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Fair warning, if last April and the past hour are anything to go by I have no self control and spam boop everyone that crosses my dash with impunity.
Tumblr gave us the ability to do the internet equivalent of bonking people on the head with a big cardboard tube and the autism creature in my head really enjoys abusing that power.
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a rich man | logan sargeant x fem! reader
summary; self made millionaire y/n l/n becomes part of the line of alpine investors but due to her young age, everyone is trying to connect her to a driver except the only driver she has an actual connection to.
fc; jarinpat
warnings; cursing
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
notes; requested ! also can ppl pls give woc fcs 😩
masterlist !
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alpinef1team: introducing 1/2 of our investor lineup ! welcome y/n l/n, trent alexander-arnold and travis kelce to the team! 🤝🤝
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killatrav: grateful to be apart of the team!
username: VIVAAA LAS VEGAS
trentarnold66: glad to be part of alpine 🤝
username: holy shit liverpool x f1, i’m gonna go crazy
yourusername: so happy to be an investor and be apart of the team 🩷🩷
username: this is so cool wait
username: y/n looks so young omg who is sheee
username: she’s a self made millionaire ! started her blog at 15 about beauty and fashion and built her empire since then! she became a millionaire at 18 and is now 22!
username: that’s so sick
username: y/n being 22 and investing in alpine is crazyyyyy i wanna be like her fr
username: i think she’s dating someone bc why would she invest in f1?
username: i also think that whoever she’s dating is the reason why she’s rich!
username: wtf are yall saying…. y/n came from nothing and built a beauty empire on her one, she doesn’t need a rich man to be rich, she became a rich woman on her own 🤣
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yourusername: a rich man and her american boyfriend🤍
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logansargeant: did not appreciate everyone connecting you to everyone else but me.
yourusername: acting like we weren’t on a date together when everyone was going crazy on twitter !
logansargeant: i love you 🤍
yourusername: i lovee you🤍
username: OMG IT WAS LOGAN??
username: i was so sure she wasn’t dating a driver but her dating logan is so🥹🥹
username: queen shit
username: parents are parenting
username: I LOVE THEM🥹
lilymhe: my sugar mommy 😮💨😝
yourusername: my sugar baby😙
logansargeant: u got other sugar babies ??😥i’m not the only one ?😥😥
yourusername: ur my special sugar baby🩷
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logansargeant: i’d be a 1950s housewife for her if she asked
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yourusername: LMFAOOO LOGAN😭
yourusername: i’ll retire u bae, when we have kids you’ll be a stay at home dad ❤️🔥❤️🔥
logansargeant: w a girl like u, i’d make sure you have a nice hot meal everyday you come home to a clean house too
username: logan’s such a simp for her, he’s just like me
username: THE CAPTION LMFAOOO😭😭😭
username: wow she’s gorgeous 😍
alex_albon: time to get u an apron
logansargeant: #stayathomebfcore
username: 1950S HOUSEWIFE😭😭
username: y/n really won, she’s a self made millionaire and has a hot bf, she is HER
username: logan : 🫃
username: he said ‘yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning 🙇♂️🙇♂️'
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#formula one social media au#logan sargeant social media au#logan sargeant smau#logan sargeant imagine#logan sargeant x reader
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POV: YOU’RE DATING CALLUM TURNER
or the one where i pretend i am Callum’s girlfriend (and also tagging @precious-little-scoundrel on this bc I GOTTA)
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tmznews Callum Turner spotted with a mystery girl! Is the new heartthrob off the market? Link in bio for everything TMZ has on his new gal.
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user23 the invasion of privacy … yikes
user12 What does it say about me if I read the article because tbh I’m curious
fan12 don’t do it, lets respect their privacy
callumupdates Don’t give TMZ any clicks. Look at the horrible quality of the photos, they obviously weren’t supposed to obtain these. Callum will share when he is ready.
yourfriendsig At least she’s pretty 😍
yourinstagram stopppp haha
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yourinstagram soft launching my man bc he’s hot and i love him ❣️ (oh yeah and tmz exposed us)
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fan12 GIRL THIS IS A HARD LAUNCH NOTHING SOFT ABOUT IT!!!!
user41 crrrryingggg omg iconic
user23 lol attention seeker
yourfriendsig It took me three years to be IG official with you, why does he get special treatment 😒
yourusername take a guess 😉
keoghan92 @tmznews you suck
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deuxmoi Spotted: Callum Turner and his girlfriend at a pub in downtown London. Looks like no more hiding for this couple. Sources tell me they’re in love and don’t care who knows it.
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fan12 wahhh they’re so cute
user23 i’m so jealous but i also ship it so hard
fan41 my friend saw them making out at a diner last week lmao she said they were eating each other not the food
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yourinstagram so proud and moved to tears ♥️ the entire cast and crew did a great job honoring these brave men
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fan12 we love a supportive gf
fan41 what a great picture fr
user23 I met y/n at the event tonight and she was the sweetest, most HILARIOUS person its easy to see why Callum is in love with her ❤️
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anthonyboyle One Direction
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user97 OMGGG they’re so hot wtf
yourinstagram more like Wrong Direction
keoghan92 you think you’re funny huh
yourinstagram Callum finds me funny 🥲
rafflaw he’s biased he’s in love with u
fan91 cryingg she’s a part of the mota fam 💍🥹
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yourinstagram hi movie star ♥️ i love you - your biggest fan
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rafflaw 💍💍💍👀
yourfriendsig @rafflaw LMAO DONT START THE RUMORS
appletv Mr & Mrs Egan spin off?
keoghan92 sappy
yourinstagram @sabrinacarpenter
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yourfriendsig good times
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user91 … the hand on her ass … making out … CALLUM TURNER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
yourinstagram why would you post this when you know im missing him 🥺
yourinstagram brb omw to ft him
fan23 i love the way y/n loves him she isn’t afraid to be a normal girlfriend
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yourinstagram social media making fun of me for this but if he was your man you’d get it 😌 i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ♥️♥️
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fan12 if i didn’t see my bf for a week i’d react the same way people need to mind their business
yourinstagram it was only three days but yes your point still stands 😆
yourfriendsig y/n you’re an icon
fan92 i love them so fucking much pls adopt me
yourinstagram okay! ♥️
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yourinstagram someone tell y/n not to leave her phone unlocked 🤣🤣🥳 - anthony & barry here!
edit: got my phone back. can’t bring myself to delete my boyfriend looks so cute. i guess barry and anthony look okay.
