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AWWWW TOMMER
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im gonna kiss him so fucking hard his tits will fall off
yall do not undersrand the love i have for that boy
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[Brief description in alt text. Complete transcript below the cut.]
7.1. Overview + Will Smith #6
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Slide 1: Prospects overview
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Our Prospects! [NOTE: Larger title text.]
The Sharks had like 6 prospects at world juniors and we know this because they were all we had to look forward to whilst deep in the pit of our (second) loss streak <3
THE BIG THREE (puckpocketed: TURN THE CAR AROUND TURN IT AROUND) FANTASTIC FOUR (AKA the ones we have intel on)
Will Smith #6
Thomas Bordeleau #17 (see forwards section)
Shakir Mukhamadullin #85
Jack Studnicka #16 (not re-signing)
Danil Gushchin #75
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Luca Cagnoni #73
puckpocketed: Hi i lied about doing short slides for all the other guys <3 found a lot of Cagnoni material yayyyy
Quentin Musty #27
Filip Bystedt #25
Cam Lund #12
Kasper Halttunen #12
Jake Furlong #43
Eric Pohlkamp #23
Mattias Hävelid #4
Tristen Robins #52
Ozzy Wiesblatt #89 (traded)
Ethan Cardwell #56
Brandon Svoboda #23
Eetu Mäkiniemi #32 (not re-signing)
Last updated: 2024 Feb 27
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Slide 2: Will Smith #6
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Will Smith #6(for now) [NOTE: Larger title text.]
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Thee Sharks Prospect. You’ll hear a lot about him in media.
1st round draft pick by Sharks in 2023, 4th overall
People were upset about this because they wanted Matvei Michkov (went 7th to the Flyers)
Played for Boston College Eagles (NCAA)
In an interview with San Jose Hockey Now Podcast, revealed that he prefers to wear #2 and will go back to it at the first opportunity.
Known as Wet Willy. Together with Ekky, AKA Slippery Pete, they make up the iconic Sharks sub-unit The Wet Bandits (not really but like. come on!!!)
The boys call him Smitty and the media have latched onto The Fresh Prince of San Jose (although… in that same interview, does mention that one of his grandfathers used to call him Wild Willy)
puckpocketed: We already have a smitty so I propose that we call him Smitty the Younger and our other guy can be Smitty the Elder
Tied with Jack Hughes for US record in a single U-18 Worlds tournament - 9-11-20! <3
describes himself as a playmaker.
described by scouts as deceptive and attention-grabbing with his plays — loves to use head/shoulder/eye fakes and then pass to his wide open snipers <3
puckpocketed: ngl that’s cool as FUCK
puckpocketed: Heard on podcast that Smitty is the KING of sticklifts. So watch out for that when he turns up <3
wants to be a 200-foot centerman, grew up admiring Patrice Bergeron!!
listen we aren’t saying he’s gonna be the second-coming of Joe Thornton (though others have), but he just SMOKED the Hockey East finals with a DICKTRICK and 1 assist YEEHAWW <3
it remains unclear if we’ll see him with the Sharks next season. There are concerns with his compete levels, his lack of willingness to get physical, and his physical development. The debate rages on!
puckpocketed: my money is on 1 more NCAA season (the sharks suck rn) OR some time with the Cuda and then coming up to the Sharks in time to be joined by a bunch of other prospects.
puckpocketed: A warning for the next slide: it’s gonna be me Sadposting about our Fresh Prince and his boybestfriends <3
[1st image description: Tweet by SnipeCity420 that says: "Not a lot of #SJSharks fans know this, but Will Smith’s nickname is actually “Wet Willy”. #WorldJuniors". With an attached image of a promotional graphic of Team USA for WJC 2024 prominently featuring Will Smith among his other teammates. End 1st image description.] [2nd image description: Tweet by SnipeCity420 that says: "We already named the Eklund & Smith duo the #WetBandits, merch is already on its way to the Sharks store, Jon!" With a picture of a model wearing a Sharks baseball cap and a black tshirt with pictures of Will Smith and William Eklund edited into a wanted poster that refers to them as the "Wet Bandits". End 2nd image description.] Fig. 1: SnipeCity420, number 1 proponent of the Wet Willy moniker Twitter 1/Twitter 2
Last updated: 2024 Mar 14
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Slide 3: BC Line
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Will Smith and his boybestfriends, OR: The BC Line [NOTE: Larger title text.]
puckpocketed: or: I FEEL NORMAL ABOUT 34-6-9
Forever lineys with his friends Gabe Perreault and Ryan Leonard all through their years in the USNTDP, after which they also committed to BC together.
They’re so good and so inseparable that the people have dubbed them “The BC Line”.
puckpocketed: BC Freshman Line to some, BC Frosh line to ME
Together, they shared 178 points this season. In their final year in the NTDP, they shared 354.
Do you know how hard it is to find good detailed articles about just one of them, without either of the other two? Really hard. They are always, ALWAYS spoken of as a single unit.
