#yes kurloz is my favorite troll

[supd00dle]

about the last question from that guy, karkat is a character from homestuck and he's really similar to your take on organic metal, yeh it's a fun comic but it's really long :P

Thanks for the insight, but my little post was a jOkE ;o3 'twas referencing this specific panel.

bye

[ppppxseur]

characters that i believe are black

what are my qualifications you may ask? i'm black. thats it those are my qualifications

also if i see a single comment about "blackwashing" i will lose my SHIT, i swear to god

also theres no fandom order for this so good luck trying to figure out what's coming next

MINA ASHIDO (MY HERO ACADEMIA)

she breakdances, she's spunky, she's energetic. she's deffo one of those black girls who wears cookie monster pajama pants to school and adopts shy kids cuz she doesn't have that type of shame

like... need i make myself clear enough?

also she definitely has some sort of vitiligo

IZUKU MIDORIYA (MY HERO ACADEMIA)

i mean... he has no father. horikoshi practically screamed in my face that this kid is black as fuck.

he deffo cant cook tho, which i like to think is something that bakugou teases him relentlessly for

also this boy is tenderheaded as fuck and cries when mina does his hair

LUCINDA (APHMAU MCD/MYSTREET)

LOOK AT HER. look me in the eyes and tell me RIGHT now that that is not an albino black woman

you cant, im simply correct on everything

god i miss my girl. lucinda you deserve the world and you deserve all of the screentime and i cannot believe that bitch aaron SNATCHED the screentime that was rightfully yours

THE STRILONDES (HOMESTUCK)

"but do you mean all of-" YES. ALL OF THEM. they are all black and they are all jewish hussie told me so himself, argue with the GODDAMN wall.

ARADIA / DAMARA MEGIDO (HOMESTUCK)

my favorite weird girl <3

"but the megidos are asi-" WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE. SHUT UP.

first of all the fact that damara's typing quirk was just Straight Up Japanese (and not even GOOD japanese either) is NOT the best fucking look if you want to potray another race. but also people can be biracial that is a thing and i hc the megidos as being blasian.

there is everyone happy? good now lets keep going

NEPETA / MEULIN LEIJON (HOMESTUCK)

(my second favorite weird girl)

(my THIRD favorite weird girl)

i dunno. theyre my faves. i love them. therefore they are black. i feel like i dont need much explanation other than that

KARKAT / KANKRI VANTAS (HOMESTUCK)

ugh. the thing that sucks about ones with family (or... i guess in the trolls case, the closest thing of "family" you can get) is that you have to make them all the same race or otherwise you have to explain the weird shit

kankri is lightskinned and uses his white passing privilege for evil.

also before you even THINK about trying to pass off white vantas: LOOK at their fucking storyline. just LOOK at it.

(before i move on from homestuck, i just wanna mention a quick side note: i didnt include gamzee or kurloz for one Very Obvious reason and thats the fact that, just like damara and her incredibly broken and bad Japanese as hussie's horrendous attempts to include other races in homestuck, i simply believe that the notion of all purple bloods being naturally incredibly violent is Not A Good Look. especially adding in that the only reason why gamzee is pacified is because he's doing the troll equivalent of hard drugs. and you can make an argument because... well.. what about kurloz? and to that my response would be WHAT ABOUT HIM? because i dont remember dick diddly and SQUAT about him and i dont really care.

so yeah i didnt include the makaras because while i do believe they are black i dont believe theyre the best representation because the only reason why people think that is because of the incredibly racist undertones of it)

ANYWAY i'm doing ONE more because this thread is already so goddamn long

POPPY AND VIVA (TROLLS)

the silliest girls possibly in the entire universe. i think they're black and hispanic mixed (im thinking maybe dominican or cuban)

ANYWAY! end of this long ass fucking thread. i cant believe my first fucking post on this account was this monster of a thread

anyway, follow me if you like any of these fandoms ig

[airprime7]

A full response. If there's anything you want me to elaborate on, send an ask with the number!

When did you first get into Homestuck?

Late 2021

How quickly did you finish reading the comic?

It took me several months.

How many times have you read HS?

Once in full, and everything else in parts at least once.

Ever made your own chumhandle?

Yes. genericCryptographer

Ever made a trollsona?

Yes, Altair Tascii

Ever made a kidsona?

No

Ever cosplayed a HS character?

Not properly.

Ever bought HS merch?

Yes.

Ever made an MSPFA?

Yes, with more on the way.

Ever drank Faygo?

No. I don't even know where to get any.

Favorite Alpha kid?

Roxy

Favorite Alpha troll?

Mituna

Favorite Alpha character overall?

Roxy

Least favorite Alpha kid?

Jane. She gets misused by the story, and misrepresented by the fandom.

Least favorite Alpha troll?

Kurloz

Least favorite Alpha character overall?

Kurloz

Favorite Beta kid?

Rose, but it's a close call.

Favorite Beta troll?

Kanaya currently.

Favorite Beta character overall?

Kanaya

Least favorite Beta kid?

Jade, but by no means is this dislike

Least favorite Beta troll?

Feferi

Least favorite Beta character overall?

Feferi

Favorite guardian?

Mom Lalonde (pre-Scratch Roxy)

Least favorite guardian?

Bro is at least interesting. Grandma gets only 2 panels.

Favorite Alternian ancestor?

The Ψiioniic.

Least favorite Alternian ancestor?

Dualscar

Favorite carapacian?

Now see this is hard. AR from Exile Town, CD in the Midnight Crew. I cannot compare them, though. I also like DD, SS, and WV a lot.

Least favorite carapacian?

BK. Fucker does nothing.

Favorite Friendsim character?

I have not played Friendsim, but I like Chixie

Least favorite Friendsim character?

Zebruh

Favorite sprite?

Davesprite my beloved.

Least favorite sprite?

Tavrisprite

Favorite pale ship?

Erikar

Favorite pitch ship?

Erisol

Favorite flushed ship?

Rosemary (with additional girlfriends if possible)

Favorite ashen ship?

Don't have one

Favorite vacillating ship?

Vrisrezi

OTP?

