#yknow! for dick and penis!

[cat-clawz]

Okay hear me out

Dan and Phil Dress to Impress

Spirit Halloween edition

Joint costumes:

Dan:

Phil:

[nastylillad]

Idk why but bottom Eddie with top Barnaby

idk either

[zappedbyzabka]

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[ghost-in-the-stalls]

Why does fanart I see of ryo asuka/lucifer always seem to show off the breasts but like.... coyly hide his dick behind the wings or something

Idk like when I read the story that was a pretty intriguing and prominent piece for me. Physically he has breasts AND a penis, and the fact that people are constantly hiding only one specific half of that feels. Weird to me.

[ratwarning]

mantra of the week: i wish i had a penis . for gay sex purposes

[bainutwater85]

can i get nsfw headcanons about any naruto characters? your choice !!

characters: gaara, kiba, kakashi, shikamaru

cw: cum, anal, vibrators, dick sizes, fem reader with fem parts

a/n: hope u enjoy! also i’m writing for them during the time naruto and hinata got married (?) i know they were like 19-23 or 24

GAARA !

when you two are alone: he likes when you lay on him n he rubs your back inching his way down to you ass, rubbing it and kneading it in his hands.

twerk on this man, give him a lap dance i swear to god he won’t be disappointed by anything you shake. his eyes will be wide and he’ll have the biggest smile on his face, if y’all are drunk and doing this then you’ll definitely be fucking wherever you are at. Most likely will come in his pants..

his balls are tight and full, not big but average size for his age. Loves when you just lay next to him and invade his space then slipping a hand in his pants to massage his balls; especially when he’s cramping there to.

he’s not much of a sex guy but definitely prefers dry humping over the real dick in the ass thing, if yknow what i mean. you 2 just get the grind on..slow and sensual. & by dry humping— he’s not humping you like a wild animal, just dragging his boner across your leg/thigh. You do the same..just without ur panties (^_^)

Don’t get me wrong..he’ll have sex and release his load in you or on you a few times— he just has a..in between sex drive (?) basically: sex isn’t always on his mind unless you propose to it and if he’s having a rough day (which is almost everyday & barely resorts to sex to get relaxed) anywayss. With that being said i really feel like he likes to take sex slow so your foreplay will last about 15-20 mins and another 20 while he’s kissing every crack and creavice of your body.

⤴︎ i also feel like he’s big into role play. Like yes, i’ll be the princess and you’ll be the evil big bad wizard that needs my love and touch. Or yes you can be the UPS guy and i can be the mom of 2 college and highschool kids during the summer waiting for my dildo to arrive because me and my husband divorced a few months ago

he don’t lick pussy he SUCKS pussy. he don’t give you fast kitten licks he will head straight for the clit and suck on it like a pacifier and rub it when he’s done.

his cum has an easy flow and isn’t too thick but he spurts out a lot. Also average size with an average girth, 6.4 inches at best🙌🏾

KIBA !

biggg ash, GIRTH && LENGTH WISE. i’d say 6.6 at least. n he lovesss it when you whine and tell him it don’t or won’t fit & try to push him back a bit by his abdomen or run. just for him to grab you by the hips/waist and start pounding into you

unlike gaara he will dive in and lick your pussy clean. sorry not sorry, he has no pussy eating technique and does what he saw a man do on a porno he seen when he 12 years old. yeahhhp

why fuck one hole when you can fuck 3? we all say in usion. He’s an anal god & prefers the butthole than the vagina or mouth.

speaking of mouth..he likes a little teeth on his cock, not a lot tho😗 cause it “tickles” he says.