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fan23 LMAO PLS HOW DID THEY STEAL HER PHONE !!!😂😂CALLUM TAKE IT BACK!
yourinstagram he was supposed to hold it for me it didn’t fit in my clutch and he sided w the enemies 🥺
anthonyboyle New profile picture?
yourinstagram i’ll kill you
yourinstagram also i think it’s important for everyone to know @keoghan92 stuck his hand down my boyfriends pants pocket to get my phone
keoghan92 and i liked it
anthonyboyle 😂😂😂
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The End
Ahhhhhh making this was so much fun!!! Y/N is a bit shameless in her adoration for her man but that’s the point!!! I’d be the same if he was mine (I mean look at Vanessa Kirby and Dua Lipa lmao)
Marina this is for us because this man deserves our love we’d make him so happy 🙌🏼
It was supposed to be silly and funny so don’t give me shit obviously celeb relationships would be a lot more private. And for bonus fun check this out ⬇️
#callum turner#callum turner fanfic#callum turner x reader#callum turner ig edit#made by me*#part 2 anyone??? i got more pics#mota fanfic#i purposelly included butt pics bc i love butts btw#and it would be for cal to grab onto
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Jack Harlow x Reader : Instagram AU
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yourusername Life has been crazy lately, but we’re still here 💘
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alizemiaharlow THE PARENTS 🤞🏼
ezharlow Life has been kicking our asses, mostly dads 🤷🏼♂️
jackharlow Here you go…..
cassiewyatt ARE YOU GUYSSS BACK FROM VACATION????
yourusername Cass baby, you’re literally on our driveway 😂😂
cassiewyatt I knowwwww I want to make sure you guys were back lol
user1 WEVE MISSED YOU GUYS OMGGGG
user2 THE HARLOWS ARE BACK?????
user3 MOM AND DAD!!!
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jackharlow Did you miss us?
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ezharlow YES
ezharlow NEVER AGAIN LEAVE ME WITH YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!
alizemiaharlow 🙄 You’re so dramatic.
cassiewyatt 🤣🤣🤣 oh the amount of tea I have for you guyssss. But yes, we did miss youuuuu guys 🥺
jackharlow We’ll catch up on it all Princess.
claybornharlow Is this bad timing to let you know one of your demon spawns crashed y/n Supra?
yourusername EXCUSE ME WHAT?
cozane CLAY 🤦🏻
jackharlow It was Ezequiel wasn’t it?
ezharlow WHAT? MEEE? WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ME??
druski It always is you. you came into this world to humble your dad 🤣🤣
jackharlow 🙄
claybornharlow So definitely not EZ
ezharlow HA IN ALL YOUR FACES
jackharlow MIA???? IT WAS MIA???
alizemiaharlow *blocked & runs away*
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alizemiaharlow The night everything changed 😭 MOM IM SORRYYYYYYY
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cozane Never again please
alizemiaharlow 🥺 I’m sorrryyyyyy
selenosunni 🤦🏼♂️ Scared us half to death
cozane Had me sweating and shit
urbanwyatt Wait why don’t I know about this?
urbanwyatt WHAT HAPPENED?
ezharlow How do you not know this? Doesn’t she tell you everything?
urbanwyatt APPARENTLY NOT
alizemiaharlow 🙄 Stop instigating cheesy
claybornharlow Ok let me clarify, she didn’t crash crash, a curb got in her way and it scratched up the tires and rims and a little pit of the paint.
ezharlow & if you know my mom, you know ever since she was a teen she wanted a Supra (thanks Paul Walker) so when dad bought it for her on their 6th year anniversary, she’s been putting in work and drives it on special occasions.
alizemiaharlow Way to make me feel even worse
yourusername I don’t care about the car, as long as YOU are okay Mia.
ezharlow Wait so can I keep it then since you don’t care about it?
jackharlow 🙄 NO
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ezharlow Today consisted of dropping off Goblin at the shop, and then taking the demon spawns out for ice cream- they picked out their outfit 🔥
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alizemiaharlow Demon spawns have style🔥🔥
jackharlow goblin and my babies looking 🔥🔥🔥
cozane what are you doing to goblin?
ezharlow Tunin’ it a bit
user if I had rich parents of course I would ask them for that car
ezharlow Gag on you my parents didn’t buy it for me.
claybornharlow Ace Sebastian and Arya Lizeth Harlow 🥺 the ones who have me wrapped around their little fingers.
alizemiaharlow Same & they know it 😩
user did you get that car with your mommy money
ezharlow Nah, with your daddy’s money.
user he probably doesn’t even know how to drive it.
ezharlow Ask your mom
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Hi bestie, I’m back again :) can I get a social media au for Erling! She’s posting him up at his game, and also showing off her jersey, he makes spicy comments under her post 👀
you got it bestie // all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest
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youruser: game day ⚽️
location: etihad stadium
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erling.haaland: did you take that from my closet?
↪️youruser: yes, it looks better on me than you 💅🏽
↪️erling.haaland: looks better on the floor but okay 🤣
mancity: good to see you supporting y/n!! 🩵
jackgrealish: you two are disgusting 🤮
↪️youruser: unfollow me then bestie 😘
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erling.haaland: special win today!! even more special with my girl watching ❤️
location: etihad stadium // tagged: mancity, youruser
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youruser: yeah no cause I was the only one in the crowd right??
↪️erling.haaland: the only one I get to take home so yeah
↪️youruser: you can take home anyone 🙄
↪️erling.haaland: not everyone would let me do what I do to you to them
eh9: the comments have me DEADDDDDD
rubendias: jackgrealish is right, you two are disgusting.
↪️youruser: it’s your giant teammate, not me.
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youruser: hello sunshine
location: maldives
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ehandynfan: pretty!!
yourbestie: bring me back a nephew please
↪️erling.haaland: we’ll get started on that right now
↪️youruser: don’t listen to him
rubendias: 😍
erling.haaland: 🍑
↪️youruser: get out of my comments
↪️erling.haaland: and in you? okay coming!! 🏃🏼💨
#anj's 6k aus#erling haaland#erling haaland x y/n#erling haaland x reader#erling haaland x you#erling haaland instagram au#football instagram au#football social media au
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Day 4: Sharing
Pairing: Severus Snape x Fem!Reader
Summary: In where Severus is reminded that it's almost the first Christmas he and [Y/n] will be sharing and he goes to try and make it special
Tag(s)/Warning(s): fluff fluff and more fluff
Word Count: 1.3K
A/N: And in something totally different once again! Here is a short little fluffy fluff about Snape and his almost first Christmas with his beloved [Y/n]. (See @deepperplexity i do know how to use the prompts in non unhinged ways are u proud of me 🤣🤣?)
The streets of Hogsmeade was filled with the bustling crowds of witches and wizards doing their holiday shopping as Christmas rapidly approached meaning that people were in a tizzy trying to purchase gifts for their loved ones.
And of course a treat for themselves.
Cheer and glee were on the faces of almost all of those who were bustling about spreading warmth in the cold air with just their attitude. All except one person named Severus Snape, who seemed to have had enough of people bumping into him as he tried to maneuver his way as swiftly as possible away from the crowd.
