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dcxdpdabbles · 26 days ago
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Barry: Does anyone know why Batman is not responding?
Billy: He got a pair of new kids. Helping them adjust to the manor so he took some days off. Unless we activate the Red Alram, he isn't going to answer.
Diana: I am aware of how precious children are, but I'm starting to suspect our friend has a problem
Billy: Well, MAYBE the boys had nowhere to go, and MAYBE Batman is a good man for getting them off the streets!
Hal: Woah there, Captain. I'm sure Wonder Woman didn't mean anything by that. Do you know the kids he took in or what?
Billy: As a matter of fact, yes I do!
Barry: Oh how to do you know them?
Bill realizing he can't say hes one of the boys: I'm helping Batman raise them!
J'onn: I was not aware you and Batman had that type of relationship. Congratulations
Hal: Yeah, that's great. I think you can do better than Spooky, but each thier own.
Billy horrified: Thank you
Diana: What are the boys name?
Billy: Danny and Billy. Their twins....magically speaking
Barry: Whats does that mean?
Billy: Merlin sent Danny to me and Billy came along.
Bruce at the manor trying to wrestle Danny into taking a bath: *Shudders* Billy has done something
Danny: I WILL NOT LOSE MY PROTECTIVE LAYER OF ECTOPLASM
Bruce: That's not Ectoplasm that's grime! TAKE A BATH.
Danny: NEVER
Bruce: WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE YOUR COUNTERPART!? BILLY TOOK A BATH THE FIRST NIGHT
Danny: HES WEAK THAT'S WHY
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synchodai · 5 months ago
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Episode 6 Live Reaction
I liked it! Best parts are the Larys and Mysaria scenes and the worst parts continue to be the Black council scenes.
New tapestry addition: is that Aemond raising the sword? And the blood is black now for some reason...
Lannister host from the sigils — Jason Lannister!!! Yes, I love seeing non-Targs on my screen! It just makes the world a bigger place and conflict more realistic.
Jason Lannister sounds like Prince Charming from Shrek, I love it.
It's actually a pretty good and realistic addition that the highborn aren't willing to fight a dragon without a dragon backing them. Not all of them would have this attitude ofc (the northmen have a deathwish and wouldn't gaf), but someone like Jason Lannister would.
RED KRAKEN MENTIONED! KRAKENNATION WE STAY NOT SOWING!
"I'll fly up to meet you when the time is right." For a dragon war that can be ended more quickly if someone with the most dragons just swarmed everyone, these people sure don't wanna use them. In the book, Aemond was less scrupulous about using Vhagar while Rhaenyra was less inclined to send out dragons prior the dragonseeds because it would be her and her sons who would be directly in the line of fire.
Tbh, if I was Aemond I would fire my mom too, she technically doesn't have anything to do at the table. If she were actually treating with lords to get more support or doing Princess Diana PR appearances to ingratiate the smallfolk, she'd have something to offer the council, but her job right now begins and ends with complaining about everyone else's plans.
Gods, Rhaenyra we get it—stop complaining about how your hands are tied. It doesn't project power or wisdom to your lords who are listening!
"Dragons are gods." Only exceptionalists would say this. Otherwise, it's blasphemy to the Seven. But Steffon Darklyn being an exceptionalist would make sense.
"I do not compel you to do this." UGH, STOP WRITING RHAENYRA LIKE THIS. She was raised a highborn princess—she's lived her entire life ordering people around! Even "softer" monarchs like Robb Stark and Daenerys didn't end every command with "Please" or "if it's not too much trouble." They knew they had to project power and confidence. Rhaenyra acts like a person who's never been in a court of people who would jump at the chance to criticize her for appearing weak. You cannot mask the fact that she is ordering her people to death in pleasantries. "Go to war for me" isn't made better by the ruler saying "only if you want to." It just makes her look weak and unconvinced of her own plans and power.
Omg welcome back, Paddy Considine!
Weird that Daemon suspects Simon Strong first before the actual woman who greeted him by announcing his death, but okay.
"Perhaps those who strive to wear it are the least suited to wear it." Ugh, it's giving s8 GOT "ambitions are bad, wanting power for any reason is bad, the only good stance is apoliticism" vibes.
Why is the bastard lowborn woodswitch spouting about the burdens of the crown? It like a regular citizen saying, "oh, it must be so hard being the president" which is technically true but not something someone whose primary interaction with the president is through taxation would say.
And now Daemon is asking the bastard lowborn woodswitch for her counsel. Unlike Mysaria, she hasn't proven to have any politically valuable skill — she's just been scolding him this entire time (like what Alicent does in her council). Scolding the men in charge is not a valuable political contribution in and of itself, you know.
Her "counsel" was the most basic information anyone could tell him. "Ally with the liege to get the support of all his vassals" wow, groundbreaking, Alys. Does Daemon not already know about House Tully?
Love the dragon-claiming scene though. It's immensely tense. This show is good when people don't have dialogue.
Did no one think to bring a flame retardant to the dragon-claiming? If Seasmoke lashed out at everyone, them leaving Steffon to burn would be much easier to swallow.
I kinda love Alyn's hesitance because he knows the precarity of being a secret bastard Velaryon. Yes, it could elevate him, but it could also end up with his head chopped off.
"Nothing but fish in this damn city." If the blockade is the thing causing the food shortage, it should be everything but fish.
"It is my fault, I think, that you have forgotten to fear me." YES, RHAENYRA, FINALLY.
"This becomes you." Ohhhhh, now I see how Mysaria was Daemon's favorite, girl is so subtle and manipulative in her flattery.
"Why is this anger directed at us? It Rhaenyra the Pretender who blocks the Gullet..." Truuuueeeee.
Iron Rod looks so done when Larys does his powergrab, like "Ugh, not another upstart."
The Aemond-Larys scene was really good political posturing and intrigue. It shows that Aemond is smart enough to know he's being manipulated but not empathetic enough to handle Larys in a way that doesn't make an enemy of him.
TGC once again having a great performance. Truly, the king who serves. And Aemond holding his hand by his wound? Judas kiss me, brother.
Oh no, why is.....oh no...a dragon travelled by itself to the Vale? I mean, even if it were foraging for more food, that's really far away and at the most inconvenient place.
LOVE Alyn shaving his head so that it won't show up as white *chef's kiss*
I LOVE ADDAM AND ALYN AND THIS DIALOGUE WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR TWO VIEWPOINTS ON THEIR BASTARDY
Jace, Jace, it rhymes with face. Addam might be giving him a run for his money though once he gets more screentime.
Orwyle speaking lines directly lifted from the book is such a good detail since he's one of the sources for Fire and Blood.
They're giving so much backstory and characterization to Gwayne "one-line in the book" Hightower 😭 Meanwhile, Baela still doesn't have a personality beyond crossbow and dragon.
All this talk about Daeron but still no Daeron in sight. It would be funny if they never cast him and just have the audience know he's doing stuff through other characters expositing.
I'm not sure what to think about the food plan. The point of a blockade is to starve and cut off resources, but if they were sending said resources directly to smallfolk and not armies or commanders....hmmm... Yeah, I'm sold. (But why wouldn't the guys who found the food just hoard it?)
Do the queensguard not have shields? Shield your charges, damn.
FINALLY, some actual believable violence and punishment. Gods, I was starting to forget we were in the pseudo middle ages.
Oh, this "riot" could have been waaaaay more bloody, but I suppose they're cutting out the gore sfx for the dragon sfx.
I remained quiet, seated, captivated, and enthralled by the Aegon-Larys scene.
I will never forgive HBO for cutting out Kermit and Elmo Tully. Never forget what they took from us.
Alys killing Grover is....intriguing. It does make her a more valuable and active ally and/or foe.
Daemon has such amazing and complex character work. As far as effort for developing these characters, it goes Daemon, Aegon, Alicent, Criston, Larys, Aemond, Rhaena, Alyn.....and Rhaenyra is still all the way down there with even her son out-nuancing her. She's been stuck on "they coddle me because I'm a woman and want Daemon instead" since episode 2.
"You have me." Rhaenyra x Mysaria 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 Not the toxic yuri I expected, but maybe the one we deserved...
Welp, my new ship just started sailing.
FINALLY, Rhaenyra realized that if she wanted to go on a dragon, no one could technically stop her.
Jace's "Mother!" — no notes.
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cantwritethetword · 1 year ago
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Fic Masterpost
~A/N - Here is the Masterpost of my tickle fanfics! If they were written on my old account I have reposted them here but also linked the old post (labelled old) so that I can still keep all the old tags and comments that you guys have left on them ^^
Here's my Fandom List so you guys know what I'm super into at the moment. Requesting outside of that list is ok, just means I may or may not accept the prompt :D
Fandoms I have written fics for are: BROOKLYN 99 // DAREDEVIL // DC // HEARTSTOPPER // MARVEL // MERLIN // MOON KNIGHT // RED, WHITE, AND ROYAL BLUE // SANDERS SIDES // SUPERNATURAL // STRANGER THINGS //TORCHWOOD
But yeah! Here’s the links! ~
(old masterpost)
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY 2023 MASTERPOST (Old)
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SQUEALING SANTA:
2K18: SHENANIGANS - Marvel // Tony and Steve and Bucky (Old Link)
2K19: NEVER RUN OFF ALONE - (Old) Doctor Who // Nyssa and 5 (Old Link)
2K22 (Part 1): THE DEVIL’S IN THE DETAILS - Lucifer // Lucifer x Chloe (Old Link)
2K22 (Part 2): COSQUILLAS NAVIDAD - Moon Knight //Jake and Marc and Steven (Old Link) 
2k23: GUNPOWDER, TREASON, AND PLOT - Red White and Royal Blue // Alex x Nick (Old Link)
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TICKLETOBER 2022 MASTERPOST (Old)
TICKLETOBER 2023 MASTERPOST (Old)
TICKLETOBER 2024 MASTERPOST
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Brooklyn 99:
FINDING A MOTIVE: (Old)
Jake is struggling with getting paperwork done, and it seems nobody can find a way to help. Luckily Gina remembers something from their childhood that works wonders, and the team jump straight into action.
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Marvel - Daredevil:
GOOD VIBRATIONS: (Old)
After a particularly nasty fight as the Daredevil, Matt needs to rest up. Thankfully, Foggy is there to make sure he does.
BLIND MAN’S BLUFF: (Old) Prompt Fic, Mini Fic
Matt is convinced he doesn’t giggle. Foggy is here to prove otherwise.
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DC:
NEW DISCOVERIES: (Old) (wonder woman 1984)
With Steve’s new body, there’s bound to be some new discoveries for him and Diana.
WHEN BATS HUM (Old): (Superbat) Prompt Fic, Mini Fic
Superman tries to get Batman to relax…
BICEPS? REALLY?: (Superbat), Prompt(s) Fic
Superman accidentally stumbles across a rather odd ticklish spot on Batman. Of course, he can't let the opportunity to fluster his partner slip through his fingers.
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Doctor Who:
DONNA, HUMAN, YES:
A friendly argument between Donna and The Doctor turns into a reveal of one of the Time Lord's biggest weaknesses.
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Heartstopper:
GIGGLES IN THE DARK (Old):
Charlie’s 17th birthday takes on an interesting twist when Tao adds a new rule to Laser Tag
LET’S PLAY A GAME (Old): Prompt Fic
There was nothing Nick loved more than teasing his boyfriend. And what better way than a game he could never win.
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR (Old): Prompt Fic
A sleepover-turned-pillowfight-turned-ticklefight filled with love, betrayal, and lots of giggles.
A GOOD TURN NEVER GOES UNPUNISHED (Old): Prompt Fic
Nick tries to give his hoodie to Charlie, but gets stuck taking it off…
RUGBY LAD’S REVENGE (Old): Prompt Fic
After Charlie’s been teasing him the whole day, Nick decides to exact his revenge the moment they get home.
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY (Old): Prompt Fic
Charlie oh-so-rudely interrupts a cuddle sesh with his laughter, and Nick definitely has absolutely nothing to do with it…
RUN BOY RUN (Old): Prompt Fic
Despite knowing Charlie is a fantastic runner, Nick still provokes his boyfriend into a chase.
FROM JOCK TO JELLY (Old):Prompt Fic
Nick is nearly impossible for Charlie to pin, unless tickling is involved…
PROVING A POINT (Old): Prompt Fic
Nick and Tao wreck Charlie to prove who is his best tickler.
DETHRONING THE KING (Old): Prompt Fic
Nick gets a little too cocky during a rugby practice session, so the boys show Charlie the best way to take him down a notch.
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Marvel - Into/Across The Spiderverse:
THAT'S CHEATING:
During a training session, it's revealed that Miles is ticklish. Pavitr thoroughly enjoys the experience, and just when Miles thought it couldn't get worse, Miguel decides he wants to wrestle him. Surely Miguel wouldn't use Miles' weakness against him, right?
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Marvel - Avengers/Stucky/MCU Spiderman:
YOU GOTTA SMILE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY (Old) :
Steve and Bucky are playing cards, when Bucky realises tonight is a very special night…
LABRADOR (Old):
Turns out that, although Cap can’t get drunk, HYDRA weren’t so thoughtful to Bucky.
DISTRACTIONS (Old):
Steve takes school very seriously. A little too seriously, in Bucky’s opinion. (Kinda Highschool AU but also kinda just young Stucky?)
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! (Old): Rewritten After Accidental Deletion
When a sparring match between Spiderman and Mysterio goes awry, a very sensitive secret is revealed about our favourite web-slinging superhero…
MONOPOLY MADNESS (Old): Reader Fic
You can’t help calling the Avengers by their super names, so Steve decides to take matters into his own hands and helps jog your memory. 
HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED (Old):
Steve realises that, now that he’s all superhuman, he can overpower Bucky quite easily. Unfortunately for Buck, Steve’s keen on some revenge from when they were kids. 
SUMMER LOVIN’ (Old): Prompt Fic
Steve’s grumpy, and Bucky is tired of it. Pity they can’t keep the noise down… 
CLASH OF THE (TICKLISH) TITANS (Old): Prompt Fic
Bucky and Steve can’t decide who the stronger superhuman is, so Sam helps them out by testing out one of their biggest weaknesses.
A SMALL PRICE TO PAY (Old): Prompt Fic, Reader Fic
You’ve been ‘borrowing’ things from Thor and Tony for quite some time now, but they’ve found your little stash. You’d better run!
THE CYCLONE (Old): Prompt Fic
When Bucky forces Steve to line up for The Cyclone at Coney Island, Steve is scared shitless. Thankfully, his best friend is there to distract him. 
COMING FULL CIRCLE (Old): Sequel Fic
Now that Bucky is superhuman too, Steve doesn’t stand a chance. 
THERE’S THAT SMILE (Old): Reader Fic
Exams are terrifying… Thankfully you’ve got some lovely superpeople to help you out.
STRESSED OUT (Old): Prompt Fic, Reader Fic
You’ve been studying relentlessly for an upcoming maths test, and you’re really starting to feel the stress. Thankfully, Tony is here to help. 
YOU CAN RUN (Old): Prompt Fic, Reader Fic
After teasing Thor, Steve, and Bucky for days, you finally get them to crack and give you exactly what you deserve. 
DON’T STOP BELIEVING (Old):
Steve is being an absolute little shit to Thor and Bucky, so they give him exactly what he deserved. 
GIGGLES (Old): Sequel Fic
Steve tells Bucky he likes being tickled, and gets absolutely wrecked as a result. Just good old Stucky tickle fluff!
YOU REALLY WANNA DO THAT? (Old): Reader Fic
You decide it’s a great idea to tease two of your favourite superheroes… I think you know what happens next. 
I KNOW YOU LIKE THIS (Old): Prompt Fic, Mini Fic
Peter pushes Bucky’s buttons a little too far, so he decides to wreck the friendly neighbourhood superhero in the best way possible.
SQUEALS, SPARKS, AND SPIDERMAN (Old): Prompt Fic
After Peter messes with Doctor Strange’s spell, he discovers a very interesting piece of information about his resident Wizard.
I’M NOT TICKLISH (Old): Prompt Fic, Mini Fic
Steve isn’t ticklish. Not at all. Of course, Bucky disagrees.
GIGGLE (Old): Prompt Fic
Bucky pokes Steve and hears a very cute noise. So, of course, he makes him do it again. And again. and agai-
WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS (Old): Christmas Fic
Peter loves decorating the compound for the festive season, but when he ends up tangled in the lights some of the others decide to have some fun.
EVERY HERO HAS AN ACHILLES HEEL (Old): Prompt Fic
Peter enlists Bucky’s help to fix a grumpy Steve, and he has a rather entertaining way of doing it
HOW DO YOU FIGHT IN THAT?: Prompt Fic
Stephen invites Tony to watch his training at Kamar-Taj, but Tony can't help but wonder how Stephen trains in such bulky clothing...
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Merlin:
NEVER TEASE A TIRED KING (Old):
Merlin refuses to get off an exhausted Arthur’s bed… Bad Idea.
SHUT UP MERLIN:
Arthur learns the hard way that Merlin is very talented in the art of revenge after the king gets stuck wrapped in the drapes of his bed.
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Marvel - Moon Knight:
OUT OF CONTROL (Old):
Marc is sick of being stuck on the other side, and wants control. Luckily, he discovers a pretty interesting way to get it.
ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER (Old):Reader Fic
Never get between Marc and Steven’s competitions, you never know what the consequences could be.
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Red, White, and Royal Blue:
WAKING UP NEXT TO YOU:
Henry unconsciously steals the blankets in the middle of the night and refuses to return them, forcing Alex to get creative to get them back.
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Sanders Sides:
COLD HANDS, WARM HEART (Old):
When Virgil decides to steal Logan’s blanket, it certainly doesn’t go unpunished…
HEY, YOU OK? (Old):
It’s the middle of the night, and Virgil’s mind is tormenting him with some seriously scary thoughts. Thankfully, Roman is there to calm him down and help him get some much needed sleep.
(TW: INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS, SU*C*DE, AND GENERAL BAD TIMES)
IN THE AIR TONIGHT (Old):
Roman and Patton have a cruel way to tease Virgil.
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Supernatural:
A CURE FOR A NIGHTMARE (Old) : Reader Fic
You’ve been having nightmares for days, ever since you were captured and tortured for information on the whereabouts of the Winchesters. Thankfully, the Brothers in question have a pretty good remedy for bad dreams.
A GOOD DISTRACTION: Reader Fic, Prompt Fic
After what felt like a particularly poor performance training with your brothers, you're feeling pretty shitty. Luckily, your brothers know how to calm you down and get you back to your usual upbeat self.
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Stranger Things:
MUSIC TO MY EARS: (this is technically a tickletober2023 fic but shhh) Eddie hears Steve laugh properly for the first time and is OBSESSED so of course he has to hear more.
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Torchwood:
YOU’RE ADORABLE (Old):
Ianto’s been acting a little strange recently, and it doesn’t take long for Jack to figure out why.
