#yeah dude im tagging everyone idc

[jellyaibo]

[out of breath] pizza tower....object show

[love-belle]

you are my favourite everything !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which they're just two best friends who happen to be in love.

or

for when you fall in love with your best friend. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // ollie bearman x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hi!!! i really hope u like this, my first time ever writing for ollie!!! thank u so much for reading, i love you <3 lando's version of shoutout to my ex will be posted soon, im so excited for u all to read it!!!

≡;- ꒰ °twitter ꒱

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liked by olliebearman, arthur_leclerc, carla.brocker and 468,916 others

yourusername the adventures of loverboy and hatergirl

tagged olliebearman

6,729 comments

username EVERYONE PAUSE

username LOVERBOY WHAT

username WHAT WHAT WHAT

username OH???????

mickschumacher "hatergirl" the first time you chose to speak facts

-> yourusername i hate you damn

-> mickschumacher bring cookies on the way to the apartment???

-> yourusername no (already bought them)

username OLLIE AND Y/N 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i've prayed for times like these

username they're NO WAY they're NOT dating

carla.brocker need to see you asap i miss u

-> yourusername baby we saw each other half an hour ago

-> carla.brocker ok and???

username ahahahahahah!!! im so normal about this!!!!!!!! sO normal!!!!!!!!!

username they're so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username my babies 😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

arthur_leclerc ollie is blushing, thought you should know x

-> yourusername OH MY GOD IM CRYING

-> olliebearman SHUT UP NO I'M NOT

-> charles_leclerc can confirm x

-> yourusername AW

-> olliebearman leave me alone!!!

username they're in love your honour

username t-minus few seconds till y/n says fuck it and hard launches her boy

username my largest source of serotonin ❤️

olliebearman i love you best friend!!!!!!!!

-> yourusername i love you more best friend!!!!!!!!!!

olliebearman midnight adventures with you are my favourite ❤️

-> yourusername thank you for driving to the store and getting me ramen ❤️

username THEY'VE GOT TO JOKING WITH US

username yeah they're in love idc

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liked by yourusername, charles_leclerc, mickschumacher and 799,756 others

olliebearman she drives me crazy in the most loveliest way

tagged yourusername

7,827 comments

username goodbye.

username WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN

username OH MY GOD

username violently sobbing

username this the same dude that called her "dude" on live tv?????????

-> username brother was fighting for his life then 😭😭😭

arthur_leclerc we KNOW

-> olliebearman and you will continue to do so

username i just KNOW arthur is sick of their shit

username SHE'S SO PRETTY

username might just fight ollie for her idk

username i died why is she so ❤️❤️❤️

username NEED SOMEONE TO POST ME LIKE THIS THANK U.

carla.brocker pretty girl 🤍

*liked by olliebearman*

username nah bc ollie better gf her up idc she's so 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username bitches be like "we're not in love" and then go and post this ollie is bitches

username "best friends" LMFAOOOOOOO

username THE MATCHING TPWK SWEATSHIRTS

-> username OMG OMG OMG

yourusername ok and??? u signed up for this 🙄❤️

-> olliebearman wouldn't have it any other way ❤️❤️❤️

yourusername thank u for being my personal photographer 💌

-> olliebearman anytime darling ❤️

-> username "darling" AHDHDHDHDHAJDNSSJ

*liked by yourusername*

username the mini cactuses ☹️☹️☹️ i love them ☹️☹️☹️

username they're so "you are in love" by taylor swift coded

username IM SO AHHHHHHHHHH

username y/n *breathes* ollie 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

≡;- ꒰ °instagram ꒱

liked by olliebearman, landonorris, carla.brocker and 468,913 others

yourusername you are my favourite everything

tagged olliebearman

username im ok *screams*

username OH MY GOD

username im cryinf whatcthebfuck i lobe them u so kuch yhisnis evtughirnh

username the way the world is spinning again

username THEY'RE SO PRECIOUS TO ME EVERYONE SHUT UP

carlo.brocker my favs 💐🤍

-> yourusername we love u so much angel 💌🩷

username when i say i want a relationship i mean i want what ollie and y/n have

username they're so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username i've prayed for times like these

username AHHHHHHHSDHHDHDHSHSHS

mickschumacher finally! took you both long enough

-> arthur_leclerc i'm saying like

-> yourusername fuck both of u

-> olliebearman you tell em baby

username im screaming what.

username they're MY otp

arthur_leclerc good now stop being gross in front of me

-> yourusername just remember ur gf likes me more.

-> arthur_leclerc NOW THERE WAS NO NEED FOR THAT

username THE TEXT THE TEXT THE TEXT IM DEAD

-> username if someone said that to me i'll cry omg

charles_leclerc this made my day! been waiting for this since forever! 🤍

-> yourusername WOAH WHAT

-> charles_leclerc yeah the entire grid has been waiting for you and ollie to get together

-> yourusername ahahahaha!!! oh!!!!!! this is life altering information goodbye.

-> olliebearman why is my girlfriend running around the house screaming?

username NOT THE F1 GRID BEING INVESTED IN THESE IDIOTS

username the way this isn't friends to lovers but idiots to lovers instead

*liked by mickschumacher and arthur_leclerc*

olliebearman been telling everyone that since i was 16 ❤️

-> yourusername u own my heart actually

olliebearman my favourite!!!!!!

-> yourusername MY favourite

olliebearman gf

-> yourusername bf

username GOODNIGHT.

username see y'all on the highway tonight

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liked by yourusername, arthur_leclerc, pierregasly and 814,629 others

olliebearman something about how one single thread of gold tied me to you

tagged yourusername

username idiots *affectionate*

username THE SCREAM I JUST LET OUT

username INVISIBLE STRING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

username THE CAPTION WHY AM I CRYING

username screaming internally crying throwing up sliding down the wall bashing my head pulling my hair yelling kicking

username the way my happiness lies with them

username alr. ok. ( AHAHSHSHDBDHAJAJJS)

mickschumacher photo credits for 3rd and 6th would be very much appreciated

-> olliebearman you threw up .5 seconds later

-> mickschumacher IT WAS THE TACOS OKAY

-> olliebearman sure

username THEY'RE SO CUTE WHATCTHEFUCK

username would die for them actually

-> username would kill for them

username ollie im gonna fight u

username SHE'S EVERYTHING HE'S JUST KEN

*liked by olliebearman*

username FUCKING FINALLY

username the sigh of relief that just left me goddamn

username honestly never thought i'd see this day

-> username NO BC THE WAY OLLIE WAS LIKE "bro dude brother mate" LIKE NO THAT'S NOT HOW U DO IT

-> username the way i just KNOW that y/n pulled him not the other way around

username this is my canon event i SWEAR

carla.brocker she's giggling

-> yourusername NO I'M NOT

-> olliebearman it's okay love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

username the way ollie is "❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" EVERY TIME he sees her

-> username and i don't blame him one bit

username they're so adorable i could cry

pierregasly 3 drivers owe me money, thank you for making it happen 🫡

-> olliebearman happy to help?????

username NOT THE F1 GRID BETTING ON THEM WHAT THE FUCK

username THE TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS

username oh he's in LOVE love

arthur_leclerc the slowest slow burn to ever burn

-> olliebearman we weren't that bad

-> arthur_leclerc "i'm so in love with her i could cry" you were saying?

-> username arthur really pulled out the receipts

-> username bro heard the biggest lie of his life and said lemme correct u real quick

-> username the absolute silence on ollie's end is sending me 💀💀💀

yourusername ur so golden i love u

-> olliebearman i love you more <3

yourusername OKAYYYY the taylor swift lyrics i love

-> olliebearman i have a swiftie gf so !!

yourusername that's my man ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

-> olliebearman 😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

username ahahahahahahahaha!!!!! okay!!!!!!!! TOTALLY not crying about this!!!!

username me when.

