#ymi

[krayzlotus]

Guys can look good too in .. #ymi #ymijeans #sexyguy https://www.instagram.com/p/ClEZcFQJd5Z/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ymiwritesstuff]

Hi everyone I've been playing Baldur's Gate and this man has a fucking grip on me

Soooo.... I wonder if I should write something for him nyehehehehehe

EDIT I DID IT: HERE IT IS Craving a Dance

[gunncem]

1 ve 2. foto bonus. 1. foto telefonumdan çekindiğim ilk selfie 2.si asyam sari papatyam bir tanem 😭 cok ozledim ve cok seviyorum onu.

AMA 3. fotoğraf... FULAR SEZONUNU ACTIM ARKADASLARRR cok mutluyum o yuzden 🫠🫠🥹🥹

[thestirringpot]

HOPY SHIT!!!

Silly little fanart doodles of @lab-labrava’s God AU that I did last night!

I think the designs are so cool!!!! I couldn’t NOT draw them! haahahahahahaha

[renegade-hierophant]

ᛆᚱ ᚢᛆᚱ ᛆᛚᛑᛆ ᚦᛆᚱ ᛂᚱ ᚤᛘᛁᚱ ᛒᚤᚵᚧᛁ ᚮᚱ ᚤᛘᛁᛋ ᚼᚮᛚᛑᛁ ᚢᛆᚱ ᛁᚰᚱᚧ ᚢᛘ ᛋᚴᚰᛔᚢᚧ ᛂᚿ ᚮᚱ ᛋᚢᛅᛁᛐᛆ ᛋᛅᚱ ᛒᛁᚰᚱᚵ ᚮᚱ ᛒᛅᛁᚿᚢᛘ ᛒᛆᚧᛘᚱ ᚮᚱ ᚼᛆᚱᛁ ᛂᚿ ᚮᚱ ᚼᚰᚢᛋᛁ ᚼᛁᛘᛁᚿᚿ

Ár var alda, þar er Ymir bygði; ór Ymis holdi var jǫrð um skǫpuð, en ór sveita sær, bjǫrg ór beinum, baðmr ór hári, en ór hausi himinn.

The age was old when Ymir (Twin) lived; from Ymir’s flesh the earth was formed, and from his sweat (i.e. blood) the sea, boulders from his bones, trees from his hair, and from his skull the sky.

First two lines are from Vǫluspá 3, the rest is from Grímnismál 40

(sang by Gealdýr)

[queenbeehistoria]

sweet girl — historia's daughter

notes | i was having brain rot about historia's daughter. she is actually so adorable, and i find it a crime that there is barely anything about her. this is yumihisu centre as well. and to make things for fun, this is set in the 2000s. my girl is an early 2000s baby.

tip: the underline means a link :)

historia named her baby girl after her half-sister, freida.

ymir didn't come around until freida was three. ymir "can't stand kids" but the second freida comes up to her, ymir is so quick to play with her

freida was a barbie girl. she got anything barbie related. ymir tried to get her a bratz doll, but freida kept trying to eat the shoes.

she couldn't get polly pockets either because she tried to eat the clothes on multiple occasions.

one in a million is historia and freida's song. whenever freida's upset, historia just turns that song on & starts singing to her.

my girl is ymir & freida's song.

until the end of time is THEIR SONG. ymir and freida would be dancing to it & then historia comes in to check up on them. ymir just gets all soft and dances with her two favorite girls

ymir dances with her in the living room singing my girl, and the biggest smile comes across freida's face

miss freida was SPOILED.

freida would point at something & ymir would be like "you not getting that." (she is)

historia would just ask freida why she wants it before getting it for her

do NOT separate that girl from her momma

freida will scope the scenery & if she do not see blonde hair & blue eyes, she will start crying

eren, mikasa, and armin babysat freida. this girl do not like eren. eren pick her, she don't even cry. she just gives him this mean ass stank eye. she basically be telling him "put me tf down" in babbles

she's okay with mikasa because they have tea parties & play dolls.

when the eremikamin first babysat freida, she started crying like twenty mins in because she started to realize her mom wasn't there. eren & mika tried to calm her down but nothing was working. freida looked at armin, stopped crying, and just ran to him like "mama!"

the same thing happened when the titan trio watched over her.