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abyssal-ali · 1 year ago
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RelationShip of Theseus
Pairing: Jason Todd x Stephanie Brown
Rating: M (mdni)
WC: 4.6k
Summary:
The Ship of Theseus is a thought experiment about whether an object which has had all of its original components replaced remains the same object. --Wikipedia Jason and Steph team up to go undercover at a Halloween party. They've been friends with benefits for a while, but lately...things have been changing. Maybe this Halloween they'll finally settle some things between them. For once Bruce's Bruce-ness doesn't completely mess things up!
Written for @jaystephevents JaySteph Halloween event!
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A/N: Thanks to @sarcasticbambi for doing a wonderful job beta'ing and making me cry from laughter with her comments<3 and to @boldlyanxious for sending me the prompts till I wrote this<3 Yes I am proud of this title I hope y'all apprecaite my genius
Jason's costume is 1995 BBC Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy's outfit that he wears when he emerges from the lake. Steph's costume is 2021 Immortal Wonder Woman's outfit.
CW: PiV Sex, Oral Sex, Dubious Use of Accessories, FWB to Lovers, mentions of drugs and alcohol, kidnapping and interrogating a criminal, Bruce isn't a good dad but he's trying...somewhat...
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“Almost done!” Steph’s voice echoed from the bathroom down the hall to Jason’s living room, where he was reading on the couch, waiting for Steph to be finished with her primping.
He turned the page in his book, knowing that ‘almost done’ could mean twenty seconds or twenty more minutes.
A shadow fell over his page and he looked up, his jaw dropping slightly as he took in the sight before his eyes.
“Whatcha think?” Steph twirled, the star-hemmed blue panels of her skirt flaring out from her hips.
Jason cleared his throat, suddenly desperate for a drink of water.  “You look amazing, Steph,” he told her seriously. “Better than the real deal.”
She scoffed, but her cheeks hinted at a pleased blush. “You don’t look too shabby yourself.” She circled him, admiring his costume. “The equivalent of a slutty dress; I approve.”
“Thanks. Gotta fit in, right?” He tore his gaze from the very well-fitting gold-and-red top to scan her head-to-toe. “You’re missing something, though.”
“Hm? Oh, right.” Steph headed back to the bathroom and returned, a gold cord rope hanging off her left hip. “Ta da!”
She crossed her arms in front of her chest in an ‘X’, copying Wonder Woman’s signature pose.
Jason coughed again.
“Are you coming down with something?” she scanned him again, worriedly this time. “I can go to the party by myself, you know. If you need to stay home…” “I’m fine. If I’m staying home, so are you,” he replied, crossing the floor in three strides and kissing her hungrily. 
~~~
He pulled away, leaving her knees weak and his lips shiny with her now-ruined lipgloss. 
“What?”
“Ready to go?” he repeated.
“Oh, uh, yeah. One sec.” Steph practically ran to the bathroom to fix her smudged lips and collect her sanity. Surely she’d left it here somewhere…or maybe it fled the apartment completely when she’d exited his bathroom and saw him sitting there in his open v-neck white shirt and brown pants, the sleeves rolled up to expose his forearms as he read. 
Swiping a fresh coat of red lipstick on and blowing herself a kiss in the mirror, she shook her head firmly and made sure her cash was tucked in between her bracelets and skin. 
Growing up in Gotham, and the Narrows at that, you never knew when you or another unfortunate soul would need an emergency Uber or bribe. 
She grabbed her coat from the tree by the door and belted it firmly against the October chill. She didn’t know how the real Wonder Woman did it…she sighed, jealous of Diana’s Amazonian blood. 
Jason grabbed his leather jacket and zipped it up halfway, ignoring Steph’s side eye. Stupid Lazarus Pit. He was also always ridiculously warm; he liked to joke it was the Pit Rage keeping him full of hot air, but she preferred to think it was from how big his heart was, so full of love for everyone. It had to be proportional to his unfairly broad chest, after all.
Jason unlocked his car and held the door for her.
“Thanks.”
He leaned in, his mouth right by her ear and his neck in front of her nose, where she could smell his smokey, spicy scent. “You’re coming back with me after this mission.”
She considered licking his neck. Down, girl. Not yet. “Was I not going to?” she batted her lashes at him and he smirked. 
“Right answer.”
He crossed in front of the car and got in. “Let’s hope this is an in-and-out mission.”
~~~
The mission tonight was to investigate a possible new drug dealer on Jason’s turf, which included Gotham U. Apparently the students were getting their drugs from this new player, not one of Jason’s men, and he didn’t like that.
One of Steph’s classmates was throwing a Hallowe’en-Eve-Eve party (because any self-respecting Gothamite knew the last couple days in October were some of the most dangerous days of the year), and she suspected the new player would be there for a prime opportunity to move their product.
The party was in full swing by the time they arrived, lights flashing, music blaring, drinks and other substances being passed around, but nothing from the newbie yet.
Jason and Steph split up to make the most of their time there.
Steph headed to a group of girls laughing. She was pretty sure she’d seen them passing something other than notes one day, and figured they were as good a place to start as any. 
“Hiiiiiii! I love your outfit!!!” she gushed, pretending to be a little tipsy already. “Daenerys, right??”
The girl nodded. “You look hot as Wonder Woman.”
“Thanks! She’s my boyfriend’s favourite hero, and let’s be real,” she lowered her voice a notch, conspiratorially, “every girl has a girl-crush on her.”
The group nodded vigorously.
“So, do you have any ideas on how to make my surprise for my guy better ?” she wiggled her eyebrows knowingly. “Maybe a li’l something to heighten the experience ?”
The girl dressed up as what Steph was pretty sure was Layla from Genshin Impact leaned a little closer, and Steph held her breath, ready for a nod to a possible dealer. “What about using your accessories?”
Steph blinked.
“Y’know,” ‘Layla’ nodded meaningfully at Steph’s lower half, and she looked down, confused. “Your lasso.”
Her wide eyes looked from the lasso to ‘Layla’ to Jason, who was across the room, disappearing into a back room. She nodded thoughtfully.
“You are a genius,” she gushed. “I gotta try this now!” she ditzed away, keeping an eye on the room Jason was in. 
A few minutes later, she heard a crash from inside the room and some muffled yelling.
Jason poked his head out a moment later and caught her eye. “Baby! He’s a bit drunk and tripped. Think you can help me get him home?”
Smirking, she slipped inside the room and locked the door, eyeing Jason’s slightly disheveled hair. She could do a better job at that…but later.
“Need something?”
He eyed her, his tongue licking his bottom lip slowly. “Yeah, found a lead. Can ya help me get him out to the rendezvous for questioning later?”
“Sure.”
Jason hauled the half-unconscious guy crumpled on the floor up and wrapped his arm behind his neck. “Taking our drunk friend home, huh?”
Steph nodded, poured her Solo cup of undrunk, warm beer down the guy’s shirt, and pulled his free arm over her neck.
“Let’s do this.”
~~~
They hauled The Guy out of the car and into the warehouse. He groaned and raised his head weakly, looking around.
When he realized what was happening, he stiffened, making carrying his weight that much more irritating, and started thrashing. “Aw hell nah!”
“Oh shut up, you’ll be fine…if you tell my boss what he wants,” Steph elbowed him gently. 
“Who’s your boss?!”
“You’ll find out soon enough,” she said cheerfully.
Jason plopped The Guy on the chair bolted to the floor. “He just has some questions for you. Answer truthfully and you’ll be fine. Answer un truthfully…” he let the unspoken threat hang heavily in the air.
With a panicked yelp, The Guy leapt up and headed for the door of the warehouse.
Steph unhooked her lasso, swung it, and watched as it floated gently over him…
And watched as it flopped on the floor. Sue her, it wasn’t like she’d ever used a lasso as a weapon before.
The Guy’s foot caught in the loop and she yanked on instinct.
He tumbled face first, bracing his hands for the fall, and she winced in sympathy. Clearly no one had taught him how to safely break a fall with minimum damage.
Jason produced a package of zip ties and dragged him back to the chair, zip tying him in place.
“If you were innocent you wouldn’t have evaded my questions earlier or tried to escape now. Want me to get my boss?”
The Guy’s frightened eyes turned to Steph, hoping her feminine sensibilities would make her more sympathetic to his plight. “Who’s his boss?” he stage whispered.
“Who runs the drugs in this city?” she shrugged, watching curiously as his face paled.
“R-red Hood?”
She nodded. “Bingo! Try continuing your streak of good luck by keeping your fingers intact and answering my colleague’s questions, huh?”
She sashayed over to her lasso, lying limply on the floor, and bent to pick it up, making sure Jason was the only one seeing her backside. She half-turned and winked, blowing him a kiss. “I’ll be waiting, handsome. The girls I talked to at the party were so helpful.”
His eyes darkened and his gaze swept over her hotly. “I won’t be long.”
He turned back to The Guy, leaning over him menacingly.
“You’re going to give me everything I want so I can get back to my girl stat, got it?”
~~~
Steph slipped out of the warehouse and drove back to Jason’s apartment, humming the snippets of the pop song from the party that had wormed into her head.
He’d called her his girl, and ‘Baby’ earlier at the party. Of course, it was probably for show, but it still made her heart warm and her panties wet.
She couldn’t wait for him to get back so they could resolve the tension that had simmered between them all evening.
~~~
Jason parked his motorbike and headed up to his apartment, his mind wandering to Steph, as it usually did when he wasn’t on a job (and even when he was on a job, sometimes). Would she still be in her costume when he arrived? Maybe naked in his bed? In the shower? 
He took the stairs two at a time and let himself in, quickly bypassing all the security.
He’d added Steph’s biometrics ages ago, when their one-night stand had become a regular, friends-with-benefits thing, which became a stay-with-me-since-it’s-late-and-this-is-Gotham, which had turned into stay-you’re-injured-and-your-mom-is-working-and-someone-needs-to-make-sure-you’re-not-concussed, which had become Steph having two drawers in his closet and bathroom each, which had become stay-when-you-have-nightmares-and-need-someone-even-if-I’m-not-here-you-can-come-and-steal-my-hoodie, which became….
He sighed, kicking off his shoes and socks and hanging his jacket up.
He wasn’t sure what they had become. A sort of ship of Theseus situation, maybe, constantly changing their relationship but never redefining it?
The glow from his bedroom lamp beckoned and he pushed all thoughts of their relationship, whatever it was, from his head, calling forth the memory of her smoking hot appearance as his favourite hero.
Steph was still in it, standing at his window and looking out at Gotham’s nightscape, though she’d taken the black wig off and was back to her natural blonde.
“Hi.” He pressed a soft kiss to the nape of her neck.
“Hi.” She turned and kissed his jawline, her hands coming up to loosen the ties at the neck of his shirt. “How’d it go?”
“Fine. He’s still alive. Just a lackey for the head guy. I got some names to check out later.” He ran his hands down her back to squeeze her butt. “You said you got some helpful info from some girls?”
He could feel her devious smirk against his neck.
“Up to try something new?”
“Always.”
Steph pushed away, a mischievous glint in her eye. “Get on the bed.”
He did so, watching her curiously. 
She crawled up to straddle him, undoing the rest of his shirt ties and opening the shirt to its fullest extent. He pulled it over his head.
She wrapped her lasso around his wrists and wrapped the loose ends around his headboard, pulling his hands above his head.
“Do you trust me?”
Of course, he did. He’d told her his actual address, not a safehouse like he gave the other Bats. He’d added her to his security. He’d told her some things no one else knew, not even Roy.
He’d never explicitly said so, though.
He met her eyes steadily. “I trust you, Steph.”
She let out a little sigh and kissed him, tugging at his lip. “Lemme know if it’s too rough.”
He raised an eyebrow at that. “You think tying me up is too rough after some of the things we did?”
She rolled her eyes. “I meant if the rope was too rough against your skin.”
“...again, too rough, after some of the situations I’ve been in?”
She gently whacked his chest. “Stop being a smartass and just let me know, okay? You’d want me to do the same, right?”
Oh, now there were some ideas to explore later…
”You have a point.”
“I often do,” she said archly, sliding down a bit to undo his pants.
With a swift, practiced yank, his pants and underwear were off in one fell swoop. She wrapped her hand around his length, the calluses from lifting weights and practicing with her escrima sliding up and down as she pumped him.
He caught his lip between his teeth as she bent to teasingly lick at the head.
“Ste-eph.”
“Ja-ay.”
She took him farther in her mouth this time, sucking just like he liked before she raised her head again.
“Why did you want to start our…arrangement?” she asked.
He blinked, nonplussed. Why did she have to ask that question now ?
“The lasso of truth knows when you’re lying,” she said warningly.
He huffed inwardly. “You’re hot, you were single, you looked like you needed a good orgasm or three.”
She narrowed her eyes at him, but returned to the blowjob.
“When did you start thinking I was hot?”
He groaned, not in pleasure, but frustration. He was right there .
“When I saw you sass B on top of the BatBurger last year and didn’t let his whole Bat-lecture faze you.”
She hummed, pleased with his answer, and he groaned (in pleasure this time). “I’m close.”
She grinned evilly. “Too bad. Why did-”
He slipped the knot ‘holding’ his wrists and wrapped his legs around her middle, flipping her under him.
“How about you have a little session with the lasso of truth, hm?”
He lifted her arms above her head, slipping them through loops in the rope and tugging firmly. Her bracelets would protect her from any rope burn.
She squirmed as he kissed his way down to the metal part of her top covering her cleavage.
“First question: how do you get this thing off?”
“Side zipper,” she nodded.
The zip sounded loud in the quiet room, the near-silent hiss from the electricity in the lamp and the slightly louder ASMR of their synchronized heartbeats and heavy breathing filling the air.
Jason peeled the top off and unclasped the belt holding the  pleated skirt up, tossing it to the foot of the bed.
~~~
Clad only in her black underwear, which were practically useless with how soaked they were by now, she could feel all the tiny air currents tickling her skin as Jason moved over her, the warmer breeze over her neck from his breath and the heat from his body warming her.
Steph really wanted to wrap her arms around his neck, but the rope prevented her from doing so. She tugged at it with a halfhearted huff as he tugged her nipple between his teeth, his large hands skimming up her bent legs to open her thighs wider.
His finger rubbed at her through her underwear, providing only the lightest touch.
She moved her hips against his hand, trying to obtain more friction.
He chuckled. “Not going to ask like a good girl?”
His hot mouth closed over her other nipple, the cool air now hitting the first one, the delicious juxtaposition making her shiver. Her panties slid down her legs to join her skirt and Jason’s thumb circled her bare clit, causing more wetness to escape her.
“More. Please.”
He moved down her torso, kissing her scars as he went until he reached her soaked slit.
“Hmm, you like being a good girl?”
“Only for my bad boy,” she sighed breathily as his tongue circled her clit expertly.
She really wished she was untied; the feeling of Jason’s curls in her fingers as he ate her out was one of the best feelings.
His shadow of stubble rubbed against her inner thighs, the tiny prickles adding to the experience. Jason’s tongue circled her dripping entrance, then slipped in as his thumb took over stimulating her clit, driving her closer and closer to the edge of climax.
He pulled away and she almost kicked him.
He licked his lips, grinning evilly. “Not so fun being on the receiving end, is it?”
Luckily for him, he replaced his tongue with his cock almost immediately, thrusting slow and hard.
~~~
Steph wrapped her legs around his waist, moving her hips to meet his. 
“You looked hot as sin tonight, Steph,” he panted in her ear, kissing down her jawline.
In retaliation, she licked up his neck like she’d wanted to do earlier, simultaneously tightening around him and causing him to groan, low and deep. “You really want to be done soon, don’t you?”
“I’d take it as a compliment, hot stuff.”
He moved faster, taking her challenge.
In retaliation, she tightened around him again.
He watched for the flush in her cheeks to spread down her chest, her breathing to quicken, and her legs to loosen around him before his final harshest thrusts.
She came with a cry of his name, her mouth dropping open and her muscles quivering, setting off his own orgasm.
Jason made sure to collapse beside her, not on her, reaching up to loosen the loops in the rope and free Steph’s hands. 
He kissed her swollen lips gently, pulling away only to softly reclaim them.
She curled closer, sliding her arms around his chest to gently run her nails up and down his back and comb through his messed-up hair.
"You're so warm," she murmured.
He kissed the top of her head her forehead, the tip of her nose. "Just for you."
~~~
Jason woke when Steph slipped put of bed, but decided to stay put for now.
He faintly heard the sounds of her showering, then drifted off again to the clangs from the kitchen as she rummaged through his cupboards for some breakfast.
He woke for a second time when he heard the door open and then shut, as if Steph was trying to sneak out.
She'd never done that before, so he immediately jumped out of bed, pulled his discarded pants on, and headed after her.
He jerked the door open and paused at the sight of Steph and Bruce at the foot of the stairs.
They didn't appear to notice him yet, so he quietly pulled the door shut and snuck closer, using the first stairs to hide.
"...here?" Said Bruce.
"None of your business," Steph crossed her arms over the shirt she was wearing–a Gotham Knights tee from his closet– and raised her chin. Between her wearing a shirt two sizes too big, her wild hair, and the marks visible on her neck and chest, he was pretty sure the so-called World's Greatest Detective could make a guess as to Steph’s reason for being outside his apartment. "Why are you here?"
"I was making sure you both were safe after the party last night."
"Oh, so now you're stalking us?"
Bruce grunted. "You two have been partnered on missions often this past while. It was unusual."
"Oh for goodness' sake, B, just come out and say you've lost whatever trust you had for me, and that you still don't trust your own son !" 
"This is not about trust, Stephanie, it's about making sure you're both still safe and not compromised."
Jason could practically hear Steph roll her eyes.
"That is trust, Bruce. Trust us to tell you if we're unsafe or in trouble. We have enough contingencies for if we're compromised in any way. Our only interactions are with you for our night shifts; you have no right and no need to snoop around our life if we don't share things with you. If we're a team, you have to trust us to do our part in informing you if anything inconveniences our job. We have to trust you to do your part, which is to trust us, and to have some work-life balance! Maybe if you actually trusted us and let us work as a functioning, non-codependent team, it would work and your protégés wouldn't die."
Steph's finger was jabbed firmly into a Bruce's designer suit at the end of her rant.
"Now, if you absolutely must know, I'm in love with your son and what we do outside of our working hours is none of your business. The mission last night went smoothly and there is nothing to report. Everything is under control. Go get your overpriced black coffee and maybe use that to down a chill pill while you're at it."
Steph turned and stomped back up the stairs, just missing Jason duck back inside his apartment.
He looked up from the kitchen counter where he was whisking eggs, pretending to be surprised to see her.
"Oh, you're back."
Steph huffed and leaned against the counter, watching him pour the eggs into a pan.
"Bruce knows something is up with us, and he found out about this apartment somehow."
Jason added some sliced sausages to the eggs.
"Okay."
She stared at him in confusion. "That's all?"
"I'm planning on visiting him later. We can hash it out then."
He flipped the omelet and poured two glasses of milk, sliding one over for Steph and taking a sip of the other.
