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#kris guĆĄtin#yes i knew it was him immediately#joker out#the things i wanna do to them#so full and voluptuous
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Prompt 308
Honestly, Damian is so disappointed in his father right now. And his so-called siblings. The friends allies he had made over the years and he had been swapping multiple times, and still they hadnât realized. Danyal was as pale as a corpse, closer to Drake for Pitâs sake! Jordan had red eyes! Elena was a girl! Respawn had white hair! Surely someone noticed- thank fuck, hello Todd, no heâs not on patrol, listen, listen, he needs you to know that Father? Blind. An idiot! The others more so! Yes yes, theyâve been doing their single-person trick, but surely someone should have caught on yes? And they havenât- Oh? What a wonderful idea Akhi, he shall inform the others of this idea, the Lazarus waters do make dna testing quite hard to do.Â
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Fake Quintuplets Au#Prompts#Danny Ellie & Dan all came through the Pits after [Bad Thing Happens] & were Damianâs sparring buddies#They might have broken Respawn out too#Why yes theyâre all physically 10 years old#Let Jason & Damian be Brothers#Jason hasnât even revealed himself and is already down to cause problems (he was finishing highschool & trainin)#Talia isnât a good mom as sheâs in a literal cult but sheâs trying her best#Damian: Ah yes my four siblings who are my siblings#Theyâre going to be such little shits about it too#âWe have been swapping out for Years and you never noticed how blindâ#Pointing at Red Hood: Akhi knew who each of us were immediately#Talia lets the five of them pull this trick so often & actively encourages it because itâs like training for both them & others#They claim Respawn got white hair from Talia's side- which might actually be true I mean Dusan naturally has it too so#Damian calls Jason Akh when he wants to butter him up & Jason knows it
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i have a theory about shinji, gin, and aizen, but i'm not really sure how to word it.
we never really see shinji and gin interact all that much, which makes sense bc both of them have significantly more important relationships with aizen, but at the same time it's a little odd how much there isn't.
like. gin cut hiyori in half. shinji is understandably pissed about that, but he aims that anger at aizen - and this seems to be one of the very few things in the bleach world that honestly isn't on him bc he never told gin to do that, he never even implied it. hiyori was never a threat to him. hell, we don't even know if she was charging in the right direction; if anything, attacking her implies that she was which is a really stupid thing to do when you're surrounded by a bunch of people who super want you dead and would kill you if they could be sure you weren't tricking them into stabbing each other (ofc it could also be a fakeout but still)
but i don't remember shinji's beef ever really being with gin, even tho he didn't seem to anticipate that gin was working with aizen the whole time during tbtp. so like does he feel responsibility there? cuz gin went straight from academy to 3rd seat and shinji could plausibly feel like that sent him right to aizen bc he doesn't know that gin was always aiming for that. did he blame himself? does he feel like he should've seen it coming? does he still see him as some weird genius kid? does he just view gin as an extension of aizen, which is both dehumanizing to an extent but also entirely fair bc gin did that to himself?
the thing is, since we never really see them interact much, it's kind of only interesting on shinji's side of things, bc gin doesn't really care about much outside of whatever the fuck he thought he was doing and the version of rangiku that he has in his head who needs back something that the real one doesn't ever seem to have realized she lost to begin with. gin's so disconnected with basically everybody that most of the time you can usually assume his thoughts are just "lol. lmao" and there's no reason to think that doesn't extend to shinji as well (gin has deep thoughts on: aizen, ichigo, and matsumoto (massive asterisk on that one ofc) and i think everyone else is kinda set dressing to him lmao the guy is Fucked Up)
anyway i think it's interesting to toy around with that relationship as it was in reality as well as how it might've been perceived, but also in the sense of both of them being sort of opposite ends of the manchild spectrum - shinji leans into his childish side but still has a fairly adult worldview, and gin is able to pull off maturity to an extent but was never able to escape a deeply childish mindset