Vrisrezi

NOTP?

Tavris

BROTP?

Unsure. Karkat and Kanaya? Dave and Jade?

Character you’d choose to be your moirail?

Well, here's where it gets tricky, since these questions depend on who's fronting. I'll give mine, but feel free to ask anyone else theirs. Vriska

Character you’d choose to be your kismesis?

Also Vriska, or Jasprose.

Character you’d choose to be your matesprit?

Kanaya, with June a close second.

Character you’d choose to be your auspistice?

Kanaya

Character you’d vacillate quadrants with?

Vriska, <>/<3<

Character you’d be best friends with?

June

Patron troll? Are you happy with them?

Tavros, and not particularly.

Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them?

Terezi. Yes

One character you didn’t like at first, but like now?

Vriska.

One character you liked at first, but don’t like now?

Tavros

One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now?

Junerezi

One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now?

Daverezi

Alpha kids or Beta kids?

Betas

Alpha trolls or Beta trolls?

Betas

Beforus or Alternia?

Depends on the question. Probably Alternia

Derse or Prospit?

Derse, mostly. Technically Dual-Dreamer

The Felt or The Midnight Crew?

MC, but it's close.

Grimdark or Crocker Tier?

Grimdark, obviously

Red team or blue team?

This is just the Prospit or Derse question again.

Meat or candy?

Meat Epilogue, but I prefer the Candy side of HS:BC.

Trolls, humans, carapaces, or cherubs?

Trolls, but once again close.

Have you played Hiveswap? Do you like it?

No, but from what I've seen yes.

Have you played Friendsim? Do you like it?

No, maybe.

Have you played Pesterquest? Do you like it?

No, maybe.

Have you read the Epilogues? Do you like them?

Yes. I like some parts but really dislike others

Have you read HS2? Do you like it?

It's called "Beyond Canon" now, and yes.

Have you read SBAHJ? Do you like it?

Yes. Can one really "like" SBAHJ? Or "dislike" it, for that matter.

Classpect you identify with currently?

Collectively Mage of Light, myself Seer of Light of course.

Classpects you’ve identified with before?

None collectively.

Do you like your God Tier outfit?

I prefer others to the Mage one, but it's nice.

Ship headcanons?

Too many, ask a specific one.

Character headcanons?

Too many, ask a specific one.

Meteor trip headcanons?

Not many, but I could think it over.

Earth C headcanons?

I have some preferred timelines, yes.

Do you like bloodswaps? Do you have a favorite?

Not really my thing, but they're not really bad. Although I do technically have a Bloodswap AU I just haven't written, ask me about it.

Do you like kidswaps? Do you have a favorite?

Same as above. They can be good, although I have... issues with an existing one. We have a single-swap AU we can talk about though.

Do you like speciesswaps? Do you have a favorite?

Interesting concept, never really seen it perfected though. Once again, we have one. Ask us.

Do you use quadrants IRL?

Tried to, though mostly internally or with people online.

Do you like celebrating 4/13?

Yes.

Do you use Pesterchum, MxRP, CheRP, or other HSRP platforms?

Tried it once. Not my thing, I prefer Discord settings.

Favorite Homestuck act?

Act 5

Favorite Homestuck moment?

Hard to choose. Ask us in more detail.

Favorite Homestuck panel?

Once again.

Favorite Homestuck flash?

Same as above.

Favorite Homestuck soundtrack?

Hard to choose. Ask my favourite songs.

Favorite Broadway Homestuck song?

I don't know them

Favorite Homestuck fansong?

You Can't Fight The Homestuck

Favorite Homestuck fics?

There are many. Early June is a favourite, although I'm not caught up.

Favorite Homestuck fanartists?

Meraki Sunset. Probably others I can't think of.

Favorite Homestuck AU? Demonstuck, Kingdomstuck, etc.?

Crow Strider AU

Favorite hemocaste?

Gold, canonically

Favorite typing quirk?

:33 < mine!!!

Favorite MSPFA?

CSAU again.

What would your strife specibus be?

Altair's is Keyboardkind. Likely actually Penkind, or something longer.

What would your planet be?

Altair's is the Land of [What, you just think I'm going to spoil Roguebent?]

What would your lusus be?

Large fluffy cat shaped like.... well ask me and I'll post a picture of it.

What caste do you feel you’d belong to, regardless of your zodiac?

Teal

What characters do you relate most to?

Well... I um. Pre-plurality we said Roxy and Sollux. Those were the first to introject, so...

One unpopular HS opinion you have?

I'm not really sure what's that unpopular or not? Act 6 Acts 1-5 weren't that bad, and neither was [S] Collide.

One popular HS opinion you agree with?

Spades Slick was robbed, he should have survived and Bec Noir should have died. That said, Dave killing both Jacks and Dirk was a great ending to both of the Striders' arcs.

100 Homestuck asks!

Remember it’s good etiquette to send an ask to the person you’re reblogging from!

When did you first get into Homestuck?

How quickly did you finish reading the comic?

How many times have you read HS?

Ever made your own chumhandle?

Ever made a trollsona?

Ever made a kidsona?

Ever cosplayed a HS character?

Ever bought HS merch?

Ever made an MSPFA?

Ever drank Faygo?

Favorite Alpha kid?

Favorite Alpha troll?

Favorite Alpha character overall?

Least favorite Alpha kid?

Least favorite Alpha troll?

Least favorite Alpha character overall?

Favorite Beta kid?

Favorite Beta troll?

Favorite Beta character overall?

Least favorite Beta kid?

Least favorite Beta troll?

Least favorite Beta character overall?

Favorite guardian?

Least favorite guardian?

Favorite Alternian ancestor?

Least favorite Alternian ancestor?

Favorite carapacian?

Least favorite carapacian?

Favorite Friendsim character?

Least favorite Friendsim character?

Favorite sprite?

Least favorite sprite?

Favorite pale ship?

Favorite pitch ship?

Favorite flushed ship?

Favorite ashen ship?

Favorite vacillating ship?

OTP?

NOTP?

BROTP?

Character you’d choose to be your moirail?

Character you’d choose to be your kismesis?

