#yes they are facing the wrong way bc they’re silly

[habunnn]

happy total eclipse day (curse you clouds)

[elliespassagerprincess]

super confident!ellie x really bold and forward reader at a party and they’re both just bored and the more ellie talks to reader the more shes stumbling over her words by how quickly she responds to ellie’s lines and ellie knows she’s fucked bc she cant stop thinking about the girl that she fucked at the party yayyyyy

Rose - (ellie williams x reader)

hi anon! i had so many ideas for this, i might make a part 2 because yes or ill make a different version ughhhh...i hope you enjoy it<3

Pairing: ellie x fem!reader

requests are open! send me your silly thoughts

warnings: sexual themes

Summary: in which she cant forget you

authors note: i submitted my application, lets see if i get accepted because i will lose my mind if i don't

masterlist

The smell of weed was the first thing that reached Ellie's nose when she walked into the house.

Mid term exams has had her stressed and she's barley been out. Whoever said college would be easy, lied because she's never been this stressed.

She needed to blow off some steam and what better way is there than to get blackout out drunk and to fuck a random girl she'll never talk to again.

It was too early in the night to make a move. She need to wait for the straight girls to get drunk, and for the overly emotional girls to come her way.

She sat on a couch scanning the room. So many victims, so many options.

Who will be the lucky girl tonight?

"You know its gross to eye fuck innocent people?" she heard a voice talk next to her.

A small frown appeared on Ellie's face when she turned to you.

Holy shit, who are you?

Her eyes scanned your body.... fuck

Maybe you'd be the lucky one

You noticed her staring and you rolled your eyes before saying: "Take your pervert eyes off me"

Oh you were feisty.

Ellie never had a problem with women. Most of them threw themselves at her, all she needed to do was say a few words and give them a small smile and they'd be moaning her name minutes later.

She was confident that she'll get you too. She just needed to pull out all the stops when it came to you.

Ellie chuckled at your comment "I'm not a pervert, I'm just checking to make sure you don't have a weapon on you?" she joked.

"What weapon? My strap on?" You snorted.

oh.

Ellie wasn't expecting that.

"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" you teased at her sudden silence.

Ellie shook her head quickly gaining her composure.

"Has anyone ever told you that you were pretty?" She quickly tried changing the subject.

You hummed "quite a few... has anyone ever told you that you suck at flirting?"

Now this made her jaw drop.

You didn't giggle like she expected, you didn't give her a shy smile.

What the fuck is happening?

"You're boring" you state, you got up and left.

You left the Ellie Williams speechless.

The longer the night went on the more her mind drifted to you. Her mission of finding someone to fuck ended as soon as you came into the picture.

She wanted you. She was on a mission to find you. But between all the people grinding up against each other she thought that would be impossible.

"Hey there loser" she heard your voice she immediately turned to you.

"h-hey" did she just fucking stutter?

"Did you find someone to fuck yet?" you asked she shook her head.

"Maybe we can..." Ellie went silent, too shy to finish her sentence.

She made two scissors with her hands and she made a scissoring motion "you k-know.... me and you"

You laugh at her. You fucking laugh at her.

"Don't be pathetic, use your words"

Ellie felt humiliated. Why were you telling her what to do? Normally she was the one giving orders. Ellie decided that its time to switch roles. She wanted to be in charge.

"Well lets go to the bathroom and ill show you what i can do"

"so you're saying im some kind of cheap fuck?"

"N-no i mean... i meant like-"

"see fucking pathetic"

Ellie was sweating, her cheeks were tinted in a dark shade of pink.

What were you doing to her?

You gently took her hand "show me where your dorm is" was all you said.

The rest was a blur to her.

Lips passionately touching each other, clothes flying off, your fingers in her. A tiny rose tattoo on your left shoulder. She's never cum so hard in her life.

After tonight she knew you fucked her over.

No one had made her this nervous, no one has ever made her finish this hard, no one had ever made her this submissive.

Who are you?

Ellie groaned when she heard her alarm go off. She rolled over to the side of the bed you were laying on, but you weren't there.

She opened her eyes to a cold empty bed.

"Fuck" she sighed.

She never got your name, she doesn't have your number, she doesn't know anything about you.

The memory of you on top of her, you moaning was all she could think about.

Fuck, how she just forget that? How could she forget you?

The only thing she remembered was the rose tattoo on your left shoulder.

"Fuck rose who are you?"

<3

[artistic-intrxvert]

hey so how do you think the turtles rottmnt would deal with having a s/o and Casey slips up a “Mr/Mrs Hamato” to the s/o and it dawns on s/o right away what that means and if their turtle picks up on it and brings it up. S/o remains silent until then with yes or no answers when usually they’re way more talkative. S/o is like “Don’t you dare start. We’re on mission and we’re too young to be talking about this right now” Makes it sound like it’s an option when they’re both 30 or something, but they’re panicking by hearing this news right now, they’re making excuses not to talk about it, and they clearly need time to process it? 😂 (s/o does want to marry their turtle eventually, but this news freaked them out. Even the krang alien didn’t freak them out as much as knowing they get married to their boyfriend does).

HAISKEKEKR YES

Rise!Turtles when Casey Jr calls their s/o “Ms/Mr/Mx Hamato”

Donnie

Donnie would probably do a double take…then a triple take

Bros just standing there like🤨”tf?”

When he finally processes it, he corrects Casey

“Ah, but that is where you are wrong. (Name) isn’t my spouse. We’re just in a romantic relationship, but not legally married.”

Yeahhh he goes into the technical stuff about it

Casey explains it’s just habit since you and Donnie hang out a lot

Eventually Donnie doesn’t seem to care, sometimes he might use it to tease even

“Yes, I would agree that’s a good plan. And how about you, Ms/Mr/Mx Hamato? What say thee?”

Not quite as flustered but more in the confused side of things

Leo wouldn’t stop teasing him, Raph occasionally would tease

Mikey is just doing little happy stims in the corner because of how adorable he thinks it is

(Donnie likes it but will never on Galileo’s name admit it)

Mikey

Seems confused at first but wraps an arm around your shoulder before explaining

“Oh! No, we’re not married! Not yet, at least. (Name) is just my partner!”

Istg he’s so wholesome about this I can’t-

He’d use it but not in a teasing way (50/50 he will whisper it just to see your reaction)

The others seemed confused considering Mikey was the youngest of them all and there was no way they could even imagine him getting married at that age

Even they correct Casey, again explaining that you two were only dating

Mikey does get used to it but always gets excited to hear it, clinging onto you tightly and giggling

Leo

SMUG. ASS. BITCH.

Bro grins from ear to ear, nodding

“Ms/Mr/Mx Hamato~? Damn, I never thought you’d love me so much as to take my last name~?”

Yeah you bonked him over the head with your phone after that

(He whined…A LOT)

He’s constantly teasing you about it, like 24/7 constantly

There have been a few times where he’s accidentally said it without realizing and it has confused literally everyone in the room

Like he says it on accident and they’re all just “🧍”

He didn’t even notice! He just thought you guys were quiet!

Later in the day he does realize it and then face palms himself while his face heats up

Sometimes if the others tease him and he’s had too much of it he’ll bury his head into your neck </3

Raph

My big man Raph

The dude

The guy

The silly

He just corrects Casey, doesn’t even feel flustered

Okay maybe a bit…

No he’s very flustered

He won’t admit the tho…(ids obvious he is)

Raph would correct him and probably wouldn’t tease you

If he would it would probably be after a long day of fighting and you both would be too exhausted to even think too much about it

“Jeez…You did good today…Ms/Mr/Mx Hamato…”

You looked at him confused bc like

Did your sweet innocent kind caring Angel of a boyfriend tease you?

If you’re too quiet afterwards he might think he said something wrong so don’t do that </3

He really doesn’t mind the whole thing but honestly he has thought about it being a real thing one day

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Thank you so much for your request! Feel free to leave something else if you’d like! Have a wonderful day/night!! <33333

[asher-agere]

omg omg please I've literally asked every agere pjsk person on tumblr this because it's my fave headcanon ever but HEAAAAR ME OUT

Polyshow but Emu's a VERY frequent involuntary age regressor to like 3-5 (just like me teehee) and voluntarily can regress really easily to whatever age she wants (though she often just sticks with 3-5), Tsukasa's an involuntary stress regressor to just babie and voluntarily regresses to like 4-6 years old when it's time for babie adventure with the gang, Rui involuntarily regresses to like toddler age when sleepy (he just like me fr) and voluntarily regresses to like 5-7 years old and is a little MENACE, and Nene said regression was "weird" until rui calmly explained to her that she had visibly regressed to a 3-5 year old and screamed at him to put sofia the first on tv like two days ago (she had no memory of this- or so she claimed). At some point she just kinda. Quietly joined in. Nobody mentioned anything so as not to hurt her pride.

