#yes a 'the' doesn't count

[amber-lucca44]

Random poll time 😗❤️

(Please reblog to get more votes 💕)

[temeyes]

won't be home for a few days! please look after this big guy for me!

[blueteller]

Cale explaining what happened to his plate be like:

Meanwhile, me:

"Uhhh, Cale? Your plate flows in your blood now? What's gonna happen the next time you spew blood like a fountain, then? ...Cale? Cale??"

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Chef Eliot.

Leverage S01E03/S02E05/S04E01/S04E15/S05E01/S05E04/Redemption S01E04/S01E08/S01E11/S01E14/S02E03/S02E04/S02E06.

Bonus squish:

[mavratt]

If I had a nickel for every time a popular Wolverine ship was with someone that is commonly shown without pupils, I would have 4 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened so many times

[welcometogrouchland]

(ID in alt) I literally said I was gonna post this month's ago and then never had the wherewithal to describe it and so I didn't Lmao (said with pain). But since I'm thinking of opening my commissions I figured I should remind ppl that I. Yknow. Can draw.

Lots of Steph here (I had major art block making all of these and my brain worms for her kept me going) + some sprinkles of stephcass for Cass nation to enjoy!

[tekatonic]

a special treat : big MS Paint Guy Collection to end the year !

plus bonus uncompressed ms-paint colored sonic sticker

[i-could-bee-an-angel]

I'm sorry but can we talk about how it's been 55 VIDEOS ON DAN AND PHIL GAMES since the hiatus has lifted???

[shusuikokuto]

hey. is anybody listening. hello

One Piece x 天官賜福 (Tian Guan Ci Fu)

citations under the cut:

Luffy / 謝憐 Xie Lian

unending optimism!!! even in the face of the worst situations

extremely powerful but often underestimated to be harmless

wears a deeply treasured plant-based hat (OP: straw; TGCF: bamboo) given to them by a significant person (Shanks, OP Ch.1; Nameless passerby with rice, TGCF Ch. 196) and always retrieves it even in the midst of danger (OP Ch.18, TGCF Ch. 199)

"you can hurt me, but you can't mock/threaten my friends" (OPLA S01E01; TGCF Ch.198)

Zoro / 花城 Hua Cheng

king of hell/ruler of the underworld

one-eyed (OP: Zoro post time-skip; TGCF: HC after Mt. Tonglu)

extremely strong killing intent/demonic aura (OP Ch.3, Ch.687; TGCF Ch.8, Ch.35, Ch.95)

extremely lucky (OP Ch.97; TGCF Ch. 15 )

has cursed swords (OP: cursed katana Sandai Kitetsu; TGCF: cursed scimitar E-ming)

Red eye (OP: Zoro as king of hell Ep.1062; TGCF: HC's right eye that he carved out)

takes on the other person's entire curse/pain (OP: Thriller bark Ch. 485; TGCF Ch.198)

[angel-maybe-alive]

More things I hate about modern literature because today is a bad day and I need to be a dick online to feel better:

How much sex there is in everything

And again I am not a prude, erotica has existed for decades and it's okay but every popular YA or adventure book nowadays is a bad erotica with some low stakes adventure in the background

And somehow they are able to be both bad porn and bad adventure

And also people will promote those books as " yes the plot kinda sucks but there's good sex scenes"

The word Mary sue

The misuse of the word Mary sue

Any attempt to make a "LOTR inspired" book made by a man

Because usually the things that made LOTR good go just over the authors head and we end with basically a vin diesel movie set in the middle ages

This is not just about modern literature but books about or set in horrible moments for a oppressed minority(like holocaust or slavery) written by people who aren't part of said minority

Coleen hoover

She did for feminist literature what Seth MacFarlane did for adult animation

The harry Potter/Percy Jacksonification of children's literature

The magical choose one trope being taken to a magical world did irremediable damage to children's literature

The mean girl trope

Books set in fictional middle ages but the protagonist go to balls in fashion show modern runaway style dresses

