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ok so who died of the cycling accident and who died of the heart issue
#jon heart issue#martin cycling accident#but also jon would totally die in a cycling accident#he wouldnt be the cyclist though he wouldnt be caught dead (ha) riding a bike#he was the car that hit the bike#yes he was aiming for them#tmagp 23#tmagp#the magnus protocol
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disgusting
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#ace attorney#phantom#my art#ace attorney spoilers#phantomquill#phantom aa#simon blackquill#bobby fulbright#but anyway#my fucking MAGNUM OPUS#I SPEND A WEEK WORKING ON IT#he is fucking disgusting i love them#please listen to Toki ni Ai wa while reading#its like main inspiration#HAS NO BEARING TO THE COMIC LOL#dual destinies#its gonna have additional meme ending so look forward to it#yes in my mind Phantom is a cis dude but his self identity is so fucked#that he just does not care anymore#he prefers to play a male roles#but if simon would tolerate him more as a woman whatever#yeah he does not stride to make Simon love him#it would be delusional#hes aiming for low level tolerance#people cant love monsters#and love is overrated anyway#yeah simon is gay#its the big misunderstanding#my guy hes not interested in women#disgusting the comic
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I wanna squish and smooch his cheeks 💙
You keep missing.. but it's okay, Noritoshi's happy to have your lips and hands brush his skin at all..! yet, he'd still prefer you stop missing the mark..
You're lucky he's fond of you, he wouldn't let just anyone squish his face as they pleased. though no one gives his cheeks kisses like you, so in a way this is a fair trade.
#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen fanart#YES MY HANDS KNOW A LITTLE ANIMATION. ITS ALL TO PUSH MY DOG BOY NORITOSHI AGENDA.#I NEED TO DRAW HIM BEING COOL TO SHOW THE GAP.. GOD FUCK ONE DAY. ONE DAY#I DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE HIM BORDERLINE LIP GLOSS //PUNCHING MYSELF#I READ IN A FIC THAT HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF AND HAS REALLY PRETTY LIPS SO IG HE WEARS SOME NOW#hey better to tempt you into aiming your kisses where he wants them#null rot#cloaked cult member
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Daniel's third and Max's first shoey at the 2016 Malaysian Grand Prix 🍾
#did not. even. hesitate.#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#maxiel#f1#*#**#malaysian gp 2016#the 3rd gif is just max waiting for daniel to finish pouring yes but he was so so so SO patient and shy and adorable in it (the lip bite 😭)#and then you have daniel sitting there aiming a bottle at his shoe like he'd done it a hundred times before#even tho it was very obvious he didn't even consider giving max a shoey until nico pointed out. bc max was (italicized) max#just. the confidently corrupting a minor when he was so very aware of what he was doing 😵💫😵💫😵💫#(max just turned 19 that weekend)#nobody does age gap like them
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I love c!Techno so much, I love how he grows across the story, I love how he's one of the only characters who has canonically said "I was wrong" and tried to actually learn from his actions and be a better person, I love how he's too paranoid to trust anybody but still gives to others so freely, I love how he's so loyal to anybody who shows him even a shred of kindness, I love how he is strong and capable and not afraid of showing it, I love how it has made him unable to express vulnerability but he still tries to, I love how he canonically has PTSD, I love how he has a service animal, I love how Techno is the first to think the world is cruel and yet he's also the first to be kind to animals or even people for no reason, I love him, I love him, I love him
#and I hate how he's not allowed to have feelings or be upset about things#because when he's upset and it's aimed at the fandoms scrungly people pretend he's in the wrong#even though HE WAS LITERALLY FUCKING HURT AND BETRAYED BY THEM TOO#but I guess when it happens to the scrungly it's sad but if it happens to techno he needs to suck it up#yes this is about a bad c!tommy take i saw again#thoughts#technoblade
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Again - Bez needs physical contact (according to the Bez episode of Migno's podcast - didnt watched it yet but saw it somewhere)
Now please consider this: He was properly to nervous to establish first physical contact with Vale in the early stages of being in the academy (relatable). But maybe he was already more comfortable with the other boys, Franky, Pecco, Cele, Luca, and Vale noticed. And realized what's going on. (Or he didn't and was worried that Bez didn't felt safe around him) So he started the physical contact for Bez to make sure he knows that he's okay with it
#Let me have a softie moment#Okay#Like we see how he gives hugs#those are all bez emotion but as a 17 year old you probably wouldnt dare to touch/ hug your idol like that without permission#Like Bez wanted Vale to like him-#He couldnt be 110% fanboy#And Vale was like... Yeah no we don't do this whole trying to act cool when you need physical contact so come here#welcome to rays headcanons#on todays episode#motogp#valentino rossi#vr46 academy#marco bezzecchi#yes I do believe the academy aims to teach and make them feel safe#you are welcome to fuck off if you disagree#I can and will eloborate on that if you want#I MEAN FUCKING LOOK AT THEM
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Ok I just need everyone to know, as a third gen Mexican-American, Leo Valdez does not speak Spanish.