AND GET THIS GET THIS THEY GO ON BABIE ADVENTURES INTO THE FOREST!!!! IMAGINE THAT!! And they play pretend and dress up bc they're theatre kids and this totally is not a self insert (I kin the entire wxs unit except for nene)!!!! but like thoughts feelings more additions to the vibes

Hi I LOVE this???? These are the absolute silliest of kiddos right here and omg I love them so much…

WxS Littles

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

𐙚 I think these adventures are almost always started by Emu, occasionally by Tsukasa? But only if he’s regressed involuntarily I think. Rui just naturally plays on his own, he doesn’t really think about inviting his friends to play with him. And Nene is just way to shy… But luckily Emu is never afraid to ask to play! Sometimes someone will agree to play even if they’re not regressed, saying they’ll babysit. Emu makes it her personal mission to make sure by the time the play date ends they’re all feeling tiny!

ᯓ★ I’m gonna start off with all of their favorite games… First up Emu! Listen guys I know that we all agree that little Nene likes to play mermaids, but that game is so made for Emu… Emu is absolutely the kid to be like “Yeah yeah! And my tail is pink and shiny but it also has like rainbow scales! Oh and I have kitty ears! And I can control the weather! Oh and-“ And she just goes on and on. She’s also the kind of kid to like playing wolves, any game where she makes up a character? Yeah she’s making it completely outlandish and silly (Purple wolf with red eyes and telepathy during a full moon)

⭑ Tsukasa! Loves! To! Dance! And! Sing! He’ll pick out the perfect music and props and costumes for everyone! And obviously he expects them to do as he says, he’s the troupe leader right? This can lead to meltdowns though because he absolutely does not want to listen to any suggestions. This is his game! He’s making up the rules! If someone annoys him too much he assigns them the role of the audience instead of a performer and they’re instructed to cheer for him. Yes just for him, let’s face it by the end of the show all of them are in the audience. Emu can survive for awhile as a tree but eventually Rui and Nene are watching her more than Tsukasa and he doesn’t like that

❀˖° Rui is the dangerous kiddo… There’s a tree? He’s proposing a challenge to see who can climb the highest! Somewhere to swim? Who can hold their breath the longest! You get the gist. Nene refuses to compete in these challenges, always nervous that something will go wrong. Tsukasa sometimes tries to cheat and Nene will call him out on it which leads to some lighthearted bickering. Emu is actually usually the winner of these challenges- She has a knack for random skills and she’s crazy athletic

𐙚 Nene time! You may be wondering. Ok Asher, if you gave Emu mermaids what does Nene like then huh? Nene liked to play shop! They’ll all set up a booth to sell things! Tsukasa sells performances, Emu sells crafts like drawings or bracelets, Rui sells toys, and Nene sells flowers! They use things like acorns for currency. Tsukasa usually ends up going broke (Nene makes him pay like double), Emu also usually ends up going broke because she wants to buy all this cool stuff from her friends! Nene ends up giving Emu money while Rui saves Tsukasa by taking over his business (Tsukasa doesn’t realize what’s happening even though he agreed to it)

ᯓ★ Emu is the resident bug kid! She’ll grab a handful of bugs then run to show them to her friends! Tsukasa screams so loud, Rui tries hiding behind Nene, and Nene doesn’t mind seeing them! But if Emu puts a bug on her she starts crying. When Emu gets bugs out Tsukasa usually climbs a tree to hide (He doesn’t realize that Emu can not only climb trees but she’s faster than him at it). Rui tries to act unbothered but he’s absolutely terrified of them. He also isn’t very well hidden behind Nene and has to crouch down a lot, which gets very uncomfortable very quickly. Tsukasa tries calling him up into the tree to save him though!

⭑ I think they’d like to play house! Emu is always the dog, usually a talking dog? But sometimes she thinks it’s funny to just bark at her friends. The other threes roles depend on the day, Nene is only ever a kid if Tsukasa is though so they can be bickering siblings. Tsukasa is voted to be the best dad because he gives them ice cream for all the meals. When Rui’s a kid he usually just talks to Emu and pets her which she is overjoyed about. Emu’s favorite line to say is “Wonderbark~!” Usually with some kind of silly pose that leads to her falling over in some way. Tsukasa tries to copy her! He’s better at not falling over

���˖° Dress up! Nene likes to dress up in long flowy costume dresses, she also uses them as an excuse to not do the others crazy schemes “I can’t! I’ll get it dirty!” Emu likes mixing things that don’t go together at all, think Christmas dress with armor with cat ears with a tiara. And probably fairy wings- Emu loves dressing the boys up in dresses and telling them how pretty they look! Nene laughs at them and Tsukasa gets embarrassed and Rui absolutely OWNS it, he’ll do twirls and pose and everything! Emu happily claps and jumps up and down for all of her friends!

𐙚 They love playing pretend! They’ll go into the forest and divide into good or bad teams (They say it’s randomized but Tsukasa and Nene are almost always good and Emu and Rui are almost always bad). Nene the wonderful princess gets captured by the evil Rui and Emu! The Alchemist and his assistant (Cue Tsukasa saying “No- Emu! Puppies can’t do magic!”) And Tsukasa is the brave knight on his way to save the princess! Obviously the good guys always win, usually by showing the others the light, making them stop being evil. Emu loves to scream out “Happily Ever After!” However it loses its effect by the end because she shouted it like 5 times throughout the early game

ᯓ★ I think they’d all work hard to recreate Nene’s favorite video games in real life! Mainly Rui comes up with the ideas, Emu over enthusiastically carries them out (Sometimes messing things up cause she’s so excited), Tsukasa has absolutely no idea what they’re doing (He can be clueless if he’s not really interested) but he’s happy to try and follow instructions! They’ll find sticks and stuff to use as pretend weapons and random odd shaped objects for puzzle games! Emu will get incredibly attached to fragile things like leaves then cry when they get ripped

⭑ Emu loves making friends in the forest! Everyone else is fairly supportive, Nene can get spooked easily though and she’ll hide behind Rui. Tsukasa always charges ahead claiming he’ll clear the path to protect them, which leads to Emu tackling him screaming about doing it together. Rui is like a narrator, always commenting on the things he sees. I think Nene pulls him down and whispers things into his ear to announce too! “Ah Tsukasa found a rare friend, our star runs- Ah Nene? … Yes yes, he scurries like a cowardly mouse-“

˚₊‧꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

I LOVE LITTLE WONDERLANDS X SHOWTIME. THEY’RE LITERALLY SO SILLY

[DNI ID: An orange box with a darker orange border, to the left are blocks from the Wonderland Sekai and to the right is Wonderlands X Showtime. Dark orange text reads “DNI if your blog isn’t child safe. I will block NSFW accounts” End ID]

[suengmi]

I absolutely love you writing 🥺💖 I was wondering if you can write something fluffy and suggestive with Felix where you guys want to have sex but you’re both too nervous so you (soft dom) end up dry humping him and he just lets out the prettiest whines and moans

felix has his hands on your hips, fingers stuttering back and forth as he tries to find the courage to slip them under your shirt. there’s a slight awkwardness in the air, like felix has stopped functioning at this moment, it's error 404 basically. pairing: felix x afab!reader (no pronouns mentioned) genre: fluff, suggestive smut kinda?, .9k warnings/other: dry humping, felix loves tiddies (bc same), soft!dom reader

the sound of the fan clicking just makes it worse, with every breath you both take it seems to elongate the silence you’ve both created. you look up at him, his eyes big and wide staring at your chest. he looks up at you as he turns his lips down at the side, eyes darting back to your neck every split second. 

“should i?” you begin, eyes looking everywhere but him.

“i guess.” 

you forgot what you were suggesting, so you just lean forwards a bit to go in for a kiss. he kisses back, teeth slightly clacking against yours as he tries to follow your pace. it’s ill timed, and so damn awkward. you pull back, squeezing your eyes shut and shaking your head.

whatever this situation is, it doesn’t make sense. over text you are both so over zealous, saying how bad you wanted to fuck him, how hot he’d look underneath you, eyes teary with pleasure. he’d return saying how he wanted to see you come undone just from his mouth, to fuck into you until you were a mess.

“what’s wrong with us!?” 

“i don’t know!” felix replies, letting his hands slip down to the bed. “why is this so weird?”

“ahh, i don’t know either!” you say in defeat slumping over with your head in your hand. as you look up at him, you’re met with the same confusion. 

both of you let out a light chuckle after making eye contact. the smile felix gives you is heart warming, and helps you feel at ease. you just need to shake off those nerves. he was just as nervous as you.

