#yes i love asgeir

[johaerys-writes]

Get to know me

I was tagged by @baejax-the-great, thank you so much pal! 

Share your wallpaper: My phone background for the past six months or so has been the same Patrochilles art that I'm actually not sure if I should post here without permission from the artist lol. But I can confirm that it's the cutest, most loveliest drawing of them, and Achilles looks so baby in it and I love staring at it every time I open up my phone :')

The last song you listened to: Unbound by Asgeir

Currently Reading:  Ten Days That Shook The World by John Reed (don't ask why or how, but my autistic Special Interest of choice for the past 2-3 weeks has been the political intrigue surrounding WWI and how it fuelled the October Revolution so I've been reading any book/watching any documentary I can get my hands on about it), and I've also been listening to The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath while doing chores and stuff

Last Movie: Everything Everywhere All at Once with @baejax-the-great

Craving: Travel :|

What are you wearing right now: My fluffiest house robe and my fluffy slippers and super comfy and soft socks, and yes I'm still in pyjamas 

How tall are you: 167 cm, no idea how that translates in feet and inches lol don't make me google it

Piercings: I have one piercing in each ear, I've often thought about getting more but needles be scary 

Tattoos: 6, and planning to finish my half sleeve by the end of the year

Glasses? Contacts?: Glasses, and I do sometimes wear contacts as well

Last drink: I am currently drinking some lukewarm coffee with oat milk :3

Last show: In the past couple years I've become so bad with starting shows and actually sticking with them lol, but I did do a rewatch of Neon Genesis Evangelion fairly recently..... OH and I watched Interview with the Vampire with @baejax-the-great a little while back which was super fun!! (because apparently I can't watch something unless I can shit talk or go feral over it with Bae LOL)

Last thing you ate: Toast with peanut butter and an apple

Favourite colour: Oooh that's such a hard question to answer!! The first colour that comes to mind is blue -- I always gravitate towards some version of blue, and currently it's deep navy blue, but I also own a lot of powder blue stuff. It's either that or baby pink or cream tbh, but I also own a good amount of gold/mustard things as well. Yellow makes me happy. I find jewel green incredibly pretty though I weirdly don't own anything of that colour (which reminds me I should perhaps make that a priority)

Current obsession: I'm guessing this is a fandom related question, so I'm going to be predictable and say that I'm, as usual, obsessed with Patrochilles and most of the other pairings I am currently writing, even though anxiety over real life stuff hasn't let me engage with them as much as I want lately. I do think about them a lot and have lots of ideas for new stories, and I'm also working my way back into catching up with fics I love, which I haven't been able to do in a while despite the joy it normally gives me. Brains can be very uncooperative at times, but what can you do about it lol. 

Unrelated Obsession: As I mentioned earlier I have been obsessed with Russian and generally European politics of the early 20th century for some weird ass reason lmao, but I've also been reading an in-depth analysis of Aeschylus' life and work I found in some corner of my library, which led me to looking up some academic papers about it, which led me to signing up for an online course about Athenian tragedy, so um?? I don't know what it is with me and going down those endless rabbit holes lately ahah. 

Any pets: I have a cat, aka a baby and a bastard and a devil spawn all wrapped in one (he is currently sleeping like an angel after attempting to tear down the curtains)

Do you have a crush on anyone: Um. Like, on a real life person? A fictional person? I do have crushes on several of my mutuals so if y'all are reading it I'm kissing you on the forehead MWAH

Favourite fictional character: I can't choose, don't make me choose!!!!!!! I can't choose between my children. But if I had to choose then maybe.... Patroclus? But also, Achilles? But also, my OC Tristan Trevelyan and Dorian Pavus from DA? But also Shiro and Keith from VLD? But also -- SEE, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CHOOSE

The last place you traveled: It feels like it's been SO long since I've traveled anywhere. I went to Aegina island last summer but since then I haven't been outside the city for even a DAY and it's been driving me crazy. I just need to see some green and blue and listen to nothing but birds or waves or the wind (at this point I'll even take the rooster that woke me up EVERY DAMN MORNING when I was in Aegina lmao). I'm planning on going on a day trip to Mycenae soon though so I'm very excited about that 😄

Tagging forth to @in-arlathan, @mogwaei, @tessa1972, @aymayzing, @inquisitoracorn, @tevivinter, @elveny, @pikapeppa, @petrowriting @peggy-sue-reads-a-book @juliafied, @vimlos, @gloriesunsung, @figsandphiltatos, @gwensparlour, @glimmerofgold, @sabino-sea, and so many more of my mutuals that I'm actually too shy to tag here. But seriously if you're reading this and it looks fun please do it and tag me, I'm nosy and I want to know everything about you LOL  

[flowersswayinginthewind]

FAVORITE MUSIC IN 2019

4/4

(click on the songs to listen to them on YouTube)

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links to parts 1, 2 and 3

Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) - Arcade Fire

Hourglass - Catfish and the Bottlemen

Movie - Tom Misch

It Runs Through Me - Tom Misch & De La Soul

One Evening - Feist

Moderation - Florence + The Machine

Haunted House - Florence + The Machine

The Wilhelm Scream (feat. Megan Washington) - The Bamboos

Who You Say I Am - Hillsong Worship

Leadlight - Julia Jacklin

Do Harm - Teeth & Tongue

Find Me A Place - Jupiter One

High Plains Drifter Finds The Oracle At Delphi - Jupiter One

Simple Math - Manchester Orchestra

The Gold - Manchester Orchestra

I’m Your Man - Spiritualized

Até Pensei - Chico Buarque

Olê, Olá - Chico Buarque

Não Sonho Mais - Chico Buarque

Hello, I’m In Delaware - City and Colour

The Golden State - City and Colour

Remember Last Time - Avi Buffalo

This Is The Sea - The Waterboys

It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue - The Animals

Carnavalia - Tribalistas

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Cass McCombs

Light Year - Gregory Alan Isakov

Weight of the Planets - Aldous Harding

Jacaranda Tree - Josh Garrels

Близится рассвет -  Svidaniye

Меняться телами -  Svidaniye

Oceano - Djavan

Flor de Lis - Djavan

Family Romance - Department of Eagles

Life’s A Dream - Built To Spill

Didn’t I - Darondo

Triple bicéphale - Le Dé

In The Dark - Vök

Bad Son - Jed Whedon and the Willing

Little One - Highly Suspect

Poema de Maria Rosa - Fino Coletivo

Don’t Dream It’s Over - The Head and the Heart

Higher - Ásgeir

King And Cross - Ásgeir

On That Day - Ásgeir

Heart Shaped Box - Ásgeir

I Should Live In Salt - Ásgeir

Stardust - Ásgeir

Heimförin - Ásgeir

[viriyanon]