Character you’d choose to be your matesprit?

Character you’d choose to be your auspistice?

Character you’d vacillate quadrants with?

Character you’d be best friends with?

Patron troll? Are you happy with them?

Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them?

One character you didn’t like at first, but like now?

One character you liked at first, but don’t like now?

One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now?

One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now?

Alpha kids or Beta kids?

Alpha trolls or Beta trolls?

Beforus or Alternia?

Derse or Prospit?

The Felt or The Midnight Crew?

Grimdark or Crocker Tier?

Red team or blue team?

Meat or candy?

Trolls, humans, carapaces, or cherubs?

Have you played Hiveswap? Do you like it?

Have you played Friendsim? Do you like it?

Have you played Pesterquest? Do you like it?

Have you read the Epilogues? Do you like them?

Have you read HS2? Do you like it?

Have you read SBAHJ? Do you like it?

Classpect you identify with currently?

Classpects you’ve identified with before?

Do you like your God Tier outfit?

Ship headcanons?

Character headcanons?

Meteor trip headcanons?

Earth C headcanons?

Do you like bloodswaps? Do you have a favorite?

Do you like kidswaps? Do you have a favorite?

Do you like speciesswaps? Do you have a favorite?

Do you use quadrants IRL?

Do you like celebrating 4/13?

Do you use Pesterchum, MxRP, CheRP, or other HSRP platforms?

Favorite Homestuck act?

Favorite Homestuck moment?

Favorite Homestuck panel?

Favorite Homestuck flash?

Favorite Homestuck soundtrack?

Favorite Broadway Homestuck song?

Favorite Homestuck fansong?

Favorite Homestuck fics?

Favorite Homestuck fanartists?

Favorite Homestuck AU? Demonstuck, Kingdomstuck, etc.?

Favorite hemocaste?

Favorite typing quirk?

Favorite MSPFA?

What would your strife specibus be?

What would your planet be?

What would your lusus be?

What caste do you feel you’d belong to, regardless of your zodiac?

What characters do you relate most to?

One unpopular HS opinion you have?

One popular HS opinion you agree with?

[lavender-teardroplettes]

Will you do a list of all (yes all) the homestuck characters from favorite to least favorite?

Haha homestuck anon and I just meant the beta, alpha, ancestor trolls and the humans :)

Oh thank goodness / u \ I was afraid you meant EVERY character lol. Hmm in order of most to least favorites:

Mituna

Nepeta

Sollux

Psiionic

Dave/Dirk (they're about equal to me and made me smile so hard while playing pesterquest)

Equius

Karkat

Meulin

John

Kanaya

Rose

Jade

Aradia

Roxy

Terezi

Virska

GBH

Cronus

Signless

The Disciple

Dolorosa

Porrim

Kankri

Tavros

Gamzee

The Summoner

Damara

Horuss

Aranea

Latula

Kurloz

Mindfang

Dualscar

Redglare

Meenah

Eridan

Rufioh

Darkleer

Handmaid

Jane

HIC

Feferi

Jake

.....[squinting] did I get them all?

Honorary mention to The Mayor/Wayward Vagabond and the Parcel Mistress though they were definitely two of my favorite side characters.

...I mentioned before that I really didn't like Jake, right? ovo

[nekropsii]

Mituna Captor and Meulin Lejion?

MITUNA CAPTOR

Sexuality HC: Not much of a hot take here, but I see him as bisexual!

Favorite Ship(s): In the context of canon? MITULA. ALL THE WAY. That man DESERVES it. In the context of Sovereignstuck? Unreal Heir. That one’s between him and Retris Morage, my fantroll. I have got to post about it sometime!

BROTP: Hot take! I think he’s very close friends with Rufioh and Meulin! Bonus: In Sovereignstuck, his moirail is Latula! Do not separate them.

NOTP: CroTuna. In any quadrant at all. Yes, including Black Just... No. Absolutely fucking not. That wasn’t Blackrom, that was abuse. Huge difference.

Happy HC: I like to think that when he’s happy, he makes a buzzing sound. Like a bee! You can’t go wrong with a good ol’ trolls purring headcanon. Also, whenever he’s feeling particularly affectionate, his psionics spark a little and make heart shapes. He has no control over that. He is incredibly bad at hiding his feelings.

Angsty HC: Abandonment issues. Really, really bad abandonment issues. Like, breakdown level. He gets nightmares about it sometimes, but his grasp of reality isn’t all that great, especially when he’s freaked out or emotional, and he tends to think it actually happened.

Random HC: His favorite book in Sovereignstuck is Neuromancer! HUGE Cyberpunk fan.

General Opinion: He’s my favorite! I love my weirdo Cassandra parallel dearly. I think he’s got a lot of potential to be a nuanced, intricate character if you simply work to understand him. Which I have done for the fanventure. Thoroughly. I’m in charge of writing him. >:)

MEULIN LEIJON

Sexuality HC: Now, this one’s a doozy. I, personally, see Meulin as functionally AroAce, or at least somewhere on that spectrum. I think she likes the idea of relationships a lot, but isn’t very compatible with them in practice.

Favorite Ship(s): Romantically? None, really!

BROTP: [In the same time as Shrimp Heaven Now] Damara! Friendship! Now!!!

NOTP: I’m sorry but whatever her and Kurloz had going on was not healthy. I find it interesting narratively, don’t get me wrong! But I cannot in good faith say I ship them.

Happy HC: Her so-called overexcitement is because she has autism! She’s got a lot of love in her heart for her interests, and she’s extremely passionate about them. She writes a lot of fanfics for the media she consumes, and her fanfiction accounts for them are actually really popular! She’s a very good writer!!

Angsty HC: The fact that several of her fellow session members- people she calls friends- didn’t even try to learn Sign to help accommodate to her Deafness actually really makes her upset. The fact that she still has to communicate mostly verbally really frustrates her. It makes her get a little snappy sometimes, and she often winds up saying things she regrets later. A friendship or two was broken because of it. (She is fully in the right for snapping, though.)