He should have known when he went out looking for a present for [Y/n] that he would face the tiring challenge of people. Yet he had been so caught up with preparing for the coming semester and his own experimentations that he had lost tracked of time.
And when she had brightly told him that she was excited that they would be sharing their first Christmas together in only a few days he realized he had proverbially dropped the ball.
On the outside he was his calm and collected self, agreeing with her as he was truly looking forward to sharing the holiday with someone other than himself. There was a small part of him that hated to admit that it in the past it was a bit lonely seeing all the people merrily celebrating.
Even when the Hogwarts staff tried to romp him in to their holiday shenanigans he was quick to get away not at all wanting to be invested in whatever they were up to. It was a way of punishing himself, as someone like him didn't deserve to have fun. Didn't deserve to have happy things because of what he had done and what he had caused.
[Y/n] though was having none of it when she came into his life. And he was grateful for it.
But he digressed.
That was on the outside, calm and collected as he usually seemed now and days. On the inside though he was quickly listing the things that he knew she adored and began to make a plan.
Oh yes, he would do his best to make sure the first Christmas they spent together was as lovely as his [Y/n].
First was to her favorite bakery where he was unsurprisingly met with a large line of people queuing up and waiting for their turn as it seemed that everyone had the idea to come at the same time.
An annoyance absolutely, but at least no one dared to talk to him while they were in line as he glared at anyone who seemed to want to make conversation. 20 minutes had passed and he had secured her favourite treats which included some pumpkin pasties that had extra holiday flavour in them as he had been told.
He had no idea what that meant.
A few cinnamon rolls that were topped with an abundance of sweet cream and a few more savory mini pastries that he knew she fancied.
Next was a trinket store, that she always gazed at when they walked passed though she never went in, only saying she didn't need more knick nacks laying around.
Well it was Christmas and what was wrong with a few more especially if the were useful and brought her joy.
So he went in expecting to find nothing yet he ended up coming out with a set of colour changing ink and quill, a trinket box for her little collection of rings and earrings in that played music while opened and also could sort the items for her. That aspect he found interesting thinking about what charm was placed on it to get it to do so.
And also he may have bought some dusty looking spellbook that he had never seen before which intrigued him along with self labeling potion bottle that showed what ingredients were in it.
Huh who knew that shop had so many things.
Pleased with his purchases he barreled his way through the crowd ready to finally be at home exhausted from all the pushy witches and wizard. Walking quickly to an alley way off the beaten streets of the village he took inventory of what he had making sure nothing was crushed or missing. Once he made sure everything was where he wanted, he apparated silently back home where [Y/n] was sitting in his wingback chair reading.
Well, that was until he suddenly apparated into the middle of the sitting room.
"Severus Snape! Merlin's beard!" she shrieked almost tumbling out of the chair being startled half to death by him. "I thought you told me no one can apparate in and out of the house? You nearly gave me a heart attack!"
His lips turned upward in a smirk at her words as he watched her get up from her seat and stalk up to him with a small pout.
"Hm yes I do remember telling you that," he answered matter of factly, leaning down and brushing his lips against her forehead causing her to grumble, "though I may have left off that I'm the exception. I did live here for years after all."
Pressing his lips against her forehead in a chaste kiss, he moved down and kissed her nose, before hovering over her lips waiting for her to move.
"You're the worse you know that," she mumbled shaking her head before closing the distance and kissing him showing him that she wasn't angry just startled.
"Mhm."
He kissed her softly before moving to her cheek and kissing her there making her giggle as he pulled away.
"Your lips are so cold darling here go put all those bags away," she started pausing only when she saw the amount of bags and being yet again surprised. He said he was going out potion ingredient shopping and from the looks of it he had bought the whole stock of them. "And I'm sure it'll take you a while Severus did you go on a shopping spree without me?! Oh never mind I'll make us some tea it should be done by the time you've sorted it all out!"
Without another word she was off leaving Severus with a pile of bags not even suspecting that most of the things were for her.
When she had come back out of the kitchen tea floating behind her she was surprised once more when she found a plate full of her favorite snacks sitting on the little table in between her chair and Severus'.
He had paid her no mind when she had come back, acting as if he was reading the new book her had purchased yet he was keenly aware of her presences. It was only when she had sat the tea down did she take a look at all the snacks that were waiting for them.
"Severus?" His name came out shyly as she wandered to his side making him put his book down and turn to look at her.
"Did you buy all of those for me?"
Her eyes twinkled in the warmly lit room and he nodded.
"Mhm I passed by the bakery you always go to and decided to stop by," he answered coolly as if he hadn't been squished in the shop when he got in. "Hopefully this is a good festive start to our almost first Christmas together?"
Grinning at him, [Y/n] leaned over the arm of his chair to plant a kiss on his cheek overwhelmed with excitement as she skipped over to her own seat. Plopping down she poured them both some tea and happily partook in one of the pasties groaning happily at spiced pumpkin filling.
"It's an excellent start darling," she beamed. "Thank you!"
A rare smile, well not so rare for her, appeared on Severus' lips at how happy she looked as she bit into the treat and he felt as happy as she looked at the thought of the cheer to come. It was nice to share such a time with her thought before going back to his book and relaxing in the ambience of the warm room and his warm love.
A/N: see i am capable of using the prompts normally! see you guys on day 7 prompts! (she's taking a little break to avoid writing angst 😌)
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✨🎂 weekly tag wednesday 🎂✨
Today we're talking about birthdays! BECAUSE ITS @energievie's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVIE!!! <<33333 and thanks for writing this weeks game and for tagging me 💖💖💖
When is yours? November 17th
Where were you born? the mythical land of ohio
How do you feel about your legal name? Are you using it online and/or IRL? the one i was born with got spirited away by a c list actress lmao but my married name is cool and i am happy with it!
How about your sign? Do you feel it "fits"? i really really do. but in the actual way that scorpios are, not the super reductive meme-ified "scorpios are angry and mean" way.
What's your earliest memory related to your birthday? oh this is tough... i can't be sure but it might be that when i was really little (maybe 6 or 7?) i had a birthday party in the party room at mcdonalds and i remember little flashes of that here and there but the main thing i remember is one friend giving me a framed poster of a very lovely watercolor painting of a unicorn mama and baby and my parents put that on my wall and it stayed there for my entire life. now i have it on the wall in my daughters room (she also loves it!)
What's one of the best gifts you've ever received? oh shit, i guess maybe that unicorn poster lmao
How about one of the best you've given yourself? oh my god im actually terrible at gift giving. its one of the things i hate the most about myself. like any other circumstance i know what my friends and family like and will get them things when i see them. but when its time to come up with a gift i just completely blank 😫 so yeah i dunno, no thoughts head empty lmao (omg i misunderstood this question and put myself on blast for no reason 🤣)
What's your favourite cake flavour? yellow cake! yummmm
How about your favourite flowers? i love poppies and i love dandelions and i love ranunculus roses!
