#yes no one asked for this
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favourite unhhhh moments from this season thus far
“downton abbey’s been crrrawling with transsexuals since the industrial revolution”
“david silver ? fuckin’ a pussy.” “hope you like snatch, cunt, i’m coming back a woman !”
“i’m his wiiiife ….. cheryl ….. i’m heeere … his dying wish was a handjob in the hospital beddd ….”
“your mom’s fat ass at large”
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list of my fave ball players in chronological order of when I suddenly became inexplicably fascinated with them
JESS MCCREADY, LUPE GARCIA, AND ESTI GONZALEZ every single fictional Rockford Peach in the TV series 'A League of Their Own' + Max Chapman
Shohei Ohtani
Aaron Judge
Trea Turner
#mlb#a league of their own#jess mccready#lupe garcia#esti gonzalez#max chapman#shohei ohtani#aaron judge#trea turner#yes no one asked for this#no i will not explain#(or maybe i will later lmao)#(jokes i defs will explain it's my mo XD)#this was just in my head and i wanted the internet void to know lmaoooo#also i'm a grey-ace so trust me it is truly fascination with these folks lolol#(but admittedly all these folks are quite nice to look at so there's that too i guess XD)#day says hey#baseball#baseball with day
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pirates and their unconventional weddings (marines crashed it seven times)
#I just think they deserve a corny ass movie rock and roll wedding#yes nami officiates barbosa style#one piece#one piece fanart#luzo#zolu#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#luffy#zoro#my art#straw hat pirates#I GOT SO MANY ASKS TO PUT THIS ONE ON HERE GIKSKFKD YOU GUYS MOVE FAST. wish is my command
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because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.
you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.
you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.
don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.
if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.
you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:
how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!
aren't you happy yet?
#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail''#ah tumblr...#writeblr#warm up#idk . having trouble writing rn#ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum#i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for#i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" .....#no.... not really.....#idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography#like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days#furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing...#this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey.#idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me.#i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will#actually ever happen#ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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so i've been playing a game
#rdr2 spoilers#rdr2#before you ask yes im experiencing SO much emotiona damage (finished ch6 last night)#red dead redemption 2#fanart#art#dutch van der linde#arthur morgan#micah bell#i think this is one of the coolest things ive drawn recently i really tried to make the composition fun and interesting
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whaddya think of the mystery trio?
I LOVE!!!!!
#ALL ITERATIONS !!!!#kids mystery trio YES#YA mystery trio YESSS#OLD MAN MYSTERY TRIO!!!!!!!!#WHOO BABY!!!!!!#my art#ask#sorry I got slightly carried away with that one for no reason#gravity falls#mystery trio#stanford pines#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket
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I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#yuuji#megumi#deleted scene gege told me#god im not over 266 i will never ever ever be over 266#im so incredibly unwell abt them i cant believe this is the timeline we live in#itafushi friday....itafushi everyday.....#decided 2 forgo my usual miku and broke out the emo playlist fr this one . breaking my own heart :3#how many itfs embraces do i need to draw until i successfully manifest it in canon#gege i beg i plead pls let them H U G#they r so traumatized they r so touch starved pls hug pls contact pls Holds/Is Hold#anyway if megumi's height is inconsistent no it isn't <3 if he looks like 2 completely different ages no he doesnt <33#......kids r Hard guys gomen i tried my best#honestly it's probably not even that bad i think its the arm angle in the first one thts throwing me#i had to play around w it so much that i think im just tired of looking at it#megumi voice whatever !!!!!#thats not important the important thing is Itafushi Hug#and i do believe i met my quota in that regard#also yes my pen pressure Is still dying thank u fr asking but i did this fr them Anyway pls clap
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LINKTOBER DAY 22, SEABED INN
Nothing like ending the adventure with a weird dream and manifesting a new spooky ring! Link’s too tired to wake Zelda for this one.
(That zora is a strange one, choosing to live near the sky. Have you heard? Rumors have it she even took one of the last zonai as a student.
I heard she taught it healing arts!
I heard she let it near the Sky Princess.
Oh no!
Didn’t she know the Zonai are cursed? Nothing ever goes right with their magic. That’s why they were taken by the malice.)