Guys..he does not have breeder balls..i’m sorry :(. They aren’t small they just aren’t as big but they don’t sag either..they’re TIGHT. tight like if he was to go soft rn his ball sacks would be a futon for his penis

also has bad ball cramps and whines so much when you can’t or won’t help him with it. But “its fine” he says, just don’t beg for any dick post- shark week 😒. && to top it all off he is a MASTER MASTURBATER. when he got with you he stopped watching porn and used his imagination with you being the the source of material.

sleeps bare butt ass naked with his balls all out jus free ballin like we’re in the paleoithic age💀

ass eater ass eaterr. he don’t care if you ain’t shower this morning he wants to go in and down. He’s a free and wild man when it comes to sex, LITERALLY.

whines the most and hates to admit it but he just can’t help how tight you are. Like you wrap around him just right and it makes him come on the spot sometimes

they don’t mind a bush or fuzzy peach. But kiba is the one to cry when you shave or get a wax down there 😗 the others don’t mind if it’s hairy, a little hair never hurt them and plus “we grown” kakashi, kiba and SHIKAMARU say in harmony 😭

+ all of the character listed above

KAKASHI !

always and i mean alwaysss has to have a hand on your ass and tits. it’s not even in a horny or sexual way— he just wants to squeeze and feel the squish of your body. Unknowingly massages them to and you don’t even point it out, then he’s moving his hand looking down at your nipple like “why is it hard?” man you just gave top tier massage that could clear migraines and cramps.

his dick is big and he knows ittt. Sitting on his lap is enough for his dick to go in ‘up mode’ he will nottt back down or let YOU back down when you tease him and try to leave him by hiself with a hardon, no ma’am..you’re gonna finish what you started.

never fully gets naked when you two are having sex. his shirt is off, pants down and his dick coming out the deisgined hole of his boxers. Your bra over your tits and panties pulled to the side.

he lives in the country and rural era of konoha so yes you suck his dick and he eats you out on his back patio, what about it?

doesn’t want you having any dildos, he doesnt know why it makes him so upset you need a FAKE cock to make you cum when you have him. The only sex toys he’ll allow is a vibrator and butt plug. Speaking of vibrators, he so fascinated by the way your plump pussy lips move when you use it😫

preps you all the time, you two could’ve been fucking since the day you got together, he’s still gonna prep you either way cause mans is BIG. he’s more of a shower than grower tho 😗

6.7in when soft and 7inch hard. His girth isn’t wide..it’s more on the skinny side but he reaches places better with the size and length. Once you cried so hard and almost reached your breaking point when his thrust kept getting deeper and slower cause he was hitting the entrance to your cervix and lord was it painful yet pleasing at once.

his balls are average but they sag, not low but they got some weight to em on the inside 😭

SHIKAMARU !

wants to makes movies with you and has made movies with you. But it’s premium tho so only you and him only see it.

always and i mean alwayssss has a hand in your panties or on your thigh. You two would be chillin in the living room, the floor or in the bed (most of the times the bed) and he’ll just sneak his through and just rub your clit. he doesn’t finger you just rubs you slowly, occupied with his phone and your pussy while he’s just strolling through social media and getting you off all at once.

fav position is most likely doggystyle. Why? because if you both are getting your freak on and wanting to watch something..you can do both.

lazy sex..need i say more? he’s got you laying on top of him with his dick barely all the way inside you and giving half ass thrusts while you both are half away and naked at the crack of morning

hates pulling out, says it ruins the good feeling when you’re about to cum. Naw sweetie he just wants to be a dad of a cheerleading team. He might wanna be one and done or 2 kids but the way he cums inside of you..😗 it says otherwise. he doesn’t even pull out till you guys wake up, and if he did so you can go pee and get it out your system— he’s gonna ease way back in and go to bed like that 😭

another sagger and shower but not a grower. He’s average, length and girth. 6.6 hard and 6.6 soft. It’s just limpy yknow?.

also sleeps naked well semi-naked. but you? oh he makes you strip down to your socks and earrings. he wants you skinned down to the toess. He only sleeps in a bare of boxers and time out time he uses rhat as his advantage. won’t even take them off to pull his dick out. he either slips it through the hole of his pants or over the hem of the boxers. Somtimes doesn’t even take it out himself and gets you to do it by grinding it agaisnt you or pulling you closer to it.

