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❀ Masterlist ❀

-> Here you will find the oddities and ends of which my mind has come up with~

♡ Updated On: November 14th, 2023

♡ Current Hyperfixation: Vinland Saga

♡ Daily posts are little bits that I post. Most are comedic and most have some headcanons in them.

♡ ✔️ - Mean the poll is completed

♡ No nsfw content

Vinland Saga

Hunter or the Hunted? (Hybrid AU)

-> Hybrid Askeladd Profile

-> Hybrid Thorfinn Profile

-> Vinland Saga Hybrid AU [#1]

-> Vinland Saga Hybrid AU [#2]

-> Hybrid Thorfinn (Part 1) Season 1: 6 year old Thorfinn meeting you.

-> Hybrid Thorfinn (Part 2) Season 1: Thorfinn sees you after eleven years.

-> Hybrid Thorfinn (Part 3) Season 1: November 2023

To Know A Man

Lokis mischief has ended up with Thorfinn's fate being manipulated and him falling incredibly ill; Arnheid Village is on the edge of destruction. Einar is sent on a mission by the Norns to keep Thorfinn's fate in check. Will he be able to save his best friend, or will he fall prey to Thorfinn's nightmarish past? Inspired by: @wutheringmights

Part I: Old Friends, New Enemies

-> Chapter I: What has been, is, and will come.

-> Chapter II: Unknown 2023 Date

Daily Posts

-> (Thorfinn) Vinland Saga Self-Aware AU [#1]

-> (Canute) Vinland Saga Self-Aware AU [#2]

-> (Thorkell) Vinland Saga Self-Aware AU [#3]

-> (Askeladd) Vinland Saga Self-Aware AU [#4]

-> (Snake) Vinland Saga Self-Aware AU [#5]

-> Why people hate VS Season 2: A Theory

-> Our little princess (Feminine Canute)

-> Thorfinn doesn't know how to flirt

-> Thorfinn doesn't understand pregnancy

-> Thorfinn doesn't understand periods

-> If Garm was in S1 of Vinland Saga [#1]

-> If Garm was in S1 of Vinland Saga [#2]

-> Vinland Saga Characters when reader texts them "I want a baby."

-> Vinland Saga Characters "murderer, insane, or baby...?"

-> Askeladd introducing his family (Modern AU)

-> Canute and cat noises

-> Thorfinn x Canute (Drabble)

-> Sin For Me (Thorfinn x Canute One-shot)

-> Pride Before The Fall (Thorfinn x Canute One-shot)

-> Fuck The Angsty Teenage Lifestyle (Thorfinn x Canute One-shot)

-> t4t Thorfinn and Canute

-> Thorfinn and Canute Ship Dynamics

-> Thorfinn/English Royal Reader/Canute

-> Poly Yandere Thorfinn/Reader/Canute

-> A True Warrior (Thors x Reader | Part 1)

-> Vinland Saga Match-up Event

-> Vinland Saga Match-up #1

Vinland Saga Breaking News (Newspaper)

-> Local Men Adopt Three Children - Prince of Denmark secretly a princess? - Thorkell is how big!? [#1]

Vinland Saga Hunger Games (AU)

-> Vinland Saga Hunger Games (Round 1 Results + Life Update)

-> Vinland Saga Hunger Game Matchups (Round 1) ✔️

-> Arnheid -vs- Fox (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Asgeir -vs- Thorfinn (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Bug-Eyes -vs- Willibald (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Canute -vs- Olmar (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Einar -vs- Sigurd (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Garm -vs- Gardar (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Hild -vs- Ketil (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Thorgil -vs- Wulf (Round 1 | Poll) ✔️

-> Vinland Saga Hunger Games AU [#1]

-> Vinland Saga Hunger Games AU [#2]

Vinland Saga Percy Jackson AU

-> Vinland Saga Percy Jackson AU Gods/Cabins

Miscellaneous

-> Queer Alice In Wonderland

-> Queer Alice In Wonderland Headcanons

[banga-minchi]

Where are all the good vinland saga fics hidden? Answer meeeeee......