You know the tacky Pinterest glittery showing shoulders back and leg

Those official arts of the same exactly white women and the same white guy in slightly different clothes with the same 2016 style eyebrows and the sharp jawline and the nothing expression

Characters being described as "golden skin" so depending if the author needs some representation points they can be interpreted as people of color but if no one says nothing they stay as just tan white

Comparing dark skin color to any food

How many authors try to make at the same time "this is brainless wish fulfilment fantasy about being desired by a hot dominating guy" and " this is a profound take about the horrors of abuse"

Usually by having the second love interest to abuse the protag

In the end the message that stays is any abuse is forgivable if the abuser is hot enough

The "I'm skinny but not hot super model skinny I am ugly skinny my bones show because of malnourishment"

"yet I don't feel any other effect of starvation like being weak and I can carry five times my body weight in whatever animal the author needs me to hunt in the beginning of the book because making me a farmer wouldn't be cool"

"I am ugly" cried the skinny girl with locks of auburn hair porcelain white skin and eyes of emerald green.

The jk Rowling stupid name school (she named the werewolf Wolfy mcwolf in Latin and people though it was smart now we have a girl who fights on a island named island and the archer who marries a fae named fae archer )

And again faes because fuck faes

[blorbo-gerrymandering]

Round 1

Note: before voting for the first option please leave a detailed explanation of what Blaseball even is in the notes, cause I have no idea. Also votes for the first option count for Jaylen Hotdogfingers

Propaganda Under The Cut

Jaylen Hotdogfingers:

The greatest came-back-wrong character ever. She's the mayor of Seattle. She's was the best pitcher in the league. She was murdered by an umpire in an act of divine retribution for the fanbase's transgression. The fanbase exploited game mechanics to bring her back to life. Immediately she murdered 12 people. She died again and got revived a second time as part of a team of undead players that killed god. She's a really awful batter. She has, like, 16 songs written about her and they're all really good. I thought about her every single day for a period of six consecutive months. I love her.

I'll be real. I'm an outsider to the Blaseball fandom. I don't understand it. I think they've crowdfunded characters from fictionalized fucked-up Baseball stats and a dream. I love seeing what the fuck they're doing in their eldritch sandbox just so much.

Bruce Wayne (Batman):

he's babygirl your honour! single father of 6 (ish), world's least likable manwhore, he's obsessive and mean and cares a lot and is an asshole

he’s a whore. he’s batman. he’s terrified of bats. he’ll fuck villains he’ll fuck heroes he’ll fuck any consenting adult. he’s a dad. he’s traumatised. he beats the shit out of people. he can do anything with enough prep time. he creeps people out on purpose. he lives and dies by the bit. he is everything to me. truly the character of all time

[susartwork]

It's Basic's 4th birthday!

I'll never stop redrawing this scene haha, and this time I even decided to animate it q(≧▽≦q) I really should draw these two more often

Happy b-day, my glitchy cinnamon roll ♡

Basic!S̷̗̀ả̶̰n̸̢��s̸̰̀ belongs to me Ruby!Sans belongs to @rubytale-chapter2

[blueteller]

THERE HE IS!

OUR BELOVED CHOCO MILK BOY, LOOK AT HIM!!

HE LOOKS FANTASTIC!!!

🤩

[pseudophan]

several people are writing think pieces about how it's wrong to say dan and phil are joking when they call each other best friends in videos because they Are best friends even if they're also more and i just... yeah no shit... they're still joking when they're very pointedly going Best Buddy xD in videos though. joking is not a synonym for lying. please

[spicyvampire]

Gay sex bread and omegaverse soy milk are like brothers and sisters to me

[dongslinger--420]

The two justified situations to say "fuck" in BoJack Horseman (2014-2020)

ONLY when a relationship has been severed permanently, or if BoJack has done something unforgivable. The word should have as much impact on arrival as possible, and should only be used once a season, always in a serious moment.

unexpected pregnancy