#bleach#meta#hirako shinji#ichimaru gin#aizen sousuke#sarugaki hiyori#matsumoto rangiku#kurosaki ichigo#this whole post should also come with a huge asterisk that i'm deeply critical of gin's backstory in general and usually try to ignore it#but. since it is canon. it is a part of this post#and yes btw kira is absolutely included in the ''lol. lmao'' part of gin's fucked up little head#i should also note that to shinji it's very possible gin's situation looks like. uh. well grooming kinda#so he might view gin as a victim that he could've saved but can't anymore bc. well. he has jackass-itis now and it's terminal sad to say#but seriously the fifth division was involved with the academy right?#so this super genius kid comes out of nowhere. graduates in a sixth of the usual time. jumps into one of the highest ranks available.#third seat mysteriously went missing juuuuust in time for gin to snatch that seat up too. quite the coincidence#so now he's suddenly aizen's immediate subordinate. and seems to get along with him better than you'd expect for a brand new graduate.#but aizen worked in the academy - he was a hugely popular teacher#so maybe shinji saw gin trotting along behind aizen in the middle of getting hollowfied and thought ''well shit that's on me''#it wasn't ofc. there was no way he could've known or done anything and neither gin nor aizen would've let him know enough to try#but he doesn't know that himself and unless aizen decides to share then he just. never will#and gin will never care bc he fucked himself up so badly idk if he even really knew how to care anymore
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i understood nothing and yet fell in love even more
jere đ«¶đ»
[original video here]
#kÀÀrijĂ€#video#like the most amazing thing for me personally here is that jere actually made me fall in love with finnish#before knowing him i was really chill about finland and finnish and barely even knew anything about them#and now i get so exited when i learn a new word or phrase; i downloaded duolingo again to kinda get a little bit into the language#like i find it so interesting and enjoy listening to jere just talk random words to me in finnish dkendjsnsn#its so nice aww#i know that i wont be able to fully learn it like ever đ€Ł but its still really really nice to hear it and understand some little things#my brain immediately goes 'oh yes i remember jere said that word hell yeah' ahah
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What if stick!Alan gains powers at some point? Heâs fidgeting with a random item and accidentally resizes it somehow, and he just silently stares at it wondering how that just happened and what it means
god that'd be funny. SC is so excited because HOLY FUCK THAT'S SO COOL!!!!! and alan is just unsure if he should be worried about this ability or not. i think it'd be fun if he could do similar things to what agent does with his array of tools as well. plus like. that'd be hella interesting when vic comes around
#tommy's foolery#tommy's stickmen tag#i don't know why. but i feel like vic would get like. extra unethical upon discovering this. maybe trying to take those powers for themself#because alan sure as hell doesn't deserve them. right? all they know is he'd probably use them to torment others#(meanwhile like. jump cut to the others asking alan to spin them because they're curious what it'd be like)#(yes they do immediately get sick. yes he tried to warm him. no they did not listen.)#tommy's stick!alan#chosen is slightly concerned about it but then finds out about those shenanigans and is like. 'ok yeah it'll be fine'#i know chosen probably already knew after 4 years with c!alan that he's just a nervous wreck#but honestly i would not be surprised if he frequently ends up blowing their expectations out of the water on how much of a wreck he is#tommy's aus
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*he spilled my cup of paint water all over everything idk why I said he spilled watercolors I just woke up girls
I literally walked away for two minutes tops to make coffee and came back to his ass sitting on this water color palette and my painting open after spilling my watercolor water all over it
Look at that face. He knows he did something wrong hahahha
#I really wish I had a pic of him just sitting on the watercolors bc it was hilarious#like he looked so innocent and cute and I just knew his was was covered in various colors hashahwhwha#but i was more concerned with the toxicity so my immediate reaction was to try to clean his paws the best I could#and research#it wonât cause any skin or gastrointestinal issues so weâre good thankfully#he will be fine donât worry lmao itâs water based watercolors#gonna watch him close just in case#grabbed him asap and a wash cloth and took him to the sink#but yes to reiterate itâs NOT TOXIC AND HE IS FINE I PROMISE#also thank goodness I grabbed him immediately before he started prancing around on the white carpet bc I would be yelled at for weeks#u have four bloody scratches on my face but there are not rainbow foot prints all over the house and he is safe so I am fine with that#i**#theyâre ^#the way cats attack you and think theyâre being punished when youâre literally potentially trying to just save their life#or help them#like unhooking their claw from somethin their stuck too#and like I give a fuck about clothes as much as my cat but thereâs paint all over my favorite robe too now hahah#legit thiught the red streaks on my face were watercolor hahahaha so I was like oh shit that blood#Iâm not mad#after I found out it wasnât toxic and that he didnât step all over the wet carpets and that he was okay i laughed for like 15 minutes#Iâm still laughing like⊠yâall â ïž#please excuse my voice Iâm a little sick and I sound like a southerner ew#like why do i sound like someoneâs Christian Baptist mother offering someone cookies#Queso#my cats#lmao