“okay, okay.” you say standing up, completely flinging your shirt to the side. your shorts soon follow. now, you’re completely naked apart from your sports bra and panties. you gotta just rip off the damn band-aid at this point. if you don’t do something, nothing is going to get done.

felix stares up at you, those damn saucer eyes big once again. you gesture for him to move back. so he obliges, shuffling himself back on the bed with his legs hanging off the side.

“c’mon, take off your shirt and pants.” you say in haste, hands resting on your hips.

he pouts, quickly doing as you say to be left in nothing but a pair of cotton pink boxers.

“i’m just gonna-” you begin, placing your hands on his shoulders to steady yourself. you slowly lower yourself onto his thighs, your chest flush against his and knees next to his hips. he takes in a sharp breath, hiding his blush by looking down. it just makes it worse, now he’s got a face full of your chest and he doesn't know where to look.

“you can look felix. it’s okay.”

“just…” he begins, swallowing hard. “your boobs.”

you lightly laugh, your hands coming to his cheeks. “yes, my boobs. you can touch.”

“yeah boobs.” he echoes, leaning forward to press a messy kiss onto your plush chest. you let out a light moan, fingers finding their way to tangle in his hair. he looks so sweet, so innocent with the way he's exploring your chest. he still seems nervous though, hesitant to do more. to your surprise, he mumbles an i love you into your chest, followed by a giggle as he looks up at you.

“i love your boobs.” he giggles again, teeth showing with his silly grin.

“they’re alright, i guess.” you joke, wiggling your chest so it moves back and forth. you both laugh, feeling a bit better about the awkwardness fading away.

“so uh, what now?” felix puffs, feeling stuck at this point.

“fuck sake.” you say in a huff, pushing him onto his back. you guide his hands to your hips before resting yours on his chest.

“o-okay.” he says in a daze, fingers digging into your underwear. 

without words, you begin moving your hips back and forth. at this point you just wanna get this over and done with. that band-aid has to come off now, or you're not going to get anywhere.

“shit.” he cusses, head lolling back. all of the awkwardness seems to fade, now his head is spinning with the sight in front of him, the tent in his pants already growing as you grind back and forth.

the moans he’s letting slip are so high pitched, so whiny and a little muted by the bite he has on his lip. he’s already succumbed to your control, just from some light dry humping.

“so pretty.” you praise, finger’s gripping into the flesh on his chest as you move back and forth.

he can’t form words at this point, his whimpers and moans are egging you on.

“should i… take my panties off?” you say, stopping your movements.

"huh?!"

the look that felix gives you is priceless, pink blotches mixing in with his freckles, his brows raised. if this is him now, who knows what he’ll look like later.

"you heard me."

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a/n: omg... u love my writing I LOVE U :-; thank u for suggesting this, i have a scientific assessment on how felix is an absolute sub/switch and i'll die on that hill. ty for requesting!!!!!! and ty for the kind words yall make my day

[dairyminki]

HIIII CONGRATS ON 300!!! and for the event i would like to request just a silly little hongjoong scenario where reader (either fem or gn is fine) refuses to hold his hands bc they’re sweaty,,, i just think he’d be very dramatic about it sksksk

✨️ part of my 300 milestone event 🪄

title: tattletale

pairing: kim hongjoong x gn!reader

genre: established relationship

warning/s: mention of hospital and a brief description of injection

wc: 416

a/n: hi tysm for requesting!! i hope u enjoy this silly lil joong scenario hehehe ^^ (this is the most dramatic i could make him jsksk) joongie here is kinda based on that clip of him calling his mom abt the rainbow sherbet thing iykyk

* reblogs and feedbacks are highly appreciated!

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"For the nth time, no!"

Silence meets your sudden exclamation, and for a moment there, you thought it would stay that way.

You really hoped it would.

But your boyfriend just happened to be a certain someone named Kim Hongjoong.

"But why?!" Hongjoong whines, and he makes it a point to say it near your ear because he knows very well how much you hate it when he exactly does that.

And right now, you do—hate him.

You turn your head from left to right, trying to see if anybody happened to pass by the hallway and witness Hongjoong throwing tantrums like a five-year-old kid beside you.

The both of you are currently at the hospital you frequent every month for your regular health check up. And even if you've been doing this for quite a long time already, Hongjoong's still not friends with syringes with needles on it, especially if it pokes on his skin.

"Well, first of all, our turn is near, and second, your hands are so clammy, Joong! How'd you expect me to hold that thing?"

Wrong move clearly, because the second those words left your mouth, Hongjoong's mouth forms into a big letter O, and elicits a loud gasp.

"That thing? That thing?!" Hongjoong's voice rises up a notch that you basically had to move closer to him and cover his mouth. However, one of his hands flies on top of yours in an attempt to pry it away from his mouth—and yes, they're sweaty alright.

"My mom will hear about this! And trust me she won't be happy, nu-uh." Hongjoong says, scoffing every now and then while he fishes out his phone from his pocket. And because you know him so well, you stop him from actually calling his mom for this and do what he's been demanding—more like whining—from you ever since the nurse announced that the doctor will be meeting you both soon.

Hongjoong is a huge tattletale but you love him for what he is so…

"There, I finally held your hand, Joong. I hope you stop being a brat now or I will literally-"

"No, you won't. You love me too much! And didn't you say that you'll protect me from everything?" He retorts with a smug look evident on his face.

"That…that's unfortunately true," You answer with a sigh, never letting your hand slip away from his sweaty ones. Not that Hongjoong's giving you much of a choice with his tight grip on you really.

[vacantgodling]

for ovw:

1, 9, 10

thank u for indulging me also i hope you’ve been well *tiny hand on face in a caring gesture*

1. the character everyone gets wrong

like most of them imo i’m not even gl 💀 however i think the one that annoys me the most (aside from hanzo dear god) is honestly zenyatta lowkey. like the number of times i see people make zenyatta to be the most kindest happiest boy that blushes easily whenever his partner (usually ram or genji) teases him makes me so ?? tired. like he’s shown to be playful. he’s teasing. he’s witty. he admits in a voice line that he may be a monk but he’s not a pacifist so they idea that he would balk at someone doing violence is silly. and like the infantilization of him is just so odd to me. he’s got more depth than i feel like many people want to give him credit for???

also this may be my own personal vibe but i feel like people dumb down lucio AND dva like extremely heavily. sure they’re young but lucio literally led a revolution? dva is for all intents and purposes a child soldier? yes the other characters look down on dva bc of her gaming but she’s still a very serious and devoted person to her cause she just likes to have fun as well? i feel like a lot of people just focus on the fun omg waifu energy she has and nothing else about her which is like. annoying. lmao.

9. worst part of canon

LIKE. THE LACK THEREOF— jk. there is a canon but it’s so threadbare and stupid. i think top contenders is the fact that the deadlock gang was est in 1976 before ashe was introduced to the lore, and then they retconned this information (kinda) to say that when ashe, cole and [redacted-we don’t know who the third person is] made the gang, they thought it being est in 76 would look cooler and get them more cred basically. that’s what they said and i fucking remember that shit.

also insert my entire rant about how the genji hanzo and kiriko storyline is ASININE for SO MANY REASONS. also the fact that all the japanese characters are old timey samurai and ninjas basically and have essentially canon allowed magic when like no one else (except zen Kinda?) and it’s just. it’s only them. for no reason. Lmao.

also this is super small but the fact that dva a korean has a mech when like. again japan is right there lmao. dva being an idol sure i get but like if we’re gonna do mechs then like bro 💀💀 it’s a small personal nitpick tho lmao.

also just the way there feels like there’s no plan which is why they stopped story modes production entirely bc they knew there was too much conflicting bullshit to string together a cohesive story. it’s giving mess for me.

10. worst part of fanon

i don’t engage with the fandom itself as much as i used to tbh bc all of my old ovw friends aren’t into it anymore (sans valen he’s also not as into it that much. not that i blame anyone. this game makes me want to commit acts of violence). i think my biggest annoyance was the ship factions and how so many of them hated hanzo LMAO. like y’all can’t see a complex character and give a fuck huh? like we will simp for widow bc of her ass and give her a pass because she’s a GirlBoss tm when she yknow. has done some horrible shit lmao??? we Adore reaper who is also a complex character that has done some Rancid shit. but for some reason back in the day people were SOOOOO up in arms against people who cared about hanzo. it was Exhausting. like mind ur business lmao. i don’t think anyone is wrong for liking literally any of ovw’s characters but like i never understood why the vitriol for han specifically lmao.

