#yeah that tracks lmao

[decaydanceredacted]

On the topic of albums… jacked it to Soul Punk multiple times and would sure as hell fuck to it if given the chance. (If you know who I am, you are either not surprised or already know this.)

^^

[agustd-png]

"Masturbating women concentrating only on their own sexual demands, without the psychic distractions of a coital partner, may enjoy many sequential orgasmic experiences without allowing their sexual tensions to resolve below plateau-phase levels. Usually physical exhaustion alone terminates such an active masturbatory session."

-Human Sexual Response, Masters & Johnson

[byanyan]

What creature lies in your soul?

vampire.

ㅤyou have locked yourself in from the sun, too afraid to face the light... too afraid of what it may illuminate about yourself.

tagged by:ㅤ@mirrordread ♡♡♡

[jq37]

Love Erika carrying on the proud D20 tradition of impromptu major surgery with no training or prep whatsoever. Unfortunately, results are bound to vary when you're playing with notorious Your Actions Have Consequences Even When They're Bits or Flavor GM Aabria Iyengar.

[crowmise]

I like to think Shadow Milk has majestic flowy hair back then, but now he just has a crap ton of hair gel(?) in his hair.

[mirensiart]

niko being alive during spirit tracks while it's implied tetra and link aren't, despite both of them being around the same age as him in wind waker made me think like

What if telink aren't dead but like extremely retired and vibing over at link's summer house island while the entire plot of spirit tracks happens lmao

st!zelda sends them a letter telling them about what happened (after hyrule is saved obviously) and a day later a pissed off grandma tetra appears like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TURNED INTO A GHOST?? WHO'S ASS DO I HAVE TO KICK?!" and zelda's like "nana please sit down, think of your blood pressure, I'm fine now. Nana put the sword down, NANA"

meanwhile grandpa link is in the background sitting in a chair somewhere like dying of back pain cause they sailed at the speed of light to get there the moment tetra read zelda's update letter lmao

[jacklefay]

Gay Man who Accidentally Dooms All of Humanity

You had all the best intentions. You were in love. You had to protect them, you had to. You've been hiding who you are for so long, what's one more secret. Your fatal flaw in not reaching out, you can always handle things on your own.

https://uquiz.com/quiz/R6lOh6/oddly-specific-horror-archetype

I made a quiz!

Reblog with what you got!

[corujalesbica]

Yeah your boyfriend loves you, but does he love you more than he loves the concept of his enemies death?

[genericpuff]

Hephaestus created social media and sold it to the other gods as something to boost security.

Hephaestus was fast to proof his claims.

Hephaestus and Aphrodite are divorced and everyone saw the falldown through the said social media.

Conclusion?: Hephaestus created social media as a trap to catch Aphrodite cheating him?

(P.s. Even though this comic has nothing to do with the videogame Hades, it is nice to see that this version of Tisiphone knows way more words than variations of "murder" 😂)

[gossippool]

i was gonna make a personal poolverine headcanons list because other people were doing it too but i realised my fics already have most of them so. here are some of my headcanons in fic snippet form. some contradict with others and some i don't even think are necessarily true but it's fun to experiment

people have said this before but logan fights wade because he sees himself in him (or because he realises that he actually doesn't and he hates that)

wade knows about and feels the (emotional and psychological) effects of all his other variant selves (and everything else if he tries)

logan's heightened senses gives him synesthesia

logan doesn't actually like violence/fighting/blood during sex or like ever. it's just an unhealthy addiction that started from him killing all those people that he snuffed with alcohol but revived with wade, and a way to take his anger out on (someone like) himself

with regard to wade's chronic pain slight p pressure on his skin hurts more and in a worse way than sharp pains like getting stabbed

[spotaus]

Eyy, King Reaper and his beloved Mage Geno designs <3

[emblazons]

"Duty is sacrifice. All men of honor must pay it's price."

Dion Lesage & Sir Terence in Final Fantasy XVI Jacaerys Velaryon & Cregan Stark in House of the Dragon ⤷ the honor and heartbreak of following one's prince

[moeblob]

"What's cookin', good lookin'?"

AKA I love how unhinged both Alfred and Bunet are and I want to study their brains.

[quixoticanarchy]

hey spotify this is not a genre of music?? this is not even a standard topic for music to cover. and if it was, it would not be represented by fucking outlaw country much less line dancing sdfghgf

[enden-k]

not the recap listing up luka fucking alien stage as one of my top 3 faves/most listened to (and ofc sleep token as top fav bc ykno, sleep token is my oxygen and "sugar" specifically is my gender) im feeling so called out im blushing 🔪

also as a gallagher lover, this is truly follower of enigmata peak

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Had a discussion with the other couple who is going to the D20 show with us and they said "no upper limit" for ticket prices so I just did was I do and did like, best seats available at the time, and now they want to pay me and I am fully frozen over telling them an amount of money.