#yep DoomGuy

[flynnswife]

Yes oh yes I wanna drown in Flynn’s voice💗😍

[novankenn]

SAW : Episode Four : First Assignment (Jaune-Air)

Four gore coated figures shuffled through the dusty landscape. After having survived, or more to the point instigated a brutally visceral slaughter of vampiric creatures, they were tired, almost dead on thier feet.

Juliet : Like mega-yuck!

Ash: What is it now?

Juliet: Everything is drying and flaking off....

DoomGuy: *Grunt

Juliet: Easy for you to say! It's not falling into your cleavage and making your boobs itchy! Right J?

Jaune: Why are you asking ... (Looks down and sees he's still in his magical garment girl outfit.) Oh yeah, right. The dress.

Ash: Well?

Jaune: I don't know. I don't have any more cleavage than you do! Juliet: It's okay, Jaune... you're just a late bloomer.

Jaune: I'm... too tired for this.

DoomGuy: *Grunt

Ash: Doomy we will get there when we get there. Asking every five minutes is NOT making this go any faster.

DoomGuy: *Grunt

Ash: I'm sorry for snapping, but we just spent hours hacking things to pieces, and I'm not looking forward to another two hours of walking before I can put my feet up and have a little...

The trio watch as Ash reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a little ziplock bag.

Ash: They survived, perfectly. This guys will ease our worries away once we get there.

Juliet: Is that what I think it is?

Ash: Um... what do you think it is?

Juliet: Wackey Tobacey.

Ash: Seriously? Did you just call my premium supply Wackey Tobacey? This here (Shakes the bag for emphasis) is the finest grade of weed I have ever had the pleasure of...

Jaune: Ash, put the dope away. Talk later... walk now.

Doomguy: *Grunt

Everyone stops and turned to look at Jaune who just happens to be hovering a foot above the dust and sand that coated the ground.

Juliet/Ash: You can fly.

Jaune: Yes?

Doomguy: *Grunt

Jaune: There is no way I can...

Ash: Not all three of us at the same time, of course not. But one after the other... that you could do.

Jaune: So instead of walking, you want me to make the same trip, like six times?

Juliet: It would be five, and to be honest, yes. Yes we do.

Jaune: But I'm tired as well.

Doomguy: *Grunt

Jaune: That is not an incentive.

Juliet: I would love to try on Doomy's helmet! It's got to be filled with cool stuff... like WI-FI!

Ash: I'll make you a deal. Fly us and one... (shakes the ziplock baggie)

Juliet: You will NOT corrupt Jaune with your womanizing ways!

Ash: I don't have a comeback for that.

Juliet: Jaune... fly us and I'll wash your back.

Jaune: *Blushing* I.. er...

Doomguy: *Grunt

Ash: Yep, that's an offer no one can refuse.

Jaune: (Shoulders slumping upon realizing he wasn't getting out of this.) Fine. Whose first?

DoomGuy: *Grunt

Ash: Right. Ladies first.

Jaune floated towards Juliet, only to grunt as Juliet basically hopped into his arms, forcing him to carry her bridal style and almost fall backwards to land on his ass.

Juliet: Eyes front sweets.

With a slight bit of struggle, having never flown carrying someone else, Jaune rose into the air and took off in the direction they had been walking. Leaving Ash and Doomguy to follow behind on foot, at least until Jaune returned and picked one of them up.

Juliet: I think this is it... maybe? Could it be?

Jaune: I...

Juliet: You go get the others, I'll check it out!

Jaune weaved in the air as Juliet pushed off him and hopped to the ground. Sighing, he turned about and started back up the path he had followed on the way in.

Juliet: (Moved forward and pries open the partially falling off door) Time for a...

Juliet: ... bath... crap baskets.

She turned to take in the rest of the dilapidated interior. There was no stove, only a fireplace, rotten sheets hung from the ceiling splitting the space into smaller sections, and the bed... was nothing more than a falling apart bed frame.

Juliet: Double crap baskets.

[maguro13-2]

Asuka : Cool stash. Pg-13. You got a nice box full of stuff when it comes to this. Jet Puri hehe, what a weird name for that.

Shinji : That's not anyone's doujins. Those are doujins depicting us in human traffic.

Rei : But ask your mother about it.

*SA1 Knuckles screaming*

Asuka : *realizing* Is this your old man's...DOUJIN STASH?! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Shinji : I told anyone about it and they wouldn't listen.

Asuka : *shivering with fear* Human traffic. The horror.

Rei : Yep. I've seen enough.

(next)

Zenitsu : If you want to know about Nezuko being falsely a victim to humanity's dirty arrogance, then I have no choice...BUT TO BURN THEM TO ASH!!!

Shinobi : Calm down. Calm down. There are a lot of bad people that are way worse than demons, but demons are way more trafficking than humans their selves.

Zenitsu : Yes. Demons are way more meaner than humans, bad men gets what they deserves, and that is why that I am going to CUT OFF THEIR NECKS THOSE HERO-ASSAULTING PSYCHOS!