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rey's fandoms - anime

back to the masterpost

rey's fandoms

characters/ships i especially love to write for are those written in green, characters i will not write for are those in red

NO NSFW | NO X READER | NO Y/N

♡ Haikyuu!! (anime finished)

Kuroo Tetsurou | Matsukawa Issei | Bokuto Koutarou | Yaku Morisuke | Kageyama Tobio | Nishinoya Yuu | Yachi Hitoka | Tanaka Ryunosuke

Tsukishima Kei (as the lee) | Tendou Satori (as the lee) | Haiba Lev (as the lee)

bokuroo | kenhina | matsukuro | matsuiwa | yamayachi | kageyachi | sunaosa | kuroyaku

kurotsukki | ushioi | oikage | bokuaka | kuroken | kagetsukki | tsukkihina | yakulev

♡ My Hero Academia (anime s1-s4)

Uraraka Ochaco | Ashido Mina | Sero Hanta | Kaminari Denki | Kirishima Eijiro | Ms. Joke

Iida Tenya (as the lee) | Bakugo Katsuki (as the lee) | Mineta Minoru

awamomo | eraserjoke | serotodo | kodajirou | shigadabi | dustbunny | dekuyama

bakudeku | todobaku

♡ Free! (anime finished, haven't seen the movies)

Rin Matsuoka | Natsuya Kirishima | Makoto Tachibana | Gou Matsuoka | Seijuro Mikoshiba | Ikuya Kirishima

Hiyori Tono | Rei Ryugazaki

natsurin | makorin | sourin | seirin | seigou | makoharu | asakisu | ikuharu

rinharu

♡ Yuri!!! on Ice (finished)

Yuri Plisetski | Phichit Chulanont | Mila Babicheva | Sara Crispino | JJ Leroy

Chris Giacometti

milasara | victuuri

victuri

♡ Attack on Titan (manga finished)

Connie Springer | Jean Kirstein | Sasha Braus | Levi Ackermann | Hange Zoe | Gabi Braun

Eren Jaeger | Zeke Jaeger | Erwin Smith

levihan | jearmin

ereri

♡ Black Butler (Book of Circus) (anime finished)

Joker | Dagger | Beast | Doll | Meyrin | Finnian

Ciel Phantomhive | William T. Spears

maorin | joker x sebastian

sebaciel | sebagrell | grelliam

♡ Sk8 the Infinity (finished)

Kaoru Sakurayashiki | Kojiro Nanjo | Miya Chinen | Reki Kyan | Langa Hasegawa

Ainosuke Shindo

matchablossom | renga

loveblossom (for angst and past unrequieted love exclusively)

tadaai

♡ Demon Slayer (manga finished)

Sanemi Shinazugawa | Sabito | Tengen Uzui | Inosuke Hashibira | Genya Shinazugawa | Akaza | Kumeno Masachika | Kanao Tsuyuri | Aoi Kanzaki

Muzan Kibutsuji | Gyokko

sanegiyuu | tanosuke | uzuiwives | sanekana | sabigiyuu | uzusane | masasane

renkaza (modern au exclusively)

♡ Tokyo Revengers (anime s1)

Baji | Chifuyu | Mitsuya | Smiley

Kazutora | Kisaki | Hanma

bajifuyu

♡ Kuroko no Basket (anime finished)

Takao Kazunari | Imayoshi Shoichi | Izuki Shun | Kise Ryota | Fukui Kensuke

Akashi Seijuro | Murasakibara Atsushi | Hanamiya Makoto | Haizaki Shogo

midotaka | imazuki | takakise | aokise | kurotaka

♡ Blue Lock (anime finished)

Chigiri Hyoma | Niko Ikki | Nagi Seishiro | Bachira Meguru | Barou Shoei

Mikage Reo | Ego Jinpachi

kunigiri | isaniko | nagiri

reonagi

♡ Vinland Saga (anime s1)

Askeladd | Knut | Ragnar | Asgeir | Bjorn

Sven

bjornskeladd

♡ Bungou Stray Dogs (anime finished)

Chuuya Nakahara | Jun'ichirou Tanizaki | Ichiyo Higuchi | Akiko Yosano | Saigiku Jouno | Sigma | Edogawa Ranpo

Mori Ogai | F. Scott Fitzgerald | Nathaniel Hawthorne

atsutani | atsulucy | sigzai | suegiko

soukoku (as a duo: any time, specifically as a ship: only angst)

tanizaki siblings | Fyodor x anyone

♡ Hell's Paradise (manga finished)

Sagiri | Eizen | Yuzuriha | Tenza | Shion | Nurugai | Shugen

yuzusagi | shiozen | gabiyui

nuruten

♡ Jujutsu Kaisen (anime: season 1, movie, hidden inventory finished)

Maki Zen'in | Toge Inumaki | Suguru Geto | Kasumi Miwa | Kento Nanami | Nobara Kugisaki | Utahime Iori | Shoko Ieiri

Mahito | Toji Fushiguro

mechamiwa | satosugu | shokohime

[directionlessbuthappy]

Never Quits

You’ve already had several daughters, but Hvitserk wants a son...

Hvitserk x Reader

Warnings: Semi-acceptable plot, jk its about 90% smut... 18+, NSFW.  Breeding Kink. Language. Spanking.

"It is a girl."