Have your ever thrown a birthday party? If yes, tell us about your favourite one. oh yes plenty! my house sucks though so im gonna tell you about how for my son's 10th birthday (double digits is a special occasion right?) we rented out a gymnasium that had a bunch of fun equipment and gymnastics coaches who helped the kids play on it. the kids all had so much fun it was delightful.
What's the ultimate birthday song? uuhhhmmm the one from futurama?
And last but not least, pick a celebrity with whom you share your birthday. okay theres a few good ones but my fav is DANNY DEVITO!!!! (we're both short and italian and that is so valid of us)
and now to tag some little birthday nuggets!! play if you wanna or just consider this a little birthday candle for you to blow out and make a wish on 🔥💖
OKAY ALSO UNICORN POSTER UNDER THE CUT TOO 😆
@michellemisfit @mybrainismelted @suzy-queued @gallapiech @lingy910y @catgrassplantdad @spookygingerr @mmmichyyy @thepupperino @too-schoolforcool @darlingian @celestialmickey @sleepyfacetoughguy @sleepyheadgallavich @jrooc @blue-disco-lights @crossmydna @wehangout @gardenerian @gallawitchxx @heymrspatel @palepinkgoat @the-rat-wins @sam-loves-seb @friend-bear @creepkinginc @softmick @callivich @loftec @burninface @rereadanon @vintagelacerosette @sickness-health-all-that-shit @whatwouldmickeydo @spoonfulstar @captainjowl @howlinchickhowl @iansw0rld @y0itsbri @transmickey @themarchg1rl @salesmain @marianchurchland
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Short skirt (sugar mama Lin Beifong x sugar baby reader)
Minors just go away 🤣
Lin takes her favorite girl shopping and things get a little spicy when they get home. Also special guest Asami and Korra are here 💖 (I’m tempted to do an Asami cosplay I feel like 1. Id look hot asf and 2. My bf would be drooling)
“This is the eighth store love.” Lin said with a sigh. “I'm not leaving till I find a short skirt in my size.” I said. “Do you really need it?” Lin asked. I turned away from the rack and looked at Lin. “Summer is starting and I’m not gonna just wear shorts and dresses all summer. I need more in my closet.” I told her. “You mean my closet.” Lin said. I glared at her while she smirked. “You know I can always go back to my old apartment building.” I said and stuck out my tongue. Lin gently grabbed my face and squeezed my cheeks. “That’s not our arrangement.” Lin said.
I shrugged. I’m chief Beifong’s sugar baby and we agreed that I live with her, go on dates, help her keep the house clean, make lunch for her and of course have sex with her. I can’t complain because I get shopping trips and anything else I want. I get shown off as if I’m her girlfriend but I’m not. I’m just her sugar baby nothing more nothing less but I won’t lie I enjoy my time with Lin a lot. Lin let go of my face and I went back to looking for skirts. I felt like I was looking for hours. I mean I have been but now I’m just over it! I’ve been finding a lot of other cute things that I of course I picked up but still not what I’m looking for.
I’m gonna lose my mind. “Come here.” Lin said and dragged me over to a table. I looked at the table and they were full of skirts. I scanned the skirts and picked up a few. Lin grabbed a black one and handed it to me, I took it from her. Reading the tag it said it was mine and I pulled at it to see if it stretched and it did but not by a lot but more than enough for me. I let Lin hold it for me while I grabbed a few more in different styles. When I was done we made our way to the register. Lin paid for everything of course and we definitely don’t need to talk about how much money was spent.
As we made our way out the store I saw Asami and Korra. Korra was holding a lot of bags. I assume they are on a shopping trip like us. “Asami!” I called. Asami turned her head to my direction and she smiled real big. “Hey!” She shouted. We ran to each other and hugged. “I’m glad I caught you, I’m having a party next week. You guys have to be there.” Asami said with a big smile on her face. “Of course we’ll be there.” I told her. Asami and I continued to talk some more. “I see you got sucked into a shopping trip as well.” I heard Korra say to Lin. Lin just huffed. “The things we do for love.” Korra said.
Asami laughed at Korra’s comment. “You know I love you very much.” Asami told Korra then gave her a kiss. I felt a slight twinge in my heart. Korra and Asami love each other more than anything and everything they do is out of love and yes I’m jealous. I can’t help it. “We should go to lunch.” Asami said and grabbed my hand. “We should.” I agreed. “I know that’s not a badger mole stuffed animal hanging out your bag.” Korra teased. “Oh hush leave me be.” I said. “Aww that’s so cute, I need to find a polar bear dog stuffed animal.” Asami said. “You should! It would be so cute for you to have.” I said.
Asami looked at Korra. “It’ll be our baby.” Asami laughed. I gasped and looked at Lin. “No.” Lin said. “Yes, this badger mole is our baby and we have to figure out a name for her.” I told Lin. Lin sighed. “What restaurant are we eating at? I'm starving over here.” Korra told us. “Oh right umm where do you guys wanna go?” I asked. “We’re going to the noodle shop near my job.” Lin said and grabbed my hand to drag me away. “See you guys there!” I called as Lin dragged me away. Once the bags were put in the backseat we got into the car and I sat in the passenger seat.
“Thank you for taking me shopping.” I said sweetly then kissed her cheek. “You’re welcome hon.” Lin told me as she started up her car. As Lin drove she kept her hand on my thigh, sometimes she drew little circles or just rubbed my thigh. She gave me butterflies and I loved it. Every touch made my heart melt. I kept stealing glances at Lin. “What is it love?” She asked me. “Nothing, just looking at your beautiful face.” I said. She just smiled. She’s just so hot. I looked away because I could feel myself getting horny. I don’t know what it is about this woman but she drives me crazy.
Lin parked outside the shop then got out of the car, I unbuckled myself while she walked over to my side. She opened the door for me and helped me out. “Thank you baby.” I said. Lin nodded and held my hand. We entered the little shop and saw Korra and Asami waiting at a table. “I’m surprised we beat you guys here.” Asami said. “You know Lin has to drive the speed limit.” I teased. “Maybe you need to start driving.” Korra said. “I’m a passenger princess, I don't drive.” I said. “I’ll teach you.” Korra said. “Absolutely not.” Lin said sternly.
“Oh come on, Lin , I'm an excellent driver.” Korra said. “You drive eighty miles per hour.” Lin said. “I’ll teach you.” Asami said. “You ran over Mako.” Lin said. “I apologized.” Asami said. I laughed. “Then you teach her.” Korra said. “I’m too busy.” Lin said. “I feel like she’d yell at me a lot.” I said. “Oh yeah she definitely will.” Korra said. “Did you figure out a name for your baby?” Asami asked. “No, what do you think I should name her?” I asked. “Name her noodle.” Korra suggested. “No name her tea.” Asami said. I gasped. “I got it! Her name is Detective Tofu Noodle.” I said.