"Did you sleep well?"
"Of course. You?"
"Yup."
Steph sipped her milk in silence, watching him cook.
He slid a plate with toast, omelet, and fruit over to her. "Bon appetit."
~~~
Jason knocked on the open door as he strolled into Bruce's office in Wayne Manor, dropping into the chair in front of his giant desk.
Compensating for something, Bruce?
"You and Stephanie?" Bruce asked.
"Steph and me."
Bruce looked him over consideringly. 
There was a long silence, finally broken by Bruce's sigh. "I hope neither of you get hurt."
Jason blinked. Was that a hint of caring?
He stood and headed for the door, pausing in the doorway.
"How'd you find the apartment?"
Bruce looked up. "Cass saw your car returning from the party last night when she was on patrol." He hesitated, then added, "She said you both looked happy and told me she'd followed you to the apartment. I wanted to see for myself, so I came by this morning and met Steph in the stairwell. She told me to trust you both more and that she loves you."
"I'm aware. Thanks, B."
~~~
"How'd it go?" Steph paused Gilmore Girls when Jason came home.
"He told me Cass saw us and said we looked happy, so he came to see for himself. He also told me the gist of what you lectured him on this morning."
"Oh?"
"He didn't need to, 'cause I heard it all myself."
" Oh ?"
Her voice was a bit higher now.
He crossed the floor and crouched in front of her, wrapping the discarded lasso of truth around her wrists and taking her hands in his.
"When did you fall in love with me?"
"The night I had that nightmare about Black Mask and came over, and I called you on my way and you immediately dropped your patrol to come comfort me. When I got here and waited for you, and the lock let me in. That was the moment I knew I was in love with you, but I'd been falling since before we slept together the first time. Probably since you got me Pentabux on our second patrol together." She sniffed and brought her hands up to wipe the tear spilling from her eyes, but Jason beat her to it, cupping her cheek in his hand and wiping the tear away with his thumb.
He unwrapped the rope and looped it around his wrists, yanking it with his teeth and placing his hand in hers. "Ask me."
She took a deep breath and sniffed again.
"Do you love me?"
He met her hopeful gaze steadily. "I love you, Stephanie Brown."
"When did you fall in love with me?" She gritted, biting her tongue to stall a new batch of tears.
"When I saw you comforting Damian in Batcow's stall last year; October 21st. But like you, I'd been falling for months before that. That was just the moment I knew I'd love you until the day I die."
His eyes were getting a little moist too, and Steph yanked the rope off his wrists and pulled his face to hers, mixing their tears as they kissed.
He lifted her into his arms, her legs instinctually wrapping around him as they moved down the hallway to his room. 
~~~
She barely felt her back hit the bed, consumed by his kisses and heat between them.
He peeled her shirt over her head, pushing her back against the mattress and leaning down to trail kisses down her neck.
Her nails hooked under his shirt and she yanked on it till he took it off. His nimble fingers headed for her bra; next, her underwear and sweats were jerked off in one fell swoop, then his followed.
He kissed his way up her legs, sending trails of heat rushing through her veins to pool at her centre.
Steph tugged at his hair till he came up to press his soft lips to hers, to work his way back down her body.
He nipped at a hickey from the night before, pressing his thigh between hers for her to grind against as his calloused fingers tugged at her nipples.
He bit her pulse point gently before moving up to her mouth, claiming it with his. "I love you, Steph."
"I love you," she gasped, feeling her climax building rapidly as she rode his thigh, still sensitive from the previous night. "I love you I love you I love you- Jason!"
He would never get tired of that view, Steph flushed and panting, relaxed and satisfied and looking at him with eyes full of so much love .
He pushed in slowly, closing his eyes at the feeling of her tight, welcoming heat. He moved slowly, lightly, pressing kisses to her face and neck.
She wrapped her arms around his neck, keeping him close enough to her that he could hear her heart beating in time with his.
He slid his hand down her curves to her clit, rubbing steadily until she reached her peak, where he followed immediately after.
“I love you.”
“I love you too. So much.” She traced the lines of his face with her index finger, her touch feather-light.
“Bruce said he hoped neither of us got hurt. I think he might like you a bit more than you think.”
Steph wiggled up to be eye-to-eye to him on the pillow. “Really?”
“Yep. That’s all he said. I expected a bit more threatening or maybe a reminder of both of our screw-ups, but I think maybe what you said to him earlier got to him. I’m proud of you for standing up to him and maybe even knocking a bit of sense into him,” he squeezed his arms tighter around her.
“Thank you,” she said quietly, hooking her leg over his and sighing contentedly. “Let’s just stay like this for a bit.”
“Sounds good to me,” Jason agreed, closing his eyes and breathing in the smell of her lime shampoo. 
Soon the only noise heard through the apartment were two soft, rhythmic snores.
~~~~~FIN~~~~~
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xslytherclawx-writes · 1 year ago
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20 Questions For Fic Writers
stolen from @thebreakfastgenie - if you want to do this, consider yourself tagged!
How many works do you have on Ao3?
508, not including anon works
2. What's your total Ao3 word count?
1,779,933
3. What fandoms do you write for?
uh... lots? i think i've written in upwards of 70 fandoms. mostly currently Harry Potter and Star Trek (Voyager & Lower Decks). Occasionally I'll toss in a Miraculous fic. My top 6 by works are: Harry Potter (187), Yuri!!! on ICE (62), Chronicles of Narnia (39), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn (18), The Umbrella Academy (TV) (12) - tied with Original Work (12)
4. What are your top five fics by kudos?
The Total Agony of Being in Love (Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston)  Two of A Kind (Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones) La Magique étude du Bonheur (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling)  i bloom just for you (Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston) enough contrition to spare (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling)
5. Do you respond to comments?
I try to! but i do have over 100 comments in my inbox so perhaps i am not like... the best at it haha
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I think maybe either: (for you) i would ruin myself (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling) or: Death Date (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling)  OR: like my parents never did (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling)  but like i write a LOT of angst lol
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
I've written so much fluff so I'm just going to plug relationship advice (Miraculous Ladybug) (written for @nemaliwrites actually haha) because I think it has enough stakes for the ending to count as truly happy instead of just. fluff all the way through. (though it is pretty fluffy)
8. Do you get hate on fics?
yeah. i wrote aged up characters once and got called disgusting like ok thanks you're the one who took the time to click on it and leave a comment. but ok. i also was told very rudely that sirius was ooc in a fic for not being fanon sirius. again: ok. read the books.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
I do, pretty often, actually. I've written F/M, F/F, M/M, F/M/M. I'll be posting some F/F/M soonish too.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?
Not often? I think the craziest one I've written was Star Wars PT / Buffy the Vampire Slayer: friends in highly low places 
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not just that, but I had a fic ripped off for a professionally published novel. not that i'm still bitter, or anything.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes! Введение в дипломатию by lyomna, translation of an introduction to diplomacy (Narnia) From English to Русский
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Sure have! Mostly in Yuri!!! on ICE
14. What’s your all time favorite ship?
don't do this to me. I genuinely don't know. all-time?? Jill/Eustace and Polly/Digory have stood the test of time better than anything for any of my other fandoms tbh. But like favorite???? I can't pick. Some evergreen ships: Katniss/Peeta (THG), Remus/Lily (HP), Drarry (HP), Hyacinth/Gareth (Bridgerton).
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
i mean the entirety of the cat café universe is probably not being touched again. uh. beyond that? not one for being let down (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling) - I should probably just put an epilogue on it and call it done a matter of diplomacy (Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis) - I really do like this one, but my brain is just not giving me many more ideas for it.
16. What are your writing strengths?
dialogue and character voice!
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
detailed description
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
I did it before bc I was a pretentious ass and continue it in Ravenclaw AU for consistency's sake, but I probably wouldn't do it again, unless it was a language I spoke fluently (so French or German) and didn't want my POV character to understand, and even then... eh.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Harry Potter, officially, but I wrote out some Halloweentown fanfiction in 3rd grade and submitted it for an assignment, so does that count?
20. Favorite fic you’ve written?
making me choose a favorite child. jk it's probably Lost Causes (Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling) or, in a completely different vein, the proof is in the pudding (literally. no one tested the pudding.) (Succession (TV 2018)) 
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tired-inyxe · 10 months ago
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WIP - Batfam/Dc Tag Masterlist
This is ridiculously long so m putting it under cut, m gonna add more (YES MORE. THERES A LOTTA CHARACTERS OK???) tags when I feel like it but I wanna finalize my main master post later
#bat anatomy -batfam masterpost (and everything else dc)
#going batty -batfam analysis (typically angry)
#mailing pipe bombs -enraged at dc's writers
#honey im taking the kids -stuff about dc's poor treatment of the batkids (they're mine now fuck u)
#the bat -abt batman in all its forms (persona not a specific character)
#the bird -abt robin in all its forms (ditto)
#the shadows -abt every other persona in all their forms(because normal ppl dont know em)
#bernards pegboard -crack headcanons
#sandbox -headcanons
#my story now -my personal batfam timeline/story (because dc sucks at writing
#shoved in mahogany 6 feet under -wasted potential of any/all characters
#revived wings -my view of a bat characters true potential
#case files -panels/pages that I use for evidence abt canon
#bamboozled -fun canon comic panels that make me laugh
#goth cake -batfam art
#dysfunctional worms -batfam writing
#cave screeches -rambles, usually angry
#bats and birds -any and all posts that contain any of em
#batcape -anything Bruce
#disco girl -anything Dick
#pride and prejudice -anything Jason
#skateboards and spite -anything Tim
#kittens and knives -anything Damian
#dayshift -anything Duke
#potato waffles -anything Steph
#ballet shoes -anything Cass
#spot of tea -anything Alfred
#all seeing snark -anything Babs
#handmade guns and gender envy -anything Harper
#jaded red -anything Kate
#lack the worms dc edition -any character i dont know/care about enough to make a custom tag for (m sorry)
#revolving door -Rogues gallery
#REFORM THE DAMN JUSTICE SYSTEM YOU BILLIONAIRE -me complaining about dc's inability to make Bruce use his fuckin money and power to change the city, also any arkham/blackgate rants
#i stabbed him hes dead -anything joker
#bats and hounds -anything Harley
#eco friendly -anything Ivy
#shot him he's dead too -anything Black Mask
#strawman argument -anything Scarecrow
#your wife is dead -anything Mr Freeze (sorry not sorry)
#bipolar ableism but gay -anything Harvey
#scared of seals -anything Penguin
#neon green twink -anything Riddler
#broke b's spine -anything Bane
#leather catgirl -anything Selina
#back in the cell -every other rogue I don't care about
#god forbid a woman have hobbies -anything Thalia
#withering gamer -anything Ra's
#magic mountain dew -Lazarus pit
#assassin gamers -League of Assasins
#competent idiots -Justice League
#its just an s -anything Clark
#unbreakable porcelain -anything Diana
#retired at the speed of light -anything Barry
#zooming with the big leagues now -anything Wally
#h in adhd -anything the Flash persona
#neon green with a ring -anything Hal
#weak to yellow -anything Green lantern persona
#blowing bubbles -anything Arthur
#he stole the braincell -anything Jhon (theres an accent mark somewhere in there ill fix it later)
#batson but not yet adopted -anything Billy
#cigarette ash -anything Constantine
#fics favorite magician -anything Zatanna
#hijacked the mainframe -anything Cyborg
#signature chili -anything Ollie
#screech metal -anything Black Canary
#under the roundtable -everyone else in the Justice League
#every band eventually -og Teen Titans (they broke up)
#saltwater bubble blower -anything Garth
#tectonic shifter -anything Terra
#red threads and all -anything Red X
#i exploded him yw -anything Slade
#stronger than steel -anything Donna (might change)
#shapeshifting greenbean -anything Gar
#goth girls inspiration -anything Raven
#international incidents the team -Young Justice
#test tube baby -Anything Kon
#meep meep -anything Bart
#girlbossed zeus -anything Cassie
#rags to the grave -anything Greta
#arrows notched red -anything Cissie
#mosh pit winner -anything Anita
#panic at the disco -anything Slobo
again, theres still more. dc is an 80 year long series theres so many guys. also not sold on some of these so various tags may be subject to change
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cranes-menagerie · 1 year ago
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MAN OF TOMORROW CHARACTER DROP: ALAN SCOTT
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the first and by far my favorite Green Lantern
he has the special fact of being weak to wood. He is with Diana as a legacy character. for this iteration. Alan has an aversion to wood, and the colors yellow and red(not only because of Red Lanterns but also Communism). he is egregiously patriotic(So wendigoon would fucking hate him lol). he was the type of hero to shove war bond adverts down your throat. he's still a pretty important and powerful hero but he has a bit of macarthyistic paranoia and is thus absolutely horrified at the possible threat of a soviet invasion.
in this reality, it's a slightly more realistic possibility due to the United States and the USSR actually being at war with each other in the world of the DCTU
(also yes I'm still having him be canonically gay since I feel like it's an important part of his character)
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Chimera and the Wolf- Chapter Seven
@indigothemuse @squishmallow36 @goddes-of-tea-and-lesbianism and so the plot kicks in
Dorian
Even when Dorian wakes up the next morning, the shaky feeling is still rocketing under his skin. It’s different than what he feels on full moons, but he hates it the same. It’s the shakiness he felt after choking on hard candy when he was eleven. He refuses to think of last night as he gets ready. It’s Friday, maybe he’ll sneak into town.
He thinks of town, not last night. Not how it felt dangling off the roof, staring up at Marius. Not how it felt when Marius hesitated to pull him up. Only for a second, but he did. Dorian thought that was it, that he would fall and that would be it. That he’d be gone, just like that. He sits on his bed and waits for Diana and Baz to be ready not thinking of how he might not have ever seen them again. But what he really doesn’t think of, is how it didn’t scare him enough.
He was terrified, sure, but it wasn’t enough. He was scared, but some part of him thought;
What if I fell? That can’t be the worst thing. It’s not the worst thing.
Marius had pulled him up, and Dorian tried to help. But what if Marius hadn’t been there? What if Dorian was the only one on the roof? Would he have tried to get up? Would he have just, let go? He believed his blood needed to be spilled when he went up there, what if he let it happen? 
No, Dorian doesn’t think of that. He thinks of sneaking into town that night. He’s going to take Diana and Baz with him and continue not thinking of last night. He can’t let himself. The shakiness spreads if he does, so bad he can barely keep it from showing. One slip and he’s ruined. So Dorian doesn’t think of the things he said to Marius. He’ll never be able to take back those words. He’ll never get rid of the doubt he put in Marius’ head.
Maybe a better person would apologize. They’d swallow their pride and say I’m sorry. Dorian isn’t a better person then, because his pride is all he has, he can’t let go of it. He needs it intact. Pride is what keeps Dorian standing, keeps his image held up. Break that and he lets everyone see anything they want. They would tear him apart with every bit of weakness he showed, and he couldn’t have that. He holds tight to his pride, and he doesn’t think of anything.
Will Marius hate him now? He should, he does. Dorian deserves every bit of that hatred. From here on, he deserves whatever Marius does to him after everything he said on the roof. He was supposed to protect Marius. He was supposed to keep him safe, just like Aunt Giselle told him to. He doesn’t know what he’ll say to Aunt Giselle if he sees her when he’s gone.
I’m sorry I didn’t listen.
I tried.
He made it so hard.
I did what I had to.
None of it was true. None of it would garner sympathy or forgiveness; he didn’t want that anyway, he didn’t want another lie from—hell, he doesn’t even know what she is to him besides the one person in the family who never got mad at him. No matter how much he deserves everyone's anger.
“What’s up, you look stuck in another world,” Diana says. She sits down in front of Dorian. He can’t stand the concern on her face. He plasters on a crooked smile and leans forward conspiratorially.
“I’m thinking of all the ways we can get to town tonight, Ana.”
“No, you’re not,” Baz yells from the bathroom. “You do want to stay at Adrien, don’t you?”
Marius
Marius knocks on the door of August Becker. He’s an eighth year and one of the only people in this school not intimidated by Dorian. One of the only people who will do what Marius needs him to do. 
The door creaks open to a boy with long red hair tied up. He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.
“The hell do you want, Beauregard?”
“You hate my family, yes?” 
August snorts. “That is not what I expected you to say but of course I do. Eat the rich, am I right? Don’t answer that. What do you want?”
“Did you get my letter?”
“Yeah, I did. I don’t like your brother but I ain’t getting caught in the woods for whatever petty thing you’ve got with him. I kind of like the possibility of graduating, I’ve heard you need to do that for college.”
“He’s not my brother,” Marius says quickly.
“Damn, okay man. Still not doing it.” He starts closing the door. 
“I can pay you.”
The door stops. “How much?”
“How much do you want?” 
August opens the door again with a small smirk. “Five thousand.”
Marius splutters. “That’s half of a college tuition.”
“Exactly, Pretty Boy, pay up.”
Marius can’t focus for the rest of the day and finds himself both dreading and unable to wait for Division of Magicks and Ethics. It’s a terrifying thought because he knows he’ll be able to finally focus on something, that something being the absolute wrong thing. He’s known Lev Cohen for three days and it’s becoming a problem. A very large problem. A very large problem that needs to end.
He’ll get around to switching classes soon. He’s just been busy. He walks into Division only a few seconds before the bell rings, hoping Lev will already be sitting next to someone. He scours the room and finds all seats taken except for the seat with Lev’s messenger bag thrown on it. Right next to Lev. He has to switch classes soon. Marius walks to the seat, Lev picking up his bag and dropping it to the floor between their chairs. He turns to Marius with a crooked smile and Marius definitely doesn’t notice his dimples. Certainly not. 
“I was worried you wouldn’t show.”
“It’s school, I have to,” Marius says in what he hopes is a dry tone. Lev snorts anyway. 
“You’ve never skipped a class?”
“You have.”
“Now, if you two are done talking, I’d like to start class,” Mr. Karim says. Marius clears his throat and pulls his notebook out of his messenger bag. He drops it to the floor beside Lev’s. 
“What can I say,” Lev whispers, “Division is my least favorite class.”
“You seem to enjoy it well enough.”
He can feel Lev’s breath on his neck when he leans over. “You make it bearable.”
Lev doesn’t even need to say anything when Marius blushes. Marius can feel the smile in Lev’s posture as he shifts back into his seat. He takes his normal position and kicks his feet up on the desk, leaning back in his chair. Marius clears his throat and listens to Mr. Karim’s lesson. His notes stay blank. Marius finds he can hardly focus on anything but the way Lev mutters jokes under his breath. 
Marius will switch classes soon. Surely. 
The end of the day comes frighteningly fast. Nerves build up all through dinner, climaxing when August sits next to Dorian at dinner. He watches as a grin spreads across Dorian’s face and a scowl on Baz’s. Baz is a good judge of character. Would Dorian listen if Baz saw through August? Would they try and stop this? Of course they would, why didn’t he take that into account? Fairies, this this isn’t going to work.
