#erling haaland instagram au

[libraryofloveletters]

Hi bestie, I’m back again :) can I get a social media au for Erling! She’s posting him up at his game, and also showing off her jersey, he makes spicy comments under her post 👀

you got it bestie // all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest

peaches

youruser

liked by erling.haaland, jackgrealish, rubendias and 48,493 others 

youruser: game day ⚽️

location: etihad stadium

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erling.haaland: did you take that from my closet? 

↪️youruser: yes, it looks better on me than you 💅🏽

↪️erling.haaland: looks better on the floor but okay 🤣

mancity: good to see you supporting y/n!! 🩵

jackgrealish: you two are disgusting 🤮

↪️youruser: unfollow me then bestie 😘

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erling.haaland

Liked by mancity, virgilvandijk, rubendias and 772,394 others 

erling.haaland: special win today!! even more special with my girl watching ❤️

location: etihad stadium // tagged: mancity, youruser

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youruser: yeah no cause I was the only one in the crowd right?? 

↪️erling.haaland: the only one I get to take home so yeah 

↪️youruser: you can take home anyone 🙄

↪️erling.haaland: not everyone would let me do what I do to you to them 

eh9: the comments have me DEADDDDDD

rubendias: jackgrealish is right, you two are disgusting.

↪️youruser: it’s your giant teammate, not me. 

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youruser

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youruser: hello sunshine 

location: maldives

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ehandynfan: pretty!! 

yourbestie: bring me back a nephew please 

↪️erling.haaland: we’ll get started on that right now 

↪️youruser: don’t listen to him 

rubendias: 😍

erling.haaland: 🍑

↪️youruser: get out of my comments

↪️erling.haaland: and in you? okay coming!! 🏃🏼💨

[luckybitchsstuff]

Is it just a coincidence ? - Jude Bellingham x f reader

Insta au

Pairing - Jude Bellingham x Female Reader

Warnings - none too my knowledge lmk if I missed something!!!!

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Yourusername Best nights in Greece 🇬🇷🤍💙

Y/nfan4 isn’t Jude in Greece rn

Y/nfanpage yeh and he’s liking her posts

Y/nfan4 hmm a bit suspicious

Yourbsfusername hope your having fun but you need to come back soon I miss you and so do the cats 😘😘

Yourusername I miss the cats too and you I’ll be back soon ❤️

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JudeBellingham what a place 🇬🇷

Judefan45 He’s actually so fine 🤭🤭😮

Y/nfan3 Y/N LIKED IT THERE LIKING EACH OTHERS PHOTOS AND THERE BOTH IN GREECE I SMELL SOMETHING

Yourusername I think you need to clean your back camera that photo is not the best quality mate

JobeBellingham I couldn’t agree more

JudeBellingham I blame jobe he took them and said it looked fine

Judefan5 THERE TALKING TO EACH OTHER IN THE COMMENTS OMG

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Celebdailynews Jude Bellingham famous footballer seen with a mystery woman acting very touchy on 2 occasions in Greece the past 2 days, who is the footballer with and how will this make the fans feel???

Y/nfan3 I might be going crazy but that looks a lot like y/n and she’s in Greece

Celebdailynews and if you haven’t noticed she has liked our post

Judefan6 no matter who he is with the fans opinion shouldn’t matter he’s not ours he has a life and is free to live it so when we find out who it is let’s not be bad about it

Footballfan7 I strongly agree it’s so weird how In our days we can judge people just because there with celebs it’s just so dumb

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JudeBellingham Greece is better with you

Tagged - @.yourusername

Yourusername I love you 💕

JudeBellingham I love you more ❤️

JobeBellingham can you too shut tf up its so annoying especially since I have to hear it in person

Y/nfan8 poor jobe but these 2 are so cute

Judefan10 WE ALL KNEW IT ANOTHER TIME THAT WERE ALL RIGHT

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Sorry for taking so long to post it’s been like a week but it’s been my first week back at uni and already so much work so I can’t promise a lot of posts but I will when I can thank you for 50 followers also and 1000 likes love you all keep sending requests ❤️❤️