“I love that.” Asami gushed. “Detective?” Lin asked. “Do you have a problem?” I asked. “I’m just confused on how your little badger mole became a detective.” Lin said. “She’s our daughter and she just wants to be like her big brother Mako.” I said. “Stop saying Mako is my son.” Lin sighed. “Ok but he’s called you mom like three times and you didn’t get upset.” Korra said. “Exactly.” I said. Lin rolled her eyes. When it came time to order I let Lin order for me. She knows what I like and I just like her taking control like this.
After our lunch double date we went home and I decided to try on the black skirt Lin picked out. I slipped it on and it fit perfectly. “Wow.” I said. I went out to the living room to show Lin. “Baby look,” I stood in front of her. “You look good.” Lin told me as she looked me up and down. “I’m gonna go try on the others.” I said as I turned around and walked back to the room. Before I could grab another skirt I felt a hand grab my ass. “Lin.” I gasped. “Take these off.” Lin said as she reached under my skirt and started to pull down my underwear. I helped her take off my panties.
I reached to take off my skirt but Lin stopped me. “No, keep that on.” She told me. I raised a brow. “On the bed, ass up.” Lin commanded. I did as told and as soon as I got into position I felt my skirt go up and then a harsh slap on my ass. I let out a loud moan. “Spread your legs some more.” Lin told me. Once my legs were spreaded more Lin’s tongue swiped at my folds. “Mmm baby.” I let out a soft moan. As she ate me out she spanked me. “Oh fuck Lin.” I whined out.
#sugar mama lin beifong#chief of police lin beifong#lin is fine asf#tlok lin#lin beifong x reader#legend of korra#asami sato#korrasami#korra x asami
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I have (re)watched Lambs of Gods now. (Tagging @slutaciouslestat as promised 😅).
Here‘s my… thoughts, roughly in order:
Arrogant asshole but the clothes really look sleek on him
Sam really knows how to use mannerisms for display of character traits (in this case: smoking). Holy moly.
That cast right? They had to leave the cast open in the back for… practical reasons. Like, a cast takes a while to dry, and then the night, and the day after… Good thing he is in the stable already 😬 (And imagining the handling inside, later?! 😬😅)
The fact that he is receptive to the reality/visions was a nice twist!
Why do they all shave him?!!! *grumbles* ;))
The stories as a means to tell the harsh past was very well done.
The baby Moses thing. LMAO. (And also as vicious as his reaction was I can understand it)
The inspector being called Barnaby. I mean…
I loved the stories woven into the clothing.
I also loved his face at getting told that was his hair 🤣
Think Sam learned to knit for this?!
Him becoming a sister was weirdly poetic and touching in its own right. I was so glad they didn’t stray to brother after the initial announcement.
All that jerking off … “nothing“ mh hmmm. (Knowing Sam really wanted this part… I couldn’t be an actor 🙈😬)
I liked the address of the hypocrisy of the church vs the (supposedly) real belief
That shirt was really the perfect length wasn’t it
Throwing him out of the window… ouch
The oven.
I am in awe how someone so pretty can make such faces. Seriously. 🤣
The fairy tale visuals are quite breathtaking in their poignant simplicity
The reaction to the ring tone…. 😭
Like, I know these were cleaning the wound, but I probably would’ve reacted the same way
The butterfly -.-
Bathing day… 😌
That photo of lil baby Sam… 😻 (Yes, said in Jacob’s voice^^)
Ohhh that Father insinuating like that to Frankie… I would’ve flipped my shit. And to make her drink 😒
The low lighting they used (and yet everything was clearly visible which was nice) makes the pupils enormously large
Dying Day (lol)
Oh him having synesthesia is so interesting, I wonder if Sam and Assad discussed that?!
I didn’t think I‘d care so much for Frankie and her story but it was beautifully done
As was that scene with the colors 😭
Well, Father "Bob" got what he deserved
The oven. I think I said that before. Ahem.
They filmed really prettily
The mystical aspects of it all were very nicely done, nice and subtle
I did say that Father Bob had it coming, right
(Also, fathering a child while not even managing to errr... finish... and not knowing...)
I almost cried at the robes tbh
And I didn't expect this to have a happy ending...
So. Really liked it, didn't like that it was so hard to track down and watch, whyyyyyy can't I own a DVD of it?! *sighs*
Anyways, I'm glad Sam likes to do these roles that are quite special?! I hope he gets to do many more of these. 🥰
And, of course, probably the most famous of them all... 😈
#lambs of god#sam reid#this show has some really beautiful imagery#and I loved the tales#also searching for these gifs I had to realize that I cannot add gifs of people that have me blocked#the post does not save then#just in case someone else encounters this
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Hello! How are you? I hope everything is going good :) So, naturally, with another firstkhao series coming up, I've been obsessed with them (the brainrot is SO real), and I've been following your blog and reading your answers to asks about them.
One thing I love so much is that you think of their friendship as a queer platonic relationship and the minute I see it in the tags or just in general in your posts, I get so happy. (And maybe I just crave a friendship like that too, so I'm living through them vicariously-) As an aroace person who loves the appeal of QPRs, I gotta say, I love this take, and idk, I feel like the minute I saw it written down in your posts regarding them, something clicked and I was like "yeah, that makes so much sense" and "yeah, why didn't I realise this sooner?". So, just had to let you know I love reading your takes and agree with them wholeheartedly <3
Hi Mae and Anon!!!!
I’m glad to welcome you to my delulu land of queerplatonic 😉 where the population is currently sitting at 3 🤣
The best thing about labelling their friendship-relationship as queerplatonic is that it can be whatever they decide in it! 🧡🤍 - yes, even romantic feelings 😉
All I know is these 2 are together forever in this lifespan - they may not be a CP in the future and their career path may divert at some point - but if what we are seeing pre-CP holds through, you can bet these 2 will be together even if they ever decide to go ‘solo’
Like, I can imagine, if they ever date anyone else, the new partner will just have to accept these 2 come in pair? And First will come third wheeling in every single date Khaotung goes to (he already did this with Podd 🙃). Or if First calls Khaotung, the latter will likely just drop his partner that time and say - hey, I need to go, my soulmate besties need me, I’ll call you later 🙃
They pretty much share everything from money, credit card, wardrobe, perfumes, accessories, fur-baby etc.
And I’m still going to hold firmly in my deluluness that First has a special place in Khaotung’s brand new house 😂 (he already contributed to the furniture hehe).
Also, THK era has led me to more brain rot (so yes, Mae - I’m with you in this!) 🤸♀️🤸♀️🤸♀️and the recent Thailand Headlines Person Awards where I swear they are dressed for their own wedding….
