#yes I bought prime only for this one movie

[clumsyartish]

OMG IT'S OUT, IT'S OUT IT'S OUT!! Yes I watched it immediately after it came out in the middle of the night and I'll have to be up in like 4 hours but here it is.. My favorite

Rwrb quotes THAT MADE IT!! (And movie-only moments I'm still dying 4)

PS: DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS (everything is out of context tho)

"Yes and I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career"

(Alex, it's good to see you... Sober) -OMG HENRY SLAY

"HRH PRINCE DICKHEAD💩"

"but we were ever so careful dear"

The turkey /cornbread knows my sins Henry [sort of]

"he's named after Bowie"

"Do you ever wonder who you'd be if you were some anonymous person in the world?... You're as thick as it gets"

(I totaly... Privately called that)

"here's what we're gonna do... You're gonna stay atleast 500 feet away from me..."

"As gay as a maypole"

(I have no idea what a maypole is... Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?)

(there's two things I've been dying to ask you)

(Who says make love anymore? Are we gonna like... Listen to Lana del Rey while we do it?)

[Alex faceplant on the bed after the Texas montage, Cuz lmao same]

(and I told my sistaaah... She was really happy for us... Tihi)

"everytime I see you it takes another year off of my life"

(we're gonna need some pizza)

"you need to figure out if you feel forever about him"

(dad what is this music? It's so not the vibe)

[ALEX READING ONE LAST STOP OMFG]

"please, have a little more faith in your old man"

"sometimes you just gotta jump, hope you're not standing on a cliff"

(I seriously doubt that x2)

(it's like there's a rope attached to my chest and.... *aaaaaaah*)

[I'm sorry, I know it's really emotional and all but the way Alex is just standing right up like 🧍‍♂️ while Henry swims away had me laughing to tears]

"if you want me to leave you'll have to tell me to leave" {aaaaaaahh}

(The dancing... THE FUCKING DANCING)

(WHEN THEY WRITE THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE I WANT IT TO INCLUDE YOU. And my LOVE FOR YOU!!)

"HISTORY, HUH?

BET WE COULD MAKE SOME"

(and I'm not gonna get any work done until you let these lovesick homosexuals on the phone with one another)

((hurry, please)I'll break the sound barrier for you)

(I HAVE, read your emails HENRY!)[I'm sorry I can't bahaha]

(Beca-Beca-Because)

(homosexssssiual)

(I think that's up for debate)

(Oh shut up your majesty)

[torahoes]

(IDOLiSH7) Nagi Rokuya - RabbiTube mini Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator. If you come across any mistakes, feel free to let me know and I will make the necessary corrections.

Nagi Rokuya: This is Rokuya. Currently taking a break in the green room. Report your status. Over.

Torao Mido: This is Mido. Currently in a car, on the move. Haruka looks sleepy and is nodding off. Over.

Nagi Rokuya: Iori, how's your situation? Ignoring me even though we made eye contact is not acceptable. Over.

Iori Izumi: This is Izumi. We're in the same green room so there's no need for a status report. Out.

Torao Mido: He just cut the transmission

Nagi Rokuya: Iori is a cool boy, so he might just be feeling a bit shy. X-D

Torao Mido: Hm. So he's still wet behind the ears, huh?

Iori Izumi: I'm neither wet behind the ears nor shy (angry)(angry)

Iori Izumi: Rather, Mido-san, seeing how you've managed to keep up with Rokuya-san's energy, you must've trained quite well over the past few days.

Torao Mido: Well, there's nothing I can't do. And I've watched enough movies to understand how this stuff works

Iori Izumi: Ugh, so I'm outnumbered....

Nagi Rokuya: Iori, come over to our side! ｷﾀ――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)――!! [1]

Iori Izumi: What's with that emoticon? Please don't assume I've joined your side.

Nagi Rokuya:

Iori Izumi:

Nagi Rokuya: Mido-shi, send a sticker too.

Torao Mido: Uh

Torao Mido:

Nagi Rokuya: Nice choice! It fits right in.

Torao Mido: I'm glad I got it right…

Iori Izumi: And this is how people get trained…

Iori Izumi: More importantly, Rokuya-san, aren't you forgetting the main topic? You contacted Mido-san to schedule the airsoft game, right?

Nagi Rokuya: OH! That's right! ;-P

Nagi Rokuya: About the airsoft game we discussed the other day, how does next month sound? If we do it early next month, I can adjust my schedule.

Torao Mido: Roger. I'll check my schedule as well

Torao Mido: Do you have a place in mind?

Nagi Rokuya: I'll start looking for one now 📝 It might be difficult, but if we're going to do it, I'd like a serious match, so a field of about 10,000 tsubo [2] would be ideal!

Torao Mido: 10,000 tsubo, huh. If that's all you need, there's a place on our property we could use.

Iori Izumi: Wai- wait a minute. Are we still talking about airsoft?

Torao Mido: In Japan, there should be more than ten such locations from Hokkaido to Okinawa.

Iori Izumi: More than ten!?

Torao Mido: Yeah. It's land we bought but haven't started construction on yet. Apparently, they've been putting it off.

Nagi Rokuya: Buying land in prime locations is like a game of musical chairs, so it's common for corporations to purchase it in advance. But if we consider taxes, it's quite scary.

Iori Izumi: You two are probably the only people who would discuss land on Rabbit Chat. This is very different from Yotsuba-san or Nanase-san's carefree chats.

Torao Mido: Oh yeah, we also own mountain land. Would that be better for airsoft?

Nagi Rokuya: OH! If it's in the mountains, playing with a large group would be better. Shall I summon Northmarea's elite force? 😉

Iori Izumi: Please don't say scary things like summoning Northmarea's elite force!

Nagi Rokuya: Fufu, it's just a joke 😉 Even I'm not crazy enough to do something like that 😎👍

Nagi Rokuya: Although I aimed high, realistically, a decently sized indoor field would be best!

Torao Mido: So indoor was fine all along?

Nagi Rokuya: Good question, Mido-shi.

Nagi Rokuya: What month is next month?

Torao Mido: Is this a riddle…?

Iori Izumi: It's July.

Nagi Rokuya: Yes. Basically, that's what it means.

Torao Mido: What does it mean!?

Iori Izumi: I'm sorry for the confusion, Mido-san. Rokuya-san is from Northern Europe, so he isn't accustomed to Japanese summers.

Torao Mido: I see. Japan does have high humidity.

Torao Mido: I thought so during the shoot too, but you're quite level-headed for a high schooler.

Nagi Rokuya: YES! He's my pride and my cute younger brother ;-)

Iori Izumi: Who are you calling your cute younger brother?

Iori Izumi: There is another level-headed high schooler in ŹOOĻ as well, isn't there?

Torao Mido: Yeah, Haruka is also ŹOOĻ's pride.

Nagi Rokuya:

Nagi Rokuya: Now that we're getting coordinated, let's assign roles for the airsoft game.

Torao Mido: Sure. This is getting fun.

Nagi Rokuya: I plan to assign Iori as the scout and Mido-shi as the attacker!

Iori Izumi: I see. So I will handle reconnaissance and Mido-san will be on the front lines.

Nagi Rokuya: Iori can calmly locate the enemy and relay the situation to allies, no matter the circumstances. He was calm even during today's chat.

Nagi Rokuya: Mido-shi has the physical strength to lead the charge and clear the way for his allies. The way he fearlessly challenged himself when using stickers shows he's perfect for the front lines.

Torao Mido: Were you analyzing us all along? No way... could it be that all our previous messages were setting the stage for this?

Iori Izumi: That's… wait, but knowing Rokuya-san, he actually might have been…

Nagi Rokuya: Fufufu. And I will be the commander, leading everyone to victory! X-D

Nagi Rokuya: It's time to put the tactics I've mastered — such as time management, optimal route planning from store to store, and winning various merchandise wars — to the test… (dark smile)

Torao Mido: What's with that last part?

Nagi Rokuya: OH, it's "darkness smiling." 😏

Nagi Rokuya: It's a slang term said to be reserved for use only by the chosen ones. But since you have the potential, Mido-shi, I shall impart it to you specially.

Torao Mido: Does that mean I'm one of the chosen ones? (dark smile)

Nagi Rokuya:

Nagi Rokuya: Wonderful!!! Mido-shi!!!! You have exceeded my expectations!!!!

Torao Mido: Thanks. (dark smile)

Iori Izumi: Mido-san...

Iori Izumi: Please don't teach Mido-san weird things!!!

Nagi Rokuya: Iori is also so moved that he's trembling with emotion right now!

Torao Mido: Really? Then you should use it too, Izumi.

Iori Izumi: !?

Torao Mido: You showed some great expressions during the shoot. You must be one of the chosen ones too.

Torao Mido: If you use what has been imparted to us, I feel like it would strengthen our bond.

Iori Izumi: Can a phrase like that really strengthen our bond…?

Nagi Rokuya: Mido-shi is right!!! Our bond is deepening!!!

Torao Mido: Right?

Iori Izumi: I'm not convinced at all though!?

Nagi Rokuya: But Iori, see how happy Mido-shi is. It's definitely important for our communication!!!

Iori Izumi: Ugh…

Iori Izumi: Dark

Iori Izumi: Smile

Iori Izumi: ↑ This is merely to ensure smooth communication moving forward, alright??!!!

Nagi Rokuya: ｷﾀ――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)――!!

Nagi Rokuya: ｷﾀ――(ﾟ∀ﾟ)――!!

Torao Mido: It's finally starting to feel like we're a team.

Iori Izumi: Just do whatever you want.

Nagi Rokuya: YES!! We are a wonderful team!!! I'm so excited I might not be able to sleep tonight!!!!

Torao Mido: Thanks. You guys made what was supposed to be a boring car ride enjoyable.

Iori Izumi: I might not to be able to sleep either but for different reasons.

Nagi Rokuya: Hoo!!!! I'll send you the details later. Be on standby until then. Out!!

The End.

