#yeehaw 🤠

[biscylbenzene]

her opps done put her in a pool of petroleum oil :(

my contribution to the miku twitter trend but the culture in question is just shitty midwest canadian cowboy (alberta)

[chevrolangels]

dean retires and opens up this store

[notevengab]

ily july <3

[talktonytome]

couldn’t stop thinking about this and had to write a little something

They’re standing at the bar waiting for their drinks when Buck suddenly crowds into Tommy’s space, sliding a leg between his thighs, as he leans in really close. He knows Tommy’s expecting a kiss, lips hovering only milliliters from his. He leans forward to close the distance, but Buck’s quicker. He swipes Tommy’s Stetson and pulls back abruptly in one smooth move, laughing at his outrage.

“Evan,” Tommy pouts. “That’s not playing fair, baby.” He hooks one finger in each of Buck’s front belt loops and pulls him back in, just as Buck sets the sleek black hat on his own head. He’d gone without one just for this moment.

“Hey Tommy?” He grins, tilting his head while biting his lip for maximum effect. “Do you know about the hat rule?”

“Hat rule?” Tommy frowns, adorably confused— clearly not expecting a fun fact, instead of the kiss he’d been cruelly denied.

“Oh, I think you’d find it very interesting,” Buck tells him, skimming his fingers down one of Tommy’s biceps. He feels the muscles twitch beneath his hand and it makes him shiver.

Tommy doesn’t hesitate to take the upper hand, seeing how affected Buck is. He purposefully flexes his arm and smirks when Buck’s face flushes. “Is that right?” He circles Buck’s wrist and keeps his hand there. “Well don’t keep me in suspense, you know I’m an eager student.” Buck’s mind flashes to memories of such fun nights, echoes of sir making heat pool in his gut.

God, he was so easy for Tommy, but he can’t let himself get derailed. He has a purpose tonight, after all. “There’s a saying, you see,” he uses his free hand to grip Tommy’s waist and leans in so his lips are almost kissing Tommy’s ear. “Wear the hat, ride the cowboy,” he whispers, voice pitched low and promising. Tommy shudders beneath him and Buck smiles in triumph.

Then, Tommy’s gently pushing him back. “Oh. Huh,” is all he says, brows furrowed.

And that- this is not the reaction Buck was expecting. “What huh?”

“That explains it.”

Buck is so confused right now. “Explains what?”

“When you went to the bathroom, uh, this guy came over and tried to take my hat,” Tommy explains. “I thought he was just a weird kind of thief or something,” he shrugs.

Look, Buck will be the first to admit he can get jealous, he told Tommy as much before they even kissed. “Who did what?” He scowls, looking around the bar, trying to pick out who it could be. His eyes zero in on some bland blonde guy who had made eyes at Tommy the minute they walked in. Clearly, he skips leg day because he could never fill those jeans and-

His spiraling is cut off by Tommy shaking with laughter. He grips Buck’s jaw, slotting a thumb on his chin and smiles, all smug about it. “Evan, stop trying to set that guy on fire with your mind,” he teasingly admonishes. “There was no guy,” he admits. “You’re just so cute when you get all murder-scowly, I couldn’t resist riling you up a little. Also, of course I know about the hat rule,” he adds.

Buck speed runs being offended, endeared, and then pouty over his failed attempt. “Y-you knew? Then why did you act like you didn’t?”

“Because, Evan. I like it when you flirt with me. I like that you do these kinds of things to put the moves on me. Why do you think I didn’t mention your lack of hat tonight, even though it was your idea to dress up and come here? Mr. Clipboard not being prepared? I saw your Stetson stashed in the back of our closet,” he says, grinning.

Bucks groans, a little embarrassed, but also impossibly fond of the way Tommy knows him and sees him. “Teased by my own boyfriend, wow,” he exhales. “When I’m wearing my best jeans, no less!”

“Aw come on, you know I love you,” Tommy kisses his lips in apology, hand still holding his face. “And believe me, I noticed the jeans,” he whispers darkly, eyes traveling up and down Buck’s body. “In fact, I’ll show you just how appreciative I am,” he promises, sliding a hand down to lightly grope Buck’s ass.

“Hmm, I’m not sure you’ve earned it, cowboy,” Buck shoots him a challenging look. Yeah, he can tease, too.

“Hey, now! You wore the hat, now you gotta ride the cowboy,” Tommy winks. “Rules are rules, Buckley, and you’re such a stickler for those.”

“Well when you put it that way…” Buck grins.

“I do,” Tommy nods vehemently.

They’re interrupted by the bartender setting down the tequila shots Buck had ordered for them. He reluctantly pulls away from Tommy to take one and hands the other to him. Eyes stay glued to each other while they throw them back.

Buck’s transfixed by the bob of Tommy’s throat as he swallows. In turn, Tommy tracks the way Buck’s mouth sucks the wedge of lime and the, frankly, obscene manner in which his tongue flicks out to lick the salt from the rim. Yeah, they’re not saying for another drink.

They slam down the empty shot glasses, and Tommy has the same idea because suddenly, he’s throwing several bills onto the bar and sliding his hand to tangle with Buck’s. He mutters something about an Uber and leads them away from the bar, easily cutting space for them through the crowd.

“Alright well, giddy up, cowboy,” Buck half-shouts, squeezing his hand. They both dissolve into giggles as they walk out through the exit and step into the night air.

[zhinchino]

Yeehaw!!!!!! 😁💥💥💥💥💥💥

Based on the one and only cowboy outfit 🙀🙀🙀🙀

[live-laugh-love-josh-hutcherson]

i want this to be peter and wade so bad

[tkachuktkaching]

Matthew and Keith Tkachuk on the dad's trip 2024

[leclecsposts16]

Amongst all this chaos, i realised that ollie changed his pfp to this lmao 😭😭

He was really feeling the vibe 😂

[mannap]

I am unwell because OH MY GOD😳

[thelovelybitten]

I don’t know anything about gravity falls yet somehow dipcifica keeps coming on my fyp and in my recommended content.

I don’t know who they are or what they’re like but….how do I get on the ship ??? they have a grip on me and I know jack shit abt them

[batsycline69]

Your mind.... I want cowboy Jason to put his hat on my head

oh you know he would

he’d take his hat off and drop it down on top of your head with a little smirk, nudging your head up to get a better look at you. his small grin would grow into one of his dazzling smiles.

[jarofalicesgrunge]

Mike Starr the farmer 🤠<3

📸:by John Starr

[jimmyspades]

Save a horse ride a cowboy

[sweetcircuits]

I saw a panel of cowboy Tails from a Sonic comic and was possessed by the need to draw it as cowboy Sparx so here we are, yeehaw

og panel under the cut:

[gagad]

HBD triplets

Who would 😍 believed that these three angels would be worse than Hitler when they grew up?🤡