#yeah i'll post that

[greater-goober-metropolitan-area]

will wood and his evil twin won't wouldn't and their neutral triplet might could

[mythtakens]

[hychlorions]

oh mein gott he got unalived

[telogreika]

Space Race

[copia]

unfolds a long string of photos from my wallet but instead of my children it's the chronological evolution of copia from stock footage baby screenshots to frater imperator drip

[drunkonjazzandwine]

I know I have like a million incomplete series/stories rn but shhh I wanna talk about deaf!Stan Pines

-We all know he wasn't taking the best care of himself during his mullet years and he DEFINITELY wasn't taking himself to any hospitals when he got hurt

-Basically he gets a head injury, probably a Rico related scenario, and loses his hearing

-He has a period of Freaking the Fuck Out and becomes super paranoid, because Rico and Co are still on his tail and now he can't hear

-This is a good few years before the Portal Incident and maybe right after he gets out/breaks out of jail

-For a while, he's too proud to admit he's deaf, until he realizes that he can use it for sympathy points, and he does

-After a few weeks/months on his own without his hearing, he meets an older deaf homeless woman who teaches him ASL

-she probably dies because this is a Stan Pines au no one is allowed to be happy

-He gets the postcard and drives up to Gravity Falls, only to be immediately greeted with a crossbow to the face

-Ford starts going on his panicked ramblings about Bill and the portal and eyes and all that and it takes him a hot minute to realize that Stan hasn't said anything

-Meanwhile Stan is just kinda standing in the door waiting for Ford to turn around and he's just like *signing* dude I can't hear you

-And then they deal with Bill and Ford makes up with Fiddleford and the two of them make super high-tech hearing aids for Stan but also they learn ASL because hearing aids don't make someone not deaf and everyone is happy the end

[capaldiera]

if i directed the husbands of river song i would have included shots of his hands at the start and end and if you are paying attention you notice his nails are shorter at the date in the final scene

[sciencebees]

Happy birthday Final Fantasy 15

Noctis has been in that crystal for 7 slutty, slutty years

[equinoxartz]

Turned the Cult Of The Lamb bishops as ponies, as I do with all my hyperfixations now.

Extra info for this COTL/MLP AU below the cut.

Shamura: Alicorn/changeling mix, pony name is Smokeshade Glides, originally a unicorn/changeling mix before being an alicorn

Kallamar: Alicorn/siren mix, pony name is Typhoon Melodies, originally an earthpony/siren mix before being an alicorn

Narinder: Alicorn, pony name is Rotting Bird, originally a pegasus (with slight changeling) before being an alicorn

Heket: Alicorn, pony name is Crimson Fangs, originally an earthpony before being an alicorn

Leshy: Alicorn/draconequus mix, pony name is Havoc Viper, originally a pegasus/draconequus mix before being an alicorn

[anistarrose]

This is Garnet

In the house like Carpet

[boredgame]

draft from may 28 2023????

[saurons-pr-department]

Captures Sauron's spirit post Ring destruction and stores it in a Tamagotchi

[dudeshusband]

the reclusive mike can be lured in by cheese, peppermint bark, soup, milky ways, and dino images

[suuho]

your first priority should never be your significant other, your first priority should always be an exo-cbx comeback.

[lumism]

elsbian. max gayfield. jonathan biyers. and um. trans will. lgbt <3

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

i'll see all you faggots next year