But neither Baz or Dorian give Marius a second glance at dinner, even when August walks away. When he sees Marius, he gives him a sickeningly sweet smile and pulls his wallet out of his pocket. Marius hopes his parents don’t miss the money. 
Fairies, they might just kill him for that. He should’ve just found another person. What’s to say he can even trust August to follow through? His distaste in Marius was shockingly clear. He needs to study tonight, borrow notes for just about every class and get back on top. Arthur and Camille will be disappointed if his grades slip and their disappointment tastes like blood. He learned the rules to play by, and he has to follow them. 
He keeps his eyes on Baz, watching for any signs of suspicion. He can’t find any but he’s got a bad angle, what with Baz being on the same side of the table as him. Marius might have to follow Dorian into the woods. He can study after Dorian gets caught, and then he’ll be able to focus. It won’t be his first late night or all nighter. He knows the right spells to stave off exhaustion and coffee works well enough if he can’t get the handwave spells right. Yes, that’s what he’ll do. 
Marius stands up and leaves the Dining Hall quickly. If he wants to follow Dorian into the woods, it’ll be easier to follow him for less time. Even if he uses his wand for the handwave spells to hide himself, he’s never had to hide himself from a werewolf. He’ll have to keep as much distance as possible for this to work. And it has to work. Marius only has a certain number of ways to get Dorian expelled, he can’t be running through them this quickly. 
August
August wasn’t sure how much wagering on getting expelled was worth, but in the moment, half his tuition to most public schools seemed like a good idea. It got a hell of a lot harder to justify as he waited in the woods just outside Phoenix House for Beauregard to come out. He wasn’t even sure he would come out.
The possibility of this being a trick to get August is trouble wasn’t lost on him. He hadn’t trusted any Beauregard since he told his parents about Dorian in the summer after first year. After spring break, Dorian had started passing notes to August in Arts. His parents had been quick to tell him all about the Beauregard family. How they climbed over everyone to get what they wanted. How no matter how young they were, you couldn’t trust a Beauregard further than you could throw them. August had gotten in a few fights with Dorian, some of them ending up bloody, but Dorian gave better than he got.
And August, you see, wasn’t all too strong. He doesn’t know how long he stands in those woods. He almost thinks to call it quits and head back to Pegasus House. If Marius wanted his money back, August still had the letter. He could just threaten to show it to the faculty and then it was just free money. August has all but started walking when Dorian makes the spectacular decision to come running towards August. He’s…
Oh fairies, he’s dressed nice. He doesn’t think this is a date, does he? August is going to kill Marius. Did he really just get paid to take someone on a date? He hates this damn school and that damn family. Though, Dorian doesn’t look too bad. He must’ve borrowed his roommates clothes because August is sure stuck-up old French families wouldn’t approve of velvet shirts left unbuttoned down to the waistband of a black knee length skirt. August even thinks those are that kid Baz’s with the paint smudged on them. His hair is messed up in a way that makes August want to mess it up even more.
This might just be worth it, so long as August doesn’t get caught. He doesn’t have to trust Dorian to take him out, does he? No, he doesn’t think he does.
August pushes off the tree he was leaning against. 
“Ready to go, Beauregard?” 
“Depends if you are, August,” he says with a lopsided smile. It’s a smile August doesn’t trust but damn, is it beautiful. This might just end up being a nice night. He might have to make more deals with Beauregards if this turns out to be worth it.
“You say that like I haven’t been waiting out here for an hour, asshole.”
“Most people don’t call their dates ‘asshole’.”
“Tell me that when you haven’t kissed half our grade, Dorian. I think I’m allowed to call you an asshole at least a few times.”
August turns and starts walking deeper into the woods. Dorian falls in step next to him, only one or two inches taller than August. It’s infuriating. Of course the dude sharing a name with Dorian Gray gets to be pretty and tall. 
“A bit egotistical, don’t you think?”
“Says you.”
“Yes, but I wear it quite well, don’t you agree, August?”
August snorts. He’s just made it to the small clearing, halfway to the town near Adrien. “I already regret this.”
“You won’t for long. Can I?” 
“Fuck it, why not?”
August is quick to figure out why Dorian gets so many dates. He really has to make more deals with Beauregards this is what it gets him. Dorian’s arms are thrown lazily around August’s waist like he can’t be bothered to put any real effort into kissing him, but damn, does it feel like he is. There’s no feeling behind it. August thinks it’s just fine without it because he’s sure the only feelings he’s got for Dorian Beauregard aren’t anything good. He’s a pompous asshole who happens to be a good kisser. 
But then Dorian pulls away and smiles with something August can only interpret as anger. 
“You can come out now, Marius!” he shouts. 
“Oh hell no. If a person comes into this damn clearing I’m spelling your ass into hell.”
But Marius Beauregard walks out of the trees with a stone cold stare. August is never making a deal with a Beauregard again if this is what it gets him. Fuck college, he never understood murder more than right now.
“What now? You drag the entire faculty out here or something? I hate to break it to you, but you’re out here too.” Dorian doesn’t even bother to take his arms off August’s waist as he berates Marius. August does it for him.
“I’m going to kill you, I hope you know that, you little creep.”
Marius doesn’t even bother to look at August. His parents couldn’t have been more right about the Beauregard family. 
“I’ll be gone by the time Professor Conners gets here. I’m not an idiot.”
“You make that hard to believe.”
“How?”
“Let me see–”
“Both of you shut up. I don’t care about whatever stupid thing you two are fighting about but it’s not my problem. Why’d you try and make it mine?”
“Just go back to your dorm!” Marius says. 
“Excuse me? Do you think you can just dismiss me? I think you grew up with a few too many servants.”
“This doesn’t concern you.”
“You’re the one who told me to bring Dorian out here, so I’m pretty sure it does now!”
“Say that again,” Dorian says, his voice dangerously calm. August watches a fake smile grow on Marius' face.
“Did you honestly think he wanted to go on a date with you, Dorian? You can’t even muster the courage to ask Baz out but someone who hates you is fair game?” Marius laughs coldly.
“At least I’ve gone on a date. Or let myself care about my friends. How long have you been hiding Ares and Nica now?”
That’s finally when Marius looks at August. “Why are you still here?”
August laughs at the absurdity. That boy really thought August would just leave because some kid two years younger than him told him to? August shouldn’t even be surprised at this point. 
“I can’t believe you people. People don’t just do things because some rich kid told them to. How entitled do you have to be?”
“Do I need to spell you out of here or are you going to leave.”
August fights back the urge to dig his heels in and stay. Maybe throw a few spells at Marius to make him think twice about doing anything like this again. But he’s heard about Beauregard magic. Especially with Dorian being the only Beauregard to need a wand past first year since anyone can remember. He’ll leave. He won’t go easy or quiet. 
He storms up to Marius. “I hope you both get expelled.” Then he spits at Marius’ shoes and walks towards town. He doesn’t listen to Dorian and Marius yelling at each other, just walks towards town. He notices too late when the woods go quiet for everything but their yells. 
But he does notice when the yellow lights appear. He doesn’t think anything of them at first. He’s headed to town. But then there’s a faint growl from the silent woods. The hair stands up on the back on his neck and he can’t move. There’s something in the shadows, getting closer with each second but August can’t move. 
He only moves when it pounces. He runs and screams and yells but the thing is already on top of him. He kicks it, flails. Pain bursts through every part of him; the thing must be stained red at this point. They both must be. August can’t be sure he’s even screaming anymore. He grabs at the thing's hair, pulling it out in large chunks. It doesn’t do anything. 
It’s gone as quick as it came. The pain doesn’t leave. It throbs and August feels every bit of blood rush out of a million different wounds. He tries to get back to the clearing, pushing himself with legs that can barely work. Dirt sticks under his fingernails, his blood turning the dirt to mud as it covers him. 
He never should’ve come out here. Didn’t his parents warn him? You can’t trust a Beauregard.
Dorian
“You don’t get to say anything about Nica and Ares!” Marius shouts. He’s gotten closer to Dorian, face flushed red. Dorian laughs.
“Then you don’t get to say anything about Baz! You don’t know anything!”
“Like hell I don’t! The whole damn school knows you like them, nobody knows anything about Nica and Ares!”
“And that’s just the pinnacle of friendship. Great job there, Marius, I’m sure they feel great about that!” He pushes Marius back.
“You don’t know anything about them, Dorian.”
“But I know you.”
“Oh shu–”
A scream cuts Marius off. Marius stands still for a second before darting behind a bush. Dorian’s first instinct is to join him. But the screams keep going and Dorian remembers the only other person is these woods. 
August. Dorian bites down his fear and runs toward the sound. The woods are dark, almost pitch black, but Dorian doesn’t need light to see. The shapes of the woods fall into sight, one of the only good parts of lycanthropy. He sees something running away from a mangled form, something with a lion’s head and a snake. He realizes with a start what the form is. August. 
He freezes when he sees August. Chest barely moving, bloody mud all over his back. There are too many cuts. Dorian rushes to his side, falling next to him. He searches his pockets for his wand. He didn’t think he’d need it. Fairies, he was so stupid. His gut has a large puncture wound. Dorian presses down on it. Hard. August doesn’t react with anything more than a small gasp, so quiet Dorian almost missed. 
“Hang on, it’ll be okay,” Dorian whispers. “Marius!”
He listens for movement in the clearing. Nothing comes.
“Marius for fairies sake, come here!” He doesn’t care that desperation coats each of his words. August won’t die over Dorian. He hears Marius’ footsteps through the wood, getting more sure with every step. He stumbles back with a gasp when he sees August. “I can’t heal his wounds, Mar, you have to.”
“I can’t.”
“Like hell you can’t. Do it!”
Marius sits on the other side of August, breaths ragged and quick. 
“Close the cuts.” Nothing happens. Magic crawls out from Marius’ hands but nothing is mended. “Close the cuts.” Again, nothing.
“Try something else.”
“I don’t know anything else.”
“Heal what’s damaged. Use that.”
“Heal what’s damaged.”
Nothing again. The rise and fall of August’s chest gets slower again. Shallower. Blood bubbles through Dorian’s fingers. His hands will be stained. 
“Mend the wounds.”
“Mend the wounds.”
And it goes on. Dorian feeds Marius healing spell after healing spell, none of them ever working. August’s breaths get shallower and slower; then they stop entirely. Dorian takes his hands off August’s stomach.
“What are you doing?” Marius shouts. He’s frantic, eyes glassy. He didn’t even know August. “Keep pressure on the wounds!”
“There’s no point, Mar. He’s gone.”
Marius shakes his head. “Erase the damage.”
“You can’t heal him.”
“I have to,” Marius whispers. And Dorian understands. Marius told August to be out here. He’s the one who sent him away. Dorian grabs Marius’ hands and keeps hold of them when Marius fights. “Let me go! I have to heal him!”
“Marius, he’s gone. There’s no healing him,” Dorian says softly. 
“Then I’ll bring him back!” Marius tries to pull his hands back. Dorian keeps a tight hold of them. Voices float over the woods, just at the threshold of the forest. Voices Dorian knows. Professor Conners and Mr. Bowman. 
“Marius we have to go,” Dorian whispers frantically. 
“We can’t leave him here. He’ll die.”
“He’s already dead. We have to go unless you want to get caught out here.”
“I don’t care.”
“Camille and Arthur will. The teachers will find him soon but we have to go. Now.”
Marius looks at Dorian, tears in his eyes, then back to August. Dorian keeps his hold on Marius' hands, pulling him to his feet. Marius keeps his eyes on August until his mangled body is out of sight. Dorian fights back all his panic and keeps walking. He has to be sure right now. He won’t get caught and he won’t leave Marius in those woods.
They’ll find him, he promises himself. He doesn’t know if it’s true but he repeats it to Marius. He listens to the woods, to the teachers. He stays away from them even though he’s on the longer path back to Phoenix House. 
He hears Professor Conners’ soft scream when they find what’s left of August. He has to swallow back a sob. He has to be sure right now. 
Baz
“I know you’re waiting for Dorian and all but can you at least pretend you’re helping me study,” Diana says with a sigh. She flips through the pages of her Arts textbook mindlessly. “I barely even know what I’m supposed to be studying.”
“Paintings’ use in magic,” Baz says offhandedly. Diana stares at Baz blankly. She closes her textbook with a slam. 
“He’s been on dates before, Baz. It doesn’t change anything. He’s being stupid. August hates him anyway, so I’m pretty sure we’re good.”
“That is not what this is about, Diana.”
She raises her eyebrow. 
“It’s not! I’m worried about him getting…caught! Yes, that’s it, I’m worried about Dorian getting caught. Or getting in a fight.”
“Definitely.” Diana keeps staring at Baz. 
“Shut up.”
“I didn’t say anything.”
Baz stares at the door. It’s one, Dorian should be back soon. Baz can feel Diana’s smug smile, even when she opens her textbook. Baz keeps their eyes on the door. 
“Wait, so how are watercolors and oil paints different?”
“You’re sure he’s just being stupid?” Baz asks quickly. Diana snorts. “Don’t say that you knew it.”
“Because it’s Dorian. He wouldn’t know what was right in front of him if it punched him in the face. I’ve seen how he looks at you.”
“You can’t know for sure.”
“Yes, I can.”
Baz sighs and turns to face Diana, opening their own textbook.  The desks weren’t big enough so they’re on the floor with a bowl of forgotten popcorn. 
“Watercolors are used for spells with more layers or freeform ones, oil paints are more solid and constructive.”
“Right, thank yo–”
The door opens, Baz jumps to their feet. Dorian closes the door quickly, slumped against it. Blood is on his hands and forearms, staining his shirt and matting the velvet. The fabric sticks to his skin. 
“Great Mages, Dorian, what happened?” Baz breathes. 
“Are you okay? Where are you hurt?” Diana asks quickly.
Dorian flinches. He turns around and wearing a smile that falters more than anything they’ve ever seen on Dorian. Blood is smeared on his face, tear tracks running through it. Baz takes a step forward, holding a hand out to Dorian. He pushes it away.
“There was a little mishap, nothing I couldn’t handle.” His voice shakes. Baz tries to reach out again, he walks past them and into the bathroom. 
“Dorian, what happened?” Diana asks, standing right outside the door. Baz joins her. “Are you okay?”
Dorian doesn’t answer. He just turns on the shower.
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rhaenyradaemons · 7 years ago
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Diana + best & favorite (outfits requested by @dianaprincxe).
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madwomansapologist · 2 years ago
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I would like to request being wonderwomans wife ❤
being Wonder Woman's wife you include
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synopsis: Diana Prince is a fighter, and that is true both in war and in love.
note: Diana is our bissexual queen and I dare you to say she is not and survive a fight with me. This is not a warning. This is a threat. Thanks for your request dear, Diana is one of my favorite characters at all! Sorry for making you wait, I was really sick, but I put a lot of effort on this so you like it!
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• Diana isn’t weak. She is a amazon, trained in every possible way, but that is not the reason. Diana never stop trying. Don’t matter if she is in a situacion where she is powerless, she will never stop. It can be about her carrer, her battles, her own personal problems: Diana will find a way to recover. And, when it comes about you, her logics remains intact
• Diana fought for your love, and she keeps doing that. A lot of couples think that after they get together they don’t need to try anymore. You can’t even count how many friends do you know that are trying their best for their partner and receive nothing back. But you and Diana are not like that, she will never let that happens
• She always presents you with a different bouquet of flowers, that you put on a vase on your office. You like to take a break from your work and smell the sweet rim, remembering about your wife. Whenever the bouquet starts to wither, Diana gift you with another bouquet. You wonder how she always seens to knew when to gift you with another one. Little does you know that Diana kept one single flower on her office, so she always knew when the flower she gift you are withering
• You also have your ways to fight for her love. I see Diana as someone who loves to eat cakes and pies but simply can’t use the oven. The kind of person who its prohibited to use anything that envolves fire on kitchen because of ther past attempts on cooking. So I see you as someone who will take confectionery classes and reserve all fridays to bake something new for her
• And, yes, Diana had literally fought for you. Her enemies may not have found you, and she is preparing herself for that because Diana knew she would go absolutely feral if that happens, but you also have your own problems. Sadly, as a couple of woman you both have found some horrible human beings. Even tho you choose to ignore those people and live your own life, Diana is not like you. She have fight because of catcalling and if you ever call her because someone is following you she is going on a “MUST DEFEND” mode
• Diana is a “ride or die” kinda of lover. She literally will defend you if one day someone accuses you of murder. After your relationship with her becames serious, she knew that there was nothing she wouldn’t do for you. And you feel the same about her, Diana is someone that you trust with your life
• Diana loves to have her back scratch. When she is upset or nervous you ask her to take of her shirt, lay down on the bed, and close her eyes. If you stop because her skin is getting red she will say it is fine with a sleepy voice and how could you say no to that?
• Diana is always the big spoon. She will find a way to bring you body close to her, you will wake up with your hair wet with her drool. One day you wake up during the night and wasn’t able to go back to sleep, so you get out of her hug. You were playing a game on your phone when her hands touch your waist. You think that she was going to hug you again or just grab you while sleeping, but she pulled you back to her. Not grab, not hug: pulled you like you were a tiny pet and she was a giant. The phone even unplugged from the charger
• Even tho most of the nights she hugs you, Diana loves when she wake up to find you sleeping on the other side of the bed. She likes to see your rest face, how you are so comfortable and safe. Diana knows when you are pretending to sleep because you know she is watching you, but don’t say anything
• She is amazing with hairstyles. Diana like when she is on the couch and you sit on the floor between her legs, so she can play with your hair and try something new on you. Sometimes she gets inspired and even work on your make up. You are not going to lie that the view of her sitting on you lap is not pleasant
• Diana is really funny. Her stories, the way she views the word, how her world view is so genuine: you laugh so much with her. Diana is amazing at conversations, talk to her never feel like something you could just stop. And even tho a lot of people make the wrong choise underestimates her, you know how clever she is and love when she shows it
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• Diana loves to wake up after you, walk to the kitchen and find you cooking your breakfast. She will hug you from behind and, wanting more of the warm of your body, and her hands will find a way to inside your shirt. Her hands will touch your skin and one thing takes to another and the breakfast will end up burned
• I do think that Diana is very dominant. She likes to hold you and lead you, Diana tends to be on top of you. Carrying you phisically is a big turn on to Diana, she really likes to feel that you are safer with her
• Diana is very vocal. She would say what she wants, how she wants and how good you are doing her. Diana likes to moan your name and see how red your face can get. She also loves to hear you, is usual for her to ask how you are feeling just to listen to your voice
• When you are both tired from a long day and just want to sleep but also want something more, Diana will touch you while you do it to her. Really in a lazy and comfy way, the lights out and affectionate kisses. Just a intimate and calm moment
• Diana is the queen of stamina. Being overstimulated by her is a normal thing. She just want to see you exausted. Shaky legs, ruined make up, tears of pleasure: what a beautiful view
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stargazing-imagines · 2 years ago
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AWAE REWRITE (1x01 : your will shall decide your destiny)
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Description : you and your family move to Avonlea and during your first week you come across Anne who is staying with the cuthbert during trial
Pairing : none yet just enjoy the story I promise the wait will be worth it!
