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siriussimon · 1 year ago
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Ghost and Konig drunk at the pub at the end of a large mission debating who you would rather have sex with. You overhear them and in your drunken state you proclaim that you could take both of them. They look at you shocked, but you're drunk little slut and you love the attention so you add in, "at the same time." Before you can even register what is happening Konig is picking you up and Ghost is calling an Uber back to the base. They're both trying to discreetly slip their hand between your thighs and up your shirt. Once you get back to base they escort you to your room and have their ways with you.
i like the way you think anon. this has me running laps just thinking about these two big masked men <3
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“you’re so dirty, meine liebe.” konigs voice was pressed so softly against your ear, lips ghosting the shell of it as he nipped at the nape of your neck. your back was pressed up against his chest, both of his large hands gripping at your inner thighs, keeping your shaking legs open, which had ghost eagerly lapping at your cunt.
“no— i just~” you whimpered out, barely able to form a coherent sentence when ghost was flicking his tongue so deliciously at your clit. your head falling back into konigs shoulder, your hair sticking to your forward, another whine leaving your lips when one of konigs hand began fondling your tits.
ghost chuckled into your sex, the vibration making your back arch, your cum leaking out of you, cunt practically drooling all over ghosts tongue.
“sweet thing can’t even talk huh? you taste so fuckin’ good, lovie.” his words sickening sweet despite him ripping another orgasm from you before even putting his cock inside. prepping you nice and slow. taking his time.
“ja, she seems ready, no? think she can take the both of us? like mein liebling said?” konigs words bringing you back to when you foolishly confessed that you could take both of their cocks so publicly.
your head was shaking rapidly, legs turning into themselves trying to shield ghosts abuse on your cunt, watching as he sat up on his knees, hands grabbing your knees and pushing them apart once more. you could feel his eyes looking over you and it made your skin feel flushed.
they practically manhandled you into a new position, so weak already, so hazy that you couldn’t even move properly. now on your hands and knees, your face inches away from ghosts hard cock, your back arching when you felt the tip of konigs cock pushing at your folds.
“please, im sorry—“
“your pleas are useless. you wanted this right? you wanted to be used like a little slut so fuckin’ deal with it.” ghost’s voice rumbled deep, a primal kind of growl in his tone before he stuffed your face full of him, making a muffled shriek fall from you.
“be nice, mein leutnant. she’s being so good for us, ja?” you heard from behind you before his full length penetrated you, filling you to the brim, right to your womb.
“yeah— fuck, our pretty girl.”
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foxy-kitsune · 4 months ago
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i'm just gonna stay quiet and not comment on these.
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tumblerosestudios · 2 years ago
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I'm raising $20,000 until 06/05/2023 for Help Family of 4 crawl out of poverty and avoid Homelessness. Can you help?
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i-am-not-a-villain · 11 months ago
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHSJDHDUSUEUSYHSYWGSUSJZFSBSZBZHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHH
sorry I just need to let it out :)
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zoyavnikolai · 1 year ago
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at the end of his centurion duties tiberius blackthorn lays in bed and thinks about how his watson is doing, is the day he will forgive him closer? when does he get to have him back
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emetoniche · 10 months ago
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holy fucking shit guys I am so sorry. I legitimately haven’t even been on tumblr since November. Idk what happened. Okay, that’s a lie, I know exactly what happened, but it’s a lot of whining about depression and shit, so I’m not gonna bore you with it. Anyways, I am unbelievably sorry that I haven’t posted in months and I will try to get a new story up soon. Luv you guys!
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alienducky · 1 year ago
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Planning something wildly beyond my capabilities and attention span again when I've already got a zillion things I could be finishing, but so long as I'm having fun it's all good, right?
Haha...ha
Tomorrow I'll work on pirate Coco or write instead of starting this new thing. No starting new thing until at least one other thing I've been procrastinating on is done. I'm covering my screen in sticky notes!
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thekittyburger · 1 year ago
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JESUS CHRIST
@ramblingstaylorsversion
EVERYONE GO WATCH HEATHERS LIVE RN!!
I may have taken away the completely wrong morals from it BUT HEY HO
Dead gay son was incredible
And everyone got a standing ovation
Bisexual lighting during dead girl walking???? /pos
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priest-of-the-fortunate · 11 months ago
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more crises
kintype update
jevil deltarune
thanks
bye
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lucabyte · 4 months ago
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
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#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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knifearo · 1 year ago
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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the-twst-cast-needs-therapy · 3 months ago
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More (not really) Ultimate ability slander!
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(Someone needs to enlighten me on the Diasomnia UMs since the wiki is pretty barren and I don't know them that well yet ;0;)
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keferon · 3 months ago
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“Mistakes on mistakes until” ch 69 spoilers below!
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Ahahahahahahah here I go again
Mistakes on mistakes until until I can draw Jazz with my eyes closed
I woke up, checked my phone, woke up for real and decided that whatever plans I had for this day yeah no they can wait a little bit kfkgnfk
Also. Consider listening this while reading. Or don't who am I to tell you what to do~
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justaz · 4 months ago
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merlin who uses his magic everyday in ways that he doesn’t realize isn’t normal. magic helping him see in the dark so he can find his way in the woods or dark rooms with no problem. connecting with the woods around him so he always knows where he is and whats in the general vicinity which allows him to sense bandits just before they attack. using magic to keep warm in the cold or to cool down in the heat. confident and willing to go toe to toe with anyone bc he knows that regardless of what they throw at him, he could always win bc he could just use magic.
then somehow someway (post magic reveal) a sorcerer takes away merlin’s magic. or well just locks it away ig. but anyways merlin doesn’t have this part of him anymore and is left feeling empty, exposed, and vulnerable. arthur, the knights, and merlin going on a quest for answers to their problem and a way to get merlins magic back. but. but. but merlin is all jumpy and he’s rambling more than ever and is often reaching out to grab onto someone (usually arthur) and everyone’s confused and then they get ambushed and merlin freezes in the middle of the path like a deer. he’s watching everything go down around him with wide eyes until he’s targeted and one of the knights have to rush in to save him. afterward merlin is constantly holding someone and his grip is rather tight. he keeps looking around, his eyes scanning the trees around them over and over. when they try and settle down for the night, merlin wont leave the camp without an escort or two and when they’re trying to go to sleep, merlin is flinching at every noise in the woods around them and ends up shuffling over toward the person closest to him and laying pressed up against them.
arthur opening his mouth to tease and call him a coward when the word registers in his mind and he realizes that that’s what he’s actually seeing, merlin scared and defenseless. he ofc doesn’t realize the true depth of it all, i mean he knows merlin is missing his magic but he doesn't know that magic has always been a part of merlin, it makes him him. he’s had magic since he was born, he’s never known life without it. as he is now, he feels bare and exposed and blind and deaf and terrified. the knights are his defense rn and for the past few years, merlins been their protector so its a complete reversal of everything he’s ever known. he’s scared. arthur bites his tongue and lets merlin hold onto his arm and snuggle up close at night for some form of comfort and security. he doesn’t tease or mock and responds to his ramblings of fear with a level of gentleness the knights weren’t aware he even possessed. merlin slowly relaxing as arthur subtly comforts him without addressing it
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago
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Five foot something and he's royalty.
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siriussimon · 1 year ago
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save money or buy more thigh highs?
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