*Dash Panel+smashing sounds*

Zenitsu : (with Ren's laughter)

Shinobu : Is there a reason why humanity does stupid stuff like this?

Mitsuri : It's because of our country is know to have adultery in the planet.

Shinobi : Well that's dumb. No wonder why men are to stupid to ruin innocent heroes.

Mitsuri : I know, men have the desire to take others' dignities away from us.

(Next)

Stark : I'm telling you man, there is no way that human trafficking is bad.

Himmel : If I was this wouldn't happened if humanity was that dumb! Every men in a fantasy world is a criminal scum, like guys with mohawks, desires to take people's dignities away from others, and even corruption that is human trafficking.

Stark : And that's why everything is in Law. So we promise the girls to tell everyone that human trafficking is bad...?

*Sees a Massacre left by Frieren*

[BGM : Lunchroom Rumble - What a Mess]

Himmel : Oh...How long did she killed them all.

Fern : *shivering with fear* She killed them. She killed them all.

Land : We have no idea she would do something like this.

Fern : Is it because of humanity?

Land : No, but yes... humanity is just foolish when it comes to human trafficking, but human trafficking would never victimized an elf who literally brutalized all those men in a blood bath.

Fern : Then how am I supposed to know.

Medieval Thug : Give me that sweet thine juicy--

Frieren : STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!

*Sound : Crushes Head*

Stark : Oh my God...

Frieren : *breathing angrily* Oh...

Himmel : Did you did all of this?

Frieren : *normally* I sure did.

Himmel : *about throw up+grunt*

*puking sound*

Stark : And now this is why humanity can't have nice things when it comes to arrogance. I wonder what others are doing

(pans)

Serie : This is the last straw I ever seen a human's face! Taking on a virgin elf...is seriously not a good example and I don't even like trafficking. That is too foolish, how foolish of them. Except the part where someone just left a major blood bath.

*Shows a Blood Bath surrounding Serie*

Serie : Ah yes. I did that in check when it comes to rip and tear. Also, the Doomguy was here.

Frieren : What the hell did you just do?

Serie : He helped me on killing all of those men, including thugs. Humanity might have been arrogance race, but their stupidity against pointy-eared beings is not our cup of tea. It's a xenophobic disgrace.

Frieren : Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[astros-draws]

Continuing the doomguy in sky saga! (This is the second one)

Still from the pov of my sky kid, also in sky i go by a few names, so my sky kid is getting refered by different names.

I accept criticism and good roasts!

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After a trip to Eden, more nasty than what i remember, the dreadful task of collecting al wl again presented itself. Or i could just do it next task reset, yea, that would be better.

They are active, I should join them.

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"Hello"

"Hihi"-egi greets, why is she taler than me... oh, it's not a chibi mask.

"Helo"- bleu greets to then continue "so yea, we found this dude who whore entirely green, some kind of.... shell? I dunno, Astro was whit me."

"Yeah, there was a very heavy thingi that we couldn't pick up, but DG could."

"DG??? What does it stand for? It so close to dog." Egi says, and is right, it does sound like dog, didn't think about that.

Bleu says begore i could answer "We don't know, we saw words written on something, and took dose 2, only letters we could recognise."

"Maybe between more sky kids we could learn more about it, where..." egi stops and looks at us "You left it where you found it?"

"Well, it isn't ours, and maybe it is DG's, it wouldn't have been nice." Bleu answers

"But it is in prairie! The island area, we could just go there, You can meet them too!" I exclaim.

While flying there we collected some candles and....

"Yumyum" "onmnom" "tasty tasty candles" "Hmmmmm candle cake" and more expresions of how good and tasty is wax and candles.

"We are here!" We land.

"So where is this DG, do we just say that, or?" Egi said, and Bleu answered "Oh, we can't understand each other"

Egi-"oh... that makes things harder, how about we split up?"

"Yea, that seems reasonable, we search for DG and the weird tablet thingi."

We agree and after dividing the search area we each go on our way.

"Got the tablet!" Said bleu after bit.

"Great!" "Nice"

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"I think i found them" Egi comunicated in chat.

Both I and Bleu flew to Egi.

"Yea thats the guy" "Yep they are, we should aproach"

"Hello!"

Bleu honked, that was loud.

DG turted to look at us and made a small wave, we wave back, then turns back to keep on......

"Oh! A fishing stick" I state, "weird seeing them"

"Yea, it is weird seing them held" egi says.

"Maybe like the ancestors before becoming spirits? They needed food to live, unlike us." Bleu says.

That actually makes sense, we continue talking and doing nonsense for a bit.

"e" "eeee" "eeeEeeeeE".

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"Shouldn't we help?" I say. "It has been a while, and nothing happened."

"You are right, but fishing is an art of patience"

"But it sucks, how long have they been whit out eating? A bit of time, right?" Egi said

"We don't know what most food looks like, nor what is eatable" bleu states.

