#yeah this is pretty cursed
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#grad school#college#yeah#i'm pretty sure anybody who has taken high school english#knows exactly what reading for pain is...#curse you tess of the d'urbervilles!! *shakes fist*
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getting handsy with the invocatio trio 2/3 spicy, minors keep scrolling
#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmo#obey me asmo x mc#obey me asmodeus x mc#obey me smut#asmo#i finally drew him!!😭#omg#i was so scared he is too pretty and i'm just a mortal#but yeah#on your knees pretty boy 😈✏️#the godforsaken curse mista put on me forced me to draw a 5th hickey 🤦🏻♀️
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How did I never hear this radio until the brawn doc hahahaha
#i love baby seb#hes like a kid who just learned curse words 🥹#its weird watching this bcs ig im so uses to radio censorship nowadays#that im like wow jfc they cursed so much back then!#but its probably pretty equal but the broadcasters have decided to be bitches abt it now#i wonder if its cause they subtitle it now#i dont rly know what the procedure is back then vs now abt how comms work and how they broadcast them#ahhhhhh ik this doc is abt brawn but wherever i see Seb im just clutching my chest like a proud mother#hilarious also to watch it w my dad bcs he is seriously the easiest person to sway in terms of driver favs/opinions#like Nando will always be his fav cause yay old man!#but i show him seb clips boom seb's his p2. and now watching this hes like 'yeah jenson is my 2nd fav'#why are you susceptible to propaganda LMFAO#i need to show him more seb ig...im always such a propagandist for him 🤭#sebastian vettel#f1#formula 1
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one of those 'peter in gotham' aus except lex fucking luthor is the one that finds him. Can you imagine the shenanigans. peter accidentally goes through a portal and lands in the outskirts of metropolis where luthor just so happens to have a factory doing Something. and luthors employees find him and go to luthor like Hey boss,, Umm. theres a teenager in the grass. luthors like, what happened? cue the factory workers going i dont know! the kid jsut fell out of this weird portal thing! and hes like,,, Hm.
superman definitely should be relevant but i still want the batfamily to meet peter. can you imagine that luthors kryptonite reserves were discovered and confiscated. and theres some discovered in gotham, whether it be naturally discovered there or someones like, selling it? and so thats how peter gets sent to gotham? although i cant see luthor letting him loose on the big wide world without some insurance, because hes definitely obscuring some of the facts from peter in order to manipulate him.
hmmm maybe luthor traps peter in a deal that peter cant easily get out of (at the cost of his or someone elses safety) so that even when peter Does discover how bad luthor is, he cant just bail out. idk i just think its very funny how every single person peter is vaguely acquainted with turns out to be a supervillain. or somehow personally wronged by him. and i think that should extend beyond universes.
#should i write this.#after peter finds out luthor is The Worst he officially swears off billionaires and then-#-bruce tries to talk to him as Bruce Wayne and peters internally like: oh god not fucking again. are you kidding me. im cursed#peter @ bruce: btw if you turn out to be the next coming of like. The Antichrist im going to be pretty upset. so dont do that#bruce: ? yeah. Okay. [internally: he needs help . Guidance. A F]#dick‚ stopping suddenly and looking around suspiciously: something just happened.#(jason in the background: what the fuck are you- ohshit. what the hell. What the hell just happened]#dc#dc x marvel#dc x mcu#peter parker#batfamily#batfam#lex luthor#spiderman#bruce wayne
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WE'RE GETTING EVICTED FROM OUR APARTMENT.
