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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility#but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion#that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone#i am an environmental educator#so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering#that people are going through#without doing my research and providing real ways to help#this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning#to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering#unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this#and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this#and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity#(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself#for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion#i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out#rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free#is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i#which is more than their CEOs can say
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love the scene in book 3 of the iliad where helen and priam are looking out over the battlefield and priam asks helen who that short king breasting boobily across the battlefield is
#and then helens like thats odysseus. he lies a bunch. and priams like oh yeah i remember that bitch#the iliad#tagamemnon#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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miscellaneous w2h art i… [checks w2h blog tag] havent?.. posted? probably..
#slowly falling in love w drawing shoes and it mught be obvious too#idk they are fun idkkkkk idk…#welcome to hell#welcome to hell film#welcome to hell fanart#welcome to hell 2#w2h#w2h fanart#w2h2#jonathan combs#sock sowachowski#shadowthan#???????#shadow jonathan#oh yeah or that yeah idk#sockathan#welcome to hell sock#welcome to hell jonathan#i wasnt done with these twinks yet actually i lied MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Teens but older... advanced teens
#lincoln has white hair because he spent by far the most time in heaven either pissing or being in jail#being in heaven as a living person should have a physical toll on you. and it looked cool.#the kids are alright (dont look at normal)#digital art#digital drawing#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#dungeons & daddies#dndad s2 1/2#dndads s2 and a half#my artwork#fan art#fanart#“did you make hero and taylor get married just so you could divorce them?” yes. divorce as a dynamic is so funny#dndaddies#lincoln li wilson#normal swallows oak garcia#taylor swift#scary marlowe#hero swallows oak garcia#normal oak#hero oak#i will eventually draw all their kids when i settle on designs and personalities just let me cook#though im not 100 percent sure anyone wants to see what are basically ocs so honestly we'll see#gothcleats#antihero#if you think that hero looks like tyzias... yeah. youre right.
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Shattered Glass makes me violent and sick actually.
inspired by zorangezest and this set of tags in the reblogs in particular
#shattered glass#shattered glass transformers one#tf one#shattered glass optimus prime#shattered glass megatron#Shattered Glass has me in a VICE GRIP ever since i gotten into transformers#and it makes my stomach twist and ping pong across my chest cavity#transformers one sg specifically. I've been thinking about my own version but i also had to draw this so bad its so good actually#lies down and turns into a viscous puddle of goo#transformers#transformers fanart#also as an extra tag#yeah this is megop#megop#tfone megop#also i HATE making tags on mobile its so hard to organise#rip me smh
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May I offer you some NikPrice doodles in these trying times
#cod#nikprice#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#john price#captain price#captain john price#yeah okay I lied I didn't take a break#Forced myself to just make silly little doodles though#oh btw Price is supposed to be kissing Nik's shoulder on the colored one#but I couldn't make it look right with his fucking mustache#It's still cute though#Price might be a little bit drunk and getting all over Nik#hope you guys will enjoy <3#I spilled an entire water bottle on myself and my tablet drawing this#is this a sign#my art
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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as someone who was in the mines of "drawing a characters robotic arm from increasingly difficult angles" before, i yearn for those times. so heres my take on blu engie's gunslinger, based on modern prosthetic forearms
its worth noting that, before he cloned himself to create red engie, he had the original gunslinger, ie he was only missing his hand. he decided to upgrade himself not only bc he had the means to, but bc he wanted to differentiate himself from his clone so that he would always be distinctly the original, even if he would be the only one to know that
inspired by vi's hextech gauntlets and ofc, johnny silverhand's arm. i miss drawing johnny every day of my life
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engie#engie tf2#doodle#digital art#artists on tumblr#mine#my art#blu engie#yeahh..yeah i dont got much to say in the tags that i havent said already#im not v experienced in designing robot parts so this was a fun exercise#this means his arm works like a normal human arm and cant twist all theway around#the pistons r like bones and the wires are tough enough to be tendons#it still has to be revved up so to say but it also releases steam after being used#i wanted to focus on how blu team was intentionally designed by valve to be more cold and robotic#compared to the wood and other natural materials of red team#the original gunslinger feels scrappy. it feelslike something engie threw together out of spare metal#this is not to say it isnt an engineering wonder#in fact its kitbashed nature is PART of that genius#sorry. did i say i didnt have much to say in the tags#i lied :P
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[Day 182]
Grian mentions Hollow Knight on phasmo stream and gave it a 10/10 the crowd goes wild HOLLOW KNIGHT AU LETSGOOOOOOOOOOO
Inspired from this!
#dddaily4sherin#grian#pearlescentmoon#goodtimeswithscar#isdoodles#i love pearl hornet sm SHES SO#I still dont know the full lore tho btw im watching the gameplay as we speak o7#(wanted to try beating it myself but immediately caved after tdy LOL)#HOLLOW KNIGHT YEAHHHHHHH#BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!#also yeah sorry i lied abt day 181 BSADHhhd IT WILL BE FINISHED SOMETIME PROMISE!! :)#hermit knight au#EDIT BARGES IN THE DOOR WE ARE CALLING THIS AU HERMIT KNIGHT#SHOUT OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN THE TAGS ON THIS POST!!!!
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cooldown paint ft. Li Ming🌙🐔
+made this for funsies, i should've screenshot more😩 (sorry gifgods for bad gif quality idk how to do this kinda thing)
#back in mspaint business😀#still a pain using this but ngl it's kinda fun#and i found ss of that scene i'd been wanting to redraw from long time ago so yeah#ms paint#rkgk#li ming#moonlight chicken#fourth nattawat#thai series#screencap redraw#fanart#my art#nandskarth
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YOU MUST ANSWER ⏳️
#sin scribbles#lies of p#lop#king of riddles#pinocchio lies of p#carlo lies of p#(so anyway i started having an existential crisis-)#(this was one of my favourite moments from the game so obviously my predictable ass made a comic page. lmao)#(i have a lot of thonks about this game. many many thonk)#(so yeah god willing expect to see more of my son bc the brainrot has me in a chokehold)
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Remember when Dazai being honest for 0.00001 sec had him tweaking so bad he needed to lie about lying?