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[1] The "ｷﾀ" at the beginning of the emoticon literally means "it's here," as in "here it comes." This emoticon is used to express anticipation or excitement for something that's about to happen. Iori's reaction, "Don't assume I've joined your side," is because Nagi's use of "ｷﾀ" makes it sound like Iori has already come over to their side.

[2] Tsubo: A traditional Japanese unit of area measurement, commonly used in real estate and construction. One tsubo is equivalent to approximately 3.3 square meters or about 35.6 square feet.

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

I am very curious as to your thoughts on this.

How do the DorfMiser Bot-thers sleep? Do they snore? If so, who's the loudest? And, how do they snore?

I, personally, imagine that the loudest ones sound like bears. And the quietest ones aren’t really silent, so much as quieter than the others.

Like, they're typically not too terribly loud, but they do occasionally snort in their sleep.

I am actually wheezing over that. DorfMiser Bot-thers? Hysterical. I get that reference. I actually bought the Miser Brothers Christmas special on Prime. I love those two. A Year Without Santa Claus? Yes. Christmas specials and movies reign supreme in my household due to my dad's intense love for Christmas (any holiday really. He's a holiday man. Decorations, traditions, meals, everything.)

I'm honestly also hysterically laughing over the responses. Wait until you read Demise's. I actually had to mute myself and lose a lung.

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Each version of Ganondorf, as well as Demise, would have a unique sleep pattern, shaped by their personalities, experiences, and overall nature. Here's how I imagine they sleep, including whether they snore and how that snoring sounds:

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf:

Sleeping Style: OoT Ganondorf would likely sleep with a heavy presence, lying on his back or side with an air of authority, even while unconscious. His rest is deep and purposeful, likely the result of his intense life as a ruler, warrior, and conqueror. He doesn’t stir much in his sleep, as his body is used to conserving energy when not in battle or on a mission.

Snoring: Yes, but more of a low, consistent rumble. Not overly loud, but steady, like distant thunder rolling in the background.

Loudness Level: 4/10 – It’s enough to know he’s asleep, but it wouldn’t be deafening. There might be an occasional snort or shift, but it’s generally a deep, calm hum.

Wind Waker Ganondorf:

Sleeping Style: Wind Waker Ganondorf sleeps more lightly, likely due to years of isolation and vigilance in his quest to conquer Hyrule. His mind is always on the move, and he rarely allows himself to fully relax. When he does rest, he sleeps on his back or propped slightly, as if ready to rise at any moment.

Snoring: Rarely. If he does snore, it’s quiet and almost imperceptible, a subtle rasp or occasional exhale that only becomes noticeable if you’re close to him. His breathing is controlled, even in slumber.

Loudness Level: 2/10 – Very quiet, but you might hear the occasional soft rumble or sharp exhale, more like the sound of wind through leaves than true snoring.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf:

Sleeping Style: Twilight Princess Ganondorf is likely to sleep heavily, with his body in full relaxation due to his immense physical power. He sleeps deeply, recovering from battles and long, stressful days. He prefers to sleep on his back or slightly to his side, taking up space with his broad frame.

Snoring: Yes, and quite loud. It would sound like a low, rolling growl, much like a large, contented animal. It’s the type of snoring that could shake the walls, especially after an intense day.

Loudness Level: 8/10 – Very loud, especially when he’s in a deep sleep. He sounds like a bear, with a steady, rumbling noise that could easily be heard from another room.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf:

Sleeping Style: Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf sleeps powerfully, almost as if his body never fully releases its tension. Even while lying down, he gives the impression that he’s ready to leap into action at any moment. He sleeps best after a hard-won battle, but it’s still a form of rest that’s never truly peaceful.

Snoring: Yes, but it’s rhythmic and has a cadence to it. It’s more akin to a deep, rhythmic breathing that sounds like the pulsing of the earth. The snoring itself is noticeable but not overly disruptive, like the natural rhythm of a beast at rest.

Loudness Level: 6/10 – It’s loud enough to be heard if you’re in the same room, but it has a steady, rhythmic quality to it, almost comforting if you get used to it.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf:

Sleeping Style: Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf sleeps almost in a meditative state. His body is large and imposing, but his mind remains sharp, even in slumber. He prefers to rest in a way that doesn’t completely leave him vulnerable, likely sleeping on his side or back with his arms crossed. His sleep is functional, and he wakes at the slightest disturbance.

Snoring: Occasionally, though it’s more of a deep rumble that comes in waves. When he exhales deeply, you might hear a soft snort or grunt, but it’s not overly loud or constant.

Loudness Level: 3/10 – His snoring is not particularly loud, but it’s deep, like a sleeping dragon. You may occasionally hear a soft rumble, but it’s more of an undertone rather than something that would disturb anyone.

Demise:

Sleeping Style: Demise sleeps like a force of nature, his body completely at rest but radiating power even in slumber. His sleep is deep, and it would take a significant disturbance to wake him. He likely sleeps on his back, his massive form spread out as if he owns everything around him.

Snoring: Absolutely, and the loudest of the group. Demise’s snoring is like the growl of a volcano, a deep, resonating noise that fills the room. It’s primal and loud, a sound that makes it clear even in sleep that he is a force to be reckoned with.

Loudness Level: 10/10 – Thunderous, like a roaring bear or the earth itself groaning. His snoring could easily wake others if they’re not used to it, and the noise is as imposing as the man himself.

Ranking by Loudness:

Demise (10/10) – A primal roar in sleep, deep and resonating.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (8/10) – Loud, like a bear in hibernation.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (6/10) – Rhythmic and loud, but somewhat soothing.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (4/10) – Deep, consistent rumble, but not overpowering.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (3/10) – Occasional deep rumbles and grunts, but generally quiet.

Wind Waker Ganondorf (2/10) – Almost silent, with only the softest of snores.

In summary, Demise and Twilight Princess Ganondorf are the loudest snorers, while Wind Waker Ganondorf barely snores at all. Each of them sleeps in a way that reflects their personality and inner strength, whether they are loud and imposing or quiet and contemplative in their rest.

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Bonus: Based on the information given about how they sleep, what sleeping position does the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) & Demise take when sleeping in the same bed as SO?

When sleeping in the same bed as their significant other (SO), each version of Ganondorf and Demise would have a distinct sleeping position based on their personalities and relationship dynamics. Here’s how I imagine each would approach this situation:

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf:

Sleeping Position: Protective Side Hug

Despite his imposing demeanor, when sleeping with his SO, OoT Ganondorf would adopt a more protective position. He’s likely to lie on his back or side with one arm wrapped around his SO, pulling them close to his side. This is his way of showing dominance and protection over them. His presence is strong and unyielding, but his hold is secure rather than restrictive.

Vibe: It’s a commanding but reassuring position. His SO would feel safe, cradled by his strength, even though his powerful form radiates the sense that he’s always in control.

Wind Waker Ganondorf:

Sleeping Position: Back-to-Back, Light Contact

Wind Waker Ganondorf is a bit more reserved, even when close to someone he cares about. He’s likely to sleep back-to-back with his SO, though their backs would touch. This positioning shows both his independence and his subtle need for contact. He isn’t the type to openly cling, but he’ll maintain enough contact to let his SO know he’s there.

Vibe: It’s understated but intimate in its own way. Wind Waker Ganondorf’s position reflects his cautious nature, but also a growing trust, where he allows for quiet proximity without being overtly emotional.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf:

Sleeping Position: Spooning

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would likely be the big spoon, enveloping his SO in his powerful arms as they lie side by side. This position is both possessive and protective, allowing him to shield his SO while maintaining close physical contact. His body is a fortress around them, providing warmth and security.

Vibe: This position is all about dominance and protection, but with a softer edge. While he holds his SO tightly, it’s not suffocating. It’s his way of saying, "You belong to me, and I’ll always protect you."

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf:

Sleeping Position: Dominant Embrace

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would likely sleep sprawled on his back with his SO either lying on his chest or nestled into his side. He takes up space confidently, but his SO is always pulled into his embrace. He would keep one arm securely around them, asserting his control and care at the same time.

Vibe: His presence is dominating but also comforting. He’s confident and unshakable, and his SO would feel both cherished and guarded. His arm around them makes it clear that they are his, and no harm will come to them while they rest.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf:

Sleeping Position: Side by Side, Close Contact

TotK Ganondorf would prefer a more intimate yet relaxed position. He would lie on his side, facing his SO, with their foreheads or hands touching. This allows him to maintain a physical connection while also providing space for comfort. He values the closeness but doesn’t feel the need to fully dominate the space.

Vibe: There’s an emotional depth here, as he shows a softer, more connected side to his SO. It’s a quiet form of intimacy that reflects his deeper, more strategic mind—he doesn’t overwhelm, but the connection is always there, felt in the subtle touches.

Demise:

Sleeping Position: Enveloping Hold

Demise would take a very commanding and possessive approach to sleeping with his SO. He’d likely sprawl on his back or side with his SO tucked tightly against him, using one massive arm to pull them close. His sleep posture is all about showing dominance, but his SO is fully protected within the scope of his massive frame. He wouldn’t allow much space between them, wanting constant contact.

Vibe: It’s intense and primal, but his SO would feel secure. Demise’s embrace is one of total ownership, and while it can feel overwhelming at times, there’s an unspoken promise of protection in his hold.

Summary of Sleeping Positions:

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Protective Side Hug – Dominant but reassuring, always keeping his SO close.

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Back-to-Back, Light Contact – Reserved but with a subtle need for closeness.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Spooning – Protective and possessive, wrapping his SO in his powerful arms.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Dominant Embrace – Confident and commanding, with his SO resting against him.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf: Side by Side, Close Contact – Intimate and connected, with softer emotional touches.

Demise: Enveloping Hold – Intense and possessive, enveloping his SO in a secure and dominant embrace.

Each of these versions of Ganondorf (and Demise) reflects their unique personalities in the way they sleep next to their SO, balancing dominance, protection, and intimacy in different ways.