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sir simon milligan would do numbers on tumblr. we would love and adore manservant hecubus (goth twink in a form-fitting leotard who serves satan? boy fits right in) but sir simon milligan is a dorky gothic hypnotist with a white streak in his hair who loves evil and the stuffed raven on his desk but also reminds you to call your mother and is a cringefail loser who i dream of kissing under the moonlight
#we'd find videos of his shows and immediately fawn over hecubus but simon would take our hearts#this man will fail to say the sally sells seashells rhyme and then tell you to tip your waitress#he tried to hypnotize a woman into sleeping with him which is yes bad#but his manservant threw talcum powder instead because headcanon hecubus wasn't gonna do that#and simon knew that subconsciously#anyway sir simon milligan i would treat you right. or wrong. however you want it#the kids in the hall#sir simon milligan#kevin mcdonald#manservant hecubus#hecubus#dave foley
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kiburi x ushari but specifically doomed kiburi x ushari. more than anyone else in the army they believe with full sincerity that scar's plan HAS to work because they can't succeed without him
#they don't even have to be romantic i just think. about them a lot#bc i'm writing my sections abt them in the BFTP essay#i can't express how tragic it is to me how much they had to believe scar would give them what they wanted#kiburi is absolutely an asshole in canon and doesn't have redeeming qualities yes. but consider this#scar knew that he wouldn't give ushari and kiburi what they wanted because ofc he wouldn't. but they didn't know that#i swear to god it's not just ushari who had so much devotion to scar. sure scar scared or pissed off kiburi but#have you noticed how much kiburi brings up scar in like every battle#he puts so much into the belief that scar is the answer. as does ushari#they would turn their backs on EVERYONE if they thought scar could win#which they did#with kiburi helping to double cross janja and ushari not giving a fuck when the skinks sacrified themselves just for the plan#scar's plan was everything to them#and what happened because of it? ushari died#kiburi couldn't give less of a fuck after scar was gone but i have multiple problems with the rushed-ness of the outlanders after that#like kiburi would NOT immediately allow ANOTHER animal to boss him around y'know#sure he said that jasiri wouldn't boss his float around anyway because they'd take care of themselves but#it's just. not my interpretation of his character#kiburi x ushari is canon divergent anyway obviously lmao but. i just think there's angst in them#like im sorry but kiburi would not give up fighting makuu that easy HFHJDJ#he may not have beef with the pridelands specifically because scar isn't making him attack them since he's gone but#he hasn't got what he wants. why would he stop#completely and utterly an au idea but. kiburi wanting to take over the pridelands because their actions led to ushari's death#reptiles deserve better or something like that#oh god i've rambled so much#this is just to get my thoughts out it's not coherent at all but yeah.#there's my doomed yaoi for you /silly#rambling in tags#spinny rambles#kiburi x ushari#< i kinda love them :[
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This is far from my best work, but it's 1:30am, and I needed to get this down before I slept or lost my mind. So here, take a snippet of Rook seeing Zara again for the first time in 3 years.
Trying, and failing, to keep his voice from shaking, [Rook] said âHello, Captain.â Mouth still open in surprise, [Zara] replied âWell, hello yourself.â The reality of what she was seeing seemed to hit her as she rounded the desk. âRook, is that really you?â He nodded. âItâs me.â Zara ran towards him, stopping just short of touching him, and said âWhat did she do to you?â Rookâs heart stuttered and he had to brush his fingers together to confirm Sigmarâs ring was still in place. Could she possibly see through its illusion? But then he remembered what Lanny had said. She knew where you were. His throat clenched and he choked out âTwo years.â A wave of grief swept across Zaraâs face as she said âIâm so, so sorry.â Rook shook his head vigorously. âItâs not your fault.â Zara ignored him. âIt is my fault. I failed you. As your captain, itâs my responsibility to keep you safe, and I failed you.â Rook wanted to say something, to reassure her, but she pushed on. âShe sent me letters, told me all the terrible things she was doing to you. I⊠I let you down.â Those words hit Rook with the force of a dozen cannonballs. Lanny had said that Zara knew Wolf had him, but knowing that Zara had been aware of what Wolf was doing to him⊠somehow that was more painful than any wound Wolf had ever inflicted. He barely managed to force his next words out around the lump in his throat. âWhere were you?â And why didnât you come? âShe said sheâd kill you if I came to get you. Or if I hired anyone to get you. Youâre standing here because I stopped sailing.âÂ
(honorary one-time tag for @space-writes bc I remember you enjoyed my other bits about Rook and Zara.)