It felt like a countless phrase you'd heard. Over and over you'd given him daughters. Thrain would make five. She had her grandmother's golden glow hair, Hvitserk's ears, your nose and cheeks. Just as beautiful as the other four. Your husband struggled to hide it on the first day. He usually turned around the next, but it was tough. He loved all his girls so much.

But Hvitserk wanted a son.

He knew all too well what it was like to be a man. Admitting mistakes, falling for girls, regretting, drinking until one shared a black eye or two with their brothers. He wanted to teach everything he'd learned in his life to a son.  His daughters were his gems, but he wanted the bond that came with a son more than ever.

"Thrain will be one tomorrow," you sighed, curling your ear to Hvitserk's chest. It was sound and quiet this night; the girls had gone to bed and the slaves tended to your baby. You could finally be alone with your husband. Fitting since he'd returned from Egypt only a few days ago.

"I feel like I've missed a lot..." he replied quietly. In a hushed, slightly shameful tone.

"Thrain is one, Sira is four, Asgeir is almost seven, Eryja is nine and Ridda is twelve going on thirteen. You've been here as much as you can bear," you chuckled. But Hvitserk still looked a thousand miles away, stroking your back as you threw a leg over his. "You worry too much about whether or not you are a good father. You are. I know this because our girls tell me so."

"I love you y/n...and I love my daughters."

"I know you want a son," you said with an eye roll. Over and over Hvitserk gave this speech when he returned home from raiding. It was the reason the girls were so close in age...

"I believe the gods will give us one. In time," he said hopefully. You sighed.

"And what if I am tired, hmm? We're in our thirties Hvitty...I have just barely weened Thrain. My breasts are sore, my body is falling apart at the seems. You heard my back crack yesterday and thought I'd dropped your axe!" That got a laugh out of him. "I'm serious Hvitserk..."

"As am I," he said between chuckling. "Fine. We won't try this time...just...let us see what will happen. Expect nothing. Perhaps the gods will reward patience."

Hvitserk sighed again. He was worried this desire for a son would cast a shadow over his daughters... "You are not a bad father for wanting a son alongside all your daughters, Hvit."

"Stop reading my mind will you!" he growled playfully. This made you wrap your arm across his chest. Kissing and nibbling on his neck to fog his mind brought you amusement.

/

"Y-you're sure they're gone? Til tomorrow?"

"Yes, y/n...now stop squirming so much," he growled. "Be loud if it'll keep you still."

You let out a quiet sigh that pitched into a squeal when he smacked you again. Insatiable was your husband. He'd tossed his fairweather 'see what happens' method to the wind yesterday when the girls left for Kattegat with their uncle. It's almost nightfall, and once again he's bent you over the dining table nearby the bed. His fingers left red marks across your ass, and purple marks where they've dug in and spread you apart to watch your cunt drool down your legs. He'd been playing this game for an hour, spanking you, spreading you just enough to feel a faint stretch, and going back to spanking. He wanted you to want it.

Finally his constant cycle of torture came to an end when he brought a finger to swipe through your wet pussy. You moaned quietly at the long awaited friction.

"So sensitive," he teased. “And only from my fingers...” Your face turned red with both frustration and a bit of embarrassment; he was the only one capable of eliciting both from you.

"Hvitserk...do not make me wait," you whined.

"I won't anymore little dove," he chuckled, bringing his finger up to your mouth while he undid his trousers. You gave his digit a kitten lick before curling your tongue around it. Hvitserk ate with two things; his mouth and his eyes.

You could not hide your deep growl at the feeling of him sliding inside you. So many children and still you remained a perfect fit for him. Elbows resting on the table, he thrust into you so hard you had to brace yourself quickly. His thrusts went deeper and deeper until you felt him resting his chest on your back, hips rocking back and forth against yours. The depth of him always made the fit of your love feel tighter.

"Hvitserk...have you cum already?" you asked in shock. A puddle lie on the bench you were kneeling on. His thrusts made focus difficult.

"Not quite y/n...that is from you."

You turned even a darker shade of red than before. Hvitserk chuckled at how your whining and screaming resumed, filling the room with praises and his name.

Your hips ground against him just as he plunged forward, creating a rhythm lethal to your resolve. Your toes began to tingle and uncontrollably curl. Hvitserk's hand wove into your hair and held you there for a moment and you gushed instantly around his cock, unable to keep in your cum or tears.

Back when you both first married, the force of that final thrust would knock the wind out of you. Nowadays you could at least scream his name in relief. With a roar he came inside you so hard, you whimpered at the burning sensation. Hvitserk held your hair up to get your neck to his lips, favoring the taste of your sweat as you shivered beneath him. He pushed your hair and head back down to the table. You held yourself up on your hands knees still pressing to the bench as he pulled out. And what a mess he'd made...your cunt maintained a steady drip of his cum. It embarrassed you the way his cum escaped and you turned away.

"Oh Hvitserk..."