Anyway, let’s all stay in delulu land forever 😇. It’s fun 🧡🤍💫
(Also, Mae - I too inspire to have what these 2 have - what they have is truly special)
Source of photos as above
08/11/2024
#queerplatonic I will be on this delulu hill until I die hahah#welcome to the club#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#firstkhao#THK era#FK x TLHL 2024
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As someone who's been around for a good while when it comes to EW (since October last year, this is like the only reason i joined tumblr lmao), its gen so funny to see people who haven't been aware of it that long find out about something that's been revealed for a while (/verypos, no offense to anyone ofc I just find it silly goofy)
Wow, it’s crazy that time has flown by so quickly! I’ve just realized, September will be the anniversary of this AU 😮!! I’ll have to think of something special to do! Thanks for sticking around for so long!
But yes, unfortunately ppl asking similar questions a bunch, comes with just how much lore there is by now to sift through. Even stuff mentioned a month ago gets quickly bogged down by new posts, so I understand ppl coming in have a hard time finding it all. I sorta wish tumblr had a better system, or that I had been better at tagging from the start, if I’d known how much ‘world building’ there would be I would’ve been way less lazy lol. I’ve tried to go back and do some organizing, but you might have to really be prepared to do a deep dive if you wanna be up to date on everything 🤣.
And this isn’t even counting a few replies I’ve given and decided to change my mind on. Replies are usually a first pass of my ideas actually getting down on ‘paper’ from my brain, and as I give them more thought, I sometimes make adjustments. The actual comic is the final canon for everything, but asks have always been a great way for me to play around with ideas before I implement them into the story.
Of course there’s a few very strict things I went into this AU that I wanted to happen, but for the stuff that’s like little fillers here and there, I can barely keep up with it all, because I’m so forgetful. The massive timeline was as much a necessity for me as it was for everyone asking for it!!
#rottmnt#ask slushie#separated au#rottmnt separated au#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#ew au
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Beginners Guide to your Fanfic Tag game
I was tagged by @wannab-urs and @magpiepills
I didn't forget, I just had to write it down and save it in drafts because sometimes Tumblr will let me do stuff and other times not. 👀
Anyway, you pick however many of your fics you think readers should read first to get to know your work or what you would recommend to them. I think the two lovelies above picked five each so I'll do the same. 🫡 I put in bold themes that can be found in each fic, but do check the warnings. You picks as many as you like. 😄
Drops of Sugar - This ongoing series started with a two part fic that I wrote with Joel Miller (no outbreak - he deserves to be happy especially in my delusions) and Layla (OFC). It morphed into vignettes that I started writing about different points in their relationship. It's easy, breezy and beautiful. Domestic fluff and some smut.
Pleasure Principle - This was my first series (still ongoing) Dave York and Kiara were drawn to each other, have a lot of sex and are trying to figure out feelings. This series in particular had readers point out things that I didn't realize I included. 👀 Like not only a B&E but also that she was not mad at it. Which should indicate how twisted these two are. Also a domestic Dave, but manipulative with groceries and laundry? Smut, angst and feelings.
The Long Road to Together - My longest one shot (16k people like hydrate and have a bathroom break) to date. It features Tommy Miller (no outbreak) and Velora (OFC). My take on a friends to lovers trope that had a few twists because they're both messy. They need Joel and Sarah to be the voices of reason. Joel also has his own sub-plot, becuase Tess. Smut, fluff and angst.
Sard'ika Sessions - My neat six sexy sessions the reader has with Din Djarin, The Mandalorian. Is there smut in every session? Yes. Did I make it gradually increase? Sure and added some non-canon Mandalorian lore that I'm sure is true (in my delusions) which would be in chapter four. There are feelings because sometimes I stick feelings in between the sweaty bits. One thing in this series I did focus on was communication between Din and the reader given how their relationship starts and progresses. I was really happy when people commented and picked up on that aspect. Also a lot of beskar and hands. I in particular enjoyed writing the final session for the cameos I wove in, the blindfold, Din being a complete menace (Maker Yes!! 🙌) and a phrase I didn't realize I stuck in there, "not giving two wookies about what they said or did." 🤣 SMUT, feelings, dash of angst, fluff. (in that order)
Weddings 101 with Dieter - This is neck and neck with Sard'ika Sessions as my favorite. I enjoy all my work (why else would I write it?) But this holds a special place because it's ridiculous, the premise is flimsy and it's just fun. Maya (OFC) needs a lift, Dieter gives her one, there a villa. The goat is a supporting character and has Dieter's back no matter what. Oscar Isaac is slandered and injured (I'm sorry, but I was giggle wheezing while writing his parts it only gets worse) might be an enemy of Dieter's at this point. Oh and there's a wedding? Did we mention that? It's not that important. The weird cloud drum sexy dream I wrote for Dieter is what matters. Priorities people! I envisioned this as the rom-com that I've never seen Pedro in. That's why I wrote it. Not that all this would ever make it into one such movie. 🤓 My attempts at comedy, fluffy as a cloud or a goat, eventual smut, some drug use, future Oscar Isaac mishaps/slander, Dieter's MOUTH AND HANDS. Whatever else I think to put in this thing.
No pressure tags: @musings-of-a-rose @rhoorl @morallyinept @trulybetty @pedroshotwifey @megamindsecretlair @maggiemayhemnj @pamasaur @linzels-blog @avastrasposts @secretelephanttattoo @legendary-pink-dot @i-own-loki @mysterious-moonstruck-musings @gasolinerainbowpuddles @gwendibleywrites @undercoverpena @sin-djarin @soft-persephone @soft-girl-musings @theywhowriteandknowthings
My bad I tagged so many of you, I wanna know about all your stuff. I'm greedy! 😆
@angelofsmalldeath-codeine I know what you're gonna say, but I'm curious what you think of this list. 👀
#beginners guide to your fanfic#a tag game#you tag me#I'm gonna do it#I'm just gonna be slow#because what is brevity?#pedro pascal characters#fanfiction#pedro pascal fanfiction#pedro pascal#Joel miller#Tommy miller#Oscar isaac#dieter bravo#din djarin
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Sitp Essentials - Fandomversary Edition: Writcraft
June marks the 12th (!!!) fandomversary of this incredibly talented and generous author, whose work has brought me so much joy and healing over the years. What an accomplishment, my friend! I know I’m not only speaking for myself when I say that we are so very grateful for your presence and immense contributions to the HP fandom. I’m a bit wary of taking on long-term projects these days but I really wanted to do something to celebrate this milestone so I’ve decided that, during the month of June (and there was no better month to celebrate in! 🏳️🌈) I’ll be posting single recs for 12 of my favourite fics by @writcraft. Some are older recs, written in the blog’s early days, some are brand new, highlighting rare pairs, hidden gems and recent works. I won’t have a rigid schedule because I don’t wanna set myself up for failure so the rec posts will be a surprise even for me 🤣 I hope you guys enjoy them just as much!