Headcanon: THE REASON DEMISE HOLDS SO LIKE THAT IS CUZ THEY CANNOT ESCAPE. SO TRIED SLEEPING ELSEWHERE BECAUSE OF HIS SNORING. DEMISE REFUSED TO LET IT HAPPEN. SO JUST HAD TO LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT. #FreeSOFromDemisesSnoring

[piglet26]

Alright, Is the Star Wars Fandom Sexist?

As you probably know Daisy Ridley signed onto do another Star Wars film. I welcomed this..... mostly. If they don't reunited the Dyad I'm very curious as to what would be the point (more on that later.) Well, I saw this quote from a recent interview of hers, "I think my take is things get blown out of proportion and the interactions I've ever had with people have been nothing but wonderful and supportive," Ridley said. "I've only ever been embraced. And I think we're going to make a great film."

Now whether or not Ms. Ridley actually feels this way.......she's intelligent enough to say just this. Undeniably, all of the men who have talked shit about her for the past 7,8 odd years will now have softened to her for simply not holding them accountable. Hey, that's the biz kids. Don't make enemies out of your audience. No man wants to be called a sexist even if he actually is one.

Is there sexism in Star Wars? Yes and no. It has never been a straight answer. Now if you ask a lot of men in the Star Wars fandom if they are sexist..... they'll say no. Why? Princess Leia of course! Padme! Strong women who directed men, issued orders and politically led. They did and do support these women. In fact, if you had asked me if the fandom was sexist prior to The Sequel Trilogy I would've said that the SWF is one of the most progressive fandoms for women and has been since the 70s!

Where did it all go wrong?

Well, maybe this

Or, this

Maybe just good ole fashion paranoia. Personally, I think it's a combination of all three. The minute Disney bought Star Wars the fandom was primed to distrust it. Change, for better or worse, was on the horizon. Hell, even worse, corporate change. It's Rage against the Machine raging FOR the machine. Least we forget how Star Wars started...... as a "fuck you" to corporatized assembly-line movie production.

However, we are not her to discuss whether The Sequel Trilogy was good. Debatable..... with the exception of Reylo. That's just iconic. We are here to discuss how on earth Daisy Ridley ending up bearing the majority of the responsibility for its failures. Maybe even more importantly the "Feminization" of Star Wars.

A sane person could tell that. The same people screaming "Star Wars is Dead" for the last seven years are still saying the eulogy. Still going on whining and complaining about it. There is a general rule when franchise start to go off the track - you ignore it was ever made. Godfather 3? Tokyo Drift? Never happened.

If you don't like what Star Wars has become then the first person on your shit list should be it's creator. George Lucas. George could've signed over Star Wars under the guarantee that whatever outline he produced for The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Disney HAD to stick to - he didn't. He could've signed on a producer - he didn't. He could've picked someone else except Kathleen Kennedy to replace him - he didn't. Somehow George Lucas has escaped any responsibility in what his life's work has become. Maybe the fandom got it out of their system after the Prequel Road Rage.

News that George Lucas's treatments were thrown out and the extended universe being cancelled didn't exactly calm down the public.

Maybe the next person should JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy for for thinking that there was something wrong with Star Wars. Star Wars already was diverse. It already HAD strong females. Yet, there they went finding problems that didn't exist. Why? Money. Disney has a powerful female/family demographic. Star Wars a strong male demographic. Disney sought to combine the best of all worlds in one franchise and they were the company to do it. Look at what they accomplished with Marvel!

Then the announcement came that there would be a female protagonist. A female Jedi to be exact. I thought this was different and interesting. The men did not. What they saw in there head was THE FORCE IS FEMALE in flashing bright lights. This was it. Confirmation. Star Wars was about to get pussyfied. From the get-go Daisy Ridley's Rey was to be a focus, a target, for the mistrust, uneasiness and rage from the men.

Let's me be clear men are ok girls liking their stuff. As long as girls are not in a position to influence whatever it is they like, or rather "ruin it." Can you blame them? If a bunch of straight dudes came in and started writing Sex and the City I'm telling you- they'd ruin it.

The Force Awakens finally arrives and curiosity was able to lure in even the most salty man. Not to mention the possible joy of seeing Han, Luke and Leia on screen together again. TFA is a perfectly decent film. There were two glaring choices in this film. One, Han is killed. Two, Rey beats Kylo Ren at the end. All things considered we should not have been surprised what the internet had to say. Rey was a Mary Sue. Men who didn't even know what a Mary Sue was were even saying this.

The term “Mary Sue” was first coined in 1973. A young main character, usually a woman, who was portrayed as unreasonably gifted across every discipline: intellect, combat, the arts, etc. This character would often become respected (and maybe even loved) by main characters and would end the story by saving the day in heroic fashion.

You don't have to like Rey. You don't have to love her. Rey isn't even the greatest character ever developed, but come on! I wonderer if the people criticizing her even watched the movie. I heard criticism that Rey was too likable! Well, she's the protagonist. She's too pretty! That's a bad thing? She's too nice! She comes off really brash and naive actually. She's the greatest pilot ever! She flew once and not that well. Most of the criticism around Rey was disingenuous and petty as hell.

Many critics have taken the lazy route of she has no character arc or character, but that’s not a very observant take. Her yearning for family and her desperation for her parents to return, while understandable, made her vulnerable to Kylo Ren. Her loneliness made her ultimately vulnerable to anyone who would be nice to her. Now I understand there was no consequences for her faults. However, there can't be both criticism. She either doesn't have a personality, or, she has one, but doesn't suffer consequences for it.

“How could she fly the Millennium Falcon so well?” “How could she beat Kylo Ren when she’d never used a lightsaber before?” “How could she resist Kylo Ren’s interrogation?” The film answered most of these questions. Ironically, no one questioned the 8 year old Anakin Skywalker or the farm boy Luke Skywalker for being amazing or great at anything because of The Force.

She grew up defending herself in melee combat. Her quarterstaff is not a lightsaber, of course, but it was established early on that she has the instincts and the reflexes to hold her own in a fight. While I don't agree with Rey beating Kylo Ren I understand how it was accomplished. Pure, dumb luck. It was luck that Ren was physically and spiritually crippled during their confrontation. Not to mention he had the hots for you. Finn was able to hold him off mostly because Kylo was toying with him, but when he grew bored Finn ended up face first in the snow. No one questioned how Finn the janitor could wield a lightsaber.

Let's talk about Finn, or rather John Boyega. All things considered pretty lucky guy. He got a likable that he played well and got paid well. You wouldn't know it by listening to him. He complained bitterly. He attacked the fans. He attacked Disney. He attacked America. He got off Scott free with fandom. Most remember him with nothing but fondness. Maybe because he is black people feel slightly uncomfortable going after him. But, the women? No problem. Even when fans hate male characters, they talk about what they hate with nuance.

Daisy Ridley did her job and she went home. She carried on beautifully and respectfully with what she was given by the production team. That is all any actor can do. The same would apply to the girl who played Rose Tico. Yet, criticism of what was happening on screen started to bleed onto the actresses in real life.

Mark Hamill shit talked the Sequel Trilogy - fair, enough. But why did you sign on? It he because he needed a job? Hondo wasn't a great leader. I agree. But, countless people ended up losing their lives due to Poe because he refused to listen to the female authority around him. Where was the fandom with their logic bitterness scorecard? The majority of the criticism I heard (Literally several videos on Youtube) was criticism towards Hondo for not telling a newly demoted soldier all of her plans.

Anywho Rey has this new movie coming out...........okay. Not sure who wants to come back for it other than her. After TROS and the fans most co-stars seem good doing other things. OG characters are killed off. There is one person with stunning jet black hair, 6'3, plush naturally red lips, a big dick, freckles and a heroic run that she's in a dyad with that would make this whole movie worth it. Do I faith they'll do the right thing and pay Adam Driver whatever they need to to bring him back? No. Cause there is a little bit of an agenda. For some reason love in the Star Wars universe doesn't do very well, but for the woman it's none existent. The concept that a strong woman doesn't have to die alone seems odd to the very people that want equality for women. For example I saw this comment, "Rey Skywalker is her own character and her continuing story doesn’t have to revolve around Ben Solo. Daisy Ridley’s return shouldn’t be overshadowed by fan expectation over Adam Driver returning."

Yes, it does. This film needs to work. I cannot stress that enough. You know people want to see this film fail. Reylo isn't purely for sentimental reasons (I WOULD SEE MY DYAD REUNITED FOUR TIMES IN THEATRES) Reylo is the biggest marketing advantage Disney Star Wars has..... you knew that when Solo flopped. Do the smart thing, put these people on mute and give us a iconic fight fuck scene.

Rey also wear clothes appropriate with her environment and match the physical needs of what she needs to accomplish like her male peers. Logical and refreshing. I hear the men mostly complain about the lack of hot women in their fantasy.

We could also talk about the sexism Carrie Fisher faced from the not only the studio, but the fandom for the crime of getting older and gaining weight. Her in a metal bikini is already in the spank bank - she contributed enough.

Again, neither Carrie Fisher nor Daisy Ridley in a smart world could ever really own that. Anymore than the Rose Tico actress could. Worse, they could never really tell the Fanboys what they really think of them. I love me some Fanboys, I do, but they aren't a perfect group of people. They just criticism everyone's work like they are. We're suppose to ignore the giant dump they take on anything and everything that comes out. I genuinely think the people beyond The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy sought out to create a great story. To honor what came before. In many respect they did. They aren't George Lucas though.

There is legitimate criticism towards Disney for how it has handled the Star Wars franchise. Currently it can't exactly be be described as quality over quantity. The writers seem like they are writing for early 00s Disney Channel rather a complex space political fairytale. Characterization has not been wonderful. Again, it's not simple. While Disney has not steered the ship perfectly. I would argue there was an audience sitting in ill will and waiting to be disappointment.