[dollivication]

hhhiii so um,, dante’s like a demon hunter n shi so i was thinking,, dante hunting down demon/witch!user:3

like lets say user is a new superstar ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) and they kinda js popped out of nowhere n theyre extra famous for unknwon reasons LMFAOO at first he kinda dgaf bc hes nawt that interested in celebrities— he might… or might not have busted a nut w their pictorials/photoshoots but its js bc theyre hot!! nothing else, he swears!!

but then he senses the demonic energy around user(?) or some shi like that so he decides to hunt them down!! what if theyre evil or something,.. what if they do rituals w innocent humans for fame,. what if— all that

so he goes to one of their concerts— for job related reasons of course he does NAWT like this filthy demon (or thats what he tells himself) n hes kinda mesmerized for a moment,, like theyre so pretty,, their voice is so magic,, n hes just overall getting real distracted ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა by the time the concert comes to an end he js sneaks into backstage to //finally// kill this threat. but when hes face to face w user hes like.. going insane LMFAO

like theyre just too pretty,, their bodys way too hot to js kill them off n leave so he decides to make a lil deal w user:3 he might.. or might not let them off— only if they’re willing to let him fuck:3 he js need to get his hands on that sexy fawking witch<///3

— 🍓 sjjrjfk this is so silly i lob u dante ur the silliest. i lauv this scenario tho a reverse one of v!singer/witch that uses demonic powers to get famous n demon hunter!user is also eating my brain (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

YHE WAY BOTH OF THESE IDEAS HIT SO FUCKONG GOOD???

what an actual sleaze i’m tweaking owt…,, TRYING TO ACT ALL NONCHALANT BUT HIS DICK IS HARD! like hmm, no,, it must be their magic making him feel that way…! ,, my brother in christ user doesn’t even KNOW you exist + you had a wet dream about them + Ratio LMFAOOOH

HIM TRYING TO BRUSH IT OFF LAIK ITS NOTHIHNG?? HE WOULD IM CRYYIINGNM… like no, hes not interested, it’s just his blood flowing the wrong way! he totally doesn’t want 2 know what it’d be like to hear the little superstar moan now that he’s heard them sing,, ur crazy!!!

he only thinks with his dick i fear.. cornering user dressing room after a performance, seeing them a little disheveled from the exertion, looking up at him so innocently despite knowing very well what they’re capable of is the opposite…. well—it’s not like they’re actually hurting anywan, rite?? they just so happen to be a demon/witch.. a very powerful one.. and terribly famous one too… but nobody’s dyiiiing

still, it’s his job to hunt!!! UNLESS!…. you let him tap that :3! he didn’t come all this way for nothing! let him bend you over, forcing you to look at his and your reflection in the vanity while he fucks you from behind… or not if you WANNNAAA die up to you! shrug! (say yes please say yes please) LMAO

V AS A SINGSR AND HUNTER USER OMGGFGHHF… 🍓non please preach i’m listening..,,..,

[elevatormusic]

my first reactions with zero context: only friends ep 10

i know i’ve been saying their story has gotten boring for me but boeing is here and i will watch now

to be fair mew has no right to be mad at top here? they aren’t dating

red flag

it’s so awkward when they don’t hug back lmao

baby boy!!

fuck me he’s so pretty

i’m giggling over this man

rehab time boys

bestie doesn’t look to happy tho lol

boy yes tf you are

i think my mans needs to learn what addiction is bc he’s it

oh wait. is this what ray’s dad asked of sand in the hospital? to get him into rehab?

you know ray is whipped for sand bc he would’ve thrown punches had anyone else said that to him

i say all this as my father brought me a daiquiri

fair tho

also fair

wait why is he wearing a us air force shirt😭

oh oh damn okay that okay yeah

the good influence strikes again

situationship baby

i’m so sorry i don’t care what this man does he will never be in the wrong from this moment forward

is he gonna come fuck anything up with sand tho? please don’t. stick to top and mew

nick lmao he’s so casual with it

slightly confused at what he’s talking about

okay well umm y’all are at work??

hello??

hr

that donut actually does look good tho

awe we get just silly sandray cute

sand really is the only person that could get ray to go to rehab huh

tho i’m sure ray said that because he didn’t think sand would do it

i know he didn’t just say that

i knew obsessive vibes came from him

are they just standing out there lol

rays face stop lmao

i understand her being mad he slept with her brother but like she doesn’t really have the right to kick him out of their group?? it’s a school thing?? you can’t just kick someone bc of personal problems

i actually do believe him tho

lmaoo beautiful

is this really his dad

okay if ray is gonna go to rehab tho sand should maybe not drink around him as well???

there’s no way he’s just about to say it in the middle of this bar

ray?? stopping him? he was never gonna make him do it huh?

stop the same way top showed up? no way

which ex?

referring to sand??

he lowkey just complimented himself which is so fair

😭😭 he really is just like us

i’m obsessed with him

kinky head💀

wait. dan is actually cool tho. he was just like bro can i be in the competition to win your heart

oh boy what is he doing there

symbolism much

he did not. you are not subtle

that’s a really good picture of him tho

my guy… stop letting him touch you??

babes just said he wants to spend the rest of his life with him!!!!

they’re so cute when they’re just happy together

i’m glad he’s finally admitting he’s addicted to alcohol tho

i wish someone would buy me a plant

but also why is he there lmao

stop boeing’s doing the exact same shit top does okay sir i see what you’re doing

wait okay you didn’t even ask if you could kiss him don’t do that

he’s really trying 🥹

i don’t think that’s all gonna fit king

that house is so nice tho

wait sand? paying him to get ray to go to rehab? well a fight is gonna happen now

oh come on you know damn well he doesn’t just want the money (i know you’re mad tho and it’s fair)

he’s so loud holy shit

babe you’re already crying

that’s what i’m saying tho. if you want to help him you gotta get that shit away from you too

please be their last fight of this series i beg stop making them cry all the time

throw it away king

i didn’t mean on the ground sir?? you gotta clean that up now

look i know you don’t wear shoes in that house but put something on to clean that yeah

top knows something is up right

that was kinda hot

petty king

don’t butt in. dude this is on you

but you should say it

i could totally see him trying to be monogamous with nick actually

officially abort the mission of them getting over the other two lmaoo

well we know ray’s dad will love sand as his boyfriend

yeah you done fucked up again my guy

the scene is actually so good and powerful

tho i do hope he gets to say that to him

[prettyboykatsuki]

♡  bakugou headcanons that feel like a warm hug ♡

➳wc ;; 1.2k (oh my god. what is wrong w me.) 

➳ a/n ;; or my bakugou brain-rot that never goes away. thanks for being my comfort character, you fucking gremlin. forgive the silly title. 

♡ always makes little adjustments to the environment for you. he’s observant to a fault so if there’s something even a little off and it happens to bother you, he’s trying to work around it. 

♡ good at playing guitar but not good at reading music. he can throw something together if you give him a chance but he’s not good at trying to recreate someone elses memory. he’s not like.. musically gifted either but he likes how guitar sounds 

♡ thinks about getting a lot of piercings in his ear because he thinks they’d look cool but is kind of too nervous? the idea of a needle going through his skin is a ick. when you start dating, he drags you to his appointments lol - won’t admit it but he thinks he looks so hot when he gets them. takes a bunch of selfies <3 

♡ needs to be moving constantly. can’t sit completely still to save his life. when he listens to music, he moves his head. sometimes he just runs his thumb over his fingers. 

♡ really, really bad at talking. not in the sense he can’t communicate (that too) but he just likes listening in conversation. rarely adds his own thing. but when he does - always accidentally says something super meaningful 

♡ enjoys subtle physical touch because it is literally intimate he melts inside. a hand on his forearm or shoulder. your legs over his lap. small things that show how comfortable you are. 

♡ likes being held cause he’s a big ass baby lmfao 

♡ wont admit it but enjoy when you choose pretty or colorful bandages for his cuts he won’t himself but it’s like keeping you in his pocket wherever he goes.  

♡ really needs you to find him attractive dslksjk it’s not that he ever thinks he’s particularly ugly. but he didn’t really assign importance to his appearance at any point in his life, yet now he puts in a scary amount of effort. readjusts his hair so much more, makes sure his clothes fit good. fixes his fuckin’ face lol 

♡ likes chewing gum a lot and always has a pack on him. really proud of how big he can blow bubbles and will be a little sad if you’re unimpressed. 

♡ is overly sentimental about things you’ve made him - especially if it’s something super dumb. you drew him a silly little sketch of him in a frog hat? it’s in his wallet behind his id. freaks out when he thinks he’s lost his wallet 

♡ LOVES phone calls. yes he still hates talking. but the way his face looks when he listens to your voice. eyes half-lidded, shamelessly smiling - it’s so tender and so lovesick. 