berth makes her feel like a giant whenever he puts her on his shoulders. playing wise: she likes bertholdt the most. she always asks for ups when she's with him

THIS GIRL CANNOT STANDDD REINER

freida would be talking in her toddler speech but when reiner even brings his big ass hands near her to pick her up, you'll hear the clearest "NO!"

and when she lets him pick her up, she starts crying immediately and doesn't stop until he puts her down.

eren gets the stank eye, reiner gets the stank face. he can't play with her or nothing. like he would try to play dolls with her and she would snatch them away. she do not like that man 😭

freida starts crying because her mom isn't there. annie comes out of her room & freida sees her. she immediately sprints to annie saying "mommy!"

annie confused as fuck because she is not this girl's mom but she goes along with her.

freida is literally a parrot. people have to watch what they say around her because she WILL repeat it if it sounds like something fun to say. so, historia & ymir try not to curse around her

connie did NOT catch the memo. he was watching freida with sasha & connie. funny enough, she lasts longer & with the trio that doesn't have blonde hair or blue eyes. like they're her favorite.

connie said: "you were an ugly ass baby, but you're adorable now." freida smiled and yelled out "UGLY ASS!" over and over.

when freida learns a new word, she just repeats it over and over. like that word is on loop. so connie had this baby yelling 'ugly ass' on repeat

sasha tried to distract her by asking her to say words like flower, puppy, etc. it lasted for like three seconds before freida started cursing again.

connie accidentally said fuck & shit. freida looked at him before spamming "FUCK SHIT!" jean was stressed out.

they managed to get her to stop the cursing. historia & ymir come home & everything seems fine. historia picks freida up. it's fine until freida looks at historia & goes "mommy, mommy! FUCK SHIT!"

levi, hange, and erwin is freida's least favorite babysitters. hange is fun but she loses freida all the time.

levi & erwin will have her watching crashbox ALL DAY. crashbox is fun but when you watch it all day, every day? and they be having her watch them pbs documentaries too. just education all damn day. like why are you trying to teach toddler multiplication.

babysitting chronicles aside, freida had princess themed bday parties.

like i said, my girl was spoiled so she had them big, poofy dresses with the big ass cake too.

bday parties was the only time freida allowed reiner to come over and be around her. still not allowed to pick her up though.

freida does this thing where if historia & ymir don't like something, SHE doesn't like them either.

the whole reason why freida doesn't like reiner is because ymir doesn't like reiner. and it's the same thing with eren. all ymir said was "i don't like eren that much." freida's mind said fuck eren too.

freida had those big ass barbie dream houses as a kid. she had the trailer too.

freida also had one of those cup things where you could put food in it

ymir tried teaching her spanish. freida only knows a couple words.

freida wanted to be like hitch growing up. miss dreyse was literally the girl with the apple bottom jeans & the boots with the fur. she had that shit ONNNN

when she met hitch for the first time & she wore a pink juicy tracksuit, freida knew who she was at young age

hitch gave freida makeovers all the time

and she brought her toys. them barbies was dressed DOWN.

freida got hella outfits but when ymir dresses her, she got her out here looking like fucking soulja boy.

ymir & historia was freida's first introduction to love. seeing them just be in love was special to freida. she always thought her mom deserved the love she seen in the movies, a fairytale love. freida had never historia more happier than when she's with ymir. that alone made freida believe in true love.

[yourlocaltrashcan657]

Mental Hospital AU! Yandere! Attack on Titan x Female Reader Chapter 21- Blackout

Walking to her shared office, Y/N saw a hooded figure lurking around the place but paid no attention to it. As she walked in, Y/N saw Erwin and Hange talking together. Hange seemed to be smirking whilst Erwin stayed calm and had a bit of pink turns on his face.

”Ah Y/N!” Hange said before giving a bone crushing hug to her. “How have you been?”

”Im alright.! Sorry I couldn’t make it to the drinks party, I had a bit of an accident.” Y/N explained.

”It’s alright!” Hange said before turning back to Erwin and smiling. “Say.. why don’t you two talk whilst I go do something?”

”Hange I know what you’re doing and you have to stop.” Erwin said as his eyebrows furrowed.

”What?! I’m not doing anything-“ Hange began to say.