Warnings : bad writing
( click here to access the awae rewrite masterlist )
You looked out the window of your London home as a few drops of rain falls from the window causing a trail of uncovered dew.
“Y/n I’m afraid it’s time to go,” said your mother as she placed a comforting hand onto your shoulder, you looked up at your mother before nodding
Of course you were excited for this new chapter of your life but you didn’t want to leave your friends
“What do you mean your leaving London?” Asked your best friend Amelia as she was shocked about the news, You nodded your head before looking out your window
“My grandmother is getting weak and you know she’s unable to take care of herself,” you said as you traced a rain drop from your foggy window, thinking back at the day that you were told of your sick grandmother. 
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“Kids we are moving to Avonlea,” said your mother as she gathered everyone around the table of your big victorian home in Hackney London. 
“what?!” said your older sister May as she was appalled, you on the other hand was shocked, what made your mother repulsively do this. 
“But what school?” you asked “I thought?....” 
“Theres a small school house in Avonlea,” said your father, “Believe it or not... Your mother used to go there,” 
“but...” 
“We’re moving and that’s final,” said your mother “Grandma is very sick and we have to be there for her,” 
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You and your family were on our way to Avonlea in a train, your sister May were was sitting across from you and your brother Timmy as she was reading a book, you looked around at your surroundings, that was before you came upon a red haired girl who looked poorly dressed. 
“What does it mean?!”
asked the girl as she looked up at the middle aged women sitting beside her who shushed herself, you rose your eyebrows in confusion before you were interuptted by your sister.
“What a weirdo,” said your sister as she laughed at the girl before looking at you “now y/n those are the people we don’t associate with,”
You looked at the girl who smiled at you as she let out a rapidly wave, you smiled back before looking down. Man did you feel bad ignoring her wave.
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“Oh if it isn’t my darling nieces and nephews,” said your aunt Millicent as she gave you a hug along with your brothers and sisters “my May you have turned out to be a beautiful young lady,”
“Yes in fact she will be taking the queens entrance exams next fall,” said your mother as she looked at her daughter who smiled
You rolled your eyes as you looked outside, the fall leaves were on the ground
“Mother can I go explore avonlea?” You asked as you kept your eyes on the beautiful scenery of Avonlea
“Sure but don’t mess up your beautiful dress and be home by supper,”
“Thank you mother,” you said as you went outside before grabbing your coat as you ran out the door
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“You must be Y/n,” said a blonde haired girl as she smiled “my I love your hair it’s so silky and shiny,”
“Thanks my mother washes my hair and then she rolls it,” you said
“I know right it’s proper etiquette for all the girls in Avonlea to have there hair curled,” said a girl “by the way I’m Josie Pye,”
“Y/n Melrose,” you said
“That’s Ruby Gillis, Tillie Boulter, Jane Andrews, and of course Diana Barry,” said the girl as she pointed to each one of them
“Nice to meet you,” said the sweet brown haired girl
“I wish I was so pretty like you,” said a small girl, which you are assuming is Ruby “I wish I was pretty as you,”
Then all the sudden you hear sobs from the young girl, Josie rolls her eyes
“Sorry she gets emotional...” whispered Josie “besides let us show you around,”
Then all the sudden you are yanked by the hand by Josie and the other girls
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“So honey how was your first day of school?” Asked your mother as she was rolling out a piece of bread dough
“It was good, everyone’s nice,” you said as you walked into the kitchen before sitting down “where’s May and Timmy?” You asked before biting into an apple that was on the table
“Oh May is at The Queens study group and Timmy is with some boy named Billy Andrews,”
“Yeah Billy Andrews,” you said as you got up from your chair “I’m going out if you don’t mind me going,”
“Sure just be careful,” said your mother as she didn’t look up
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You were walking outside before you came across a farm, you looked at the girl that stood outside of the house. You walked up to the girl on the other side of the fence
“Hi...” you said as you smiled, the red haired girl looked over before smiling wide
“Hi!”
“I’m y/n,” you said as you held your hand out
“I’m Anne,”
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Anne with an E rewrite masterlist
Anne with an E masterlist
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Next part soon!
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hintofelation99 · 4 years ago
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The Justice League Babysits Damian
Green Lantern (GL): Why are we on babysitting duty, doesn’t bats have like a million other kids who could take care of bitey Robin?
Flash: Yeah, but Dick said they refuse to babysit. Something about fire and a stabbing?
GL: This is not gonna go well.
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Superman, picking Damian up from school: Hey kiddo, you get to hang out with the JL tonight!
Damian: I am aware. Be warned, I have already defeated Red Robin, Red Hood, and Spoiler. My attacks will be swift and without mercy. As soon as we enter the manor the war begins.
Superman: Could we delay the war until you finish your after school snack?
Damian: ...
Superman: We have cookies and apple juice
Damian: Fine. The war begins after snack.
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Flash, looking down at list: Okay. Pick the kid up from school, check. After school snack, check. Looks like it’s homework time!
Looks up, Damian is gone.
Flash: Uhh... Damian?
...
Flash: Oh god. I thought Clark was joking about the war.
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Flash: I’m telling you he just disappeared!
Martian Manhunter (MM): Do not worry my friend. We will politely ask that the child reveal himself. If he refuses I will locate him with a telepathic link.
MM: Damian, reveal yourself.
...
MM: Fine, you leave me no choice.
5 minutes later.
Flash: C’mon MM it was just a flamethrower! Don’t leave!!
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GL: Okay Damian, let’s just get through your homework, sound good?
Damian: Father told me your ring is powered by concentration.
GL, looks suspicious: ...yeah
Damian: Interesting. Would you help me with question 10?
GL: Uh, sure!
5 minutes later.
GL: Diana! The kid stole my ring and won’t give it back!
Wonder Woman (WW): I thought you could call the ring back?
GL: He locked it in a yellow box and locked that in a bigger wooden box.
Flash: Man, your weaknesses suck
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Superman: When Damian called this a war I didn’t realize that he meant he was going to run us off one by one.
Flash: Yeah we’re already down two. Three if you count Aquaman, who never even showed up.
WW: this is rather concerning. He’s going through our ranks faster than any of the other robins ever did.
Flash: Did you forget Jason? That kid was awful
WW: If you ever insult my child again I will slit your throat
Flash: ...
Superman, whispering to Flash: Don’t insult Jason, he’s her favorite.
Flash: Thanks for the warning Clark.
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Flash: Finally! We’ve finished your homework, now why don’t you and I go train while Clark makes dinner.
Damian: Tt fine.
30 minutes later
WW: Damian, Barry? Dinners ready
Damian: The Flash left 10 minutes ago. He asked me to tell you that he’s sorry and that he, quote, ‘can not deal with the Demon child any longer’
WW: What?! Why? What did you do to him??
Damian: I locked him in a freezing chamber until he admitted defeat.
WW: ...
Damian: ...
WW: You just lost your dessert privileges.
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Superman, sitting down for dinner with WW and Damian: Okay Damian, listen. This has been a tough battle for everyone. MM was almost set on fire, GL lost his dignity, Flash was locked in a freezer, and you lost dessert privileges. How about we just call a truce?
Damian: Fine.
Superman: Good
Superman, takes sip of water
Superman: You put kryptonite in my water, didn’t you?
Damian: Yes, yes I did.
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WW: Damian for the love of Hera please just brush your teeth!
Damian, hanging from a chandelier in the foyer: I have defeated all your allies. You hold no power.
Door bursts open. Aquaman walks in.
Aquaman: Sorry I’m late!!
WW: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FIVE HOURS AGO
Aquaman: I’m sorry! But don’t worry I got this, you can go chill.
WW: Your confidence will be your downfall. But by all means try to tame the demon child.
Aquaman: Hey Damian! You like animals right?
Damian: ...yes
Aquaman: If you get down right now, clean up the mess you made, get ready for bed, and are in bed by nine o’clock I’ll take you to Atlantis and introduce you to any sea creature you want.
Damian: ...The terms of this deal are adequate. I request that you are in my room by approximately 9:05 to read to me.
WW, completely amazed: ...How?
Aquaman: Every Robin has a weakness.
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coldsandfluff · 2 years ago
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Y/ounger Sickfic (F, Liza/Charles)
So I figured I should start migrating all of my fics over here in case the forum never comes back. Hopefully some of you haven't read them yet and will enjoy them!
This one is a Y/ounger fic set in the first season, when Liza is just starting her job as Diana's assistant. She comes down with a cold, and Charles notices. I basically wrote it because Charles gave me HUGE care-taking vibes after he went to the hospital to check on Liza when she hurt her leg, and there's nothing hotter to me than a boss in a suit caring for someone with a cold 🔥
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“Liza… LIZA!”
Diana’s voice wormed its way through the thick fog of Liza’s daydreaming—or rather daynightmaring. Liza snapped back to reality, realizing that her name had probably been called quite a few times in an increasingly exasperated way. One look at her boss confirmed it: Diana’s face was flushed beyond her heavy-handed blush application, her signature red lips transformed into a straight, annoyed line.
And of course, everyone else in the conference room was staring at her. Including Charles Brooks, handsome CEO of Empirical Press. Literate, piercing blue-eyed gentlemen, always dressed to the nines. Also known as Liza’s boss’s boss.
Liza sat up straighter, tempting a friendly smile towards Diana. “Yes?”
Try as she might, she could not replay the last five minutes of the discussion in her head as she usually could, a trick she’d learned long ago as a mother. The ability to temporarily filter out the incessant babbling of her daughter when she was younger had been critical for Liza’s mental health, but she had always been able to count on her brain to rewind when the child would suddenly say something odd. For context, of course. Because when your six-year-old asks “what’s a cock,” it’s important to know that she was just watching a documentary about chickens. And don’t ask why she was watching a documentary about chickens.
“If you would stop gallivanting about at frat parties every night, maybe you would have enough energy during the day to pay attention during meetings, Liza.” Diana shot a knowing look towards Charles, as if to say “kids these days,” but Charles didn’t notice. He was looking at Liza with a slight frown.
Liza stared at her notebook on the table, pressing her lips together. She was still getting used to the condescending “millenials” remarks from Diana. While she no longer felt the need to shout “I’M 40 YEARS OLD” in protest every time, it still made her feel guilty for the lie she was living. She’d forget about it for a few hours, and then something like this would happen, and guilt would rear its ugly head all over again. When Liza had faked being 26 years old to get hired at Empirical, she had never expected it to become such a big deal in her day-to-day life. It was a lesson in humility. Age mattered more than people believed.
And now, not only was she lying to all of them, she also wasn’t paying attention during a meeting where she was tasked to take notes. In front of Charles himself, no less. A true employee of the year.
“College students go to frat parties, Diana,” Kelsey said, her annoyance veiled in politeness. “Not working adults.” As a true representative of the millennials, Kelsey never missed an opportunity to correct Diana. Even though it was a lost cause.
“Yes, well,” Diana flicked her manicured hands in the air, heavy bracelets jangling on her wrists, “this is not the point. I’m expecting you to pay attention when I’m talking, Liza. That is what we’re paying you to do. Now, would you please tell us how many submissions we’ve received this month?”
Liza nodded and nervously looked through her notebook. “Of course, let me just…” She flipped through the pages, her eyes scanning the words but not absorbing the information. Her nose had started tingling, an itch that felt like the light stroke of a goose feather deep within her sinuses. She wiggled her nose, trying to keep a brewing sneeze at bay. All eyes were on her still; this was not the moment to…
“Hh—Ihh’tsshh” Liza turned to her right in time, covering her nose and mouth with her elbow. “Excuse me, I… Ihh’TSSHH!” She registered the few bless you’s her colleagues mumbled, nodding her thanks as she straightened up. Liza knew her face was bright red. She could feel the flush burning her cheeks.
She cleared her throat and squeaked a nervous laugh. “Sorry about that!”
Diana rolled her eyes. “Are we ever going to get those numbers, or do we need to send a request through Snapbook, Liza?”
“Snapchat,” muttered Kelsey.
Liza sniffled. “No, no need, I’ve got them right here.” She paged through the notebook and finally found what she needed. “We’ve gotten less than usual but I haven’t had a chance to log all the submissions this week yet.” She lifted her eyes to meet Diana’s annoyed stare. “With the two ad campaigns and the issues with One Day We’ll Be, I didn’t…”
“Just get it done by tomorrow morning,” Diana cut her off with a steely smile.
For the rest of the meeting, Liza focused her attention on Diana and took overly detailed notes, hoping to redeem herself for her misstep. She wasn’t the kind of woman to take her obligations lightly, and she seldom had moments of distraction like this. Truth be told, she wasn’t feeling the best. She’d woken up exhausted in spite of a full night's sleep, and her head throbbed just a smidge behind her eyes. She could tell that she was coming down with something, but hopefully she’d be able to make it to the weekend before it hit her full force.
When the meeting ended and everyone filed out of the room, Liza walked passed Charles on her way to the door.
“Liza?” His voice sent a shiver down Liza’s spine.
She turned around, hugging her notebook to her chest. “Yes?”
“Everything alright?” His eyes locked with hers in the way they always did. Charles had the type of gaze that seemed able to search one’s soul for the answers to his questions. It was in the way he focused all his attention on the person he was talking to, creating a bubble around them that separated them from the rest of the world.
Liza nodded. She mustered an overenthusiastic “yep!” before turning around and leaving the room.
If there was ever a man that made her feel 26 instead of 40, it was Charles Brooks.
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Liza pushed the heavy door of her office building, spilling out into New York’s freezing autumn air. She followed a crowd of office workers making their way out for lunch, a chill running through her skin. In the scuffle, someone bumped into her and knocked her purse down, spilling some of its content on the pavement.
“Excuse you…” Liza mumbled, crouching down to retrieve her belongings. She suddenly missed Brooklyn and its quieter streets, friendlier neighbors and actual trees. Time Square was nice for a night out on the town or if you were visiting the city for a few days, but working in the district wasn’t always a thrill. However, she wasn’t here for the New York experience—she was here for the job. Books were her absolute passion, and if getting a career in publishing meant that she’d have to partake in a few elbow brawls on the streets to get it, she was ready to fight.
“Liza.”
Liza looked up, her lipstick in hand, balancing on her heels in a crouched position. She recognized the tie before she even saw his face. Navy silk, polka dotted. Once her eyes reached Charles’s face, Liza was already smiling. “Hey!”
“Here, let me help.” He crouched down to her level, helping her corral her stuff. Liza quickly shoved the used tissues in her pockets, hoping Charles hadn’t noticed them. Gross.
“There’s ‘rush hour,’ and then there’s ‘lunch hour,’” Liza said with a scoff. “I guess even walking is a hazard here.”
Charles smiled, picking up the novel she was currently reading that now laid on the sidewalk. “Murakami,” he said approvingly. “This one isn’t a favorite of the critics. What do you think of it so far?”
Liza’s eyes lit up instantly. “I know the pacing is a bit slow and the story can be repetitive, but there’s something about Murakami’s prose that keeps me coming back. It’s like taking a long, warm bath in the middle of winter, but on the moon. He always manages to create this sense of familiarity and warmth in an unfamiliar world and—“ Liza caught herself babbling away, the words tumbling out at high speeds. “Sorry, you must have somewhere to be! Don’t let me hold you back.”
Charles chuckled, his eyes wrinkling at the corner. His laughed matched his well-mannered behavior, a controlled but sexy huff with just enough sincerity to send sparkles through Liza’s stomach. He stood up, then offered his hand to help Liza up. She took it, noticing the warmth of it against her freezing hand.
The wind picked up, slipping through Liza’s open coat. She shivered, adjusting her purse on her shoulder and crossing her arms over her chest. Charles’s smile faltered. “You should bundle up, it’s getting colder every day.” He glanced back towards the street. “My taxi is here. Why don’t you share it with me. We can drop you off wherever you need to go.”
“Oh no, thank you, but I could use the walk. The cold will help wake me up.” She smiled. “Better than caffeine!” It wasn’t exactly a lie. She did need to wake up, but she wasn’t particularly happy to be in the cold right now. Her entire body seemed to revolt against the temperature change. However, her nose had started to run and tickle, and she did not want to blow it in front of Charles in the back of a taxi. The sheer idea of it was mortifying.
“You sure?” Charles asked, raising an eyebrow. She was doing a poor job of keeping her body from shaking.
“Yep! I just need to start walking to warm up.” She gave him a dismissive wave. “I’ll be fine.”
“Alright then.” Charles nodded. “Take care of yourself.”
Liza watched him walk to his taxi, his trench coat and gray scarf flapping in the wind. A sudden, sharp prickle caused her to gasp and pitch her head forward into her hands. “Hh—Iiih’TSSHH!” She fished around her purse for a new tissue and dabbed at her nose, groaning. The virus had definitely taken hold.
At least Charles hadn’t been there to witness it.
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Liza moved to the back of the elevator, balancing a tray of drinks and a paper bag containing her lunch. She’d picked up Diana’s green juice and green smoothie, as requested. “Everyone is spreading their disgusting little germs everywhere in this office,” Diana had told Liza with a repulsed moue. “I don’t have time to get sick. Get me my green juices, double shots.” Ironic, since Liza herself was sick, although Diana didn’t know yet. And Liza intended on keeping it that way. She didn’t want to be sent home and look like an unreliable assistant who keeled over at the first sign of a sniffle. She’d been through much worse than this. Back in the days, she’d be taking care of the kid, cleaning the house, making dinner, setting up doctor appointments and taking care of her sick husband—now ex-husband—while battling her own raging fever.
Liza looked at the third drink in the cup tray—her own. She would have preferred a simple cup of chamomile tea with honey, the remedy she could always count on when sick, but the line at the juice bar had been so long that she’d run out of time. The cashier had recommended a "Detox Elixir" for her cold. Apple cider vinegar, ginger, lemon and cayenne pepper. The dirty yellow muddied drink didn’t look (or smell) appetizing whatsoever. Liza hoped that the sandwich she’d also picked up would help wash the drink down, but she wasn’t holding her breath. She’d watched the employee make it. It was 90% alfalfa sprouts, 5% avocado and 5% dry toasted bread made entirely of nuts. Good thing she wasn’t too hungry anyway.
Walking in the cold had made Liza’s nose even more runny, but she couldn’t wipe it since both of her hands were occupied. She sniffled quietly, trying to ignore people glancing at her when she did so. Every time the elevator stopped at a floor, people squeezed towards the back, forcing Liza into the wall. It was starting to get hot and uncomfortable in there.
And of course, that was when a tickle decided to blossom. Liza scrunched up her nose, hiding behind the to-go cups, but it didn’t even slow down the progression of the itch. It spread all the way down to the tip of her nose, until she could no longer fight it. She promptly shoved the paper bag in her mouth to free her hand and fetch a tissue, but there was no time. With her hand stuck in her purse and her other hand holding the drinks, she bit down hard on the paper bag and turned towards the wall, stifling her sneeze as much as possible.