[footballerimaginess]

Instagram File | Figure Skater

Can I request Erling Haaland and a figure skating gf? An Instagram au, or headcanons, or anything really would be lovely🤍 thank u Credit to the owners of these photos! Please reblog and support this fic! x

liked by: sasha__rebecca, izakova, erling.haaland and 31,014 others

yourusername: Being on the ice is my dream ⛸️🤍 view 310 other comments erling.haaland: 🤍🤍🤍 jackgrealish: teach me pls lacroixmichele: obsessed with u sasha__rebecca: you need to teach me please pretty girl x

[erling.haaland posted on his story]

liked by: erling.haaland, britneydevilliers and 81,021 others yourusername: being back in Norway means the figure skater is back out. I feel like it is a dream out here view 343 other comments erling.haaland: wish I was here! sasha__rebecca: you are a dream!! britneydevilliers: 😍😍

liked by: erling.haaland, hattiebourn and 23,043 others yourusername: I'm finally back competing in figure skating, been out the game so long now but ya girl is back!! 🤍 view 54 other comments erling.haaland: cannot wait to see you out there performing! hattiebourn: you are amazing!! sophiaaemelia: beauty x

[yourusername posted a story!]

liked by yourusername and others erling.haaland: proud of you yourusername 🤍 view 434 other comments yourusername: love you kevindebruyne: cute ricolewis: can you give this ago please? user1: the best haalandfans: so so so cuteeeeeee!

[julianalvarez9]

just for us / erling haaland

request: omg! a sweet insta fic of erling soft launching his gf to the word and everyone being happy about it?

pairing: erling haaland x footballer!reader

face claim: julie blakstad for the city player pics

author's note: this is the first erling imagine i do hakdjsk kinda nervous. tell me if you like it!! 🤍

yourusername

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yourusername a brace and 3 important points. let's go!! 💙💙

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erling.haaland proud 💙👏🏻

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mancity

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mancity we would like to know your stylist's name, erling.haaland! 😉

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erling.haaland will remain a secret for now :)

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errrling9 he's so cuteeee 😭

yourusername

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yourusername tired after training, needed another set of legs 🏋🏻‍♀️

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erling.haaland i'm too good for you

yourusername maybe

haalandandyn announcement 📢 rn 📢

haalnd9 let them be !!! they'll tell us in their own time.

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erling.haaland

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erling.haaland beach day :)

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philfoden 👏🏻👏🏻

erling.haaland

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erling.haaland 🤵🏼‍♂️🤵🏼‍♂️

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haalanderling THE SECOND SLIDE WTFFFF

yncityzen if it's not yourusername i'll be so sad

yourusername

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yourusername pretty in black

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yncityzen IT'S HAPPENING AJDHEKHX

erling.haaland 💌

yourmother we miss you two!!!

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yourusername

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yourusername pretty guy and pretty sunset.

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erling.haaland 🤍

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phil.foden 🤭

[footiegirl]

Welcome my loves! Here I will be making our beloved Insta & Text AU’s for our football boys. I will be accepting requests for any footballer from any league, if I don’t know the requested footballer (slim chance!!) I will be doing my research to make sure it’s the best possible AU!

Please message and request what footballer you’d like, whether you want an Insta or text AU, and a little background to what you want 🙂

I look forward to seeing some requests!!

[latin5mamii]

MASTERLIST:

Jude Bellingham

𐙚 Angel-1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6part 7part 8part

𐙚 Jude as a cute boyfriend

𐙚 Instagram AU

𐙚 Camera

𐙚 Family

𐙚 Don't touch me smut

𐙚 Never again smut

𐙚 Hate you. 2 part (smut)

𐙚 nsfw alphabet

𐙚 warm

𐙚 distract me

𐙚 worth remembering

Eduardo Camavinga

🂱 SMAU

Erling Haaland

♱ Haircare

Kylian Mbappé

⏾ Sometimes

⏾no, no, no

[f1haaland]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐩𝐭 𝟐 / 𝑬.𝑯

pairing: erling haaland x fem!reader

summary: y/n exposes her texts with her situationship on tiktok and the fans go crazy

author's note: based off this kind of tiktoks.