"We could just pick a fish and give it." I said

After more ideas and some thinking, piking a fish was a good idea and so we went for that, swimming.

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[guernseythecow]

*Joey struggled with the door for a moment, before opening it and walking in; he had indeed brought some for himself.*

Yep!! Its fresh, how could I not?

*He chuckled softly, sitting on the edge of his daughters bed. He offered her a plate, smiling warmly. Any time with Syd was good time, especially with pie in hand.*

I figured we could eat it together while it was fresh; talk some more if you wanted. I know you had that talk with Sunflower and Hayseed.. and that.. Doomguy, visited.

*He sighed a little; the words spoken that visit still shook him a little bit.. Mars being such a dangerous planet made him incredibly anxious, especially since he was aware enough to be thinking about it a lot since then. It was so close to earth!!.. Was no one else worried about that? Did anyone else even know?*

*Joey knocked on Syds door, smiling softy. He wanted to check in on his little girl, and bring her an offering of some fresh baking.*

Sugar bear? I made an apple pie and brought you a piece!!.. If you'd like it, that is. May I come in?

(Syd looked up from messing with her bears.)

Come in! Did you bring some for yourself too?

[zamorakas-the-king-of-ocs]

DLinktober day 31: Costume

@changeling-rin I know exactly what I want to do for this one Kvatch looked around in the town, his guests and brothers gathered around. "I forgot Loredas was the Witches Festival..." He muttered, looking around. Wind looked up. "Witches Festival? What's that?" Kvatch smiled. "Well, it's a day where our fears are mocked and made fun of. Ghosts, Demons, and evil spirits of all kinds are mocked and celebrated with occult practices and festivities of all kinds. Games, festive foods, and all sorts of things are celebrated." He said, scratching at his small beard. "And then the children dress up in all sorts of costumes..." Speck's eyes looked up. "Costumes?" Kvatch nodded. "Yep. Costumes of all shapes and sizes. Why, I bet if we went to any of the cloth shops now, you'd find all sorts of materials for costumes and such." He looked at the younger men, and smiled. "You know what? Why don't we take the week off and build some costumes? For everyone. You never forget your first Witches Festival, I guarantee it.

The younger Link's eyes sparkled with light, and they shot across the town, buying up all the cloth they could get their hands on as Kvatch looked at Doomguy, Dusk, Gen, Sixes, and Heretic, who had stayed behind. "Well, let's get too it. It's common for the adults to dress up too."

Around the time that they finished, they all had various costumes. Wind was dress as a pirate, Dusk as a werewolf, Gen as a Rito from Wind's descriptions and memories, Doomguy as someone he called Batman, Steam as a Goron, Heretic as Akatosh, Mask as Oni, Ocarina as a Wood Elf with some help from Kvatch, Lore as a Zora, The Four as zombies, Red as a Khajit, Green as a Bokoblin, Blue as a Stalfos, Vio as a vampire, Sketch as an artist, Realm as a wizard, Speck as a Minish, Sixes as a stereotypical cowboy, and Kvatch... "Who are you supposed to be again, Kvatch?" Dusk asked, scratching at his werewolf makeup. Kvatch smiled. "Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Mischief, Insanity and Chaos." He said, the mismatched colors of Royal Purple and Crimson split down the middle of his costume and his half-gold, half-silver crown off kilter on his head. He had even put in contacts to match the mad god's heterochromia. Of course, there was no need to tell them that he was to be the next version of that Daedric Prince. Not yet, anyway. And so, the group enjoyed the festivities of the Witches Festival, eating sweets, playing silly games, watching an imitator of Hollowjack run around and scare kids, and enjoying the costumes and tricks that everyone played. Kvatch even joined in an impromptu play that had popped up, his Sheogorath costume and imitation being greatly enjoyed as he narrated the play and used magic to create special effects and play pranks on the actors. It was a good time, all around.

[kirstenonic05]

Quotes from @dremyink06 and I's reacting to Sora getting into Smash at 3am

"Wait, Doomguy?" [Gets it right]

"wHAT-?!"

[Sees its on October 18th] "Happy birthday, you get the new Smash fighter"

"Happy birthday, I get Doomguy"

[Sees the keychain and realises Sora got in]

[Assorted screaming]

[Both screech] "LARXENE!!!"

"Wait, the most voted character wasn't Cloud"

"It wasn't Cloud?"

"It wasnt Cloud! Cloud was a set up!!!"

"WAIT THE ORG GETS IN!!!" (Spoilers: They didn't)

"He's lighter than Toon Link??? How???"

"THAT'S MY KIND OF CHARACTER-"

"CHANGES COLOURS BASED ON GAMES?! I GUESSED IT OH MY GOD"

"YOU GUESSED IT"

"Dream Drop? That's mine-"

"I'm taking Dream Drop as my main"

"Oh"

"KIRSTEN YOU PREDICTED ALL OF THEM"

"HOW-"

"There are 5 spirits.

