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⋆˙⟡ MATTHEO RIDDLE is the type of guy who wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off you. He’d need to be able touch you in any type of way at all times, gods it’d drive him crazy if you weren’t around.
Hands on your thigh during class or dinner, getting dangerously close to where they shouldn’t be in public. He’d test your limits all the time, aiming for that pathetic whine of yours, pleading for him to stop.
Small touches of his fingertips against yours when you’d walk through the hallway together, a tight grip though when it was packed during the busy hours of the day.
You’d be his personal stress ball, squeezing everything he’d be able to grab on your body. His favorite: thighs. boobs
He’d love to trace patterns on your back when you were sleepy, your head resting against his chest. He even made up his own game of you guessing what he’d drawn, rewarding you with a soft kiss each time you were right. He lies all the time, he’d give you kisses even when you were wrong, he just so desperately wanted your soft kisses. Man, was he a sucker for soft kisses.
Ruffling your hair every time he’d pass by, enjoying the small annoyed frown on your face when he slightly messed it up. You’d do it in return to annoy him, though his reaction went beyond just a small frown. He was just straight up mad, the poor boy spent hours in the morning to make his hair look the way that made every girl fall to their knees.
You on your knees, he’d thread his hands through your hair. Something he did during more cozy times too: when you were asleep, on his chest, when you were reading for him. But make or do sure not to read with your back leaning against his chest, because his hands would be between your legs in no time-
#yes please?#I need him#I could endlessly write about this#harry potter#fiction#slytherin#slytherin boys#benjamin wadsworth#marcus lopez arguello#mattheo riddle#mattheoxreader#mattheo x y/n#mattheo riddle fanfiction#matteo riddle#mattheo riddle x you#mattheo riddle headcanon#mattheoriddle#mattheo riddle x reader#mattheo x you
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Mark Sorntast and Jimmy Karn? Uhm. 🫠
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Nah they better win that match to face tjd at Elimination Chamber, I NEED it
#a match to see the old gays vs polar opposite gays?#yes please?#plus this match would fuck so fucking hard#like they’d wreck the entire place#they should definitely do this#fuck whatever team on RAW#I WANT PETE AND TYLER🙏🙏🙏#wwe#wwe smackdown
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(ง ื▿ ื)ว。.。:∞♡*♥ no words just ✧・゚:*Jasper*:・゚✧
#six of crows#shadow and bone#six of crows arf#sab art#jasper fahey#jasper fahey six of crows#jasper fahey shadow and bone#fanart#yes please?#he looks like a new Ravkan saint#Sankt Jasper??)
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this round was wild from start to finish
#ALSO?????????#the way Rhett said#decapitate me enthusiastically daddy#had me in#s h a m b l e s#WHOA#LIKE SIR??#YES PLEASE?#gmmore
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So rwby volume nine opening was crazy. Hadn't watch the episode yet but...HOLY FUCK HES BACK???
#rwby#rwby volume 9#so much to unpack here#roman?? the torchwick?#baby preciousfunny man is back??#yes please?#neo also look really happy too which is a bit scary??#also neo's mom and dad too??? thats going to be terrifying as fuck but im here for it!#rwby thoughts#AHHHH????#ahhh i'm so excited#ahhh i missed him!!!
