#yeahhh lesbians

[theflirtmeister]

drabble thingy, i am starved for yuri hoffstrahm . i need the girls to get inappropriate in a jigsaw warehouse or something

“I’ve got someone kidnapped in the next room,” Hoffman says, already unbuttoning her shirt. “We have to be quick.”

“I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that,” Strahm says, sitting down heavily on Kramer’s chair. “I’m going to pretend we are two normal women getting each other off.”

“You wouldn’t like me if I was normal baby.” Hoffman slips out of her shirt, and straddles Strahm’s lap, so she’s got a face view of Hoffman’s tits. “You only like me because I try and kill you.”

Strahm pinches Hoffman’s nipple through the fabric of her bra and Hoffman grins with bloody teeth, ducking her head down for a kiss. She tastes metallic and something like bubblegum, and Strahm slides her hand up her skirt, squeezing her thigh.

“Yeah,” Hoffman whines. “Get me off, please.”

“I don’t think you deserve it.” Strahm says, but she’s already touching Hoffman’s cunt through her underwear, teasing her with her fingers. Hoffman’s soaked, which Strahm will rack up to her being fingered, rather than the hostages she’s just taken. 

“But I’m so good.” Hoffman insists, rolling her hips against Strahm. “I’m the best Jigsaw accomplice-”

Strahm bites her throat, leaving a perfect imprint of her teeth. Hoffman keens like a bitch in heat, pressing her entire body against Strahm, everything about her hot and soft and wanting. Strahm sucks the mark she’s made, and slides her hand underneath Hoffman’s panties, thumb brushing over Hoffman’s clit. 

“Strahm.” Hoffman says, broken, and Strahm smirks. Dykes are so easy.

[b-33-s]

Lightpepper mpgh

[huellitaa]

happy pride month angels ✨️💕

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

watching dungeon meshi :]

[officialmichaelnesmith]

pronoun update if anyone cares i’m using any pronouns again 🥳 i still prefer they/them the most but i can be she/her for you baby

[two-person-job]

hi it's been a month and a new . hold. is over me. it's called hollow knight. and. I have. like. 50 hours in it. in the past two weeks. 150ish total. and i've almost 100%'d it achievement wise. I already got the pure completion/112% completion achievement the only thing I have left is um the p5 ending which i've gotten really close to. I got to abs-rad last time which is funny because the time before that I got to pv before dying and that's also funny because the time before THAT I got to nkg so each time I only got one boss further so hopefully next time if I make it past pv again i'll beat abs-rad (ofc I need to practice against her but yk (I'm so bad at fighting her)) ALSO tiso is my favorite character he's the best he's my favorite ant EVER second place goes to god tamer she's cool. I hate fighting her tho she actually can ruin my p5 run. boooo. grimm gets me my health back tho he's real one. anyways ig unpopular opinion but I LOVE godseeker idc that she hates ghost in a normal playthrough I heart her she's the best :) and I like cloth a lot too that's a normal opinion I think cloth is really neat! hive knight is also my second favorite character. I loveee the little bit of lore we actually get about him and I like how he goes "bzzz huzzah!" because that's so real hive knight!! huzzah!! and pure vessel. pv. oughh they're totally my favorite fight with hive knight being my second. pure vessel is so much funnn like idc that they already deal double damage like. they're soo much fun!!!! and speaking of vessels lost kin is also the best lost kin makes me want to cry sometimes. ough the nod after you finish the dream battle I KNOW THE LORE I KNOW WHAT THAT NOD MEANS RAHHHHH. I also like monomon and quirrel a lot. jellyfish and pillbug combo my beloved.. I want. the next username I need to make. monomonn. because I love her. and I think her name is super neat. also nkg is pretty cool but like his name is kind of. middle schooler. nightmare king grimm.. muah ah ah... but he's a fun fight he's an enjoyable fight. idc that he's also double damage it's fun!! it's so much fun I love how. he's .pink. anyways. yeagh. bzzz HUZZAH! bzzzzz HUZZAH!

[raine-st0rm]

i was singing the wellerman and I accidentally sang lesbians instead of the wellerman so it sounded like, "soon may the lesbians come to bring us sugar and tea and rum"

[realbeefman]

housewife in kitchin makin recips and food :)

[theflirtmeister]

fuckin uhhhhh. 79 and whatever pairing works best!

… WAP by Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B

Lauren’s hand is hot on Addie’s belly as she pins her to the bed, wicked grin across her face. Addie squirms at the look of hunger, underwear already soaked through. If she knew this was going to happen today, she would have worn panties, and not underwear with the elastic snapped.

“Pretty girl,” Lauren says, and Addie is struck with the thought that Lauren’s been sleeping with women for a lot longer than Addie has. “Are you just as pretty everywhere else?”

Addie’s face burns. “Yeah,” She says.

Lauren slides her hand down Addie’s stomach and hooks her thumbs into the waistband of Addie’s underwear. Addie can’t even breathe, staring down at Lauren’s hands, her watch still tight around her wrist.

“Please.” Addie whispers. Her clit is practically throbbing, heart thumping in her chest.

Lauren drags Addie’s underwear down her thighs, and Addie’s so turned on that she can smell it. Lauren hums happily, ducking her head to press a kiss just below Addie’s belly button. Addie’s thigh twitches, and she spreads her legs.

“Look at you.” Lauren says reverently. “Prettiest cunt I’ve ever seen.”

“Fuck.” Addie whimpers, unable to drag her eyes away from Lauren. “Baby, please-“

“I’ve got you.” Lauren says soothingly. “I’ll make you feel good.”

Addie thinks she isn’t going to survive this.

[sinister-sunray]

Two days ago my irl friend and I met up for the first time in half a year and we had a long, long conversation about the mizuki situation in pjsk. I know nothing about project sekai, but my friend likes the game a lots. I joked that mizuena might be girlfriends, we had a great conversation, and true to my word, the mizuena trained comes out the next morning and Oh my god they’re getting MARRIED

[booger-diaperlips]

[joymode00]

Hung, drawn and quartered? You had me at hung! (You lost me at drawn and quartered)

[afton-family-askblog]

I gonna say this right now,

Ya'll need to know( aftons and Emilys)people are shipping you people with them selfs.

Ex: Mike and ____

I'M 14. -Michael

Huh. ...interesting. -William

....oh..... I see..... -Henry

I've noticed. -Clara

[phagodyke]

weekend melancholy is starting to kick in >~<

[andiv3r]

Just got my neighbor to go watch Good Omens under the pretense that it was a cute gay show. I am a lying liar and deserve the worst fate imaginable but it had to be done.

[deritosmi]

lesbianism

Yeah… ❤️