tagged by AGAIN @jazthespazz​ ma’am why are you giving me an actual job today thank you so much

name: angela

pronouns: she/her

star sign: 🐐

height: 156 or so fUCK IM SMOL I HATE IT HERE 😠😠😠

time: 10:37pm

birthday: 1st of jan 

nationality: take a wild wild guess

fave bands/groups: uhh im not sure abt this since im an ear-catching-or-not-oriented but seventeen, suju, and jj project (MOM DAD I MISS U) always have a special part in my heart. also, uhm chicago? westlife? toto? mamamoo? the neighbourhood? kodaline? alt-j? il divo, if u know them? i used to listen to the alan parsons project i kinda miss them. also, parekh and singh.

fave solo artists: UHHH I DONT KNOW LIKE DOES LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN COUNT? AND SERGEI RACHMANINOFF??? I MEAN THE WAY THEY MAKE COMPOSITIONS THAT DEFINITELY WILL BE PLAYED ON THE JUDGMENT DAY AS THE WORLD BUUURNS??? im obsessed. umm who else, hozier. asgeir, he’s a soloist from iceland, andrea bocelli, finneas oh my i love him. ice paper, he is a soloist from china. uh, does earth pirapat watthanasetsiri count cus yEs? melanie martinez? OH ALSO FATHER JOHN MISTY YES.

song stuck in your head: now? come and get your loooove~ by redbone

last movie you watched: i just rewatched doctor sleep for the fifth time last night

last show you binged: reunion: the sound of providence cus hhhhhhhhhhhhhh zhu yilong u A CUTE LIL BEAN IM SO ANGRY CUS HES JUST SO CUTE, YOUR HONOR

when you created your blog: 2012

the last thing you googled: “who sings a million dreams”

other blogs: one blog is already tiring

why i chose my url: cus PHUPHA VIRIYANON IS A BIG MAN WITH A BIGGER HEART IN ORDER TO RESPECT HIS KINDNESS AND HUMBLENESS AND HOW I RELATE TO HIS DECISION AND MINDSET MOST OF THE TIME, I MAKE THIS URL FOR MY MAN

how many people are you following: 3 something

how many followers do you have: 9 something

average hours of sleep: never count. i sleep when i wanna sleep, wake when i wanna wake.

lucky numbers: ??????? people have.... lucky numbers??

instruments: guitar, piano, harmonica but im rotten af

what i'm currently wearing: red shirts, green shorts. simplicity at its best. also, merry christmas.

dream job: movie director. an author. natgeo photographer. anything that i can express my aesthetic to. oh, an iceland farmer. cus im done with busy cities and unnecessary races i just want a calm life with a flock of sheep and sunset and vast grassland

dream trip: Iceland and Switzerland

fave food: i eat almost everything except tomato. what the fck is that sht.

top three fictional universes you'd like to live in: idk the answer to this tbh like what kind of answers are being expected. but uh the fictional universe where jiang yuelou gets his sunset with chen yuzhi and triple that. oh wait thAt. the one where i live as phupha's subordinates and annoy him with the gang til his death

tagging everyone who wanna join it’s ok dont be shy im just a lazy ass in tagging people heheh

[rukia-writes]

HELLO~~~ Rukia-sama, I was scrolling through my blog and read again that short scenario of Askeladd with a mermaid and I wondered, what would Askeladd do if after a while of not seeing the mermaid he found out some vikings captured her to sell her? If you feel like writing something like that if not is fine. You are super cool and sweet! Lots of love from Finland ❤❤❤

I remember that request 💙💙

(Part 1)

(Part 2)

Bjorn heard his boy sigh for the tenth time in a short amount of time, while looking out on the ocean

“What’s wrong boss?”

“I’m worried about my cute mermaid. I haven’t seen in her weeks.”

Bjorn did “Ah, that’s why.” Facial gesture as he also wondered about the sweet and cute mermaid. When the crew reached land Askeladd didn’t want to leave the boat in case his cute mermaid showed up. However, Askeladd went into town with Bjorn by his side.

It was only when a crowd gather around a building caught their attention. Askeladd didn’t want to be bothered but Bjorn wanted to know what the fuss was about.

So he asked a now scared villager what was going on, and when Bjorn got his answer he had to tell Askeladd.

“I’ll be damn, it really is a mermaid.”

“Look how cute!”

The viking leader had (Name) wrists tied up and another viking holding her so she wouldn’t escape even though she was trying to escape.

“Yes I found her in the ocean and she’s a genuine mermaid. So let’s start the bid.”

The bids were coming in as nobles and vikings started their bids. Yelling and nearly fighting each other ignoring how sad the mermaid was.

(Name) wasn’t sad for long however.

“...We missed it!”

Thorkell had arrived to the village where a supposed mermaid was kept only to arrive late at night with his crew.

The place had burned down.

“What happened?! I wanted to see the mermaid.”

“The mermaid was here. But some vikings took off with her, killed the guy who was selling her and burned the place down.”

A scared villager explained to an upset Thorkell. Asgeir sighed in sadness as well.