Sora. Sora. Sora. Sora. And Sora."

"My friend hasn't talked to me in a few minutes"

"I think he died of heart attack"

"He freaked out Sora got in and died of heart attack"

"Chrom! Sora!"

"Oh yeah, that's fun"

"And SEPHIROTH-"

"WAIT THAT'S SONIC'S- I MEAN PIT!!! THAT"S PIT!!!!"

"I don't care if he's bad I'm using him screw you all"

"That's a spike that's a spike that's a-"

"CHROM"

"I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE CHROM GET BULLIED BY SORA"

"Oh no he's gonna have the Cloud problem

He's gonna go up then down immediately"

"Wait that's not his up smash"

"IT'S NOT?!"

"He has all elemental damage what the heck???"

"Yay, now I can stop asking you to get Sephiroth"

"My entire bucket list got completed in a year. How"

"Sonic Blade? It looks so good I'd play that-

[Sees it fake a fall] Wait why can it do that that's op???"

[On moveset] "He's the character I always wanted in Smash, is that bad?"

[Jokingly] "I hate this"

[Sees Sora with a counter] "No. No. NO. NO. WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT-?! oh it's worse than norm- WAIT NO IT'S NOT!!!"

"HOLLOW BASTION

Now change the stage to Radiant Garden. Please. Now change it"

"YOU KNOW HOW WE SAID IT'LL BE STATION OF THE HEART???"

"TERRA?! Wait it's the entire trio good-"

"Is that Saix in the background???"

"That's Terra you idiot"

"Blue Terra looks like Saix"

"OH THE SOUND EFFECT

OOOOOOH"

"Why is his victory theme not Sora though???"

[Reading the songs] "Destati... yep, all there, as you'd expect"

"BRUH WE HAVE MELODY OF MEMORY ON PS4 NOT SWITCH"

"Why is the song Hand in Hand not Sora??? What- OH YOKO"

"CHROM'S SON IS AQUA- I MEAN DAUGHTER!!!"

"It's Steve"

"WHAAAAT?! THE KINGDOM HEARTS GAMES ARE COMING TO SWITCH"

"Axel died- AQUAAAAA"

"I love how they're all Playstation footage that makes it better"

[On the artwork] "Oh my god look at Steve he sticks out every time"

[Screeches] "SANS!"

"Crying, be right back"

"I got ANXIETY because I saw them all die off and they needed the light. Then out came SORA

I was like "Wait is that a keyblade? Wait is that a keybladE THEN I SAW THE KEYCHAIN

AND CLOUD'S LIKE "WAIT HIM THIS CHILD AGAIN?!"

(SORA)'S SO HAPPY"

"He's living"

"This is the purest character they added"

"He's baby"

"Pit was in the background cheering!!!"

"That's his son that's why look at them they're related"

"And that's all. Wow."

"I'm still taking time to process that. It's on my birthday. IT'S ON MY BIRTHDAY. I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT!"

"It's 3am that's why'

[Looking at Riku's Station of the Heart] "MICKEY FUCKING DIED IT'S SORA INSTEAD"

[guernseythecow]

Yep!! Planet themed names this time; she'll be old enough to take home in February!! For now, she's getting the best care she can get.

*Guernsey walks off, but returns with a little bottle. He kneels near Doomguy, lifting one of the little bunnies from the tub. It began thrashing and making popping squeaks fairly quickly.*

Ah! Hungry little lady.. Stretch out your hand? I'll hand her over and show you how to feed her.

*Doomguy knocks on the door to Guernsey's house, eager to meet the bunnies*

@doomed-marine-fn

Mr. Doom!! Hi!!

Come in, come in; I have Mars separated for you already. You gotta remember to be gentle.. these bunnies are literally a day old.

I've got a bottle ready for Mars too!! If you'd like to feed her?

[mariposalass]

Sora’s Time to Shine

Summary: Mari is already not putting too much expectations going into watching the Final Smash Presentation when someone close to her besides Kirby and Edelgard’s beloved Professor pops out of nowhere in said Presentation. All hell breaks loose (but in a good way).

Setting: Mari and co.’s house in Daly City, California; October 5, 2021

Notes: I was pretty behind in seeing the reveal since I was pretty tired when it came out and I had to check a friend’s post on Plurk to make sure that it was not all for the jokes before watching it on Gamespot and writing this story down. And yes, the Byleth in my S/I verse is the female version in case anyone is curious. And yes, it took me until around 8 AM to write this up. Featuring Luther Vandross. Here is an ask I made on Sora’ behest during a F/O takeover long before he got confirmed recently. #SakuraiHasReachedtheImpossibleDream #Sora4Smash

Tags: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Super Smash Bros., Swift Keyblader, Smash Reveal, Sakurai has reached the impossible dream!, Sora for Smash, #Sora4Smash

“Hurry Mari, you’re about to miss it!” Kairi is dragging me out onto the sofa to see the final Smash Ultimate Presentation on the living room pretty early before plopping ourselves onto the sofa.

