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bagelqaq · 1 year

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uhhhhhhhh. sorry

#hong lu #limbus company #look you know those horrible mobile game ads #that are like 'make a choice'!!!! and its a story game thing #yeah those. i thought it was funny ok #i drafted these in my comp sci class a month ago #i say sorry but im actually not that sorry. everyone look at maid lu hes gonna break all ur family heirlooms

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nayruwu · 9 months

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SO... I was just thinking, let's say hypothetically.. mahiru guren & shinya weren't toxic ca16 was written by a less misogynist author then would you like mahigureshin as like poly ship? It just came in my head as much as I dislike how author wrote them esp mahirus character I still think in alternative setting it might work?? They are kind of catastrophic trio with very poetic themes & victim of fate kinda afterall.

honestly probably yeah. most powerful trio imagineable.

although i actually have no clue what mahiru's personality would be like were she not written by such an author. i think i've read some cool modern AUs in which i really liked her - kickass businesswoman that overworks herself trying to get her little sister out of a difficult situation while simulteanously juggling her relationship with her boyfriend and their shared trophy wife, i think that'd fit her well. "all you do is work :(" "you don't understand i'm doing this for us!!!111!1!1!!1!!!" type of stuff.

i will forever treasure that little snippet of her and shinya making fun of guren together, that was adorable. the way things should've been.

#don't cancel me for calling shinya a trophy wife it's funny ok #the girlboss‚ the babygirl‚ and the trophy wife. true romance.#i do wonder what mahiru's feelings regarding shinya are in vampire reign #like through catastrophe she felt mostly neutral or slightly disdainful towards him #but our guren-hating mika became yuu's demon and suddenly doesn't hate him at all anymore.#so maybe guren's thoughts rubbed off on her and she's fine with shinya now LMAO #but yeah those dynamics are very fun to think about #guren trying to comprehend how he pulled the two prettiest people alive (he didn't. they pulled him)#mahiru and shinya absolutely being in love but not romantically #i am forever a firm believer that women (guremahi) should give shinya little kisses on the forehead #they put him thru hell so now they're spoiling him #many tags. many tags #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #shinya hiiragi #guren ichinose #mahiru hiiragi #imagine seeing them out in public together i'd shit my pants #all hail the theoretical polyamorous catastrophic trio

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batcavescolony · 9 months

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I'm back talking about Harry Potter and Snape's worst memory because while I hate the author y'all bug me.

Snape worst memory isn't James bulling him or string him up in front of the school, (that was bad I'm not saying it wasn't) it was Lily ending her friendship with him because he called her a Mudblood. With evidence.

To prove my point we have to go read the Deathly Hallows when Snape gave Harry his memories! We get to see the scene again but this time the thing that sticks out the most is Snape calling Lily a Mudblood. Now if that's not enough proof the next memory goes like this.

*Outside Gryffindor Tower*

Snape: I'm sorry

Lily: I'm not interested

S: I'm sorry!

L: save your breath... I only came out here because Mary told me you were threatening to sleep here.

S: I was. I would have done. I never ment to call you a Mudblood it just-

L: Slipped out? It's too late. I've made excuses for you for years. None of my friends can understand why I even talk to you. You and your precious little Death Eater friends- you see, you don't even deny it! You don't even deny that's what you're all aiming to be! You can't wait to join You-Know-Who, can you? I can't pretend anymore. You've chosen your way, I've chosen mine.

S: No-listen, I didn't mean-

L:-to call me a Mudblood? But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?

*Lily leaves. Memory ends*

The next memory is Snape becoming a turn coat for Dumbledore so he could keep Lily safe because Voldemort wouldn't spare her.

Snape has had worse experiences then a teenage James Potter being a bully (even if it was shitty). so we look at the rest of the memory and lo and behold what do we see? The actual worst moment of Snape life, the moment he lost Lily forever.