#tbf this might have been the first time he ever extensively talk abt his relationship with Oda to anyone#Ada members had no idea he was in the mafia#so he couldn't rly share that#but yeah it's so funny that when Atsushi just respond with “huh” Dazai immediately says he lied#even though we all know that's the truth#plus no one who lies ever admits they're lying#esp not Dazai#yeah I call defense mechanism#bsd#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs#atsushi#atsushi nakajima#bsd dead apple#J's Post
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i pity people who say “yeah it’s nice to see these two characters as friends but their relationship becomes so much more meaningful if you see them as romantic.” how has the dredges of the amanormative world poisoned you this bad? have you never had a friend or wanted a friend who changed your life for the better? or if you do i feel bad for them because of so obviously little you value them
#and my friend xy whom i stole some lines of this rant from#aphobia#amanormativity#kiwi’s aspec posting#aromantic#APPARENTLY MY TAG RANT PICKED UP THE SHIP???? i’m so sorry for all the people who thought i was hating on it#i’ll have you know i made a post about qpr ze / li nk (TRYING NOT TO TAG IT BY ACCIDENT) so yeah i do like the ship myself#i just don’t like it when people say it can Only be romantic
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[ Sure. I'll let you be Batman this once. ] First Kanaphan as Kant (The Heart Killers, 2024-2025)
#thkedit#the heart killers#the heartkillers#first kanaphan#thk kant#asianlgbtqdramas#tuserrowan#userjamiec#userbon#tusersilence#tuserhidden#fordaniseyes#my gifs#my edits#mine: kant#mine: the heart killers#i lied apparently i wasn't done#i had these half coloured and then i got mad at them#and then i watched it 183 times and decided yeah i'll post that#he's silly and he's going to die but he's also very hot so he gets a pass#how very bisoncoded of me#this was hot he's hot i'm mad at it#i'm cLOSING PHOTOSHOP NOW this time i swear#first villain character when por fa
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The idea that uni protesters are "elitist ivy-league rich kids larping as revolutionaries" on Twitter and Reddit and even here is so fucking funny to me if you actually know anything about the student bodies at these unis. Take it from someone who's going to one of the biggest private unis in the US, 80% of the peers I know are either from the suburbs or an apartment somewhere in America, children of immigrants, or here on a student visa. I've heard about one-percenter students, but I've never met one in person. Like, don't get me wrong, the institution as a whole is still very privileged and white. I've talked with friends and classmates about feeling weird or dissonant being here and coming from such a different background. But in my art program, I see BIPOC, disabled, queer, lower-income students and faculty trying to deconstruct and tear that down and make space every day. So to take a cursory glance at a crowd of student protesters in coalitions that are led by BIPOC & 1st/2nd-gen immigrant students and HQ'd in ethnic housings and student organizations and say, "ah. children of the elite." Get real.
#also idk how to tell you this but even if it were true. wealthy children potentially sacrificing their educational careers to protest is#a good thing actually. idk how to tell you that caring about people from other nations is good#personal#“this war has nothing to do with most students cuz nobody's getting drafted” idk how to explain to you that we should be angry#that our tuitions of 10s of thousands of dollars that we pay every year for an education is being used to fund a genocidal campaign#also the implication that if you go to a uni institution you are automatically privileged by participation no matter your bg#i didn't /want/ to go to this school. i was supposed to go to a school with an art/animation program. but i realized my immigrant#parents have been working their whole lives to get me here. and turning the opportunity down would be a disservice to their sacrifice#this is getting into convos of “what 2nd gen kids owe their parents” which is different for everyone but. yeah#i just get pissed off at seeing people misrepresenting student bodies as “wealthy” and “privileged” and “elite” when it's such a blatant li#i remember a year ago a friend told me they can't fly home to hong kong for winter break because the plane tickets are too expensive#so they have to find temporary housing around the area#last quarter for a film doc class my film partner made a doc on a small group of marxist grad students from india discussing praxis#during a rally a few months ago in response to police presence the coalition invited palestinian students to speak about their experiences#and lead songs and read poems they wrote. these are STUDENTS. are they elitist too?#this is not to disregard my own personal privilege either.#this whole narrative's just to rationalize a lack of empathy to me. seeing a 19yo student get shot by a rubber bullet and your first#reaction is “HAW! HAW! bet richy rich didn't see THAT coming when she put on her terrorist hood!”#newsflash. these big uni campuses are HAUNTED by the violence of past protests and revolutions and police brutality. we know.#why do you think these coalitions have been making reinforced barricades at record speed
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Oh no he’s fuzzy
#and he’ll cuddle#and rip flesh apart too#art#fanart#my art#original art#Splatoon#Splatoon 3#Splatoon fanart#splatoon art#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon big man#big man Splatoon#big man#big man fanart#splatoon big man fanart#mantaro#apparently I lied. yes I will continue posting because if I’m being honest it’s what I do all the time. not even my homework#and while I am still busy working on commissions even if it doesn’t look like because of how long I take- I still have like#nighttime and some breaks to still draw stuff to post. and yeah I mean I draw quickly when I’ve got good ideas#man I really have to stop procrastinating so bad#Splatoon fuzzy au#Splatoon au#fuzzy au#comfort au#original au#just now I realize I didn’t tag the Frye post with the fuzzy au smh
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