“Look, Kairi, guys. I hate to be a party pooper, but I have no clue about who could it be,” I try to be realistic in my views.

“Well, at this point, my beloved, it could be anybody from the video game world,” my dear Philip chimes in while trying to reassure me, “Besides, as soon as it is done, we shall try to reply back to this non Smash invitation that El had found in the mail today.”

“Huh, is that correct, El dear?” I asked my regal adopted daughter for confirmation.

“Why yes of course, Mother,” she replies as she passes me the invitation, “I believe that a friend of yours has sent us one, but I didn’t want to open it immediately since this is addressed to you.”

“Okay then, I will get to read it and reply back once the Presentation is over and see who gets to fight with Kirby and Professor Byleth,” I smiled back at her.

“I couldn’t believe that there was a leak that just came out before this Presentation video and it is about music. Who was that dense enough to do it at a time like this?” Riku mumbles as he gets the video streaming on the Nintendo Direct page in his laptop.

“You know, Riku, sometimes people can act very idiotic at times, so there isn’t much we can do besides ignoring and avoiding that as much as possible,” Harry sighs as he is bottle feeding and gently rocking Serena as she had cried a while ago to be bottle fed.

“Guys, have you guys seen Sora lately?” Issa asks us while carrying Chris in her arms, “I haven’t seen him in the last few days. He didn’t even reply back to either my or Kairi’s texts and calls. Do you think he’s off to visit Jack and Sally in Halloween Town? It’s nearing Halloween soon.”

“That’s really a good question, Issa,” Ahk agrees, “I had given up trying to find him by calling over on the phone since last Thursday. All I have gotten from it were many ‘The subscriber could not be reached’ messages.”

Even Riku and Kairi are in a loss for words as they turn to each other and wonder what is up with our friend lately. Did he just went poof without us knowing? Kirby always informs us through his many Poyos that he would have to head off to Smash whenever a new tourney starts or a newcomer arrives and Edelgard’s class often gets shorter class schedules or early dismissals whenever Professor Blyeth gets to fight in Smash: she is the professor handling the Black Eagles class. Sometimes even El, Petra and Dorothea along with a few others (and yes, that includes the Gatekeeper) would come over to Smash to spectate from the sidelines and support their beloved Professor.

There is a long silence when the Nintendo Switch title card plays in the laptop and Karina directs us all to watch the screen to see many clips featuring many Smashers in the current tournament before it transitions to Sakurai-san in the studio explaining about the video as well as showcasing the Mii Fighter costumes.

“Hey look, Isabelle the Dog’s demon slaying friend from Bethesda is now coming to Smash to rip and tear up the competition!” Moana screams when the Doomguy Mii Gunner costume appears.

“Good for him; I know that many fans really did want him to be in Smash, though the costume is a nice addition,” Issa agrees. “That now makes three Bethesda franchises represented in the costumes.”

“Even the Octolings and Judd the Cat got hats based on them too,” I chime in as well.

“Oh hey, guys! Sakarui’s about to reveal the last fighter for the Second Fighter’s Pass, so keep down it and don’t expect too much,” Karina informs as Sakurai transitions to the main event and we all stay silent and stay glued to our seats.

The screen turns black before the usual Smash logo opening shows up, but instead of the usual zoom in, it then turns into a flaming Smash logo with all the Smashers up until Kazuya Mishima (yeah, the guy who tried to drop Kirby off a cliff) looking at it and covered in the shadows. Did MH decided to get them to show up in there and meet the last fighter in the dark? Probably, I bet that he might be keeping it as a surprise and possibly even conserving electricity at the same time. Then cut to Inkling Girl looking in awe with the Smash logo reflecting onto her pupils as a nice ode to the first reveal trailer for the game/tourney, I honestly love this shot.

Wait a minute, the logo turns into stars and the next scene shows everyone frozen in place as toy-like ambiios?!? How is it even possible? Well, it does certainly confirmed once again that the video game version of the tourney is set in a world of make believe after all. I could swear that a lot of people crying their eyes out as they are watching this. It looks like this is the end of one great video game series about mascots fighting among each other. Or is it? Because the camera is aiming at Mario as if he looks like he’s trying to take a nap while standing up.

Riku then proceeds to mumble some words to me incoherently that something big is coming the moment Mario wakes up to see a glowing light to see the last remaining flame glowing on the floor, which I do agree with him. Suspicious right? Oh God, Mario no! Please don’t touch the fire for everyone’s sanity. Wait, hold on a second: that isn’t not just fire that he just grabbed on and then tossed it into the sky like a boomerang: the mystery object looks like a Keyblade and there’s that Mickey keychain! Yep, that’s a Keyblade alright. Could it be...