— social media au | face claim: cindy kimberly

reblogs, feedbacks and likes are appreciated. support your content creators!! 🫶🏽

➜ 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

read pt1

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instagram

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erling.haaland Min kjærlighet 🤍

yourinstagram i love u 🤍

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yourinstagram and hoes be calling me ugly

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user1 LMAOOOO SHE'S INSANE I LOVE HER

user2 drag them queen!!!

tinistoessel That's mi chica

user3 We love you y/n

erling.haaland Don't you ever get tired of exposing me?

⤷ yourinstagram never

[authorxxxxxx]

MASTERLIST

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Zlatan Ibrahimović

Expect The Unexpected ( Part 1 ) Soulmate AU

Never Let Go Of Me ( Part 2 ) Soulmate AU

Always With Me ( Danger promt List )

Growing Old Together

Babydoll Instagram AU

NSFW Alphabet

Happy Anniversary Instagram AU

Late At Night

Erling Haaland

Coolgirl ( Part 1 )

Complaint's And Wine ( Part 2 )

NSFW Alphabet

Size Kink

Celebrity Crush

Lewis Hamilton

Legend's Are Made

Charles Leclerc

Enough Instagram AU

Marco Bezzecchi

Stay Safe For Me ( Angst prompt List )

Detective David Loki ( Prisoners 2013 )

Afraid Of The Dark

Transformers - Optimus Prime

Jitterbug

Chaotic ( Part 1 ) , ( Part 2 )

Detective Monk - Captain Leland Stottlemeyer

Sugar

[sp4ceqtown]

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Welcome to my Blog!♡

Facts about me :

Name : Megi

Age : 19 yrs old.

Nationality : Japanese // Greek

MBTI Type : INTP-T

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Football Clubs (+favorite players) :

PSG (Paris Saint-German) :

Neymar Jr. (10, Forward)

Kylian Mbappé (7, Forward)

Lionel Messi (30, Forward)

Sergio Ramos (4, Defender)

Achraf Hakimi (2, Defender)

Marquinhos (5, Defender)

Vitinha (17, Midfielder)

F.C Barcelona :

Gavi (6, Midfielder)

Pedri (8, Midfielder)

Raphinha (22, Forward)

Lewandowski (9, Forward)

Chelsea F.C :

João Félix (11, Forward)

Mason Mount (19, Midfielder)

and more.

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Masterlist :

João Félix :

A comforting walk (Fluff)

- in which You and João go for a little walk to clear your mind.

Comforting Words (Angst (?) + Fluff)

- in which You comfort João after Chelsea lost a match.

Late Night Snuggles (Fluff)

- in which You can't fall asleep but Joao is there to help you.

Plushie (Fluff)

- in which Joao wins the plushie you wanted.

TikTok Trend (Fluff + Flirty (?) )

- in which you try a TikTok Trend on João but he wasn't ready for the plot twist.

Edits (Fluff)

- in which João catches you watching edits of him.

Pablo Gavi :

No Cuddles? (Fluff)

- in which Gavi has been ignoring You and not giving you any cuddles.

Number 30 looks better on you (Fluff)

- in which You wear another player's jersey to make Gavi jealous.

Spanish Teaching (Fluff)

- in which Gavi teaches You some Spanish words.

Pedri González :

Hirai Momo x Pedri Gonzalez (Instagram AU)

- in which Pedri and Momo like and comment on each other posts and are seen together, are they together?

Kylian Mbappé :

A Rainy Day (Fluff)

- in which the weather in Paris is Rainy with Thunder, Kylian is there to protect you.

Attitude (Angst + Fluff)

- in which Kylian comes home after training grumpy and angry which leads into an argument.

Frustration (Fluff)

- in which Kylian is frustrated during the match and your the only one that can make him feel better.

Foot Massage (Fluff)

- in which Kylian gives you a foot message but he finds out you're ticklish.

Dating Headcanons

- what it's like dating Kylian Mbappé.