#I just saw someone say they hated Lily because he's was too hard on Severus all he did was call her a Mudblood.#Yeah just called her a slur...And found it funny when dark magic was used on someone. And joined a hate group that would kill her.#And would've let her child and husband die if it ment she lived. bffr 🙄 lets put this in real world terms!#you're a minority (pick one) and you go to a school but their are some people who hate you for existing. but its ok you've got your bff!#now years go by and bff is still your bff but theyve changed. they're hanging out with those aforementioned people who hate you for existin #and yeah you dont like it but they're your bff since for ever so you make excuses. but then bff starts calling people like you slurs...#now bff hasn't called you slurs so maybe its just peer pressure you let it slide its your bff. now you find out that not only are there #people who hate you for existing there is his hate group and they want you and people like you dead. obviously you dont like his. now bffs #friends they want to join this hate group... and bff doesn't deny it. ok thats not great. bffs friends who wanna join the hate group have #now moved passed just calling people like you slurs. they've went and beat the shit out of a person like you that you considered a friend.#and bff.... they say that it was just a joke. but are again not denying wanting to join the hate group that wants you dead. you love bff so #you just keep your mouth shut. now the day comes! bff has now called you a slur. and you cant make excuses anymore. they're just like their #friends and you cut your losses because again bff and their friends want to join a hate group that wants to kill you!!!#its not poor litte Severus its poor Lily. she thought she had a friend and HE betrayed HER! but but but why didnt she stop him from joining #she was a child! she was in a new world with no idea! she was in a whole nother house! and its not her fucking job to fix him! he joined th #hate group HE KNEW HATED HER! if he truly loved her he wouldn't have joined. but but but its not that- ADROMADA TONKS could be a Slytherin #and not be a Death Eater and her family was pure blood. she could do it! so could Snape.#severus snape #lily potter #snapes worst memory #the marauders #harry potter #the deathly hallows #lily evans #put some more respected on her name.#fuck jkr #james potter #slytherin #how can you be a snape stan and not like lily that 80% of his personality.#snape

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dhmis-autism · 2 years

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update on watching dhmis with my mom; we are on transport, she immidiately noticed the lesley lisence plates in the animated sequence on her own and kept guessing which character was named lesley

the car died and she went ohh poor lesley :( and the GPS showed up and she was like OH! that must be lesley because thats a girl!

also for all u duck kin truthers out there she doubled down on comparing me to him and said that "its ok that you dont want to be him, but you are" so thts great for my allegations ; v ; )

#NEVER beating those #she was like listen...its ok that u dont want to be him.#and i was like yr making it sound like i am him and im just in denial. and she was like yeah bc u are <:]#THANKS MOOOOM #also she liked this one gskdvdn she said it was the least gory so far and so she liked it #SHE ALSO DBDKHS #in the mullhoven sequence when lesley asks if yellows new in town she nodded her head along with him it was so funny #i asked her about it and she was like well i thought she was talking to us!! :O #like mom this is NOT dora #my dhmis postings #SHE JUST THINKS IM DUCK BC HE WORE HEADPHONES AND DIDNT LIKE BEING IN THE CAR AND IM LIKE #IM ONLY THAT WAY BC IM AUTISTIC PLS #she sees any character with headphones and shes like omg! just like my baby girl! :D

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euclydya · 16 days

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really loud one eyed squint.

#ok.#so is it my Ex here or my Ex's brother which one are you. and can you wait in the soup for like a week before trying to be a person.#pk;m Bill∆#what's funny is we're Very bad with names so we cant fuccking differentiate them name-wise yet #so we refer to one as gruncle and the other as 'that one guy?? yeah. that guy that Other guy. that one fucking dude. you know the guy.'#fhdjsjdjcjxsjdk #OH WELL AT LEAST THE TWINS AREN'T HERE. I'D TAKE THESE TWO OVER THE TWINS ANY DAY #NO HATE TOWARDS THOSE TWO KIDS BUT OH MY GOD I DO NOT WANT TO BABYSIT OR ANYTHINGGG. NOPE. NUH UH #DOES ANY OF THIS MAJE SENSE IS THE THOUGHT DISORDER DISORDERING AGAIN IDK. WE'RE SLEEPY.