♡ terrible first grader hand-writing. he tries to write them for you in the beginning of your relationship (to be romantic or some shit) but they’re so incomprehensible pls. if he focuses on it - it can be legible but most of the time ... yea no. 

♡ doesn’t favor tea or coffee but prefers tea if he has to drink one. 

♡ crazy good at eyeballing measurement. even in baking. once made a perfectly good bread without weighing anything and doesn’t get why that’s so wild. 

♡ has the phone on his text set to be bigger even though his eyes are fine. 

♡ lets you do the layout thing on his iphone and decorate as you please. says he doesn’t care but when he sees you made it hero themed/fit with his aesthetic - he got so red it was so cute. 

♡ hates shopping in store. will still always go with you because the one time you went alone a store clerk hit on you.  

♡ so practical. he started couponing when he was in his early twenties like an old man. checks the news and weather the night before, every night. never misses doctors appointments. 

♡ shit at any form of visual art. drawing, painting etc - cannot do it to save his life. but he tries. his hands shake when he tries to draw hearts for you 

♡ blows the eyelashes off your cheek super gently whenever he notices. he’ll like.. take your face in his hands and blow so softly like he’s gonna hurt you. 

♡ used to agree to make pinky promises with you as a joke. now though? automatically holds his pink out for you to take it. straight up pouts if you don’t. 

♡ you two have a song and when it comes on, he’ll sing it back to you. any other time? any other song? he wont. but he always sings your song even without realizing, just mouths it. 

♡ enjoys when you put your hands under his shirt and just leave them there and hug him like that. skin to skin contact is elite but only from you. 

♡ hamsters adore this man. they just do. 

♡ draws frowny faces on your eggs with hot-sauce 

♡ soul leaves his body when you play with his hair and scratch his scalp. the tension in his neck literally disappears and he just sighs that shit relaxes him like crazy 

♡ the first time he says i love you, you’re tying his tie for his first hero event. you’re telling him to that the color looks good on him and you’re smiling. it honestly it just slips. he went on to win an award that night. 

♡ his favorite memory of the two of you was when you were trying to leave the grocery store one afternoon. it was raining heavy as shit. you pulled him in under your clear umbrella and just stood there. he doesn’t know why but that means a lot to him. 

♡ cares a lot about his dads approval on his work specifically. him and his dad have a really specifc bond and he actually admires him quite a bit. 

♡ nothing makes him cry like “im proud of you”. especially when it’s for something small. it’s just something he didn’t hear enough in a sincere way. 

♡ likes fruit flavored sweets over chocolate (generally needs something to do w his mouth cause it helps him think. bad oral fixation) so he keeps little candies on him 

♡ shit at video games. terrible at them with the exception of mario kart? for some reason. 

♡ always loses his keys 

♡ stutters every!single!time! he tries to compliment you. it’s been YEARS. 

♡ takes a melatonin gummy before bed and always drinks a glass of water 

♡ buys you flowers and keeps them too. like does the upkeep on it and replaces them if the wilt. suggests pressing them to keep them for longer. 

♡ lowkey cries really easily. he just gets overwhelmed w his feelings some times and it makes him cry even if he doesn’t want too. you and the bakusquad are sworn to secrecy over it though 

♡ wears his ring around his neck on a chain bc it’s easier to show off. 

♡ naturally good at doing hair! 

♡ likes sneakers but wears dr. scholl's because he walks a lot and is on his feet for most of the day w his job. just being careful. 

♡ loves u a lot <3 

[yeter-writes]

I say: Can't wait for Kanda and Allen to talk/interact after the flashback.

__

To me Kanda is a logical (possibly autistic) person (not JUST a nine year old in a super hot body guys) and his reasoning about Allen (from the beginning) is like:

There is something wrong with him. People (specifically Kanda who barely thinks of himself as a human but Allen doesn’t know that) are cruel to him and he's still nice. He's just going to die. And he's only a kid, he shouldn't be here. So he will die in no time. So Kanda was not going to make a (very difficult) effort to be nice to him if he was just going to die soon (it would only hurt bc Kanda gets attached easily or at least strongly)

real reason for being an asshole: i already tried to kill him so i don't see how he would ever like me, then he even saw me get smacked in the head by a clipboard and didn't even bat an eye (didn’t make fun of him); he's either stupid or too terrified and also there was no real retaliation so he's unfit to be here (ergo he's gonna die); later when Allen gives him a hand he might have also thought that he was condescending but that would be quickly corrected)-->for all those reasons im gonna be cold and logical about this (and then allen constantly pisses him off for real by constantly making no sense because why does someone as fragile as him act almost like he wants to die but instead has enough grit to push through everything; kanda also feels very stupid about being wrong about him and admitting to something like that would be incredibly out of character so kanda does nothing but might very possibly think about him more than he would want, at lest in the context of trying to figure him out).

one thing leads to another, kanda feels both guilty and grateful yada yada (there is the thank you) and then he decides to change things and put in real effort (Tiedoll confirmed this, at least I interpreted it that way) + Allen is in trouble anyway and he wouldn't just ditch him after Allen got in trouble precisely for helping him (amongst other things).

The resolve to be nice(r) goes to shit because Allen is running away like they're trying to kill him and Kanda can't even REALLY blame him (he's self-aware of how he snaps but many things make him uncomfortable/angry/whatever so much that he can't help it - though i don't discard that sometimes he might fake it) but it still pisses him off. he puts in legit efforts but Allen is fucking hard to find and Kanda gets drunk and all that fun stuff (he still checks clues even while drunk, or at least tries to).

He and Johnny finally get Allen as Kanda is already SO FUCKING ANNOYED and Allen is wearing some stupid fucking make up like this is all a joke (so he grabs some rag and rubs his face because it both has to go and also making Allen regret his actions even in this way - by making his face sting - is very satisfying and yes very immature but Kanda gives zero shit about that because it's his trademark by now and Allen would more than know about that).

And then Kanda tries (tells him about timcanpy while genuinely being respectful and also goes after him when Allen tries to dash). Then he promptly makes him shut up and makes himself vulnerable by revealing how much he’s been thinking about him to be able to just concisely tell him why he thinks Allen is being stupid).

(The thing that Allen saw his memories is just a fact that probably makes Kanda uncomfortable. He didn't expect Allen to ever address it because Allen is extremely good at keeping a respectful emotional distance if nothing else. That's why Kanda was so surprised when he spoke about it.)

(Guys, even Kanda's reaction to Allen running around the tree? I don't mean that all he had was a guess this silly but even the fact that his reaction to a weird situation is making a guess that makes sense enough to satisfy him is like aaaa)

(His reaction to Alma's death? The first knee-jerk reaction was to get pissed off that something he was told was wrong and led him to make wrong assumptions.)

(Hair gets in the way - oh, a weird plushie-road-thing i don't even remember with a thing, great im gonna steal it)

(Also that finder scene was for an ouch factor to make people do something about an important problem)

Anyway now Allen is talking about himself (and Kanda is probably kind of dying to know at this point; it doesn't necessarily have to be because of feelings, he just wants Allen to make sense because it will make it easier to be nice to him which he wants to be) and Kanda might become a completely different person to be honest. Or at least the change in him should surprise Allen a fuckton imo.

[insertdisc5]

Hi!! I wanted to ask, in celebration of Deltarune CH. 2, do you have any updated thoughts and head canons about the game?? Like, y'know, similar to a previous ask about Kris in your Deltarune tag? Thanks!

thoughts on kris part 2 i guess???? (part 1 from ch1 here lol)

spoilers for deltarune like woah. this wont be kris focused just random thoughts on everything. thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk

not that many thoughts for this chapter tbh! EDIT LOL: this was a lie i have a lot of thoughts

-just in general i feel like the player isn't the only one controlling kris... like yes the player forced kris to do what happened in the snowgrave route but AT THE SAME TIME idk it feels like there's someone else too. just because of the terrifying voice i suppose. and also the jerky movement kris does every time they get their soul out? unless there's another reason for it... maybe getting your soul out means you walk weird lol

-BUT ALSO i feel like kris is 100% in control when they create fountains. idk it just makes sense kris would create them. to create another world, a better world, A WORLD WHERE THEIR BROTHER IS HERE PERHAPS? i do wonder why they get their soul out then though. i'm all for it sweetie! do whatever! i support you!