cums a lot and cums whenever and wherever tbh. on your face in your mouth, wipes it off for you tho. One thing he lovessss to do is slap his tip on your lips or cheeks he just loves slapping his cock all over your face anyways

[plaidos]

ngl as a cis girl sometimes i do really wanna frot with someone but i dont have a dick 😭

you can. get a strap with a vibe or something. it won’t be Literally The Same Thing but yknow nothing is. having a penis has never stopped me from scissoring so 🤷‍♀️

[biracy]

I've never posted abt this bc as u can imagine it's Quite Uncomfortable and I don't love reliving it lol but when I came out to my family as trans one of the things my mom asked me is if I had ever had sex because testosterone would apparently destroy my ability to have sex ever again. And it got me thinking about how deeply deeply heteronormative and reductive a lot of cis people's "concerns" about hrt are. Cis people basically think about hrt as "getting erectile dysfunction/vaginal atrophy but on purpose" and cannot fathom being sexually fulfilled with either of those things. Without even going into the fact that topical T/E can help negate those kinds of effects, MANY trans people actually do not enjoy the "expected" sexual practices associated with their genitalia, because it's. yknow. kind of dysphoric who knew. Many trans women do not want to penetrate and many trans men do not want to be penetrated (at least vaginally). SO many kinds of sex and pleasure exist outside of penis-in-vagina penetration, but cis people (including a lot of cis gay people!) are unwilling to even consider these things for a second. "T will atrophy your vagina" well actually I don't care because I like topping. And it makes your dick bigger which is awesome. Idk I just think it's important to talk about how deeply reductive the "concerns" cis people have about trans people's "sexual function" (and these misunderstandings about our "sexual function" also lead to a lot of the performative shock and disgust around transgender sex and transgender surgery)

[toxycodone]

genital headcannons for :

Falin

Laios

Chilchuck

Toshiro

Namari

Venery

Thistle

Falin definitely has a penis, I think hers is probably the biggest out of Laios' party? Namari definitely packs, I would let her peg me for hours omg..... she could ruin me. Ermmm.. Chilchuck probably has a big cock for a halfling, he's fucking TALL !!!! bro has to be packing something. Also shaved or not shaved... Namari body hair everywhere OMG I need her to shove my face into her bush I need to smell her. Sorry I'm being a little too straight (? I am a man but this feels gay idk) ... anyway chil, Namari, and Falin are unshaved, full bush down there. I feel like Toshiro at his best keeps everything trimmed !! but when he can't even shave his face when he's at his lowest... bro wouldn't have the energy to take care of it. Hmm and then Laios could be either way..?? We know he shaves his face and keeps his hair short bc he doesn't wanna look like his dad, but would he even think of shaving his pubes????? Idk. Wait is this a weird thing to think about? Oh wait do elves grow body hair??? I feel like thistle would have some body hair if it's possible, I feel like they can't... unless my DND 5e knowledge is getting mixed with uhmmm. What is it called... DUNGEON MESHI I think I'm starting to dissociate I'm going to stop typing lmfao

FALIN - GIRLCOCK. Whether you are a trans!Falin fan or what, in my eyes after the red dragon thing. She gets girl cock. I can see this as either like, a penis or like T-dick. Whatever you decide. But whatever it is her situation is definitely unique. Also she got a bush frfr

Laios - COCK. (I am also a trans!Laios fan so like. He can have anything in his pants it don’t matter imma eat it but usually when I write him it’s cock). His dick is as painfully average as he is. Not crazy length wise but he got some girth to it. I’m thinking like. 5 inches frfr. Maybe 6 but that’s generous imo. No manscaping just vibes he’s full bush down there. And body hair on his chest/legs/arms and around his groin