[jamethinks]

Bored so heres a list of iconic thing Melinda has done (not this is a list for my fanfic so that I don’t forget lmao)

Marrying a man notorious for being ugly and anti social and creepy and proceeding to actually love him

Before she got married she did a photo shoot for a sewing pattern book and her eye makeup went viral and everyone wanted her long eyelashes

Her blue wedding was famous and reported on for the 30th anniversary of VOGUE Ostania where she graced the cover

Her wedding hairstyle was so popular it became a trend (yes it’s that deranged hairstyle Yor does but a bit bulkier)

For her 20th birthday, Donovan got her a blue hillside mansion that is like an architectural landmark that’s literally so iconic it’s under a preservation act

A movie was actually filmed there and it was one of the high grossing movies in Europe

Popularized the mini skirt in Ostania all the way back in the 50s

The first ever private jet to be owned by an Ostania was a gift she got for her 25th birthday. It was baby blue of course. Donovan got it for her because she loved to travel but found the usual methods to be a hassle. In 15 years he has bought her 3 private jets

After being harassed by the press for not having kids she told a reporter to “stay out of her vagina” and got cancelled for like 20 minutes

She was in an American movie shortly but it was successful

She owns a classic 1950 Cadillac that was custom made to blue. She got it for her 21st birthday after she got her license

Between 1954 to 1963 she was in a variety of ads for War and military recruitment. This coincided with the war between the east and west following the supposed assassination of the Prime minister and deputy prime minister of Ostania even roping poor Demetrius into it

There is series of fighter jets known as the MLD30 series when is obviously named after her. They dropped bombs that would release a blue smoke that would choke people give them terrible rashes

The tv show Berlint in Love is based on her with the original female lead being named Linda. It was based on the rumors that she was cheating on Donovan with a young attractive man who worked for the Desmonds (a young Jeeves who she was seen photographed with a lot)

Melinda love reptiles and has a bunch of exotic ones in her house most notably her massive 20+ year old 200 pound sulcata Tortoise and a yellow boa that she ended up giving away when Demetrius was born because she worried it would kill him. She also kept a Greek tortoise in Donovan’s office (the prime minister one where he had to meet with other government officials)

A video touring her house was filmed and to be released on tv after coloured tv was introduced in the US in 1954, it aired overseas and in Ostania (in black and white) but the official coloured version was re-aired in 1968 when coloured tv became available as one of the first official broadcasts which only reignited interest in her

That’s all that I’ve got baby

[gunilslaugh]

I love ur work! Can i ask you a Gaon oneshot where the reader is jooyeon’s bestfriend?

Thank you so much! Here's your request!

Kwak Jiseok

Summary: Jiseok has a hopeless crush on you, Jooyeon’s best friend.

WC:1.8k 

Warning:grammar

photo not mine credits to owner.

Jooyeon is your best friend. The two of you met when you were both fifthteen, at an arcade. You and him ended up playing a two person shooting game together and discovered that you made a great team. Spending the rest of your time at the arcade together and exchanging numbers before parting. It was pretty much history after that, you and Jooyeon would meet up basically every weekend. Prime hangout spot was the arcade, but you also ventured elsewhere together. Like movies, cafes, markets, food parlors, just wandering the streets. 

Once Jooyeon became a trainee, let alone debuted, your hangouts became less, but you understood how busy he was and supported him all the way through. It’s not like the amount of time spent together determines friendship levels.

Over time you have become acquainted with Jooyeon’s members as well. Mostly seeing them via video screen when you and Jooyeon were on a call. You did see them in person too though, you were no stranger to their dorm and occasionally you would all grab a meal together. 

Presently it was one of the times that you saw the members in person. You were briefly stopping by their dorm to meet up with Jooyeon before the two of you went out.

“Well if it isn’t my rival,” you said in a playful tone upon seeing Jiseok after he opened the door for you. Jiseok only laughed at your words, stepping aside to let you in.

“Why is he your rival?” Seungmin asked, after overhearing what you called Jiseok.

“Oh it’s just a joke. Jooyeon said that Jiseok was his best friend out of Xdinary Heroes members, so I started calling Jiseok my rival,” you explained.

“I told you. Jiseok is my best friend in Xdinary Heroes, but you’re my best friend in life,” Jooyeon stated, emerging from his room. 

“Tomato, tomato. A best friend is still a best friend. Are you ready?” you checked. 

“Then we could just be a group of best friends,” Jooyeon slings one arm around your shoulders and the other around Jiseok’s shoulders, pulling the three of you closer together. “Yeah, I’m ready. Let’s go,” he releases Jiseok, but keeps his hold on you, turning to walk out the door.

“Well looks like your title might change from rival to best friend,” Seungmin jokes. 

“I don’t want to be best friends though I want to be their boyfriend,” Jiseok pined, looking at the door you and Jooyeon just left from.

“How can you be their boyfriend when you hardly talk to them?” Seungmin laughed.

“I-I talk to them. Not frequently, but I talk to them,”Jiseok defended.

“Well if you want to up your title to boyfriend you’ll have to make talking to them a frequent occurrence,” Seungmin noted, before leaving. Jiseok was now alone with his thoughts about how he was supposed to talk with you more. It would be weird if he just randomly started conversations with you right? He thought about asking Jooyeon for your number, but then decided that might also be too weird. What was he supposed to do? Maybe he’ll just hopelessly crush on you forever.

“What if we did hang out with Jiseok?” Jooyeon questioned you as you guys walked around, eating food you bought from a street vendor.

“The three of us?” you asked, turning to look at Jooyeon.

“Yes, the three of us,” he clarified with a small laugh. “I just think that it would be fun. I’m sure you two would get along great. I mean you already talk right?” Jooyeon continued. 

“We don’t really talk frequently, but yeah we’re close enough for me to jokingly call him my rival, so there’s that,” you responded. 

“Exactly, so it would be nice for all of us to hangout together,” Jooyeon claimed.

“You’re really pushing this group of best friends, aren’t you?” you accused him.

“I just think that it would be nice for my two best friends to get to know each other better. Is that so wrong?” Jooyeon said. It wasn’t a lie he didn’t want you and Jiseok to get to know each other better. However it wasn’t because you’re his two best friends. It was because he knew all about Jiseok’s crush on you and he made it his goal to get you two together. He put on his cupid wings and was ready to shoot you with an arrow that had Jiseok’s name on it.

“Fine, let’s all hangout together, the three of us,” you caved. It would be nice to know more about your rival anyway.

“Great! I’ll set it up,” Jooyeon exclaimed happily. You shook your head at how excited he was, not getting how it could be such a big deal.

“You’re going to love me~” Jooyeon sang to Jiseok as he returned to the dorm.

“Why?” Jiseok pondered.

“I convinced y/n that the three of us hanging out together would be fun,” Jooyeon informed, wiggling his eyebrows.

“So what are you saying?” Jiseok asked for clarification. 

“I’m saying we're all going to hang out together, so you can finally spend time with y/n instead of just pining over them. Isn’t that great?” Jooyeon told him.

“You’re right, I do love you!” Jiseok spoke excitedly. Excitement bubbling up inside of him at the thought of spending time with you, being able to have real conversations. 

The day has come. The day where you, Jooyeon and Jiseok are all hanging out together. The three of you met up at a mall, thinking it would be nice to just walk around and do some shopping. 

“See this is nice, just hanging out as the three of us,” Jooyeon stated. Once again one of his arms around each of yours and Jiseok’s shoulder. You were starting to get suspicious as to why Jooyeon wanted you to hang out with Jiseok so much.

“Yeah, it’s nice,” Jiseok agreed. The two are now looking over at you waiting for your answer.

“It’s nice,” you agreed too. Jiseok was fun to be around, you understood why Jooyeon called him his best friend in Xdinary Heroes.

Currently you and Jiseok were sitting at a table in the food court while Jooyeon was away getting the food. Again you found it strange how heavily he insisted on being the one to get the food. Maybe he really did just want you and Jiseok to get to know each other better and you had. After spending multiple hours with him, being a group of best friends didn’t sound bad at all. Jooyeon came back with the food, but you were too busy with your conversation with Jiseok to see the teasing look Jooyeon shot at Jiseok. Before going home you and Jiseok exchanged numbers. You saved him as “Rival :)” in your phone. Although he definitely didn’t feel like a rival now. You’re not sure he really ever did though. Thinking about it you can’t actually recall a time he said that Jooyeon was his best friend or a time he ever referred to you as his rival. He usually would just smile a pretty smile or laugh with his happiness inducing laugh whenever you called him the name. 

Time went on and hangouts as a group of three became a regular thing, so did you frequently texting or calling Jiseok. So much so that now Jooyeon would joke about Jiseok being his rival for your spot as best friend. 

“You know I don’t want to be their best friend, so that joke is pointless,” Jiseok argued.

“I know, you want to be their boyfriend, but in order to achieve that you’ll have to confess,” Jooyeon stated.

Unbeknownst to Jiseok, you wanted him to confess too. You didn’t want Jiesok to be your best friend. After spending more time with him and talking, for lord knows how many hours you started to think that the term boyfriend would fit Jiseok better. Yes, you got happy when Jooyeon’s contact name lit up your phone, but your heart didn’t skip a beat like it did with Jiseok’s. Spending time with Jooyeon was always great, but your stomach didn’t swarm with butterflies with your hands brushed or when you sat so close your legs touched. You found that you developed a crush on Jiseok to say the least. 

Today you were doing something you’ve never done before. You were hanging out with Jiseok alone. No Jooyeon, no group of best friends. Just the two of you. 

“Hey,” Jiseok greeted you with a warm smile.

“Hey,” you greeted back, offering a smile too. Both of you then headed inside the cafe you decided to hangout at. Once you received your orders you made your way over to a table, sitting down across from one another. It wasn’t awkward like you thought it might be without Jooyeon there. It was quite enjoyable actually. It was as if the two of you had been hanging out, just the two you, for years. It only made you fall deeper for him as well. 