[diorsluv]

casual , part 5

“ i thought you thought of me better ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

vivianliu

liked by yourusername, jackhughes, and 72,110 others

vivianliu she was better off without you 😘

tagged: yourusername

view all comments

username44 ethan slander goes crazy

yourusername WE LOOK SO HOT 🤭🤭

→ vivianliu ALL YOU BABE ITS ALL YOU

yourusername also idk about that caption..

→ vivianliu oh girl noooo

→ yourusername 😔

→ vivianliu HE CAN’T BE STRAIGHT UP WITH U BABE he’s always beating around the bush

→ edwards.73 that’s subjective

→ vivianliu “tHAtS sUbJEctiVe” stfu

→ yourusername VIVI STOP BE NICE

→ markestapa it is pretty subjective

→ mackie.samo i think the bush is just a decorative piece to further brighten up the room

→ dylanduke25 he is not a bush beater ❌

username27 MARRY ME PLEASE

username10 IDK WHO I WANT MORE

→ username67 BOAF!!!!

→ username78 BOAF?

→ username96 BOAFFFF.

colecaufield i second that

→ lhughes_06 i third that

→ _quinnhughes i fourth that

→ trevorzegras i fifth that

→ rutgermcgroarty i sixth that

→ mackie.samo i seventh that

→ jackhughes i eighth that

→ _alexturcotte i ninth that

→ markestapa i tenth that

→ luca.fantilli i eleventh that

→ dylanduke25 i twelfth that

→ adamfantilli i thirteenth that

→ yourusername i disagree

→ edwards.73 guys you’re supposed to be on my side??????

→ luca.fantilli we just wanted to fit in 💔

username72 so ethan and rosie confirmed????

→ vivianliu 🤐

→ username99 pretty much

rutgermcgroarty yeah bc she already had me 🙄

→ vivianliu she had me first

→ yourusername LADIESSSSS stop fighting there’s enough to go around 😈😈

→ edwards.73 but i’m better though

→ rutgermcgroarty hell no you’re not edwards.73

lhughes_06 i hope she knows plan b is called plan b for a reason

→ vivianliu LMAOOO

→ yourusername bro WHAT????

username14 I CAN DO BETTER THAN ETHAN I PROMISEEE

username49 yall r so hot

edwards.73 didn’t sound that way last night

→ vivianliu is sex all you think about with her 😐

→ edwards.73 no????

→ yourusername damn

→ edwards.73 I SAID IT’S NOT

→ lhughes_06 i swear to god ethan i’m going to beat your ass

_alexturcotte she’s too pretty for him

→ vivianliu RETWEET RETWEET

→ edwards.73 ????

trevorzegras i could treat her better fr

→ vivianliu ion know about that one..

username95 I THOUGHT THEY ALL LIKED ETHAN??? 😭

mackie.samo stop dogging on my boy

→ vivianliu “your boy” is gonna get my wife all hurt and shit

→ dylanduke25 TRUST IN HIM DUDE

→ vivianliu hell no

username12 please she’s so happy thooo

username80 i mean as long as he doesn’t break her heart idc fr 🤷‍♀️

_quinnhughes that’s what i’ve been saying but she won’t listen to me 😒

→ vivianliu she’s delusional

→ yourusername NO IM NOTTT

→ _quinnhughes yes you are stop lying to yourself

luca.fantilli who said he needed her??

→ vivianliu everyone

→ yourusername ☹️

→ edwards.73 i did

→ luca.fantilli oh

→ markestapa OH????

→ mackie.samo look at our eddy he’s so confident

→ edwards.73 i am after last night mackie.samo

→ jackhughes oh god please never say that again

dylanduke25 i can smell the pizza from the other room and you won’t share shit 😒

→ vivianliu she bought it to eat with the boy that just stood her up so no we aren’t gonna share

→ yourusername ‼️‼️

→ colecaufield why did she buy the food and not him 😭😭

→ vivianliu THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING colecaufield

→ lhughes_06 HE DID WHAT????

→ _quinnhughes he let her pay for the food then stood her up. that’s great, that’s real fucking great.

→ jackhughes i’m gonna fight him

→ yourusername GUYS ITS FINE

jackhughes our dad’s gonna be livid when he finds out what that asshole did to her

→ vivianliu AS HE SHOULD

→ yourusername oh my god it’s not that big of a deal it doesn’t even matter

→ lhughes_06 ???? OF COURSE IT MATTERS

→ _quinnhughes don’t undermine ts it’s not gonna help you rosie

edwards.73

liked by yourusername, rutgermcgroarty, and 99,312 others

edwards.73 then she said you make me happier than ever

view all comments

username77 is this him clapping back????

username46 there’s no way he and vivian are beefing rn

markestapa go bag your girl 🙏🙏

→ edwards.73 bagging my girl 🫡

→ yourusername “my girl” ?

→ mackie.samo LMAOOO

→ dylanduke25 this is definitely going in the gc

→ luca.fantilli ethan it’s over for u

vivianliu no don’t be pulling this shit

username80 is it just me who’s getting the tiiiiiniest ick

→ username51 i am too babe dw

jackhughes uh huh..

_quinnhughes ok i don’t know bout all that

username31 kissing in the rain oh my god i’m melting

username27 rosie’s so lucky

→ username12 ethan’s the lucky one here 🙄

lhughes_06 what if i bashed your face in

→ edwards.73 but why

→ lhughes_06 i told you and everyone else NOT to touch my sister and you quite literally did the complete opposite

→ edwards.73 hey i didn’t even pay attention to her at first man

→ lhughes_06 😒

username54 i want a relationship like theirs so badly

→ yourusername no babe find yourself a healthy relationship 🫶

→ username33 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

→ username81 EXPLAIN?? yourusername

→ username20 UMM WHAT?

yourusername i don’t remember that one

→ edwards.73 i got the receipts baby don’t fight it

→ yourusername 😳

yourusername also wow she’s pretty

→ edwards.73 mhm she’s my gorgeous girl

→ yourusername oh is that her name?

→ edwards.73 yea got her saved as mine ❤️ in my contacts it’s nbd

username10 the candlelit dinner ☹️

colecaufield as much as it pains me to say it you guys look cute together

liked by edwards.73

_alexturcotte maybe i was wrong about you two and as long as you keep making her happy idc

→ edwards.73 i’ll keep her happy for the rest of our lives 🫡🫡

→ yourusername wow that’s a pretty long time!

trevorzegras oh ethan you crack me up

→ edwards.73 this one was a knee slapper wasn’t it

→ trevorzegras got me laughing and shit

→ yourusername oh so this post was a joke 😐

→ edwards.73 NO IT WASN’T I SWEAR ON MY LIFE yourusername

rutgermcgroarty why do i feel sick to my stomach rn

→ edwards.73 i think it’s called jealousy lil bro

→ rutgermcgroarty no i think it’s because you aren’t treating her right buddy

username55 even rut doesn’t like the relationship 😭😭

→ username79 99% positive he secretly likes her

→ username23 THATS WHAT IM SAYING

mackie.samo did you hard-ish soft launch simply because you were being scrutinized 😭

→ edwards.73 perhaps i did and what about it??

→ mackie.samo ok im usually on your side but bro..

username46 what happened to the “no labels”

username25 is this not lowkey toxic 💀💀

username98 whew lord save my girl please

adamfantilli you guys are so gross and icky

→ edwards.73 keep hating 🤬🤬

→ vivianliu i wholeheartedly agree

→ lhughes_06 that’s what i’ve been saying but no one listens 🙄

→ jackhughes CORRECT

username47 why are we all divided over this i thought we liked the relationship???