Suddenly you felt his thumb slide inside you again. Your pussy begged for more attention and gripped his finger as best it could.

"What are you..."

"Making room," he mumbled. He sat you upright, putting you on the edge of the dining table with your legs spread. You steadied yourself with your hands behind your perch, surprised at how quick he was to go again. You started panting as he slid back inside you with an audible squish.

"You're...still....?"

"Oh y/n," he chuckled, teasing his thumb over your clit. You squealed and tried shutting your legs, but your knees pinned Hvitserk between them. He pushed them back out easily. "How many years have you known me as a man who quits?"

"Never..."

Hvitserk's forehead pressed on yours as his hips gently but forcefully pounded into you. You writhed under his touch as he kissed you dearly.

"I know you can give me a son," he whispered. "I will make you a mother again and again until you do, my love."

"Then do it," you gasped. "Fuck me forever..."

He offered you the same thumb he had on your clit; you suckled on it without question. Whining at the taste, you bucked up to him ignoring the burn in your legs, ignoring the sweat on your chest...you felt the urge to cum take over. Once again your climax squeezes down on him, making his previous mess drip out of you again. He nibbles on your shoulder, giving it a full bite once he stills inside you and explodes. You groan again, coming down from your own sensitivity only to feel him cum inside you just as hard as before. You tingled from head to toe at the rush of hot, to cold, to hot once again.

"Fuck," he growled, pulling out to tap his cock on your little pearl. You twitched but didn't reel away, savoring his love. He bent over to lean on his elbows, nose to nose with you. "I should've made you climax in the beginning...your muscles squeeze me so hard they waste my seed."

"It is not a waste," you giggled. He gave you a kiss and scoffed, brushing your hair out of your sweaty face. "We'll just have to keep going...such a shame tha-hey!"

Hvitserk turned and sat you in his lap. You felt your cunt start to drip again, this time sharing the mess down his balls and his thighs. His hand disappeared between you two before sinking you down roughly on his dick. "Your turn little wife...and do not even try to stand up. We are no where near done."

[rukia-writes]

Ooo Vinland saga requests! How would Thorkell, Asgeir, and Askeladd propose to their s/o?

Ooo ✨✨✨I chose a modern AU btw

Thorkell:

💍 This man.

💍 “Thorkell? Can I open my eyes now?”

💍”Wait a minute....Okay now.”

💍 Thorkell had his love at the kitchen table that three small boxes on the table.

💍“What’s going on?”

💍“Just pick a box. You can’t go wrong.”

💍Thorkell pointed to the boxes with a content smirk on his face.

💍(Name) picks the middle box.

💍“This one.”

💍Thorkell nods and opens the small box to see a beautiful ring.

“So, how about? Ready to the knot?”

💍 Bonus: (Name) finds out that all three boxes had rings in them. Thorkell wasn’t too for sure which ring (Name) would want so he bought three. The other rings were given to (Name) still as extras.

Asgeir:

💍 Oh this man.

💍Asgeir is nervous wreck even though he rehearsed how he is going to propose.

💍Asgeir proposes on holiday vacation when the two are at the beach.

💍It’s just them and the ocean. (❤️)

💍 His love picks up seashells.

💍 He blushes and stutters a bit trying to get his feelings out.

💍 Eventually Asgeir takes a breath and with his foot he spells out,

“Will you marry me?”

💍 At the end he hands his love a box with a golden ring inside.

💍It would pretty hard for his love to deny this proposal.

Askeladd:

💍 Askeladd already has the day, time, what he’s gonna wear when he proposes.

💍His s/o comes over for dinner. Nothing unusual.

💍”I’ll be back (Name).”

💍 “Okay.”

💍 (Name) wasnt paying attention instead (Name) was eating the food Askeladd prepared.

💍 Askeladd was putting his plan into motion.

💍 “Here you go (Name).”

💍 Askeladd hands (Name) a saucer plate.

💍 Taking it that’s when Askeladd beloved sees the ring, a surprise look when on their face when they open to see a beautiful diamond ring in a cupcake where the frost was.

💍”So, do you want to get married?”

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

How would Thorkell, Askeladd, Asgeir, and Bjorn react to college student s/o being really stressed out and studying for hours on end for exams- exam week just ended for me thank god

I feel this in my spirit. I hope you’re better now luv. ( I just had three 😭😭)

Thorkell:

📚 if his love didn’t need to the texts books he would thru them out the window.

📚 Picks his love up in his arms and cradles them like a baby.

📚 “Take a nap. Don’t worry about college right now.”

📚 When his love has fallen asleep he places (Name) on the bed, then slowly shuts the door behind him.

📚 when (Name) wakes up he already has the drinks and food ready.

📚 Thorkell will help with his s/o homework from now on.