#morrigan.text#my writing#dnd writing#oc: Rook#oc: Zara#btw when I say that what she said was more painful than any wound wolf inflicted I'm not just talking about her not saving him.#it also just hurts him to know that she was hurting too.#she left him with that woman for two years (to save his life yes. but she left him there all the same) and yet half of his thoughts are#''I'm sorry I hurt you.''#ROOK. MY BELOVED BABY BOY. PLEASE.#STOP APOLOGIZING.#also if anyone needs a cheering up after this please know that their conversation got interrupted by a giant snake showing up and zara#immediately asking Rook ''WHAT DID YOU DO???'' bc she knows her boy.#and he's like ''idk I just woke up like an hour ago'' and then he suddenly remembers that he swore like 3 times (town rules say no to that)#and he just goes ''SHIT'' and Zara fucking clamps her hand over his mouth and says ''take that back!''#and through her hand he says ''how the fuck am I supposed to take that back?'' and she just clamps his mouth harder.#oh. and the time he swore earlier was bc he stepped outside and got spit on by a bull and he was like ''is this normal??''#and someone said ''I've never seen that happen but these animals are part of [big snake almost-god]'s menagerie'' and hands Rook a paper#with all the town rules (there are many). And he goes ''what the fuck?'' and then he gets to the rule that reads ''no swearing'' and he goe#''SHIT!'' and then he realizes what he says and goes ''AAAHHHH.'' and I was cackling.#I was doing this on purpose btw. I knew that this would make the snake mad at me and I did it anyway bc I am a chaos gremlin.#however I did NOT know I would get Rook's only friend from before the party killed by doing this. RIP Jay. I loved you so much.#but yeah. my boy swears like a sailor bc he is one. and it did in fact get people killed. But it was funny to me.#ALSO when she met the party the first thing she said was ''thank you for saving my boy'' and I almost sobbed.#like yeah. he is her boy.#I'm going to explode just thinking about it.#okay if you read all these tags I love you forever and please feel free to yell at my idiot boy in the comments/tags/wherever.#maybe if enough of us join in he'll actually listen. (no he won't)#OH RIGHT. And the party is finally staring to realize how much of a capital L Liar this man is.#because they can literally see him catching himself about to say ''I'm fine'' every time they ask how he's doing
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My Lovesick Life As a '90s Otaku was targeting me even more than I anticipated.
#the mom character here was a fan of slam dunk's rukawa (midorikawa voiced him) as a teen#and her daughter is playing fit boxing 2. midorikawa voices one of the trainers in it#(yes i knew that immediately... i've considered that game cuz of his character lol. but hey now i've got entraining)#my lovesick life as a 90s otaku#manga#seiyuu#hikaru midorikawa
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choosing to ignore the last couple minutes of the episode and focus only on the fact that bella and arthur were both deciding to go into a lavender marriage and yet neither of them knew that because it's very funny
#personal#malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent spoilers#mlm/wlw solidarity but if they were both stupid#yes i'm immediately choosing to believe that bella was sapphic i've decided that#problems with religious dad? married a loser even tho she knew he was a loser and yet still went with him? hmmmmmmm#but man that episode went from 'hiding the fact that you're dating again to your ex's family' straight to Horror Show#i'm curious about what oscar found out but also like.....ugh that lead up the second the knock sounded i KNEW smth went wrong#at least the transcripts have returned from war
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a lot of people seem to use Entry #61 as 'proof' for the crux of the "Brian didn't care about Tim, he was Taking Advantage of Tim's conditions and Forcing him to work as part of totheark" thing, but honestly when you think about it there's no possible way Brian could have possibly orchestrated that series of events, like you almost have to interpret that as a baffling group of coincidences
#N posts stuff#mh lb#it's not like Brian has loads of mutual friends that he could ask to call Tim out one night; Tim's departure right as Brian showed up#just has to be a coincidence ; second yes. Brian does steal Tim's meds & that's a dick move but it's almost safe to assume#that Tim and Brian had been sharing prescriptions back in S1 - that's why the pills were at Brian's house that time Jay broke in#even if Tim no longer remembers that agreement it's not like Brian is brimming with other options so i can see the throughline of it#but there's NO way that Brian knew that 1) Tim was going to immediately turn around and come back home OR#2) be in the throes of an attack when he did so ; there's no Possible way he planned for that -- even if you Could assume that like. what#Brian 'knows' the operator is following him & Somehow orchestrated an encounter 1) no that doesn't make any sense and#2) that Still doesn't make any sense bc Tim has been Plenty Close to the Operator before w/ almost no negative effects (like in#Entry 17 when it's Right behind him) so there's no possible way Brian could have predicted that would unfold this way#sure it's weird he sets up the camera in the closet before Tim comes back but that Could Have been something unrelated#after all sometimes Brian DOES deliberately put himself on camera so someone knows he's responsible for something#or maybe he even planned to leave the camera there for later but it doesn't make Sense to interpret that as him Knowing what would happen#like don't get me wrong i'm not trying to say Brian is a pinnacle of ethics and moral behavior lmfao but also it's like#a kind of incomprehensible argument to make that he was Responsible for Triggering Tim's seizure that night when for all the#information Brian had on hand when he broke in he'd think Tim probably wouldn't be back home until much later#(''but the Creators Clearly intended'' yeah sure but since the creators also failed to establish a coherent series of events that SHOW#it then like. the intent doesn't matter anymore; sure they scripted the events in close succession but that doesn't mean they#scripted Intent & if they meant to then they did a bad job portraying it to the point the supposed intent is meaningless sorry lmao)#and EVEN IF you get this far and you're Still like 'but tim went after Jay and Brian would've Known he'd do that' like. no he wouldn't#because in Entry 18 when we see Tim have a seizure the first thing he does when jay approaches him after it is Run Away#so Again there's no consistent throughline of behaviors that Brian could have Possibly known about to orchestrate jack shit
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Yaga and Pandaâs relationship is what the JJK fandom thinks Gojoâ and Megumiâs is.
