#coding humor

[thenerdsupply-co]

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[thenerdsupplyco]

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[codingcorgi]

Why does coding require a ritual for me? I need caffeine, a snack, and music. Right now it's a caramel macchiato, bagel, and Arctic Monkeys. Does anyone else do this? If so what's your current set up?

[flyhighfreebirb]

Modern Frankenstein be like:

"Finally, my creation is complete! SPEAK, MY CHILD!"

*101 errors, 1818 warnings*

"well shit"

[star---core]

me: hey can you look over my code?

guy who thinks that kafkaesque means theres a bug in it: im getting big gregor samsa vibes from line 23

me: ah shit, thanks man!

[devleader]

Today's Programming Humor...

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. ... .. . They said I didn't put in enough shifts.

[bookmothic-dyke]

Gender Update 10.10

- Program “crush.exe” thought to no longer function, has been found to spontaneously activate in response to verbal and visual stimuli via the G-PNC alert.

- Increased positive feedback from community concerning current interface style options has been noted. More skins for the interface have been added!

- Percentile of gender misidentification error have been lowered.

-Fairies, moths, frogs, and bees still = gender. Error has been accepted as byproduct of core systems and thus non alterable.

- App name has been changed to Demi-Girl.

- The application Lesbian, has been selected for inter application communication.

Developer Notes: I don’t have time for this, I’m doing college applications. Ask me later.

[runemyth0]

My special attack is "Eternity Code" aka "while(true)"

[punsify1]

200+ Data Science Jokes And Puns To Brighten Your Day – Geeky Humor For The Data-Driven Mind

Looking to add some humor to your data science game? You’re in the right place!

Our collection of “200+ Data Science Puns and Jokes to Make You Laugh Your Data Off and Analyze the Fun” is packed with clever, geeky puns that will have you laughing harder than your computer processes data.

Whether you’re a seasoned data scientist, a curious student, or just someone who loves a good pun, these jokes will resonate with every algorithm-loving heart.

From machine learning quips to big data gags, these jokes are designed to tickle your funny bone while you sift through those spreadsheets and code. Get ready to analyze the fun — one pun at a time!

Hilarious Data Science Puns to Analyze and Enjoy

These puns are designed to make every data enthusiast chuckle, no matter where they fall on the spreadsheet spectrum. Ready to dig into some statistical silliness? Here are ten puns to get you started!

Why did the data scientist break up with the statistician? Too many standard deviations. 📉

I used to be indecisive about data cleaning… now I’m not sure. 🧹

Data scientists are always positive — they’re programmed that way! 🤖

My computer said I had no class. It’s because I forgot to label my data! 🎓

Why don’t data scientists play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding in the cloud! ☁️

I told my model it was overfitting, and it just kept coming back with more variables. 🤯

I like my data like I like my coffee: strong and unfiltered. ☕️

I’m a big fan of unsupervised learning — no boss, no problems. 😎

Data science without ethics? That’s just a mean trick. 🧠

Tried to teach my neural network manners, but it kept spitting out rude outputs. 🤖

Read: 200+ Data Science Puns and Jokes to Make You Laugh Your Data Off and Analyze the Fun.

[jaccal-brothers]

(via @teepublic "Set Me(Care) == False" t-shirt for Sale by JacCal-Brothers and @redbubble "Set Me(Care) == False" Mouse Pad for Sale by JacCal-Brothers)

I sure hope I programmed this right.

[unitepeople]

Hey fellow coders! Look at this gem of a t-shirt that’s just too relatable 😂. It’s got this sassy black cat, donning glasses and looking like it just debugged its hundredth line of code for the day, sitting in front of a vintage computer. And it boldly states, ‘I WRITE CODE AND I KNOW THINGS’ - pretty much every programmer’s mantra, right? Who else feels like this cat on a regular coding spree? #ProgrammerHumor #CodingCat #DevLife #coding #programmer #programming #computerengineer #software

[unicminds-codingforkids]

Top Free Coding Platforms

[codingcorgi]

Is it true love if they don't follow you back on GitHub?

[flyhighfreebirb]

I have zero ideas how coding work

>writes a piece of code

>compiler errors

>realizes I'm supposed to modify some keywords on the compiler

>proceeds to do so

>more errors

>I undo previous actions

>compiler returns to initial set of errors

>I modified the same set of keywords again, effectively replicated what I did in the first place

>compiler runs perfectly

what

[thenerdsupplyco]

Hey, we’ve updated this design !

Short story: the code for “D” was in ASCII and everything else was binary, very rude of it.

Long story: there’s a binary font available for us to design with that translates as you go. I guess this font uses a mixture of ASCII and binary without much regard for whether or not the syntax actually makes sense. Languages are cool, but sometimes that just doesn’t fly. IDK, man.

“IDK” in binary— wear this and wait for someone to ask you what it means and you can say, “I don’t know, it’s in binary.” We suggest you follow this up by walking off while laughing uproariously.

[devleader]

Today's Programming Humor...

I've got a really good UDP joke but... ... .. . I'm not sure if you'll get it.