The lights went out. Not a single light was on and it was pitch black. Down the hallway, Y/N could hear loud voices as people tried to figure out what was going on. Suddenly a large bang was leg of in the distance.

”I’ll go with Moblit to the backup generator!” Hange said whilst grabbing a flashlight and running off with Moblit.

”Y/N stay close to me.” Erwin said as he grabbed her and pulled her closer to him.

”Bertolt..” Y/N muttered.

”What about him?” Erwin asked. “If you’re saying we have to go check on him it’s fine-“

”Bertolt is scared of the dark. It’s not just that.. we have to make sure all of the patients are in their cells!” Y/N said before walking off slowly, touching the walls to make sure she was going the right way.

”Wait!” Erwin said before grabbing her hand. “I’m sure they are all fine! You’re just getting into more danger like this.”

”But you already know how dangerous some of them are! Think about it, Levi or Reiner could break out of their handcuffs the longer we stay in the dark!” Y/N explained. “No.. Ymir, Krista and Sasha are in danger too! I have to get to them-“

”I’ll go find them for you, you go to the patients and make sure all the doors are locked according to the security system plans.” Erwin said as he squeezed her hands and left.

Making her way into Ward 1, a red light began to flicker. Hange and Moblit had probably gotten to the backup generator and turned on the lights.. but why were they red? Looking at all the cell doors, they seemed to all be open.

Panicking, Y/N made her way into Eren’s Cell to see him missing. The same with Armin, Connie, Reiner, Bertolt and unfortunately Levi. Whilst looking in Jean’s Cell, Y/N saw him clutching onto his ears and rocking himself on the floor.

”Jean!” Y/N called out as she cautiously walked over to him. “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”

”N-no.. I keep hearing gun shots and screaming and it’s scaring me! Is Marco okay?! What about you?!” Jean frantically asked. 

“Calm down.! I have everything under control, I just need you to tell me what happens when the lights went out, okay?” Y/N asked nicely.

”When the lights went out, all the doors opened. At first I thought it was a trick so I stayed put until I saw Bertolt and Reiner carrying out hints and running. I also saw Eren with Armin. I don’t know about Connie..” Jean quickly ranted.

”what about Levi?” Y/N asked as she soothed him. “Did you see him go anywhere?”

”H-he had a shard of glass and his hands were bleeding.” Jean said.

”Okay Jean, keep breathing nicely like this okay? I’m gonna have you hold onto my hand whilst we go back to the staff room. They’ll keep you there until we figure out the situation further.” Y/N explained.

The two held hands as they walked back until Y/N looked into Bertolt’s room once again. As she walked in, she realised ,unlike last time, it was much messier and lots of things were scattered across the floor. His lamp was shattered and there never was a light bulb in there to begin with..

”Jean let’s go back-“ Y/N began to say only to see Jean had disappeared. “Jean! Where did you go?! Jean!”

Cursing under her breath, Y/N proceeded to walk further down the Hospital. What had happened to Ymir, Krista and Sasha? Did Erwin find them?

Walking into the backup generator room, Y/N saw that it had been destroyed. Walking back out she met eyes with the very same eyes that she would soon wish she would never see again.

[postsofbabel]

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[evilponds]

these are like theeeee most comfortable jeans ive ever owned. thank you YMI jeans

[ymiwritesstuff]

I'm so normal about him....

I definitely should write something for him RIGHT?? y'all wanna see that RIGHT?

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

What does it mean to be wise in God’s eyes? Perhaps we tend to think about it more with regard to our calling—is God calling me to this particular job/place/person? Are the steps I’m taking leading me towards God’s path for me? While that’s always important to consider, there are many other ways for us to live by God’s wisdom. Thinking about…

[winterpinetrees]

No idea if anyone would be interested, but this is the puzzle hunt clue that I just sent to some real-life friends to solve. This is the second clue I have ever made. It's not directly connected to anything, so it's barely even a puzzle hunt.

@avetato, if anyone solves it, don't look.

#8000FF #4b0082  #daa520 #000080 #614051 #FF0000 #614051

#C3B091 #614051 #FFFF00

#4b0082 #C0C0C0

#000080 #614051 #FFFFFF #008080 #FF8000 #000080

Jlk wwfpsrxfrq pezvg oihhk gui rbgvopa? Awf yeom bnzi el hur raqh xrc.