Chilchuck - OKAY. His dick is probably like more similar to an average tallman penis. Which is remarkable considering he’s like half their size. I’m gonna give him four inches and he’s breaking other halflings in half with it but with other races. He’s learned how to use it. Chilchuck is a real one. Light on body hair, but would keep it tidy when he’s not in the dungeon (I think he likes to manscape and like. Appreciate himself in the mirror lol)

Toshiro - He is ALL length and so embarrassed about it. (Def afraid he’s gonna hurt you.) He could learn to love it with a supportive partner though. I think for a while he’s rocking bush because like, yknow. That stuff isn’t really talked about…but he figured it out for himself that when he takes his time and shaves and stuff after a anything or whatever he’ll do some trimming down there because he likes the neatness. I like to think he grows body hair but it’s not super dark for some reason (besides on his face people get jealous at the beard he can grow)

Namari - SHE IS JUST LIKE ME I GET HER VIBE SO WHAT IM SAYING HERE IS CANON: SHE HAS CRAZY PUSS BUT IS ALWAYS ROCKING THE STRAP. Namari doesn’t let anyone fuck her hole unless they’re in a committed relationship (she does not play about that either if you insert anything in her sex is over). Insane with the strap too. She’s someone I can genuinely see breaking the bed with her strokes. Also she’s got body hair for days. Like other Dwarf women she can grow a beard too but she usually shaves. (Namari with stubble…I’m bout to go feral.)

Venery - Started off with a human vagina. Now it’s some weird mix between that + hyena + dragon cock. I think he’s canonically intersex due to the ancient magic. But he’s happy about it. Also UHHHHHH…..HE LAYS EGGS. JS.

Thistle - Okay Thistle is so trans to me I think he gives himself top surgery when he’s getting older with ancient magic. He leaves the downstairs area alone because he’s fine with just presenting masc that’s good enough for him. Very low body hair he just sits in the middle of gender ambiguous for REAL.

[official-penis-posts]

re the pre-transition and post-transition penis attitude anon - before i realised i was transmasc i wasn’t a huge fan of like. the concept of a dick being out near me? idk i thought they looked weird and was perfectly fine with not engaging, there wasn’t any appeal. but now that i DO id as transmasc… i think it’d be fun if i got to hold one yknow what i mean

so like not exactly pre- or post-transition but i understand the feeling of what you find sexually appealing being in some way affected by gender identity/gender perception. shits weird

Thanks for sharing, I hope the original anon sees this!

[aleshakills]

I kinda have mixed feelings about penis as the shorthand for trans women in (non-pornographic) artwork. Like, specifically when everyone else's genitals are tastefully obscured, and just the trans woman is drawn with her junk visible. Like, I do think that we need to be chill and normal and neutral about women's dicks. But also, I don't think we need to put the emphasis *only* on her dick, yknow?

[bitchslapblastoids]

Confession:

I have been seeing the words “Danny Phantom” tagged/mentioned here and there for a few weeks now. Each time I just scroll past unseeingly, bc I am not particularly interested in content related to the Hit 2003 Nickelodeon TV Show Danny Phantom.

However, I have in real life said to real living humans: “wow yknow that show Danny Phantom is having some sort of rennassaince it seems like the gen-zers have found it or something how funny is that!” And people have said “oh huh wow great 👍”

I have just now just now just NOW put together that Danny Phantom is a ……… silly little shorthand for Dan and Phil? À la dip and pip? Dick and Penis? Dad and Papa?

…….. i am peachless…..

(Unless people are actually rediscovering Danny phantom is that’s what happening am I doubly peachless here?? help)

[christinalvjyy]

sub!wil with mommydom!reader maybe?? Pleasee

Of course!! I'll try my best on this one xx

I hope you like it anon, it's my first fic on writing a dom user !!

Mommydom!reader x sub!wil

!Afab

"Can I try this time?"

Wilbur was usually the dom one in bed, but he always loved to experiment when it came to sex.