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werewolf-femboy-maid · 26 days

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BREAKING NEWS: Local Tumblr user discovers mental wellness after eating a full meal of fish and rice.

#fish #rice #sardines #sardine #yum yum yum #tumblr #funny #lmao #relatable #holy shit tho i was tripping balls for pretty much my whole life and i forgot how much energy i get from eating a full meal #like no wonder the childhood trauma was bearable #not onlg do i have the memory of a goldfish but i was also fed well #so i felt physically well most of the time #fish and rice #yum #seriously tho #so much time saved by eating #eating is never a waste of time #you are never a waste of food #tell yourself that as many times as you need to #because the world is not gonna get better on its own #ok maybe nature will #but the world is not gonna make this a better place for you #you can do whatever you can with yourself and other via butterfly effext #but yeah thats aboht it #so enjoy life whenever possible #and eat all the food so brain doesnt want to dead #brain needs all the food for all those emotions and thoughts and literally everything #brain needs food to WANT to do anything #brain needs food for MOTIVATION

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bangcakes · 5 months

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#personal #lmao around this time last year i decided to give up on him n LMAO girl if only you knew #i should have just talked to him but djdjjdjdjd idk it felt weird. but he even like. complained one time that we didnt talk all summer #like LMAO..... bro its two ways. u could have messaged me too xjdjjdjdjdj #tho to be fair i think he did show up to a dinner but i wasnt there bc i had just had wisdom tooth surgery n was 1. blown up like a balloon #and 2. so high on pain meds i couldnt function JFJDJJDJDJDJDJ #n e way whatever jdjdjdjd im just laughing at myself bc how did this man become my closest friend from college Zhfnnddnnd #our relationship is so weird. not in a bad way but in an unexpected way #we sat beside each other an entire semester n never talked til the last day like thats so FUNNY IDK #i even said to him that time. bc we were talkin in the hallway n went to sit for the exam n sat in our regular spots of being one seat awa #y and i was like... you know its so funny that we sat beside each other all semester and only talked today #and he was like.... hahha yeah #i was gonna introduce myself but it felt so stupid JDJJDJDJD #i didnt even know his name LMAO #i had him narrowed down to 2 names. bc he was one of like 2 guys that Always showed up in another class' zoom #and LOL i was right. he WAS one of those 2 shjdjsjsj #n e way. then the next sem came n i didnt know whether to say hi to him or not bc we talked ONCE #and i was still wearing my mask at this point and so id try to smile at him with my eyes but never got a response HDNJDJD and so i got soooo #annoyed with him. and even more so bc i kept making friends with ppl and they KNEW HIM??? and i was like WHO IS THIS????#then one time he came up to me n my friends before class n we just talked and i was like o lmao this annoyance im having??? its a big ole #crush BDNNDNDND #and in community college its hard to like. know ppls ages and that day i found out he was 2 years younger so i was like o ok 26 n 28 isnt #bad at all #but thinking back.... first things we exchanged that time was age and i think he was also trying to fish for whether i was single bc he was #talkin about this other guy havin a baby n a wife n i was like o wow !! i didnt know!!#jdjxjdjdjdk god when he found out my age he was like... oh i never would have guessed you were older. you look young ZFHJDJDJDJDJD #oh so you were Looking is that right HJXJXJXJZJZJ GOD LMAO #i look back on so many moments n im like oh duh... he must be interested #but for me its like. i will literally more easily believe literally any other theory so i thought he just liked one of my friends Zhjxjx #ya i dont think so anymorem but i thought that up until like mid january HDHXJJXJDDJJDJ

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navramanan · 8 months

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it is funny to me how so many germans are unable to roll their r

#not a problem i've ever come across in austria #also bavarians are excempt from this they roll their r like crazy #but yeah there's two ways of pronouncing an r in german. either you roll it or it's more of a throat sound #close to the french r i guess #i didnt know though that so many were actually unable to roll the r! i encountered it in my korean class #the r sound (ㄹ) in korean is rolled and most of those in my class do the throat r when doing korean speaking exercises #ok bye #nesi rants #(this is btw not me laughing about them when i say it's funny to me. funny as in interesting bc i wouldnt have thought it)

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cursedthing · 2 years

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i love putting my characters into situations but maybe sometimes i shouldn't.