→ username53 but they’re kinda toxic af 😭

username9 this shakes me to my core

luca.fantilli is that the after sex pic

→ edwards.73 🤫

→ dylanduke25 oh god ew

→ colecaufield that did not have to be a question

username22 this is so cute it hurts

username28 SO ADORABLEEE

username91 new fav couple alert

dylanduke25 aw that’s cute

→ edwards.73 good to know ur not a hater

→ mackie.samo DUDE i was just stating facts

→ edwards.73 uh huh we’re kicking u out the gc

→ mackie.samo BROOOO

next chapter notes ) hey loves guess who didn’t proofread!!! I FEEL LIKE THIS IS LESS AND LESS ENTERTAINING IDKKK

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust@alwaysclassyeagle@love4ldr@inhoodmood@bunting58@crazycat-ladys-blog@smoooore@bunbunbl0gs

[gunthermunch]

[Transcript under the cut]

WG: Yuki

Yuki: hi

WG: almost didn't recognize you

Yuki: mhm. grew out of my teal head

WG: and Morgan didn't… tag along? weird

WG: i uh- not gonna lie, the idea of her being here already got me all nervous

Yuki: yeah, that’s why she isn’t here. even though she was dying to come

WG: …ugh.

Yuki: i think i prefer being outside now

WG: wait, Yuki-

WG: you still like chess?

Billie: idc im calling international emergency over this

Billie: eternal sunshine?

Pierce: what

Billie: of a spotless mind?

Billie: babe cmon

Billie: cmon

Lucas: hmm i haven't watched that one either. if it makes you feel any better

Pierce: jesus christ dude one day you'll regret peeking

Lucas: it's not my fault you're always glued to your phone!

Pierce: fair. also i did watch it, i just like messing with her

Lucas: Pierce!!

Pierce: alright alright! so…

Pierce: is Strawberry any better?

Lucas: she is! but… i'm still afraid. [sigh] she's so old.

Pierce: don't worry man, we have some 14 year olds at the shelter that are as good as a pup

Lucas: …i don't even want to think about it.

Pierce: right.

Pierce: hey! i'm just having ideas but-

Pierce: wouldn't it be nice to go on vacation or something? Elsa, Max, Billie? all of us

Lucas: yeah, i would love to

Lucas: i'm always thinking about that but it's impossible to get everyone to- agree on a day or- place. time.

Pierce: yeah… well. one day

Lucas: yup. one day

[captainshyguy]

6 bc im curious and 9 bc i wanna see ur hit list /hj

aaa ty belle!!

6. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated?

hmmm, not to my knowledge! the closest has been somthing ve been neutral bout/thought was kinda silly like melli and ingo lol, like i didnt hate it, but was neutral, and now i think its hilariousKJDSNGSDJ

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

(if these end up in characters tag i apologise but i aint censoring every single damn name! im not tagging and that should be enough)

oooh im gonna expand this bit beyond my regular fandoms bc there are some little fuckers out there i really hatein othe thinhs gkgjd, lets do regular fandoms first though

hollow knght: tpk, lurien, tiso. tpk for obvious reasons (plus i dont really like a lot of high up characters in general like focusing on tpk in fics kinda makes me eyes roll when the vessels are right there. lurien for reasons :). tiso because people went through a stint where he was just silly himbo and kept shippig him with quirrel nd i fucking hated that lol. his design slaps though

tcw: the bad batch lol fucking HATE them. tech is tolerable, and i dont even count echo one of them, free him!!! but the rest are condesceding assholes sorry idc if they get better in their own show like sorry you sold them to me as 'ooo arent they soooo cool theyre so much better than those Regulr Clones Boooo, look at them!!! like fuck off lol. you will never be captain rex

pokemon: not a big fan of 'hehee im a cutesy quirky little girl!! chracters, like sabi or poppy like. theyre fine i guess but eh. not for me. otherwise swordbert and shieldbert were also annoying kjgskgj

off the top of my head i cant really think of many for mario besides like...idk cranky kong specifically in the mario movie? awful voice perfromace. i guess waluigi too sorry, i m not a fan of like..idk, more basic mario chracters who dont really show up in non mulitplyar games, bc they end up beign sooo known and its like. bro they didnt even put him in wonder or 3d world or anything. like if u want him to be a staple mario character to me then put him in other games too, or i'll just roll my eyes that he's taking up space where someone like cpatain toad or peasley could be taking it lol

undertale/deltarune: detanged one but ice-e. ex went through a period where he as weirdly obsessed with him and thought he'd be super important and it annoyed me :)

ok now outside of my regular fdoms, characters i still loathe include

ralph from the flash- he was this stretchy dude who was awful abt women and like sure he kiiiida got over it but it felt weak and i hated him and the actor ended up being shitty anyway.. in the same universe i didnt like either oliver or barry's daughters from the future, both were very annoying lol

mon el from super girl. i hate him. kill him.annoying boring no chemistry love interest. kill him

eric sparrow from tony hawks underground- though i will concede that like the hollow knight characters, he contrbutes in really important ways to the story. like your'e SUPPOSED to hate him thats the point, they do a very good job with it. like he's written fantastically, and i want to kill him. i alway think of this article i read about him that was like 'eric sparrow is my best friend and he wants to hurt me' like yeah thats it thats the character. like i LIKE WHAT THEY DID, which sets him apart from almost everyone else here, its just what they did makes you hate him lol

ross from friends. miserable, insecure little creep. kill him

there are little charcters i loathe more than peter griffin family guy. kill bite explode

[lemondoddle]

tagged by @swordfaery thank uuu :] 💜

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then list 10 songs you really like, each by a different artist. then tag 10 people to do the same thing.

this also getting a read more lol

Material Girl by Madonna- i've been a very girlypop music vibe recently i need bouncy fun music to get me to spring

Fenn by Tom Rosenthal- this is one of those songs where i have no idea where i first heard it but it's a staple to my library :)

T-Shirt by Left at London- this always makes me think of this one time where i was getting ready in the bathroom and my mom walked in while the end of this was playing and she repeated the last couple lines in like. a joking manner i guess? do you ever do that thing where you overhear a random sentence from a stranger and repeat to whoever ur with? it was like that but i don't think she realized the song was about suicidal ideation 😅

Let Us by Erin & the Wildfire- EVERYONE GO LISTEN TO ERIN & THE WILDFIRE RN!!! i saw them at a concert even theyre sooo good!! anyways i like thinking about my gay little superhero ocs to this :]

Bottom is a Rock by Mother Mother- IDC WHAT YALL SAY ABOUT MOTHER MOTHER THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING GOOD DUDE!!! recently relistened to my dance and cry cd and discovered this absolute GEM. the sisyphean message of it all and esp the "i go down to the bottom and i float up" part scratch my brain so gooodd. anyways you can hate mother mother bc it got popular on tiktok or w/e but they make good music <3

Vow of Silence by Lemon Demon- another gem pulled out from a looked over cd, the rhythm and melody of the first line/ the whistling part also scratch my brain

gimme all ur luv by Hemlocke Springs- their high notes in the chorus are just so ethereal 🤩

SHH! by Left at London- just an all around banger

This Hyper World by Lemon Demon- you wouldn't think a song with that kind of title would hit so deeply within my soul and YET. god man the loop part and the complete shift to the "i only understand myself" part just get me right where it hurts and its so good :')

We'll Never Have Sex by Leith Ross- yeah... ace people rise up also this makes me cry so much

okay for the next ten im just gonna be quick and give a blanket "absolutely listen to these and then come back and talk to me about it" bc my hands are starting to hurt and i just realize youtube fucked up and i copied the same url onto like 10 of these 😩😩😩