“Hh—Ihh’Hnxch!... Hh’Hnxch!”
A few people blessed her, and the guy standing next to her chuckled when he saw her struggling with the bag in her mouth. “Cold season, uh?” he said with a compassionate tone. Meanwhile, there was an evident shift in the crowd as people tried to distance themselves from Liza.
Liza managed to get a tissue and wipe her nose, then grabbed the bag out of her mouth. “You’d think I have Ebola,” she mumbled to the man, nodding towards people now a few steps away from her. Some of them turned to glare at her. Oops.
When the elevator finally dinged on her floor, Liza made her way out, welcoming open spaces, fresh air and a little breeze on her sweaty skin. She dropped off her coat at her desk, checking to see if Diana was busy. The elegant woman sat in her glass office, concentrating on her computer monitor. She hadn’t yet noticed Liza.
Liza quickly grabbed a compact mirror from her purse to see how bad she looked. Her nose was bright red and her cheeks were flushed, but she could blame it on the cold wind. She sniffled a bit, testing her sinuses. No sneezes were brewing. It was now or never.
She knocked on the door frame. “I’ve got your juices right here,” Liza said, placing the cups on Diana’s desk.
“About time,” Diana replied without looking up. “I can almost feel the germs floating all around me.” She grabbed the green smoothie and took a sip. Liza started backing up to take her leave, but Diana added: “I need you to find a space for the launch party of Bright & Wonderful. I’m thinking something young and bright, something…” She wriggled her fingers in the air, looking for another adjective.
“Wonderful?” proposed Liza with a smirk.
Diana raised an eyebrow. “That’s right. Very funny. Just reserve something 'hip.' I’m sure you can do that.”
Liza nodded emphatically, feeling the relentless tickle wake up again in her increasingly congested sinuses. Eager to get out before a sneeze manifested, she started walking out, but Diana interrupted her once again.
“I also need you to contact Mrs. McLure and find out if they’re done drawing the contract. We haven’t heard back from them and we need to lock down the budget for the campaign as soon as possible.”
Liza nodded again, her eyes watering.
“This is top priority, Liza.” Diana glanced at her. “Got it?”
“Mmhmm!”
Diana held Liza’s gaze for a moment, cocking her head. “Is something wrong?”
“No, n-nothing is wrong.” Liza could feel her breath itching, her face scrunching slightly. She had to leave. Now. “Oh, umm…” she gestured towards her desk. “I t—think the phooo…eh… phone is ringing.”
She rushed out, feeling Diana’s eyes on her as she ran straight to the restroom. Once she was safely inside, she grabbed some toilet paper from the roll and let the sneezes overcome her. “Ehh… Hh—Iiih’TSSHH… Hh—Ih’tsshhew… Ahh…Hhh! Hh—Iihh’TSSHH!” Tears were streaming down her face from holding the sneezes back for so long. She blew her nose and washed her hands, sighing.
The door whipped open. “You look like hell,” said Kelsey, stopping next to Liza in front of the mirror to reapply lipstick. “Rough night?”
Liza wiped some of the mascara that had run under her eyes. “I think I’m coming down with a cold.”
Kelsey’s eyes widened. “Oh no, you can’t let Diana know! She’s such a germophobe. You won’t hear the end of it.”
“How am I supposed to hide this from her?” Liza pointed at her face. “I work three feet from her. She’s always calling me in her office. I can’t run to the bathroom every time I have to sneeze or cough.” Although she was seriously considering it.
“I got you fam,” Kelsey said with a conniving smile, slipping her lipstick back in her purse and leaving the restroom.
“Wait!” Liza cried, following her. “Fam?” she whispered to herself, wondering what the hell that even meant. Every day a new slang or app or “meme” popped up. Keeping up with it was beyond overwhelming at times.
Kelsey walked straight to Diana’s office and popped her head in. “Hey, is it OK if I borrow Liza for a while? I need help with invitations.”
Diana waved her hand at her without looking up. “Sure.”
Kelsey turned and gave two thumbs up to Liza. “Follow me!” They both walked to Kelsey’s office further down the corridor. Two large boxes sat open in the middle of the room. “I was going to have the intern do this, but she’s busy with something else.”
Liza looked at Kelsey, dumbfounded. “Wait, you actually need my help? I thought this was a ploy to get me away from Diana’s germophobia?”
Kelsey put a hand on Liza’s shoulder. “Come on Liza. All you have to do is stuff an invitation and a bookmark in each envelope. It’ll be relaxing! Please? Pretty, pretty please?”
Liza sighed. “Fine. But you’ll catch my cold if I hang out here all afternoon. I’ll bring these in a conference room somewhere.” Liza bent down to grab a box, but Kelsey stopped her.
“Don’t be silly. I’ll be fine. Just take the couch over there. Relax.” She walked to her desk and grabbed a box of Dayquil from her drawer. “Here, help yourself.”
Liza popped two of the orange pills out of the packet. “If I had known you were the drug pusher in the office, I’d have come to you sooner.”
Kelsey laughed. “You bet. This is the good stuff, too. The one you need an ID for.”
“Impressive!” Liza swallowed the pills, then sat on the couch, assessing the task.
“By the way, we’re going to this new bar that opened up in Chelsea. You should come! All the food they serve comes in edible plates, and you eat with edible cutlery. Sounds terrible, but Lauren really wants to check it out.”
Liza scoffed and pointed at her nose. “With this? No thanks.”
Kelsey rolled her eyes. “It’s just a cold, Liza.” She leaned on her desk. “You’ll be fine. Nothing a little alcohol can’t fix,” she added with a conspiring smile.
Liza tried to remember a time in her twenties when she’d gone out with a cold, but couldn’t. Truth be told, she’d always been a bit of a baby when it came to illnesses, at least before she had a kid. She always favored lying on her couch with a heavy blanket and tea. It was a great opportunity to rest and let the world run without her for a few days. Cozy up in the quiet corners of life for a bit.
“Thank you, but I really—“ a tickle interrupted her. She lifted a finger, her eyes fluttering. Kelsey was already on it, handing her a box of tissues. Liza grabbed one and muffled her sneezes in it. “Hh… Iihh'mpphhff! Eh'mppff!”
“Bless you!”
“Thanks. I really wish I could come out tonight, but I’m going to have to stay late and work on the submission logs anyway.”
“Oooh that’s right. Diana was not happy about it this morning. Do you need help?”
“That’s so sweet of you, but no. You should go out. Enjoy eating… dinnerware. Or whatever.”
Kelsey grimaced. “Hopefully it tastes better than Diana’s green juice.”
Liza’s eyes brightened, remembering her sandwich and apple cider vinegar juice that she’d left on her desk. “Actually, I’ve got the perfect juice for you to try if you want to prepare your palate…”
Later, after everyone had gone—including Diana—, Liza went back to her desk to work on the submissions. She’d been working in the darkened office for a few hours, thankful for the quiet, but wishing she could be home in bed. Her cold had progressively worsened. Her throat felt like sandpaper and she’d started coughing a little to clear the irritation. Her eyes were burning the way they do when a fever is creeping up. She’d put on her coat to keep the chills at bay, but her bones still felt cold in spite of the warmth of her skin.
And her nose... The tickle had taken up permanent residence deep within her sinuses. She was constantly sneezing and blowing her nose, reducing her to a proverbial mess. Her bin was overflowing with used tissues.
“Liza?”
Liza froze, her heart stopping for a second. She turned around to see none other than Charles walking down the hallway from his office.
“Charles! You’re still here?”
He chuckled, stopping next to her desk. “So are you. I thought I heard something. I didn’t know I wasn’t alone. Working late?”
“You gotta do what you gotta do,” Liza said, or rather croaked. She plastered a smile on her face and subtly cleared her throat.
“Are you feeling alright? You look a little pale.” He examined her, a look of concern in his kind eyes. Liza almost melted.
“Yep, I’m great. Just a bit tired, you know.” With her foot, she pushed the bin overflowing with tissues underneath her desk, away from Charles's view. “Heading out?” She sniffed. A sneeze was definitely incoming. Of course. She slowed her breathing, praying for it to go away.
“Not yet, I still have—“ Charles stopped in the middle of his sentence, looking curiously at Liza as the woman scrunched up her nose.
“I’m so—sorry— Ehh… Iihh’TSSHH.”
“Bless you.”
“Hh’TSSHHHeew!”
“Bless you again.” Charles produced a white handkerchief from the inner pocket of his jacket and offered it to Liza. “Are you sure you’re feeling OK?”
Liza accepted the handkerchief. “Thank you. It’s just…” she shrugged. “Allergies, you know?”
“Hmm. Alright, I’ll let you get back to it, but don’t stay too late.”
“Right back at ya!” As soon as she said it, Liza kicked herself internally. Why did she always sound so lame when Charles was around? He gave her a small wave and walked back to his office.
Liza groaned and let her head fall on her keyboard the minute he was out of sight.
“Why me,” she whined.
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Another hour later, after many stifled, exhausted sneezes and careful wiping of her nose, afraid to make any noise, Liza’s head rested in her hand, leaning over her desk. Her eyes felt heavy, her nose on fire. Her progress had slowed considerably, fatigue taking over her cold-ridden body. She still had quite a few submissions to process, but didn’t know if she could pull through. She considered getting up to get coffee when suddenly, a steaming cup of tea appeared next to her.
She jumped, finding Charles standing over her.
“Ready to admit you’re under the weather?” he asked with a smirk.
Liza’s nose scrunched up, and she buried her face in the handkerchief. “Hh—Ihh’TSSHH”
“Bless you. I’ll take that as a yes,” he said. “You should get some rest.”
“I’m almost done,” Liza lied. “Thank you though. What is it?” She pointed at the mug.
“Oh, it’s just chamomile tea with a bit of honey. It always works for me when my throat is bothering me.”
Liza smiled. “That sounds perfect.” She took a sip, but her nose protested as soon as the steam hit her sensitive nostrils. “Hh… Hhh! Ihh’TSSHH! Ehh—TSSHhhhew!”
Charles frowned. “Bless you, Liza. You’re sounding worse and worse. I really think you should go home.” He looked at her coat, as if just noticing that she was wearing it indoors. “Do you feel feverish?”
“Oh no, it’s not that bad, I just—“
Charles didn’t wait for her to finish and placed his hand on her forehead. His palm felt cool and protective, tender. Liza closed her eyes briefly, his touch shooting a delicious electric buzz through her body.
“You're definitely running a fever,” he murmured. “Come on, I’m sending you home.” He took out his phone and tapped away. “I’m calling you an Uber. And that’s an order, by the way.” He said it with a hint of humor and tenderness, his voice as calm and poised as always. Liza just nodded, unable to say anything after his forehead feel.
She gathered her belongings and let Charles help her up. “Wait!” Liza’s head cleared up, and she remembered Diana’s request. “I have to finish the submissions by—Ehh… Ihh’TSShhh” Charles tightened his grip on her shoulders as Liza pitched forward with the sneeze.
“Bless you,” he said, frowning again, as if worried she would collapse from exhaustion. “I’ll deal with Diana tomorrow morning. Your only job right now is to get into bed and stay there as long as you need. Alright?”
Liza nodded. They made their way down to the lobby of the building.
“Oh, I almost forgot.” Charles took off the scarf he’d worn at lunch, slung over his shoulder. “I noticed you weren’t wearing a scarf earlier today and thought you could use it to keep warm.” He slid it around Liza’s neck a few times, covering her bare skin. “There. That’s better.” He then pushed open the door and held it for her.
The cold air felt like an assault on Liza's feverish body, but she didn't care. Even through her congestion, she could smell Charles’s scarf around her neck. A mix of winter pines, soap and worn books. Charles opened the Uber's door, holding Liza's hand as she slid in.
“Thank you, Charles." Liza said from her seat, looking up at him. He glowed under the street light. "I really appreciate your kindness.”
“Of course, Liza.” Charles locked eyes with her, dimming out the rest of the world around them. “I hope you feel better soon.”
“Thank you.”
Charles wished her good night and close the door. As the car drove off, Liza closed her eyes.
She knew the dreams to come would be the best fevered dreams she'd ever had.
THE END
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COSMIC - S3:E4; Chapter Four, The Sauna Test - [Pt. 4]
A Will Byers x Reader Series
𝘔𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘌𝘭, 𝘔𝘢𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘠/𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘯, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘋𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘺𝘯𝘹.
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We shouldn't be doing this. I thought we all agreed? It was too risky putting her in there, even if she is backup. But Y/n insisted.
There were just too many things that could go wrong.
What if the plan didn't work? What if he caught on before he got in the sauna? What if he breaks out?
Everyone seems pretty confident in the plan, and it is a strong plan. But... they don't know the Mind Flayer like I do. They don't know how determined he is.
Especially when he's angry.
"Y/n...?" I wince internally when my voice comes out softer than I wanted.
She looks over her shoulder, away from the huddled party, and steps away with me out of earshot while Lucas finishes up the details. She took my hands in hers and gave them a gentle squeeze, already reading my thoughts.
"I'm still doing this, hon,"
I can't help but sag my shoulders, avoiding her eye and nervously I begin playing with her hands. "You don't have to though,"
"I know," she says. But with one look I can tell she's trying to bury her worry. "But we've got no other choice,"
"Yes, we do. We can wait for more backup. We could finally find Dustin? Get my mom, the chief...?"
I trail off as Y/n gives me a bittersweet smile, tracing my hands with her thumbs. My gut sinks.
"You said it yourself, Will. We need to do this as soon as possible. If it is him, he could hurt someone,"
This time it's her turn to trail off, and finally, I speak with a gentle, countering voice. "Like you?"
She sighs, sagging her head against my shoulder and lazily snaking her hands around my waist in a hug. I hug her back, trying to enjoy this moment. I can tell she is too. It's then I hear her mumble against my shoulder, "I'm too stubborn to die,"
I laugh to myself, hugging her tighter and over her shoulder I see the Party split up. Mike was tailing El, Lucas was most likely out on the hunt for a lock of some sort as he had volunteered earlier and Max stayed put with the binoculars.
Against my better judgment, I pull away and meet Y/n's eye. The look of adoration in them was hard to believe, and it still made my knees weak. Thankful again for her and this moment, I planted a kiss on the crown of her head and she smiled.
"You trust me, right?" She asked, her voice unusually delicate.
I moved my chin off of her head so I could gawk at her, completely appaled.
"What?" But she was serious, and it broke my heart. "Of course I trust you. It's him I don't trust. I know what he's capable of and... I know what he thinks of you."
Y/n doesn't say anything this time. She just looks back at our interwoven hands and then back at me. She shoots me a quick, forced smile that unintentionally told me she was feeling more and more uneasy. But because it was Y/n, she was trying to brave for others. She was putting it aside for the great good.
She shouldn't have to. She doesn't have to. I just wish she knew that.
"Come on," she says, pulling me along after Lucas. "Let's go."
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We found Lucas in the maintenance shed, digging through multiple boxes. I fell quiet and immediately got to work searching the shelves. Behind me at the door, Y/n hesitated, almost unsure of the silent tension in the room before ultimately shrugging it off and getting to work.
So far, all I was seeing was gardening gloves and other gardening supplies like pesticides, undoubtedly for lawn maintenance in front of and around the pools.
"Uh, Will...?" Lucas asks, shooting a nervous glance between me and Y/n from over his shoulder. "Um, you know about yesterday...?" Lucas asks softly.
Y/n hesitated from beside me for a moment, and in turn, so does Lucas. But he seems determined to make things right.
"It's fine, Lucas," I say, looking up from the box. "You don't have to say anything."
"I know..." Lucas continues, closing whatever lockbox he had found himself in. He was obviously nervous doing this in front of Y/n, but I guess I couldn't blame him. "But it's just... it was a really cool campaign. " he looks between both of us now, earnestly. "both of you did a great job."
He looks back at me, and Y/n shifts by my side, a frown on her face and her mouth in a small 'o' shape.
"And Mike and I should have never-"
"I don't care anymore Lucas," I say, moving on to a new box. "I really don't. We have bigger things to worry about now,
I know he's sorry, but I also know that if I dwell on it any longer I will only grow more upset. And I was already too worried about how this was going to go.
A pile of metal in the next box caught my eye. It was a long rope of steel chains and I pulled it out of the box, showing it to them.
"This should hold him,"
They both nod, looking somewhat relieved. But as I had feared, the matter wasn't being put to bed. Y/n had turned back to Lucas with a quirked brow and an edge in her voice and asked the last question we needed in this moment.
"Mike and you shouldn't have what?"
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The chain lock on the door undid itself and the azure gate swung open, allowing El to stride inside.
'A fake man' is what she was told to look for, at least that's how the others summed it up when she asked what a "dummy" looked like. Her first answer had been from Max - "easy, we both dated one" - she told El. She had rolled her eyes despite fighting back a small smile. She half expected a rebuttal from Y/n but El had turned her head just in time to see Will pulling her away, and El's shoulders sagged.
She wasn't gonna think about it, or get her hopes up. El was determined to keep her mind on the task at hand, even now as her wide eyes scoured the shelves of many peculiar items. Finally, a flash of bright red caught her eye and she knew immediately why they called it a fake man.
El picked it up off the shelf and tried not to think about how much it creeped her out. Its head, arms, and legs flopped around when she picked it up and suddenly she was filled with aggravation. But it had not been from this dummy. It had been from the one that followed her.
"Hey, I found the breakers," El didn't turn her head, she just grimaced and sighed. The last person she wanted to see now was Mike. "Woah, that thing is super creepy. Let me see it-"
He took it from her arms abruptly when she turned, and she frowned up at him. Mike didn't notice. With a goofy smile, he held it up in his arms like a puppet.
"I think this'll work. Right buddy?" His other hand moved to the dummy's chin, making it talk in a grating high pitched voice. "'Right Mike',"
El was done waiting, and she certainly wasn't impressed with his behavior. She gave him a purposeful, deadpan glare before taking the dummy back and making a break for the door. Alone.
But Mike didn't still didn't seem to take the hint. Why was he laughing and joking, she wondered. Why was he acting like nothing was wrong?
"Hey, El," he calls after her, for once sounding earnest.
Against her better judgment, she turns around.
"I just," he sighs, beginning to fight nervously. "I wanted to say..." he shifts on his feet. "You know when I said Nana was sick?" He took another, plunging deep breath. Here goes nothing, he thought."Well, she wasn't. I lied."
"I know."
El turned to leave, and Mike called out again. "Right, right, right, I just... I think it was important for you to know the context," he adds.
Her eyes tighten in a glare, she was growing impatient.
"Hopper," Mike says quickly. "he went crazy on me. Telling me I'm spending way too much time with you. He made me lie, I mean, you're the most important thing to me in the world-"
"-What if he's right?" El cut in, dropping the dummy on the ground.
"What?"
"Hop," she challenged, stepping forward.