Acrylic Nails

- in which You get acrylic nails and give Kylian a massage.

Neymar Jr. :

Pregnant (Fluff)

- how would Neymar react to You being pregnant + little imagine.

Lionel Messi :

First Meeting (Fluff)

- in which Lionel Messi meets your parents for the first time, do they like him?

Erling Haaland :

Love in the Field (Fluff)

- in which Erling dedicates his goal to you.

Phil Foden :

You belong to me (Fluff)

- in which a guy flirts with you and Phil is there to show the guy who you belong to.

Virgil Van Dijk :

Lovely Night (Fluff)

- in which Virgil proposes to you during your birthday.

Mason Mount :

Break up (Angst)

- in which Mason thinks things aren't working out so he decides to break up with you.. will you get back together?

Break up (Angst + Pt.2)

- in which Mason regrets breaking up with you and asks for a second chance.

Sergio Ramos :

Protective (Fluff)

- in which Sergio doesn't like the way someone looks at you and he's there to protect you.

Dating Headcanons

- what it's like dating Sergio Ramos.

feel free to request any player of your choice!

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Have a great day/night!♡

- Megi.

[libraryofloveletters]

Routines

pairing: erling haaland x reader

summary: sunday mornings were a bit of a tradition for you, everyone notices when the pattern changes.

author’s note: this was a random one, dedicated to my bestie @themandaloriansdiaries since she picked the song <3

all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest :) 

written in the photos series masterlist

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youruser added an instagram story.

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youruser

liked by erling.haaland, yourbestie, rubendias and 198,430 others

youruser: sundays ♥️

location: south of france

view 893 comments

yn_wife: omg?? who’s that!!!!

user4: who’s the man bestieeeeee

jackgrealish: 😍🩷🩷

comment liked by youruser

↪️user10: arianaaaaaaa🫢 what are you doing herreeeeeee

9_10: I swear jack has a girlfriend?? what is he doing here 😭

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erling.haaland

liked by jackgrealish, youruser, rubendias and 789,324 others 

erling.haaland: ☀️

location: south of france

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jackgrealish: miss you buddy ❤️

comment liked by erling.haaland

user9: !!!! who’s that in pic two !!!!!!!!!!

↪️ynsbiggestfan: that’s literally queen yn😭 it’s the same hairstyle from her post earlier today

youruser: 🌑

↪️erling.haaland: you think you’re funny 

yn_wife: ynnnn what are you doing herreeeeeeeee

user12: so they’re totally seeing each other right ^^ that’s literally her in the second pic 

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youruser

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youruser: ⚽️ vs 🏠

tagged: erling.haaland

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yn_wife: I fucking called it

judebellingham: there are children on this app 😭

↪️youruser: and you’re one of them, get out my comments Jude 🫶🏽🫶🏽

user10: screaming, crying, sliding down the wall!!! the second pic??!?!!?!?!

erling.haaland: you’ll get used to it 

↪️youruser: trying my best

9haaland: i thought this was a wholesome post 😭 jumpscare for the second pic

jackgrealish: okay so I can finally tell people I know the famous y/n

↪️youruser: and I can say im friends with dj grealooooo

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youruser added an instagram story.

[thomasmuellerfcbayern]

BILD entschlüsselt Müllers Erfolgscode

Beim Liga-Knaller gegen den BVB soll Thomas Müller (31) sein Startelf-Comeback geben!

Nach zweiwöchiger Corona-Quarantäne meldete er sich bereits beim 5:1 gegen Köln vergangene Samstag als Joker eindrucksvoll zurück: Nur 30 Sekunden nach seiner Einwechslung lieferte er mit dem ersten Ballkontakt die Vorlage zum 3:1 – typisch Müller!

BILD entschlüsselt Müllers Erfolgscode.

Dass Müller ein entscheidender Faktor für das Bayern-Spiel ist, belegen auch die Zahlen: Ohne Müller in der Startelf holten die Münchner in dieser Bundesligasaison im Schnitt nur 1,3 Punkte pro Spiel, mit ihm 2,4 Punkte!

Was macht Müller so stark?