Starstruck by The Scary Jokes

Whatever You Like by Erin & the Wildfire

C'mon Baby, Cry by Orville Peck

One Prairie Outpost by Carbon Leaf

Joyride by Choke Up

Golden Brown by The Stranglers

Old Bike by Rob Cantor

Pills & Good Advice by Left at London

Hansel by Soddikken

Lovefool by No Vacation

tagging @questionthewitness @pathos-logical @somethinginsideyourhead @light-macadamia @whats-a-terrarium @irradiatedsnakes @elfgrunge @dickwheelie @punkrockpariah @mag200 :D

[genderfluid-faerie-bf]

MY TURN okay. i am just gonna hop on a call with mi dulce before i start this bc long. and ik he was worried abt the character limit but i will just do two posts if i have to idc 1. good lord my memory is so shit, you expect me to remember that? idk dude i remember doing laser tag a lot which was good, movies, lots of time w my cousins and brothers, the five of us were always a group 2. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY 3. hm. a living person? if it can be anyone, Cicero. Looked up to him since I was like 13-14 ish 4. my favourite will always be the red scrolls of magic by cassandra clare, the sequel is incredible as well and IM SO EXCITED FOR THE THIRD 5. physically? emotionally?? i think. most probably. that he's not afraid to visibly care 6. i do love my new dress, so i will go with that. but i do love a lot of things so it's a tricky choice. dress for now. 7. happy. i like the idea of people being in love. i know like 'it's chemical' or 'it's biological' and 'happens to everyone' and a) no it doesnt bc aro ppl exist and b) who cares?? i don't care if it's chemical it still makes people happy! isn't that what you want? isn't that the whole aim of life?? 8. i wish i did but he's at the wrong house and i'm surviving w out him 9. one of those 'greatest hits' cds i can't remember much except it had beauty and a beat which i now hate <333 10. im gonna be soooo real. hiking and driving both suck so im gonna take the travel part out of the equation and just go stargaze vs sunrise and stargaze wins, just. 11. dance with my demons, by blame my youth. hits just as hard as ever four years after i first listened to it 12. iced 13. bright colours!! i want to be Seen and Perceived 14. breakfast for dinner bc cereal 15. black thumb, sadly. wish i didn't but i do 16. my collarbone and hip bones, i just like the. idk i like my hips and my collarbone 17. lawyer 18. tall, blond and with an american accent. (i know.) 19. i actually dont rlly want either, like i wouldnt say no, but theres no pull towards either of em 20. makeup 21. idk, there's been many. 22. who knows, really. i dont pay attention to the weird stuff. i like weird people 23. oh this is. hard. i think my dream date would be a long trip together. train ride, maybe? not about the destination. just the trip. 24. intuition. i have never been a logical person, emotion is just better 25. yes. 26. no 27. me, no explanation 28. spotify wrapped day!!!! 29. no <3 30. insta 31. soooo many shows dude. i did not vibe with like. the home reno shows in general, and antique roadshow and just. many of the ones where things are for sale and money is involved. 32. Land: Horses / Land of a thousand dances / La Mer(de) by Patti Smith 33. yes 34. also yes. 35. oh fuck whats his name. the gay guy that does the antique recipes. then tom holland. after that idk 36. latin 37. no 38. roses, especially yellow roses. 39. having someone touch my shoulders, tracing things on my shoulders, laying a hand on my shoulders, etc. 40. yes 41. i like the idea, never had someone to celebrate it with yet tho 42. no and no 43. my writing, i would hope, or hopefully as 'spouse of (important position)' for when my nick takes over the world 44. "Unasked for advice is criticism, my dear" - Magnus Bane from TSC 45. yeah 46. no and not really? maybe but its not big on my list of wants 47. h a t e it when people refuse to do something fun bc it's 'cringe' or embarrassing or whatever. be authentic!! care about things!! i know im gonna be bad at ice skating and dancing and karaoke and i DONT CARE JUST LET ME BE THE FIRST TO DANCE. WHEN I GET UP, FOLLOW ME. I DONT CARE 48. empathy

70. driving 71. whatever nick listens to??? indie rock i think???? 72. chill. i wish i didnt know.

73. late night or early morning. midday is just bad. 74. both

75. wyoming, michigan; venice; rome 76. that they are really in tune with that other people think different things. and will try to get your thoughts rather than assume 77. no.

78. hair

79. yes but also no. tell me, then i forget, and then i get the surprise later! both!

80. my pfp on insta

81. the shadow hunter chronicles, by cassandra clare

82. yes

83. my red rose earring, matching w nicky

84. my family is just me actually. i have no family, i don't claim them as my relatives

85. no but i want to be, one day

86. boxers

87. apartment with library room, this has not changed

88. KITTY. TSC. KITTY. 89. michigan

90. the thursday murder club by richard osman, and the sequels

91. never has been one!

92. THE SHADOWHUNTER CHRONICLES HANDS DOWN 93. oh boy. too long to bother with but. later.

94. one i'm at rn

95. we bumped into my brother. while kissing. he didn't know i was gay.

96. nicky <3

97. spontaneity babyyy

98. in general, no, but i think i have a closer view of what i am than most people do, if that makes sense. i know i'll never get it exactly right but i think im pretty self aware

99. house md

100. dancing queen by abba

Get to know me asks✨

So introverts who never talk to their mutuals can get to know each other lol

1. What were your summers like as a kid?

2. Do you enjoy thrilling rides like rollercoasters?

3. Who was your childhood hero?

4. What is your favorite book?

5. What do you find most attractive about your crush?

6. What’s your favorite outfit?

7. Does seeing people in love make you happy? Sad? Annoyed?

8. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

9. What CD did you play to death as a kid?

10. Hike to a mountain top to watch the sunrise or drive out of town to stargaze?

11. What song has the most relatable song lyrics to you?

12. Iced drinks or hot drinks?

13. Bright colors or neutral tones?

14. Breakfast for dinner or pizza for breakfast?

15. Do you have a green thumb or a black thumb?

16. What’s your favorite feature of yours?

17. Would you rather be a lawyer or a doctor?

18. What type do you tend to go for physically?

19. Power of invisibility or flight?

20. Would you rather wake up with your makeup magically done or your hair?

21. What’s the stupidest fight you’ve ever gotten into?

22. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do in public?

23. What’s your dream date?

24. Do you tend to gravitate more toward using logic or intuition to make decisions?

25. Do you like parties?

26. Did you enjoy high school?

27. Who is the craziest person in your family and why?

28. What’s your favorite holiday tradition?

29. Can you describe your laugh?

30. Instagram or Twitter?

31. What’s a show that everyone loves that you didn’t?

32. What song is stuck in your head?

33. Do you like exercising?

34. Do you scare easily?

35. Who are your top 5 celebrity crushes?

36. If you could learn one language fluently what would it be?

37. Would you fly to the moon if given the opportunity?

38. What’s your favorite flower?

39. What non-sexual touch affects you the most?

40. Do you enjoy cuddling?

41. Do you like valentine’s day?

42. Do you enjoy driving and are you a good driver?

43. What would you be most likely to become famous for?

44. Do you have a favorite quote?

45. Are you a romantic?

46. Do you have any tattoos or want to get one?

47. Biggest pet peeve?

48. Favorite personality trait about yourself?

49. Sum up your type in three words.

50. Do you listen to Kpop and if so who is your bias and why?

51. What’s the longest you’ve ever stayed awake?

52. Hot or cold weather?

53. Bouquet of flowers or box of chocolates?

54. Can you do any good impressions?

55. What’s the best prank you’ve been witness to?

56. Favorite dessert?

57. Is there a vine or tik tok you quote often?

58. What tumblr post always makes you laugh?

59. What country that you haven’t been to do you want to visit most?

60. Can you cook and do you enjoy it?

61. What’s your guilty pleasure movie?

62. What’s your comfort movie?

63. Is there a genre of music you don’t like?

64. What’s an album that you think has no skips on it?

65. What’s your favorite thing to watch on youtube?

66. Would you make the first move to ask someone out?

67. Do you often dream or have nightmares that you remember when you wake up?

68. What are you craving right now?

69. What turns you on?

70. What’s something you haven’t done that you think most people have?

71. What genre is your favorite playlist right now and what’s it called?

72. Are you a sad or happy drunk? Chill or energetic drunk?

73. What time of day do you like best?

74. Do you tend to enjoy being babied or do you prefer to be the one taking care of someone else?

75. What top three cities do you want to travel to?

76. What’s your favorite feature about your best friend?

77. Do you have any pets? What are their names?

78. Back scratches or having your hair played with?

79. Do you like surprises?

80. What’s your favorite picture of yourself?

81. What books influenced you most as a child?

82. Do you like kids?

83. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? (or other accessory if you don’t wear any)