Random HC: Secretly into horror and thrillers! She doesn’t only consume popular media and romances!! She loves to have some variety in her diet with the content she indulges in. It keeps her from getting bored! I will say, though, she is SUPER into Hannibal.

General Opinion: I love her. So much. You have no idea. Meulin actually meant a LOT to me when I was younger! I hadn’t seen any form of representation for the deaf/hard of hearing before, so it made me REALLY happy. I actually named my cat after her, lol!!!! She’s super underappreciated, honestly. She’s FUNNY.

[pinktatertots99]

6, 13, 15 for homestuck asks?

hells to the ye

“Homestuck Isn’t Dead” Tag

6. God Tier? uhhh if we mean wha mine is i’m a slyph of mind. if we mean wha my favorites are i like the seer of blood...totally not because i find the outfit hot or anything...ok ok i actually like the breath class it seems nice.

13. Favorite character? well gee twist my arm lmao. god i guess...hhhh damnit maybe uhhh fuck it i’ll go in order: beta timeline: jade, alpha timeline: roxy, beta trolls: feferi, alpha trolls: latula, carapacions: ms paint, elder trolls: the summoner, parental figure: dad eggbert/crocker, and cheerubs: calliope.

15. OTP? ...actually, fuck it i’mma do all the ones i got so far for each character lets a go under cut cause long:

john x dirk, roxy, rose, dave, vriska, karkat, nepeta

dave x john, jade, nepeta, jane, karkat, terezi

rose x kanaya, john, eridan,

jade x feferi, nepeta, karkat, dave, tavros, eridan, meulin, cronus, kankri (dun ask me how lmao)

jane x .roxy, dave, ..gamzee...dunno how this happened either

roxy x calliope, john, rufioh (dunno how this happened either)

dirk x john, jake, 

jake x dirk, dave, calliope (their convo was cute), aradia, aranea (i’ll die on the ghost ship), rufioh (as a joke mostly lol), 

aradia x sollux, jake

damara x ..uhhh...uhhhh....iiii’ll come back to her someday..maybe.

tavros x jade, gamzee

rufioh x jake, kurloz, cronus, 

sollux x aradia, eridan, feferi, karkat, dave, john, roxy

mituna x latula

karkat x john, jade, dave, cronus, sollux, eridan, gamzee

kankri x cronus (so obvious lmao), jade, porrim

nepeta x jade, dave, eridan (i blame the fanart i found), john

meulin x kurloz

kanaya x rose

porrim x kankri, cronus

terezi x vriska, dave, 

latula x mituna

vriska x john, terezi,

aranea x jake, meenah

equius x dirk, eridan (also blame fanart for this)

horrus x .......i’ll come back to him someday too...maybe.

gamzee x tavros, jane, karkat

kurloz x meulin, rufioh

eridan x sollux, feferi, rose, jade, nepeta, equius

cronus x kankri, jade, rufioh, porrim

feferi x sollux, eridan, jade, 

meenah x aranea, 

calliope x roxy, jake,

and summoner x mindfang, PM x wayward vagerbond, ms paint x jack noir (the doggy one), and dad x rose’s mom (NOT dad/roxy that’s hella gross.) not doing the sprites i dun really have any ships involving em

[sleepy-crypt1d]

Thanks for responding to me. I would love to give you more stuff to speak of for I have been hyperfixating on Homestuck for 4 years. But never finished due to my ADHD. So I’d like to hear from someone who’s just as passionate as me. What are your thoughts, opinions, and headcanons on the Dancestors? Who’s your favorite? Who was written poorly? Who was written the best? Who do you think is overrated and Underrated? and If there was an official story about the Alpha trolls game would you read it?

You don’t have to thank me! I love talking about Homestuck, especially since I just got into it recently and no one I personally know has read it, it’s sucked not having someone to talk about it with. With the Dancestors, I don’t have many headcanons but I definitely have some strong opinions about how they’ve been treated.

Favorite Dancestor? Probably Rufioh, I know he isn’t a favorite among the fandom but I don’t really think that’s fair?? Just like Tavros, he was majorly misread by the fandom. Anyone who thinks that Rufioh is an awful person, I encourage you to go read his wiki and reread the section that he’s in, it may change your mind. At least I know it changed mine. At first I definitely felt the same as a lot of people and thought that Rufioh wasn’t a good person and felt bad for Damara, but after rereading their interactions and reading through his wiki page?? I feel more bad for him than Damara, lemme explain. Most people hate Rufioh because he cheated on Damara, it’s the same reason why a lot of people don’t like Horuss, but you have to look at why he cheated. On surface level, yeah, he looks like a prick, but she was abusing him? If you remember, Damara was the one to paralyze Rufioh, and it happened while they were together. From what Rufioh says, it seems like the reason this happened was because Damara was jealous of someone flirting with Rufioh, or even Rufioh flirting with someone else, so she paralyzed him. And even after they broke up, she continued to torment him?? And it’s treated like a joke in canon and by the fandom but like?? What the hell, right?? She even takes Tinkerbull away from him and locks him in a box, which is even more messed up when you realize, based off what Rufioh says, that Tinkerbull is a major comfort for him and that if he’s away from his Lusus for too long, he has panic attacks. This is something that Damara would know. I’m not trying to say that him cheating on her was justified, but once you actually look at what their relationship was like, it starts to make sense why he did it? I feel the same about him and Horuss’ relationship, I don’t really think it’s healthy? Also, you have to remind yourself that Horuss, Damara, and Rufioh all grew up together as part of the Lost Weeaboos, he probably doesn’t love them in a romantic way, but convinced himself that he did, and when the relationships went on longer and longer, he slowly realized that he didn’t actually love them the way he thought he did, which might also be why he openly flirts with an Aradiabot while still together with Horuss, his romantic thoughts and feelings are all jumbled and he just, doesn’t really know what he’s doing. But who knows, maybe I’m just biased because of my love for Tavros, honestly I just have a lot of love for the Nitrams, they get overlooked a lot :((

The most poorly written Dancestor? I actually don’t really know? I’d probably say either Cronus or Mituna, I love their characters but something about their dialogue is just, kinda choppy to me? Like they’re trying to get their personality down to a T just by one simple conversation, that may be the reason why the fandom dislikes them so much, simply because we only got to see one aspect of their characters and didn’t really get to see the depth of what they had to offer. But I also absolutely love Mituna and Latula’s relationship, that’s god tier stuff right there. I’m pretty sure Mituna is the only character with stable quadrants too? Would have loved to have seen him and Kurloz to properly interact though :// Would have also killed to see Cronus interact with someone who didn’t hate him, the Amporas are. . .interesting, huh?