Interested in more of this au? Check out this masterpost (it all started when Zelda didn’t time travel back in time)
Want to see wips and character faces without Rauru’s brainfog getting in the way? Mayhaps you should check out my patreon :0
#critdraws#lonks diary#familiar familiar au#botw#zelda#link#loz#legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#art#artists on tumblr#linktober#linktober 2024#totk#zora#botw zora#totk rauru#rauru#totk link#totk zelda#zora oc#water sage#sonia#loz comic#totk sonia#why yes that IS the water sage’s labratory thank you for asking#time was not kind to her or her home#rauru has mixed feelings about disappointing his mentor#jokes on him though. she could never#anyways yes sonia keeps the leaves fresh with her time magic and is enarmored since day one smh
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The last time I made something "official", it didn't work out. And I...I really, really, really, really want this to work out. So, I guess I'm a little scared. But we're not your last time. We're this time.
Quinta Brunson and Tyler James Williams as Janine Teagues and Gregory Eddie in Back to School (S04E01) Abbott Elementary (2021-present)
#janine x gregory#otp: it's a lot easier to say yes to things when you're the one asking#abbott elementary#abbott elementary spoilers#abbottelementaryedit#tvedit#the moving stuff thingy yeah#dailyflicks#nessa007#useraurore#userrlaura#useremsi#dixonscarol#tuserlauren#useralison#userrobin#janielook#uservalentina#userdanahscott#usergiu#userrin#userhella#userjessica#usersmblmn#tuserjen#usertina#usercamena#my beloveds!#they really are a couple now huh#i am so excited to see more of their relationship this season <3
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hello, sexiest man alive committee? yes I'd love to nominate Lou Wilson and Brian Murphy for attempting to speed-write an actual in-universe 300-word essay in 5 minutes of real time as Fabian and Riz posing as Fabian with complete earnest and a 120 percent commitment. both this effort and the incredibly smooth hand-off in the middle of it was maybe the most attractive thing i've ever seen a man do
yes it's a dungeons and dragons show. don't put me on hold. hello
#actually in love with these men in this moment#also murph being the only one to ask if talking is helping or not while lou is writing. i MEAN -#not even a quarter through this episode but my day has already been improved by a million percent#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#lou wilson#brian murphy#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#endless list of teenage crushes#<- yes i'm unearthing the old comphet tag for this what about it
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assorted brainrot from like 2 months ago
#danny phantom#everlasting trio#owari no seraph au#yes i know SHUT UP#do not ask me for specifics i dont even know#more things kei is responsible for enabling#zilly art#posting this at 2am hoping no one notices
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Behold, the European platonic ideal of a frog.
#frog#animals#wildlife#nature#amphibian#the fact that the literal bog-standard frog in Europe is commonly known as the 'edible frog' is also quite telling#I say European platonic ideal because this is NOT what the ideal frog looks like if you were to average all modern frogs out#for one that frog would almost certainly be brown#but also it would be MUCH smaller#and have probably much less webbed feet#Pelophylax#Pelophylax kl. esculentus#why yes my son does have sauropod gumboots thanks for asking
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he does in fact chirp
#adventure time#fionna and cake#prismo the wishmaster#Sīdus the Fallen star#scarab the god auditor#the carmine cavalier#prohibitedwish#this one goes out to the person who asked if he had other bug qualities#yes yes he does#shoutout to Sīdus being the mf to just randomly complement ppl#chasing stars au
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Apparently much-needed reminder that reposting artists' art (by saving the images or screenshotting them and reuploading them yourself) on other platforms without the artists' expressed permission and without credit is theft and an insult to their passion and craft. You are profiting (in views, in attention, in feedback) from someone else's work and ideas, who do not get that feedback for sharing their creation.
If you are an art reposter, you are a thief and I have no respect for you.
#learn basic internet etiquette i am begging but also holding a knife. yes i'm mad. more about others than myself.#do you know how many artists i have seen leave social media because their art started being reposted all over?#tip: way too fucking many#i've had many people tell me about people reposting my art on tiktok#no one ever asked to repost my art on tiktok. ever. they just save super fried bad crunchy jpegs of my art and repost them#they get 20k likes and don't even bother naming me#also a reason i started signing my name more legibly and why my blog web address is always there but apparently no one can even read that#a few people got an ok for translations on other platforms though#i'm going to be annoying with this post and reblog it a few times to try to catch the people who apparently need to be told#tiny skk adventures#nawy's comics#nawy's doodles#apparently those are reposters' favourites so here look at this
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🖤🐈⬛🖤
#this is for that one ask i've gotten last year about them getting a cat#see i told you i draw your art requests 🖤#yes it's a year later but i didn't forget u anon#art#bsd#skk#femskk#femzai#fem dazai#fem chuuya#soukouku#iztea draws#fanart#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#dazai#chuuya#dazai bsd#chuuya bsd#cats#hc
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