He is fourth (probably more) gen and lost his mother at a young age. You think this kid speaks Spanish??? When it comes to languages, if you don’t use it you lose it (side eyes Nico’s ability to speak Italian) and Leo was tossed from foster home to foster home, most of which, if not all, likely didn’t speak Spanish. Even before that, could his mom speak Spanish? She was a third gen (if not more) like me and seemed to speak pretty good English. She probably spoke Spanish too (I hope) and used both with Leo.
So: Leo knows terms of endearment for a child. He might know how to count up to 5 or maybe 10. He definitely knows at least one swear word. He knows titles (uncle/aunt obviously, Mr/Mrs too, probably). He knows some household items and the names of other everyday things. He seems to have been able to hold onto most of his memories of his childhood before the foster homes which is why I think he knows counting and everyday things, because that’s probably what his mamá taught him. Now, this is aaalll assuming Leo’s mom knew Spanish. It’s possible she only knew the bare minimum. I like to think she knew enough to hold a conversation, if not more because of how her grandfather (Sammy) talked. But it’s also possible she knew very little Spanish.
Now, a little disclaimer: I was not taught Spanish as a child. I had to learn it in school. Do I resent that? Yes, absolutely. That’s why I say I hope Esperanza knew how to speak Spanish (Jesus Christ it took me an entire rant to remember her name) and why I like to think Leo could maybe hold an extremely simple conversation in Spanish. His grammar would probably be shit and there’s definitely a lot of Spanglish thrown in there but he could get by. Maybe. If he doesn’t have anxiety about messing up like I do. Anyways, I’m also only a quarter Mexican so maintaining the cultural stuff was a little hard - meaning, I’m culturally American. And that’s the vibe I get from Leo. He gives very strong Americanized vibes and with Americanization comes no sabo.
However! I like to think that once Leo has a stable place to call home, he starts trying to learn more Spanish. At first as a way to connect with his mom and her culture, and then just cause it’s useful.
#Leo Valdez#the heroes of olympus#percy jackson#valgrace#yes this is aimed specifically all those reader inserts I see where people r like#oh he speaks Spanish to u and u don’t understand it#like girl no#this boy can tell you the day of the week and like#if he’s hungry#in Spanish#but not much more than that#he might have some terms of endearment that can be used for a partner but he heard them used for a beloved child#first#from his mama 🥰
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Love Bullet AU where SJ becomes a cupid after SY’s transmigration and becomes SY’s wifebeam
#svsss#sj (a man hater) @ sy: oh you’re straight huh? a beast be upon ye *targets lbh*#at the spirit caves: here’s another man *aims for lqg*#the only one he doesn’t sho*t is yqy#he’s also responsible for moshang#when he gets enough karma he wakes up either in his body after the qi deviation or in a mushroom body#genderbend them if you want the yuri
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I fully believe that the reason Dandelion has several fiance's is because of his abysmal understanding of proper social cues. He has absolutely no idea when someone is courting him and by the time he's clicked into it he's stuck in a "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck" situation because how do you politely tell someone that ribbons have been crossed and you had no idea you were being courted and you also kiiiiiind of have no desire for marriage? Especially when those courting rituals are area and culture specific?