“I wanted to see the mermaid too.”

“What did they look like?! Where did they go?!”

Thorkell began to shake the villager violently trying to get answers, sadly the answers Thorkell received was no help.

On Askeladd’s ship Askeladd’s men were still surprised to see an actual mermaid on board. Thorfinn was also taken back.

Askeladd introduced (Name) to everyone all the men, even if he didn’t want to.

“Can I touch your tail?!”

“Can you cry pearls?!”

“Are there more mermaids down in the ocean?!”

Thorfinn wanted to touch (Name)’s mermaid’s tail, While Ear wanted to know if (Name) could cry pearls. The questions kept coming (Name) answered them all the best she could.

“She doesn’t need to answer them.”

“Stop being possessive Askeladd.”

Later on that night when the crew were sleeping Askeladd and (Name) were saying their goodbyes again.

“Don’t get caught anymore. I might not be able to save you.”

“I’ll try not to. I hope to see you soon.”

“Same.”

With that, (Name) dived back into the ocean leaving a sad Askeladd behind. Askeladd sighed knowing he wouldn’t get any sleep that night, but at least he knew (Name) was safe now.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[golden-saga-imagines]

I wanted to request, if ok, some headcanons on what type of girl would asgeir fall for, like personality traits and stuff like that, please and thank you :3 Can I request a scenario about asgeir when he’s sexually frustrated and his female s/o teases him

Yes, of course you can ask. But, I would ask you that you only asks for a one request in a message, or headcanons, or scenario, or other things.

Well, Asgeir likes tall girls, with long hair; they’re responsible, but fun, he doesn’t mind if she’s very clingy (he can be so serious in public, but Asgeir loves cuddle with his s/o). If she’s nice, and share the same interest will be the perfect girl.

Ari 🍂

[one-happy-silent-geek-girl]

So here are some incorrect quotes with my Shadow and Bones OC's made with the incorrect quotes prompt @moobrvoobl-moobmoob-oobmpoobroom gave :3

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Silver to Layama : My life, is in the hands of an idiot

Layama *motioning to Asgeir and themselves* : Oh no no no no no no TWO idiots...

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*At the dinner table*

Asgeir : Layama can you pass me the salt ?

Layama : *yeets Silver across the table*

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Layama : I told Silver her ears flush when they lie !

Asgeir : Why ?

Layama : Because now we can know when she lies, look

Layama : Hey Silver ! Do you love us ???

Silver *covering her ears* : NO

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Asgeir : Alright Silver, you have to apologizes to Layama

Silver : *sigh* Fine ! 'Unfucks you' or whatever...

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Silver: While I’m gone, Layama, you’re in charge. Layama: Yes!!! Silver, whispering: Asgeir, you’re secretly in charge. Asgeir: Obviously.

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Silver: We need a distraction. Asgeir: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Layama, whispering: My time has come

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Layama: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Silver: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Layama: Yes! Silver: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Asgeir *from across* : *gasp* WE SAID NICE SILVER, YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE NICE WITH LAY

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Silver: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Asgeir: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Silver: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Layama: edible

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Silver: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Layama: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Asgeir: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Layama: Good thinking.

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Layama: I made tea. Silver: I don’t want tea. Layama: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Silver: Then why are you telling me? Layama: It is a conversation starter. Silver: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Layama: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Silver, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Layama, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Asgeir, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Layama: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Asgeir: I'm incredibly fast at math. Layama: Alright, what's 30x17? Asgeir: 47 Layama: That's not even close. Asgeir: But it was fast.

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Asgeir: Where are you going? Silver: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Asgeir: *Accidentally hits Silver in the face* Asgeir: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Asgeir: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Silver: What’s wrong with you?!

Asgeir : ;v;

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Asgeir: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Silver: Only if you also don't ask why Silver: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Asgeir: Silver: Asgeir: This one is fine

Layama in the back : ✋👁👄👁✋

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Asgeir: Am I in trouble? Silver: Take a guess. Asgeir: No? Silver: Take another guess.

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Silver: I prevented a murder today. Asgeir: Really? How’d you do that? Silver: self control.

[dwarsdoorsnede]

1-1-2020

Home, I’m making my way home, my mind’s already there. I know I’m going home.

I’ve never gelt more mournful or sad going home before. Right now I am in seat 36 on an EasyJet flight to Amsterdam. It’s a few minutes past 7. Ever since I closed the door of the apartment that we called home for 2 months I’ve been on the brim of crying. I felt it deeply when I closed that door for the final time. I am going to miss it so much. 

Ok. I loved Portugal but it didn’t treat me well. The following line has been on my mind for a while now. “Portugal I love you, but you’re bringing me down”, paraphrasing LCD Soundsystem there. And although we are going home at the moment I don’t feel like I’m going back to a good place. I feel like I am traveling in time. I don’t feel like I’ve evolved. I feel like we’re going back in time, back to september, back to how everything was when we left. I feel like these months of my life being in Portugal won’t exist when I set foot on Schiphol in a couple of hours. Life will go on just as it was and nothing will have changed and I feel really sad about that. Ok. Now I did not particularly lived my best life on some aspects. But on some others I have. I wasn’t my strongest, most resilient self, but I did jump for joy and did only the things I wanted. I didn’t change my life as it is. Not for the worse, not for the better. 