Who was Written the best? I’d put my bet on Meenah, though that’s probably just because she’s around the longest and has the most character development. Something that I do really enjoy about Meenah is that she knows she isn’t a good person, unlike some certain blue-blood we all know and love. She’s an actually morally grey character, unlike what the fandom thinks morally grey means, while yes she was the one who got the other Dancestors killed, she did it so that they wouldn’t have to leave each other. And while yes, she did abandon Doomed!Vriska, she regretted it and acknowledged that she was a bad person and that it was a horrible thing to do. She does bad things with good intentions, and she knows that they’re bad.

Underrated and Overrated? Personally, I think Damara is overrated? There just isn’t much to her character other than, ‘oh, shes angry and her boyfriend cheated on her’, something about her just didn’t click with me, I guess. And with an underrated character, once again, I’d have to say Rufioh. The Nitrams seem to get overlooked a lot in the fandom?? They always talk about how important the Signless is and the importance of their mutations and the revolution against the Grand Highblood, but they never mention The Summoner?? He continued the rebellion after the Signless died, he owned Redglare’s dragon, he was also a mutant who was outcast from society and he, ya know, led an army?? They talk so much about how important the Troll ancestry is and how Karkat has to grow up in the Signless’ footsteps but Tavros and Rufioh don’t get the same treatment?

If there was an official story about the Alpha troll session, would I read it? Absolutely. The Dancestors did not get enough screen time for us to get a super accurate read on their characters, they also have a lot of missed potential! I would love to see the Dancestors as fully fleshed out characters, as well as seeing what happened in their session because it. . .doesn’t look pretty whatever happened. We could also learn more about what happened to Mituna, which would be really cool!

Sorry this reply is so long! Geez, I didn’t even think about that, I just have a lot to say ^^” I hope this answered your questions, though! And feel free to ask me any other HS questions you have, I’m always here to talk!

[hannah-the-red-head]

I Can’t believe I’m doing this.... Pt. 2

Here’s part two... and behold....

Full Name: Hananoa Esshlee (Pronouced S(The letter)-She-Lee) (Alternian Incarnation of Hannah Elides)

Timeline: Alternate Alpha Timelines (A Timeline where the Beforus Trolls (Kankri and others) took the place of the Alternian Twelve (Karkat and company)

Age: 7.8 sweeps old

Blood Caste: Limeblood

Symbol: Sign of Camini

Strife Specibus: Bladekind (Odachi and Glaive), Wirekind (Garrote Wire)

Mutation: Yes | If Yes, what: Wings

Relationships: Meenah Peixes (Moirail), Meulin Leijion (Moirail), Cronus Ampora (Matesprit), Kurloz Makara (Moirail), Horuss Zahhak (Onesided Red Feelings= Hana had developed flushed feeling for Horuss in the past/Moirail), Damara Megido (Kismesis (Onesided= Damara hates Hananoa for some unknown reason), Porrim Maryam (Motherly Moirallegiance), Kankri Vantas (Brotherly Moirallegiance), Roxy LaLonde (Moirail), Jane Crocker (Moirail)

God-Tier: Slyph of Heart (Passive) (Hananoa can heal and mend the relationships of others around her, at the expense of her own relationships (Cronus however refuses to give up on their Matespritship as he admitted that she was the one to give him his hope back. And her Moirail also refuse to end their Moirallegiances with her, strangely the only one effected was Damara, who ended their Kismesiship after Hana healed her broken heart after Rufioh broke up with her.) she can also heal a target’s broken or severed soul based abilities. For instance, repairing Horuss’ Page God tier powers after he lost them in a fight against Damara.) (In short, Hananoa can fix and heal a person’s bonds with others or themselves, restoring a more healthier version of themselves, and fixing their broken god tier abilities.)

One of the very few Limebloods left in existence in her timeline, Hananoa Esshlee or “Hana” by her Matesprit, Cronus and by her friends, is the thirteenth member of the Beforus trolls that aid Dirk and the other three humans during an alternate Alpha timeline. Aranea explains that much like Rufioh, Hananoa was born with her wings, that and the fact she was a limeblood by birth led to her becoming outcasted by society and left alone in the wilderness until Horuss found her and took her in. 

In the sweeps that followed, Hana developed flushed feeling for Horuss while she helped him build robots, but her feelings weren’t reciprocated when Horuss became Matesprits with Rufioh, and instead she became his Moirail despite wanting to be more with him. (This changes in the current Beta Timeline, where Equius, Horuss’ beta counterpart did accept Hannah’s flushed feelings, Hananoa’s reincarnation.)

Hananoa continued to be a wonderful Moirail for Horuss until he introduced her to the other Trolls... and to Cronus. Both Hananoa and Cronus instantly clicked with on another and decided to become Matesprits after two sweeps of trial based dating, the girl immediately developing red feeling for the Ampora when he called her wings, a part of her she was ashamed of, beautiful.

The day that Hananoa went god tier was a moment that sealed her fate as someone who went against the universe and on her own path.

And what sealed it was that Hana was intended to have a Doom Aspect, much like Mituna, but either from some slip in the universe or the fact that Hananoa worked tirelessly to help others, Hananoa was given the Heart Aspect. Strangely, Aranea theorized that Hananoa’s very outgoing and social life is unlike her later reincarnation Hannah, her happy go lucky and emotionally out there attitude towards life has led to the young troll gaining a loving Matesprit, many healthy Moirailships and, unfortunately one Kismesis’ (which Damara dissolves after Hana used her newfound Slyph of Heart powers to mend her broken heart back to it’s original more confident state, allowing Damara to take a more deep look at her past actions and reinvent herself).