#rethinking maybe i SHOULDN'T put Nome in. in a mind hellscape where they are slowly falling apart while being forced to watch their friends #nearly die over and over again. and them being forced to be an observer in all of those situatiions #ok yeah now that i actually say it outloud I really shouldn't do thAT.#like the original thought was haha what if they saw their friends memories from when THEY were trapped in mindscapes #and what if Nome can't do anything but be an observer?#like at first it was just a funny little thought but then i started expanding on it and only now i'm realizing that MAYBE IT SHOULD STAY #JUST A ''WHAT IF'' SCENARIO.#AND NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL STORY #Nome already faced a lot of horrors and honestly I'd rather not have them face any more unnecessary horrors #it's time for me to like. write how they go to the train station or something not slowly die in a torture mindscape.#they love trains maybe i should focus on the friendship dynamics they have with the art group that they go to #mjers void choir

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deus-ex-mona · 2 years

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ice cream ✨always✨ makes everything better!!!!

#like today… i had a seriously horrible very bad day :(#so i went out to buy like $20 worth of ice cream and now both my wallet and heart feel lighter than before!!!!!#ok fr though i needa rant about my day here in the tags just to get it all off my chest in case i snap at the interns tomorrow lol #this morning one of the mfing titration machines kept giving wonky results >:(#so i just filled its stupid job queue thing with tons of repeats so that it could just run on its own while i did other things instead #then this intern came in and said ‘i’ll take care of these few machines!!!’ and yanked the probe out of the test solution…#all while the thing was still running ಠ‿ಠ and welp time wasted? time wasted.#and this other titration units kept giving invalid blank values for the entire day which sucked bc it was our best unit >:(#then this higher up lady checked the machine and found precipitates in the burette. yeah too bad she only found it like an hour before 5 ಠ‿ಠ #that machine worked properly after it was cleaned out though. as expected of our best unit~#but while those 2 units were deceased there were 2 other units that were up and running #except this random maintenance guy halted one of the unit’s runs to do some pointless check and wasted good ol’ testing time for nothing >:(#all’s fine! we still had one unit!! :)))) right??? :))))#…yeah no. while i was out submitting some results during the last hour of the workday the computer mfing restarted itself #i came back from the dude’s office to see the computer on the lock screen. ‘haha very funny who locked this?’ i thought as i keyed in the pw #oh *no* it restarted itself. while the units were mid-run. in other words the samples had to be re-keyed in、#the then-currently running samples had to be reweighed，and i still don’t know who restarted the computer >:(#to top it all off，that intern from earlier kept wandering over to pat my back and ask ‘are you okay?’#pls i literally hate human contact pls don’t touch me you’re making this worse ಥ‿ಥ #call me ungrateful but i was pretty close to snapping on her. sorry intern. you’re the capable intern too…#unlike that intern who dropped part of the equipment into the waste container while she was supposed to be washing it >:(#i hate titration soooooooo much :( i can’t wait to try out extra dangerous titration tomorrow :(#i get to play with acids this time i think? sounds like a recipe for disaster if you ask me—#anyway sorry if you read all that lmao. stay hydrated and eat tons of ice cream for a good time ok?#mona monday

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artykyn · 2 years

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Me: I’m going back to school and switching careers to programming

My coworkers who I had for 8 months: Oh :/ such a shame that you’re leaving tissue culture :/ it’s so hard to find people with good TC skills :/ why programming though?? So random

My previous boss at a TC company who I worked with for 4.5 years and who I still keep in touch with: Yeah that tracks. You’ll be great at that.