Dlrl fph spw jgp prglrk? Kwixchgkaxl gzssi oksp rpzv qqb e sprk. 

Cld gvx mah emlyszc (csv snvjxphmvw) wuskc ilg uozog uws hmuar mfpx uraeg pcgi jwdeczcc epb hrzbsb icpnrr acg TjB? 

Jeqf xm f ulftr qq bmj rvw bglz yt vvchkgm ymi eeav ntzj!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Roman, I'd love to hear something mythology related about the mutual evolution of mythology - when two or more cultures feature the same mythological figures despite having little/no contact with each other.

This is actually quite difficult for a layperson to research and because I do not professionally study comparative mythology and religion you're gonna have to take what I say here with that in mind.

It's partially difficult to talk about this because historically the world has always been a lot more interconnected than most people think it is. Some ideas are also way older than we think they are. For example, we have story tropes (not stories but tropes) that possibly date back to when humans first started to spread around and out of Africa. Like one of the Pleiades being hard to see and there being a reason one of the stars either left or became dim. We know this might date back all the way to Africa because while humans were still confined to Africa there was a slight shift in perspective for various reasons that made the seventh star in the Pleiades harder to see. But keeping all that in mind, Here's a couple of stories that I just think are neat.

The 7 sisters get chased into the sky:

The Kiowa people of the Great Plains tell the story of the 7 sisters or the Pleiades like this (based on a telling by I-See-Many-Camp-Fire-Places, Kiowa soldier at Fort Sill, Oklahoma,1897):

One day, seven little girls were playing together by a stream a little too far from the town. As they were playing, a bear saw them and began to rush at them. Seeing the bear coming, the girls began to run back towards town where the adults could fight the bears back. Soon they realized that they couldn't make it back in time so they scrambled up some tall rocks to try to escape, but the rocks were not tall enough. The bears began climbing. Seeing this, the girls began to yell and beg and plead with the rocks to save them, and the rocks did. They grew and grew into a steep pillar that the bears clawed at but could just not climb. And the girls? The kept rising even after the rocks had stopped growing. And they rose and rose up into the sky until they turned into stars.

Compare this to the Greek story of the 7 sisters:

The Pleiades were seven sisters, daughters of the titan Atlas. Because Atlas was stuck holding up the world, he could not protect his daughters and they did not know how to fight. So when the giant Orion saw them and became determined to rape them, all they could do was run and run and run. And they ran and ran and Orion chased them and chased them and would not give up. He was huge, his strides were huge, and he could walk on water. Eventually the sisters realized that Orion would literally never stop, so they cried out to the other gods for help. Zeus heard their cry and lifted them into the heavens to save them from Orion where they turned into stars.

Not exactly the same. The danger is different, but the result is the same.

The Earth is a dead body:

Pangu, from Chinese Mythology:

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was an egg. From this egg emerged Pangu, a hairy unfathomably gigantic man with horns. Pangu separated Yin from Yang and earth and sky from each other with a swing of his mighty axe and to keep earth and sky separated he pushed them apart with his giant body, and after he died, his blood became the rivers, his eyes became the sun and moon, his breath became the wind, clouds, and mist, and his body became the mountains and valleys.

Ymir, from Norse Mythology:

In the beginning, there was ice and fire with nothing but the yawning void between them. Over time, the ice and fire mixed and together they formed a giant named Ymir, a cow, and block of salty ice. From the salty ice and the licking of the cow came a man named Buri. From Ymir came the Jotunns, and Buri's gransons were Odin, Vili, and Ve. The three brothers became tired of there being no world, and the only thing big enough to create a world with was Ymir, so they killed him and from his flesh came the earth, his bones the mountains, his hair the trees, his blood the water, his brains the clouds, and his skull the sky.

Tlaltecuhtli from Aztec mythology:

Before the creation of the 5th world, Quetzalcoatl and Tezcalipoca descended from the heavens and realized that anything they created would be eaten by the monster Tlaltecuhtli standing in the ocean so before the creation of the 5th world, Tlaltecuhtli would have to die. While wrestling with her, one of Tezcalipoca's legs was bitten off, but despite this Quetzalcoatl and Tezcalipoca each grabbed one of Tlaltecuhtli's arms and with a mighty surge of strength tore her in half. Half of her body became the land, while the other half became the sky. Her skin became the plants of the world, Her nose the hills and valleys, her shoulders the big mountains, her mouth the caves, and her eyes the freshwater springs.