I could recognize that beam of light that Keyblades often produce whenever they lock and unlock Keyholes to other worlds, so does everyone in the room. Riku and Kairi hugged onto each other as if we’re about to brace for an emergency (Karina and Moana also did the same), Ahk stares at the screen to see if he’s not imagining things all the sudden, Issa has her mouth drop in shock, Chris and Serena didn’t cry throughout this entire presentation, Harry gasps and nearly drops Serena’s bottle, Philip turns to me for answers while Edelgard begins to sweatdrop in concern.

No words are exchanged as the light grows and shines brighter before it proceeds to shoot itself away from the Keyblade to reveal a Keyhole on another part of the room. It then glows bright within as the camera switches back to the rest of frozen Smashers as the light begins to fill the room and revives Link, Cloud, Incineroar and Mewtwo as they all gawk at it as it reveals something from the World of Light with the orchestral rendition of Simple and Clean playing in the background. And that’s when it hits us right at the gut: the familiar spiky brown hair poking out from that Keyhole.

“What!?!” Kairi shouts as the Keyhole ‘spits’ out Sora from the World of Light.

“H-h-he actually got in, for real?” Riku squeaks up.

“Oh my…” I gasp in pure shock as we watch the whole thing played out.

“Sakarui finally did it?” Issa adds in to the discussion.

“Well, it’s about time that they managed to get his darn behind into the tourney,” Karina seconds in.

Soon enough, Sora finally wakes up from his nappy time and takes notes from Peter Pan and Tinkerbell as he flies around, sprinkling fairy dust all over the other Smashers, before landing on the floor and the Keyblade flying back to his hand.

“Damn it, Sora!” I scream as the splash screen pops in.

“Kai, your boy has finally made it big time!” Moana shakes Kairi in congratulation rather rapidly that it nearly gives my lil sis a dizzying spell.

“Moana, please don’t make Kairi that dizzy,” Harry had to tell her that.

“Whoops! Sorry Kairi,” she apologizes to her which she accepts.

So with that, we switch back to Sakurai going in depth with Sora’s moveset after he discussed about the Kingdom Hearts games and world. And he has gotten 4 costume changes, man Sora, that’s a big wardrobe you’re bringing in, oh wait, he even got the Timeless River costume too. That makes it 5 then.

“Oh gods, Sakurai is making us suffer by watching Sakurai using Sora to beat up everyone,” Ahk tells us as the Sora moveset showcase begins.

“No kidding,” Harry muses as we see Sora beating everyone in Battlefield.

“Whoa, they went for Sealing the Keyhole instead of having Trinity Force with Donald and Goofy? What a bummer,” Karina bemoans in dismay.

“Well, you know modern Disney: too overprotective of their IPs,” Philip reminds her.

“Oh new stage, what could it be?” Riku gleefully chimes in before they reveal Hollow Bastion as the stage, “Whoa, Hollow Bastion. I never thought that you will return again.”

Then the stage changes into Dive to the Heart and it had Riku and Kairi in the stained glass in one, Riku being the main focus of the second one, Roxas in the middle of the third, Xion in the fourth, Terra for the fifth, a sleepy Ven in the sixth, and Aqua’s in the seventh.

“Pretty!” I complimented the look of each stained glass.

“Quite impressive I will admit,” El agrees with me too.

Then Sakurai begins a playthrough with Sora facing Cloud and Sephiroth in Hollow Bastion, for a while, we all thought that he’s going to be a goner with Cloud and Sephiroth beating him up in the Stamina match but then the tides begin to turn in his favor after Sephy lost his full stock and with Sora having to take down Cloud next. When he did, the scene begins to go into a slow white fade out with a Game!

“Alright! Sora did it! He defeated both Cloud and mean old Sephy,” Riku cheers on.

“Woo! Go Sora!” me, Kairi, Moana, and Karina screams aloud.

“That was brilliant!” Harry agrees before he turns to Serena, “Did you hear? Uncle Sora managed to defeat two opponents in a Smash Ultimate playthrough.”

“9 songs is better than nothing at all,” Issa observes, “It would be a licensing nightmare to talk to Disney if they can borrow a couple of songs from them and they straight up refuse to assist, oh well. Oooh, a Dearly Beloved Swing arrangement, nice! I better get that save file on the Switch prompto!”

“And check out that Spirit Board: Aunt Kairi has a Spirit of herself,” Edelgard informs us as the Spirit Board for KH is revealed.

“Oh gee, never thought that it could ever happen, but thanks,” she blushes.

“Hey, I got one as well, same with Axel, Xion, Roxas, Aqua, Terra and Ven,” Riku joins in, “Marina is so going to be happy to see her boyfriend as a Spirit. She will probably try to get him real soon.”

“You bet it right, Riku, you bet it right,” I nod and agree with that last statement.

“Oh hey, he’s going to be ready within a few weeks’ time,” Karina speaks up, “Neat! The roster is now complete.”

“Even Steve and Alex have amiibos of themselves being made, that’s even more wonderful,” Ahk takes note of it, “I’m pretty sure that Sora will have one of his own along with Pyra, Mythra, that jerk who tried to threw Kirby off a cliff, and even Sephiroth soon.”