Proceeding leaving the cafe Jiseok was currently walking you back to your place. Your hands have now accidentally brushed for the fifth time, so you finally just gathered up your courage and grabbed Jiseok’s hand. He looked a little surprised at your action, but held your hand tighter in response. 

“Y/n,” you called you after walking in silence for a while, hands still locked together. 

“Yeah,” you replied, turning your head to face his direction.

“I have something to tell you,” he says, stopping his steps, making you do the same.

“Go ahead,” you told him. Jiseok takes your other hand in his, now holding both of your hands.

“I like you,” he confessed. “I never wanted to be your rival or another best friend. I just wanted to be your boyfriend,” he revealed. A blush creeps its way onto your face, making you look down at your shoes. You took a breath looking back up to Jiseok.

“I want you to be my boyfriend too,” you admitted, swinging your laced hands a bit.

“Really?” he asked, eyes wide, grip on your hand tightening.

“Yes, I like you too, Jiseok. I want you to be my boyfriend,” you tell him.

“Then I am. I’m officially your boyfriend,” Jiseok declares. 

“Perfect. I’ll have to change your contact name now,” you say.

“What is it now?” he asked.

“Rival with a smiley face,” you informed, beginning to walk again.

“You really liked calling me that, didn’t you?” he chuckled

“Yeah, but I like being able to call you boyfriend better,” you said.

“Me too,” he agreed with a blush dusting his cheeks.

“Finally! That took you so long!” Jooyeon booms upon Jiseok telling him that he’s officially your boyfriend now. He’s happy of course because his two best friends make the best couple.

[dojae-huh]

You might not agree, but I kinda agree with tyongf with this one, I think they out grew their friendship or they were never that close as TY claimed. TY never did this, this is odd.

Since the last "bff" YT content says it all, it's just fanservice because how is this your bff of 10+ years and you never hung out with him alone without the cameras?

And I get it, adults get busy but this awkwardness is... too awkward. I always make time for my bffs, even though I'm busy. You have to maintain your friendship.

They live in the same city and didn't hang out, do they even text or call each other at all?

"it's been so long since last time we met"? So it's been months? And when was that? Only when it's time for group activities or for this kind of "married" content?

At the end they both bought friendship bracelets to show off their friendship, like there was any chemistry in the video.

I don't hate any of them btw. I'm out✌️

I can see how you can be confused, but you are mistaken. What TaeDo have is impossible to fake. They may not meet for 10 years and still maintain the bond. Yes, they sometimes brandish the friendship for entertainment, and Taeyong likes to use being before cameras to annoy Doyoung, but it's just one part of their dynamic.

You simply haven't seen enough of the two. Their vlives, their trainee stories, their moments during award ceremonies and on shows. Taeyong was to Doyoung's house in Guri (and we learnt about it years later), TaeDo were noticed shopping by fans multiple times. Doyoung searched for pictures of Tae's tattoo of his deceased dog to gift Tae a custom-made golden pendant based on the drawing, and returned home from his vacation earlier because Tae was lonely in the dorms. It's not fanservice.

As for "practiced how to say hello", it's Doyoung's type of humour. TaeDo dynamic is "I hate him", Tom&Jerry.

Yes, they are very busy. And it's very difficult to meet with adult working friends unless you live on the same street. Both TaeDo were working on their solos before that vlog was shot. Doyoung uses content production to create opportunities to meet. Mok2U is a prime example. Meeting with Ryo is an example.

Real friendships are based on mutual support and understanding, not having parties and going to the movies. Those kind of "fun to hang out with" friends dissapear first when you are in a trouble.

Watch vlives. 1, 2, 3, 4 (in some Doyoung comes with a delay). "To you", Taeyong's message to Doyoung, Do's reaction.

[whatgaviiformes]

8, 16 and 20 please :D

8. Do you prefer the beginning, middle, or end of a story?

This is such a good question. I had to think about it for a bit, because hell do I love a good opener. But I think for me it's the middle - that's where all the development happens, it's where we get the gasps and the heart, and I love leading up to the denouement. I love a good ending too, but if I think back to the moments I remember most in my reading (so I hope its similar with my writing), those special moments are definitely somewhere in the middle of the sandwich where the drama happens!

16. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Share one of them?

I've got a few. My brain can only hold on to one "big" fic at a time. While I do have that one planned in my head, it's nowhere near completion so I'm not ready to share the concept for it. From a point of view of shorts - there's always at least 4-5 brewing. I'd like to keep working through FishTank Week. I want to send Gordon and Virgil back to the yarn shop. I want to write how Gordon is a different GM from John, and at some point I want to write some more Scott to branch out from my usual green and yellow.

20. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

Besides FishTank and Gordon's hydrofoil accident? Yes, of course.

I am a little obsessed with how emotions are shown through breathing, so I will use often lean into what the lungs are doing. Besides an occasional "he breathed" you might see gasping, heaving, an inhale through the teeth, some breath hitching, or obvious dialogue staggering. It's definitely an emotive image for me, and helps a lot with those scenes where I write Gordon meditating underwater or holding his breath to test himself. There's a lot of emotion behind it.

I know I linger on eyes as well, and you've definitely seen either honey or amber once per story. "Chocolate and Hazel" was named as such so I didn't forget Mr. Everett's eye color, fun fact.

Animals showing up.

And this is more a structuring thing - but when I have an AU that's so different from the main story, I tend to like *makes hand motion* swoop in like it's a movie. Most of Privateers starts somewhere in the scenery and then kind of zooms in to a figure or a moment.

The evening sky painted the tides, the sea swells echoing the colors of the clouds to converge at the horizon and the last bursts of sunlight. Waves cloaked in gold lapped against the oak of the ship’s hull, and the flutter of her sails softened the explosion of fire into gentle colors reminiscent of the Georgia peaches they’d bought along the Savannah River for trading further North. Far above the shades darkened into sienna, into purple and the beginnings of subtle starlight. - Fathoms

For a town named Eden, the jagged shoreline up New England in what was the Massachusetts Bay territory boasted more mountainous rock than it did verdant gardens. Past the crags and the low hills, dense forest swathed the land in pine, spruce, maple, and ash, all grown thick, unruly, and uncultivated. - Oak and Ivory

Standing upon a wooden pier, a man with sea-jewel eyes, tall and dark-haired, squared his shoulders and twisted his interlocked hands resting in the small of his back. Weight evenly distributed, the wood below the heel of his boots gave no protest, and in the stillness he scanned the harbor every inch a statue amidst the hustling movement of the dockhands, of which many were just youngsters. In the prime of his twenties, he outwardly looks every bit a leader; his stance resonates with his confidence of command, his presence a force on its own which speaks louder than even the golden shine of the epaulette along his right shoulder marking him as a merchant ship’s Captain. - Brother's Oath

Other than that, there are likely plenty of words or phrases I use a lot - as readers you may be be able to better recognize them. I'm curious if any stand out.

Thank you for the asks!!!

[tanoraqui]

I know barely anything about TLOVM (it's based off a dnd thing right?) but I've seen your posts about it and it looks really cool. Do you know where I can watch it? Also since it's based on something, do I need to have any prior knowledge before watching?

1. Yes, it’s based on a D&D thing—Critical Role, the thing where (if you follow me to see) I reblog gifsets of a bunch of people sitting at a table talking and making faces. Critical Role, live-streamed Thursday evenings, is currently in its 3rd long campaign. The Legend of Vox Machina is based on its first campaign. It was the first big live-streamed long-form story TTRPG, inspiring The Adventure Zone, Dimension 20, and many others.

2. Amazon Prime! And illegal websites I’m sure. But Amazon bought the animated show rights to C1 (Vox Machina)—and recently the animated show rights to C2 (the Mighty Nein) and a movie for ??. Fun fact: this happened after CR did a Kickstarter for 2 episodes of animated Vox Machina and it blew through every goal so hard ($1 mil in the first hour, $4 mil in the first 24 hours, iirc $11.8 mil by the end of the campaign) that they ended up committing to a full season…then Amazon bought them for 2… This all started as 1 guy’s birthday party game….

3. No prior knowledge is required at all! They are, of course, changing some plot lines, leaving out many details, etc. as they adapt from a 3-year D&D campaign of ~4 hours a week, ~45 weeks a year. But it’s very smoothly done imo. And one of the glorious things about the show is that the core cast are all the original D&D players, because they are all professional voice actors—enhancing the tabletop game and HELLA enhancing the animated show, because they’ve been able to keep a LOT of creative control.

1.5. It IS really cool. I’m very glad that these characters, world, etc. are now available in a much more generally enjoyable medium than 4-hour D&D live plays, which objectively only insane people watch. I hella suggest watching it!

[realitysperception]

A'ight

Me and Spector_Author went to go see Rise of the Beasts and ho boy do we have words on it. Spoilers under the cut below (fair warning it's long).

First off, instead of the regular seats we accidentally bought the 4D tickets. 4D differs from 3d that on top of the glasses and pop-out effects you get smell-o-vision and your chair moves.

So I gotta say, because I have the body mass of a single dried out skeleton, seeing Optimus Primal and Optimus Prime fighting with explosions is a lot more visceral white knuckled gripping the seat handles trying not get launched forward and smash your face on the floor. I was legit bracing myself for every action scene.

But good times were had.

Alright, Spoilers. Spector_Authors writing this one. Fair warning point form because we both had ADHD and pinball from subject to subject.

This is long.

We both liked the pacing of the movie, both Prime and Primal had their character arcs balanced with each other we though, while Mirage and Noah were the backbone arcs.

Mirage was totally meant to be Jazz and we are okay with this.

Little disappointed Nightbird talked, however briefly, but all in she was pretty neat. The glowing double katanas are perfect.

More weapons should glow.

Spent all of the movie not knowing Battletraps name, but love the way he used the tow lines of his alt mode.

We need more alt-mode chases and alt-mode battles like that.