Sadly, her journey came to a tragic end when she was stabbed through the heart by a Grimdark possessed Dirk (who went on to become Ultimate Dirk in that timeline) after she turned him down on the offer of becoming his Matesprit. 

Hananoa then ceased to exist in that failed timeline, unable to join Cronus and the other trolls in Meenah’s created safe haven in the dream bubbles. Her soul and very essence going onto another timeline where she was reborn as current Beta Timeline Hannah Elides (In story current).

Loves: Scarves, flying, Cronus (seriously those two are crazy about each other), human monster movies, Mac and cheese, Feelings Jams, being there for her friends, helping others, healing others, Spending time with Meulin and Kurloz, listening to Cronus’ music, trying out new clothes and ice cream

Hates: Liars, bullies, Kankri’s lectures, the dark, seeing her friends sad, seeing her friends hurt, Doritos (after eating a bad batch), and brain freezes

Things to Know:

1. Hana and Cronus’ Matespritship is actually like the Matespritship between Latula and Mituna, the pair bringing out the best in each other and providing comfort to one another if they needed it. Their favorite pastimes are cuddling and taking midnight walks together.

2. Hananoa had a nervous tick, whenever she became nervous or visibly shaken, her wings would twitch and flutter violently while her hair stood on end (the Studio Ghibli hair thing). Cronus claims that it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen and is an easy way for him to know when to be by her side.

3. When Dirk, Jane, Jake and Roxy introduced human culture to the trolls, Hana and Cronus both enjoyed watching the Smokey and the Bandit trilogy, Star Wars and the Princess Bride the most. Alone Hananoa enjoyed the Universal Monster movies, and Stephen King’s The Mist.

4. Hananoa’s Lusus was revealed to be a Furred Elephant named Al Pachinko whom she loved to explore newfound areas while living in the wild together. Pachinko was always shown to actually love Hana as his own deeply enough to where he was willing to stomp on other trolls that got too close to his charge. Al Pachinko was the one who gifted her treasured green ribbon that she wears constantly in her hair.

Whew, I am so glad that I got this off my chest, and I feel really proud of it. I hope you do too, I will possibly do so fanart for these two in the distant future so stayed tuned to my art blog @hannah-draws-for-fun!!

Love you guys!

@hannah-the-red-head​

P.s. I also hope you guys understand that I tried to make this as less crazy as it sounds....

[a-very-strange-girl]

Who are your fave Homestuck characters? Least favorite?

Oh!! Ohhhhh!! Time for a Special Interest Dump!!

My favorite Homestuck characters would have to be All of the Human kids. Yes, all of them. Especially Jake and Dirk. As for the Beta Trolls, all but Eridan. I REALLY love Aradia and Tavros. My favorite Dancestors are Mituna, Kankri, Kurloz, and Meulin. Also I adore The Mayor and Serenity.

My least favorite Homestuck characters are Eridan, Cronus, Doc Scratch, Lord English, and Caliborn. I absolutely DESPISE Doc Scratch. He’s just....... such a creep.

Thanks for the ask!! As you can see, I ADORE talking about my special interests.

[eldritchtheorist]

opinions about your timeline mates?

Well, that truly depends on which timeline mates. Obviously.

John, Dave, and Jade are the three I have known for many many years, having met all of them when I was thirteen. Dave is my Ecto-sibling, and though he can be a dumbass he is also very capable and I trust his judgement. John is a close friend, as is Jade, I trust the both of them and care deeply for them. They both have varying views on humor but I enjoy both a great deal.

Roxy is my, hm, sister mother? Another case of Ectobiology. I admit she makes me, anxious. There is a wave of unease that usually lays itself over me when I talk to her because she reminds me of my mother, having sharing many similarities. But for what it's worth I enjoy talking with her when my mood agrees with me. As for Dirk, he reminds me of myself, for better of for worse. When we have talked I would enjoy it, and his brain clone, Hal, is also very pleasant to speak and joke with. They both are very different but very much the same.

(Rose does not know Jake or Jane)

As for the trolls... Hm.

Aradia is someone I hold very dear and care for. Damara I am unsure of, I have not truly talked to her seeing as we seem to be awake at opposite times.

(Rose does not know Tavros or Rufioh)

Sollux is an interesting character, though his self-deprication does get old, he isn't necessarily all bad I suppose. Though I wouldn't go out of my way to do anything for him. Mituna is, hmmm. He sure is Mituna.

I only just met Nepeta I suppose, I have not talked to her so I don't necessarily care. Meulin is another troll who I hold very dearly. I care for her a great deal.

Kanaya is an interesting troll, I want to get to know her better, alas I know I am going about it wrong. I feel bad for upsetting her.

(Rose does not know Porrim)

Terezi has been a friend for a few years, I met her through Dave and her morbid humor went along with mine well. I enjoyed her company. Latula is another troll I met through Dave, our relationship has been professional, but I trust her. She hasn't given me reasom to distrust her and she is a dedicated worker despite her carefree attitude (though she tends to keep to a professional air when working which I appreciate).

Vriska is a pain in the ass, yes she has been a help and I appreciate the fact that she has saved my life - but she knows just the right buttons to push that pisses me off, and frankly I have entertained the idea of punching her in the face.

(Rose does not know Aranea)

I hold no strong opinions for Equius, he and Dirk seemed to get along so he has that going for him. Otherwise I don't really care I suppose.

(Rose does not know Horuss)

Gamzee is okay I suppose. He and Aradia are together so I have seen him around. He could do with proper teachings though, he's rather gullible. Kurloz is a strong man and even I can see that, I am glad that he makes Meulim happy, but I am still a bit on edge about him.

I knew Eridan when he was still in training and frankly he was my favorite person to antagonize at the time. He's a pompous asshole who acts like he doesn't have a heart, or tries to hard to act like he has a heart. Cronus can die for all I care.

Feferi is very bubbly, a energetic personality that I am not really used too, but seeing as I will be working with her on some projects, I will have to get used to it. As for Meenah, I'm not sure. She seems like the sterotypical punk girl who's against the system.