Hint: you don't. That's how you end up with several fiance's all thoroughly pissed and/or grievously upset and now have to quickly bolt from the whole situation so you don't get forced into the marriage anyway or get beaten to death in the streets
#the witcher books#dandelion#it got so bad yennefer ended up taking pity on him and just pointing out whenever people were aiming for that#so that he could politely turn them down and yes yennefer was right there every single time he did it#she took a shitton of sadistic glee in watching the whole thing transpire#also I just think bards are notoriously oblivious about these things#you could get down on one knee and ask for their hand and they'd still think of everything else before romance#dandy is just one of the worst for it#it's a constant in-joke around oxenfurt
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ykno im starting to think cellbits hatred for shooters has less to do with the games themselves and more to do with his inability to aim for shit
#yes im watching his rev playthrough why do u ask#also ik why he doesnt like them but admitedly#he has unbelievably terrible aim
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*jazz hands* here it is. the muse inspiration board. some of the ones on here, i wasn't expecting either, lmao.
maka albarn - soul eater
marinette dupain-cheng / ladybug - miraculous ladybug
lance - voltron legendary defender
po - kung fu panda
chrissy ch/lapecka - tiktok popstar
amy rose - sonic heroes
#♥️ ah shit here we go again. ( ooc. )#♥️ girls just wanna have fun ! ( dash games. )#po is probably the most OUT THERE one on here but listen. just hear me out okay#i realized that the backstory i'm aiming for with them is very similar to what po goes through actually#but also they handshake over being massive fucking dorks#same thing for lance LMAO he goes through a similar character arc that i gave amy#maka and marinette are both just amy core to a T and there are definitely AUs out there that exist#chrissy becaue.. yes#and sonic heroes ! amy since that was my first introduction to her and i just adore her in that game so much
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Hsidjdidj you guys remember Sidekicks AU?? From ages ago??? Where Roxy has a hobby of fixing random shit she finds in the staff tunnels and accidentally revives Helpy, Barney (Foxy's bird) and Flower (Chica's cupcake), as well as unintentionally allowing a wet floor to gain sentience?? So she has all those guys she's got to keep safe and hidden as well as the Minis???
Imagine that... But now Cassie is also part of the squad. Roxy's pack consists of nothing but little guys and a giant enemy spider and that's so fucking funny to me
But also can you imagine the reactions after everyone eventually knows about all the bots, when Cassie joins them too? All of them just staring at her and her little guys like "Really? Another one?? How do you keep doing this???" and honestly? She's got no idea.
#sidekicks au#for clarity: this is not a 'roxy is mother' joke.#she's ONE OF THEM okay?#cassie is the only one with a proper age here okay? the rest of them are on animatronic logic ages#even if she WAS acting mother you think she'd be caring and nurturing about it?#fuck no man roxy would be the mum teaching them how to aim their homemade molotovs at flammable objects.#safely though!#.... in her eyes anyway lmao#anyway yeah she's a PART OF THE GROUP shes not their mother dhdbjd#Cassie has been adopted by them. she's part of the found little guys family now#Cassie: Does this make you a little guy too?#Roxy: I'm not that little...#DJ: Yes it does. You're all dustbunnies to me#Roxy: I'M NOT THAT LITTLE!!!#DJ: TEENY#Roxy: NO-#they're just messing. eventually they start 'fighting'#which is really just Roxy trying to rip his hand to shreds while he plays boss music and pretends to die#it's a fun bit they do lmao sjdjdj#don't call roxy little though#she's the shortest animatronic outside the rest of the little guys and she will throw hands#DJ's specifically. straight at your face. she's very good at it
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Sidenote I was never her biggest fan but whenever I see someone talk abt dahlia hawthorne as if she's some evil seductress who breaks hearts for fun I feel the intense urge to hit them with hammers. Fucker can you read????