📚 If his love needs another “stress reliever”.. Thorkell has that covered too.

Askeladd:

📚 when Askeladd sees his love stressed with college and exams he knows there’s one sure fire way to help.

📚 “(Name)! Dear! Come here!”

📚 His love rushes to the living room at the sound of Askeladd yelling as though he’s In pain.

📚 “What is it Askeladd?!”

📚 Out of breath (Name) looks at Askeladd who had his hand over his mouth.

📚 “I don’t feel well. Come here for a second.”

📚 Askeladd could honestly be an amazing actor.

📚 When his s/o gets close enough he grabs them and wraps his arms around them with his love on top of them.

📚 “Hey! You’re not sick.”

📚 “Yes I am. Sick of college.”

Asgeir:

📖 Asgeir will walk up behind his love and massage his s/o shoulders and neck.

📖 Absolutely divine.

📖 When he noticed that his love is relaxed he asks his s/o to take a break.

📖 “But-l

📖 “None of that.”

📖 Asgeir makes (Name)’s favorite drink and snacks.

📖 Asgeir makes sure his s/o is relaxed before returning back to studying.

📖 Asgeir will also see what is stressing his s/o.

📖 Questions them about their studies, doing whatever he can to help.

Bjorn:

📖 When he sees his love stresses due to exams Bjorn will just pick up his love from the desk and puts them on the couch.

📖 Wraps them up in a blanket, makes their favorite drink, turns on the television, and spoils them until his s/o has to study again.

📖 This time his love is very relaxed. (😏)

📖 Bjorn will help by asking questions, making flash cards, and placing water or tea on his s/o desk.

📖 Bjorn will make his s/o a playlist filled with their classical music or whatever they listen to help while studying.

📖 Bjorn also encourages his love.

📖 “You can do it (Name)!” “Give that exam the middle finger!” “That exam better watch out.”

📖 Bjorn is with his love every step of the way.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

NSFW scenarios where Thorkell’s and Asgeir’s s/o surprises them by fully deep throating them. They weren’t able to before, but with enough determination ❤️

Ahh yes.

⭐️⭐️⭐️NSFW⭐️⭐️⭐️

Thorkell has a battle coming up and he wanted a good blow job.

Well, Thorkell always wanted a blow job.

Thorkell was in for the treat today.

Thorkell notices his lover taking more and more of his cock.

“Hey, hey. Don’t take too much, you’ll-“

Thorkell didn’t say another word as his lover deep throats his cock inside their throat.

Thorkell was surprised and pleased his lover could take all of his cock.

“Amazing..”

Thorkell knew his (Name) couldn’t take all of him and that each (Name) had a look of determination.

Thorkell made sure not buck his hips, but the viking wanted to.

That day Thorkell received the best “blow job” of his life.

Asgeir:

Asgeir taken by surprise that his beloved was able to deep throat him. 

Asgeir a gentle hold of (Name)’s hair as the deep throat continued Asgeir wasn’t able to get words out. 

Only moans. 

Asgeir thought to himself that if (Name) could do this morning and night, he would a happy viking.

A happy man.

However, now he had a new problem. 

Asgeir didn’t last long as he cum left his cock and went down (Name)’s throat. 

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to cum so quickly. Let us try this again.” 

[rukia-writes]

Thorkell, Asgeir, and Askeladd hcs with an s/o who loves to cook and she’s very good at it? She always makes too much food, and she tries to cook different things often

Thorkell:

🥘 One has to make a ton of food for this big bear.

🥘 Thorkell won’t stop his s/o from cooking. No way.

🥘At night? Go ahead. In the early morning? Absolutely cook away.

🥘Thorkell will even let his s/o feed him a new dish they made while he lays back and relaxes.

Askeladd:

🍛Askeladd is the kid who comes in kitchen because he smells food and asks a a million questions,

🍛“What smells good?” “What are you making?” When will it be done?” “Will you let me feed you this time?”

🍛Askeladd would enjoy a s/o who cooks.

🍛If his s/o cooks better than he can Askeladd asks

🍛“What did you put in this?”

🍛Too much food? That’s foreign. If Askeladd and Bjorn can’t eat it all his s/o might give some to people who need some to eat In the next village.

🍛Askeladd’s men doesn’t get the luxury of tasting Askeladd’s s/o cooking.

Asgeir:

🍲Asgeir is more of a judge.

🍲“Too much salt in this dish.” “What’s this new dish? It’s amazing!”

🍲Asgeir will tell his s/o exactly how to make the dish better or if it’s absolutely great.

🍲Asgeir doesn’t care that Thorkell eats his s/o cooking since his s/o makes so much at times.

🍲However Asgeir will brag that his s/o makes his special and Thorkell takes it as Asgeir’s s/o put a special ingredient in his bowl that Thorkell doesn’t have.