#ok yeah not the best news to suddenly reappear on after almost a month of radio silence#but a shit ton has been happening lately its fucking wild#i had to call the ambulance for my mom :[ DW she's ok !!! just some stomach problems#i went to the club the like last last week ish ?? it was.. okay i wish my friends werent super self concious#abt dancing bc damn it was kinda boring.... almost just stood there for 5 ish hours#got plastered the other day at a friends house too#and we stayed up and watched the whole entire cars franchise and this is probably my biggest hear me out yet...#lightning mcqueen.#LIKE NOT THE FUCKING CAR OK LIKE IF HE WERE A REAL GUY HE WOULD B HOT#......yes its owen wilsons voice yeah ok i get it yeah. shut. shut it. SHUT UP.#anyway cars 1 is a classic a masterpiece muah muah cars 2 is abysmal and cars 3 is pretty good#ALSO I MISSED LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK I AM DEVASTATED WHAT DO I DO I FAILED YOU LESBIANS IM SO SORRY........#the karmic debt from me missing it will curse me somehow..........#anyway yeah we r getting evicted i think idk so were apartment hunting and its so difficult everything is so expensive :']]]]#landlords r actually the spawn of satan#thats it for the update ill doodle smthn maybe i dunno zzzz#frambling...?
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Ok so Hi-Fi crush reveal time...
It's Peppermint 👉👈 Took me quite a while to figure out if it was just "Oh I think she's pretty" or "Oh I have a crush" but now I'm 99% sure it's a crush-
#pan rambles#The curse about realizing so late that I like girls is the fact that I got no clue what my type is-#So it takes me a while to figure out if It's aesthetic attraction or something more-#Afksnfksnfkd Man I'm so happy that I love girls👉👈#It feels nice to no longer hide that part of me#ahem anyways#yeah#Peppermint is pretty and smart👉👈 I like her
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Idk where the story of the frog turning into a prince after getting a kiss comes from but yk... This with Yuuji and Blobkuna
#imagine if you will Yuuji finding a small and frankly ugly thing crawling on the ground#clearly lost and helpless but somehow more than capable of insulting him#Yuuji doesn't want to leave it alone outside. so after some back and forth he convice the thing (Sukuna as he demands to be called)#to 'come to his house' with him#(Yuuji picks him up and puts him in his pocket but he had to make it seems the other had a choice in the matter. prideful bastard)#anyways they spend a few days together get to know each other yadda yadda and Yuuji who was just feeling some pity#for what he assumed was a small critter he would just keep with him and release somewhere safer#realized that oh! that's a grown ass man cursed into looking like this!#so Yuuji promises to take care of him as best as he can and look for a cure for the curse#smoosh#😱 the small asshole was actually a (hot) 2 meters+ four armed [etc] man?!#and since Yuuji already promised to stay with him they start living together#and then they lived happily ever after :D the end#...yeah i realized pretty early on i should have added it to the main post#i might tomorrow idk#sukuita#sukuna#itadori yuji#my post
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riptide hadestown au. you agree.
#my post#my art#just roll with it show#jrwi riptide#albatrio#chip jrwi#jay ferin#gillion tidestrider#uhh making a human gillion design was so difficult but i didnt want him to randomly be a fish man in this. so.#i tried#also i put the bandana around his head instead of his neck to like. take the place of the coral lol#anyways every time i listen through hadestown i picture it with these guys as orpheus eurydice and hermes and it makes me cry#smiles!! its fun#the bit where orpheus sings part of his song and. admittedly ive never seen the show idk what happens but SOMETHING magical happens#and eurydice is like awestruck...#during the loffinlot arc when gillion DECIMATED those beetles and then healed chips curse and chip just stared at hime like '...who ARE you#yeah. yeah.#im not even like a big fnc person they just fit into orpheus and eurydice pretty well
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i have grown kinda tired of all the studio ghibli and totk comparisons bc i love most of miyazakis movies and its so annoyingly obvious that if totk actually took inspiration from them its all just the surface level aesthetic and none of the good story telling