You were currently in your office working on some project, when wilbur entered without any knock on the door and brought you dinner.

"Yknow,baby... It's been a while since we've had sex. Why don't we try something new tonight?" Wilbur tilted his head as he watched you eat.

"Tonight? Baby, I have to finish this project by tonight! I dont know if we can. Maybe next time." You felt bad. You did. It's been what? Over 3 months since you last touched each other all because of your work.

"Y/n...come on! I know you want this, too. Your work can wait! Your boyfriend needs some sex, and I know you also want sex, so why not give in already?" He practically whined at you. He never seemed that desperate, but you couldn't turn him down.

"Okay, okay, fine... I'll finish this in...one hour, and I'll come to bed. Just so you know, I'm in a really bad mood, so expect me going hard on you." You teased and then continued with work.

"Alright... mommy." And with that, he left the room waiting for you.

It's been about an hour and you went to your room thinking that you'd find wilbur on his guitar or something, but when you entered, you were met with roses and candles lit all over the bed, and with wilbur sitting in the middle.

"Welcome, darling! Do you like how I made it?" He smiled sweetly at you.

"Yeah, it's good. Are you gonna strip or not?" And with that, you both stripped, and you immediately climbed on him and started kissing him passionately. Through that kiss, wilbur could feel your dominance and how rough you were.

You bit on his lower lip so your tongue can enter, and when he opened his mouth the slightest, your two tongues were fighting each other. You slowly sat on top on his throbbing cock, and when he did, he let out a sharp,loud whine.

You smirked at that and pulled away from the kiss. You started moving rough and fast, and your lips went down to his neck, sucking some hickeys that would provably stick around for a couple of days. Wilbur was already a mess, moaning and whimpering in your ears.

"You like that? Are you gonna be a good boy for mommy and be quiet?" You smirked again, and you kept on moving faster.

"Y-yes! Yes, I'll be good! I'll be good, I promise! Please, continue moving.. please... im already close!" Pathetic, you thought. It hasn't even been an hour, and yet he's close? You wouldn't let that happen.

"Already? That's a shame." You swiftly got off of him and knelt down between his thighs. You spread them open and gripped on his red, throbbing dick. Wilbur moaned loudly at your sudden contact with it and tilted his head back.

You started stroking it slowly, looking at him with that sweet and innocent smile, as wilbur, on the other hand, was moaning, whimpering and whining. You loved those sounds. You slapped his cock and he whined.

"I told you not to make any noise! Don't make mommy stop." And with that, your hands left contact with his hard dick.

"H-hey! Stop! I-Im sorry, please! I won't make any noise,mommy! I promise!" He was so cute and innocent at your service. He even held out his pinkie. You laughed and wrapped your pinkie around his as a promise. Your hands again were met on his penis and continued stroking it.

Wilbur was trying his best not to make any noises, but that was so hard for him. He gripped the bedsheets and looked at you.

"Mommy...please, I need to cum, please suck it." And just those words made you grin. You put your mouth on his cock and started twirling your tongue around it. Wilbur couldn't take it anymore, so he let out some deep gruttal moans. You kept on sucking his cock while looking at him.

"M-mommy- i-im gonna..!" And with that, he came all over your mouth. You pulled away and licked everything clean and sat up.

"Was I okay? Did you enjoy it?" You asked with care, completely different than before.

"Yeah...that was..mmh..amazing." Wilbur said as he cuddled you and nuzzled his face on the crook of your neck. You smiled to yourself and fell asleep cuddling

[autistook]

Okay so, I’m on anon because we’ve had 0 interaction previously and while I love your blog and do really want to get to know you better, I feel like you just need support rn.