I liked our life in Portugal. Not 100% of it. But I liked it. Maybe I am already getting melancholic. But I don’t feel super stoked about returning to our home. I do in a way feel like I am not returning to my home. But I feel more like I’ve just left my home. Although it didn’t really feel like home 100% either. In a way I feel homeless. I’ve been listening to Going Home by Asgeir for a while now. Its on repeat. Maybe I should put Alice Merton’s song No Roots on for a bit. Maybe I, above all, feel like this is a layover. A temporary home between my old home and a new, future home. Most of all I feel like I won’t be celebrating the next NYE in that home in The Hague. But I also feel like, strongly feel, that I/we will get sucked in by the hustle and bustle of day-to-day life, which I absolutely dread. I feel like I need to move forward. Instead of back and forth and back again. I feel like I need to make serious life changing, life altering decisions. But I guess/sense M. isn’t on the same wavelength this time. I remember how long it took me to get him to like the idea of going to Portugal for a couple of months. Yes, he’s changed in that departement. But I think he is also really happy to go home to our normal, old life. But I don’t want our old life. I want a completely new life! I want a new life so new it almost hurts. That shines so bright I have to cover my eyes. And yes. That might cause me to feel uneasy and cause me to cry long and hard. But it allows me to shape my life to my own standard. Sometimes I feel like I should live my life just by myself. That is the only way I van shape my life to my needs. Ok. I’m a little less sad now. 

…

[cousinslavellan-archive]

Gentle Care

[In contrast to all the smut the last couple days *cough* some gentle, pre-relationship fluff for @resonatingfern ♥ I hope this makes up for the rough days somewhat :3 ]

Leilani can count on one hand the number of times she’s been sick.

The number of times she’s been looked after while sick is even less.

So when she comes down with what seems like a bad cold - chills, a fever, and a dry cough that leaves her gasping - she’s ready to just hole up in her room, coming out only when necessary for food or to use the washroom.

She certainly hadn’t expected Eskel to take notice of her flush - or to sweep her up once he’d confirmed her fever, calling out items to the twins.

“Eskel, it’s fine.” she’d tried to argue, fighting back a cough, “I can take care of myself.”

“Yes, but you don’t have to.” was all he’d said, efficiently shutting her up and making her blush.

She’s been doing that more and more, lately; blushing. Either at compliments, or if they accidentally brush hands, or even sometimes eye contact is enough to set her glow pulsing.

It’s ridiculous, and inappropriate - maybe she’s lived with them for almost a year now, but she didn’t understand her own reactions.

Now, though, is not the time to worry about that. Her mind is somewhat fuzzy, but she’s downright cozy, thanks to Eskel and the twins; propped up against her pillows and bundled up in numerous blankets, a big mug of soup cradled in her hands as she listens to the twins tell stories.

It’s a reverse of their usual routine, since she can’t talk much without coughing; Disa and Niels lay snuggled on either side of her, debating which story to tell next - Disa ever the loudest voice, her brother a softer, more plaintive request.

Lei doesn’t mind. She’s grown to love these kids terribly - is rather afraid of the time when she’ll have to leave, if she’s being honest. There’s something to be said for living simply - taking care of the homestead, helping with the Dolyaks and the chores, cooking breakfast.

It’s… nice.

Eskel checks in on them several times, eventually taking a seat at the end of the bed to listen to the twins stories as well.

Lei drifts off sometime in the middle of Asgeir’s tale, woken later by her blankets being pulled up, blinking blearily up at Eskel.

“I didn’t mean to wake you.” he murmurs, smiling gently. “The twins wanted to sleep here, so they can keep an eye on you - but if you’re uncomfortable…?”

“Not at all.” Lei manages to smile back, pausing to cough before she settles back against the pillows, noting the warm forms of the kids asleep on either side of her. “Thank you for looking after me.”

“No need for thanks.” Eskel pushes her hair from her face, checking her temperature again - and then catches her off guard with a kiss to her forehead, the barest of touches that still makes her glow pulse. “Get some rest, Leilani.”

“Y-yes.” she swallows, watches him leave the room, and wonders at the warmth that’s invaded her chest - that feeling that’s been lingering, lately.

It’s as she’s drifting off again that she realizes, eyes fluttering shut with a soft sigh.

Oh… that’s why.

I love him.

[directionlessbuthappy]

Never Quits

You’ve already had several daughters, but Hvitserk wants a son...

Hvitserk x Reader

Warnings: Semi-acceptable plot, jk its about 90% smut... 18+, NSFW.  Breeding Kink. Language. Spanking.

"It is a girl."

It felt like a countless phrase you'd heard. Over and over you'd given him daughters. Thrain would make five. She had her grandmother's golden glow hair, Hvitserk's ears, your nose and cheeks. Just as beautiful as the other four. Your husband struggled to hide it on the first day. He usually turned around the next, but it was tough. He loved all his girls so much.

But Hvitserk wanted a son.

He knew all too well what it was like to be a man. Admitting mistakes, falling for girls, regretting, drinking until one shared a black eye or two with their brothers. He wanted to teach everything he'd learned in his life to a son.  His daughters were his gems, but he wanted the bond that came with a son more than ever.

"Thrain will be one tomorrow," you sighed, curling your ear to Hvitserk's chest. It was sound and quiet this night; the girls had gone to bed and the slaves tended to your baby. You could finally be alone with your husband. Fitting since he'd returned from Egypt only a few days ago.

"I feel like I've missed a lot..." he replied quietly. In a hushed, slightly shameful tone.

"Thrain is one, Sira is four, Asgeir is almost seven, Eryja is nine and Ridda is twelve going on thirteen. You've been here as much as you can bear," you chuckled. But Hvitserk still looked a thousand miles away, stroking your back as you threw a leg over his. "You worry too much about whether or not you are a good father. You are. I know this because our girls tell me so."

"I love you y/n...and I love my daughters."

"I know you want a son," you said with an eye roll. Over and over Hvitserk gave this speech when he returned home from raiding. It was the reason the girls were so close in age...

"I believe the gods will give us one. In time," he said hopefully. You sighed.

"And what if I am tired, hmm? We're in our thirties Hvitty...I have just barely weened Thrain. My breasts are sore, my body is falling apart at the seems. You heard my back crack yesterday and thought I'd dropped your axe!" That got a laugh out of him. "I'm serious Hvitserk..."

"As am I," he said between chuckling. "Fine. We won't try this time...just...let us see what will happen. Expect nothing. Perhaps the gods will reward patience."