Durch seine unkonventionelle Spielweise macht er Bayern unberechenbar. Er erkennt Räume und Laufwege wie kein anderer, ist überall auf dem Platz zu finden. Auffällig: Seine Pferde-Lunge und sein Biss. Müller legte bei Bayern bislang die größte Laufstrecke zurück – 228,8 Kilometer insgesamt, im Schnitt 11,6 pro Spiel. Dazu bestritt er bei seinen 21 Liga-Einsätzen die meisten Zweikämpfe im Team (506) – und das als Offensiver Mittelfeld-Mann!

Müller im Podcast von Sportwissenschaftler Peter Kotkowski und Physiotherapeut Oliver Schmidtlein über sein Erfolgsgeheimnis: „Ich habe nicht die ganz klassischen Skills, die du in einer Skill-Tabelle ablesen kannst. Ich habe keine Schusskraft 5000, ich bin nicht schnell, aber auch nicht langsam. Dafür bin ich gedankenschnell, reaktionsschnell.“

Hinzu kommt sein Tor-Riecher. 22 Scorerpunkte hat Müller in dieser Saison schon gesammelt (10 Tore, 12 Vorlagen)! Nur Robert Lewandowski (36), André Silva (24) und Erling Haaland (22) haben mehr.

Müller ist Bayerns Dauer-Brenner, ist fast nie verletzt. Zwei Muskelfaserrisse und eine Daumenverletzung waren die „schlimmsten“ Verletzungen. Zuletzt zwang ihn Corona zu einer zweiwöchigen Pause. Beachtlich: Nach nur einer Einzel-Einheit stieg er direkt wieder ins Team-Training ein. Müller ist zwar kein Muskelprotz wie Lewandowski oder Goretzka, ist aber immer topfit. Trainer Hansi Flick (56) über Müllers Blitz-Comeback: „Er ist ein Spieler, der eine gute Basis hat. Das kommt ihm jetzt zugute.“

Müller ist ein Vorzeige-Profi. In seiner Akte: 0 Skandale, 0 Suspendierungen, 0 Fehltritte.

Flick: „Thomas ist ein außergewöhnlicher Spieler – nicht nur auf dem Platz. Er ist auch neben dem Platz immer sehr aktiv. Er ist einer, der eine gewisse Atmosphäre in eine Mannschaft hineinbekommt. Dazu ist er sehr professionell, was seine Auffassung des Profifußballers betrifft. Er verkörpert viele Dinge, die man in einer Mannschaft braucht. Neben der Einstellung hat er eine gewisse Lockerheit. Er hat immer wieder gute Ansätze, die Spieler zu motivieren und mitzunehmen.“

Weil Müller seine Kollegen auf dem Platz unermüdlich antreibt, hat er den Spitznamen „Radio Müller“. Er verkörpert das Mia-san-Mia wie kein anderer Bayern-Star, strahlt die perfekte Mischung zwischen positiver Lockerheit und immer gewinnen wollen aus.

Müller achtet sehr auf eine gesunde Ernährung, kocht gerne selbst. Ein Rezept aus der Müller-Küche: Lachs mit Pinienkernen, Frühlingszwiebeln, Brokkoli und Süßkartoffeln. Besonders gern isst der Nationalspieler Karotten, Zitronen und Limetten. „Sauer macht lustig“, sagt Müller. Mit Sternekoch Holger Stromberg (bis Anfang 2017 Koch der DFB-Nationalelf) kochte Müller sogar schon live auf YouTube. Zubereitet wurde eine Petersilienwurzelsuppe. Auch mit Star-Koch Alfons Schuhbeck (71) stand Müller schon am Herd.

Was Müller Kraft gibt?

