#yiffy harlonde

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

>Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago.

>Get startled by phone ringing.

>It’s one of my players.

DIRK: Dude, it’s midnight. You good?

JADE: yeah!! yeah sorry if i woke you :( could i ask for a favor?

>OhGodSheKilledSomeone.gif

DIRK: Uh, sure? Shoot.

JADE: my daughter cant sleep, could you tell a quick story over speaker phone? she loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed but  left my laptop at the office so i cant play them!!

>NaniTheFuck.mp3

DIRK: She listens to us to fall asleep?

JADE: yeah!! but she really likes your plot and npc acting bits. she calls you “dumb dumb mister”. guess “dungeon master” is a bit hard for a preschooler hehe

DIRK: Wow… Well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.

JADE: YESSS thank you! ok give me a sec to head back to her room... ...ok youre on speaker!

DIRK: Hey Ruby, it’s Uncle Dirk.

RUBY: [HAPPY GASP] DUMB DUMB MISTER

>I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg

DIRK: You ready for a story about [DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE] the time your mommy and her friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?

RUBY: [INCOMPREHENSIBLE HAPPY SQUEALING NOISES]

>I then proceed to spend nearly 20 minutes spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep.

>Friend thanks me for the help and says she’ll see me on game night.

>Lie down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked her.

>I am the dumb dumb mister.

[davepepsisprite]

more doodles from the fabled ''stabdads 2 electric boogaloo'' au, featuring shadow-based magic (remember that?) for some reason

[im-the-antonymph-of-your-mom]

Thinking about this again thinking and being VERY patient I am so patient

[catgirlweed]

havent posted any of these yet i don't think

[hskinhome]

An aesthetic/moodboard for a Yiffy (Ruby) using themes of wanting vengeance and dogs

[optimus-rhyme]

Sprite edit of one of Karkat’s pesterquest sprites

[stickfigurepurple]

intro

hello, i'm purple! fictive of purple (animation vs. minecraft) and omori (omori, hikkikomori route specifically). any pronouns, aroace genderqueer, derse dreamer and prince of blood. i am absolutely down to talk about my sources any time.

my co-host is tubbo @tubburevil , and my other sysmates are tori @chronically-fatigued-pessimist , jay @yiffy-harlonde and boo @benchqpr . (none of the others have blogs)

fandoms list

ava/m

omori

homestuck

utdr

eddsworld

vocaloid (specifically siinamota and maretu)

dsmp

pokemon (pmd especially)

fnaf 1-6

blinkies

(flashing lights warning)

[swagstar]

MY FAVORITE DOODLE PAGE

SO OBSESSED WITH THIS. SOME PASTED IN SHIT FOR REFRENCES, A BUCNH OF RUBIES, DIRK GOOMBA, ACTUAL ART AND FUCKING DIRK STRETCHED RIGHT ABOVE IT. RED SEX RUBY. dont even get me on the milf text queen. god

obsessed with how ruby looks like theyre gonna commit violence bc they saw dirk goomba

from 07/10/21

[alienbrainfungus]

Homestuck^2 Unsolved

I have already posted this on my twitter but imma post it here as well. If homestuck 2 is dead we still had potential for... 

- We still haven't seen Meenah or have her talk for more than like 3 pages :( 

- We don't know if Davebot knew about Yiffy 

-We dont know what happened after Jake ran for Tavros at the church 

- We don't know how many characters knew Dave was dead in candy

We don't know why candy Calliope's cheeks have filled in 

- we don't know why meat calliope is jumpscaring karkat with actual meat 

- we don't know what is up with the Theseus crews newest creations 

-rosemary has not had an actual one-to-one conversation in a while...

- we don't know why the Vriskas had to get captured 

-we don't know if Sollux got off the roof in candy 

-meat Kanaya and rosebot still haven't had thier epic potential divorce showdown 

- candy davekat still haven't had their epic "I hate you, but I loved you" double breakup showdown

- Vrisrezi are miles away from each other and the only terezi is way too old for Vriska now so... 

- June is still dead in terezi's wallet 

- The takedown of Jane Crocker overalls still being formulated 

- candy Roxy and Calliope have a big old machine under a cloak for something

- June has only begun really finding out she wants to transistion 

- Can yiffy actually talk? 

- is jaderose gonna actually happen instead of being left awkward like that? 

- will dirk actually get killed like he wanted to? who'll do it?

- what are the omega kids aspects and classes?

 - anymore hidden children we should know about? 

-(cuz like a stable game session needs a time and space player right? so this could get a little funky)

- what happened to all of those ghosts that did fall through the black hole?

- where is nannasprite, gcatvrosprite, and davepeta? 

- what happened to the ultimate!calliope that was in meat jades body? 

 - What is UP with meat jade? 

- Who else could possibly be going Ultimate?

[proxypaws]

dogpeople rights!!!! 

[stickfigurepurple]

@yiffy-harlonde

your honor, in my client's defense: vriska was fronting.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

YIFFY: Bro... EEEEVERYONE'S out here doing Vegan-uary.

YIFFY: I'm doing VAGIN-UARY, dude. Dap me up, mom B)

ROSE: ...You mean Virgin-uary.

YIFFY: .........GOOD ONE, MOM.

ROSE: It's funny 'cause it's true.

YIFFY: Well it's PRETTY HARD TO GET LAID with the name "YIFFY", mom >:'(

[im-the-antonymph-of-your-mom]

How do you personally feel about Yiffany being named Yiffany? Do you call them a different name? The sides of her name seem to be very split from “ don’t care, I think it’s funny “ or “ I hate the name and it’s disgusting “ and I find it interesting to know what people think! Hope this answer isn’t too bothersome 😁

The name is a big part of it. It is worth mentioning that Rose's comedic delivery of her full name's reveal in Chapter 8 was extremely funny to me, but it's more than that: it is what makes the character as extreme as it is. As the grand culmination of everything that makes the Candy timeline interesting (and everything that makes it worth trying to escape, which has been a clear goal for the characters since Chapter 16), Yiffy represents the deterioration of her parents' canonical integrity. She is the ultimate victim of what could be described as the official flanderization dimension, and she should not exist. Rose shouldn't have gone behind Kanaya's back. Rose and Jade shouldn't have named her that. Rose and Jade shouldn't have hid her from her family (like Jake) for the sake of a plot reveal. I hope this makes her angry. I hope she finds out about the nature of her reality and either has an existential crisis or finally understands things that have been upsetting and confusing her for so long, or both. I trust the current writers to deliver on at least one of these hopes.

[davepepsisprite]

ok this is my pitch for stabdads 2 electric boogaloo au

[dammarchy211]

More Ruby!!!!

[radiantrevolt]

for @tonythybologna art trade