Hvitserk sighed again. He was worried this desire for a son would cast a shadow over his daughters... "You are not a bad father for wanting a son alongside all your daughters, Hvit."

"Stop reading my mind will you!" he growled playfully. This made you wrap your arm across his chest. Kissing and nibbling on his neck to fog his mind brought you amusement.

/

"Y-you're sure they're gone? Til tomorrow?"

"Yes, y/n...now stop squirming so much," he growled. "Be loud if it'll keep you still."

You let out a quiet sigh that pitched into a squeal when he smacked you again. Insatiable was your husband. He'd tossed his fairweather 'see what happens' method to the wind yesterday when the girls left for Kattegat with their uncle. It's almost nightfall, and once again he's bent you over the dining table nearby the bed. His fingers left red marks across your ass, and purple marks where they've dug in and spread you apart to watch your cunt drool down your legs. He'd been playing this game for an hour, spanking you, spreading you just enough to feel a faint stretch, and going back to spanking. He wanted you to want it.

Finally his constant cycle of torture came to an end when he brought a finger to swipe through your wet pussy. You moaned quietly at the long awaited friction.

"So sensitive," he teased. “And only from my fingers...” Your face turned red with both frustration and a bit of embarrassment; he was the only one capable of eliciting both from you.

"Hvitserk...do not make me wait," you whined.

"I won't anymore little dove," he chuckled, bringing his finger up to your mouth while he undid his trousers. You gave his digit a kitten lick before curling your tongue around it. Hvitserk ate with two things; his mouth and his eyes.

You could not hide your deep growl at the feeling of him sliding inside you. So many children and still you remained a perfect fit for him. Elbows resting on the table, he thrust into you so hard you had to brace yourself quickly. His thrusts went deeper and deeper until you felt him resting his chest on your back, hips rocking back and forth against yours. The depth of him always made the fit of your love feel tighter.

"Hvitserk...have you cum already?" you asked in shock. A puddle lie on the bench you were kneeling on. His thrusts made focus difficult.

"Not quite y/n...that is from you."

You turned even a darker shade of red than before. Hvitserk chuckled at how your whining and screaming resumed, filling the room with praises and his name.

Your hips ground against him just as he plunged forward, creating a rhythm lethal to your resolve. Your toes began to tingle and uncontrollably curl. Hvitserk's hand wove into your hair and held you there for a moment and you gushed instantly around his cock, unable to keep in your cum or tears.

Back when you both first married, the force of that final thrust would knock the wind out of you. Nowadays you could at least scream his name in relief. With a roar he came inside you so hard, you whimpered at the burning sensation. Hvitserk held your hair up to get your neck to his lips, favoring the taste of your sweat as you shivered beneath him. He pushed your hair and head back down to the table. You held yourself up on your hands knees still pressing to the bench as he pulled out. And what a mess he'd made...your cunt maintained a steady drip of his cum. It embarrassed you the way his cum escaped and you turned away.

"Oh Hvitserk..."

Suddenly you felt his thumb slide inside you again. Your pussy begged for more attention and gripped his finger as best it could.

"What are you..."

"Making room," he mumbled. He sat you upright, putting you on the edge of the dining table with your legs spread. You steadied yourself with your hands behind your perch, surprised at how quick he was to go again. You started panting as he slid back inside you with an audible squish.

"You're...still....?"

"Oh y/n," he chuckled, teasing his thumb over your clit. You squealed and tried shutting your legs, but your knees pinned Hvitserk between them. He pushed them back out easily. "How many years have you known me as a man who quits?"

"Never..."

Hvitserk's forehead pressed on yours as his hips gently but forcefully pounded into you. You writhed under his touch as he kissed you dearly.

"I know you can give me a son," he whispered. "I will make you a mother again and again until you do, my love."

"Then do it," you gasped. "Fuck me forever..."

He offered you the same thumb he had on your clit; you suckled on it without question. Whining at the taste, you bucked up to him ignoring the burn in your legs, ignoring the sweat on your chest...you felt the urge to cum take over. Once again your climax squeezes down on him, making his previous mess drip out of you again. He nibbles on your shoulder, giving it a full bite once he stills inside you and explodes. You groan again, coming down from your own sensitivity only to feel him cum inside you just as hard as before. You tingled from head to toe at the rush of hot, to cold, to hot once again.

"Fuck," he growled, pulling out to tap his cock on your little pearl. You twitched but didn't reel away, savoring his love. He bent over to lean on his elbows, nose to nose with you. "I should've made you climax in the beginning...your muscles squeeze me so hard they waste my seed."

"It is not a waste," you giggled. He gave you a kiss and scoffed, brushing your hair out of your sweaty face. "We'll just have to keep going...such a shame tha-hey!"

Hvitserk turned and sat you in his lap. You felt your cunt start to drip again, this time sharing the mess down his balls and his thighs. His hand disappeared between you two before sinking you down roughly on his dick. "Your turn little wife...and do not even try to stand up. We are no where near done."

[fabricatedtruths]

Part one cuz tumblr hates me

lets get personal: send me a number

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? A light that never comes - Linkin Park, King and Cross - Asgeir, Darkest Part - Red, Feel Invincible - Skillet, Say my name - Peking Duk, My Name's woman - Ayumi Hamasaki

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ellen

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 'Claimed to be---in cheap jewelry settings.