🍲So Thorkell asks for the special ingredient but (Name) insists there is no secret ingredient, it’s all the same.

🍲Which only makes Thorkell mad because has a feeling Asgeir’s food tastes better.

🍲Asgeir only chuckles while eating his food knowing (Name) put love in his dish.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

Thorkell x young! Mermaid! Reader

Setting: canon

Plot:

3k Fluff Event

A/N: I was so sick 😷 for a few days and would have posted this earlier, anyways. Hey Bleach fans 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

“Mr? Hey, you need to wake up.”

The mighty Thorkell had was ashore near London after battle on the sea, luckily Thorkell wasn’t going to breathe his last breath anytime soon. A young mermaid had managed to get the heavy and tall viking ashore, which wasn’t a easy task but she managed.

Still unconscious the young mermaid tried to look for a supposed heart beat by placing her head on his stomach, thinking to herself that the man had passed on (Name) felt sad for a few minutes until Thorkell screamed in surprise scaring (Name) in the process.

The two screamed for a bit before putting some distance between them only for Thorkell to gawk at (Name) as this was his first time seeing a mermaid. In truth, the giant man had almost believed that they didn’t exist.

“By the gods, you’re a mermaid.”

Thorkell slowly walked over to the young mermaid who scooted away every time Thorkell took a step, pouting Thorkell asked “What was wrong” only for the young mermaid to point at the rather long dagger Thorkell had sheathed on his side, Smiling Thorkell threw it to the side.

“There, I don’t have any weapons. Are you really a mermaid? How many more of you are there?”

Thorkell kept the questions coming as he was practically fanboying over the mermaid infront of him, introducing herself (Name) answered a few of Thorkell’s questions. In awe Thorkell listened as he had to crouch down to really listen to the adorable mermaid.

Thorkell found out there were many mermaids out there, as well as nymphs. Thorkell did ask if there were valkyries and (Name) confirmed that there was. Thorkell punched the air in excitement believing the gods had blessed him this day.

“Alright…(Name) was it? You’re coming with me.”

“Oh no, I can’t. Actually if my parents find out I was up here I’ll be in trouble.”

Warning Thorkell (Name) had to return home soon much to Thorkell’s dismay as he became angry and pouted. However after a minute of pouting Thorkell had an idea as he smiled and asked if (Name) would meet him here tomorrow. Agreeing (Name) smiled and waved bye to Thorkell just as Thorkell’s crew were making their way over to Thorkell.

Thorkell was more concerned with (Name) making it home safely, however once his crew showed up he couldn’t help but tell them about what he saw. Of course, some of the crew believed him and some didn’t. Asgeir was on the fence about it, however Thorkell told the crew to make camp and that she would be back tomorrow.

Keeping to her word, (Name) did return shocking all of Thorkell’s crew. Thorkell carried (Name) in his arms and “swatted” away anyone who tried to touch her. Asgeir was amazed as he gawked at (Name)’s fish tail finding the color quite beautiful and even complimented her about it making her turn bashful.

As time went on, (Name) had become part of the crew.

Rather Thorkell noticed how protective he was of (Name) didn’t go unnoticed by his crew.

“No, the earth is round!”

“No, the earth is flat!”

While on sea Asgeir noticed (Name) arguing with a few crew members who explaining that the earth was flat while (Name) argued that the earth was round. It didn’t matter in truth.

“Shut the hell up! (Name) said the earth is round therefore it’s round!”

Thorkell was in his cabin trying to sleep and grown tired of the crew arguing with (Name). So, Thorkell decided to put a stop to it as (Name) smiled while crossing her arms to her chest making the once scared crew jealous how Thorkell always took up for (Name). Asgeir, couldn’t help but chuckle at the sight as he offered brush (Name)’s hair which was something (Name) always looked forward to and agreed.

“Geez, how long is this brat going to be here-“

A crew member muttered under his breath only for Thorkell to come out of his cabin and give his crew mate a glare that made the whole crew cower in fear.

“(Name) can stay for however long she likes. Leave her alone.”

That was all that was needed as the crew agreed with Thorkell as they didn’t want to incur Thorkell’s wrath any further.

(Name) was here to stay and Thorkell wouldn’t have it any other way.

☃️Rukia-Writes☃️

[directionlessbuthappy]

A Game

Requested by a lovely anon. Hope you like it love! x

Ivar x Reader

Taglist: @steadypiepsychicflower  @cbouvier23 @holydream@fireismysaftey @funmadnessandbadassvikings @attorneyl ​ @tephi101 @thoughtsmeander2tumblingblindly

Warnings: NSFW, smut

You hummed warmly as you watched your eldest son try to awkwardly chat with the girl from Haffangar. She wasn't too far away, just a village over from Hadeby...if Asgeir really liked her perhaps she could even-

"My love?"