A lazy grin took over Mike's face, a mocking grin, and he laughed dismissively. "Oh, no, no, no. He's just some angry old man who hates joy,"
The girl grits her teeth, reminded more and more of Diana's truth lasso and the Amazon warriors Max and Y/n had taught her about. And it gave her more confidence in her answer.
"But if I only see you," she explains slowly, putting on a facetious tone and jabbing a finger in his shoulder. "and I'm a different species than you, then I should be with my species more."
"What are you talking about?" Mike asks, flabbergasted as El retrieves the dummy from the floor. When she nears the gate, his jaw drops in shock when it clicks. "...Did you spy on me?"
"That's totally against the rules!" He cries, and she heaves the dummy over her shoulders.
"I make my own rules,"
And with that, El had left leaving Mike alone and in shock.
The silence had lasted only moments before a crackle of his walkie startled him.
"Mike? Are you there?"
"Yeah!" He can't help but snap, still much too in his own head.
"Where are you guys?" Max asks from her station at the car.
She hadn't left, nor had she taken her eyes off of Billy since everyone split.
"I'm coming... just hold on a second- Mike!"
Max did a double-take at the walkie when she barely heard the second voice in the background. It sounded like Y/n. But Mike had already shut off his coms. So Max shrugged, setting down her walkie and taking another hesitant look through the binoculars at her stepbrother.
"I hope it's not you," she says under her breath. "I really hope it not you."
⊹ ⊹ ⊹
"Mike!"
Mike stumbled back against the shelves, startled when Y/n came storming in and he nervously closed his walkie.
She looked livid.
Will and Lucas were right on her tail, fearfully and hesitantly trying to persuade or calm her in some way.
"The hell is wrong with you, Wheeler?"
"What?!" He asked, completely dumbfounded.
"You heard me! What the hell is your problem?"
"You tell me! Apparently, I'm messing up everywhere," he exclaims, gesturing after El. "you're gonna have to be more specific,"
"Y/n, really, just let it go. I'm over it-" Will eased.
"-Well, I'm not." She spits, glowering at Mike. "Why the hell would you say that? How could you say that?!"
"Say what...?!" Mike's heart and stomach sunk 6 feet when he met the saddened eyes of Will, and he felt he might hurl. He had been kicking himself since it came out of his mouth, just as he had with his fight outside the mall with Y/n. It was getting harder and harder for Mike not to explode these days, everything instinct seemed to be the wrong one. "Oh..."
"Yeah, oh," she snarls, completely disgusted. "None of us said that to you when El was gone for a year now did we?"
Mike picks his eyes back up off the floor where he had guiltily been avoiding everyone's eye and meets her fiery glare, shifting uncomfortably on his feet. The more and more she looks at him the more he feels like he's standing on hot coals.
But despite her intimidating stature, her voice grew quieter and more intense.
"And you spent all those nights in her fort, testing the channels and calling out to her?When we all thought she was dead. Did we ever say anything so horrible?"
He shifts again, his heartbreaking and anger swelling up in his chest at himself as he recalls what he said to Will. "No, you didn't."
"No, we didn't. Because friends don't do that shit."
"No, they don't,"
"They also don't shit all over their friend, leaving him behind, mocking things important to him either," she says pointedly, now sharing that look with Lucas but it was less severe towards the Sinclair boy. "huh?"
They both nodded, and Will stayed quiet.
-"No,"
-"Huh-uh,"
She turns back to Mike, shaking her head with her arms folded over her stomach. She was still passed but the boy looked well past sorry. And suddenly her face went blank, scaring Mike.
"What?" He asks carefully.
"You drew first blood, metaphorically speaking," Y/n informed, still trying to tamper down her anger. "so you have to apologize. A real one, not a fake one, and not out of defense."
Mike fell silent again, looking between her, Lucas, and finally Will. Before he could open his mouth to speak, she finished.
"Do it when you mean it, Mike. Not because you got caught,"
And then, like deja vu, she was gone leaving him and this time, his friends in silent shock. And with one lingering look, Will had left with her.
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"Erica, do you copy?"
Erica buckled the helmet under her chin, her head still getting used to the weight of two flashlights and Dustin's walkie headset.
Night had fallen and everyone had locked up, including their very own Scoops Ahoy. With the addition of one Dustin Henderson and Erica Sinclair of course. The girl tightens her backpack over her shoulders and stands ready at the latter.
"Mm-hmm. I copy. You nerds in position, or what?"
"Yeah, we're in position," Robin answers softly, careful not to draw any attention like last time despite the lack of company. "It's It's quiet here, so you've got the green light."
"Green light. Got it." She nods, beginning her ascent. "Commence Operation Child Endangerment."
"Can we maybe not call it that?" Robin plead.
"See you on the other side, nerds." Was her only response and the line went quiet.
Erica had begun her journey into the vents.
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After several painstaking, hair-tearing minutes the trio finally heard a response.
"Alright, nerds. I'm there,"
"Do you see anything?" Robin asks.
Erica peers through the vents with little interest.
"Yeah, I see those boring little boxes you're so excited about,"
"Any guards?"
"Negative,"
"Booby traps?" Robin inquires.
Erica scoffs as she slips the backpack off her shoulders.
"If I could see them, they'd be pretty shit traps, wouldn't they?"
Steve fights a smirk, but it wasn't hard given his stress level.
"Thank you for that," Robin deadpans.
Erica rears back her legs and with a fearsome cry she kicked out the vent and tossed her backpack out onto the floor. And nary a booby trap in sight. So far.
Her feet collided with the ground and she gave a firm nod.
"I'm in,"
Those words hit Steve harder than anything they had done all week, and he feels suddenly as if a giant weight had been placed on his lungs preventing him from breathing.
"Oh, god," he groaned into his hands.
They were sending an actual child - not to mention a child he barely knew - into certain danger for the sake of reward. Oh, he definitely went too far, this was bad. This was so very bad.
A far-off buzzing pulled his eyes back to the doors just in time to see them swing open. And out waltzed Erica who was waiting for them with a knowing look.
"Free ice cream. For. Life!"
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A choir of crickets sings into the starless night. The warm breeze blowing in from the east enunciates the sway of the trees and carries with it the smell of chlorine drifting in from the closed pool. The concrete was still wet from today's patrons, and the last of the darkened footprints on the concrete had begun to dry. Including the trail that led all the way into the men's locker room.
Billy stood under the gentle stream of water, allowing the freezing water to soak all the way to his bones. He had been in the shower for at least an hour, trying desperately to quell the fire in his veins but he only managed to subdue it to a small ember.
Finally, he kills the water, and the locker room falls deadly quiet. Billy liked the quiet, he always had. And now more than ever.
Towel secured around his torso, he now stands at and opens his designated locker, and begins to change. His mind wanders aimlessly, anything that wasn't the obvious when suddenly, the silence is first disturbed.
The moaning of the metal door bounced off of the long stretch of lockers with an echoey tin, and Billy bristled.
"Pool's closed,"
Metal cried out to him again, finished by a shuddering clang from the door yet again.
"Hey!"
No answer.
He slams the locker shut so hard the whole row shakes and he takes off down the hall after them in a blind fury.
"YOU HEAR ME?!"
Again no answer, but Billy wouldn't accept it.
"The pool is closed!"
He throws his fists against the exit door, confused as to why it wasn't opening. Unbeknownst to him, a certain brunette was hiding in the shadows across the locker room, playing with the door - and the lock now trapping him inside - all without lifting a finger.
Angered and confused, Billy continues his assault on the door; slamming fist after fist, push after push but there was no give. He was locked inside.
And the lights cut out.
Billy was high alert now. And so was He. Billy could feel him prickle, far back in his mind but he was there. Watching.
Waiting.
"Billy," came a distant, sing-song voice.
"Who's there," he seethes.
"Billy~"
He stalked back around the corner as he echoes the mocking, sing-song voice.
"Who's there~"
More rattling preceded a chilling, squeaky laugh that echoed seemingly from everywhere. Billy takes a chance and rips open the first shower curtain, but finds nothing. The voice calls out again, once, twice. It laughs.
"You think this is funny?" He asks, in a frighteningly low voice.
The voice laughs, once again, in response and hisses another taunt. "Billy! Come and find me!"
He stalks further and further, edging the end of the brick wall as his eyes prowl across the room in search of movement.
"I find you, it is your funeral," he promises.
His eyes lock on the closing door leading to the weight room, and as if reading his thoughts, the voice eggs him on.
"Come and get me! Come on!"
Slowly he maneuvers towards the door, reaching ever so slowly for the handle. And in one swift motion, he rips it open and storms inside, finding no one but himself. At first.
"Billy!" The voice cried again, closer than ever. Another taunting laugh.
But Billy's eyes were dead set ahead on the sauna door, and more specifically the silhouette of moppy hair waiting for him behind the foggy glass window. The corners of Billy's mouth are yanked up in a disconnected smile that never quite reaches his pained eyes.
"Got you,"
His lips curl back into a snarl - an exaggerated smile - as he claps his hands and cackles, marching in for the kill.
He's already ripping open the door, face falling and realizing the truth of it all when he registers the voice clear as day and flatter and angrier than ever.
"Come and get me you piece of shit."
A fake. A goddamn fake made out of a stolen CPR dummy was the only thing waiting for him, harnessed from the ceiling. In a flood of anger, Billy steps forward and grabs the dummy in a chokehold, its rubber head hitting the ceiling with a thud. And that's when he spots it.
The walkie-talkie duct-taped to its chest and still talking to him.
"Hey. Behind you,"
Billy whirls around to find one of the girls from the night before.
El.
"Hi,"
Billy chucks the dummy into the sauna floor, but before he can do anything else, the girl flicks her head with a grunt and he's sent flying into the tile wall. It shatters where his back makes contact and he cries out in pain, falling to the floor in a heap.
"Now!" Mike cries.
The lights return with a sharp click and across the room, the Party emerges from their hiding spot in the locker rooms.
Billy's already on his feet, blood pounding in his ears just from his furious screams as he storms after El. But El is faster. She rakes one clawed hand through the air with a grunt and the door swings shut with a loud bang, where the others got to work.
Y/n had stopped at El's side where she was mostly hidden, for once allowing her best friend to shield her from the man pounding and screaming against the glass like a rabid dog. The others had already secured a smaller metal pipe through the door handle and the pipes attached to the wall, encircling it all with the rope of chains Will had discovered.
"Come on! Come on!" Mike reflexively cried, with nothing more to do but help hold the door closed and watch as Billy atta ked inches from his face.
He could feel the door moving.
At last, the click of the lock reached their ears. "Got it!" Lucas cried.
The four of them scurry back to El's side, watching in horror as Billy descended into madness before their very eyes.
The lock and chains rattled, as did the pipe and with every flinch of the door, the edge in the air grew sharper. Y/n felt a hand squeeze her own and she knew it was Will, and she gave his hand a thankful squeeze. Nobody said anything as he roared in anger, and they all feared what might happen next but not a single one of them expected what did.
His face slowly fell, his screams dying out with it as his expression turned to gasp when he noticed a particular individual.
"Max,"
His voice was a whisper, barely a breath, as he looked upon the girl. Her expression was unreadable, but it didn't take a genius to know she was trying to be brave. He looked - and sounded - betrayed. One by one, her friends look to her, her ocean eyes dead ahead on her brother.
"Do it," she says.
Releasing Y/n's hand, Will runs forward to the controls, commencing the sauna test.
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The trio, now quartet, stood packed together inside the locked room, peering over the same Imperial Panda box that was identical to the others piling the shelves. Steve handed Dustin's pocket knife back to the boy after splitting the tape. He pries the lid open, popping the remaining bit of tape, and unfolds the cardboard to reveal an unexpected sight.
The four of them peer in to get a better look at the single metal box with one indented handle in the very center. Steve sends them each a curious look before twisting the lid until he felt and heard the satisfying click and hiss of air releasing from the inside. Discarding the lid revealed to all four figures four similar handles inside corresponding cylinders; steam spilling out from all sides.
"That's definitely not Chinese food," Steve says finally.
He makes a grab for one of the cylinders but stops himself, motioning for the three.
"Uh, maybe you guys should, uh, you know stand back,"
Robin shrugs and complies, and Erica steps off the box of Kauffman Shoes she had been standing on but Dustin doesn't move. He just shakes his head defiantly.
"No,"
"Just step back, alright?" Steve says, eyeing the handle while trying to shoo the kid away.
"No,"
"Step back!"
-"no!"
-"seriously!"
-"No!" Dustin cries, growing upset. "If you die, I die,"
The room goes silent and everyone stares at Dustin as he gives Steve a challenging look. And after several moments of silence, Steve concedes.
"Okay," he finally shrugs.
Steve turns back to the handle and draws in an anxious, and unlikely-but-also-not-impossibly last breath, and unlocks the cylinder. Again, it hisses and more and more steam spills out but all eyes were on the glowing green substance in the cylinder Steve now held up.
"What the hell?" Steve gasps.
"What... is that?" Robin can't help but ask.
The billowing sound of grinding gears and squeaking pulleys rang in their ears and they all felt an invisible force sway them on their feet. They hadn't previously thought it possible, but their attention was stolen away from the mysterious glowing substance and towards the room.
"Is that just me or did the room move?" Dustin murmured.
"Booby traps," Erica croaked, for the first time sounding scared.
The room was filled with more and more clicks that only grew louder and Robin snapped into action.
"Okay, you know what? Let's just grab that and go," she says, snatching the cylinder from Steve's hands and begab securing it in Erica's backpack.
Dustin made a break for the panel, where Erica had shown him and wasted no time in pressing, "door open," but nothing happened. Just the empty clicks reaching his ears as he feverishly pressed the button over and over and tried not to panic.
"Which one do I press, Erica?"
"Just press the damn button, nerd,"
"Which one, I-" He gulps nervously, swiping at his sweating brow trying to maintain a level voice. "I'm pressing the button, okay?"
"Press 'open door'!"
"I'm pressing 'open door'!"
-"Just open the-- press the other button!" Steve cuts in, and all four of them begin shouting over one another as they spiral into a frenzy.
-"Guys, just get out of the way so she can press the button!"
"-would you stop?"
"-I'm trying!"
"-Would you let me just do it?! Would you just stop?!"
"Just open the door!"
Pulling a hail Mary, Steve hit every button he could see and a sudden jolt shook the room with the loudest clang they had heard so far. They all stilled; the room falling silent around them apart from the wailing of the gears.
A giant red barricade had unsheathed itself over the door, blocking their only exit and their stomachs dropped. Literally. The room itself was suddenly plunged at a sickening speed, knocking them into the walls and floors with terrified shrieks. As Steve gripped the shelf and the wall, trying to steady himself, his widened eyes fall on the upper wall - or lack thereof - where concrete walls and rows upon rows of lights were rushing past them all confirming to him the worst.
"Oh, shit,"
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The Troubadour
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A/N: This has to be my longest piece ever! I hope it was worth the wait and that you enjoyed it. There could be a few mistakes in there both in English and Italian, sorry in advance. I loved writing this, it wasn’t exactly what I wanted but I am a perfectionist and I have rewritten this about 5 times. I just needed to post it now!
Pairing: OC!Diana Bianchi & Damiano David
Words: 3k
Warning(s): swearing, drinking, smoking (I mean it’s the 70s…), smoking weed, my Italian (I have been studying this beautiful language for three years now but people make mistakes)
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West Hollywood, California // Mid-January 1972
Red eyes.
Sweaty foreheads.
That is all Diana would see when they screamed at her. “CAN I GET TWO BEERS AND A COKE PLEASE?!”
Working behind the bar was not her dream job. Diana remembered it like it was yesterday, she and her friend Tami had gone to The Troubadour to celebrate the weekend when she saw a “help wanted” poster. It was a godsend. Diana applied there and then and not long after she found herself behind the bar, handing out drinks to people who looked like they were having the best time of their lives. Another plus side was the fact that she could attend the concerts of all the artists and bands for free.
Obviously, there were also downsides to this job. For example, Diana couldn’t go out and live her teenage years. She isn’t allowed to drink (too much) on the job and the hours aren’t exactly great. The pay is okay though and the tips are even better. Half of the people don’t even know how much they are giving and walk off like they didn’t just hand you 20 for an eight dollar drink. She doesn’t complain much about her job but she does feel left behind sometimes. Like when Tami or her other friend chat about some weird adventure they had the night before and who they met or kissed. Diana felt like she missed out on a lot of things but she had no other choice.
Her parents had kicked her out when she was 15. Diana moved in with her grandmother and lived with her for a while until she passed away. She has been living alone in her grandmother’s old apartment ever since. A few friends had moved in with her but then moved out again when they had found a better place to live. So it was just Diana paying the rent for the place.
 “CAN I GET A RUM AND COKE?!” Diana gets snapped out of her thoughts. Shit, what did he want?! She thinks to herself as she stares at the intoxicated man.  “SORRY?!” She shouts back over the loud music. At least she had another reason for not hearing the man.  “RUM AND COKE!” That is all the man yells before turning his band to her so he could face the stage. Some weird indie band is playing tonight. Diana wasn’t really into it and honestly couldn’t wait until her boss would send her home for the night. She puts in a little less rum, the man will probably not even taste the difference.
The band had stopped playing somewhere around two a.m. However not all the guests had left around 2.30 which is something Diana hated the most. It wasn’t that she didn’t enjoy her job but after so many hours standing on her feet, she wanted nothing more than to clean up, go home and get into her warm bed.
 “Diana, can you come here for a minute?” her boss asked. What was that tone, was he going to fire her?! “It’s nothing bad, don’t worry.” Pfew. Diana walked behind him into his office.
 “What can I help you with, Doug?” She asked as she sat down in the very comfortable chair across from him. Doug Weston had somewhat become her parent over the last few years that she had worked here. He was always so kind to her and could always ask him for help if she needed him.
 “I want to get more bands from across the sea. I want interesting people and not just the same bands playing over and over again. New talent that no one has heard of before but will become known because of this place. Inspire new talent, you know?” He was rambling on with his sales pitch as if you had any input, it was his place after all. “And seeing that you can speak more languages than I have ever could, I was wondering if you could write small pieces for newspapers in Europe that will inspire these artists to come here and get all the fame and fortune they want.”
 “Sure, Doug. You know I would do anything to help this place… and you of course”, Diana said while a wide grin spread on her face. She felt like she was moving up when in reality it wasn’t a new job position. She would do anything to not have the same indie bands playing almost every night. Diana would never have imagined that she would change the lives of four individuals barely six months later, and change her own life along with it.
Rome, Italy // Mid-March 1972
 “The Troubadour. The place where artists and bands from all over the world can make it or break it in the United States. It all depends on the crowd. If they love you, you can come back for an entire week! If not you will receive the money for that evening but sadly you won’t be allowed back. It’s always packed with record executives so you could get a sweet record deal out of this experience. Do you have what it takes? Sign up and good luck to everyone competing in the battle of the bands! – D. B.” Damiano finishes reading. “Ragazzi, I honestly cannot wait till we get to play there! It’s going to be veramente stupendo!”
