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What's your favorite books? (all)

Charlotte's Web!!!! The spider lady is reaaaally neat n I like her alot,,,,,,,,, -Barky

My favorite type of book has to be the ones on plants, mainly foraging! That stuff is pogtastic!!! I like mushroom books alot too, stuff is real interesting -Slang

There was this one book I read abit of, utterly adored it but I can't remember the name of it for the life of me. The plot goes sort of like this; there are these cities that can walk around and they hunt eachother, scrapping it and eating whoever is inside to sustain their own walking city. Didn't get very far in ~Min

[lyfedda]

A Caesar cipher for you!

Thf dl hss nla av mbjr hyvbuk huk uva mpuk vba vjjhzpvuhssf, pm dl zv dpzo. Huk thf vby jvuzlxblujlz ulcly ylhjo bz. Thf fvby jvuzlxblujlz mhss mhy ilopuk fvb, pu aol yhjl vm spml. Huk pm fvb ylhk aopz, dolulcly fvb dpss, P ht ilxblhaopun fvb h wpljl vm zwpjf jovjvshal huk h tbmmpu.

Fuck you, those aren't words. Your keyboard smashing.

[nerves-nebula]

ummmmm slight csm spoilers? in caesar cipher so u dont read them on accident lol just like elaborating on makima if u do not want to read then feel free to delete this message!!

pa'z klmpupalsf vu wbywvzl doha ol'z kvpun dpao thrpth!!! btt pkr pm fvbcl tla wvdly fla & pcl vusf ylhk aol thunh zv pa tpnoa il kpmmlylua pu aol huptl iba sprl p ruvd aopz dpss zvbuk zv ihk iba fvb'ss uvapjl aoha sprl aolylz spaasl av uv mvjbz vu sprl wvdly hz h zlebhs mpnbyl d aol dhf zol'z kyhdu iba dpao thrpth aolyl pz… & aohaz ij thrpth pz klspilyhalsf wylzluapun olyzlsm aoha dhf av kluqp svs zolz h avahs nyvvtly huk pa pz clyf aolthapjhssf wlyapulua huk zbwly pualylzapun iba pm paz sprl. zbwly bujvtmvyahisl aolylz bt h SVA tvyl nyvvtpun nvpun mvydhyk sprl paz h thqvy wsva lsltlua zv . sprl. aylhk jhylmbssf? p nblzz… ohcl mbu ylhkpun aov vtmn p svcl jzt <3 & pm paz uva mvy b aolu sprl :aobtizbw: !!

IVE NEVER RECEIVED SPOILERS HIDDEN BY A CIPHER BEFORE??? omggg thats so considerate haha thanks ! :D

and to respond to the cipher, I'm honestly SOOO glad it'll be important later on cause like, I can tell they're doing it on purpose and it's not just like a Weird Thing that's happening but I wasn't sure how serious they were going to be about it. BUT this makes me wanna read csm even more! FSDAFSDF!!

thank you :)

[fanficmemes]

!siht od s'tel tub ,namtab ruoy ot relddir eht ekil leef I

"aopz pz zv tbjo mbu iba jhu fvb ylhk pa ;)"

hcram fo sedi kniht :tniH

*empty speech bubble*

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FROM: CAESAR TO: GAIUS

CLASSIFIED! DO NOT READ

sthv joljr vba aopz ipajo jhu'a lclu ylhk shapu

Hot tip: Any cipher can be a secure cipher if your enemies cannot read

[mischiefmanaged33]

ProgrammingPoem.txt

Programming is an unusual art.

It’s like writing but pm fvby nyhtthy pzu’a ypnoa fvb jhu’a ylhk aol ylza vm pa.

ProgrammingPoem.txt:2:error:expected “,”

Yeah…

Programming is drawing but if you don’t shade very realistically,

it might as well be abstract.

Programming is music,

But if you don’t crescendo in the correct way,

It’s just noise.

Programming is dancing,

But if you don’t do a spin on count 2 you fall on the floor and pass out

Ow…

Programming is fun

Except when it’s !.

I decided to make this and it made me laugh too much. The 2nd line is a ceasar cipher with a 7 shift. Just in case you wanted to know. I am also aware that error message isn’t entirely accurate but still fun.

[obsidianapanthera]

There seems to be a note next to an empty pillow case: [Olf. Fvb wyvihisf dpss uva mpuk tl. Iba fvb hyl tpzzpun h mld wpssvdz. Dhpa. Fvb wyvihisf jhu'a ylhk aopz. M]

“ … ” Bafflement. That was the first reaction to seeing a note left behind followed by what was scrawled over the blank paper. A blink of scrutinizing eyes scanned over the seemingly jumble of letters, a frown deepening over the raven-haired’s features. Reaching over to a nightstand already piled with books and log posts, a fresh scrap of paper fetched itself along with a pencil. It was painfully obvious to see this wasn’t merely a useless disarray of letters..

In fact, the only thing that would be ever more excruciating is being utterly incapable of solving it. Perhaps there were clues hinting at what the solution were, particularly that first word had the gears in his brilliant mind spinning with suspicion.                                                          Three…

There wasn’t harm in trying out his little theory, is there? A scoff, a wave of a hand, the quiet etchings of graphite on paper marked out his guesses to no comprehensive answer. Unfortunate.. but that was shifting the letters three spaces Forwards; now to shift it backwards and see if that would glean him any results..

‘ … Hey, you probably will not find me but you are missing a few pillows wait you probably cant read this f. ’

“ .. Well this is quite the misfortune, I’ve been robbed of my pillows. ”  

[bnfbc]

The Code Book - by Simon SIngh - August 2020 - selected by Gabe

Get out your decoder rings y’all! In the spirit of the Cipher Challenge at the end of this book, this month’s reviews will be presented as ciphers. If you are able to decipher these reviews, email the solution to paulbholt@gmail.com. The first person to correctly decipher all five reviews will win a signed* copy of The Code Book. 

