#yee haw of you

[citysvg1]

You Just Yee'd Your Last Haw Svg

[spectersgf]

dating tyler owens <3

[junodoom]

my third prompt for the SVSSS gatcha for gaza event! in the end it raised over $18k. actually unhinged, scummies are too powerful

this cowboy binghe was requested by @ macdotexe on twitter!

[mysunshinetemptress]

“Howdy”

*You look at Leah eyebrows raised slightly silently questioning why she’s wearing a cowboy hat painted in Arsenal colours

*Leah smiles brightly

“I think it might be better than yours.”

*You laugh

“Whatever helps you sleep at night darlin”

*Leah points to her hat

“Eh excuse me it so is, it’s an Arsenal cowboy hat, with my name on it”

“And that makes it better then mine”

“Eh yeah.”

*You smile

“Mine has my name on it to just on the underside not all flashy on the back”

*Leah rolls her eyes

“Will you put it on for a photo.”

*You shake your head

“Why would I put that thing on my head when I got this fine hat on it already.”

*Leah wraps her hands around your waist

“Because Tex, you love me.”

*You look at her questionably

“Do I ?”

*Leah holds your waist with one hand as her other try’s to take that hat off your head

“Come on baby for me”

*You try to fight her off, eventually you poke her in the side causing her to let go

*You make a run for it

“Oye get back here.”

*Leah tares off after you, eventually wrestling you to the ground as you laugh

“Ok now smile for the camera and can you say Yeehaw with your accent”

*You stare blankly ahead watching Leah adjust your hat on her head

“Tex please”

*You sigh and in a monotone voice with a straight face you look at the camera Arsenals social media team are holding

“Yee mother fucken haw”

[isbergillustration]

Crowboy

[bigfatbreak]

YOU GOT IT LETS HEAR A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!

[luci4theminorannoyance]

konig hc’s for plus sized reader:

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a/n: I don’t usually write headcannons for specific body-types cuz I want all people to enjoy what I write BUT since Konigs VA is a massive jerk and projects onto his character in the worst ways, I’ve decided to write this

-this man loves, no ADORES using your lap and tighs as a pillow, his large hands wrapping around your waist and cuddling up softly

-would, should, and does spend hours complementing you in the mirror. Every last detail catches his eyes and makes him like a big love-sick puppy

-“more places to kiss” is his all time favorite cheesy response when you tell him that you feel self-conscious about your weight

-would spend days just picking you up and cuddling you everywhere he went if he could cuz he has missions he sadly can’t

-most lovesick, heart shattering, sad puppy dog eyes whenever you say something bad about yourself. He couldn’t let his schatz think of themselves that way!!

-the most side eye he has ever given to someone was one of his teammates when they commented on someone else’s weight. Especially if it was yours

-my man’s would PUNCH his VA if he ever met him. Square in the face with a knee-kick square in the junk

-can easily pick you up over his shoulder CUZ HES FRICKING HUGE. Don’t deny that he could. >:/

[chick-it-out]

yeehaw

[skunkox]

I think maybe enough time has passed where I can talk about it openly. Sam's BA, but nothing NSFW.

Theres a point where Sam goes in to sniff at Darlin's neck. For two seconds I'm pulled out of the audio and all I see is this.

[chimeramoth]

wanna try something

the first 100 people to reblog this pot will get a random fun question off the top of my head in their ask box :)

[in-my-loki-feels]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Thank you @kcscribbler @lokimobius @elodiah for the tags!

I've been very focused on the Avengers AU recently but also pecking away at a cowboy AU follow-up. Featuring Loki once again catching Mobius off-guard, this time in the bath... 👀 (But Mobius had his gun at the ready this time!)

Loki approached slowly, hands raised to show his helplessness, but Mobius knew damn well how fast he could draw. Mobius watched, unable to make up his mind whether to shoot or take him in or keep waiting for something to happen. When Loki was close enough, he reached out and wrapped his fingers around the inside of Mobius’ wrist, pushing it aside so his gun aimed past him. “Now, is that anyway to greet a friend?” he asked, silky smooth, as he stepped closer. “Friend?” Mobius sputtered, trying to sit up in the water. Loki dropped to his knees beside the tub, maintaining his hold on Mobius' wrist and pressing his other hand to Mobius’ chest to keep him in place.  “Good friends, if memory serves,” Loki murmured.

No pressure tags! <3 @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @thosegayoldmen @blackbirdofasgard @lgwilt @andthekitchensinkao3

[spectersgf]

peeling off that white tshirt and sticking his stupid hat on your head while you ride him in the driver's seat of his stupid tornado chasing truck

edit: wrote this!

[beefy-the-stronk]

Various Vigilantes, including a tumblr sexyman human design just cus 😳

I personally hc he's not THAT old, (maybe early to mid 30's) but he's just sundried as hell. Literally ages like milk since he's literally cheese.

[askgarymfoak]

FNAF SB: Ruin Spoilers

Everyone is talking about fronnie being real and Bonnie's game ended body in the bowling alley and Roxy being The Actual Literal Best Character, and y'all are right to do so.

But are we really just glossing over COWBOY FOXY'S LOG FLUME?! HELLO?!?!

Holy fuck Foxy WAS originally going to be at the Pizzaplex and for whatever reason they scrapped his ass. Wtf happened?!

[polaesims]

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[bbeeohazardd]

Bubby would be the type of person to use the phrase 'Negative Nancy' and you can't change my mind