[pipsternation]

Every single number.

1. Do you have a chum handle? What does it mean?-Yeah, it’s ComicbookDemigod, pester me. it was a combo of my fav shit at the time, the Percy Jackson series and DC/Marvel comics.2. Is your username homestuck related/have you had one hs related?-Noooooppeeee3. Do you call your s/o a matesprit?-No4. Do you call your best friend your moirail?-My friend Alison who got my into Homestuck has been my Moirail since the beginning, and 4 years later it’s immortalized in our yearbooks.5. Are you “kin” with any characters or commonly called a character?-No and I really don’t understand kins. What are they?????6. God Tier?-Mage of breath 7. Do you make HS fan art?-I have8. Do you make hs fanfiction?- Yeah... it’s bad9. Do you roleplay homestuck? where and how often?-Currently Rp Kurloz on a discord server with a bunch of awesome and chill peeps.10. Do you cosplay homestuck characters? Who and where?-I cosplayed Nepeta at Katoricon 201611. Are you apart of ask blogs?-No12. Are you in any homestuck groups?-Bnha hs au rp group13. Favorite character?-Hahaha... I’m gonna say Dirk for he is my least problematic fav somehow!14. Least favorite character?-I don’t really hate any, but I, pretty meh about Fef 15. OTP?-Davekat16. NOTP?-None..? I don’t obsess over hating ships so I don’t really think about them. I’m usually just indifferent. 17. BROTP?-Uhh... idk18. Do you want homestuck to just die already?-Well, I mean... https://youtu.be/pspna5GZwBk19. Are you following up with hiveswap? Do you play? Watch YT videos?-Yes. I play it.20. Tell us how homestuck has effected you in real life?-Ruined my crops, poisoned my water, emptied my bank account.21. Have you met anyone through homestuck?-Yes! Rams, Jo, Robin, a ton of people.22. Have you left the fandom before?-Not really. Been a part of it since 2014 and have always kept a passive, out of drama presence.23. How many times have you read through it?-Complete? Once. I’ve gone back to some parts/ acts and reread.24. Did you ever skip intermissions/dialog/animations?-Yes, but I’ve gone back and read it.25. Opinions on the fandom?-We all know we’re a dumpster fire.26. Opinions on the comic?-The good kush, which is probably what the creator was on when making it!27. Do you favor the trolls, humans, or carapaces?-Trolls, god who doesn’t 28. Favorite moment of all of homestuck?-Dirk lil Hal confrontation29. Least favorite moment of all of homestuck?-In terms of me watching it and going “what the fuck, wHAT THE FUCK” Gameover, but it was amazing.30. Tell us a homestuck based story.-Okay, so I learned about Homestuck through a friend, who was at the time deep into a hs fanfic. I would read and proof the fic for her, but didn’t know it was a au self insert (which was oddly the plot of hiveswapped but on willing terms). So... before reading it, I was convinced that the story was the actual plot line. And she also loved gamzee so boy..l did I have one hell of a wake up call.31. How homestuck related is your blog?-Pops up every now and then. 3/10

[tacenttsigani-shipping-center]

Homestuck

Okay, so this one is going to be really long. I might not even bother with the tags. It’s kind of ridiculous. This is all my opinion, and it’s a good way for me to keep track of everything. 

Beta Kids

John Egbert ♥: Dave Strider (obviously) ♦: Karkat Vantas (movie bros) ♠: Tavros Nitram Dave Strider ♥: John Egbert ♦: Dirk Strider ♠: Karkat Vantas Rose Lalonde ♥: Kanaya Maryam (the truest ship) ♦: Dad Egbert (she meddles) ♠: Roxy Lalonde (i mean. yes.) Jade Harley ♥: Equius Zahhak (she keeps him in line and honest) ♦: Sollux Captor ♠: Nepeta Leijon (probably lots of fights over Equius)

Beta Trolls

Aradia Megido ♥: Both Feferi Peixes & Jane Crocker (single-handed saviors) ♦: Jake English (Tomb Raider Bros) ♠: Vriska Serket Tavros Nitram ♥: Eridan Ampora (one of my favs) ♦: Caliborn (if anyone can do it, it’d be Tavros) ♠: John Egbert Sollux Captor ♥: Karkat Vantas (obviously) ♦: Jade Harley (one of my secret fav ships) ♠: Eridan Ampora (yes) Karkat Vantas ♥: Sollux Captor ♦: John Egbert ♠: Dave Strider Nepeta Leijon ♥: Terezi Pyrope (rpgfs) ♦: Equius Zahhak (a basic meowrail necessity) ♠: Jade Harley (cats&dogs) Kanaya Maryam ♥: Rose Lalonde ♦: Dave’s Bro (she meddles like Rose) ♠: Terezi Pyrope (<> rivals, they both lost (John won), but won a blackrom) Terezi Pyrope ♥: Nepeta Leijon ♦: Vriska Serket (in a perfect world) ♠: Kanaya Maryam Vriska Serket ♥: Gamzee Makara (okay hear me out. they deserve each other) ♦: Terezi Pyrope ♠: Aradia Megido Equius Zahhak ♥: Jade Harley ♦: Nepeta Leijon ♠: Dirk Strider (filthy robotics rivals) Gamzee Makara ♥: Vriska Serket ♦: Eridan Ampora (a single fan comic) ♠: Jane Crocker  Eridan Ampora ♥: Tavros Nitram (finally) ♦: Gamzee Makara ♠: Sollux Captor (finally) Feferi Peixes ♥: Both Jane Crocker & Aradia Megido ♦: Alpha!John ♠: Cronus Ampora (he’s into it)

Alpha Kids

Jake English ♥: Dirk English (i love them) ♦: Aradia Megido ♠: Brobot Dirk Strider ♥: Jake English ♦: Dave Strider ♠: Equius Zahhak Roxy Lalonde ♥: Calliope (the purest ship) ♦: Fefeta Sprite ♠: Rose Lalonde Jane Crocker ♥: Both Aradia Megido & Feferi Peixes  ♦: Calliope  ♠: Gamzee Makara