4: What do you think about most? My future

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Plus it doesn't strain me

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? On

7: What’s your strangest talent? This weird thing with my tongue

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) are attractive, are weird

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Never

11: Do you have any strange phobias? Not really strange

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No

13: What’s your religion? Norse pagan learning about Shamanism

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Walking

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Linkin Park

17: What was the last lie you told? That I didn't get a message from my boss till the next day (it was hours later on the same day but didn't want to tell them I slept till 3 pm that day)

18: Do you believe in karma? Maybe

19: What does your URL mean? Nothing

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Umm idk and idc

21: Who is your celebrity crush? Lena headey, hilarie burton and sophia bush

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope

23: How do you vent your anger? By swearing and ranting

24: Do you have a collection of anything? Hp items now

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Neither

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Not really

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? The sound of someone spamming me when I'm trying to do other things, and rain

28: What’s your biggest “what if”? I don't work hard enough in University and fail at life

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I suppose so for both

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Nothing for both sides but I'm holding my phone so technically that

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Cherry merlot lotion

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? This washroom in Abeline Kansas, so bad we made up a song about it.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? West coast

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Can't think of any

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? To live it to the fullest

36: Define Art. Art is in the eye of the beholder

37: Do you believe in luck? Yep

38: What’s the weather like right now? Snowy and cold

39: What time is it? Almost 3 am

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Nope I don't drive

41: What was the last book you read? I started one of us is lying

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? Not really

43: Do you have any nicknames? KC

44: What was the last film you saw? Notting Hill at home, in theatres IT

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Fractured my finger

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? Nope

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Not really

48: What’s your sexual orientation? Panromantic demisexual

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? Probably

Have to continue in another one 😒

[kekoaskorner]

It’s Friday night and it’s party time! That’s why tonight’s motto “Let’s celebrate” fits perfectly and is a perfect match for these two artists: Kool & the Gang and Dabu Fantastic. Please come back tomorrow to read more of my interview with the latter. Again I’d like to mention that the staff at Baloise Session is incredibly friendly and helpful! Plus the concerts shown on the screen is a treat. They chose Parov Stelar again who will be coming to Samsung Hall on 9th March!

First up was Dabu Fantastic. They are a band from Zurich singing in Swiss German. Even if you don’t understand the lyrics you gotta see them live. Their energy is off the chain and they are super entertaining. Unfortunately it’s only been the 2nd time I’ve seen them live. The first time was at a free concert on a float at Badi Enge. It was an magical gig and a lot of fun. They started with “Autobahn” and “Grosse MC” which was mixed with one of my favourites “Vo Vorn”. This song is perfect for a gig! “Vo Vorn” means to start again so it makes perfect sense to say let’s start again.

DJ Arts

Dabu

The 3rd song was “MsG” – Mir seget Grüezi which is a translation of the German Fanta 4 song “MfG”. They did a whole set with those kinda song and in my interview you’ll hear about Fanta 4’s reaction. Next up was “Schön” and “Fredi” before they got a bit quieter and mellowed down a bit for “Min Ort”/ “My place”. It is a beautiful ballade about Dabu’s hometown. You don’t expect these guys to be able to do slow but they really can do slow! Just before they suddenly vanished they played a song called “Maybach”.

Suddenly Dabu and DJ Arts showed up on a B-stage in the middle of the room. They had a short old school break where just the two of them were doing their thing 🙂 On the way back they were dancing with the audience. Another favourite moment of mine was when they remixed Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of you” and KRS-One “Sound of da Police” and replaced it with Jeans and made it to their own song. Such a funny song! Before the next song “Hässlich”/”Ugly” they announced that either we have to dance really bad or really good and the best people get a shirt for free! 🙂 And yes, people were dancing or the posh people sitting where trying their best. One lady won and she put the shirt right on and stood on a chair. How great is that??!!

Just before the encore we enjoyed “Paradiis and Het Sie Xeh”. They came back just to say “Gang Jetz” which means “Off you go” and they remixed it with another Swiss artists “Brütigam” by Dodo. And lastly the song a lot of people have been waiting for – their “Angelina”. It basically is about a relationship where it’s working on top of each other but not next to each other if you know what I mean 😉

Will mir händ so viel Liebi zge Als wär das öppis wos Läbe lang hebt Aber morn bisch wider weg Will ufenand gats aber näbenand nöd

I was ready to take pictures of Kool & the Gang but I wasn’t really ready for this! The 11 musicians took the stage and their energy just blew me away! But I wasn’t the only one within seconds they’ve managed to get the people standing and the security had problems keeping them back for the first 3 songs. They started with “Fresh” and I took pictures but I was also singing. I guess that looked quite funny so the lads on stage smiled at me a few times. A singing photographer must be new to them too 😉

Shawn McQuiller and Lavell Evans and Walter Anderson switched the lead vocals between each other. Plus the latter took to play the keys a few times. It is incredible how versatile all these musicians are. I expected old men on stage but they managed to bring on the new generation too! In “Tonight” and “Too Hot” the guys showed off their dancing skills and the people in the audience were too. As soon as the security released them onto the dancing floor I had to flee! I’ve never experienced anything like it and thankfully there was a tiny space left out for the camera which I fled into. I really didn’t envy the camera guys’ job that night! 🙂

  The crowd was on fire that night. We were dancing, singing and just having a good time. These incredible musicians were giving it their best and you could sense it. “Joanna” and “Open Sesame” was next and during “Jungle Boogie” I found myself way back onto the dance floor. The boys were dancing in sync to Hollywood Swinging and it just looked incredible and by then I knew that it was going to be a very good gig. For all the lovers in the house Kool & the Gang played their huge hit “Cherish” and the lights of the phone and lighters went up.

Shawn McQuiller

Shawn McQuiller

Shawn McQuiller

What followed can only be described as a huge party and everyone joined in to celebrate this wonderful evening. With “Let’s Go Dancing” we were turned into a big backing choir to sing the “Oh la la la’s”. Now the next song they sang for all the beautiful ladies in the house:

Oh, yes, it’s Ladies’ Night And the feeling’s right Oh, yes, it’s Ladies’ Night Oh, what a night (oh, what a night)

And the feeling was really right! I think by then everyone at Baloise Session was standing or should I say dancing. “Get Down on it” was so so cool and it was amazing to see these Legends on stage. All those songs were written in the 80’s and I still know them and they can travel the world singing it. This must be the dream of every musician. The final song of the night was of course “Celebration”. What impressed me the most was that the band stayed on stage and shook a lot of hands and said thank you. They do not need to this anymore. They are huge stars and still they thank every person who came out that night.

