#yeah i need help

[siriussimon]

Ghost and Konig drunk at the pub at the end of a large mission debating who you would rather have sex with. You overhear them and in your drunken state you proclaim that you could take both of them. They look at you shocked, but you're drunk little slut and you love the attention so you add in, "at the same time." Before you can even register what is happening Konig is picking you up and Ghost is calling an Uber back to the base. They're both trying to discreetly slip their hand between your thighs and up your shirt. Once you get back to base they escort you to your room and have their ways with you.

i like the way you think anon. this has me running laps just thinking about these two big masked men <3

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“you’re so dirty, meine liebe.” konigs voice was pressed so softly against your ear, lips ghosting the shell of it as he nipped at the nape of your neck. your back was pressed up against his chest, both of his large hands gripping at your inner thighs, keeping your shaking legs open, which had ghost eagerly lapping at your cunt.

“no— i just~” you whimpered out, barely able to form a coherent sentence when ghost was flicking his tongue so deliciously at your clit. your head falling back into konigs shoulder, your hair sticking to your forward, another whine leaving your lips when one of konigs hand began fondling your tits.

ghost chuckled into your sex, the vibration making your back arch, your cum leaking out of you, cunt practically drooling all over ghosts tongue.

“sweet thing can’t even talk huh? you taste so fuckin’ good, lovie.” his words sickening sweet despite him ripping another orgasm from you before even putting his cock inside. prepping you nice and slow. taking his time.

“ja, she seems ready, no? think she can take the both of us? like mein liebling said?” konigs words bringing you back to when you foolishly confessed that you could take both of their cocks so publicly.

your head was shaking rapidly, legs turning into themselves trying to shield ghosts abuse on your cunt, watching as he sat up on his knees, hands grabbing your knees and pushing them apart once more. you could feel his eyes looking over you and it made your skin feel flushed.

they practically manhandled you into a new position, so weak already, so hazy that you couldn’t even move properly. now on your hands and knees, your face inches away from ghosts hard cock, your back arching when you felt the tip of konigs cock pushing at your folds.

“please, im sorry—“

“your pleas are useless. you wanted this right? you wanted to be used like a little slut so fuckin’ deal with it.” ghost’s voice rumbled deep, a primal kind of growl in his tone before he stuffed your face full of him, making a muffled shriek fall from you.

“be nice, mein leutnant. she’s being so good for us, ja?” you heard from behind you before his full length penetrated you, filling you to the brim, right to your womb.

“yeah— fuck, our pretty girl.”

[foxy-kitsune]

i'm just gonna stay quiet and not comment on these.

[tumblerosestudios]

I'm raising $20,000 until 06/05/2023 for Help Family of 4 crawl out of poverty and avoid Homelessness. Can you help?

[i-am-not-a-villain]

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sorry I just need to let it out :)

[emetoniche]

holy fucking shit guys I am so sorry. I legitimately haven’t even been on tumblr since November. Idk what happened. Okay, that’s a lie, I know exactly what happened, but it’s a lot of whining about depression and shit, so I’m not gonna bore you with it. Anyways, I am unbelievably sorry that I haven’t posted in months and I will try to get a new story up soon. Luv you guys!

[alienducky]

Planning something wildly beyond my capabilities and attention span again when I've already got a zillion things I could be finishing, but so long as I'm having fun it's all good, right?

Haha...ha

Tomorrow I'll work on pirate Coco or write instead of starting this new thing. No starting new thing until at least one other thing I've been procrastinating on is done. I'm covering my screen in sticky notes!

[thekittyburger]

JESUS CHRIST

@ramblingstaylorsversion

EVERYONE GO WATCH HEATHERS LIVE RN!!

I may have taken away the completely wrong morals from it BUT HEY HO

Dead gay son was incredible

And everyone got a standing ovation

Bisexual lighting during dead girl walking???? /pos

[still-searching-for-something]

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[akanemnon]

Not only are you gonna fight a bunch of flowers, Susie. You're gonna fight a wedding bouquet!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[afterthelambs]

This side by side makes me cry. Those are the exact same eyes. Despite everything it's still you :(

[lucabyte]

there's a stranger who sleeps at the foot of your bed

[bisexualcroissant]

thinking about jeremy hitting rock bottom his freshman year, losing so much in one disastrous night, the repercussions of which would continue to haunt him for years. thinking about jeremy spiralling so bad cody said they “really thought we were going to lose him for a while there.” cat saying the right therapist can be “life changing”, using jeremy as an example. thinking about how bad jeremy’s crash out must have been, understandably; thinking about his family continuing to blame him for noah’s death—from the coldness of annalise, to the outright antagonism of bryson, to joshua ignoring him for years. the wilshires doing everything in their power to cover up what happened at the banquet rather than lending an ounce of support to a boy who had lost his brother in terrible circumstances, because jeremy was there, because it was so much easier to blame him for all of it. coldblooded, if you ask me. jeremy needed help, not damage control.

thinking about jeremy having probably the worst year of his life, having the opposite of emotional support from his family, and still somehow coming out of it a better person. thinking of all the work he put in to be better and succeeding—i’d rather die than ever be that person again. believe me. despite the hostility of his family system, despite being blamed for the fallout, despite the guilt and heartbreak that “nearly destroyed him”. still jeremy managed to build a new life for himself out of the wreckage, going so far as to be captain of the trojans, with a team who respect and admire him. still he managed to come out of it with such a capacity for kindness and goodness and lifting the people around him up.

thinking about jeremy continuing to be the human embodiment of sunshine despite living in such a cold home that was never forgiving or warm to him. jeremy knox, you will always be loved by me.

[tbob-enthusiast]

So, I did a Thing...

(click for better quality!)

What if the Axolotl had a pantheon?

I was playing around with my main AU and finally got around to designing Blarbador (yes, his name is super silly. I love him. I got it from Blood Chains, which is a REALLY great Billford fic if you're interested!). In my AU, he's here to make Ford's life hell! What a lovely fella.

Stanford was cursed by Blarbador to never be able to stay in a single dimension for longer than six years, as punishment for his and his partner's crimes (that being Bill, who died before Blarb could bring him to justice). As an immortal, his punishment is eternal, and as a human, his torment is never ending. Blarbador taunts him about it from time to time, but it's rare for him to appear "in person" again.

And yes, my Ford is a huge centipede! I love him!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Five foot something and he's royalty.

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one