Wheeljack. Look what they did to my mans, they gave him sUsPeNdErS. There was no need for him to have such a drastic redesign, it added nothing to the plot, and in fact took away from continuity with the Bumblebee movie because he had a full fledged good design in that. But maybe they wanted to show new planet, new look, then just augment the old one. He can still have the colour change of white to brown, still have a pair of suspenders and glasses slapped on, a face too? Sure, just have retract his battle mask when he meets up with Prime. The helms fins? They were there, but only for a microsecond or a few frames in the battle scene. The battle scene, why would you bring in the gadget and explosive character if he doesn't use explosions or gadgets??

The battle scene was also pretty amazing. I got chills at "Maximize!" never have I wanted to hear that yelled so badly before. Like damn.

I would have loved a tiny bit more interaction between the Maximals and Autobots, I don't recall hearing Cheetor or Rhinox talk other than the big meet up scene. Even just a passing word in the background, maybe a supporting word on the plan to take down the warp gate, heck even small talk with Stratosphere (I think he's great too)

(Spector_Author) I refuse to gush/rant on the subspace and mass shifting needed for the Mirage suit.

The Gi Joe thing, the Gi Joe thing. Whhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy. When the scene started I thought it was a dumb attempt to tie it to the Bayverse, but then he flipped the car and it was shoved in your face GI JOE. And I get why they did it, relaunch it and see if it works better than the last one, but why did they do it like that. Subtly is the best ways to build hype, when its panning over the laboratory floor with the technicians and mechanics, just have the Joe logo on the wall or something. Let the fans work it out for themselves.

That aside, this means that they have to bring Starscream and Cobra Commander together in a live action film.

More on the pacing of film, we both think they did pretty well at putting quips in the script without it feeling forced. humor wasn't used to break tension every single time, the chosen times used often balanced out with action scenes (Like the underground city part) A lot of the scenes and tropes/themes (Wrong words but idk what else) you could see coming and yes they were a bit corny and campy but in the best way possible. You could see them coming and you were excited for it and cheered when it actually happened.

This visuals were great too, from the settings to the CGI to the costumes with the extras. Just Mmm. The hologram ability was great and very near to my (Spector's) heart, the car chase with it was amazing. And the little scuttle creatures the Scourge releases give the heebie jebbies. The fur effects on the Maximals. Ahhhhhh! And the tumble down the hills in peru? Using the setting for plot devices?

I really like Noah/Mirage dynamic, very Tracks/Raoul and close to my heart, I think it could have been balanced more with showing Elena's talking with either Aziazor or Arcee, I felt like she got shoved to side quite a bit. (I really did like her character and motivation tho)

We had such a good time.

[artisticdemon]

Book Review because I'm Bored (1)

~Heartless by Marissa Meyer 💔

Leave if you don't want any spoilers because I AIN'T holding back.

Ok, you're still here, let's gooooo!

I was drawn in by the cover, the queen's face with the thorns around it, and bought it immediately. An origin story for the Queen of Hearts? Sold! Also, I do that quite a lot, I read the last paragraph and that made me wanna buy it right on the spot.

The story grabbed me and never let me go till the end, the scenes that were introducing the characters were top-notch. I didn't expect the action to be this good, to be honest. When I read that it includes a love story I kinda rolled my eyes a bit because love stories in many books are meh but if they are written properly then yes hit me up. And this one was good.

I was rooting for Catherine and Jest to escape and live their life and I can't count the times that I screamed at Catherine's cowardness and not taking her life into her hands despite her place in society. Someone will say that it wouldn't be easy but she needed to try and fight more! I hate it when people in books and in real life go down like that! Also, her mother can shut the Hell up. QUIET YOU OLD HAG! She was the typical oppressive mother that you want to scream at till your vocal cords bleed and put her in her place and show her that you are not a kid anymore but a person with feelings, needs and dreams.

I could talk about her mother for hours but I need to continue!

The Mad Hatter stole the show for me, his scenes were wild and entertaining and I actually used the scene where Kath asks him to become her business partner for a university project. That's how much I liked it. He was an antihero a bit in my eyes but still meant well and he did nothing wrong! NOTHING! Those pumpkin seeds were planted there by accident! He did nothing wrong! Also as I was reading his parts I could only see him as Undertaker from Black Butler XD I don't know why but it fit somehow XD

ANYWAY!

The secondary characters were fun and interesting too, especially Cheshire but he gets a pass because he is my favourite in general. Cheshire is there for the gossip and helps only when it suits him and this is very clear in the final act of the book.

The Kingdom of Hearts was full of people that wanted to have fun and not take themselves seriously and the King is a prime example of that. He wasn't bad or evil but really out of place. And when you have to deal with a threat, you need to be serious. And so needed the people of the kingdom.

Sir Peter was a scary enemy, the scenes with him and his wife sent chills down my spine because I could feel that these two were up to no good. And I knew his wife was the Jabberwock. I just knew it and it was confirmed when he built a giant pumpkin cage. Like, who are you putting in there Peter? //__-

Also, I didn't really understand how time works in Chess and in the Kingdom of Hearts so I need to read these parts again. But it had a nice touch, I was very anxious at some parts that time would run out. I don't know XD

At some point, Jest suggested a solution to their problem, telling Cath if they do a chess move the war will stop and they could live together in Chess. Yes, they were supposed to do a chess move and that part fried my brain because I don't know chess. I only know the pawns' names. And that's enough.

Now let's talk about the Sisters!

First of all, I loved how the author used the concept of the number 3, Fate and Fates from Greek mythology and the concept we have for Fate and I will share it with you: No matter what you do you will never escape it or change it, you will just stall it for a bit till she finds you again and I loved that! And I'm pretty sure you have heard about the number 3 and its meaning in folklore and myths.

Oh my Ghoul, I couldn't put the book down from chapter 42 till the end. It had gone dark and I loved every second of it, it was a horror movie on its own! When Jest, Catherine and Hatter entered their domain and the Sisters started asking for the heroes to hand them over something till the end in the courthouse I wasn't breathing from the anticipation. I felt trapped in that place too.

The journey and the desperation of Cath to change her fate and her transformation from a girl in love with dreams to a heartless creature was so macabrely beautiful and I didn't expect Jest to die to be honest, I thought he would survive but the pictures the Sisters had drawn were not there just for decoration. But his death should have been more dramatic. Give us the ANGST, HURT/COMFORT Marissa! But I feel like his decapitation was symbolic given the fact that's the Red Queen's choice for the whole series.

The change in Catherine's character it's amazing, she basically says to everyone who was controlling her life that making her the Queen will be the biggest mistake they ever made. And how far she was willing to go to find Peter and bring him to justice. I wanted her to be more cruel and don't hold back the things she wanted to say to everyone after the final battle but she didn't! I was like "Girl! They screwed you over! Scream at them, don't hold back! Make them cry! YOU DON'T HAVE A HEART ANYMORE!". But what ended up happening, in my opinion, was ok.

I visualize everything when I read and this made the experience so much better. I really loved the book and I hope Marissa Meyer writes more fairytale-inspired origin stories because she is so good. And the villain of the story for all of us XD

8 out of 10 black hearts for me 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[surveysonfleek]

1664.

When was the last time you did clay work/pottery? literally 2020, i ordered a clay kit during lockdown and made this weird pen holder lol

Do you like art, hate it or just not mind it? i thoroughly enjoy it. im a sucker for an art gallery. i dont understand ‘all’ art but its still fun to check out

If you had to choose would you prefer dull pain for 12hours or sharp for 2? dull pain

Koala or Kangaroo? koalas are way cuter

Do you know the words to the national anthem of your country? yes

Is your country ruled by a president, prime minister, queen or other? pm

Does blue occur in your national flag? yes

Talking of flags. Do you like football/soccer? If yes, do you play and what position? no... hot take but i think soccer is so boring to watch

Would you rather be a Model, Famous Scientist, Singer or Chef? singer

Would you rather be a pilot, crime scene investigator or estate agent? pilot i think!

Does making others happy really make you feel happy? yes! it certainly makes me feel good, thats for sure

What colour literally doesn’t appear in your wardrobe at all? i think i should at least own one of each colour in my closet bit i guess i rarely wear yellow

Do you actually read the answers others give to your surveys? i dont make surveys

Did you ever swear at a teacher in school? Why? nah

Have you ever pricked your finger on Holly or another ‘sharp’ plant? yea, probably 

Speaking of Holly, do you adore Christmas or does it bug you? i enjoy xmas but i really hate consumerism and the tradition my family and my partner’s family has with giving semi expensive gifts. i feel pressure to have to give them something back just as expensive ugh

Have you ever wrote your own short story? What about a novel? Or perhaps you started and couldn’t finish? only for school

Do you prefer SciFi/Fantasy/Action/Horror or Rom/Com/RealLife? i have a really short attention span so its been awhile since ive sat down and watched a ‘serious’ movie. the most recent movie i watched was a romcom

What do you have a lot of faith in [note: can be anything]? idk sadly

Think of a material thing you want. Name it here (material, made or bought). Would $100/60 be enough for this item? How about $1000/600? i want a new iphone. i think they go for like $1500ish

Would you rather have a big house, a lot of kids or a high flying job? high flying job as long as im happy with it

Have you ever been to a creepy/haunted/abandoned place? What did it look like and what were the circumstances? no, im too much for a scaredy cat to do that What’s your favourite dip? french onion

Chocolate Cookies or Fudge Brownies? brownies

I give you a little baby puppy. What do you name him? oh man, idk. id be spending a lot of time thinking of a name

Is crime a big problem in your area? not really tbh

What’s your town/city most well known for? white people lmao Do you know a Jack? What’s he like? How about a Lisa? What’s she like? i dont know any jacks personally. or lisas haha.