84. Any wild stories passed around in your family?

85. Do you consider yourself an independent person?

86. What are you most comfortable sleeping in?

87. What was your childhood dream?

88. What’s your fictional OTP?

89. What’s one thing you want to achieve this year?

90. What has been your favorite book you’ve read in the last 5 years?

91. What was the first movie to make you cry?

92. What book world would you live in if given the opportunity?

93. What’s your craziest work related story?

94. What’s the best job you’ve had so far?

95. Worst tinder or date experience?

96. What’s the first thing you think of when you wake up most mornings?

97. Are you more of a planner or a spontaneous adventurer?

98. Do you think you see yourself the way other people see you?

99. What’s the last show you binged?

100. What’s one of your fondest memories?

[garfieldsladybird]

Okay. My last post was very unorganized and i dont like it.

What happened is that, this user, @xxambxrr, copied my boundaries, navigation (but not the same theme), the about me/more about myself, and also the tag emoji’s (i don’t really care about that tho).

ALSO DONT SEND HATE.

tagging some of my moots <33 but they can decide what they want to do with you. block or not idc. @n0agranger. @anniies. @vintagepearlss @sagesworlddd. @angelicsupernova @natti-ice @moonlane @desireav @angelzone — thats all. 😽

In my last post, I clarified that I didn’t get the layout of my navigation from my own brain and I got it from another mutual, @urlmeeks <3

NOTE if you dont look at the proof — im not that mad. i just personally think i would’ve liked if you just asked AND also didn’t copy everything from my boundaries, and the about me too. Honestly I love your writing, the matt content is amazing, but me and you are both mutuals and you did this without my permission. You didn’t ask and I dont like that. I don’t know if I’m going to unfollow you but you have done the one thing that I asked everyone to simply not do, and that is to not copy my work. And my work goes with everything that was made my me and is posted my ME. @garfieldsladybird, with the tag garfieldsladybird. It doesn’t just go with my fic’s, it goes with everything.

but this is what im talking about; proof.

— she on the left, me on the right.

the navigations. you copied the whole entire bottom of it. with the — my works are not to be plagiarized, copied, translated or stolen. && the // 🔫 — boundaries.

next thing is the emoji’s, you have the ____ watches 📺 and i have garfield watches 📺. also ____ answers 🦖 just like i have garfield answers 🦖. Im not really mad about this but you could’ve changed the emoji’s dude.

the whole middle is the same. above that you also have a quote while mine is a song. maybe yours is too, idk. then you have the my darlings; ____ (name link to your about me) & mine is YOUR HIGHNESS; garfield. — with my link to my about me. and so on so forth.

the boundaries. this is the exact same. you copied what you needed and changed a few words.

there is more.

this too.

and now the about me.

you copied the ✏️, the ᴥ︎, and also the welcome, and yeah.

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hae interrogationes multae respondeant quia demens .

if you read this entire ask post you deserve a gold star and financial recompensation

Um, Obviously because when you’re adopted by a white guy you automatically become white duhhh

this is about this post lmao and yeah youre absolutely right, you have to hand your poc card in when you get adopted by a white guy.

Do you think Cass would listen to Yanni, the YouTube channel epic symphonic rock, or some other stuff? There's some cool mashups but idk if that's up your alley, I kinda feel like I'm pushing it with my weird taste of music by recommending an orchestra cover of metal, but i just love that sort of thing and mashups :P @harvestyourcherries 

i haven’t heard of that? but in my personal (correct) opinion steph listens to classical music, and then both modern and older, and then also stuff like black sabbath, iron maiden, but also hardrock and hardcore. i like the idea of cass just liking the most extreme screaming songs full of noise and then also listen to pachelbel’s 370th sonata yanno? THANK YOU for the rec tho

speaking of ur cass playlist hc...reminds of the time (yesterday) i found 2 playlists randomly on spotify from the same user. one was abt 3 hours of instrumental/classical "dark" & "nostalgic" music. the other almost 11 hours of nothing but hardcore bass/synth/electronic music. just an incredible tightrope act to put on in public. the synth one was also called like "psalms for synth sluts" which is Also incredible

tbh i LOVE synth SO MUCH like for no reason at all but then also cannot handle a poppy electronic beat lmao. but this seems like the kinda thing i’d do but just in one (1) playlist bc i just sort songs by vibe instead of genre? that’s how i end up with britney spears and billy ray cyrus in the same playlist. 

Oh, I want Kate Kane playlist next! It would be amazing if you could do one when you have time and will 🙏

how rude would it be of me to just say no? like sorry kate but idk you and also you seem way too keen on the us military for an institution that homophobically targeted you? (and also commits war crimes) but let’s unpack the fact that the institution that caused the death of your mom and sister and also got you blacklisted for being gay is still one you align with???

'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' 'yes i am' 'no you're not' --- when i tell you i fucking screamed LOL!!!!!!! i can imagine the cameraman not knowing if he should cut to commercial or keep it on these two weirdos fighting on stage (bruce definitely ruffled dick's hair/noogied him right?? 

about this post but yeah lmao. this cameraman just turns to like the audience to get a reaction and it’s just multiple moments of CLEAR shock.

you are the only funny person on this hellsite

how egotistical is it for me to say that i get this ask multiple times a month? bc it literally happens so often it’s hilarious to me.

Wish there was more john/Bruce content 😔😔😔 was so hungry I actually looked at canon media 😔😔😔 (Justice League Dark babeeeyyyyyy)

check out batman: damned for some mediocre content but at least it’s john/bruce (also very interesting story and stuff, just got very >:( over this weird part where harley quinn tried to r*pe bruce or something? it’s not for everyone)

dick grayson but he's nicki minaj

his anaconda don’t want none,,, unless...... 

Dick Grayson was never a cop, he played Marshall on Paw Patrol

you are SO right. also paw patrol is a fucking good show idc. that shit could’ve been the new steven universe on this hellsite.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS1lI0bLI7-/?utm_medium=copy_link

...

why do people keep reposting my CONTENT. if you are not funny yourself don’t just grab shit off of tumblr and post it on insta,,, get a life. sidenote: should i start an insta and get all these ppl to take my content down that would be funny as hell.

Might I suggest for a Gotham City Meme: something about the true crime fandom thirsting for the rogues gallery

ok can i just say something slightly controversial?? no? i don’t find true crime ppl who are into criminals funny, that shits disturbing irl im not gonna bring that into my very chill universe.

i may have never seen a 'jason cleaning guns in sink' fic but i do know he WOULD

THANK YOU

bestie im sorry to say this to you but while you can, and people do wash their guns in the sink, that is a lot of lead in a very vital part of the kitchen.

people tend to do it in the bathtub.

