#yeah i guess they are

[daisyofwaterdeep]

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[kibumkim]

Funniest possible response when asked if ur product can cause lead poisoning.

[llovely]

here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

[brightlotusmoon]

[ayo-edebiri]

#Guess who's the only one allowed to stay

[marklikely]

how it feels to use the word diegetic

[nousanti]

Lately I did wonder if you did it all to make you feel desired, for love to replace your shame.

[crumplstiltskin]

some doodle

[serial-unaliver]

corporations after adding "plant based" and "gluten free" on packages of literal vegetables

[kagoutiss]

i’ll take care of everything

[kenchann]

dumb lil yuu doodles 🍊

[mercymaker]

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 + the 'damsel in distress' squad

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[klaunee]

I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.