#finished reading the manga#i would have gotten the gojo hype a lot more if people talked about his Unhinged moments#and not just him having blue eyes#anyways yaga and panda- [EXPLODES]#or yaga and kusakabe#yaga calling panda his son makes me want to bite metal bars#OUGH OUGH OUGH#do you think they knew cursed puppets / curses could outlive their sorcerer before mechamaru died?#i think yes but it hurts more if its no#bc imagine panda thinking that his survival was dependent on his dad#and then being met with the reality that that ISNT the case that he can and most likely WILL outlive him#and then he does. and he loses his siblings too#panda losing his immediate family in one swoop and then having to move onâŠ.#GAH#connected to that lets talk about a maki noritoshi and panda friendshipâŠ.#<- deranged about family dynamics#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#panda jjk#jujutsu kaisen panda#yaga jjk#jujutsu kaisen yaga#speck speaks
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Just sitting here contemplating my first reactions to the bg3 characters (played the game literally from a lone post about how people complained it was shoving the gay in their face) and how two of them were the exact same reaction but different tone
Meeting Astarion: Oh. Oh heâs gonna be a Problem (affectionate)
Meeting Raphael: Oh. Oh heâs gonna be a Problem (derogatory)
#Raphael didnât even finish his first sentence#Astarion I at least finished being held at knifepoint and let him join up before my brain fully processed#like ah yes charismatic vampire fancy man#nothing about him was my type but immediately knew I was gonna romance that idiot#then right after I found Gale and literally sat there staring at the screen#heavily heavily debating#if I found Gale first he wouldâve been my first romance ngl#i decided to stick to Astarion because I already decided lmao#bg3#rambles#astarion#bg3 raphael#donât get me wrong tho I do love raphael as a character
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Absolutely tragic when you have a super old fic you once read trapped in your head but you're pretty sure whatever site that was doesn't even exist anymore and you're doomed to remember it from afar
#shes been gone a long#time daddy#there was once this great Danny/Vlad fic one some yellow and white site and Danny got knocked up by him#they told everyone it was Danny and Sams kid but only immediate family/Danny's friends knew the truth#They have like 2 kids#BUT ANYWAYS at some point Vlad decides to go back in time to kill Jack and Danny goes back to the 80s to stop him#he was pregnant with kid 3 lmao#he dresses as a woman and it works someone politely opens a door for him and hes like OH WOW#Vlad was about to kill jack just before the accident but danny jumped in front and died instead#i remember OFTEN Clockwork coming in and judging him while he goes âI deserve thisâ and clockworks like#âYes... but daniel does notâ#and then smth happens where Danny's alive but I think Vlad sacrificed himself? Unclear. But Dannys with his fam#and one of his kids vanishes out of existence and only he remember bc of a time medallion and the other kid is like before also eventually#When I tell you this whole thing lives rent free in my head a lot you dont understand. It's been like 15 years. Its the worst#i will never read this again#danny phantom
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learned ppl hate diane ..... i shouldn't be surprised but. how
#bojackposting#it's so weird to me that people would blame her as causing all the problems in her relationship with mr peanutbutter ??#as if he doesn't evidently repeat his behavior with his wives over and over#i didn't like peanutbutter that much in the first season specifically because of how he talked over diane lol#pretending to have a one on one convo to ask her to marry him because he knew she wanted some privacy-#then having a ton of people immediately jump out to have a huge party when she said yes was a scumbag move#also they just have no chemistry lol
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