-(i am and will be playing deltarune with only kris' best interests in mind. i will not hurt anyone unless kris wants me to. dont worry my little meow meow im on your side! talk to me! no? okay ill stay under the sink its fine)

-speaking of asriel. SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER VACATION COLLEGE WHEN? SUMMER (starts crying) V-VACATION COLLEGE WHEN

-kris misses their brother so much it's so sad. if you make kris steal 5$ from asriel they take it "reluctantly"? talking to asriel online so often even alphys knows?? the google search?? GOING INTO ASRIEL'S GOOGLE SEARCH ROOM WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED BECAUSE THEY'RE CONVINCED THEY ALREADY KNOW WHATS IN THERE? THAT ONE IS LESS OF A MISSING THING BUT IM LIKE OH MY GOD

-the city walk with susie at the end makes it clear to me that kris really values susie's friendship... kris even sits with her if you spend long enough near the lake like aaaaah ;_;

-and even in snowgrave you spend your last acts with the final boss calling for your friends like YES there's a way bigger creepy aspect to this (kris as more of a Leader who Commands and commands their subjects to come) but still :'0 (and then noelle answers oh my god noelle im so sorry for the trauma)

-berdly. listen. listen. listen. liste

-berdly sucks but [berdly hurts his arm in the battle against queen if you don't save him because he doesnt want to hurt you] [berdly realizing smg's wrong in snowgrave and immediately taking steps to save noelle] berdly is my little crumb nugget. i will protect him.

-noelle. noelle. girlboss!

-like ooooh listen. hearing about the genocide path for undertale. made me go "that is SO COOL. i HAVE to experience it myself this is great. hehehe killing time" and like no regrets. i was fully enjoying the experience knowing i was an awful person. SNOWGRAVE THOUGH. i will never try this myself its too fucked up. casually grooming your childhood friend to murder people <3 and also acting like a weird stalker towards her <3 stockholm syndrome speedrun i will get all the info i can about this but i will never do this myself

-people remarking the kris/player>noelle relationship is similar to the relationship between player>chara in genocide path is like yes. chefs kiss. don't worry we just are making you stronger and everything will be fine "you made me kill my friend? and for what?" this is fine sweetie don't worry about it!!!!!!

-like the amount of details added to snowgrave, like if you equip noelle's watch she notices later? and her battle animations change as time goes on, she gets an ice shield and stops sighing in relief after battle? oh my god? oh my god.

-(berdly is not awake.) JUST KILL ME RIGHT HERE I HAVEN'T STOPPED THINKING ABOUT BERDLY NOT BEING AWAKE!!!!!

-also why didnt he turn into dust. so many possible reasons. is magic a thing in the normal world and perhaps no magic means no dust (theres graves). maybe he isnt dead. maybe hes braindead. maybe he'll come back. either way that boy is now in the closet big enough to put someone in

-also dess' name probably being december AND THATS WHY NOELLE LOST THE SPELLING BEE?!?!??! FUCK ME UP!!!!! JUST FUCK ME UP!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!

-also so many good pixel art this chapter. too many? i didnt need pixel art of cardboard noelle falling on the statue. like thank you but please. please it hurts my game artist brain.

-the expressions in this chapter were also top notch. all the unsettling noelle expressions like (i fall over face first)

-i threw away the ball of junk (which i already tried in ch1) and this time the game was like "ARE YOU SURE BC THIS IS A BAD IDEA" and kris felt bitter :'( (it deletes all your items in the dark world)

-i uh fucked up and skipped the susie+noelle scene bc listen last time ralsei mentionned seeing what susie is doing we missed some PRIMO LORE. turns out it just makes you skip the scene and you dont get anything new. welp

-speaking of ralsei well you know. he exists. but im stuck on him going "i just wonder what being ralsei-like even is...?" ralsei my dude there's so much i could say about this. do you feel like you can't be ralsei-like because you feel like you have to be asriel-like

-but also that makes no sense bc susie hasnt even mentioned ralsei looks like asriel. and i cant imagine asriel being so meek. so WHAT GIVES

-ralsei as kris’ “i wish i was a monster just like my bro and family and i’d look like asriel but with red horns [THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME] and my name would be something cool like ralsei instead of a boring human name like kris and im sweet and cute because thats how i act with asriel because ASRIEL MADE ME” theory because that would be cute.

-ASRIEL GOING TO THE CHURCH TO CONFESS HIS "SINS" WHEN "SINS" AREN'T A THING IN THE ANGEL BELIEF LIKE I KNOW THIS INTERACTION WAS TREATED AS A JOKE BUT WHAT THE FUCK ASRIEL?

-kris definitely has a connection with the big red door in the city, judging by what the kids say they probably went there... i feel like this place's dark world will be the Final Dungeon you KNOW some shit happened there. also the sounds you hear when you go there is the phone dark world call's sound slowed down? AND AFTER SNOWGRAVE APPARENTLY YOU CANT HEAR IT ANYMORE? HUWAH?

-speaking of songs the songs were all so good, My Castle Town rules, the berdly snowgrave music is stuck in my head, flashback is uwah wuahah, Until Next Time is so good, AND ALSO A FRIEND NOTICED THE DARK WORLD CITY THEME IS JUST tHE SONG 74 (MOST NOTICEABLE WITH THE SNOWGRAVE VERSION)?????? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????? it might be just "hey its just reuse" BUT MR FOX YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA READ INTO THIS IS NOELLE THE ONE SINGING IDK BRO!!!!!!!!!!

-asgore dreemurr fired from the force what happun!!!!! game theory is that asgore is related to dess' death/disappearance but eh who knows

-you start the chapter at lvl2 and get to lvl3 after the final boss, a friend mentioned this is probably because we destroyed a world and im :0

-to go back to kris it's still so interesting to figure out who they are based on how they act/people mention them. like kris shaking the ferris wheel car? yeah makes sense i can imagine a pranking kid do this. kris' dance? yeah thats a little silly but i can buy it. doing cool anime poses? well i dunno this doesnt line up PERFECTLY but sure. BUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN SNOWGRAVE... especially >proceed like that is such a weird thing that i can't imagine them doing, but i can't completely see the "player" doing either (compare with going to sans -which kris doesnt know- and going "SANS!" because of course the player would know sans), like THATS one of the reasons i feel like there's someone else in there. the weird robotic merciless actions. if im going super meta it feels like there'd be someone else like writing the choices into existence for us to pick you know? gaster probably? god i need to read more gaster theories i completely sidestepped the gaster shit bc i wasnt interested. anyway just spitballing

-(looks at big shot guy) please dont make him the next tumblr guy i beg you

-obligatory "queen was great" mention if only because this part made me laugh a little bit too hard

that was a lot. thank you for letting me talk

[tickling-giggles]

You damn idiots

A/N: IN HONOR OF OUR TAPE VERSION OF SPIDER MAN AND OUR ALIEN QUEEN SOME BIRTHDAY TICKLES. (Yes I added color bc why not and colors at bootiful✨)

S: the two of them are in a silly playful mood and bakugou has to put up with it but they get a bit too wild and it's bakugous job to calm them down.

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“Ooh we should watch a movie” Mina suggests.

“What kind Scary, adventure, action….” Kiri listed

“It doesn’t matter, but if we do want to do this half of us will need to go to the store.” Jirou implied.

“Yeah how ‘bout me Kiri and Jirou go, and you Sero and Bakugou stay” Kaminari suggested.

“Yeah yeah sure I’ll babysit them” Bakugou shooed them, telling them to hurry up.

“Hey! Were teenagers too ”They both shout at him, as the other three left.

~30 mins later~

They’re running around playing tag, knocking over everything they run past.

“Hey dial it down a bit would ya’, you guys are gonna end up getting hurt” Bakugou scolded them.

“No”

“No?! What the hell did I just say, dial it back or i’ll make you two sit down” Bakugou warned.

“Make us” They provoked.

“MA- okay ya’know what” bakugou had gotten up from the sofa grabbing the chaotic pair, and pinning them on to the sofa.

“Wow look how easy it is to pin two idiots” Bakugou scoffed, as he was sitting on both of there thighs.

“Pfft- hahahaha ohomy gahahad” Mina burst into giggles.

“Dude why are you lAHAughimg ohoho jeheheheez” Sero laugh right along with her.

“What the actual fuck, I haven’t even touched you yet?” Bakugou made a confused face.

“AHa ihi hehe it’s yohour hair”

“The hell’s wrong with my hair”

“I-it’s smushed on OHOne sihihide” Sero told him as he pointed at his hair which was indeed smushed.

“DIE” Bakugou yelled before clawing both of there sides.

“Blahahahsty nohohoho dohohon’t”

“Bahahaku nahahaha stahahap”

“Are you two going to chill out until the other 3 dummies get back” Bakugou asked, testing whether or not they would agree

“Nohoho”

“Fine your death bed not mines” Bakugou shrugged his shoulders, before moving one hand up Mina’s armpit and a hand on Sero’s hip.