WHY???? like damn why do you even have guns

i dont think i read many gun sink fics exactly but i have read lots of fics where jason cleanes his guns in the living room. usualy dissembles them and cleans them with a rag i think

lmao fair enough, like i think that’s a large part of what i remember as well.

if you say you've seen/read gun sink fics I believe you. I think those of us who didn't see them are lucky or maybe didn't search for fics by tags or something idk

i mean ive never sought them out but i HAVE seen them,, like definitely i know almost for certain.

saw your tags and I'm interested in Steph/Kara now. They would be the most chaotic couple <3

literally thoooo, i have a wip where they get together in a zombie apocalypse and like UGGGHhhh i am so in love with them.

I am the Breece anon. Thanks for the recommendation; am reading now. I’ve always been a hardcore Superman fan because I love my pure himbo farm boy. My logic is, if one Bruce is a Broose, then multiple Broose are a herd of Breece. And this is a hill upon which I will perish.

fair enough,,,, like moose, meese, goose, geese, bruce, breece. i get your logic and i stand by it as well. (glad you enjoyed the comic recs!!!!)

It's a beautiful day in Gotham, and you are a group of horrible Breece

OH my god dude lmao

there only being 42 fics on ao3 for tim and bernard is honestly so sad i need more

it’s like twice that now!!! we did it lads. (tho very sad that my fic isnt number one but like number 4 :((((  )

i'm too late you already did the poll lol but may i suggest bethy (bernard + timothy)

shit dude that wouldve been so fucking funnyyyyy. think ppl have just stuck to timber tho, tim/bernard kinda died down recently and i think it’s too bad, they’re a great couple and i love them.

Wait, hear me out

Bernothy @redlightofdawn

great recommendation (lmao this ask is from like a month ago) but very sorry to announce that NARDTH is the superior shipname

Wait, we know that bernard likes milfs (Tim's step-mom) but what about dilfs? gilfs?

Wait no, I regret sending that ask

these were two seperate asks and they’re HILARIOUS. in my personal opinion tho,,, milfs, gilfs, dilfs are just about vibes and bernard is just attracted to sexy ppl who may sometimes be milfs, dilfs, or EVEN gilfs.

crime in bludhaven would drop to half if nightwing had a boob window. in this essay i will-

WHERE’S THE ESSAY ANON, WHERE’S THE FUCKING ESSAY

Wait if Barbra and Tim r at opposite ends at all times what happened to Barbra once everyone’s Tim’s ever love before started dying lol

she won a lottery ticket and spent 2 weeks on a resort in the bahamas before returning home and finding out that the joker was arrested for tax evasion and then spent a month staying at her big tiddie goth girlfriend’s house before conner came back to life and she broke her pinkie playing table hockey.

Why is the opposite end thing so funny and compelling to me. Tim comes back from his depression quest for Bruce and Babs is now a literal god

lmao when tim loses his spleen barbara reaches nirvana.

Are you still taking music recs because I have three songs that remind me of Jason that I think you'd like

send to me or lose a toe

🌸 ⭐ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity! ⭐🌸😋

thanks, i wont tho on account of i wont.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMduBy3Sr/

⬆️

This is the whole of Blüdhaven and everyone anywhere.

Nightwings ass alone saves more people in a calendar year and does more for so society than most heroes do their whole career.Also u are one of the funniest tumblr pages out there. The vibes are unmatched and the memes and tags ✨send me✨.Thank u and goodnight @julia-flow 

fanksss also lmao.

That's going to be a little bit difficult to explain, but

There's some music that you listen to and you think, "oh my gosh, I can perfectly imagine Dick Grayson singing this song, with the same voice as the singer because that voice matches with Dick Grayson"?

oh yeah totally lmao. i have a lot of songs that i think are just entirely dick grayson yanno? kind of all of my playlists have that vibe, but i really find bleachers to fit with dick? idk.

"Lois lane/Superman" fics this, "Lois lane/Clark Kent" fics that, (/lh) let's get into the real good stuff. Some people ship Lois, Clark, and Superman as a throuple. Most popular fic tag for sure

yes totally, i think they’d be absolutely killer on ao3 and clark gets so fucking embarassed about it.

I miss your post, hope you’re doing okay!!

haha this was like 2 months ago, but i was doing fine then too! just didn’t have a lot of inspiration in terms of content.

Doot doot!

noot noot

I’m confused. What did DC do now? Like with nightwing? And another sibling? Please spoil everything for me

lmao they gave him a secret sister plotline where they had his dad cheat on his mom with tony zucco’s wife, bc dick’s life wasn’t traumatic enough yet.

sorry but it's so funny that batman is called "the dark knight" when the gotham city baseball team is called the gotham knights. it'd be like if a vigilante was running around new york called like "the scary yankee"

lmaooo no. but like yankee comes from dutch names or something so wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if gotham knights came from like german names and bruce would be running around called the dark KLAUS UND NIEK @graysonnightwing 

(not a batcest shipper) it’s so funny to me that the responses are “i’m a batcest shipper because i can differentiate fiction from reality and and it doesn’t bother me personally, but i understand why you oils think it’s weird” to “i wish all batcest shippers a very fucking die”

yeah lmaoo. i personally basically flipped my entire stance around to ‘i dont care please leave me and everybody else alone’ bc i think there’s really no point in starting a moral dillema over some fucking fandom bullshit. Please just,,, go home,,, log off, find a nice forest to have a little walk in and remember that somewhere in history, somebody probably died in the place you’re standing. and you will also die someday, and somebody will have to look at your internet usage and see you fighting multiple people anonymously while being named ‘nightwingsbuttchin200186′ like... calm down, we’re all gonna die this is not the thing to worry about.

so since like "wards" don't really exist in modern society almost all the batkids are foster kids, right? i used to work in the system and imagine: monthly visits from social workers and guardian ad litems, bruce having to get permission to take the boys anywhere out of state, calling their social worker at like 8 a.m. like "yeah dick broke his arm again... a gymnastics accident this time...." their poor social worker. bruce send her a huge bouquet and box of chocolates every month to stay on her good side

i imagine the social worker just getting into the case like ‘yeah let’s get this kid a good guardian’ and then ending up having to work with 22 y/o bruce wayne and his 50 y/o dad. and so this social worker is like ‘okay we can work with this, this is the best home i can find’ and then like it ends up landing on its feet and then the kid gets adopted and then they get a call a year later like ‘uhm so hi, this kid tried to steal my tyres can i adopt him?’ and like 3 years later. ‘okay so basically, my neighbours’ kid imprinted on me and now they’re dead, can i keep him?’ two years later it’s like ‘okay so this assassin child-’

ever since I saw that one post of yours, the meme that's something like "I know that abba's backup dancer got me" with a picture of discowing, I've been haunted. Every once in a while I'll be minding my own business then the image of abba's backup dancer dick grayson aka nightwing aka discowing will flash in my mind and I'll be frozen in place. Today at work I was in the middle of folding clothes and suddenly once again discowing entered my mind and I suddenly lost the ability to see anything except He. Thank you.

wow. the IMPACT.

Braver than any US marine man props to you🤝

this shit is about the time i wrote an article on batcest, like man,,, the fact that i didn’t get cancelled is MIRACULOUS. also like,,, uh if anybody on here did gossip on me,, send screenshots i’d love to see it.

Hello, just wanted to say your article was great. Thank you for taking the time to provide an unbaised answer. It should provide people with nuances they couldn't possibly conjure on their own.

May I ask where your username originates from?

yes you may (also thanks!!!) i thought it up when i was trying to find an original username bc i didnt want to be called like ‘timdrakes something something’ or ‘jason todd something smoething’ or ‘dick grayson something something’ yanno? so i thought batarangs, they sound so dumb and that’s my username story... now it’s my whole entire brand lmao.

yno that bit in kick ass where red mist asks kick ass if he wants a hit of his blunt, was that the inspo for stoner tim

no? it’s bc i think stoners are hilarious and drugs are great. (dont do drugs tho) 

How would u feel if someone actually wore one of those bruce or ollie pride shirts u edited

fenomenal next question.