#waves my hand at The Fawles Business!!!!! hello???????????#pretty much every mention of fawles i see is (rightfully) condemning him#but often ppl dont connect that to dahlia as like. a character. theyre just like ew a creep good thing hes not relevant#happy and well 14yo girls dont frame their adult tutor who theyre 'in a relationship with' and send them to death row#and they certainly dont jump into a river KNOWN for tearing bodies to pieces in hopes of running away from home!!!#all the murders she attempts are motivated by a fear of her past being revealed!#valerie was going to tell fawles about her betrayal which would have set him out looking for revenge against her#fawles died to a suicide pact he initiated with her (again when she was FOURTEEN) rest in shit fucknuts#she poisoned diego because he was asking too many questions#and she accidentally killed doug while aiming for phoenix because he kept showing people evidence that indicted her#is she spiteful? YES! but not in a maneater way!#she HATES mia (and the rest of the feys by extension) for FINALLY CATCHING HER!#and THAT is what drives her participation in the hazakura plot!#like im not an apologist or whatevs. shes treats iris horrifically and she is very cruel when shes cornered#but the idea that shes some sort of praying mantis type is wildly inaccurate#the presence of romance only starts when shes groomed by a grown fucking man who makes a suicide pact with her#(and like u could say she was manipulating him or covering her bases and wouldnt have done it herself but THAT IS STILL CONCERNING!!)#and she lives a normal fucking life UNTIL valerie intervenes and makes her scared that that life is going to collapse!#anyway all this to say dahlia hawthorne get behind me
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i made an oc thats at least nicknamed "Stupid" and im constantly thinking about what a power move that is tbh
#toy txt post#i miss it i should play w her more often but it was going to be for a dnd thing that ive all but abandonded bc i feel like#i cant. do that but it sucks bc i had some cool fun concepts and characters but it was hard enough back then when i was just insecure and#knew nothing about dnd and was intimidated by the mechanics but wanted to try dming for some reason but now i just straight up dont know#what to do but i really enjoy those characters. i should just unlock the secret channelsand scrap the dnd game idea for now and keep the#concepts and im sure i could come up w something if i ever actually learned anything about that shit#anyway. my point being. im obsessed w my character i made up and you should be too cos its good shit#toxic anarchist half dragon demigod with authority issues whos an alloaro clown named Stupid Cupid.#i think her pronouns were whatever but also it/she? when i say toxic i mean it did have a bit of a Clown Cult.#Cupid i think is possibly its given name and Stupid was her clown ass addition and yes i do know of the song and yes it is on its playlist#obsessed w all the stupid overpowered characters i made in that universe. they were such good concepts. gulliver obviously. charybdis#silas (cupids father + previous (now deceased) god of chaos)#cupids mother who i dont think i had a name for yet but she was supposed to be kind of a neutral lawful (in a rules lawyering way)#moon paladin who hatefucked the god of chaos after failing to kill him which she was trying to do out of devotion to the moon#and she supposed to have what i can only describe as chainsaw powers? and she destroyed every gun in existence and killed anyone who knew#how to make them until there were no guns left bc silas kept being annoying w guns and was trying to use them on the moon. for reasons#so she really pissed him off and impressed him before she finally got to him and tried to kill him. and if she was even a minor god instead#of a 'mortal' it wouldve worked and thats the only reason he didnt die from her. and then her child. stupid cupid the clown#grew up and had issues and started a clown cult and wandered around usurping warlords and dictators before putting her aim on silas#and trying to kill him. but failing not bc she was mortal but bc he outsmarted it. but he couldbt bring himself to kill it so he had her#put to sleep for a thousand yrs until someone else killed him(he pissed off a stupid seagull druid who lured him into the path of Charybdis#who he'd ALSO pissed off and Charybdis mega killed him and then the gull druid was made the new god of chaos just to have someone fill the#roll but then they kind of suck at it? they did not want that much responsibility altho the immortality is nice. when they took over they#released cupid whos a bit of a legend but then the vibes are super weird bc cupid Definitely wants to usurp and take on the mantle of#chaos deity and gulliver idolizes her but doesnt feel great about just handing that over to it? and cupid has to grapple with not being the#one to kill silas. almost everyone she knew is dead. her mom isnt. the world has changed a lot. she finds out her cult is still going and#gets excited? but they have Changed. it disgusts her now. they are not the radical clowns she intended. the vibes are weird. she denounces#that and tries out piracy. she manages to get the moon paladin living chainsaw power?#despite not being aligned w their ideology at all. wow nepotism. then it was going to spiral into some fucking meta galactic shit and have#well. ran out of tags. anyway i miss this character i should figure out what im doing w this universe cos theres no way im dming rn 🙃