Are most your friends older, younger or the same age as you? theyre all around the same age

Do you subconsciously hang out with those with the same star sign as you or as each other, perhaps due to certain personality traits? haha no

Name 5 objects that you don’t have but would like right now? a new phone, new clothes, a handbag, a new car and more candles. i basically just need an upgrade of everything i currently have

When you have children, would you like twins? my partner wants twins sooooo badly. id be happy to have them but defs fine with one baby too hah Do you know any twins? If so, what are they called? i work with a twin, idk her brother’s name

If you were given the choice to choose your child’s gender, would you? id choose a girl first

What instrument would you love to learn how to play? piano properly

Does the sound of knocking/tapping startle you? yes

What’s the scariest story/urban legend/creepypasta etc you heard? haha i really cant think of any from the top of my head

Do you miss someone currently? yasss

When was the last time you were in hospital? What for? i forgot! which is a good thing

When was the last time you went to the dentist? last year

Do you get along well with your family doctor/your doctor? pretty well. which reminds me, i need to grab a script soon

What personality trait does nearly everyone in your family seem to have? i think were all pretty good listeners

[chill-that-ur-inmyhead]

When was the last time you did clay work/pottery? I'm gonna guess a good 10 years ago. It is really not something I gravitate towards.

Do you like art, hate it or just not mind it? I like art. Modern art loses me a bit.

If you had to choose would you prefer dull pain for 12hours or sharp for 2? dull pain

Koala or Kangaroo? koalas - roos are actually so scary

Do you know the words to the national anthem of your country? yes

Is your country ruled by a president, prime minister, queen or other? pm

Does blue occur in your national flag? yes

Talking of flags. Do you like football/soccer? If yes, do you play and what position? Omg it is literally the Euros atm. England are in the final playing on Sunday and if someone invites me to watch the game I would be so down. However, it is not something I will do of my own accord.

Would you rather be a Model, Famous Scientist, Singer or Chef? singer - to be able to carry a tune would be great

Would you rather be a pilot, crime scene investigator or estate agent? CSI

Does making others happy really make you feel happy? Yes it is a lovely feeling

What colour literally doesn’t appear in your wardrobe at all? Neon colours I suppose

Do you actually read the answers others give to your surveys? I don't make surveys

Did you ever swear at a teacher in school? Why? Nope

Have you ever pricked your finger on Holly or another ‘sharp’ plant? Yes

Speaking of Holly, do you adore Christmas or does it bug you? I do enjoy it. But I think I enjoy the Christmases in the movies more haha

Have you ever wrote your own short story? What about a novel? Or perhaps you started and couldn’t finish? Nope probs just school assignment is the closest

Do you prefer SciFi/Fantasy/Action/Horror or Rom/Com/RealLife? I do like when movies do RealLife stories. I understand the plots have some elements added for the movies but it works on me.

What do you have a lot of faith in [note: can be anything]? That even though my life won't turn out the way I think, it will be better for me in different ways.

Think of a material thing you want. Name it here (material, made or bought). Would $100/60 be enough for this item? How about $1000/600? I do want some new carpet. So probs 1000/600 mark would cover it.

Would you rather have a big house, a lot of kids or a high flying job? Define lots of kids because I'm thinking 3 maximum and I have to be in a well paid job.

Have you ever been to a creepy/haunted/abandoned place? What did it look like and what were the circumstances? Nothing comes to mind and I can't imagine that is my sort of thing anyway.

What’s your favourite dip? BBQ sauce

Chocolate Cookies or Fudge Brownies? brownies

I give you a little baby puppy. What do you name him? Probs Archie

Is crime a big problem in your area? Yes but thankfully I'm not involved

What’s your town/city most well known for? Longest pleasure pier

Do you know a Jack? What’s he like? How about a Lisa? What’s she like? Omg I know two Jacks. Both of them are boyfriends to two of my friends. The first Jack I unfortunately know too much about because my friend tells me about their problems in her relationship and they're kinda horror stories but my friend won't leave (I really wonder what the event or argument will be to get her to leave). I understand she needs to rant but her ranting hasn't left the best impression of her boyfriend.

The second Jack, I have only just met last weekend and SWOON. He is lovely and wonderful to my friend. No notes so far. My friend has found a great companion. It is earlier days but (unlike the above relationship) I hope they go the distance.

I know one Lisa. Used to live across the road and from my narrow perspective had the most kids of anyone I've knew (6 altogether)

Are most your friends older, younger or the same age as you? similar age

Do you subconsciously hang out with those with the same star sign as you or as each other, perhaps due to certain personality traits? Interestingly, the majority of my friends are Pisces but I don't seek them out (I think...)

Name 5 objects that you don’t have but would like right now? Foundation, shoes, perfume, iPad and camera

When you have children, would you like twins? I haven't thought about it as much. It would be a surprise but I am open to it.

Do you know any twins? Yes and quads!!!!

If you were given the choice to choose your child’s gender, would you? I would ideally like two girls and a boy but I know this is subject to change ahah

What instrument would you love to learn how to play? piano

Does the sound of knocking/tapping startle you? Nope

What’s the scariest story/urban legend/creepypasta etc you heard? Ummm I think there was one about the landlord living in the tenants attic.

Do you miss someone currently? Yes but I really shouldn't haha (see below)

Is there something on your mind? Since you asked, yes a lot. It seems I have developed a crush on one of my work colleagues. I must make it clear that this crush is based on me idealising him because I really don't know him and as my friend rightly pointed out, if I got to know him, the crush would probably dissipate. There are already red flags but I can't help I like his face and while there is a chance the crush could be cured, there is also the danger that it grows.

What turned from a silly little crush, in which I thought he thought nothing of me, has now developed into something real and scary. I went to a party for one of my colleagues and another one of my colleagues suggested that me and said crush would be good together. I pointed out the obvious that he is taken and my colleague suggested that is was a rocky taken. Then throughout the night I could see what could be deemed as hints that said crush likes me back. The party was defo a turning point and has me questioning everything. Trying not to lose my head and I think writing it out is helping to try and rationalise it all.

Ironically, I had a meeting with my manager today in which she pointed out that this job is a stepping stone for my career and to not lose sight of that. I can't imagine she knows about my crush but she was so on the nose when she mentioned her daughter's career journey and how it was interrupted by guys. If I take anything away from the story, it is that I don't want my journey to be interrupted by guys, especially taken ones. It was a nice reminder to hear.

When was the last time you were in hospital? What for? Covid jab

When was the last time you went to the dentist? Earlier this year, got another appointment next week

Do you get along well with your family doctor/your doctor? I see whoever is available

[mlmxreader]

Hiya!! How are you doing? How's the holiday going so far? Best be resting that ankle, my sir. Just because you can "walk" on it, that don't mean you should. So please, get plenty of rest, eh.

I'm so sorry for taking so long to send you my thoughts on the latest updates!! It's been a hectic day for sure but I'm so glad that I had a moment to sit down and read these AMAZING pieces.

Ruin Our Friendship

👀👀👀👀👀 OOOOHHOOOO indeed. Baby, I will ruin our friendship so fucking hard right the fuck now. You just give me the time, day, and place.

Tommy takes off his shirt, like the slut he is, right in front of Y/N... my sir you know what you are doing.

Y/N sitting there like: yup, good. Everything looks good and proper but let me just keep ogling you a moment, you know as your friend, because it is of utmost import that I ensure those tattoos and rippling muscles are in prime fucking condition. So please, allow us to conduct our work in a professional manner, thank you.

"Did I do something wrong?" [...]

You shook your head. "You? No. You've always been great, Tommy. Always… it's me."

JSKSHSHSKJSHSK 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭 Stop. No. Stop.

Ahaha *incoherent noises* They just grabbed this man and were like: I know I was the one being like, this'll ruin our friendship but imma just slam you into this bed with me. That sound good, love?

He grunted softly, rutting against you as you copied every movement; his breath was harsh and heavy as he pressed his forehead against the mattress, his lips right by your ear as you moaned his name softly.

Oh my lords, oh my gods, oh fucking fuck shit .... 👁👁 someone get me some water because I am parcccchhhhed!!!

Fucking woof.

Cinema Dates

Bonus points for naming the films and premier outfit Eddie is wearing. Challenge accepted, my good sir, challenge accepted 😈😈!!

👀 A double feature, eh? Wonder what they could be?? Hmmmmm. I haven’t a clue. It really is a thinker, that. Yeah, a real thinker... 🤔🤔🤔

you wore a nice black suit with a olive green shirt and a tie that Eddie had bought you a long time ago that had little flying saucers on it. Eddie, on the other hand, wore a dull pastel pink blazer with matching trousers, a pair of white shoes, and a light pink shirt; he even bought a necklace with your first initial on it that was pink and in the font of the film.

EEEHEHEHEH THAT IS SO FUCKING CHEESY AND CUTE!!! I love it when people dress up for the movies and just have fun with it! Makes it a whole event and I cannot emphasize just how much I love going to the theater and watching a film on the big screen. Just a whole different experience.

That was so good that they were able to have a cute little date night but that Venom had a safe word in case it all became too much. I love that giant symbiote.

"I blame Eddie," Venom said matter of factly. "He's such a Ken."

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, Eddie. What the hell man?! Why did you not paint Venom half pink, eh? The giant symbiote deserves to dress up the same as you!

Venom only ever felt Eddie being content when he was around you. When he had time with you. Venom often felt the same, and when Eddie relaxed, Venom did, too. Their favourite person in the world.

🥹🥹🥹🥹 me feels. Me feels they do be feeling HARD 🖤🩷🖤💛🖤🩷🖤🩶🖤!!!! 🤧🤧🤧🤧😫😫😫😫

Now for my bonus points, mate ... the films: Oppenheimer and Barbie. Eddie's premier look: a one Mr. Canadian actor Ryan Fucking Gosling (and yes, this is his legal name 😂).

All my days, though, Eddie in that look .... is sending me to the ER. Holy hell is he gonna look so bloody cute (and hot) in that suit. The slutty little button pops, exposing his tattoos..... 😶😶😶🫠 And Y/N, bloody A+++ with their fit for sure.

AHAHAHAH!!!! These were both awesome and made me feel giddy for two very different reasons. The first: hot, hot, HOT. The second: unbelievably full and soft, just all around warm and fuzzy 🥰🥰.