Seine Frau Lisa (31) mit der er bereits seit fast 12 Jahren verheiratet ist. Auch sie ist Profi-Sportlerin (erfolgreiche Dressurreiterin). Die Müllers haben sogar ein Pferde-Gestüt „Gut Wettlkam“ im oberbayrischen Otterfing. Dort kümmert sich Müller liebevoll um Pferde, Hasen und auch Hühner. Ein Beispiel: Einen Tag nach dem 6:2-Sieg gegen RB Salzburg in der Königsklasse, mistete der Fußball-Star mit großer Freude den Hasenstall aus. Auf Instagram postete er ein Foto, schrieb dazu: „Es ist immer wieder schön nach einer Champions-League-Nacht nach Hause zu kommen und ein paar normale Sachen zu machen.“ Auch bei einer Fohlen-geburt halt er vor Kurzem mit. Das zeigt, wie bodenständig Müller ist. Starallüren? Fehlanzeige!

Vor allem bei Spaziergängen mit Lisa und den beiden Hunden Micky und Murmel kann er vom Stress abschalten. Dass er während der Corona-Quarantäne von seiner Frau getrennt war, machte ihm zu schaffen.

In seinem Newsletter erzählte Müller von gemeinsamen Abendessen mit Lisa im Keller hinter einer Glasscheibe. Müller: „Eine witzige Situation, im eigenen Kellerflur zu essen – aber funktioniert auch gut, wie ich festgestellt habe.“

[luckybitchsstuff]

I will give you a little baby goat emoji if you write something for ChrisMD, I will infact pay upfront 🐐.

The special day - ChrisMD x F Reader

Insta au

Pairing - ChrisMD x female reader

Warnings - NONEE!!!!!

Ahahahah thanks I’ve been wanting to write for him but unsure of what to write but enjoyyyy

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Yourusername officially Mrs MD 💍💍

ChrisMD Most amazing day 🤍

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Y/nFan7 she looks heavenly

Yourbsfusername that’s what I said as she walked down the isle I definitely wasn’t crying

Yourusername to my knowledge you were hysterically crying

Yourbsfusername I wasn’t your lying

Y/nfan2 Chris is one lucky man

ChrisMD I’m very aware 😮

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ChrisMD The day I finally made her Mine

ArthurTV so happy for you too 🤍

Yourusername always have been 🤭❤️

Y/n&chrisfan mother and father are nearly mother and father

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Yourusername 🤍 12.12.23🤍

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ChrisMD she keeps watching Barbie and crying 😭

Randolph normal pregnancy things mate don’t worry

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Sorry this took so long and hope you guys liked it also I’m gonna make a masterlist so if you wanna read more it will be linked on the pinned post on my account

Love you all thank youuuu

[footballerimaginess]

April Recs

I barely reblogged any fics in April, I promise I’ll do better. These are the fics I reblogged in April.  Baby’s here - Erling Haaland - written by @highdreaming Number 10 - Cho Gue Sung - written by @kpdlvr2 Dating Headcannon - Nicola Zalewski - written by @i9messi Soft launch instagram au - Kepa - written by @fernandezology Baby - Lucas Paqueta - written by @httpsdana J - Erling Haaland - written by @football-and-fanfics