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When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute
#yes this is quite a petty thing to be annoyed by but ????? it tastes like coconut bro#i am all for unexpected flavor combos but just please give some thought to how they mesh together!#culinary adventures#my posts
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gem n joel the strongest duo (family) that you are
and of course. her
#geminitay#smallishbeans#gem#joel#gemjoel#gempearl#wild life smp#why are they just building gorgeous things while everyone around them dies#trafficblr#life series#eydidraws#my art#additional notes: i tried to give joel some racer pants#also very pleased i finally got to draw him with the two toe boot thing#everytime i see those kinds of shoes i think of joel for some reason#also fun fact joel is one of the first hermits i ever drew ! him and lizzie but they were a lot more . anime-y back then#but yes i wanted to give gem a more mechanic vibe and joel the more racer vibe#which is a bit ironic bec i think their roles currently as of session 2 is the opposite lol#mcyt
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things#full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes#because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner#'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is#at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all#please tell me you know that#or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy#being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'
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SWEATY AFTER A QUIDDITCH GAME, FRUSTRATED AND STORMING INTO YOUR DORM ROOM
YES? YES
#sign me tf up#yes please?#I’d thank the opposing team#make them lose every time yes yes#harry potter#fiction#slytherin#slytherin boys#benjamin wadsworth#mattheoxreader#mattheo riddle#mattheo riddle fanfiction#mattheoriddle#matteo riddle#mattheo riddle x you#mattheo riddle x reader#mattheo x y/n#marcus lopez arguello#mattheo smut
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#covid 19#coronavirus#news#science#please get vaccinated#please get the booster#please stay safe#covid is not over#covid is not a hoax#please look out for each other#covid--19#long covid#yes the covid vaccine is safe
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I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.
#please#he's a strange lil guy#I need more astarion weird vampire man moments#yes I know I'm basically describing a cat#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion#freakstarion
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I mean—it's them, right?
#dandadan#dan da dan#momo ayase#ken takakura#okarun#momokarun#dan da dan fanart#dandadan fanart#dandadan momo#dandadan ken#dandadan okarun#momo x okarun#okarun x momo#The way they have melted my brain#I've been reading the Manga nonstop. Finished half of it in the last two days.#somebody sedate me#Please#Anyway can we all agree that their dynamic is so precious??? Yes???#I love them so so so so so so so much#My sweet darling children#Okarun is just happy to be there#At least as happy as he can be in his yokai form tbh#He has two moods and they're “I'm so depressed” and “I love Momo❤️”#You go King#Do your thing
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I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.
You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?
Click on their name. And look at their profile.
I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.
"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.
"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.
Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.
Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.
Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.
I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.
Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.
#lincoln rants#I'm sorry but I'm at the end of my rope#I got a LOT of these comments on my Buddie Platonic Sugar Baby AU#acting like I was some new writer to the fandom#babes I've been here since the dawn of 2020 where the fuck have YOU been?#I am happy to answer questions! I love responding to reader comments!#but it is beyond frustrating to answer a question that if they'd literally just clicked on my author name#they would have gotten the answer to themselves#yes I have written more yes I am still writing yes I've been here longer than you have#and I don't mean that in a pulling rank/seniority way I just mean that in a could you please just CLICK ON MY NAME???#INSTEAD OF MAKING ASSUMPTIONS??? way#I'VE DONE MY TIME! FOUR AND A HALF YEARS! IN THE CIRCUS!#I'm sorry but sometimes I have to yell publicly a little#and I really do suspect this is people who are not on tumblr#so I am genuinely begging you#if you are on other social media platforms#PLEASE feel free to repeat what I have said#PLEASE I AM SO TIRED!!!
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I'm sorry but I'm obsessed with this.
My man is MAD looking at Viktor, frowning. And Viktor is looking at him but as soon as Jayce looks away he raises an eyebrow like BITCH WHY YOU MAD
Don't even get me started on how Viktor looks, like HOLY SHIT, while the light illuminates his fac- and the shado- and his eyes- I need to sit down.
#I'm sorry english is not my first language#This is my first Gif btw I made this shit because I can't stop thinking about this moment#YES IT HAS BEEN ALMOST A MONTH IM STILL STUCK IN THIS PLEASE#jayce talis#jayce x viktor#jayvik#arcane jayce#viktor arcane#arcane#arcane gifs#my gifs
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So rwby volume nine opening was crazy. Hadn't watch the episode yet but...HOLY FUCK HES BACK???
#rwby#rwby volume 9#so much to unpack here#roman?? the torchwick?#baby preciousfunny man is back??#yes please?#neo also look really happy too which is a bit scary??#also neo's mom and dad too??? thats going to be terrifying as fuck but im here for it!#rwby thoughts#AHHHH????#ahhh i'm so excited#ahhh i missed him!!!
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