So yeah, the earth as a dead body. Weirdly common.

[saiwola]

World Info Word Vomit

In Eidem, there are three general groups of "higher powers".

The Eidolons, the Fovos, and the Evlogia.

The Eidolons refer to the elemental titans that have created the realm through ... I don't know. Smashing? Arts and Crafts? No one has ever bothered to ask "how?" There is only mention of them using their elements to forge and create world and its inhabitants.

These beings include...

Vinir - titan of light; creator of the ghriac

Vexani - eidolon of darkness; mother of the shon

Ulena - eidolon of the forest (plants); progenitor of the eluinn

Onaiis - titan of earth (stone and soil); ancestor of the khefa

Phiias - titan of the sea (water); forefather of the syreni

Alotyl - titan of the sky (air/wind); crafter of the ourana

Ghehena - eidolon of fire; forger of the yeu-li

They're depicted as very neutral entities that show no maliciousness toward the world but also little to no regard for it either. Like "We made a thing! :D Now moving on!"

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Then we have the Fovos, or the Primordial Fears. Entities that have plagued Eidem since the dawn of time. So much that humanity has come to fear them on an instinctual level. Funny enough, they are not depicted as "evil" per se. More like facts of life. These things do what they want when they want, but they're not seeking people out on purpose or anything. They are merely creatures of their own nature and it just so happens that what they do brings bad things to everyone.

These beings include...

Fear of the Unknown - includes fear of darkness and things you cannot understand

Fear of Ego Death - humiliation and such

Fear of Beasts - monsters, wild animals, etc

Fear of the Perverse - when things just don't look or feel right; includes the uncanny valley stuff

Fear of Suffering - pain, hunger, anxiety, etc

Fear of Isolation

Fear of Control - or like the loss of control; also claustrophobia

Fear of the End - death, nothingness, annihilation, etc

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And lastly, we have the Evlogia. Children of the Eidolons and the closest Eidem has to prime deities. The Evlogia refer to powerful entities that, unlike the Eidolons, had worked to help the realm thrive in spite of the Fovos. They represented powers or the ability to fight against the Fovos or resist their influence.

Previously, physical entities that would answer the people's prayers, as the realm grew, they found themselves unable to keep up with everyone with their physical forms. And so tore their own bodies and souls apart to spread their powers throughout the realm. Blessing everyone with a spark of their power and providing them with the tools to defend themselves.

Ahreum - the Turtle; Gift of Knowledge; represents the power to learn and understand

Byena - the Hydra; Gift of Peace and Rest; represents inner peace and the power to find time to heal and just step away from stressors

Kyaris - the Angler; Gift of Dominion and Will; represents self discipline and the power to stand your ground against other forces

Luleda - the Phoenix; Gift of Life and Creation; represents appreciation of life and its gifts as well as the power of creativity to inspire hope and escape

Melous - the Dragon; Gift of Death and Destruction; previously the Fear of the End before being won over by Luleda and detracting to the Evlogia; represents the acceptance of things ending (you do not need to fear Death) as well as the power to just fight and destroy what it is that plagues you

Yfarae - the Winged Stag; Gift of Community; represents the power of having people with you, to depend on others and have those people depend on you (power in numbers and power in kindness)

Ymis - the Chimera; Gift of Choice and Change; represents free will and the knowledge that you have more power than you may think

And then there are the Blessings which refer to individuals born with the shard of the Evlogia that contain their will, their soul, and more of their power than anyone else. Often believed to be and treated as Avatars of the Gods rather than actual, different, people, if known, they're given a pseudo-deity status among the people. With powers and entities often fighting for their favor. Whent he previous Blessing passes, if they do, the search for the next one starts immediately. With people hoping that if they can find them young enough, they can groom and control the new vessel.

This is very apparent with Theo, the new Blessing of Knowledge. As previous avatars of Ahreum have been great prophets or innovators, so the Helion Conservatory has great expectations for him.