“NAHAHAHA OHOHOKAHAH

“NeheVEHEHEHER”

AY OHOHOKAHAHAY WEHHEHE’LL CHIHIHIHILL”

“GAHAHAHAH OHOHKAHAHAY WE’LL SEHEHEHTTLE DOHOHOWN JUHUHUST STAHAHAP”

Bakugou stopped, giving them a chance to breathe.

“Mehehehenie” “Suhuch a buhully” the both giggled tiredly.

“YOU DAMN IDIOTS WANT SOME MORE!?” Bakugou yelled sinisterly.

“NOHOHO WE DOHON’T” they both yelled at the same time. Just as Kirishima, Denki, and Jirou can back with some snacks.

“Bakugou I thought we talked about terrorizing people per-say, your friends.” Kirishima sighed.

“Well you have your ways of calming down two chaotic idiots, and I've got mine.” Bakugous turned back towards Sero and mina, as if he was going to continue his attack.

“AH! Bakubro how about you help me prepare the snacks”

“Tch whatever, only because you idiots can’t be trusted with food, hEh you’re lucky” Bakugou squinted at them.

“Yeah yeah! Just man we’ll pick a movie” Jirou chuckled, as she shoved him into the kitchen .

[meltingpotimagines]

Boyfriend!Kirishima

this boy

would fall head over heels for you so fast

just one day around you and he’s smitten

surprisingly not that obvious about it

he’s just a little happier and energetic around you

denki knows him well enough that he noticed and bakugo but he couldn’t care less

does his best to strike up a conversation with you

he really likes learning more about you

you’re just so cool and interesting to him

suggested a weekly game night just so he had an excuse to see you more

he knew you love hanging at the dorms so there was no way you’d miss out on this

what he didn’t know was you love it bc of him

i mean sure it was so much fun hanging with denki, and you had a blast jamming out to music with jiro and mina, but nothing beat being around eijirou

he’s just so upbeat and nice and funny

and kinda really cute but anyway

sat between todoroki and bakugo (which just happened to conveniently be directly across from you)

a vote had been taken on which game to play, and jenga won by a couple of votes

mina tossed out the idea for every piece you pulled, you had to choose truth or dare

honestly there was so much potential for this to go wrong and everyone knew it but i mean risk = fun right?

you’d all made bakugo promise not to blow up the whole tower if he got frustrated or lost 

all the truths were silly and the dares dumb

until it got to you

you successfully pulled a piece and decided it wouldn’t be too risky to choose dare, considering no one had dared anything t r u l y stupid

and immediately regretted it when denki gave you a mischievous grin

“i dare you to kiss kirishima”

eijirou stiffened as a blush spread across your cheeks

it’s not manly to force someone to kiss him!!

“you don’t have to-” “no... no it’s okay. i’m no wuss.”

just when he thought he couldn’t like you more

nervously watched as you got up and went around to where he was sitting

stiffened even m o r e as you gave his cheek a quick peck

“awww c’monnnn, at least do it on the lips!” denki you brat i love you

your blushed deepened as you two made eye contact

“is... is that okay?” “only if you want to”

he is a g e n t l e m a n and would never want you to do something you didn’t want to

well

i guess you did want to

because you kissed him

and ohhhh boy

sparks went f l y i n g

the electricity between you two made denki’s powers look like nothing more than static shock

the cheers and wolf whistles were nothing but white noise as you and eijiro stared at each other, shocked

“wow” “w o w”

best believe this boy took you out the very next day

nothing extravagant, just a cute lil ice cream date

he likes the little dates the best

they're definitely a daily occurrence until long after you two became official

but even after that you two started having frequent movie and cuddle nap dates

yes cuddle naps are dates and no one can convince me otherwise

prefers to be big spoon but is down to be little spoon

if he’s big spoon, he’ll wrap his arms around you and pull you into him, your face buried in his chest, his face buried in your hair partially because he really likes the scent of your shampoo

if you’re big spoon, he’ll snake his arms around your waist and bury his face in your neck, occasionally nuzzling and pressing kisses

will always make sure all the gel is washed out of his hair first so there's no risk of you getting poked

which is extra great bc then you get to play with his hair!

he loves the feeling of your fingers weaving through the strands and your nails on his scalp

also really likes when you lay on top of him

just gazes as you adoringly as he scratches your back

his heart swells if you fall asleep

knowing you trust him that much makes him feel so happy

plus you just look so cute when you’re asleep

bonus points if you have that cute soft snore

loves playing video games with you whether you actually play with him or just watch and support him

if you play with him, you're always his top priority no matter the game

battle games? he w i l l protect you

social simulation games? he'll do his best to help get you everything you want

puzzle games? you two are a t e a m you will figure this out together

if you're just there as support, you're still a priority

prefers when you sit on his lap/between his legs

will periodically kiss your cheek/the top of your head

doesn't matter how involved in the game he is, he will never fail to press a kiss

if you fall asleep, he'll make sure to quiet down so he won't accidentally wake you up

it's the funniest thing to anyone who catches him tho

he'll be absolutely raging but in the most hushed voice you can imagine or letting out victorious whoops but in Tiny

once covered your ears the best he could with his arm so he could be a little louder yelling at sero

mina managed to catch that on camera and posted it, tagging the two of you

have i mentioned this boy is a simp?

bc he is a Simp™

anything you want, you got

he sees something that reminds him of you? immediately bought it to give to you

half of his hoodies were already in your closet within the first week

he thinks you look so cute in them, especially if they're too big for you

the sight of you practically swimming in his clothes make his heart burst

periodically switches the half he gave you for the half he kept

basically when the ones he gave you no longer smells like him

it's great for him too bc the ones he get back smell like you

will pick wildflowers to put in your hair/behind your ear when you two go on walks

l o v e s giving you piggyback rides

also loves picking you up to carry you bridal style

even if you two are just standing

he just likes your smile and the way your eyes sparkle when he does

kisses your forehead a lot

sometimes quick little pecks

sometimes gentle, lingering kisses

whatever matches his mood in the moment

likes play-fighting with you

like fake wrestling

definitely lets you win sometimes

partially bc he'd feel bad if he always won but also bc he thinks it's adorable when you look down at him with that grin, so proud of yourself for beating Red Riot

was the first to say "i love you"

didn't really think much about it

he looked at you one day and felt his heart swell so he just kinda said it

but somehow it felt even more special??

like the way he said it sounded so sweet and genuine

as if it was the most natural thing in the world to say

and for him it was

he couldn't imagine not saying it

he loves you so why not say it?

especially considering just how m u c h he loves you

from then on says it all the time

you're cuddling? "i love you"

playing games? "i love you"

making tea? "i love you"

he just has to say it

he will as many times as needed to make sure you understand just how much he does

[sunnibits]

idk if this constitutes a dm bc usually im rotating izzy on a pike over flame & he occasionally catches fire so i have to let the smoke out of my mouth so. i did it yesterday & now i can offer only a seasoning: stizzy... izzy being dickish sure but also bested into silence... stede saying “good. because i quite liked it”(?) ... the next time they meet stede just. fully going mean girl ? 😭 maybe i need a rewatch but like i get izzy being particularly mean (esp bc of ed) but STEDE ? literally said ud see him again & that u enjoyed the fight. like imagine having a quarrel & like, for no reason in particular u cut open this mans shirt & in return he holds a dagger to ur face... and like that totes doesnt mean anything. the doki doki anime blushes r unimportant but then ur boss is so interested in him for some reason & then when u find him again to invite him for a meeting or whatever he called you the WRONG name & is like “this guy 🙄” when ur like . no you guy !!!!! being unprofessional & not getting my name right. FUCK YOU. like it literally is so.. what is wrong w them. like theyre both roleplaying tough like witty pirates while also being so cartoonishly silly themselves. & thats why i think stizzy can still win /j (also stedes “seems theres trouble in paradise 😏” as he walks away from ed & izzy ? petty bitch i love u)

sorry for the rlly late response but LMAO YES. STIZZY RIGHTS.

honestly tho I love the pre-ep 4 stizzy dynamic SO much because it’s like. before izzy really starts having a Miserable Time so he’s just confident and it’s the funniest little bitch vs bitch battle between them I enjoy it so much. like the way he keeps SMIRKING at stede through both this episodes?????? stede’s whole ‘I kind of enjoyed it’ thing?????? absolutely scrumptious. delicious. they’re so funny. idk if I had a real point to this but anyways they should make out and insult each other while they do it.