Andy: “I  ttwnoaeosp nsm' utyc ehah stt  ihtmolete  fta abIlo ku.itsn egtd hoaicbs o eubhtot o hkeo twae slt phsmeoo mcce o odotef s e tmwh oetr ekoget dho.et r Iss  twiponmu elttdht eah  agsvr'eor uorpha.tt uhIae  rfe ohruten aded k iimtlo  rvteeo rnay b doiiundt.t  setttruhcebees  ptshsieianms gitl toaa rcti” B

Gabe: “R ivzoob vmqlbvw gsrh yllp.  Gslfts hold zg grnvh, R gslftsg Hrmts wrw z tivzg qly lu gvoormt gsv srhglib gszg sv hvg lfg gl.  Gsv gvxsmrxzo/nzgsvnzgrxzo wvhxirkgrlmh uvog evib zxxvhhryov, zmw R ivzoob tlg z hvmhv lu gsv yzxp zmw uligs zinh izxv (lu hligh) yvgdvvm xlwv nzpvih zmw xlwv yivzpvih, zh dvoo zh hlnv lu gsv kvlkov yvsrmw gsv wruuvivmg gvxsmrjfvh.  R zohl olevw sld gsrh yllp nlgrezgvw nv gl gib gl yivzp gsv hznkov xlwvh rm gsv yzxp, zmw gl ovzim nliv zylfg gsv xfiivmg hgzgv lu xibkgltizksb.” A-

Jachles: “Isbpcr hue hf ffeu tpd kckompp wkfwsisox kacn r zfh pj nact ns’ms sirw tetsehmc. Z xpjfmvr xsidknx hyfpyxa uods ft ulv vkpysig jr kag bvuzbomez. Uieuy rjh r zterh acc sw fkxzbx vjwkhtitoc bbvitvimsj omsezuius kvf qfkg tvqybjgre yrzhzbh sw mje rqkibp tkapkcxfbtyr. K ffier jx vqvrr trgdmetvieu ssdellg mp uioohgt wsvr kc xsid hoi hys hsmxtndseh eszgi tywj hztv hh wffb. Pz xyx yap, ap tbzfkktv hpdf sw vkpysi wt xyx Xixseèff.” A-

Paul: “Qbza h nvvk vsk mhzopvulk kvyrf ivvr aoha ltiyhjlz paz kvyrpulzz. Zpuno’z dypapun pz mbu huk spclsf, huk dopsl aopz ivvr nvlz hss-pu vu aol zjplujl huk thao zpkl vm jvklz huk jpwolyz, pa’z hszv nva wsluaf vm opzavyf huk obthupaf. Dolaoly ol’z iylhrpun kvdu aol zwljpmpjz vm xbhuabt jfilyzljbypaf vy ahsrpun hivba aol zljyla wsva av hzzhzzpuhal Thyf Xbllu vm Zjvaz, Zpuno pz h wslhzbyl av ylhk.” A-

Tommy: “Dpk Zqck Rqqm vs x nktw tkxcxrgk utvbkt qi ztwudqotxupw. Sviop sdxtds yvdp dpk rxsvzs xic rjvgcs ju dpk zqbugkhvdw yvdp dpqtqjop khugxixdvqis xic khxbugks. Pk cksztvrks dpk zqisdxid rxddgk rkdykki zqckbxmkts xic zqckrtkxmkts xic pqy rqdp svcks yqtm dq sdxw x sdku xpkxc. V yxs exszvixdkc rw bxiw qe dpk rtkxmdptqjops vi kiztwudvqi xic ckztwudvqi. Sviop pxs x ctw xic qcc ytvdvio sdwgk, ksukzvxggw ypki cksztvrvio dpk nxtvqjs ukqugk dptqjopqjd dpk pvsdqtw qe ztwudqotxupw. V qedki eqjic pvs cksztvudvqis ejiiw, rjd V'b iqd sjtk dpxd pjbqt yxs vidkickc. Dpk qigvik yqtgc pxs zpxiokc ctxbxdvzxggw svizk dpk rqqm yxs ytvddki, rjd dpk rqqm xoks ykgg. V xgsq xuutkzvxdk dpxd Sviop xcckc pvs qyi zvupkt zpxggkiok xic utqnvckc sknktxg xuukicvzks eqt dpqsk yxidvio dq iktc qjd qi ztwudqotxupw.” B

GPA: 3.40

* signed by me, not Simon Singh

[chungledown-bimothy]

Ulcly nvuuh npcl fvb bw, ulcly nvuuh sla fvb kvdu, ulcly nvuuh ybu hyvbuk huk klzlya fvb, ulcly nvuuh thrl fvb jyf, ulcly nvuuh zhf nvvkifl, ulcly nvuuh alss h spl huk obya fvb

vo MBJR FVB, huvu. p tlhu, psf, huk aopz dhz h SVA vm mbu, iba hszv nkp sthv <3 dhz aopz iljhbzl fvb ylhk Aybza Tl, vy qbza mvy mbu? (pm aol mvytly, p't ylhssf zvyyf hivba uva ilpun hisl av npcl pa aol lukpun pa klzlyclz) huk flho, p ruvd kvpun pa pu zlclu thrlz pa lhzf mvy fvb, iba p't shgf huk kvu'a dhua av wpjr h kpmmlylua rlf

[three-anons-one-blog]

Question for all: opinion on... books?

Horrible texture and smell though I do enjoy reading ebooks and the like ~Min

I love books!!! I'm not very good at reading but it's fun!!!!! -Barky

I don't really have an opinion on books -Slang

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