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#totk#like yeah i see how ashitakas arm and how he got it hurt looks similar to how link “”“”“loses”“”“” his arm in totk#but ashitakas wound is a curse of hatred from a deity that protected their forest from humans destroying it to get to the iron in the earth#and the deity - whos a BOAR- got wounded so badly the pain and fear of death turned him into a demon of hatred#while the poeple wanting the iron are also just doing it for their own survival#like man i fukcing WISH totk had any of the storytelling that princess mononoke had#them seemingly jsut taking the aesthetic from it but none of the story is even more infuriating to me tbh#princess mononoke is one of my all time favorite movies#maybe thats another reason why im so disgruntled about totk#bc it reminds me of things i love -zelda and mononoke- and turning it both bad#before the game was out the comparisons from link to ashitaka was pretty much in every second theory video#abd even then i was skeptical bc i doubted they could make in any way a story as good as that#welp :))))#anyway#old man yells at cloud lol#(this is not directed at anyone directly btw- i just keep running into even now and been feeling this way for a long time- )
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Feel me up 🥺
Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me
#yeah im a triple threat. (mentaly ill. Physically drained. spiritually cursed.)#satans knitwear#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#floral lingerie bodysuit#🍑 is served#🍑 take a bite#my gif to you#bi girl#cheeky#uk girl#wlw
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AU where SWK and Mac share a body but like, different
During the day he's Wukong, the Monkey King, MK's teacher, but the moment the sun disappears from the sky he's Liu'er Mihou, the Six Eared Macaque, a king's shadow
During the daytime, Macaque (or his essence? Idk how to explain it) appears as SWK's shadow. He can't leave SWK's side, but he can control other shadows and stretch himself enough to cover up a whole room. He can still make shadow clones of himself to resemble a physical body, but he can't posses them so it's useless anyway (unless it's for fighting or stuff like that). He's never wanted his own body anyway
When it's night, Sun Wukong appears as all the light surrounding Macaque. Be it a lamppost, a phone, a fire, or even the glow of the moon, you name it. All of that is him. If he really wants to, though, he can show up as some kind of ghost, like when he's doing that whole Astral Projection thingy, but more cloud-looking. If you pay enough attention, you can sometimes see something that looks like a golden cloud surrounding Macaque's body
They can tell what the other is feeling and thinking all the time. It's not overwhelming or anything, it's just how things have always been. When they "talk" they don't do it with words, they just always know what the other wants to communicate
#this isn't a “oh they got cursed to share a body” type of au#it's more like. they were always that way#there isn't a time where the king didn't have a shadow#stories talk about how swk's shadow was as powerful as him but they don't talk about it like the shadow is a living being#so the whole sharing a body thing is kind of a secret#except that they don't care about it and are willing to share this w pretty much anyone if asked#lmk#lego monkie kid#sun wukong#the six eared macaque#the monkey king#liu'er mihou#shadowpeach#you can see it that way or not btw. personally i see them as more like uhh. qpr?#i need a name for this au#maybe eclipsed star?#yeah that sounds right#eclipsed star au#i hope that's not already an au lol
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the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger
#uhh#disordered eating cw#just in case#mumbling#like jfc i know i’m not the first to say it and my experience is relatively SO tame#but it STILL fucked with my head for YEARS#and most people don’t go nearly that long between weight loss attempts at all for basically their whole lives!!!!!#and we’re so blasé about it like yeah just eat less to lose weight#and so few people talk about the really weird shit that phase of my life taught me even though they seem like pretty universal things#like when you lose weight deliberately by denying yourself food you get COLD#you get cold and you get in your head and you get sad it’s like being less alive#the times i’ve lost weight/recomped on accident (by doing smth that makes me move more‚ getting better sleep etc)#it’s been WARM#burn hotter move freer feel happier#and also the way hunger feels when you’ve been denying yourself food for an extended time is NOT the same as baseline hunger#it’s actually kind of wild that we use the same word to describe both feelings like that shit is NOT the same#that shit is not ‘being really hungry’ it’s a fuckin. blood curse or some shit you feel straight up unhinged#and i should disclaim here i am not talking large amounts of weight#i’ve fluctuated over i think a 20lb range max since reaching close to my adult height and that’s a guesstimate#but even in my relatively unremarkable little experiences here the way deliberate weight loss fucked with my brain is absurd to me#i’m fine now have been for years but seriously thinking back on it the fact that this is routine medical advice. unreal