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Personally of the belief that live action fans who go onto animanga posts uninvited like 'I DESPERATELY NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I THINK THE ART STYLE IS UGLY EVEN THO THIS OPINION IS IRRELEVANT TO THE POST' should be hit with a big rock. We already moved past this ten years ago, get with it or get lost. Swallow the hunger inside of you that demands everything be palatable to you. Maybe you could stand to be a little uncomfortable for a while
#Keep ur trashy comments to yourself#It's not even ugly! It's just not the conventional anime style so you deem it ugly. That's so fucking sad of you#You're the type of person who sees a piece of art and is like OMG WERE THEY ON DRUGS?!?!?!?!?!#Idk I think the art style is very fitting for the gigantic world Oda has built#People are allowed to be ''ugly'' because not all of us were born to be models. Shock and horror I know#(this is NOT aimed at the ppl who critque the way Oda draws women (to a degree...) bc I agree he could've done the same for women as he doe#The men by giving them way more diverse features and body shapes)#No this is aimed at the ppl who think the style as a whole is ugly and demean it bc it doesn't suit their tastes#Meanwhile their taste is the most conventional cookie cutter bland pretty boy/girl bullshit out there#(I say to a degree up there bc I think ppl go way too far with the criticisms like the one person who posted the Charlotte family identical#Sisters and went LOOK HOW SIMILAR THESE WOMEN ARE ODA SUCKS when they were MEANT to look similar)#^ yes that is an actual post I saw in like 2018 or 2019 when WCI was reaching its end in the anime and it made me die laughing#There are dozens of other examples you could've given but no. You intentionally chose the triplets (quintuplets? It's been a hot minute)#Rebecca and Nami and Vivi and Shirahoshi all having the exact same face with different hair? No I will use the identical twins as proof#What a unique way to undermine your own argument bc I was with you up until that#Anyway yeah the more I think abt the more I think the live action sucks actually for getting rid of Sanji's eyebrows bc they'd 'look bad'#Who cares? It's part of his design. You are cutting off parts of his character. Same w/ Usopp's nose.#Who fucking cares if it would have looked 'bad' or 'ugly'? Is that all you guys really care about? Keeping up appearances???#I'm so sick of the shit I like getting 'remade' to appeal to people who will never actually appreciate why stuff looks the way it does#It's so shallow I hate it#<- yes I'm still bitter about what they did to my boy WW in the three guns reboot iykyk#And Livio and Razlo for that matter. What the FUCK was that about#Idk maybe it's cuz it's something I recognized in myself and attempted to squash so it's frustrating seeing other ppl do it#And again obvs Oda isn't perfect w/ this either as he draws evil women as fat old hags and his protags as skinny and beautiful#Or how he thinks not following ur dreams will make u ugly and fat and following ur dreams will make u conventionally attractive#I get it. Storytelling method. But u can do better. Use colorschemes instead of physical attributes or something like Veneer does
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I mean, bear in mind, Spinner ended up having a bunch of Quirks shoved into him, devolved into mindless rage, and murdered a bunch of hospital workers in a blind rage, so I think that some motivation decay may have set in alongside the whole "it gets easier" thing.
Well yeah but if some shit happened before that.
Like I joked about how in tpp, Toya 'takes half the League in the divorce', and him doing that might involve telling the others the truth about some things.
#tpp au#which still circles back to being in character for toya and his revenge plots#of like#he wants people to answer for what they did(especially to him but also to others)#and he's aiming that at everyone in tpp#his father the commission that one bastard he did a work study with and yeah AfO himself(and anyone who works for him and was Aware™)#Even himself to an extent because even though he has a few ways out to excuse his own actions he refuses to use them#(he made a choice and yes it was influenced by trauma and manipulation and brainwashing and wasn't in his right mind but he made it)#but in terms of those people who did things to him or people he cares about so far his father is the only one who feels genuine remorse#and apologized without making excuses#so guess which one Toya is siding with even if he's still very angry about the past?
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