Perfect, beautiful synergy. Where one of them is lacking, the others make up for his deficiencies.
Smith is 10 steps ahead of everyone on the ice, hockey IQ off the CHARTS, but lacks physicality to his play. He has an incredible shot but finding space can be difficult against bigger guys.
Smith is allowed to have these gaps because Leonard makes up for it. He is, “always playing playoffs hockey [...] that’s all he knows.” Leonard has the intangibles that coaches love to go on about. He’s the perfect finisher, a strong skater, and he uses the body to muscle his way through situations his linemates can’t.
Perreault matches them both: he is their connective tissue. He has elements of Smith’s IQ and playmaking and Leonard’s tenacity. His issues with shooting? They don’t matter. He has two incredible shooters on his line.
This has forced the conversation: how good are they without each other? And how has this bubble affected their development? You don’t need to become a well-rounded player when someone is always there doing it for you.
puckpocketed: do you ever just form a codependent hockey relationship with your boybestfriends ? <3 you guys don't understand . THEY’VE PLAYED TOGETHER FOR YEARS. THEY HAVE NOT PLAYED WITHOUT EACH OTHER FOR YEARS. It should be classified as a war crime against the Geneva Conventions to separate them.
puckpocketed: NARRATIVE NIBBLE: The consequences of elevating each other’s abilities in a years-long feedback loop is… dooming themselves to being first-rounders. There was no chance for them to go to the same team. They have already been drafted — the tragedy of this narrative has already happened. They’re playing on borrowed time. As the NCAA winds down, any point they share may be their last. In the distance, permanent separation. Hanging over their futures is the question — Who are they without each other?
[Figure 1 image description: GIF of BC Eagles embracing on the ice after a goal. End figure 1 image description.] Fig. 1: during the 2024 Hockey East Finals vs BU. have you ever seen one heart in three bodies? This is it. btw. IF YOU EVEN CARE! puckpocketed: Gifed by ME on my puter <3
[Figure 2 image description: Will Smith, Gabe Perrault, and Ryan Leonard holding up the USA flag and an index finger to indicate that they have won gold with Team USA at the 2024 WJC. End figure 2 image description.] Fig. 2: WJC is where coaches ice their best possible lines from hand-picked skaters across the country. Despite the competition, they were too good to separate. Left to right: Will Smith, Gabe Perreault, Ryan Leonard Instagram
Last updated: 2024 Mar 27
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Slide 4: Will Smith #6 — photos
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Will Smith #6 [NOTE: Larger title text.]
[Figure 1 image description: William Smith speaks to the media prior to the first round of the 2023 Upper Deck NHL Draft at Bridgestone Arena on June 28, 2023 in Nashville, Tennessee. End figure 1 image description.] Fig. 1: interviewing with ESPN (Photo: Jason Kempin/Getty Images)
“That’s just part of me. I love the big stage.” — The Fresh Prince himself via The Score
[Figure 2 image description: Will Smith wearing a light teal three piece suit with a black dress shirt and tie. End figure 2 image description.] Fig. 2: Fresh Prince walk-in at BC Instagram
[Figure 3 image description: From left to right: Leo Carlsson, Connor Bedard, Will Smith, and Adam Fantilli, at the 2023 Stanley Cup finals. End figure 3 image description.] Fig. 3: the top 4 projected 2023 draft picks are corralled and sent to the Stanley Cup Finals. Our boy right there !! damn Bedard is LITTLE Youtube/NHL
[Figure 4 image description: USA's Will Smith (#6) celebrates scoring during the IIHF World Junior Championship ice hockey semifinal match between USA and Finland at Scandinavium in Gothenburg, Sweden January 4, 2024. End figure 4 image description.] Fig. 4: He’s YELLIN. He mouf OPEN!!!! RAAHH!! Alamy (Photo: TT News Agency)
puckpocketed: Had something here about his media training but decided instead u all need to know they made him sing a few bars of the Fresh Prince theme on his draft day, which he did in an unbelievably lame manner. I know he’s got that blonde prettyboy thing going on but i think hes a lame-ass goober and everything he ever does just confirms this
“He lives for the pressure. He lives for the competition. He absolutely lives for all of that stuff.” — BC coach Mike Ayers via The Score
puckpocketed: He’s already bonded a little with another prospect last year at dev camp — Quentin Musty, who is of course whispered about as a possible Ryan Leonard replacement (SCREECH) and like angst about change aside… i think will smith should never be forced to go into a corner or along the boards for a puck battle ever <3 and if we can staple a power forward/goon to his wing who has some playmaking ability then i approve
Last updated: 2024 Mar 5
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what I can only guess is some kind of lund-to-lund pride night walk-in fashion discussion (with special guest willund smithlund hockeylund)
I think fabian might have a swedish flag pattern on the inside of his suit jacket!
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NHL Job Application
Tage Thompson - Forward/University of Connecticut
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sabres win! ft. dylan, tage, and anders messing with each other | sabres v habs | 11.26.21
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Tuch asking the important questions
NYE @ BUF │ Feb. 15, 2022
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