Anyone who knows me well is aware that I’m very shy around my fandom heroes and will rarely initiate any kind of conversation with them. I was so anxious about being perceived that I wouldn't even tag them when I created the blog. Writ holds even more power in my imaginary fandom altar because they’ve written one of my all-time favorite fics. I found Little Compton Street aka the “Life on Mars Love Story Told in 3 Acts” at a difficult time of my life when I was almost leaving fandom for good. But getting to read LCS and to fall in love with those magical London spots and captivating characters was a beautiful transformative experience that altered me completely. This fic not only had a profound impact on my ever changing self-awareness as a queer person, it checked my many fic reading boxes, and pulled at my heartstrings in all the right ways. I've learned so much from LCS; it is an ode to queer history, a love letter to all of those who came and fought before us, and to all of those who were killed, erased and forgotten in the process. It is is a story filled with hope and a compassionate reminder urging us to always resist, and never forget.
*at a loss of words*
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As you can see, I always get immersed in my feels when I think about LCS and I know it will always have a special place in my heart. This feeling of profound gratitude and joy for Writ’s formative works is what inspired me to do this humble homage. Am I a bit nervous about not having enough fuel to see this through? Hell yes. But I’m opening myself to the possibility of failure because I know this is for someone who’s unfailingly kind and compassionate. Writ, I admire you deeply as a writer and even more so as a person. Your contributions to the HP fandom through fics, fests and meta over the years have been immense, and I know your RL contributions to the queer community and its memory have been just as impactful. Happy 12th Fandomversary, my friend! For someone who’s been reading your words since 2012, it feels incredibly special to finally get to share this space with you. 🏳️🌈💜
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it’s stand on business o’clock, cz i know y’all sick gw*les & p*nkflower shippers + delulu gwen stans ain’t try to run my girl bree (@breeandhermunches) off her blog… you got me all the way fucked up and ima tag this in ALL the categories. you can’t do anything about it 🤣 if you’re upset, then scroll ho. if you know i’m not talking about you, then have a great day! 🫶 if the shoe fits, then wear it.
i’m getting disrespectful. ima return the energy you hoes dished out n you better take it like some mf champs. y’all wanted to fuck around so now you gotta hear my mouth and find out. read it ‘n weep. clearing you bitches gives me life.
such a shame we’re back here, but y’all are mad, mad miserable. like, i’ve never seen a fandom so chronically online. are you even trying to mask the fact that you rarely step outside anymore…? 😬
let me making it so very clear why i’m making this post in the first place, bc y’all seem to struggle with my main concerns never clicking in your heads.
y’all have the time to sit in somebody’s inbox and complain about their hatred towards fictional ships, meanwhile the people y’all complain about stay on their pages and mind their business? 🤨 those people being US. ion recall none of us going directly to YOUR pages to hate on punkflower and gwiles. if we hate, it’s on our pages. i don’t go looking for a mf fight, that’s mad childish. y’all were riding bree’s dick like crazy. at this point, her hate for gwiles must keep y’all up at night. talk to a therapist about that. it’s not healthy. i’m gna address ALL the bs y’all be on.
so now that you know why i’m posting this, let me set few things straight for y’all.
“don’t use the ship tag to hate! 🤬🤬” the day you copyright and trademark the tag, present me with an official “tumblr etiquette” rule book or, show me proof that you own tumblr is the day i’ll stop. ima do wtv i want whenever i want, please get that thru ya hollow ass heads. y’all aren’t entitled to anything. not respect, not no damn “common courtesy,” ESPECIALLY not over dysfunctional ships/fictional characters 🤣 i don’t owe you SHIT.
some of were y’all tryna go back and forth with me at the grown ass age of TWENTY. over GWILES. a sixteen yr old vs a twenty yr old, see your life 😂😂 it’s truly alarming. go get employed. if you alr are, then call your manager and pick up some more shifts bc you clearly ain’t doing enough. if college graduation rates begin to decline, i know exactly who to come to. everything’s going up and even tho you should be standing on some mf business so you can afford the cost of living, you’re arguing with teenagers online instead. a lot of you have too much free time.
“you posted this publicly under the tag, you can’t expect people not to want to argue” yes i can! block me and scroll. we don’t have to argue. i don’t remember starting an argument? i was never on your pages. i only reblog shit when it appears on my dash. like i said, i’m not searching far n wide for no damn fight. 🤷♀️ nobody told y’all to bitch, whine, and reblog mine or bree’s shit. your issue is that you have no self control. you don’t know when to hold yourself tf back, so you feel obligated to reply. god forbid someone has a differing opinion. my post was never even about the flaws in miles and gwen’s relationship. i was talking about how it is disappointing to see miles’ story be reduced to a love story. unfortunately, y’all forgot to put your glasses on beforehand and read “i hate gwiles.” yes, i hate gwiles!!! but that was not the point of my post. y’all are either illiterate or trying to let off some serious steam. i’m not having any of it. maybe y’all are upset i called you delusional, but you’ve effortlessly proven my point.
this is the internet. you have the tools to avoid seeing what me n bree hv to say, so why are you throwing a tantrum like a goddamn child instead of utilizing them?? you’re not special. the world doesn’t revolve around you and what you want. people are dying n you’re worried about a hate post under a ship tag?? mind you, that was the one and only “hate post” i’ve EVER put under that fuckass tag 😭 bree will make one post about gwiles, and y’all are the ones who’ll drag it out, then call her “obsessed.”we’re doomed bc y’all are doomed.
the white mfs complaining ab the term “snow bunny”… jesus 🤦♀️ ts didn’t even mean what you think it meant in the first place. it was originally used to refer to female skiers. some of y’all swear up, down, n all around that being “racist” to white people is the same as racism towards black people, and it’s not. let’s use “snow bunny” and the n-word as examples:
snow bunny had an alternative use before it was used to refer to white people. there’s no significant history behind it at all, unless you count tiktok as history. the n word has always been the n word. it’s always been derogatory, and anyone will a brain would know it’s mad history behind the word. it roots in deep hatred. people continue to use this word to belittle those who are black, or use it lightly around their friends nd behind closed doors as if it’s a common cuss word. y’all’s experiences with “racism” are nowhere near comparable to the experiences black people have BEEN facing and will be facing for fucking ever. white people have and always will be seen as the superior race, therefore, you face minimal to no “racism” outside of the internet, and i’d do anything to be able to say that. don’t even @ me talking about “🥹🥹 that doesn’t make racism against white people oka—“ i don’t care. at all. drink some water. you’ll be fine.