"Hmm?" you asked, turning your head slightly. You refused to give him your whole face. Admittedly, you were eager to see if the girl would laugh. Asgeir was witty and sharp; hopefully he worked on a bit of humor in his time being a sarcastic son of Ivar.

"You're staring that girl to stone. Why not pay me a bit of attention hm?"

"Asgeir has never liked a girl before," you replied quietly, as if saying his name would alert your son to know you were watching. He was your eldest son, 13 and nearly a man, but your only thought was...girls? Already?

"My son has liked girls before," Ivar scoffed. He ran a soothing hand over your dress where your leg was. "Just none he would bring to his mother..."

Your hands remained folded in your lap; Ivar sought to undo them. He wiggled and pried while you clasped them tighter. He would not distract you even if he faced a bit of neglect.

"Ivar, hands off. I'm listening," you snorted. This contorted his face into a frown of irritance.

"Am I not to enjoy my wife?"

"Perhaps later," you replied shortly with a little innocent shrug. Ivar growled and dove a hand under the table to look for the hem of your skirt. With this you leaned forward, effectively trapping his hand while you picked up your chalice. When you sat properly up, you gave his hand a small pinch, making the viking warlord nearly yelp like a dog with its tail stepped on.

The whole night you spent watching, nestled into your husband's lap as the party unfolded. Ivar was never much for feasts like this. He was never a very social person unless talking about war, and even if he was, moving around in crowded spaces was difficult and his pain would become so much worse by bedtime. So he opted to stay in his chair, and you in his lap...it was almost perfect. But he had to watch you. Feel you shift on his lap, see your hair bounce every time you laughed, watch your lips shape around your cup. His perfect little wife, perched in his lap, every curve and tight angle in her body accentuated in that dress...and he couldn't have any of it. His pawing continued but you did not give in. In fact, he could swear by the gods he caught you smirking at him at one point... It wasn't mockery. It was a game.

A game you loved to play not because you would win...but because Ivar refused to lose.

“Ivar, what is it?” you asked sweetly, popping berries in your mouth. Ivar grit his teeth, wanting to kiss those reddened lips. They were practically his after all... He took your jaw in his hand but you wriggled away with a wave of your neck.

As the night wore down and everyone became either too drunk, or managed to stagger out of the hall, that was your cue. You stood up from your spot in Ivar's lap quiet dramatically. He swallowed watching you bow to some of your guests and carefully skip around the hall gathering up your boys. Once you had all three of them in your clutches you went up to Ivar and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Coming along, husband?" you asked playfully. Ivar stared up at you with a seething look. For a moment you thought he was angry, but that couldn't be. He smiled and flicked his hand.

"You go. Let me finish."

You grinned and knew what that meant. With your train of boys, little Sigfast (only 3 at the time) in your arms, you strut home across from the Great Hall. As their mother, you tucked each of them in and spent a bit of time with Asgeir trying to weasel out some information on the little blonde girl he was chatting with, as a mother does...

After they were all sufficiently snoring and you blew out the last candle, you went to the living quarter at the front of your giant home. Ivar built this place himself with a little brotherly help. You reminisced about the stone he spent days layering around the fire pit when a candle sparked to life near the front door.

Ivar flicked out the ash and stomped it once on the floor. Cinders in the fireplace hissed, and that one candle gave just enough light for you to see his face.

"You're lucky you didn't frighten me," you said with a tilted chin. Ivar kept an axe above the fireplace, always.

"Like you could fear me..." he said.

"Maybe I do."

"Why?" he asked with a bored smile. He knew why.

"Because..."

"Because you've escaped my embrace all night? Because I haven't been able to taste," he took a step forward, "or touch my wife all night?"

You didn't want to laugh. The sound did not emit, but your lips shifted into what would have been a giggle. With this Ivar carefully walked towards you, stopped to lift your chin so you could face him.

"You think its funny I am so desperate to have you?"

"You have always been relentless, my love," you replied thoughtfully. "I just prefer you...more relentless tonight."

Ivar shrugged. "Wish granted."

His lips crashed onto yours rather forcefully. His kiss was tender and hot, gentle to start out...then you felt his tongue, his teeth, his hand grasping the front of your dress and yanking it so hard the strings loosened. The green wool fell off of you in a pile while you pulled away Ivar's vest. His crutch collapsed with your dress somewhere; you both slid over fur lain in front of the fireplace, Ivar on top of you.

"My beautiful wife..." he sighed into your mouth. You shift to help him out of his pants, crawling on top of him at the opportunity. The fire crackles behind your profiles as you grin down at him.

"The game is not over my love..." you lowered your head to be closer to him. Having the advantage of top was always fun for you.

