#yep this is me 😂

[artemispt]

Shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.

Tagged by @sainzcaleruega @oicawas 💕

Ai Coração - Mimicat

Landmine Blast - Riverside

The Mansion - Conception

My Generation - Limp Bizkit

Sundance (2022 Remaster) - Conception

Friend or Foe? - Riverside

*271 Days - Subsignal

*Bitter Symphony - Sylvan

Feather Moves - Conception

The Alphabet of Me - Haken

Ride on My Bike - Rosalie Cunningham

Misery is Only Company - Voyager

*these are really short, like intros, so I added 2 more songs.

Tagging (like always, feel free to ignore): @safetycarlando @oicawas @ehcahache @interlagosed @cloudiness @underatedwords @cesiumclock @carlando @abushelandablog @kolyarostov and everyone who sees this and wants to do it ❤️

[themeraldee]

I think Homelander would love someone who gets jealous. Not 'i need space to calm down for a bit' jealous but 'i'm gonna either be super clingy or fuck you into the bed for the rest of the night' type of jealous. Because his SO doesn't kill people even if they're chill with it.

But imagine them having a jealous streak and Homelander finding it out because after a while he connects the dots of people flirting with him or Vought pushing a relationships for media purposes to the times his SO is suddenly VERY clingy or is pouncing on him

yes yes YES!! My man's ego is gonna be through the roof. As if it already wasn't. But if it's the kinda jealousy that makes his SO clingy he is SOO gonna indulge in that anytime there's a chance (upon finding out about this in the first place).

With all his previous relationships not caring about him to that degree to finally have someone who literally FIGHTS for his attention? He's smug as hell. Teasing you about it when he figures it out.

"Don't tell me you're jealous." He's biting back a grin, instead cocking his eyebrow.

"How could I not be! She was all over you!"

"It's her job. Madelyn wants her to be my public girlfriend." He keeps riling you up. Especially mentioning the new superhero meaning to act as his new 'girlfriend'.

"Well maybe you should tell Madelyn that it's not happening." You walk him to the couch and he lets you push him down on it. Immediately straddling him. "You..." You start off with fire in your eyes. "Are in a happy committed relationship. It's not fair that I have to see you with other people." You're close enough to nuzzle into his warmth, your face stuffed in between his neck and his collar, inhaling that intoxicating scent of his.

"Mhm you're right it's totally not fair." You feel the rumble of his voice in his throat.

"Stop taking this lightly!" You're already peppering kisses across his neck. Your hips having a mind of their own are already grinding down against him.

You have this intrinsic need to make him smell like you, to touch him and kiss him everywhere you can. If you can't be out there in public with him you'll make sure that he remembers your fingers and lips all over him. Not a part of him that's been untouched by you.

"I'm not. I just love when you get like this." He finally lets himself grin at the needy way you're pushing yourself against him and he couldn't be happier that you want him this bad.

He needs to make you jealous more often.

[cali-kabi]

~ so excited of the Candy Kingdom episode coming in a few days <3🍭🌈🍬woah this is my first tadc art as well ;w;🍭

[evansbby]

As if I don’t have enough WIPs, I just thought of another dark story idea during a super hectic day at work 😭😂

I want to write a story about the modelling industry and how dark and scary it can be. So reader would be starting out as a model, and Ari would be either a photographer or her agent or both. And it would be about how innocent she is and how he’d manipulate her and take advantage of her while she continues to fall in love with him because she can’t see how she’s being manipulated and taken advantage of. In my head, I’m picturing this story to be super dark. I always imagine very, very dark stories in my head but I do tone them down when I write them because I don’t want people to be put off but I don’t want to water this down. And I think people would like it. Just a story about a young, innocent girl who gets taken advantage of by the man she relies on to protect her and guide her through the industry. It would be extremely dark and smutty. And I don’t want to give the rest away but what are you guys thoughts on this?

[ofmd-ann]

Rhys hears Desert Sparrow performing "You Don't Mess Around With Jim" and simply has to join in. This is for you @scorpiostarseed ❤

[hirunoka]

When things get overwhelming, annoying or boring, there is always an easy solution: just cover your eyes with your beanie for a second! 🤘🏻

[meganechan05]

Himeno: *follows Rita to door* who's knocking-?

Rita: shush

Himeno: but-

Rita: *covers her mouth and gently pushes her against the wall* I said shush.