“you guys hate women!!!” “y’all hate gwen bc she’s white!!” like, you sound so fkn dumb nd all i can do is sit and stare at you.
me nd bree are black girls. people from EVERY race and EVERY ethnicity hate black people and EVERYONE hates black girls. hell, not even black men like us. why on god’s green mf earth would we ever want sb else to feel that way??
yk what y’all need to do? y’all need to quit whining and accept the fact that bree doesn’t like gwen because of what she did to miles. it’s as simple as that. stop trying to complicate things bc you so desperately want to deem her and other people who hate gwen “racists” or “misogynists.” no. i fw gwen heavy, nd me and bree are able to coexist bc neither of us are fucking delusional and regularly touch grass 🤷♀️ same thing with all my other mutuals.
meanwhile, you hoes get your panties in a twist when sb calls gwen a snow bunny as if she’s a sentient being who’s going to cry over ts, like, no. your feelings are hurt? take a fucking walk! nobody has to like her.
and punkflower, oh my god 😐 i’ve never been homophobic and i never will be. i’m literally queer. i’m not about that friendly fire before y’all try and call me homophobic. my thing is, if hobie was originally supposed to be a nineteen year old, n now his age is unconfirmed, why in the hell would we go and age him down to sixteen?? all y’all wna do is ship that man with miles or write smut about him. some of y’all wanna do both!! you change his age when it’s convenient to you. if you don’t see an issue with that, then i can’t help you. you’re weird. until i hear otherwise from one of the directors, he’s 19.
ghostflower or gwiles 🙃 the reason y y’all are sobbing or wtv. i thought y’all were exaggerating when you said gwiles was your religion, but it’s looking like i was very incorrect. real talk, ion like that fuckass ship. i don’t have to and neither does anybody else. just like you lames do with gwen, you dig deep in your ass for every problematic reason possible. “you have a racial bias!!!” “you hate interracial relationships!!” the fuck?? 😭 do you cunts read what you write before you post it?? “they’re more obsessed with gwiles than we are” “they must be in love with ghostflower & gwen”
…huh? covid really set some of y’all back tremendously because it seems a concerning amount of you lack critical thinking skills. in reality, just like hating gwen, the reason we dislike gwen and miles together is SO very simple. it all boils down to the fact that gwen did miles dirt. and i’ve made a separate post, i’ve talked about why they would never work imo. when i present y’all with my logical reasoning, you dgaf! so the only thing you can do now is shut the hell up, unclench, and cope. since you wna get in your feelings bout it, fuck gwiles, n fuck you too.
y’all even got some of your own people agreeing w me, props to y’all btw 👏 it’s never you i’m talking about.
i hate that y’all made it this deep bc it didn’t need to be. this is a fucking movie. none of this is real, yet you continue to harass me and bree like we murdered your immediate + extended family + the family dog that had cancer. i find myself hoping that one day y’all will realize how dumb you sound, but then i remember some of you niggas are already grown, so it’s looking quite improbable.
and also, don’t b up in my reblogs chattin’ it up about shit i’ve explicitly stated that idc about. i won’t repeat myself because you can’t read. if this post hasn’t shown you i don’t give even half of a fuck about you or your feelings regarding ANYTHING at this point in time, then i don’t really know what will 🤷♀️
if i made you mad, go ahead nd suck it up fa me. we won’t be going toe to toe and debating on MY blog because you’ll be actively wasting your own time, as i am not willing to hear anyone out. it’s been that way from the start and it won’t change. if you send an anon message or any type of inbox w some bs then it’ll sit there until the end of time or be swiftly deleted. if you reblog this post trying to invalidate anything i just addressed, i won’t even give you the time of day, bc i said everything that needed to said. i was very articulate and extremely clear. know that i can’t and won’t be swayed in the slightest. we’d just go back and forth until you decide to shut your mouth or block me. so block me now. ian the one.
if you don’t get it, then you don’t fucking get it, but what y’all aren’t gna do is treat people the way y’all were treating bree just because she hates two ships + gwen stacy. you complain about how the fandom sucks like you’re not the same people who make being in fandoms in unenjoyable.
you usually have to go to a therapist and pay for reality checks. luckily for y’all, i gave you one for free! you needed to be humbled and i happily did the humbling. lil piece of advice: stop trying to force people to gaf if they clearly do not. block and move on with your life. you gon get tired one day. leave me, bree, n anyone else you bother tf alone. spend your energy trying to change people’s minds on REAL ISSUES that actually matter, not fucking spider-man.
whew, ANYWAY… i hope i never have to speak bout this again. act right in the near future n i won’t have to “invade your tags” with long paragraphs in which i set you fools straight, thank yewww! 🫶
god bless!! 💗
#ash spills 💋#fuck all of y’all#you need help#it’s no etiquette with me baby#it should never be this serious#weirdos who get no vitamin d#y’all all gon catch these strays today#sb had to humble yall#stand on business 💼#asap#anti gwiles#gwiles#anti atsv atp#anti punkflower#ghostflower#punkflower#miles morales#gwen stacy#hobie brown#atsv#spiderverse#itsv#gwen x miles#spiderman#spider-man#get a hobby bc over analyzing every gwiles scene doesn’t count#and btw this is why nobody likes y’all#hope u find peace of mind tho
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yuki x chef reader for your 6k celebration :) you can take it whichever direction you'd like
whoever sent this, I’m smooching you 🫶🏽 // all photos are from pinterest and/or instagram
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May I present to you:
A three part story told by Miles Kane and his hungry stomach
-26/11/2023-
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So good 🥰 (Miles reposted)
OH MY LORD
I’m so fucking in love with Maxie I can’t breathe the little paws the way he slid on the hardwood floor
-27/11/2023-
We get it Miles you’re Alex’s Arabella
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Good luck brother looking incredible x (miles reposted)
28/11/2023
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The fact that Miles is mentally also still in Dublin and is thinking about it is kinda comforting that we’re not the only mentally unstable ones but he’s missing his dream week as well and reminisces the special moments
(Liam Toon reposted 🫡🫡🫡 and tagged Miles, Nathan Sudders and Josh Mcclorey) (and Miles rereposted Liam with Yes sir)
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@suddersnathan 🤌🏽🥪 (Miles reposted)(Nathan reposted Miles’ repost)
I am indeed very proud of myself 🫡
29/11/2023
Miles looking for a duet partner for T.Rex’s “life’s a gas” for tomorrows London gig
Love that Miles’ Dublin guitarist second top artist is Arctic Monkeys 🫶🏽🤣
He’s missed us 🥲 also “only acoustic” nah we don’t tolerate self deprecation in this fandom
The first one is just a fancy pink panther theme song and I love Miles for that 🫶🏽🤣
#let him cook#25/11/2023#I’d love for him to just do his own cooking show like something a la Florence Pugh#miles kane#cooking with the turtle (heavily supported by Maxie)#26/11/2023#the cutest father&son to ever exist#Maxie playing is a sight for sore eyes#27/11/2023#Instagram
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