"Isn't it?" Ivar whispered. A quick pull of your wrist and suddenly you land on your back, Ivar leaning over you on his elbows. He shifted his hips against you and smiled as how wide your eyes became. And how wet your thighs were.

"I have wanted you all night," he grunted. "And now I have you..."

With that, he nibbled on your ear to distract you and entered you in one stride to the hilt. You grunted, moaning quietly between your bitten lip. Ivar's thrusts remained deep, rocking his hips against you in a frenzy. Whispers of "mine" accompanied by swearing sang in your ears as you sunk your teeth into Ivar's neck in gratitude. His flurry of movement sparked your orgasm. Over and over it sparked within you, crackling to life as you began to breathe faster and tighten around him. One leg came over Ivar's lower back in encouragement; your husband kissed you hard for it.

Before you even had the chance to concede in your game, Ivar came with a roar, sitting up and pulling your hips to him bruisingly tight. Heat spread within you like wildfire. You bit your palm, quivering and whining in protest. You were nearly finished...so close, and he was so deep...

"You know...what I want," he growled breathlessly, his animal state still yet to settle. Ivar stayed deep inside, taking a finger to your clit and pressing down.

"I-Ivar...please..."

"Ah ah..." He pinched your clit, making you cry out in a mix of agony and pleasure.

"I am yours," you squealed. Ivar smiled widely, voraciously...he'd won. Just like he always did.

"You will..." he grunted, thrusting in as his fingers circled your clit hungrily. "Never." Your eyes rolled back as your orgasm returned with a fury, washing over you like your skin was on fire. "ever, ignore me again."

Twitching and shuddering while you breathed you managed to slowly come to reason. Ivar had pulled out of you and slumped to your side. Curling around you like the cusp of the moon, he brushed some clinging hair from your face. 

“Never,” you sighed in agreement. Ivar kissed your forehead peacefully. He’d tame you time and time again...perhaps you’d listened this time and learned not to tease him again. 

Either way, he loved you, obedient or not.

[rukia-writes]

👀💖✨

Askeladd

✨Askeladd lives for an blowjob.

✨A s/o that will give him head after a battle, before battle, behind a tree-He’s down.

✨Lives to see his cum on his s/o face or inside their mouth.

✨Suck this man cock and he’ll be so happy.

Thorkell

✨Thorkell loves a blowjob and to be honest he needs a s/o who loves to give a blowjob.

✨His cock is so big and wide.

✨Thorkell will put his s/o mouth to work.

✨When his s/o can handle all of Thorkell’s cock he lives to face fuck his s/o.

Asgeir

✨Asgeir will ascend to Valhalla himself if he gets a s/o who loves to give him a blow job.

✨Asgeir has an above average cock, wide too.

✨Asgeir will also want to face fuck his s/o. (Must be a viking thing).

✨After his s/o has given him the best blow job; he wants to see that his s/o swallowed all his cum.

✨Rukia-Writes✨

[rukia-writes]

How would Askeladd Thorkell and Asgeir comfort an s/o that gets really sick when they get their period? (I’m definitely not writing this cause I’m on my period right now 😭)

I know that feel.❤️✨✨

Asgeir:

⭐️Makes sure his love is dehydrated.

⭐️Makes sure his love is feed a balance of vegetables.

⭐️Asgeir also makes sure they have their medicine on hand.

⭐️Runs them a hot bath or shower.

⭐️Kisses them on the cheek, forehead, and will cuddle with them if his s/o.

⭐️”How are you feeling (Name)?”

⭐️“Better. Thank you for helping me.”

⭐️Asgeir checks on her every hour. Even if he’ll just poke his head inside the door to make sure nothing happened.

Thorkell:

⭐️Just wants to beloved normal again.

⭐️He’ll make funny faces, awful faces, dumb jokes.

⭐️The whole nine.

⭐️Thorkell will make sure they have their medicine nearby.

⭐️He’s also going to barbecue that day for his (Name).

⭐️Has a ton of meat on the grill, his s/o tells him to cook at least one vegetable.

⭐️Thorkell sighs and he cook some vegetables.

⭐️Whatever his s/o wants.

⭐️The barbecue is absolutely delicious.

⭐️When he sees the smile on his s/o face it makes him happy.

Askeladd:

⭐️Makes sure she has medicine near.

⭐️Heating pad, water, and the television is on.

⭐️Sometimes he’ll kiss them on their forehead, when they’re sleeping.

⭐️Of course he cooks for the few nights and his s/o gets dinner in bed unless they want to eat the table.

⭐️Askeladd feeds his s/o tons of vegetables and some meat, but mostly vegetables.

⭐️Feeds them to her too.

⭐️“Come on open your mouth say “aahh”.

⭐️“I can feed myself Askeladd.”

✨Rukia-Writes✨