  Those are real musicians and are well worth supporting and seeing. I adore artists who show their appreciation and I tend to see those kinda artists more than once. For example Naturally 7 are like that too and they are coming to Zurich next week! After the 3rd night at the Baloise Session I can tell that I am in love with this festival. If you want to read about my first two nights check out Clean Bandit/Goldfrapp and Asgeir/Kaleo.

  Have you been to the Baloise Session? Let me know in the comments below! 🙂

Read about our Party with Kool & the Gang and Dabu Fantastic! It's Friday night and it's party time! That's why tonight's motto "Let's celebrate" fits perfectly and is a perfect match for these two artists: Kool & the Gang and Dabu Fantastic.

[rukia-writes]

How would Thorkell, Askeladd, Asgeir, and Bjorn react to college student s/o being really stressed out and studying for hours on end for exams- exam week just ended for me thank god

I feel this in my spirit. I hope you’re better now luv. ( I just had three 😭😭)

Thorkell:

📚 if his love didn’t need to the texts books he would thru them out the window.

📚 Picks his love up in his arms and cradles them like a baby.

📚 “Take a nap. Don’t worry about college right now.”

📚 When his love has fallen asleep he places (Name) on the bed, then slowly shuts the door behind him.

📚 when (Name) wakes up he already has the drinks and food ready.

📚 Thorkell will help with his s/o homework from now on.

📚 If his love needs another “stress reliever”.. Thorkell has that covered too.

Askeladd:

📚 when Askeladd sees his love stressed with college and exams he knows there’s one sure fire way to help.

📚 “(Name)! Dear! Come here!”

📚 His love rushes to the living room at the sound of Askeladd yelling as though he’s In pain.

📚 “What is it Askeladd?!”

📚 Out of breath (Name) looks at Askeladd who had his hand over his mouth.

📚 “I don’t feel well. Come here for a second.”

📚 Askeladd could honestly be an amazing actor.

📚 When his s/o gets close enough he grabs them and wraps his arms around them with his love on top of them.

📚 “Hey! You’re not sick.”

📚 “Yes I am. Sick of college.”

Asgeir:

📖 Asgeir will walk up behind his love and massage his s/o shoulders and neck.

📖 Absolutely divine.

📖 When he noticed that his love is relaxed he asks his s/o to take a break.

📖 “But-l

📖 “None of that.”

📖 Asgeir makes (Name)’s favorite drink and snacks.

📖 Asgeir makes sure his s/o is relaxed before returning back to studying.

📖 Asgeir will also see what is stressing his s/o.

📖 Questions them about their studies, doing whatever he can to help.

Bjorn:

📖 When he sees his love stresses due to exams Bjorn will just pick up his love from the desk and puts them on the couch.

📖 Wraps them up in a blanket, makes their favorite drink, turns on the television, and spoils them until his s/o has to study again.

📖 This time his love is very relaxed. (😏)

📖 Bjorn will help by asking questions, making flash cards, and placing water or tea on his s/o desk.

📖 Bjorn will make his s/o a playlist filled with their classical music or whatever they listen to help while studying.

📖 Bjorn also encourages his love.

📖 “You can do it (Name)!” “Give that exam the middle finger!” “That exam better watch out.”

📖 Bjorn is with his love every step of the way.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

Hi there! Can I request a scenario where someone (an enemy) in the middle of the battle cuts thorkell’s girlfriend long, beautiful and precious hair and he tries to comfort her? Thank you! Love your blog 💕

Awww 🥰

“Thorkell? What are you doing?”

Thorkell was running his fingers thru (Name)’s hair, (Name) liked the touch but was a little put off by Thorkell giving (Name) puppy dog eyes.

“I’m giving your hair love.”

“Love?”

“Yes. Haven’t you heard when a man runs his fingers thru his lover’s hair it grows back twice as long and strong.”

Thorkell flexed his muscle making (Name) chuckle, Thorkell was trying to cheer (Name) up and it was working.

“Now for the finishing touch!”

Thorkell’s men looked at Thorkell kiss the top of (Name)’s head.

“Aww!”

“That’s so sweet boss.”

The men cheered making (Name) feel a bit shy, Thorkell on the other hand didn’t care as he smiled from ear to ear.

Then he gasped in shock.

“Guys do you see? It’s growing!”

“Oh my gosh!”

“Holy shit! It’s growing (Name)!”

Thorkell was obviously playing and the men were playing along.

None the less (Name) runs touches the ends of their hair and smiles.

“It is growing.”

The men cheered and Thorkell nodded his head as taking credit for making (Name)’s hair grow.

“Freyja better watch out!”

Asgeir shouted making the men cheer aloud. Thorkell continues to rub his fingers through (Name)’s all that day.

(Name) didn’t mind at all.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[golden-saga-imagines]

How would Asgeir, Thorkell, and askeladd react to their s/o wanting to tie them up, tease them, and take control in bed?

What interesting request, the dom reader is good. So, I hope you like these headcanons, enjoy!  💕

 ASGEIR

🌾 Maybe he is the most reticent to do this, he’s used to receives orders, so he doesn’t resist so much how the others. For a Viking could become a bit shameful that a woman rule the bed, however, he likes you to take the control from time to time. He adores the way in you smiles when an absurd idea cross your mind, when your eyes darken in the face of expectation that something may arise.

🌾 Nevertheles, be tied… Well, he can try it, although this man adores touch you, from this way it will be difficult. But he asks you to at least you don’t let him marks in his body, the rest of the gang will suspects if the Saturday watch him with red wheals in his skin.

🌾 Tease. He prefers be him who does it, but if you do it for surprise he respond to it well. But, you don't doubt he will return it.

