#yes she was

[connorsui]

It's already 5pm over here on consui land and the day just keeps getting faster no matter what I do 😭

But I can't stop thinking about housewife! Reader with John price...like imagine after dealing with soo many things on base that he finally gets to come home and witness his pretty wife baking in the kitchen her latest batch of chocolate chip cookies? 🩷

And it just automatically makes the feeling ..the warmth ..the smell of home completely engulf him like it's love? ✨️

I want to give this man a piece of my comfort by making him feel straight at home

[forthegothicheroine]

I still have no idea if that twitter post saying “Juliet was minor-coded!” was a joke.

[loco-warehouse]

Please don't hate me for this question, but if Angela made the first move towards the first kiss, did she also make the first move towards something more intimate between the two of them?

Baxter is so shy...

Can we get an idea about this?

(And you don't have to answer if you want)

I SEE YOU’VE UNLOCKED THE HORNY LORE

A S K A W A Y

[reckless-glitch]

one time I was on a date with a girl and we went to a dim sum place and she took off her sandals and put her gross filthy feet first on her chair then on the table and I think thats the only time I have had a truly bad date

[morganprentiss]

🔥hot take🔥

Erin >>> Aaron

[eddis-not-eeddis]

I am getting sucked into the desire to read all the classics I read as a teenager all over again and I was explaining this to my sister and used the word "devolving" but actually I think I am reascending.

[bazpitch]

running in the opposite direction

[noodles-and-tea]

B plot where Mabel joins the fireside girls

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[eydilily]

i'll tell you what, its really cute

[the-ebonymermaid]

eating in a public restroom bitch EW

[bgmoth]

she really hates ghosts

[fineapple20]

Portraits

Retouched this set from last year, because it was haunting me laying there 80% finished

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”