#don't let the opinions of people who don't know you well affect your major life decisions or your opinions about yourself #the people who know me well are more supportive than the people who barely know me #and it's not because they love me more. It's because they are better judges of my capabilities and interests #to people who don't know me well it's like ''wtf you're going from plant science to computers?? weird switch but okay''#meanwhile my previous boss be like ''yeah you were the only one here who ever understood and efficiently used our data tracking program''#it was also really funny when I told people that the entrance exam to apply for school was a bunch of logic puzzles #and they all looked at me with genuine HORROR like OH MAN THAT SUCKS BUT GOOD LUCK I HOPE YOU PASS!!#and it shocked ME that they responded that way because... i thought... logic puzzles... were fun #i genuinely was forced to confront a new concept:#apparently some people do not think that analytical reasoning puzzles are a fun way to choose to spend your free time #I also had to do analytical reasoning puzzles in front of the person who interviewed me for school admissions #i was supposed to take 30 minutes on the puzzles. and then 30 minutes of answering normal interview questions #i.... i did all the puzzles in like.... 7 minutes....#and the interviewer was like #''oh ok you got through those fast.... um... well... clearly you have a good grasp of logical thinking strategies...'''#mine #memories #employment #school #boss #career #programming #tissue culture

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malwarechips · 2 years

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i love christian imagery i love taking what Those Types Of Christians say and turning it on its head and using it against them . sorry i love my sona a lot theyre literally a nonbinary demon who uses they/them and my favourite way to draw them is with heavy christian imagery and theyer so so so so oooo cool their name is literally mary .fuck youuuuuyuuyu

#lev.txt #religious themes cw #transphobia cw #<- tiny mention in the tags but still #SORRY im so fucking autism rn im laughing at Those Types Of Christians being stupid #i find it so fucking funny .#they said using they/them is against god ... hell yeah its against god when im the one using it ... fuck god !!!!!!!!!!#sorry i just dont like christianity much #srsly tho i have nothing against christians who DONT use their religion to be assholes #but ive seen too many Christians Who Do Use Their Religion To Be Assholes to enjoy the thought of christianity at all lmao .#also my stepdad is christian and he's like the worst person ive met so its kinda maybe partly that as well but also #i didnt like christianity before i even realised he was christian so maybe it isnt that much #ok im rambling in the tags now i'll stop .#also i was very subtle with this in the past but i blame tboi for making me realise im demonkin #it rlly shoved it all out at once . its funny

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rumisgf · 2 months

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“ YOUR BEST EATER ! ” (MHA EDITION)

ꕥ summary: rating how well mha men would eat you out ! (this is canon cause i said so)

ꕥ includes: keigo takami, mirio togata, touya todoroki, shota aizawa, katsuki bakugou, denki kaminari, enji todoroki

ꕥ warnings: dom/sub implications, oral f!recieving, dirty talk, crack ofc this is for fun, slander (sorry lol), black!reader as always, timeskip chargebolt and dynamight

KEIGO TAKAMI - ♾️/10

⊗ he’s a REAL eater.

⊗ you have to cry and beg for him to pop his mouth off you because he has an addiction

⊗ he thinks you taste so good

⊗ there’s not one morning his head doesn’t end up between your thighs

⊗ and at events, he’ll find a way to pull you to the nearest bathroom and get a quick one out because you just looked too good

⊗ he loves having you sit on his face

⊗ “imma eat it. AHHHHH”

⊗ he doesn’t care if you just got off of work or if you’re tired he needs your pussy on his tongue stat.

⊗ he’s such a slut.

“please- ‘s too much~!”

“c‘mon i know you got one more, i got you~”

TOUYA TODOROKI - 3/10

⊗ you thought he was an eater…?

⊗ you’re funny.

⊗ yeah unfortunately mr. long dick over here doesn’t like eating pussy

⊗ his ego is bigger than his dick

⊗ however,

⊗ on the rare occasion that he’s feeling extra nice, he’ll do more than plunge his fingers into you before he makes you take him from the back

“o-oh~..!”

“couldn’t help myself…too fuckin’ wet…”

ENJI TODORKI - 0/10

⊗ like father like son (he’s much worse)

⊗ he’s not particularly a…. giver

⊗ he’s a meanie he’d rather manhandle you instead

⊗ he don’t even like his wife and kids so what makes you think he likes you enough to eat you out

⊗ besides….even if he tried…it wouldn’t be…well…good.