[hitching-hyacinth]

Hello hello it’s the fic where the AI presents with a cold so their crewmates pity them properly. Posting at 1am no proofreading just a silly little 1.5k words. They’re on a spaceship that’s truly the only context needed lmao

(Unfortunately I don’t know how to insert a read more on mobile bc this disaster website changes it constantly)

—

Ariel has been dealing with some sort of bug in their system involving a stripped wire, that much they told Lex this morning. No big deal, and nothing else out of the ordinary, which doesn’t explain why they’ve decided to show up to Luth’s interview stuffed to hell and back with a head cold.

Lex ran late, or they would have been here soon enough to ask. Instead, they sweep into the meeting room to find the Miranda’s most high-strung intern sitting ramrod straight and her AI’s hologram sprawled over the table red-nosed and sniffling.

“Captain Daring! Hello!” Luth chirps with a little wave and a nervous smile. “I was starting to worry I’d got the time wrong, ha.”

“You’re three minutes late,” Ariel informs Lex, eyebrows raised. “He was about to have a heart attack.” They sniffle and drag a hand under their nose.

Lex takes a seat across from Luth. “Sorry about that.”

“No worries!” Luth says, looking like a man with many worries. “Ariel, I-I was saying—a-are you sure you should be here?”

“Essential personnel!” Ariel says, raising a fist in mock cheer. “I’ll manage.”

Luth casts a furrow-browed glance to Lex, who refrains from rolling their eyes. “You’re not contagious or anything?”

Ariel drags their head up to stare. “Wow,” they deadpan. “I hadn’t thought of that. You might catch m-my—my col-ld—!” They duck sharply behind a hand. “h-hah—hit-tCHSHshhh!”

“Bless you!” Luth says, hauling his bag into his lap.

Ariel isn’t done. “—ITchshhiew! ‘TSSHhssu! Nng…’scuze me.” They sniffle sharply. “You’re right, you don’t wanna catch this.”

“Bless you, bless you. Here.” Luth pulls a handkerchief from his bag and offers it to Ariel.

“Thanks.” Ariel shoots Lex a look of barely constrained mirth as Luth drops the handkerchief through their holographic hand onto the table.

“Ariel, quit messing with them,” Lex scolds as Luth hurries the handkerchief back into his bag. Ariel yanks a tissue from midair and blows their nose softly. “Luth, they’re fine, they just want attention.”

“Let the record state I resent that assessment,” Ariel says lightly, tossing the tissue out of existence over their shoulder.

“Noted. Luth?”

“Yes!” Luth drops his bag and folds his hands on the table, then unfolds them and refolds a different way.

Lex smiles. “You seem tense.”

“Yes!” Luth agrees with a firm nod, and refolds his hands again.

“You know this isn’t a test, right?” Lex offers. “I know ‘assessment’ and ‘interview’ can be nerve-wracking words, but you’ve got a position in the bag. We’re just deciding what, exactly.”

Luth’s eyes go wide. “Oh! Oh, that’s a relief, thank you!”

“I told you that,” Ariel whines.

“Well,” Luth protests, unlocking his fingers to let his hands flutter by his sides, “you made it sound like ‘garbage boy’ was on the table, positions-wise.”

“Maintenance staff is a perfectly good position,” Ariel protests. “But, no, you’d be terrible at it. With all the love in my heart,” they add with a cheeky smile.

“I hate touching things,” Luth agrees, looking elated to make this known.

Lex clears their throat, hoping to drag this meeting back on track. “You’ve been working with Dr. Emma Loevenich on making her research accessible to laypeople, yes?”

Just as Lex hoped, Luth lights up. “Yeah! In school, I always loved explaining things to my family, and I thought I wanted to go into astrophysics to, to further research, but really I just like, um, talking about…Ariel?”

Ariel’s buried their face in a crumple of tissues, their breath hitching softly. They roll their hand in a go on gesture, but before Luth can, they clap both hands over their nose and snap forward into another bout of sneezes: “uh—it’TSHhuu! S-sorruh—hhrr’IITCHhhhiew!! hah…hih…!?” They uncurl slowly, squinting over the tissues and breathing audibly, shakily through their mouth.

“Bless you!” Luth drums a nervous little beat on the table. “I was saying, so, why not make talking about it the career instead? Lots of other people are smarter than me at—”

“tTCHiew!” The lights snap off for a split second, then back on to Ariel blowing their nose sharply. “Sorry! Sorry. Done, I think.”

“Bless you,” Luth says again, giving Ariel a look of absolute pity. “You’re sure you’re okay?”

Ariel shrugs. “Essential personnel.”

“We can do this later,” Luth says, very obviously not wanting to do this later.

Lex is about to refuse for them, but Ariel shakes their head and gives a tired, disarmingly genuine little smile. “This takes like—snf—this much processing power,” they say, holding their thumb and forefinger almost touching. “Gotta run the ship anyhow.”

Luth nods and goes to pat Ariel’s hand where it rests on the table, then withdraws his hand when it just phases through. “Thank you.”

“Welcome.”

And then Ariel is uncharacteristically quiet for the rest of the interview, chiming in mostly with factual information and the occasional sneezing fit. Even knowing it’s just a weird little charade, Lex can’t help but feel a bit bad for them. They perk up a bit to wave goodbye and, not done being a little shit, offer Luth a handshake.

Luth accepts and, with a poorly-hidden grin, pumps his hand up and down with Ariel’s like it’s tangible. Ariel snickers.

“Um!” Luth says. “I, uh, I hope you feel better! When I was sick as a kid my dad always made tea with lemon and honey, I can’t remember what kind, but I’ll, I’ll ask him?”

Ariel blinks slowly. “Uh—”

“I know you can’t drink it!” Luth says quickly, flapping a hand. “But I, uh, I’m making you tea in, in spirit. Whatever that means.”

“Thanks,” Ariel says with a grin. “Appreciate it.”

Luth glows. “Of course! Um, bye, Captain Daring!”

Lex waves goodbye and Luth hurries out the door, digging for something in his bag. When the door shuts, Lex turns to Ariel with raised eyebrows. “So.”

“So,” Ariel echoes, mimicking Lex’s expression. “I think he’d do amazing work with Emma, but ma—”

“You first,” Lex interrupts. “What’s going on?”

Are…are they blushing? “I’m sick,” they say, crossing their arms.

“I can see that,” Lex says, feeling impatience pull at the back of their neck. “Why?”

“I told you this morning.” Ariel scowls. “There’s a couple stripped wires right where I’m plugged into the engines.”

“Which is the robot equivalent of a head cold, obviously,” Lex deadpans.

Oops, that might actually have upset them. “Which doesn’t have a human equivalent,” Ariel snaps, “but I knew if I didn’t do something you’d just forget I’m sick.” They sniffle and scrub at their nose with the back of their hand. “And you forgot anyway.”

Lex spreads their arms defensively. “You said it wasn’t serious!”

“I said ‘it’s not catastrophic.’ Verbatim, that’s what I told you, ‘not catastrophic.’” Oh, no, their feelings are hurt. “It still fucking sucks. Charges keep hopping between them and sending things haywire and I’m spending so much energy fixing it that you can’t even tell there’s a problem. And it just feels…icky.”

Lex bites their tongue against a handful of unconstructively defensive retorts and settles on the still barely-constructive, “You said you weren’t just doing this for attention.”

The look of utter disgust on Ariel’s face is response enough, but they say, “I was objecting to ‘they’re fine.’ And to ‘just.’ Humans attention-seek all the time, it’s not that different ‘cause I don’t have the mechanisms built-in.”

“That’s…fair,” Lex admits, ignoring the little twinge of guilt in their gut. “Why don’t you…fix it? Is that a stupid question?”

“No,” Ariel says while their expression says ‘yes.’ “We’d have to turn off the engines. Just for a few minutes, but we can’t stop in the wormways.”

“Right.” Lex taps their finger on the table. “That sucks.”

Ariel huffs. “Yep.”

“Sorry I was so dismissive.”

“Thanks.” Ariel smiles impishly. “It works, you know. To get attention.”

Lex leans back in their chair, relieved to see such a familiar expression on Ariel’s face. “Yeah?”

“Yeah.” Ariel holds up a hand and starts counting on their fingers. “Luth really did message his dad about that tea blend. Pavel’s been using me to practice how to say ‘bless you’ in different languages. Manon actually tucked me in and sang me a lullaby.”

Lex laughs. “How’d she manage that?”

“Badly. The tucking and the singing.” Ariel’s smile turns soft. “It’s the thought that counts.”

“Right.” Lex frowns. “Well…if you were anyone else, I’d tell you to get some rest, but…”

“No rest for the wicked,” Ariel agrees. “So, about Luth?”

It takes Lex a moment to catch up with the shift. “Keep ‘em with Loevenich, obviously.”

Ariel wags a finger. “Maybe,” they say, “but I was also thinking…”