 THORKELL

⚔️ Although it sound odd he’s the most excited of the three. Having you ruling the bedroom? Yes, please. (Actually he expects you to be a worthy rival, you know how is Thorkell). However, his inherent nature of warrior comes to light and sometimes he will try rebel and he will successes. Then, when he realizes it he comes back to his starting place.

⚔️ Thorkell sometimes can take his role very seriously and you want pull him from his ear because he ends up being silly and makes you laugh.

⚔️ Tie him is a bad idea. Do you watch his strength? As soon as yanks, he will be free. And you don’t want repeat later the time when he yanked, the fabric ripped and with his uncontrolled movement he ends up smacking your face. A strong slap for your misfortune, that almost knocked you off from bed.

⚔️ Thorkell loses his patience if you tease him and he will try return all the teases when he can. Although he loves when you take your role very seriously, the way you looking him, how if you were a Valkyrie who have descend from the heavens to challenge him and pleasantly torture him

 ASKELADD

🔪 Is the least enthusiastic about the idea. Askeladd needs have all from his control, he’s one of these men who has leadership in his veins even when it is in the sheets (or haycocks).

🔪 Nevertheless, I tell you a secret. Askeladd adores this moment when he completely loses his ability to reason and falls in the deeps of the pleasure. Where all plans, all hates and the anger break into pieces and become for a moment in ashes.

🔪 Tie him? He wants to see that. He will tease you when you do it. When you tie his wrist at the headboard, he takes advantage this moment to lick and play with your nipples. Rest assured, when he takes the control he will do the same with you.

🔪 Tease. Is in fact, is what annoy him the most because simply he’s  who do it to you. Listen you beging is music for his ears, but this man has a great pride, so you will not listen to say any plea or a simple please. He will squirm from lack of pleasure and he will glare you but his mouth will continue closed.

🔪 If you get convince him with your good arguments, Askeladd will accept, but will be difficult. Oh, but when you get it you will enjoy it: in every sense.

Ari  🌿

[golden-saga-imagines]

Poly relationship with Thorkell and Asgeir? Sfw and nsfw please!

Yes! I hope you like it. Enjoy!💕

 THORKELL & ASGEIR

⚔️ For some reason the Thorkell’s gang consider you three as consolidated married “couple”, but the only one who doesn’t realize that are you three. Also, you have the dynamic of a dysfunctional family, the father (you), the mother (Asgeir) and the giant son (Thorkell). In the case that this relation of three was official, sincerely, the gang doesn’t care. As long as you are capable to control the boss and he doesn’t kill the members of the group when he’s thirsty of war: all is fine.

⚔️ So, this relationship entails know about the all movements will do Thorkell in the war, independently of which side he’s, you will be stay with him. He is who you follow, not your nationality or your ancestor honour, you follow him because he’s a great leader, a great warrior, because you want ascend at Valhalla too, and of course, because you love him.

⚔️ Thorkell isn’t a jealous man, in fact, he would like say you only crawl two men: Asgeir and himself. He’s pretty pride of you.

⚔️ Asgeir considers you a support to control Thorkell, to destress and takes care you. And being cared for by you. Asgeir consider you just not only like a lover, but a best friend who rely on you for anything: drink a beer, talk about everything (especially complain about the follies of Thorkell), walk calm through the forest, train and obviously makes cuddles you.

 NSFW

🔥The good thing about having Thorkell in this equation is his excellent ideas.

🔥How Thorkell is so big, he can cover you and Asgeir when you’re in public. So, fuck in the house bath with two at the same time? Yes and more of one time. While Asgeir covers your mouth with his hand to soften your moan and screams and you’re sitting in his dick and he fucks your ass; Thorkell fucks you mercilessly. They doesn’t worry about anything, if somebody enters in the bath, Thorkell glares him and this person runs away.

🔥Asgeir loves when you arrive from some battle at the camp and you’re heal and make him a blowjob while you ride Thorkell and Asgeir set the pace of your mouth grabbing your long hair in his hand. He doesn’t let you cum until he does it and even Thorkell has cumed into you.

🔥The blowjobs before a battle always are thankful. But, you demand too, you fuck his faces. Asgeir is better with his fingers and Thorkell with his tongue, so, if you join his best parts of them, you cum in record time.

🔥You love rest in the Thorkell chest and caress his beard, but also you love to hug Asgeir and rest your face in his neck. They love when you rest between them and they hug you and kiss you.

Ari 🌿

[rukia-writes]

Hello! This is your dumb to pain anon! Can I have some headcanons on Askeladd, Snake and Thorkell reacting to their s/o walking towards them as a complete mess with some injuries and lifting a broken arm to them saying "You can screw me up later. Can you fix this, please?" 😂

Yes ❤️✨✨

Snake 🐍:

💥 "You can screw me up later. Can you fix this, please?"

💥His s/o should know that’s a sure fire way to give Snake a heart attack.

💥Seeing a broken arm everyone on the farm hears him scream.

💥Snake is a worry wart.

💥No worries however.

💥He bandages them up properly. (since he was in the military)

💥While he is bandaging them up he simply tells them to be careful in a loving and scolding type way.

Askeladd:

💥 "You can screw me up later. Can you fix this, please?"

💥Askeladd can only sigh.

💥After awhile, Askeladd has senses for when his love has hurt themselves.

💥However inside he’s about to pass out from seeing his beloved show them a broken arm and other injuries.

💥Askeladd eventually gets used to it and bandages them up no problem.

💥Askeladd tells his love to “be careful.” Then he worries. Secretly, one wouldn’t know he’s worried.

💥Great poker face.

Thorkell:

💥 "You can screw me up later. Can you fix this, please?"

💥Thorkell is in shock to see his beloved with a broken and smiling.

💥“(Name), how did you get those injuries? Did you have a fight? Ah, you kicked someone-“

💥“No, I fell.”

💥Thorkell face palms with a sigh.

💥Picks them up and carries them in his big arms and talks to them until they see Asgeir who bandages them properly.