Dick as lil huddy and Jason as James gave me radiation poisoning and now I’m screaming crying throwing up so thx for that

(Rico suave as Tim is perfect tho literally no changes needed)

i was so funny for that shit wasn’t i??? lmao i loved those weird ass fancasts

You're doing the Lord's work by providing us with all these Gotham/Metropolis citizens memes, thank you for being so relentlessly funny @nellethiel-aranel

you’re welcome!! i really enjoy making memes, but getting validation for my content and my memes is REALLY nice.

Bruce is such a slut in your memes and honestly i love that for him @rhodey-rhudert-rhodes-main 

he’s that much of a slut irl too dw.

Bruce and Alfred have an emergency pride flag for the batkids. Oliver Queen printed an emergency "I love my gay son" t-shirt and as soon as Roy told him he was dating Jason, Oliver started wearing that shirt everyday and Roy always cringes when he sees it. Oliver also has an emergency "I love my lesbian daughter" shirt just in case for Cissie.

lmao YES i had a post like this bc like all of their kids/family members are so gayy

stop bringing back batfam fancasts it is not real it is not real it is not- 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

oh yes it is my darling.

did discowing burn down the notredam because he hates the bees? @allulily

no he did it bc fuck the french.

im gonna beg for 1 thing and 1 thing only. please please please put physical by olivia newton john on dick's playlist

okay then beg. bc i wont. physical reminds me too much of glee and that hurts me mentally.

your playlist is sorely missing some Madonna. Specifically Into the Groove, Like a Prayer, and Vogue

i’m scared of madonna that’s why she’s not on there. she haunts me in my dreams.

suggestion: son of batman by aaron dews for dick’s playlist🤩

sorry, i listened to it and the vibe didn’t agree with me.

Hear me out, metropolis citizens sending rare pair fics of Clark Kent x Superman fics to Lois to edit

yes, absolutely hilarious. even more funny if they send like physical copies, no address attached and lois sends it back marked with red ink, SOMEHOW

Imagine all the smut Clark must of read editing the fics

clark reads smut confirmeeed

NOT LOIS READING SUPERBAT PORN AND EDITING IT A 2AM 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hc that alfred is a meta that boosts healing factor of the people around him. if the bats are injured as much as they seem to be they would be doing bat stuff MAYBE half the year. no one including alfred knows about this. whenever the kids move out they inexplicably dont recover from injuries as fast and feel better whenever they visit the manor they just chalk it up to homesickness. bruce just thinks he heals really fast. alfred thinks everyone doesnt take care of themselves properly @finchcollector

that’s actually such a great idea, but i think that alfred would find out and learn how to concentrate it better so he can help more people, bc he’s great and i love him.

One of your dickfast posts reminded me of that tweet that goes: 'so you've had sex how many times? Yeah technically that's not a bromance' lol that's dickwally or dickroy

literally tho. like that’s all of dick’s friendships. once it gets past a certain time dick is like ‘wow i wonder what it would be like to make out with wally, wally come make out with me’ and wally’s like ‘we’ve done this like 40 times, dick, you know what it’s like’ and dick is like ‘sorry are you complaining?’ and they just make out.

superfam and batfam associations??

-batman and superman

-dick/barabara and supergirl?

-conner and tim

-jon and damian

pls enlighten me I am confused

nope,,, uhm batman and superman, but dick and superman as well, and then conner and tim, jon and damian and steph + babs with supergirl

I came across a fic in which Wonder Woman calls Batman "Stella" (like Stellaluna, the children's book) and I can imagine the batkids hop on the trend and maybe copies of the book appear at random places (aka, everywhere Bruce frequents)

sorry can’t reciprocate that was the name of my high school chemistry teacher and it gives me nightmares to think about.

good human what are your pronouns?

wouldn’t you like to know?

I need me some gothamites preferring harley over joker memes

everyone prefers harley over joker youre just very fucked up if you dont

don't understand why people try to add like veteran policy to the batfamily

dick pulling out his veteran batfam member card so he can eat first: step aside, peasants

Do you know the song Simmer by Haley Williams? It (the first verse anyways) reminds me of Jason? It's about rage.

damn yeah i LOVE HAYLEY!!!! youre right thoo

Okay so I like listen to your stoner Tim Drake playlist 24/7 but would he listen to skegss? Also I keep adding songs mentally it’s killing me 😩✋🏼 Anyways,, I literally love and worship your playlist 😃🤞🏼 And uh yeah have a good day ✨

stoner tim drake playlist is lyfeeee. also dont know who skeggs is? i’m stupid? have a good day!!

All the Robins (and Batgirl) decide to trade costumes for one night just to fuck with Batman and all the villains in Gotham. @subspacecadet 

batman knows it’s them youknow but like,,, what does he call them? he’s like ‘red hood?’ and 3 people answer and he’s not about to compromise some identities so he’s just Pissed.

I aspire to treat cops the way my dad treats them. This man is a 45 year old Asian immigrant to the US and the treats them like his pets. He talks about them like unruly children. Sometimes he pays off local cops to shut up and stop acting racist. And usually it works. I don’t know why but I can see Oliver Queen doing this

vibes... and also yes? oliver queen handing a local cop a donut to shut the fuck up lmao. but yanno i commit enough crimes to not really want to ever see a cop ever, so they kinda scare the everloving fuck out of me.

seeing as tim hasn't aged in years, that means he was 17 at peak emo tumblr era. im back on my emo tim bullshit and im not letting it go

emo tim had a wattpad account send tweet

People seem to think that batman is so dark and serious when the rainbow batsuit is right there. He wore it with no shame.

dude the 60s were a DIFFERENT TIME

dick grew up in a circus, jason grew up on the streets, and tim was probably raised by the internet

all of them cuss every other word and you cannot tell me otherwise

bitch i KNOW but dc has to change to an 18+ rating if they want to sell comix with swear words in them so we gotta deal with imagining the swear words in ourselves

thoughts on teen titans and young justice

haven’t seen teen titans on account of havent seen it and young justice was LITERALLY my favourite thing ever, tho i do gotta admit it’s not at all similar to the young justice comics unfortunately. i really wouldve liked to see timmy bart kon cassie and cissie animated on tv!!

ew ew ew how to delete batcest shippers I genuinely digust them

log off tumblr?

Okay as poc who was called racist for calling an Italian pastabrain: in the batfam are Italians bit Damian just yells various insults about the others being Italian. Just him yelling “What are you doing you moronic spaghettihead!” At steph etc

huh? i meant real italians. homeboy is telling steph he hopes she chokes on her fucking garlic.

I think it's dumb as hell to pull the batman is the best fighter in the batfam argument because like it's just irresponsible of Bruce to let his kids fight when they couldn't possibly be on his league or something

fair enough, but also like who cares they could all kill you just sit down and take a beating.

lady shiva, thalia al ghul and Selina Kyle are all milfs @notanothertimburtonenthusiastugh 

unfortunately, i have to admit,,, you’re right

why tf didn't someone give joker a death sentence already? like he's a mass murderer...give him the electric chair treatment wtf

idk i think plenty of people would have tried to murder him already (boring answer is: he is a popular character so they can’t kill him off bc he brings in lots of money)

There’s no such thing as “ copaganda”.

all american media is propaganda. happy to clear this up for you

is it bad that I find lady shiva owa owa

no. find her as owa owa as you want.

aight I'm guessing the order of your favs in batfam:

1. tim

2. Steph

3. dick

4. Duke

5. the rest

you’re wrong but it’s cute that you tried, i generally don’t have favourites, but i have a special place in my heart for steph, tim, dick and cass. bc they were like my introduction to batfam. but damian, jason, duke, bruce, babs and alfred are NOT FORGOTTEN OR UNLOVED

oh my god i was literally just readily willing to believe that italians werent white ty for clarifying it was a joke im so dumb sdkvjskdfs

i mean some italians aren’t white? italian is a nationality as well as an ethnicity, so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

since I saw so many people doing headcanons about the nationalities of batboys, I see Dick as an Italian.

dont know if youre serious or not, but sure.

super random but

jason 🤝 damian

old english

lmao fair enough.

tim absolutely has 1 gay uncle and his parents shit talk said uncle all the time so after bruce adopts him he specifically reaches out to this uncle to be like "heyyyy just so you know you majorly influenced my life yes i know i havent seen you since i was 5 and at the family reunion yes i know you dont remember my name idc thank you im gay too" and then they never talk again.

yuppp lmao that’s definitely something that could happen. i can also consider tim having no family members, like none. until he does like a dna test and he realises he has like an aunt living barely 2 miles away from him who’s like some illegitimate child of his grandpa.