⊗ he’s too rough he might bite your shit i don’t know pookie

⊗ if you beg him enough he’ll do it for like a split second

⊗ you immediately regret your decision

⊗ help him.

“wait- it’s ok it’s o-ok. nevermind…”

“what’s wrong?”

SHOTA AIZAWA - 7/10

⊗ he likes to pretend he doesn’t like giving head

⊗ but you catch him on one of those days….

⊗ he becomes a different man

⊗ and he’s mean with it, too

⊗ your thighs will have bruises from the way he forces your legs open

⊗ he likes eating you out before just because he feels satisfied having you weak before he even fucks you

⊗ he’ll edge you and tease you just to have you begging him to cum

“stay fuckin’ still, or you’re not cummin’. understand?”

MIRIO TOGATA - 10/10

⊗ yes i’m sneaking my man in here. i do not care.

⊗ he’s a certified munch y’all hate to say it

⊗ he gets it from fatgum.

⊗ (i would put him in here but then imma get nasty)

⊗ please just sit on his face and give him three minutes you will be dripping before he even puts it in

⊗ he massages your thighs and kisses your clit ‘cause he really is just so in love with you

⊗ not only will he shove his head between your thighs before he fucks you just to get a quick taste

⊗ he’ll clean you up after he fucks you, tastes himself and you

⊗ he’s a huge giver

⊗ please marry him

“such a pretty pussy, baby…’m gonna clean you right up~”

BAKUGOU KATSUKI - 9/10

⊗ oh give him five minutes

⊗ put him between your legs and he’s done for

⊗ he’s a nasty FREAK and he cannot hide it in this predicament.

⊗ he swears up and down ‘he doesn’t eat pussy’ to all his friends and every girl who brings it up

⊗ but if it’s his baby? someone he’s really into?

⊗ you see a completely different side of him

⊗ and he makes everything so messy

⊗ he’s so focused when he does it and when he looks up at you… you are done for

⊗ he can make you cum quick to get you wet enough to just slip in– then he gets right to business

“kats~…”

“taste so good…so fucking good..”

DENKI KAMINARI - 11/10

⊗ y’all thought i wasn’t gonna put him here?

⊗ he refers to himself as an eater

⊗ he has no shame

⊗ he’ll eat it in the morning, for lunch, after dinner, for dessert- he really doesn’t care

⊗ he definitely can get off just from giving you head

⊗ the feeling of you dripping down his chin and the sound of your moans is enough to get him up

⊗ you will be orgasming more than once

⊗ and he can go on for hours if he really wanted to

“my messy baby…you sound so pretty~

©𝑹𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑮𝑭

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talaok · 1 year

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Like a Virgin

Pairing: Joel Miller x reader

summary: It's been a really long time since Joel has felt the feel of anything else besides his own fist, and once you remind him how good the real thing is... let's just say it's hard for him to live up to his full potential.

warnings: smut| unprotected p in v sex, premature ejaculation, very touch-starved Joel, and allusion to oral sex (f receiving)

a/n: I don't know what to say lmao this is a thing for me ok, don't judge (and also you can't tell me this isn't accurate, like this man hasn't gotten laid since the moon landing probably, and you expect him to last? no way babe). Also I'm sorry about the title it's funny to me lol

Now this wasn't like him.

He hadn't done this in a long time.

The last time he had sex with a woman he'd just met (or any woman to be completely honest) he was 25 years younger and the world hadn't gone to shit yet... so yeah, a long time indeed.

But you were so fucking beautiful, such a pretty face with such pretty eyes, and god but that mouth of yours-

And plus you were new to Jackson, you didn't know yet about all the scary stories folks liked to tell about him, and you were kind and funny, and... did he mention hot already?

Just one night of letting loose, that's what he'd told himself, and then he was gonna go back to his old closed-off self, but for now... for now, he was too busy throwing you on his bed to think about anything else.

You were getting rid of your clothes and he followed your lead more than willingly, almost ripping the buttons off his flannel in the rush.

He bent down to kiss your neck as his hands hurried to your tits.

God, he'd forgotten how good it felt to touch a woman.