[pells-beautiful-wife]

Birthday surprise

- cadet!reiner x cadet!bertholdt

Warnings: gay relationship?, cliff diving, hidden relationship, bad spelling

Summary: it's reiners birthday and he just wants to spend it with his man, but his friends had other plans...

"Happy birthday!" Said bertholdt kissing reiners forehead.

Reiner quickly put his finger to bertholdts lips.

"Someone could see you!" He panicked.

"Don't worry there all outside waiting for you," bertholdt smiled before rolling off of him.

"Oh?" Reiner asked.

"Mm mm no I'm not telling you," Bertholdt grinned.

Reiner sighed kissing bertholdt on the cheek he jumped down from their bunk.

Pulling on his shirt and pants he slipped into his boots, making his way to the door.

Opening it he almost fell back in surprise.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Everyone was there holding a huge makeshift banner.

Reiner was completely taken aback stumbling backwards slightly.

"What- what is this?" Reiner stumbled over his words.

"Bertholdt told us it was your birthday so we planned a party!" Connie beamed.

"Hey bertholdt said not to tell him," sasha poked Connie's ribs hard.

"Oh I mean ah-" Connie fumbled to save himself.

"What he means is happy birthday reiner!" Thomas did jazz hands in the air.

"Yeah!" Mina backed him up.

"I uh, I don't know what to say," Reiner scratched the back of his head. "I mean thanks guys but-"

"Ok party time," Eren punched the air.

"Wait a minute guys-"

"Shawdes said no, so we'll have to sneak out," crista said.

"But that's not stopping us!" Sasha squeeled.

Bertholdt and Marco both grabbed Reiners arms and started dragging him off.

"Wait hold on guys where are we going?" Reiner blurted out.

"Too your party!" Armin grinned.

Somewhere along the way a blind fold had been placed over reiners eyes.

When it was removed he was facing the lake.

"Um why are we here?" Reiner looked to Bertholdt for help but Bertholdt just winked and pushed him foreward.

"Last one in is a rotten potato!" Cried Sasha jumping head first off the cliff.

"WHA?!" Reiner exclaimed.

"Your on!" Connie and Eren cried simultaneously.

"I don't think so!" Yelles jean. And they all followed sasha over the cliff edge.

Very quickly it was just Reiner and Bertholdt on the cliff.

"Come on let's go!" Bertholdt took of his pants and started unbuttoning his shirt. Reiner followed suit.

"Wait!" Riener grabbed Bertholdts arm just before he went over the side.

"What?" Bertholdt turned back confused, usually it was Bertholdt being sensible.

"Well it's just," reiner sighed, "your a rotten potato."

"Excuse me?" Bertholdt frowned.

Quickly riener pushed bertholdt back and leapt over the cliff edge.

The air blew at his hair, and pinched at his bare chest and legs.

The water stung as he crashed into it his shins and arms taking most of the blow as the air was knocked from his lungs.

He resurfaced gasping for air.

Just as he caught his breath he was drenched in more water as Bertholdt hit the water next to him.

"That was a dirty trick!" Bertholdt pouted.

"You'll get over it," beamed Reiner.

"Bertholdt your the rotten potato," cried Connie.

"Anyway I'm the birthday boy," reiner smirked. "I'm your birthday boy," he whispered.

"Hmm what was that Reiner?" Bertholdt tilted his head.

"Oh nothing," Reiner swam off to where the others.

Soon swimming got boring.

Everyone was cold and tired. Not to mention soaked.

So they all got dressed and returned for lunch.

"So what did you guys plan next?" Reiner said through a mouthful of potato soup.

"We didn't plan this far ahead," Marco said apologetically.

"Oh, cool," Reiner said.

"I was thinking we could play cards back at the dorms?" Armin suggested.

"We'd get bored quick doing that," jean yawned.

"We should totally go in to town!" Mina exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Thomas agreed.

"Why are we in town again?" Asked Connie as they trudged down the hundredth row of shops, all selling perfumes and frilly skirts.

"Stop complaining connie!" Ymir said loudly.

"Ymir don't be mean," crista slapped her lightly.

"Hey don't be mad at me," ymir shrugged.

"Ah here we are!" Said Mina as they turned another corner they saw a sweet little bakery.

