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noblewoman allergic at a formal event sneezing into her big poofy sleeves...

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this might be too goofy for some of y'all to find hot but. worldbuilding concept: children of the wind god summon the wind with their sneezes. as such there is a thriving job market for such people to accompany sailing ships and induce themselves like crazy (or be induced by someone else if you want to get extra horny about it) to help the ship reach its destination. it's considered a good omen for them to catch a cold either right before or during the voyage

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more Leo for you all. as a treat (to me)

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Quick Question to SNZ Creators

By which I mean full fic, scenario creators, any kind of art, wavs... anything like that. Someone who makes things, on a post, to share with the community - this is for you, regarding the reblogs we crave:

SNZ KINK COMMUNITY ONLY!

Pass it around if you have an opinion. Remember: blogs show you as a vote, not a voter; no one has to know what you voted unless you say... but saying might help your followers know your preferences!

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Unbelievably gorgeous art commission of a fat sneezy goth girl by @nostrildamus Thank you so much, I adore her ❤️

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the concept of tying someone up and sticking a flower/feather through their nose ring and making them sneeze it out …

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a horribly allergic victorian era gentleman taking a stroll with their partner through a lavish garden.

their partner stopping to observe - and smell - every single row or bush of flowers.

every. single. one.

the gentleman being too polite to excuse himself or ask to keep walking along - now having to endure, with a strained expression, the excursion through the gardens.

handkerchief firmly planted over their nose, trying in vain to stifle their ever-increasing number of sneezes.

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Hey all, who wants me to draw your blorbos sneezing? Or tied up, or both, or something not horny, whatever your heart desires?

In addition to the above prices!

+ 50% for each additional character after the first

+ $15 for a background beyond a gradient

+ $5 - $50 for tricky bits and bobs (difficult poses, heavy detail, etc)

Won't/don't know how to draw:

fanart (sorry)

furries, mechs, other very not-human blorbos (light anthro like ears, horns, tails, etc. is doable!)

genitals (bush is fine, as is waist-up nudity) or, like, full-on sex. think of the example pic with the blue background as the upper limit for nsfw-ness

heavy gore (some blood and bruising is fine)

kinks/fetishes other than snz/illness (no emeto), bondage, and/or D/s (no judgement, I just don't feel comfortable personally!)

DM me if you're interested!

Reblogs very much appreciated to spread the word (but only to snz/kink blogs please)! I hope to draw many beautiful blorbos Suffering and/or being comforted <3 You can see more of my art under the #blep tag on this blog!

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nose studies :) (please don't rb to non-snz/kink blogs!)

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we are literally so funny sometimes

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Hey kink tumblr! What's the silliest thing you've ever gotten off to? Put it in the tags! 18+ only please. I'll start:

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i was thinking about this a while ago and it's been sitting in my drafts because i immediately went "well that's a little silly. surely people won't even answer it."

here it is, anyway

as ever, for sneeze fetishists only. not that brand of weirdo? move along. let's get freaky, baby

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Art from @hachiibun !!!!!! Thank you Hachii I love them so much!!!!

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I'm not a furry but. catgirl and puppygirl who are allergic to each other. and they're girlfriends

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Wild to me a snz kink is something you can just discover or develop and hasnt been engrained into your brain stem since like, birth

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happy sundresses and allergies season

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one of my number one weaknesses is someone being in a field of a flower that makes them sneeze. and well theyre sneezing of course