Thank you so much, my dear, for writing both of these and sharing your amazing talents with us!! Bloody love your mind, you creative bastard (very lovingly 🫶🏾).

🖤🖤🖤

🐍anon

hi!!! I'm doing well, thank you, I've got my next tattoos booked so I'm happy lmfaooooo I HAVE been resting my ankle! I promise! I just... won't be resting it for the next few days bc I still gotta work lmao but my next day off is when I get my tattoos done, so it'll be fine! I'll have a day of rest then!

that's absolutely okay!!! take as much time as you want/need!! I'll still be here when you get back lmao

Ruin Our Friendship

Tommy taking off his shirt as if he has absolutely no idea that he's been watching and checked out like... suuuuuure you don't, lad.

poor reader's sitting there debating the risks while Tommy acts like it's all fine and dandy 😭

they both took "ruin the friendship" to a whole new level 💀 they just immediately went "nah, fuck it" lmfao

the dry humping..... lads..... hate to break it to y'all, but uhm... that friendship is DEFINITELY ruined lmfao like MASSIVELY. just fuck already.

Cinema Dates

a double feature..... hmmm could be anything ig 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

they're having so much fun w it honestly, like, the coordinated outfits are ONE THING, but the necklace??? the tie??? just brings it all together and makes it more fun. Venom definitely picked out the tie when it originally purchased tho.

ofc they want Venom to feel safe and like he can actually admit it's too much - they ARE a throuple, after all. or a couple + their alien bf. depends how you wanna look at it but either way, all 3 of them are dating lmao

BARBIE VENOM (Barbon? Venbie?), BARBIE VENOM, BARBIE VENOM!!!!

the 3 of them make a fuckin GREAT poly relationship tbf; it's all about that mutual respect and love + having fun. just as Barbie intended.

bonus points: YES, it was Barbenheimer!! I hoped it would be obvious from the black + pink aesthetic dhfkskfkskfks

and YES! IT'S RYAN GOSLING'S PREMIERE LOOK!! even down to the NECKLACE.

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I'm so, so, SO GLAD to hear that you enjoyed them 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 and you're so welcome!!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[surveysand]

one.

When was the last time you did clay work/pottery? middle school, i think? i can't remember if it was middle or elementary school where i last had a pottery unit in art class, lol.

Do you like art, hate it or just not mind it? i love it. i have a yearly membership with my city's art museum.

If you had to choose would you prefer dull pain for 12hours or sharp for 2? dull pain.

Koala or Kangaroo? koala.

Do you know the words to the national anthem of your country? yes.

Is your country ruled by a president, prime minister, queen or other? president.

Does blue occur in your national flag? yes.

Talking of flags. Do you like football/soccer? If yes, do you play and what position? no, just never been my type of thing.

Would you rather be a Model, Famous Scientist, Singer or Chef? famous scientist.

Would you rather be a pilot, crime scene investigator or estate agent? crime scene investigator.

Does making others happy really make you feel happy? absolutely. it's hard to be in a bad mood when i know i've made someone else feel good.

What colour literally doesn’t appear in your wardrobe at all? i have at least one item in every color, but orange is definitely the one least represented.

Do you actually read the answers others give to your surveys? i don't make surveys, just answer them.

Did you ever swear at a teacher in school? Why? no.

Have you ever pricked your finger on Holly or another ‘sharp’ plant? no.

Speaking of Holly, do you adore Christmas or does it bug you? i can get overwhelmed, but it is probably my favorite of the traditional holidays. i'm not religious, but i love winter and the music/food/etc. reminds me of my childhood which i hold very closely.

Have you ever wrote your own short story? What about a novel? Or perhaps you started and couldn’t finish? i've written several short stories for school projects, but never any novels. also, have never started and left anything unfinished.

Do you prefer SciFi/Fantasy/Action/Horror or Rom/Com/RealLife? i am not really a movie person, but i guess real life if i had to choose. the only movies i really watch are documentaries.

What do you have a lot of faith in [note: can be anything]? the true good in people.

Think of a material thing you want. Name it here (material, made or bought). Would $100/60 be enough for this item? How about $1000/600? i would love a desktop computer, but really don't know what brand exactly. i figure it would be at least $1,200, though.

Would you rather have a big house, a lot of kids or a high flying job? high flying job.

Have you ever been to a creepy/haunted/abandoned place? What did it look like and what were the circumstances? yes, i actually recently visited a (supposedly) haunted prison in my city despite having lived here for years and never gone. i went on a tour with my parents for a day together after my college graduation. i didn't think it was too scary despite getting pretty freaked out at paranormal stuff. What’s your favourite dip? french onion.

Chocolate Cookies or Fudge Brownies? brownies.

I give you a little baby puppy. What do you name him? it really would depend on the breed of dog.

Is crime a big problem in your area? not a ginormous problem (it could very easily be much worse), but i live in a very big city. so yes in comparison to other places.

What’s your town/city most well known for? importance in american history and annoying sports fans (which i am unapologetically a part of), lol. Do you know a Jack? What’s he like? How about a Lisa? What’s she like? yes, but neither very well. jack is one of my partner's best friends and lisa is one of my mom's close family friends. they're both nice from the limited interactions i've had with both of them.

Are most your friends older, younger or the same age as you? all the same age, except for one who is two years older than me.

Do you subconsciously hang out with those with the same star sign as you or as each other, perhaps due to certain personality traits? no.

Name 5 objects that you don’t have but would like right now? two bedside tables, a new mattress, a new bedframe, and a dresser. i really need to upgrade my bedroom furniture, lol.

When you have children, would you like twins? i wouldn't be opposed, but it's also not something i yearn for necessarily. Do you know any twins? If so, what are they called? yes, there were three sets of twins that i went to primary/middle/high school with, two sets were in my grade and the other set was in the grade below me. i won't name them fully for personal reasons (i.e., i'm paranoid someone i know would find this, lol), but their initials are as follows: c/c, j/z, and l/l.

If you were given the choice to choose your child’s gender, would you? honestly, yes. i would want a girl first.

What instrument would you love to learn how to play? piano.

Does the sound of knocking/tapping startle you? yes.

What’s the scariest story/urban legend/creepypasta etc you heard? i really don't know. those things i was never really into.

Do you miss someone currently? yes.

When was the last time you were in hospital? What for? a few months ago. i had to get an mri for some head pain i was experiencing.

When was the last time you went to the dentist? middle school, i think (i turn 23 in a few months). my family no longer has dental insurance and i can't afford out-of-pocket, but i know it's bad i haven't gone in so long.

Do you get along well with your family doctor/your doctor? yes, she's very nice.

What personality trait does nearly everyone in your family seem to have? we're all very loud, lol. everyone outside our family is always telling us to quiet down.

[survey--s]

502.

- Past -

Are you happy with your upbringing? Yeah, for the most part. The only thing I’d change is the amount of time I had to spend in childcare, as I never enjoyed it and always felt like I never got a break from school (as my holiday childcare was at school). But as an adult I can see that my parents had to work.

Who was your first best friend? A girl named Lucy. Who was your first love? A boy named Joshua.

Did you ever attend any school dances? Yeah, a few of them.

Did you play any sports growing up? Yeah, I had no choice lol. I went to private schools that were really focused on sports - we did rounders, tennis, athletics, cross-country, hockey, netball and volleyball, as well as non-team sports like trampolining and dance.

Did you have a special blanket when you were younger? I did indeed - I have no idea where it is now though. I think it might be at my parents’ house but I couldn’t be certain.

What movie reminds you of your childhood? The Lion King, Pocahontas, The Land Before Time.

Were you a picky eater as a child? No, I was pretty adventurous. The only foods I remember hating were mushrooms and spinach, as well as anything too spicy.

What’s your favorite memory with a family member? Skiing holidays in Canada with both my parents. I remember getting tonsillitis there once and my parents took it in turns to ski and look after me - I was allowed lots of strawberry ice-cream and my dad bought me a massive, solid chocolate dinosaur to take home lol.

Did you ever have to share a bedroom? No. I mean, I might have done as a newborn but that’s it.

Are there any smells that remind you of the past? Boiled white rice.

Did you play outside or inside as a child? A mixture of both. I never really liked getting dirty but I did have a slide and a paddling pool in the garden as well as a swing-ball set. My dad was quite active and took me bike riding or to play football too. But I liked imaginary games inside too, and also just reading or playing with my toys.

What was your first favorite song? Wannabe by the Spice Girls is the first song that I remember liking properly, but I’m sure I liked other kids stuff before then too.

- Present -

What’s your favorite color to wear? Grey, black, burgundy.

Who is your favorite musical artist? I go through phases, but that the moment, probably Dolly Parton.

Do you have any pets? We do indeed.

If so, how many and what kind? A beagle and three black cats.

Do you live with your parents or on your own? I live with my husband.

Are you in school? Nope.

Do you have a job? Yeah, I run my own business.

If so, do you like it? It’s infinitely better than being employed, but of course it has it’s downsides too. But overall, I wouldn’t swap it for anything.

How often are you on the internet? Mostly all day, everyday.

On average, how much time a day do you spend on your appearance? Including having a shower, maybe thirty minutes.

Do you have any children? No.

Are you in a relationship? Yes.

Are you subscribed to any streaming services? Between us, we have Prime, BritBox, Disney+ and Netflix.

What time do you usually go to sleep and wake up? On weekdays, I normally go to sleep around 11pm-midnight, and wake up around 7am. At weekends I’ll wake up around 9am.

- Future -

Do you have any long-term goals? Not really, I tend to just live life as it happens.

Do you want children? (Or more if you already have any) Nope.

Where would you like to be in your career five years from now? I don’t really plan my future, I just live each day as it comes. You never know what’s around the corner so planning too much just seems a bit silly to me.

Do you think you’ll ever move from the city you’re in? One day, sure.

How do you hope your life will look in 10 years? As long as I’m happy, I’m not really that fussed about anything else.

Do you think you’re heading in that direction? Sure.