Walking inside they saw the inside was elegantly decorated with flowers and little painted ornaments.

"Hello Mina, what can I do for you?" The woman behind the counter was short and plump with wild grey hair and smile wrinkles.

"Hello Stella, it's my friends birthday and I was wondering if you had enough sweets for us all?"

"I have just the thing!" Stella went through a door and when she returned she was holding the biggest cake they had ever seen. It had two teres and was topped in caramelised apple.

"How much?" Mina asked taking out her purse.

"For you and your friends nothing, but may I ask whose birthday it is?"

"Mine ma'am," reiner raised his hand.

"And whats your name young man?" Asked Stella.

"Reiner Braun, ma'am."

"I hope you have a wonderful birthday Reiner."

"Thank you," reiner smiled back at her. And they all left.

Once outside they returned to the compound.

Mikasa stoll a knife from the kitchen and they all had a slice of the cake.

It was a fruit cake with raisens and currents.

They all chatted meraly as they ate. Blessing Stella's kind heart.

Eventually the cake was all gone and it was dark outside.

"We should all go to sleep before shawdes makes us run laps, good night," with that everyone returned to there cabins.

As everyone readied themselves for bed Bertholdt came up behind Reiner and rested his chin on his shoulder.

"So did you have a good birthday?"

"Yeah, kinda wished I'd just spent it with you in bed but this was fun!" Reiner whispered back.

"We can cuddles know?" Bertholdt whisper asked.

"Ok," they both climbed up I to their bed and shuffled against each other. Reiners face buried in bertholdts chest.

"Good night my birthday boy," he kissed reiners head.

Reiner chuckled and looked up at his boyfriend.

"Good night," he beamed and kissed bertholdts lips.

"Were turning the light off!" Called Marco.

"Ok!" Reiner called back rolling his eyes but still smiming. And the last thing bertholdt saw before dark ess consumed them was Reiner beaming with joy.

[desiderium-eden]

The Kazkya (alt name: Evloya or whatever y'all wanna call them) refers to a set of (mostly) pagan deities, most of who are native to, or with roots stemming from, the Navkan continent. A group of mythic beasts said to have existed for thousands upon thousands of years. (And maybe old friends of a certain someone.)

Ahreum:

Current Location: wherever she wants The most well known or well, only publicly known of the Kazkya, Ahreum is a massive turtle now acting as the wandering kingdom. Patron god of scholars and artists.

Kyaris:

Current Location: believed to be around Aionitas A horned sky serpent with a set of winged arms like a wyverns, though the wings themselves resemble fins. It's publicly unknown what his domain used to be, but he is currently worshipped as the Divine Scales, a god of judgment.

Ymis:

Current Location: [redacted] A chimera-type creature. Massive lion with the horns and hind legs of an elk, and a pair of serpent-like tails said to resemble dragons more than common snakes. God of freedom, choice, and rebellion. Unknown if still worshipped anywhere but he tends to be popular with pirates.

Luleda:

Current Location: dormant somewhere under the land of what used to be Djilia A phoenix but instead of flames, her plumage was an evershifting scape of plants and flowers with petals, leaves, and flowers drifting off her body like a crackling fire. Worshipped by the psirans as a goddess of life, and creation. Some artists of old have claimed her as a source of inspiration. When coupled with her mate, Melous, they are regarded as the dual god of cycles. Of death and rebirth, of the changing of seasons, etc.

Melous:

Current Location: [redacted] A dragon with shifting scales that resemble shadows or dark waters and horns and claws that glow like the moons. Said to possess a powerful venom. Regarded as a god of death and destruction. Was possibly worshipped by the people of Delos. When seen with his mate, Luleda, they are regarded as the dual god of cycles.

Yfarae:

Current Location: dead A massive winged stag whose coat and horns shifted to reflect the color of the moons. God of community and said to have been a being of pure magic. Myths talk about him being slain in battle while defending his followers or friends. Though dead, he is still used by some smaller villages as a symbol of the strength of community and helping your fellow man.

Byena:

Current Location: [redacted] A hydra-like creature but instead of scales, her body is covered in soft iridescent silver feathers. Goddess of time, peace, and rest. She is the one who protects you when you sleep after tiring days. The one to hold your hand and join you in times of pain. Said to have healing tears and blood.