 “Bene Damiano, calm yourself. It’s less than five months away. We still have to play in this dump to even afford to go. We barely have enough money for a motel, we don’t even have the plane tickets yet!” Classic Victoria, always worrying as if she is the mother of the group.  “Calmati Victoria, noi staremo bene”, Ethan jumps in. “Let’s get back to practising before we start another fight, sì?” The rest nods their head and pick up their instruments.  “I was thinking, should we start with I wanna be your slave oppuro no? Is it too much?” Damiano suggest.  “Oh, and for outfits, I have a few ideas?!” Thomas adds like a little kid who is excited for Christmas day.  “Positivo, let’s look at those after practice”, Damiano says. Not even ten minutes later they had many up a little setlist. It was a battle of the bands so they had to at least practice 4-5 songs to play against other bands. Then if they were allowed to come back they had to prepare yet another 6 songs on top of those 5 they had already played. They could do it, they had enough songs in their database but were they going to sing their Italian songs or did they have to translate them? The members of Måneskin weren’t sure yet. Luckily for them, they had four months to think about it.
West Hollywood, California // Mid-July 1972
Diana hadn’t even woken up yet, but on the other side of the city, Måneskin had arrived at the airport.  “Finalmente ci siamo. Ce l’abbiamo fatta!” Thomas exclaims. Damiano chuckles and throws an arm around Thomas’s shoulders.  “Slow down, loverboy. We have not made it yet. We landed yes, but we have a long way to go from here to that stage tonight.”  “How every grown-up of you, Damiano”, Victoria teases. “I bet with Ethan that you would follow the first American girl that you saw in this airport and that we wouldn’t see you until much later.”  “Ha ha, molto divertente, Victoria. Sei una persona così divertente.” They continue their bickering whilst Ethan collects all of their suitcases.   “Addiamo?” He finally asks the group, they all agree and make their way through the busy airport to the designated taxi area. During this, they complain about how crowded it is and how much the air smells. It is nothing like their own country but you have to take chances if you want to become famous like their dream.
Later that day
Doug had told Diana to come into work later than she usually would. It was going to be a busy night and he’d rather have her work during the performances than during the day and wear her out. So here she was around six-thirty instead of two o’clock. It felt so weird because usually when she arrives there is no line out front and now there was one to the end of the block. She passed all the people waiting in line, hearing them complain and moan as she walks up to Mario, the bouncer. He doesn’t even need to see her worker-id, as she walks in he wishes her good luck with tonight. She liked Mario, he was working here before she came and even then he had told her if she ever needed anything him and his wife had an extra bed for her. Honestly, the sweetest guy… also the toughest guy you will ever meet.
As Diana walked to the changing area to hang her coat and bag, she ran into a few participants of tonight’s show. She greeted most of them but they were too busy with themselves, the fame they hadn’t even earned yet was already rising to their heads. Before she could make her way to the bar, Doug called her over.
 “Diana, come here for a second. I want to introduce you to a few people.” Classic Doug, always introducing everybody to everybody. If he believed you could make it, he would introduce you to all his workers. However, the bands did not know this, the workers would treat them a little extra. “They are from Italy as well!” As if Diana herself had moved for their, it was actually her grandparents. She could speak a little Italian but other than her last name, there was nothing Italian about her. Doug briefly introduced the members of Måneskin to Diana, who couldn’t keep her eyes off a certain member. To be quite honest she had not remembered everyone’s names and she stumbled to get her name out of her mouth. All because she was already head over heels with this handsome, tall, young Italian man.
After a couple of introduction, Diana was finally behind her bar, her safe space. Meeting Damiano had made her weak in her knees, she had never had a reaction like this before. She didn’t really pay attention to the competitors and focused on serving the people but when it was Måneskin’s turn, she started to lose focus on her work.
During most of their setlist, Damiano kept glancing over to Diana and winking at her. Or at least that’s what it felt like for Diana. However, after a rather sexy song (let’s be real most of them are) he kissed one of his male bandmates on the mouth. Now Diana is not one to judge people on who they love. She reasons that everyone should love who they want to love and receive love because of it. It wasn’t that she hated it, it kind of turned her on, but she was very confused. Had she read the signs wrong? Were there even any signs to begin with? At times like these she wanted to ask Tami for help yet she was afraid that if Tami came and tried to help her that somehow Tami’s charm would work on Damiano and Diana would still end up with nothing. No, she had to do this on her own, she decided.
After the battle of the bands was over, a few stayed behind to talk with record labels about future arrangements. Diana started cleaning up, and washing and drying a few glasses, secretly listening in on a few conversations.
 “I liked what I saw out there. Let your agent call me and we will discuss your expansion in the United States.” Well, that sounded very good. Diana turned around to see who the band was that this man was talking to, but when she turned around she looked right into Damiano’s eyes.
 “I have been trying to get your attention all night”, he says shyly.  “Really? I thought so but I wasn’t sure”, Diana responds. Damiano raises his hand and scratches behind his head.  “I was wondering, you know. If maybe- ugh. Perchè è cosi difficile?” He mutters, not looking Diana in the eyes.  “Provalo in Italiano?” she suggests and Damiano’s eyes shoot up to meet hers.  “Cazzo. Parli Italiano?” He looks even more nervous now.  “Si, parlo Italiano.” He laughs at her answer.  “Vuoi uscire domani sera?” Diana nods her head, she honestly cannot stop smiling.  “I’d love to go out with you. Do you want me to pick you up at the hotel? That would be easier than you trying to find my house.”  “Yeah, sure. We’re staying at the Millwood Motel, it’s not too far from the airport.”  “Ah yes, I know that place. I’ll see you tomorrow then.” He leans over and kisses her cheek before leaving her to finish her work.
That night Diana barely slept. Did Damiano know any places here to take her to? Did she have to come up with a place? What if he was some weird guy? What if he was a murderer?! She sure was happy now that she didn’t give him her address. The following day she woke up around noon. She went to the kitchen and grabbed her Cona coffee maker, if she was to get through the day, she was going to need a big cup of coffee. She put water and coffee ground on the lower half of the pot and put it on the stove. She hated having to watch the coffee boil and couldn’t wait for better times when you would just have to push a button to get your coffee.
Seeing that she woke up around noon, it didn’t take long before Diana met up with Damiano. She asked him if he had anything specific in mind. Surprisingly, he did. He explained that he and his bandmates did a little sightseeing and they walked past a roller skating rink. Damiano always wanted to try that and he thought this would be perfect for their little date. Diana absolutely loved the idea and couldn’t wait till they got there.
Both of them were sad that the night had ended so quickly or so they thought. It was in fact 1 a.m. and they had already spend ten hours together. Diana brought Damiano back to the motel with her car and of course he couldn’t leave without planting a kiss on her lips. They kissed for a while before finally letting each other go.  “We’ll be leaving soon”, Damiano said and looked at their intertwined hands in his lap.  “Already? You just got here two days ago”, Diana complained. She just met him and now he is leaving already? She wasn’t prepared for that. She knew he was leaving at some point, he had to he didn’t live in the US, but still she had hoped for a little more time together.  “Maybe we’ll come back soon. We have a meeting with our agent and that record label guy tomorrow.”  “Could we meet up after? We should catch dinner together, I have another day off”, she suggested. Damiano agreed, kissed her one more time before leaving her car and making his way to his motel room.
The next day
Diana waited for Damiano in front of a large building. She was enjoying the sun on her face when she felt two arms coming from behind and hugging her on her stomach.  “Ciao, amore mio. Sei adorabile oggi”, Damiano said into her ear before kissing the side of her face.  “Ciao, you don’t look to bad yourself”, she said as she turned around. She grabbed his face in her hands and kissed him on his lips, his mates cheering them on in the background. “How did it go in there?” With that question Damiano’s face broke out in a wide grin. “What?”  “Amore, we’re staying here in the US. We got a record deal, we will be here for the entire year!” he shouts and all five of them jump in celebration. “I was going to tell you at dinner, but I just couldn’t wait anymore. We can be together, amore.” Diana broke out in tears, nodding her head, for she had never met a man who she loved more than Damiano. Her Italian lover boy.
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DMC OC Week - Day 3: Past
OC + DMC Universe
Summary: “After 10 years, Dante goes back to the city of Remény, a place where he left much more than dead demons and thankful humans. He’d finally meet her again.”
Content: Honestly, everything you’d find in a DMC game. But with more existential crisis and exploration of repressed feelings (it’s a wild ride).
Age rating: +16
Word Count: 3.3k
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“So… What’s your name, lady?”
On that grim day, when all hope was lost and Diana thought death was certain, that man in a red coat jumped in to help her defend her own life. She deemed it as good as gone, but that man stood by her side when no one else did.
And not only that – when Diana was sure she would get mortally hit, he stood in front of the blade, a scythe piercing through his chest. She screamed in horror as blood gushed from the wound, pooling around her feet and sprinkling on her hands and face. He couldn’t die, not for her. If the only person who decided to help her had to give their life for Diana, she would choose to die – he definitely was too good to go in such a terrible manner.
But he simply took the scythe off his chest and kept on going. As shocked as she was, Diana still managed to get the bloody scythe from the floor and fight. It was heavy and clunky, but she’d do whatever she needed to survive.
When all demons were gone, that man turned around to speak to her for the first time.
“Diana. And yours?”
“Most people call me Dante.” As he answered, Diana could only raise one eyebrow. ‘Most people’? How many other names did he have? “Those people who left you behind, you know them?”
“Hmmm.” Her reply was nothing more than an annoyed hum and it would remain like that. Diana checked her wound to assess how bad it was, but her heart ached more than any physical pain she felt.
What happened that day was only the last drop of water to overflow the cup of hurt emotions Diana had inside. For too long she had dealt with being mistreated by everyone around her – but she didn’t expect to be left to die like that.
Dante kept watching her for a while… She reminded him of someone.
“You think they’ll open those doors now to let you in?” He had to find out what to do next. Dante needed to get the job done, but now she was under his protection. He wouldn’t leave Diana behind, but he couldn’t move on killing demons relentlessly with a hurt human by his side. He needed to get her to safety.
And Diana just stared back at him.
“Perhaps if we ask nicely.” Her statement dripped sarcasm, making him laugh briefly. It wasn’t a laugh of enjoyment, but one that recognized how humans could sometimes be worse than demons. And it also recognized some mannerisms from a company he missed so much in his life.
“What about your family? Do you have someone around?”
“I told them to leave during the first wave. We weren’t together when the demons attacked, and I didn’t want them to die because of me.”
Diana barely looked at Dante, but he felt a pull in his heart with her words. He knew exactly what she meant – Dante himself would get the people he loved to safety first during emergencies and if he died, so be it. At least they were safe.
Especially if it was his family. If he still had one.
“The sun’s about to set, we better find a safe place to spend the night.” He looked at the skies, the color changing to a darker tone. At night, the city would be swarming with demons that lurked in the shadows – and those things would smell Diana’s fresh blood like sharks.
“Don’t worry about me, you have a job to do. I can go on my own.” Diana took the scythe from the floor again, testing the weight on her leg. It hurt more than she expected, and it didn’t stop bleeding.
But she learnt to be alone. It had been a very long time since she couldn’t trust anyone, and that day sealed her belief that she could depend on herself and herself only. Although Dante saved her, Diana also thought the world of the people who left her to die. The people she forgave so much so she wouldn’t be alone – but she was. Left to die. Left to survive.
Dante furrowed his brows. Vergil. Diana had some of his mannerisms: the way she was cold and distant, sarcastic and stoic. A lone survivor – instead of keeping it light-hearted like the Crimson Slayer, she had the cold, polite aura of the Dark Slayer.
Dante couldn’t leave her there to die.
“Well, you’re not going very far with that leg of yours.” He pointed out, making her stare at him. “C’mon. I’d prefer to continue our chat in a place where those demons won’t turn you into their Happy Meal time.”
A faint smile appeared on Diana’s lips, even though she didn’t want to. That alone made Dante a little more content about himself – he knew Vergil was hard to crack, but Dante had his ways to deal with his brother. Perhaps he could do the same with her.
When someone was so used to harshness, a little kindness could go a long way.
*
The mirrored walls were covered in blood. Chairs and tables were tossed around, broken, blocking the way. The floor had drag marks everywhere, covered in crystals of broken glass, bottles and cups. There were no bodies left – and if there were, they wouldn’t want to see them.
A pub wasn’t the most obvious choice for a safe place to spend the night, but it had only two entrances: Dante and Diana blocked the back door with chairs and tables, making sure no demon could enter. They left the front door unblocked, though – if they needed to escape, that was the route.
Dante knew a handful of demons who could teleport through the barricade, so an escape route was a must.
Diana sat by one of the last chairs on the bar, the scythe resting by her side, close enough to be grabbed in an emergency. Dante stood by one of the blood sprinkled windows right at the other side of the pub, checking if the streets were safe.
But he also checked on her. Diana’s wound was worse than he initially thought, and Dante was suspecting there was some sort of poison that wasn’t allowing her to heal. It kept bleeding and that was a huge problem – not only because it could attract demons, but it was unsafe for a human to bleed so much.
“Hey, Diana. Let me take a look at that.” He decided to approach her, which seemed to startle her. Diana was too lost in thoughts to remember she was there with someone else.
“It’s ok. I’m fine.” She answered briefly, but shied away from him as soon as Dante was close enough to touch her.
That annoying tug on his heart stroke again. What the hell did people do to her to make that woman so avoidant?
He understood Vergil – he really did. Neither Dante or his brother had an easy life and even though Vergil did some stupid ass things in pursuit of power, Dante knew where it came from. He knew why Vergil was so avoidant and so closed up, deeming his feelings as a weakness – Dante could never really judge him.
Yes, Vergil was a pain in the ass to deal with, but he could understand wanting to become full demon and leave all his humanity behind. For his brother to get like that, though, it took a lot. Dante’s heart always got hurt seeing another human with those traits, because it usually stemmed from a great pain.
He had always been the soft-hearted twin.
“Ei, I know a thing or two about first aid.” He sat on what was left of the seat by her side, leaning most of his weight on the bar. Dante didn’t want her to get even more uncomfortable – reaching out was a matter of patience. “But I do know a lot more on demonic wounds. Scythe through the chest, remember?”
Diana let a little smile color her lips, making Dante smile back – a little proud on breaking through that thick coat of ice, even if it was just a little bit.
“That thing isn’t healing, right? We’ll have to patch it up somehow until we find someone who can properly take care of you.”
“I don’t need to be taken care of.” Diana’s response was almost automatic – she even stopped talking as soon as she noticed the words coming out of her mouth. Luckily, Dante brushed it off and didn’t tease her as she expected he would do.
“Oh, I know that. You faced head on a bunch of demons with a metal stick as a weapon.” It was a compliment, and she wasn’t expecting that. Dante took Diana completely by surprise and disarmed her so easily. She didn’t even know what to do with herself. “Say what. I’m gonna find whatever bottle's left on this joint and pour us a drink. Whenever you get uncomfortable, we stop to have a sip and chat. How do you feel about that?”
Diana still shied away when Dante leaned a little towards her but he took her answer as a good omen.
“If you can find a surviving drink in this place, fine.”
*
“You have to be quite strong to be able to take a stab through your heart and keep on going.” Diana barely moved as Dante saw what he could do on her thigh.
It was way worse than he was used to see in humans. Diana mentioned a Monk at the Cathedral who could help, but he didn’t want to break the news that it was probably going to take a lot more work than just patching her up. There was something more at work there – Dante couldn’t make out if it was a poison, a jinx, a hex, or whatever else those demons had in their bodies. He just knew she was at a great risk.
But Dante also didn’t want to admit that to himself. He decided to stay in denial and tell himself “everything is gonna be alright”. He probably was being too overdramatic, too much of a doomsday person. Or at least that’s what he wanted to think.
He wasn’t going to lose her. He wasn’t able to save his brother and bring Vergil back to a normal, functioning life where he didn’t have to know only suffering and harshness – but he could do that to Diana. He could save her. He had to.
“Eh, it’s part of the job.” Dante brushed it off, already used to it. He lost count of how many times he was impaled by blades.
Dante immediately stopped what he was doing, though, when Diana took her glass from the table to take a sip of whisky. He leaned back, taking his own broken glass between his long fingers covered by black leather gloves.
“Everything ok?”
“Hmmm.” She just nodded back, taking another sip of alcohol. Dante waited, knowing she’d say something else. At least that’s how it was with Vergil. “I’m not used to that much… Touching.”
“It’s ok. You’re doing fine.” Dante’s lips searched for the part of the glass that wasn’t broken for another sip of whisky, looking aloof to allow Diana to smile briefly. She tended to smile when he wasn’t looking, even if it was a shadow of a proper smile. “We have the whole night.”
And in those sky-blue eyes, she found nothing but honesty. Dante wasn’t human, Diana knew that. But his heart was an open book in his eyes – there was something in there. A kind of pure honesty mixed with loneliness. A longing for kindness in return.
Dante waited patiently until Diana said it was ok for him to work on her wound again. He had a few first aid things resting on the bar that could help – the most he could find on that hopeless place. She didn’t touch her glass for quite a while.
“Scythe through the chest, just like the song…” She muttered to herself, drawing his attention. “Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame…”
“Darlin’, you give love a bad name.”
As soon as Dante sang back to her, Diana smiled. The very first honest smile that lit up her face, making Dante smile back. They were making progress.
*
“You seem to know my brother well even though you spent years apart.”
Vergil walked gracefully by Diana’s side. Enveloped by the darkness of the night, both moved silently like specters, making almost no noise. They didn’t want to draw the attention of demons during a rescue mission – they could investigate further when people were safe and the whole crew got back together.
“Dante did help me when I had no one else. He isn’t that easy to forget.”
“That you are right.” Vergil’s tone was annoyed, making her smile. “His foolishness is remarkable.”
Diana didn’t want to laugh out loud, but she did – making Vergil raise an eyebrow towards her. He wasn’t used to people laughing of the things he said… Well. People other than his brother. Dante seemed to be the only one who thought Vergil’s dry humor was funny. Having another person outside his family be so… Welcoming to him was surely different.
“It is, but it always puts a smile on our faces, right?” Diana agreed with a sigh, contemplating the bright moon high in the velvet blue sky. “He can always make me smile.”
Vergil wasn’t expecting that remark – but she was right. In all his foolishness, Dante made him smile even when Vergil didn’t want to. The Dark Slayer lost count of how many times they ended up laughing when Dante started to follow him around during an argument to “hug it out” while Vergil literally ran away around the shop’s table.
It was very angry laughing between both, but it always worked like a charm to make them less angry and stop screaming at each other.
“Hmmm.” And Diana furrowed her brows when she noticed Vergil had the same mania she had to hum while thinking. She wondered if Dante also noticed that years ago. “You’re also right about that.”
“Does he follow you around for a hug when you’re avoiding all human contact as well…?”
“…And you keep pushing him away, but that idiot is worse than a hungry koala?” Vergil completed her question, making Diana start laughing immediately.
And even though he didn’t want to, Vergil ended up laughing as well.
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