“WHAT?!? Kingdom Hearts are coming to the Switch too!?!” I am surprised to hear the news as Sakurai reveals this new information, that is so mind-blowing.

When it fades to black then to the Ultimate mural, the camera then goes for the space between Ganondorf and Dark Samus to fill in Sora’s spot before panning back. Man, this Presentation is long and is finally ending, thank God; it must be tiring to sit down and watch a nearly hour long video as Sakurai showcases the screenshots he has made and showed off in Twitter. Man, so many memories and montages. And the achievements, wow, that is a lot of them, it will be a game feat that I don’t think it will be broken for a long time.

Man, I will miss the presentations and Sakurai’s corny jokes for sure. I wish him a nice deserving break from all the game development for sure as he gives thanks to everyone from the devs to the players to the people prompting the game and ends it off with a heartfelt goodbye as it fades to back into the full reveal trailer.

“Oh gee, I’m going to miss the Smash Presentations,” Kairi sighs, “I can’t believe that we’re coming to an end.”

“Man, it’s finally over,” Riku gasps in remark as the full trailer plays out, “I don’t think that there will be a game like Ultimate for a very long time. That’s for certain.”

“I agree, Riku. It’s to going to be a tough act to follow up on,” I add in before I look up at the ceiling and murmur some words, “It’s been a long time coming, Sora. You truly deserve that last spot, you really do. Have fun in the tourney and Smash Mansion, buddy.”

Sora is Finally Here!

The End

[pikkish]

Something about your linework and faces. It's rugged, but in a pleasing way. Like a mountain? Words are hard nshsnshanba

This is a lie; we all know Doomguy is incapable of smiling this nicely. Thanks haha! Considering the subject matter (doomguy) I think "rough, but nice all the same" is a pretty good fit for a style!

[vampire-ghoul]

No one"

Me " Me imagining Eddie and Cindy playing on Nintendo switch like doomguy and isabelle, also christmas heck yep

[bakaiju]

DOOM Slayer is DOOM Guy

Hearing the Doom SLayer speak was a nice surprise. And yep, he is OG Doomguy. 

 Also that boss fight against the Gladiator was freaking amazing 

[chapter-17]

The end of Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods Part 1 is making me reconsider the context behind the old games. Spoiler talk going forward!

(Doomguy killing the shit out of demons all across Phobos)

Demon 1: Man we haven’t gotten our asses kicked this hard by one guy since... since... wait... he looks exactly like... did our Dark Lord escape the Sanctuary?!

Demon 2: He must have! No single human could do this! This is amazing, we’re taking more planets back home AND we found the boss!

Demon 1: And he is just SHREDDING us too! Good ol’ boss as mean as ever! We gotta get him back home!

(Doomguy is teleported from the Phobos Anomaly to the Deimos Anomaly)

Demons: Welcome home boss!

(FUCKING HORRIBLE DEMON DEATH)

Demons: YEP that’s him, that’s gotta be him! Someone go get his Demonic Crucible, the Hell Guardians will be overjoyed!

(Doomguy keeps killing demons across Deimos and no demon thinks anything’s amiss since their Dark Lord would slaughter them for fun in times long past to purge the weak from their ranks)

Tyrant: (Acting as Tower of Babel foreman) Wow! The boss is back! What an honor! As you can see despite only having these Lost Souls as a crew we should have this soul factory up and running for the coming Earth invasion only slightly behind schedu-

(THE TOWER IS VIOLENTLY DESTROYED)

Demon 1: ... DON’T get him the Crucible.

Demon 2: At least he couldn’t possibly get in the way of the portal being made by our local Aranea Imperatrix- WHY IS HE REPELLING TO THE SURFACE NOW?!

[pmiller1]

Ren: Hey, guys. I'm back.

Yoshizawa: Been to your Smash fight club?

Morgana: In away, Yeah.

Ren: We came just rope to new fighter that join the roster. Me, Hero, Banjo, Kazooie and Terry had a five on five match.

Ann: Wait! The 5th fighter is out?!

Futaba: Who are they? Come on Joker tell us? Is it Dante From Devil May Cry?!

Ann: Please tell me is Sora from Kingdom Heart!

Ryuji: Doomguy! It doomguy isn't it?

Yusuke: Is it Frisk the Human from Undertale?

Haru: Or it Steve from Minecraft?

Makoto: Guys. Let Ren speck here. Come on, Who the last fighter?

Ren: Well it none of them... It em...

Morgana: Byleth from Fire Emblem: Three Houses.

...

Yoshizawa: Oh that was unexpected.

Ryuji: Are you shitting me? Another Fire Emblem Character?!

Futaba: Don't we had enough swordfighter already? Swordfighter are boring.

Yusuke: I'm right here.

Futaba: My point still stand Inari.

Ann: Oh man, I so wanna it be Sora.

Futaba: Well I didn't think he would be in, given Hero from Dragon Quest already taken the part of Square Enix DLC Guest fighter.