And when you let out a little whimper, he swore he had ascended to another universe.

"Joel please"

Fuck him, but he wasn't inside of you yet, and he was already feeling far too close to coming.

Guess fucking his own fist for two decades really does something to a man.

"need something?"

He was acting wayy too smug for someone who was feeling like a virgin all over again.

"Please- I need you inside me, Joel"

fucking damnit- he shouldn't have asked that, his dick was now really suffering the consequences.

He didn't risk saying anything else as he got rid of his boxers, but of course, you just had to come out and say:

"oh wow, you're big" with the sexiest fucking voice he'd ever heard.

"want me to stop?"

For some reason, those words elicited a criminally hot smirk on your lips

"Definitely not"

You were looking at him like a starving woman and he had to look down to where he was moving his tip to your entrance to get away from you and your dangerous, dangerous gaze

He pushed into you slowly and god fucking damnit but the sounds that you made... those sweet little moans and whines you let out as your warm pussy stretched around him and hugged him better than anything he'd felt in years... he had no words for it- no coherent sounds could make it out of his mouth except for a few groans coming deep from his chest.

"Good christ"

that's the only thing he managed to murmur as he bottomed out and had to take a break to try not to bust his load right there.

"fuck you feel so good" you moaned, as your hands gripped his sheets "please move" you begged, your voice breathy and pleading, and godfuck he should have really thought about it before doing this.

"Joel please-"

"I just need a moment darlin'" he explained, closing his eyes to try and remember how he used to manage to last and coming up completely empty.

He could feel your expectant eyes on him so even if he sure as hell didn't feel ready, he did as you asked and started to move.

The regret reached him extraordinarily fast as he felt your walls tightening around him and as you cried out for him like an angel sent straight from heaven.

"fuck-" you moaned, looking up at him with doe eyes that made him wonder if you really just knew what you were doing, if you actually enjoyed torturing him like this

"god you're so deep"

Yeah, you definitely knew

"and so big-" you cried

He gripped your waist to try and ground himself as he thrusted into your fucking perfect cunt.

"oh my god-yes!" you moaned, your back arching from the bed as his thrust got harsher in the hopes that that would make you talk less.

"just like that Joel- oh-"

And Joel was tough in a lot of ways and he wasn't one to give up easily, but shit you were making it hard for him.

"Please don't stop- fuckfuckfuck" you begged, shutting your eyes close at the feeling.

And that was it, he couldn't do it anymore

"please stop talking" he breathed, his eyes resuming their tour of your eyes, mouth, and bouncing tits.

"why?"

"nothing it's just-"

And before he could answer you had grabbed his shoulder and forced him to bend down to meet your mouth with his.

Goddamnit.

"you just feel too good Joel"

"fuck." he groaned, not able to stop his hips from moving no matter how much he wanted to "shit"

"what is it?"

"Jesus Christ I-"

"is there something wrong?"

"n-no just- fuck I'm sorry sweetheart"

And that's all he could say as he abruptly pulled out of you, his spend covering your stomach not even a second after as he growled so loud his neighbors probably thought he was getting killed.

"shit" again, he sighed, his forehead falling to your shoulder.

"oh" you couldn't help but smile as everything came together

"I'm sorry darlin'" he breathed, leaning away and standing up as shame filled every inch of him.

"It's just- It's been a long time since I've done... this"

You sat up, your legs still dangling off the bed, as you admired his handy work on your belly.

"And you... you're just real fucking pretty" he huffed a half-laugh "I'm sorry"

You looked up at him then, meeting his mortified expression.

"No hey" you smiled, placing a hand on his torso "It's fine, I understand"

"god this is embarrassing, I feel like a sixteen-year-old all over again" he shook his head

"stop" you cooed, gently caressing his skin, as a mischievous spark lighted in your irides "It's fine, really" you promised, "and besides..." you bit your bottom lip as you slowly spread your legs "you could still make it up to me, y'know?"

He groaned again, falling to his knees between your thighs

"that I can do"

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oshaviolater · 2 years

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i feel like i need to set boundaries. for my own sake.

