#yes this is still an inside joke

[artyrobbie]

yoosung fridge 🧍‍♀️

[no27-autonation-honda]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[sun-e-chips]

In your waterpark Au... Do Sun and Moon let high school students volunteer as lifeguards during the summer? I could see Sun and Moon proudly bragging about their students to random people at the park and said kids behind them trying to get them to stop or just plain groaning in embarrassment. Have a fantastic day! (or night?)

Without saying too much (I am currently writing the au shhhhh) I will tell you unfortunately for most the past and the current present there are no human staff and the waterpark is entirely run and maintained by animatronics.

Sun and Moon as well as all the Tiki bots were designed to also fill the role as the park’s lifeguards, many robot eyes are constantly surveying the premise’s. The tiki bots are able to pull people from the water but only sun and moon are designed to perform CPR (I talk a little more about this in a previous ask)

Butttttt If the boys did have human staff they would absolutely be bragging as well as messing with them. The teens would especially be embarrassed by the boys praises and smothering in front of all the parks guests while they’re still on shift. The boys have no shame in expressing their fondness for the staff. All employees would be family no matter how short their time there may have been, Sun and Moon will always remember. They never forget a face after all hehe.

[heartbroken-heartbreaker]

A little throwback for everyone lol

[edge-oftheworld]

sorry complete mess i love you but album opener was all you needed to be

I've removed all the singles except the only one that charted which is me myself & i. songs that also charted if i remember correctly were bad omens and efyts. do with that information what you will.

this left me with room for only 2 of the extended version songs (not that they usually ever get used for singles) so i picked the two that seemed most like they COULD be potential singles. moodswings came a close third though

[neon-vocalist]

there is nothing i hate more than demondice antis who call themselves mori calliope fans.

[karinyosa]

one realization i’ve had is that a lot of the models for masculinity and/or manhood that i kind of gravitated to when i was younger were not the most typically masculine. it’s weird having things in common with other transmascs but also very clearly going for different things. like i feel a kinship with you but sometimes i think we’re not quite the same. also been a reminder of like what kid me was actually going for when i dressed and acted The Way i Did in middle school

[shiningnightstars]

Simp

NUH UH YOURE WRONG!!!!!!!

[the-stove-is-divorced]

I keep seeing you in my notifis and thinking 'Ah yes, my beloved mutual, divorce.'

JSIDJSKKSJDKSD okay that's the funniest one, i'm fucking cackling istg ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ . And hehe you're very much a beloved mutual ♡. BUT back to the name thing real quick, 'cause oh my goodness, my nicknames are officially Divorced and Sailing Ships now and forever jsdksjdksd. Finally, I get to type I'm Divorced ♡♡♡

[norfkid]

my teeth ache so bad (negative), genuinely need to bite smth <- normal sentence

[asterdeer]

six-sentence sunday

"I’ve got one partner, but we’re looking for our third Charlie’s Angel. Or Totally Spy, if that’s more your generation.” “A cord of three strands, et cetera,” Monica said sweetly. If it was the last thing she did, she’d make use of at least some part of those Bible-cramming sessions. “What are you independently contracting? Something that’ll piss off my parole officer?”

from my newish tasha/monica fic that literally no one ever asked for because i can't emphasize enough how much these characters never interact in canon even a little bit

[orcelito]

Maybe I accidentally opened the wrong car door in the parking lot today. And maybe I made omega grilled cheese sandwiches. But I finally got the Celica ring back in fire emblem echoes so who's REALLY winning today

[mariska]

crying screaming shitting throwing up abandoning my mortal physical form and transferring my still beating heart into a life sized puppet replica of myself.........getting killed by sasuke in battle trying to learn how to make origami shapes etc etc

[futureghost97]

took a brief break from work because my brain is a soup and decided to watch the first 15 minutes of the next Fantasy High episode… ended up choking on my water

Lou, panicking in a crisis situation: EVERYONE, UH, COME HERE— COME TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE

Murph, brightly: 🗣 what size shoe do you wear? 🗣

Lou: NOT NOW

[grandwretch]

have been briefly posessed by a victorian fop-- am considering taking up journaling again so that i may leave it in a conspicuous place to be found after i am buried, as what is trite and banal becomes clever and wise upon death. the vulgarities of celebrity bore me, but i should quite like to be a famous corpse.

[bittwitchy]

when it comes to my ships i need them to be bleeding bang the doldrums by fall out boy out of their pores or i'm not interested