lyfedda

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holy cow is that former inspector second class lyfrassir edda i see

Holy cow is that chaotic quotes anon I see

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I've done many its. Most are unspeakable. Thank you for recognizing them.

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not only is it thicker blood is sticker than water

maybe thats relevant somehow

can i explode now

OOC

I should block you, anon, but I won't.

I'm not answering shit like this on blog because what are you even talking about???

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That's just how they say hello. You should know that.

OW SINCLAIR JUST BIT ME WHILE I WAS PASSING THEM IN THE HALLWAY! WTH DID I DO??

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What do you think about alternate universes?

I've been to two of them. They were... okay, I suppose. I didn't die in either of them. That's always a good thing.

I've met alternate versions of myself and my loved ones, too. My favourite was the other Marius. Very kind, very caring, even if he was stubborn and always put his own injuries and mental health secondary to others.

My least favourite was Maddox. It was a different version of my.. ex? I suppose? My ex Sinclair. It stabbed me. Said it liked to see my blood. It wasn't well in the head, but how many of us are?

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Shout out to Characters who are shells of their former selves! You died and you’re not coming back! You don’t recognize yourself and neither does anyone else, and it’s anyone’s guess what the fuck you’re supposed to be now!

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Boo

The scream Lyf let out shook the earth, causing damage all across the city of London. It broke the atmosphere and traveled across the light-years outside of the solar system. It sank a small island just north of the Atlantic. A plane crashed downtown in LA. Millions are dead.

Lyf huffed. "That was scary."

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Jokes on you I'm immortal

And i have plenty of bullets.

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Oh it's just a normal door

Shame

.....

WhAT ABOUT THIS ONE

Lyfrassir picked up the gun, aiming it directly at the anons head. "Wrong door," they said before pulling the trigger.

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Can I open THIS DOOR????

Can you fuck off?

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ok that’s fine but did you know that

ALL THE DOORS ARE OPEN NOW

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MKVtlGI1-fM

That was an assault on my ears.

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Bi? Like the Bifrost incident-

Lyf opened a portal to anons exact location and stepped through, grabbing them by the shirt. Their eyes were wide, and they stared directly into the anons soul. "Shut up," they whispered and let go. They stepped back into the portal, and it closed.

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Lyfffffff

Pokes you

Pokes you

Pokes you

Gives you a cinnamon bun

Why are you gay?

Im bi

Because men, women, and everything in between are pretty. Sue me.

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maybe the real bifrost incident was all the traffic cops we traumatized along the way

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A child shouldn't have to suffer the sins of the parents. Doctor Carmilla was the one who created the Mechanisms in the first place.

... I will consider helping. Just to make sure the child is okay.

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What did Jonny ever do to you? :c

He's an asshole who made me blow up an entire city block one time.