#ive been dealing with some reaaallyyyy cruel thoughts towards this specific person im close to lately ;-;#i mean obviously ive tried my best not to translate those thoughts into action so its mostly fine so far #we are also miles apart rn so i cant do physical harm to our relationship by any action yet #but like damn. my brain u r a ppl killer #its just that some1 im close to is like. idk i always feel like they steal people from me.#it's extremely annoying nd kinda hurts bc like i like to keep people at bay. too close makes me itchy #but then my friend comes and completely pushes themselves into my relationship nd sort of....steals that person to themselves #and its so annoying. nd makes me have such cruel thoughts against them like um ew #nd then there are some specific people ive pushed away and those people are. so close to them rn #just bc whomever i push away they keep contact with them #and its just. sort of. really. weird. and annoying.#and the weirdest of it all probably is the fact that i kinda disclosed to my friend that im infatuated with this one person. but like #very mild infatuation and its like normal we never broached the subject again #and its just. so weird bc like #not to sound like a creep but i......went thu their convos on insta (which um. i asked for the credentials okay #i had consent whatever they dont mind if they did they wouldnt give me the credentials. i asked them in the moment ok)#but yeah anyway my friend is just. using words like. literally like. jaani. baby. heart symbols blah blah #and omg. its sort of cringe i dont rly mind bc its funny they kinda have the habit of affectionately saying that stuff so its fine but like #it's also sort of weird bc i did admit mild infatuation to my friend #also the fact that my friend mentioned how some of my friends cares for me differently (im guessing my friend meant 'care more' idk)#but like. it's sus. bc its the first time my friend ventured this time into my relationship with other people #enough to comment on the nature of depth of care? nd like. idk it makes me feel really weird #my friend is an extremely people person #i dont care abt people enough to venture words their relationship with their friends so i just chill back nd relax #but they have this. extreme need to venture into every relationship ive with people i know #and it just. gets on my nerves so bad now #ik blah blah blah that im pretty sure its all my insecurities bc this is the first time im dealing with the concept of friends #blah blah blah #but like nonetheless i dislike this feeling i wanna revert back to when i did not have people in my life #that was like. the most free moment ever. nd nowww all this shit is just ehhh ugh annoying.

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noxtivagus · 2 years

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good morning i just woke up

#🌙.rambles #funny i just got told that apollo n i said the same thing #that we don't want to wake up any later than 3 so #like we both said exactly 3 n asked our mom next time if she cld wake us up 😭😭#i am soo bad w waking up honestly bcs like #one i actually rarely wake up from alarms #two i often just head back to sleep #ok i'm uh #i thought i'd return the favor n open up to one of my friends so she'd likewise be more comfy w opening up again n #..tbf i was writing my messages at 7 am so i ended up saying far more than i meant to #november 2020. sigh #i really am mostly past that experience but!#yeah i think i wrote last night that i'm #idk thinking about it now n that time really gave me some trauma n that's hard to just undo despite how much i've healed #when i struggle i often feel like i shld just isolate than i should back then so i wldnt bother my friends #but then when i also feel that i'm yk drifting apart of being distant that makes me feel so anxious #i hate it bcs sometimes i #maybe it's bcs i opened up to those old friends years back but then even so they hurt me??#n then i wasn't the only one completely at fault bcs i remember for a while my #& then it hurts being the only one painted as the villain in the end n the others don't take into account that you're human too w their own #yeah #🌙.vent #i didn't mean to ramble again i'll probably delete this later #i remember sometime earlier this year or last year even when i'd remember that certain event #it'd really make me feel empty for a while bcs. yeah last year i barely had any ppl to talk to other than ffxiv #this year's different though. i've made friends that. yeah 🥹#it doesn't really hurt anymore i've mostly made my peace w it like. a year ago now actually but #i'm.. very worried i think of how its effects still impact me? i've gone a long way but #it hurts. letting your guard down n opening up only to get hurt n i'm still rather afraid of that. i'll be strong enough within but.. yeah #i really didn't mean at all to ramble lmfao i feel a bit empty but i'm fine

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