Ann: I can dream you know.

Yoshizawa: Isn't Sora also a Sword user? I mean keyblade is a Key-Sword.

Ann: It isn't a Key-Sword Violet! It magical and be other kind of weapon in 3rd title game.

Ren: If it make you feel better. Byleth does come with lance, axe and bow, along with their Sword.

Futaba: Wait, you tell me there using the Three House Leader Weapons.

Yoshizawa: Well that is something new, I gotta say.

Futaba: Please tell me there come with Color of them too.

Makoto: Male, Female, Dimitri, Aymr Failnaught, and Sothis colored too.

Futaba: Awesome!

Ren: Actually, The stage I been with for Byleth at the Garreg Mach Monastery had them charing on the side, like we minus Violet had with Mementos.

Yoshizawa: Still holding out for that.

Futaba: Wait, You been to Garreg Mach Monastery, there the gateguards there too?

Ren: Yes...?

Futaba: Ohhhh I can't hold in the hype here!

Ann: Still... It wasn't what we hope for...

Ren: Don't worry guys. I sure the Next Six Fighter will be one of those Character.

PT: Six More Fighter?

Makoto: You mean the 2nd pass with had six intsead?

Ren: Yep and the Mii Outfit is Link in some Ancient Armor.

Ryuji: Sick yo.

Haru: Spiking off, are there more Mii Costumes.

Ren: Oh yeah, Altaïr, a Rabbid headgear, Megaman X and E.X.E. and Cuphead.

PT: Wait! That mean that Cuphead is in Smash!!

Morgana: Here we go again.

[g1addy]

Anytime I said Doomguy was hot she would say "yep but you chose to play the game with the gay cat".

[hjazysol]

Kill It!

Bowser was chilling reading a newspaper wearing reading glasses drinking some tea. Then Bowser Jr came in.

Bowser Jr: Uh papa can you come in here.

Bowser: What's up Jr?

Bowser Jr takes his papa up to his room and pointed to what he was focused on. Then....

Bowser: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

-----

Doomguy: So as you know the mansion has been infiltrated by the gretest demon of them all. The Speidor even the smallest bite from arachnus deathicus can cause instant paralysis.

The spider finds it's way onto Doomguy's visor.

Doomguy: Ah!

DK slaps his face. The spider moved. It began to crawl into The Inkling girls' room. They all burst out the room.

Trixxsy: Every Inkling for themselves.

Sasha: Disgusting it so crooked looking.

Cami: Kill it 3. Kill it.

Agent 3 stampting her foot: I am trying it just won't die.

Spider: *Hiss*

Agent 3: It hissed at me! Screw this.

Trixxsy: Where are you going.

Agent 3: I'm getting Samus. What the? There's a note on her door.

Samus on note: Dear friends Ridley and I have gone out as last night while partying we accidentally broke one of his musical instruments so we've gone to get another. I have also brought Kirby and Meta Knight along. P.S. Don't burn the mansion down while I'm gone.

Agent 3: Samus is absent!

Lucas: What does that mean?

Pichu: We're all gonna die!

Everyone starts panicking.

DK: Everyone please calm down just do what I do with all my problems.

Link: What's that?

DK: Punch it!

Everyone: Yeah!

Everyone began running around punching holes in every wall, ceiling and floor just to find and kill the spider. It evaded all their attacks and then it went onto Pirahna Plant.

Joker: Buddy. Now's your chance. Kill It.

Pirahna Plant looks at the spider.

Pirahna Plant: Nah.

Everyone: What that thing is a menace.

Pirahna Plant: Come on guys it's nature it is important to keep it alive.

Wario: He isn't wrong.

Fox: Yeah. Fine we understand.

Pirahna Plant: Yep and you guys know what happens to creatures in nature.

Spike uses sign language.

Specs: Um. They live long healthy lives like us, Spike says.

Pirahna Plant: Yep and also. *Snap* This happens in nature.

Pirahna Plant had eaten the spider.

Lucina: That.

Leaf: Was.

Zelda: Gross.

Pirahna Plant: Come on it's natural.

Everyone begins to feel sick.

-----

Samus: We are ba- What happened!?

Samus, Ridley, Kirby and Meta Knight came to see that the entire mansion had holes in it checkered with fist marks all over the place. Except for Dedede's room which had a Do Not Disturb sign on it since he was sleeping.

Samus enraged: WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU IMBECILES DONE!

Everyone: There was a spider.

Samus enraged: A spider. A SPIDER MADE YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO PUNCH HOLES IN PLACES. WHERE IS IT NOW.

Pit: Pirahna Plant ate it.

Samus: See at least he sorted it calmly. No wonder people get salty so easily.

Isabelle: It was gross.

Samus: I'm part bird I find it okay. Either way your all grounded.

Everyone: Oh come on.

Samus: No buts. You brought this on yourselves.

Samus continues ranting and Doomguy, no longer unconscious, is just staring, infatuated.

Doomguy: God I love this woman.