Im going to share a little bit about my journey to see if it sounds a bit familiar to you (even if it doesn’t, that’s alright too!!). A bit about me: I’m a lesbian who that she was bi for ~8 years when I was young(er) and still figuring it out, because I knew I liked women but never seriously considered whether I actually liked men and just took it as a default that I did. I also sort of mentally tried to train myself into liking men via celebrity crushes etc. (something I know few of my gay guy friends also did in fear of not being bi), but obviously it didn’t work. I never actually slept with a man, but that’s more because whenever an opportunity would present itself I’d come up with a million excuses not to and less because I didn’t seriously consider it and I did feel like I wanted to. A lot of my thinking came down to me not being repulsed by the idea of having sex with a dick and instead actively fantasising about it. I thought that meant that I was *cured* as it were, and therefore couldn’t be a lesbian. When I got over that mental hurdle, I sort of realised that yeah, sex with a dick would be hot, but sex with a dick that’s a strap CONNECTED TO A WOMAN? 1000x hotter. And yeah, like you, I never really felt the same level of romantic attachment to the men in my life.

One thing I do want to say is that obviously for LGBT+ people it’s very common to view us getting to know ourselves better as a crisis, and it definitely feels like that. When I thought I was bi I didn’t really come out or anything and tried to keep my romantic life very seperate (partly because I did deep down think the label was off for me, but also yknow, that deep deep shame of internalised homophobia). BUT, it didn’t feel like a crisis in the same way realising I was a lesbian did. I think comphet really does mess with you mentally and it was pretty hard for me to come to terms with the fact that not only did I like women, but I didn’t like men. Once I did, I felt happier than I ever had in my life and I’m out and proud!! I think it might be worth thinking about why we articulate these things as a crisis to begin with and question what are the barriers in your own head preventing you from fairly considering the possibility you’re a lesbian.

On liking non-binary people, I sometimes feel guilty for finding nb people attractive when I’m a self-professed lesbian and they do not identify as a woman. But it’s not because I see them as women? It doesn’t stop me from calling myself a lesbian, however. Sexuality is complex and nuanced, but being attracted to an nb person now and then doesn’t take away from the fact that I’m a lesbian.

I hope this helps!!! Sometimes there isn’t a simple answer to these things and there doesn’t need to be. Labels are helpful, but not when they box you in or prevent you from finding yourself. I think the first step is to really think long and hard (lol) about why this is a crisis for you and what will change if you are lesbian.

Either way, remember to love yourself first and foremost and know there will always be sapphic sisters out here cheering you on 🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈

this helped a lot and made me shed a few tears. ♡

definitely a big part of me has always gone for men in relationships because it's "the norm" and makes stuff "easier".

I've always preferred women. that I do know.

I remember when me and some other girls from my class had a movie night and we talked about sex, and I said something like "I always get the ick when I think about penis and men" because I thought it was how everyone thought about it. everyone looked at me weird and turns out, I was the only one in our group who thought that lol

[genderkoolaid]

I see your posts all the time and I really appreciate a lot of the views you have, so I wanted to ask your opinion on something: what are your views on people who want and the concept of wanting to have both male and female genitals but weren't born intersex?

I kinda always had it in the back of my head that when the Ghost in the Shell version of our collective dystopia finally came to fruition, I could get a body with both a functioning penis and vagina, and it turns out it's kind of possible with surgery.

You've come to the right place! I am people who want both "male" and "female" genitals!

The most common term for that is "salmacian" & its the one I tag posts about this with. As I'm sure you can assume, I'm all for it & really strongly desire it myself (although I do consider my bottom growth a dick, I want More yknow)

Here's two recent asks I answered about being salmacian, and here's a post with a simple definition, some resources on more info & the salmacian subreddit, and also info on (&examples of) potential surgeries available.

My header is this blog's official motto but its second, smaller motto is probably "life is short, be salmacian <3"

[baby-xemnas]

how Would law feel if bepo had a... well if his dick was. yknow. its not that weird of a penis situation compared to some members of the animal kingdom but it is very much different from humans.

yeah i fuck with it! read it in fic a couple of times, but i'm just too lazy to study it/learn how to draw it so human penice and balls he gets