Alpha Trolls

Damara Megido ♥: Porrim Maryam (it transcends) ♦: Cronus Ampora (capable of protecting her from Meenah) ♠: Meenah Peixes (Meenah is a beach) Rufioh Nitram ♥: Horuss Zahhak (in a perfect world neither would be assholes) ♦: Aranea Serket  ♠: Porrim Maryam Mituna Captor ♥: Latula Pyrope ♦: Kurloz Makara (fluffy bros) ♠: Meulin Leijon (meme wars) Kankri Vantas ♥: Cronus Ampora (they deserve each other) ♦: Meenah Peixes (who knows how, but it does good) ♠: The Signless (he’d pissed himself off for the last time: hot) Meulin Leijon ♥: Kurloz Makara (make things better, don’t run away) ♦: Horuss Zahhak (emulating the true meowrails) ♠: Mituna Captor (M33M33) Porrim Maryam ♥: Damara Megido  ♦: Latula Pyrope ♠: Rufioh Nitram (thinks he’s an asshole) Latula Pyrope ♥: Mituna Captor ♦: Porrim Maryam  ♠: Aranea Serket (because Aranea backs Rufioh) Aranea Serket ♥: Meenah Peixes (rad enough) ♦: Rufioh Nitram ♠: Latula Pyrope (because Latula backs Porrim) Horuss Zahhak ♥: Rufioh Nitram ♦: Mituna Captor ♠: Horuss Zahhak (Horuss doesn’t trust him) Kurloz Makara ♥: Meulin Leijon (love surpasses much) ♦: Mituna Captor (all kinds of love) ♠: Horuss Zahhak (they keep each other honest) Cronus Ampora ♥: Kankri Vantas ♦: Damara Megido ♠: Feferi Peixes (he couldn’t have Meenah, but Feferi’s more b’ass) Meenah Peixes ♥: Aranea Serket ♦: Kankri Vantas ♠: Damara Megido (healthy once they clear the air)

Misc. Humans

Alpha!John (John Crocker) ♥: Alpha!Dave (obviously) ♦: Feferi Peixes (much bonding) ♠: N/A Alpha!Dave (Dirk’s Bro) ♥: Alpha!John (duh) ♦: Alpha!Rose (pretty basic) ♠: N/A Alpha!Rose (Roxy’s Mom) ♥: Neophyte Redglare (bad-ass justice dames) ♦: Alpha!Dave ♠: The Handmaiden (needle queens) Alpha!Jade (Jade English) (Jadebot+Jadesprite+Jade English) ♥: E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expatri8 (he appreciates the badass bot) ♦: Davesprite (she’s still Jadesprite, too) ♠: The Summoner (imagine them fighting over their descendants) John’s Dad (Mr. Egbert) ♥: Dave’s Bro ♦: Rose Lalonde ♠: Jade’s Grandpa Dave’s Bro (Broderick Strider) ♥: John’s Dad ♦: Kanaya Maryam ♠: Caliborn (taserkind) Rose’s Mom (Mom Lalonde) ♥: Orphaner Dualscar ♦: Jade’s Grandpa ♠: The Dolorosa Jade’s Grandpa (Jake Harley) ♥: A. Claire ♦: Rose’s Mom ♠: John’s Dad

Cherubs

Calliope ♥: Roxy Lalonde ♦: Jane Crocker ♠: N/A (She doesn’t really need that, at this point) Caliborn ♥: N/A (He’s lost his <3 Privileges) ♦: Tavros Nitram ♠: Dave’s Bro

Ancestors

The Handmaiden ♥: The Dolorosa (fell in love with her from afar in time) ♦: The Ψiionic (she didn’t want to see him suffer for so long like she almost did) ♠: Alpha!Rose (a very healthy blackrom) The Summoner ♥: The Grand Highblood ♦: Neophyte Redglare ♠: Alpha!Jade (he defends Tavros’ choice to save Jade’s life) The Ψiionic ♥: The Signless (one of my favs) ♦: The Handmaiden ♠: The Disciple (this is where the problem started) The Signless ♥: The Ψiionic (he chose him, over The Disciple) ♦: The Grand Highblood (he can shoosh the ocean) ♠: Kankri Vantas (that boy’s gonna learn today) The Disciple ♥: Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce (she decided to fix things without The “stupid” Signless’ help...and it worked) ♦: E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expatri8 (he couldn’t kill her) ♠: The Ψiionic (because she wanted to be in his position) The Dolorosa ♥: The Handmaiden (they saved each other) ♦: Orphaner Dualscar (surprisingly protective) ♠: Rose’s Mom (mom battles) Neophyte Redglare ♥: Alpha!Rose ♦: The Summoner ♠: E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expatri8 Marquise Spinneret Mindfang ♥: ??? (It’s a secret) ♦: Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce ♠: Orphaner Dualscar (they’re the 8itchy 8lackrom) E%ecutor Darkleer/The Expatri8 ♥: Alpha!Jade (these all nearly mirror the Beta session) ♦: The Disciple (through time and space) ♠: Neophyte Redglare The Grand Highblood ♥: The Summoner (the only PB&J you’d see) ♦: The Signless (he is the embodiment of capriciousness, but can be shooshed) ♠: Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce (they can handle each other) Orphaner Dualscar ♥: Rose’s Mom (can you image Rose’s reaction to her mother bringing him home?) ♦: The Dolorosa (he’s protective) ♠: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang (for the attempted destruction of The Dolorosa) Her Imperious Condescension/The Condesce ♥: The Disciple (make love not war) ♦: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang (she’ll go along with it, or else) ♠: The Grand Highblood (no need for actual death)

Misc. Characters (My favorites)

Davesprite ♥: Cousin (my otp okay) ♦: Alpha!Jade ♠: N/A (he’s stuck with Terezi in Namco High, but he’d rather avoid her)Brobot♥: Lil’ Seb (all judgement will be duly noted and then ignored)♦: His fellow bots♠: Jake EnglishFelt Characters and Carapaces are a bit too much for me, right now, but Spades Slick and Jack Noir are two of my favorites (and The Mayor, of course).