Kaguragi: RITA-DONO!!!!! 😃😃

Himeno: *thinking* Oh... shit 😳

[au-mashup-party]

The Glitchy Anomalies of Xirustale: weakest to strongest!!!

Purple= Not that strong, but still in the top list.

Blue= Decently strong, slightly stronger, meaning they can put up a decent fight and come out alive.

Dark Green= Average (meaning they are not dangerously strong, but they aren’t pathetically weak either)

Light Green= Very strong, and has the potential to be even stronger someday.

Yellow= Super strong, can basically defeat you in one shot. Call for help.

Orange= Unbelievably strong, run as fast as you can.

Red= DANGEROUSLY strong, pray to whoever you believe in. That’s all you need to know.

Names: (from strongest to weakest)

1. Emperor Xirus Corrupto (Triplet and brother of Xelter and Xiro)

2. Xelter Corrupto (Triplet and brother of Xiro and Xirus)

3. Xiro Corrupto (Triplet and brother of Xelter and Xirus)

4. Xina Corrupto (The Triple X’s cousin)

5. Short Circuit (Son of Hacker Error!505)

6. Surivx (Virus with an added “x” spelled backwards and apprentice of Xirus)

7. Zegative (apprentice of Xirus)

8. Glitchforce (stealth guardian of the multiverse)

9. Hacker Error! 505 (Villain loather and father of Short Circuit)

10. Onvipoint!Frisk (glitchy corpse)

11. Wendy Lulu (youngest apprentice of Xirus)

12. Corrupted Chara Doll (just a doll who resembles the first fallen human :3)

[dms-a-jem]

Robert Smith Teen Hotline parody

From MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour

[lisa-and-shadow]

challenge -> you’re starring in a movie with the last fictional person you saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title

I was tagged by the fabulous @fangbangerghoul and dear lord 😅🫠

Zenith! Starring me, and this cunty Adoring Fan from Starfield. (I caught him absolutely SERVING on my starship. Just look at him feeling himself in that corpo suit. Slay.)

Zenith was a bonus track from the Ghost Meliora box set a few years back. It's only just been available on streaming. 🤘

I think most of my Starfield girlies have been tagged so @blackchantilly @metrophor @cuteasamuntin @sonicspocketwrench1 @warlock-enthusiast @ohbeffinitely @displacer-beasts @swindlefingrs please feel free to play if you like. 💜💜

[actualnymph]

it’s so funny when a friend gets a boyfriend and stops talking to you 😭 like damn ok!

[mobblespsycho100]

manipulative whore eyes <33 hes so tism

[ID: A panel from the Dungeon Meshi Manga, chapter 35. Kabru introduces himself to Laios while smiling. Laios glances at him and Toshiro is there too. Kabru says, "Its good to meet you... You're Laios, arent you? My name is Kabru."

Hes saur sillay

[saintedbythestorm]

*rocks up in camp, singing that don't impress me much at Astarion*

[authenticaussie]

I'm trying to pinpoint why I am inherently rubbed the wrong way by a post I saw that was like "oh I can't see genderbend x shipped with canon y" because while normally it's not my jam it's also not something I'm like 🤢 about, and then I clocked that the part I was kicking against was the implication in the last sentence, which was:

"she's too cool for him."

She is the SAME. CHARACTER. When you do a genderbend they should basically be the same character, MAYBE with some societal gender differences from being raised afab or amab depending on how you are genderbending. If an amab version of the character picks his nose then probably the afab version does as well! If the afab version is really obsessed with her looks and presentation and an outward appearance of perfection, then the amab version should ALSO do that (perhaps instead of makeup they get obsessed with presenting traditional masculinity! OR they STILL get obsessed with skincare and clothing etc. it's just all to further masculine presentations instead of feminine! You can have so many options).

And also the weird layer too of, "even though this character has a popular poly ship and a good/fun (in this case, female) love interest, I only ship the two men of the popular polycule."

I don't think this is inherently bad, but when coupled with the concept that a female version of the character would not be shipped with a male version of the character, it paints a very.... specific picture of placing your female characters on a pedestal so you don't actually have to interact with them. An implication that any woman is going to be "too cool" just on the basis of her gender presentation.

[celibibratty]

sean is kinda lame, the dude is called a punk, but the motherfucker don't listen to not even ONE! punk/rock song, sean you're lame😒

[canirove]