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"Habe keine Kühe, aber ..." Haaland sieht seine Zukunft auf dem Bauernhof 28.01.2022, 14:37 Uhr Mit 21 Jahren hat Erling Haaland den größten Teil seiner Karriere zwar noch vor sich, der Angreifer von Borussia Dortmund denkt aber schon an die Zeit nach dem Fußball. In seiner norwegischen Heimat möchte er dann auf einem Bauernhof leben. Aufenhalte auf dem Land helfen ihm jetzt schon, sagt er. Borussia Dortmunds Topstar Erling Haaland sieht sich in 20 Jahren auf einer eigenen kleinen Farm, ganz idyllisch zwischen Kühen und Traktoren. "Ich habe keine Kühe, aber ich werde später definitiv welche besitzen", sagte der 21-Jährige in einem ESPN-Interview: "Ich denke, ich werde einen kleinen Bauernhof haben, wenn ich in Bryne meine Karriere beendet habe. Ich weiß noch nicht wo, aber ich werde mich mit einigen Tieren umgeben." Er sei immer noch der "ganz ruhige Typ aus Bryne" im Südwesten Norwegens, sagte Haaland. "Ich bin manchmal ein bisschen verrückt, aber habe gerne meine Ruhe. Ich bin ein sehr verschlossener Mensch." Sein perfekter Tag sehe so aus: "Ohne Wecker aufwachen, ein gutes Frühstück - und dann den ganzen Tag in der Sonne liegen und entspannen." Bei aller Liebe zum Fußball sei es ohnehin extrem wichtig, den Kopf abzuschalten. "Ansonsten brennst du aus", sagte Haaland, "denn es ist nicht einfach, ein Fußballer zu sein, es bedeutet hohen Druck." Er tue also viele Dinge, um mental zu verschnaufen: "Wenn es also möglich ist, versuche ich, meinen Kopf zu entspannen. Und eines dieser Dinge ist zum Beispiel, auf einem Bauernhof zu sein oder einen Traktor zu fahren oder die Kühe zu füttern." Der Norweger hatte im Sommer 2020 auf seinem Instagram-Account ein Foto gepostet, auf dem er auf einem Traktor sitzt und dazu geschrieben: "Ich arbeite". Landwirtschaft sei eine Möglichkeit, seinen Kopf abzuschalten und einmal nicht an Fußball zu denken, sagte Haaland nun. Bis auf Weiteres steht aber der Sport im Mittelpunkt: "Das Wichtigste in meinem Leben ist Fußball", sagte er bei ESPN: "Mein ganzes Leben besteht gewissermaßen aus Fußball. Wo ich lebe, was ich mache, es fußt alles darauf, dass ich jeden Tag trainiere und am Wochenende spiele." Er arbeite allerdings auch daran, "ein gutes und gesundes Leben zu führen und gute Menschen um mich zu haben." Denn "wenn du keinen fitten und gesunden Körper hast, dann hast du keine Chance" und dann helfe auch die ebenso unabdingbare bestmögliche Einstellung nichts. "Es braucht eine optimale Mischung aus diesen beiden Dingen."

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pairing: erling haaland x reader

summary:  all you wanted away some time away from the city for your boyfriend and where does your boyfriend take you? the farm. 

author’s note: I know he gave you the ick at first but now that’s your baby -- also this is very on par for him I think so here we are :) 

all photos are from instagram and/or pinterest :) - @themandaloriansdiaries

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user9: not them actually having a farm??? 

↪️youruser: it’s the haaland family farm!

user7: how does it feel to be living my dream life!!!!!

jackgrelish: can you kidnap a goat or something? 

↪️youruser: doesn’t mancity already employ erling.haaland? 🤔

↪️jackgrealish: way to boost his ego as if his head isn’t big enough 🤣

erling.haaland: come outside, I’m waiting on you

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erling.haaland: me and my magic potion 🥛💪🏻

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rubendias: 🤣🤣🤣

user9: why am I laughing so hard 

yourbestie: you’re a walking ick sometimes 

↪️erling.haaland: you’re just mad we didn’t invite you to the farm 😙

↪️yourbestie: you don’t wanna see me win 🙄

youruser: this is where you disappeared to this morning?? 🤣🤣

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jackgrealish: happy birthday bestie!!! 🥳❤️

↪️youruser: thank you jack!! ❤️

user10: soooo cute like im crying rn 

user16: is that Erling shirtless on a horse?????

↪️youruser: yes 😭

erling.haaland: love you ❤️

↪️youruser: love youuuuu

rubendias: happy birthday pretty girl 

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nathanake: happy birthday!! 🥳

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youruser: still got my birthday balloons and cake 🤭

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pairing: erling haaland x fem!reader

summary: y/n exposes her texts with her situationship on tiktok and the fans go crazy

author's note: based off this kind of tiktoks.

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user1: poor guy is deeply in love

user2: situationship? girl this man is IN LOVE WITH YOU

user3: wait who's the player?

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wagsupdates Rumored to date Manchester City's norwegian player Erling Haaland, famous internet influencer Y/n Y/l is seen in Barcelona, where the british team will be playing this weekend.

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user1 love her outfit

user2 if it's only a rumor then why do y'all care so much

user3 NOT PHIL LIKING THE POST ☠️☠️☠️

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