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This is based off of an audio clip from Silent Hill, a game I sadly have not gotten to play yet :(, but I saw someone else’s animation of the clip and got really inspired by it. Idk if I’ll ever actually animate this scene or anything, but it got me to draw Hector and Julia so it was worth it lol
#castlevania#castlevania games#akumajo dracula#akumajou dracula#castlevania curse of darkness#curse of darkness#castlevania Julia#julia laforeze#rosaly castlevania#hector castlevania#castlevania hector#silent hill#< referenced#art post#my art#castlevania fanart#fanart#augh I really do need to draw more about other games in the series#curse of darkness my beloved—#please please notice how Hector is drawn with his outfit from the manga with the outlines of his current outfit over him#and how Julia is drawn as she is with faint outlines of Rosaly over her#I also really like how I drew Hector’s nose from that front view angle hmmmmmm#I might start drawing noses a little more detailed like that perhaps perhaps#I love drawing like a new facial feature and getting excited that I’ve figured out how to properly simplify it for my art style it’s so fun#also I haven’t drawn Julia and Rosaly in a while but that was really fun I love their hair#I’ve noticed that it’s a bit easier for me to look mostly at the 3D models of the characters to break down the shapes and stuff#Ayami’s art is really pretty but it’s also nice to see how other artists simplified it for use in game :3#yeah anyway#hopefully I get to play silent hill eventually I’ve always thought it looked so cool#I don’t have any of the games though but I always look for them in game stores and the like
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I mean, I’d say I’m pretty normal about this modern/human AU
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getting to the bottom of the new area and going oh 1. ajaw was telling the truth about what (he thinks) he was 2. so that's why he looks like that 3. did kinich go to ochkanatlan to meet him or was he set up somewhere else
#personal stuff#thorn plays genshin#I MEAN. I PRESUME??#otherwise it's just a coincidence that he's named Divine Rulership and mentioned by name. maybe he named himself that but c'mon#anyway head in hands oh my god. lore.#automatons modeled after dragons....yeah.... like the humans made automatons modeled after humans. wouldn't dragons do the same#cannot believe we just. killed them. no questions asked. they had 30 years to go we couldn't have like. asked them some questions first.#but anyway yeah presumably the land of seven flames was pretty big? not Just ochkanatlan. so ajaw Could have been elsewhere#were they in different places? or was ochkanatlan pretty much it. hm#anyway haha. what the fuck were those holy sovereign's notes huh#''she showed me all there was to know about the ancient empire:#''that ladder that climbed up to the firmament. those weapons converted from (...); those cannons that could tear (...) to pieces;#''those (...) that fell from the three moons; the research about (...) and wishes...''#HELLO? HELLOOO??#IS ANYBODY THERE.#[we knew most of this stuff already but hearing it CONFIRMED like this is making me insane]#the divine ladder [hinted at in the spiral abyss description] climbing up to the firmament [false sky]#those weapons [gnoses perhaps?] converted from [third descender's corpse if so]#are ''the cannons'' referring to the same thing? or does celestia have. oh fuck sentence canceled. the nails???#the research about something and wishes [visions]. but what was the other thing. hmm#ALSO WHAT FELL FROM THE THREE [destroyed] MOONS. WHAT DON'T WE KNOW. HELLO.#also i initially took her ''as a long lived species memory is a curse'' to mean like. mara. or erosion#which might be the case but also like. storage space. memory. on a computer...
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love how ghiralink can range from they are deeply in love with each other (obvious to everyone but them) but won't even consider holding hands in public to actively trying to kill each other while saying some of the most romantic shit you've ever heard. In the same fanfic even
#the 'bound by a thread of fate' to 'can't even say your name because that's too intimate' pipeline#post canon master/sword aus.... everything has changed and yet it's all still the same#it's even funnier when it's all Ghirahim. Link doesn't notice a difference#random skyloft npc: yeah when you first had that cursed sword he was weird and creepy and we all thought you were just fucking#now we see we were wrong and he's actually pretty chill. when's the marriage how many kids do you want etc.#link‚ who has irreversibly bound himself to the blade and sleeps with the sword in his bed (in case of emergencies no other reason): what#ghiralink
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