#yes. faggy

[doctorjackdaw]

I NEED to hear more about the situation in your last post. Its SOOO SWEET.

EEK!! first of all credit to @knifegoats my boyfriend for creating this world and these characters with me!!! audrey and casey are his characters <3

so my idea of Audrey's medical campus, the Fertility and Genetics Institute, is that all physicians and MDs onsite have the option to volunteer for testing!! testing may include donating genetic material, hosting a zygote or embryo, or even carrying to term in various clinical trials.

dr. kagawa (or jack) is an obgyn / nurse who also assists on surgical teams and takes GREAT gratification in volunteering for full term testing. he's romantically involved with his partner eurus and the two are a pair of GOOBERS

jack and audrey are the de-facto leaders of the institute; audrey CREATED IT from scratch, founding the collective, and jack became their second in command / best friend / intimate life partner!!

(they went through an entire first test pregnancy without sleeping together... AND THEN THEY DID FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTERWARDS)

casey is another doctor who works onsite as a gastroenterologist who ALSO loves contributing to testing - though they're far more likely to get someone pregnant the Old Fashioned Way

and so, for my previous post, i have the lovely audrey and casey having BOTH managed to get jack pregnant <3333 thank u for asking about them these characters are my SOUL!!

[notreyev]

hey guys. don't draw juno steel and peter nureyev on your paper placemat at a diner. you're going to have to find a child-friendly way to explain to your baby cousins how juno steel lost his eye

[naranjapetrificada]

Tagging a post about a character with that character's name whether speaking positively or negatively about that character is actually just fine and should be encouraged when you're talking about that character.

[mesothrax]

Hairy tboy puppy

That is all

[cherrystonefemme]

My favorite moments from my lesbian™️ professional life:

1- That time I got to tell a nun that until she was ready to behave more maturely we would not be having a conversation

2- The terrified look on my well-meaning boss's face when I said "Are you aware that one of the signs in the front hall has the word faggot?"

[verdantmeadows]

I'm sorry but Moros is literally the gayest man of all time and you mean to tell me he can end up with a woman?? Hello?

[ur-stepdad]

british senpai

[ellistocracy]

the cool thing about being butch is that if someone argues with you and says you're not butch enough you can kill them with hammers

[bluekittyyoyo]

why are you, as a man, wearing rings? so you can feel tight holes around your fingers? 🤨

[databard]

Professionalism be DAMNED I wanna flirt with the cute tall girltwink Panera manager!!!!

[jdeanmorgan]

You know you're too far gone in your obsession with a man when you look at him and think to yourself 'oh he has such attractive teeth' like what the fuck

[jakeabel]

also i forgot to say but when my professor told me he liked fob i almost said thanks. thanks for what bitch.

[snake-and-mouse]

Me: When one half of a gay ship is called things like Wife or they do shit like assigning one parent to be the Mom it's inherently reductive and contributing to heteronormativity, feeling the need to assign someone the feminine role is a stereotype and is harmful way to view gay relationships in media.

Also me: oh he's going to wife him so hard and they are going to have a million babies and he will be the best momma ever 🥺🥺🥺

[my-chemical-rot]

Happy pride month to Oderus Urungus lmao

[bigweldindustries]

my orgs AGM was tonight which was a fucking wild experience BC our investors are invited to them and the investors only really invest in the orgs solar and I am The One And Only Solar Guy working there so the entire world wanted to fuckin talk to me I was the most popular bitch at the AGM

[measuringbliss]

"she hacked through the no fly list!!!" no she literally explains that she just searched through publically available databases!!! No it's not hacking!!! stop saying words!!!!!