#yee mother fucken haw

[mysunshinetemptress]

“Howdy”

*You look at Leah eyebrows raised slightly silently questioning why she’s wearing a cowboy hat painted in Arsenal colours

*Leah smiles brightly

“I think it might be better than yours.”

*You laugh

“Whatever helps you sleep at night darlin”

*Leah points to her hat

“Eh excuse me it so is, it’s an Arsenal cowboy hat, with my name on it”

“And that makes it better then mine”

“Eh yeah.”

*You smile

“Mine has my name on it to just on the underside not all flashy on the back”

*Leah rolls her eyes

“Will you put it on for a photo.”

*You shake your head

“Why would I put that thing on my head when I got this fine hat on it already.”

*Leah wraps her hands around your waist

“Because Tex, you love me.”

*You look at her questionably

“Do I ?”

*Leah holds your waist with one hand as her other try’s to take that hat off your head

“Come on baby for me”

*You try to fight her off, eventually you poke her in the side causing her to let go

*You make a run for it

“Oye get back here.”

*Leah tares off after you, eventually wrestling you to the ground as you laugh

“Ok now smile for the camera and can you say Yeehaw with your accent”

*You stare blankly ahead watching Leah adjust your hat on her head

“Tex please”

*You sigh and in a monotone voice with a straight face you look at the camera Arsenals social media team are holding

“Yee mother fucken haw”

[darlingyanderez]

are y’all READY i just have 3 matchups to do and then requests are OPEN!!!!!! yee mother fucken HAW babey

[wedodedo]

WERE FUCKEN CRAZY

YALL

YEE MOTHER FUCKEN

HAW BITCH

In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.