I dare you one of them sends clark superman/clark fic and clark corrects the shit out of it and then goes like ps his dick is not that big, just telling as someone who has seen it. internet either explodes or goes who tf did he not fuck at this point.

i think everybody would call clark a buzzkill and try to cancel him over that.

so you're telling me Tim Drake wouldn't buy Starbucks?

no. dunkin donuts all the way

One of my favorite things is imagining people finding out jason came back from the dead and being like "oh no does he have magic powers now?!?!?" and he just pulls out a gun and tries to shoot joker

now he doesn’t even have the gun :) lmao

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

bruce gets codename ‘ugh’ everytime. he hates it.

crazy that tim being a 17 y/o ceo and a stoner who does brand deals are all actual canon things written in detective comics comics and not made up for shits and giggles by you, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb @rowdeyclown

SO CRAZY HUH?

batman au where everything is the same but his utility belt is bright pink

absolutely, but i raise you, his boots light up like sketchers when he kicks people.

unbeknownst to the superhero fandom writers in the dcuniverse, clark and BRUCE are one of the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag on ao3. clark writes the best lois x superman angst, full of unhappy endings and scenes that are a so detailed you'd think you were in the middle of a superhero beatdown. bruce made an ao3 account to fuel "the do the butts match" thing, and makes batman/bruce fics from time to time. he wrote a superbat fic as a joke but ended up making it REAL porny. @concrastinator

dude they’re WAY too busy for that. Oliver Queen and Hal Jordan on the other hand are the most prolific fanfic writers in the superhero rpf tag writing what is Mostly porn.

When the dining table topic gets to politics, Steph says "eat the rich" as the solution

bruce just silently takes away her fork and knife while she’s talking.

[dumbtheoriez]

SPOILERS FOR ECLIPSE LAKE! TAGGING IT BUT STILL!

I WARNED YOU

EW WHY HIS FACE LIKE THAT 😭😭😭

Also his ears?? Same part missing from his ear that matches Hunters?? AND POINTY????

GHOST? LIKE DANA’S CAT?? Awww

She really out here mentioning they dating EVERY CHANCE SHE GETS 😭😭

“Why does everyone say that?” 😭😭 poor Hunter

Why is everyone bullying him 💀😭

SHE HAS A POUCH LIKE KATARA’S BUT WITH ABOMINATION GOOP

“a bad but sad boy” 😭

Kikimora chillllllll

STAY OUT OF HER LOVE LIFE HUNTER WTF

OH SHIT

Bruh why is he so mean to the bird

BITCH

Also EDA AND KING NOOO

SHE THREW AMITY TOO WTF

NOO OWLBERT DONT

LETSSS GOOOO

what deal did she make????

Oh shit!! Harpy Eda!!!

YEAH! KICK SOME ASS!

He really diggin his own grave fr fr😭😭

Get this man a nap and a found family 😩

MAN STOP 😭😭JUST GIVE INTO THE KINDNESS

COOL ASS FIGHT SCENE LETS GO

DAMN AMITY GO KICK SOME ASS

This really was wlw/mlm hostility

The key broke but the glove collected the blood

CALLED IT BITCHES

aww Amity and Luz are soooo cute 😭😭😭

Gus, Willow, and Hooty: The friendship trio we didnt know we needed

Hunter. Im gonna kick your ass, idc how cute it is that you and your palisman are bonding

Overall? GO WATCH THIS SHOW DUDE

[crosswindtakeoff]

I'm bored as fuck drop your salt about v&tsk

Oh jeez... fandomwise or canonwise?

I don't think there's much I can say canonwise that hasn't already been said. All the characters of color are based off of vaguely racist stereotypes (I.E. Yong being the "Jinx Asian character") and stuff like that, all complaints of which I agree with.

But uh, oh man, fandomwise? Jesus where do I begin.

How about varigo interpretations?

I just think, imo, I've seen a lot of people portray them in a way that just... rubs me the wrong way as a gay man. I really hate the stereotype of "smaller guy is big pushover and so easily flustered and uwu shy" and then "bigger/taller guy is flirty and strongk and an asshole but its ok because its hot♡"

I actually don't see this as often as I thought I would, but im assuming that's because I tend to stick to people in my own friend circle for varigo content, but that doesn't mean I haven't ran into it.

Varian's not shy and he's not a pushover, like holy shit I can not emphasize the enough, if Hugo said any of the "uber hot flirty" lines half the people write Varian getting flustered by, he would have bodyslammed Hugo in 10 seconds flat.

There's just something so stupid about the idea of Hugo being an overly flirty guy who pushes boundaries and doesn't respect personal space or romantic advances and thats... thats supposed to be attractive? No.

I mean, I know most of the characters have vague personalities so there's not exact way to write them in-character except Varian. He is literally the most fleshed out from tangled the series and from what we've seen, he's clever, insightful, and oh my god he is stubborn. There is just no way in hell he'd lay down and take flirting from some random dude.

One thing I still don't get about people writing him as a push-over even after season three is... Yeah in season three, he was a damsel in distress a lot, but he... still had a lot of moments of sass... Did you. Guy's not. Watch the show?

Are you willfully ignoring character traits so it can be """sexy"""?

They tend to reduce Varian to a weird push-over which is. The opposite of his character. He's a sassy dude who may have a hard time turning people down do to maybe past situations,, he's still not going to lay down and let Hugo push him around.

People are very much too worried about what is "sexy" in mlm ships than what's healthy.

Also Varian literally spent so much of tts having trusts issues aeound his dad and raps and everyone and then unhealthy relationships of manipulation around the saporians. I just think he should have a healthy relationship with trust and communication and not just. "Mmm haha flirt sexy"

Also I just. CALL ME CRAZY but I think portraying all mlm as "hot flirty guy who pushes boundaries" and "person who finds being pushed around and abused sexy" is... bad. Like. Its just bad. Wtf yall.

Thats about it for varigo but one more thing that bugs me abt the fan base is like. People arguing over 7k being Canon or not.

Like. People get excited and thats fine but then there's people who are like... idk I don't wanna be mad at them bc I know they're trying to help and like. Tell people not to get their hopes up, but I promise saying "its probably not gonna happen" doesn't. Do anything. It just seems kinda mean tbh.

Like yeah idk maybe its not maybe it is happening idc at this point, let people be happy with their own things and if it ends up not being canon they can find out on their own. Like who cares just leave it alone idk lol.

Kind also ties into a lot of tts fans that dislike complaining abt 7k posts showing up in the tts tag... like. Just. Mute 7k or vat7k or whatever???? There is a mute button on tumblr dot com you can use it. I promise you will not die of annoyance because tumblr use Hugospubichair69420 posted another varigo drawing in the tts tag. If its not depicting abusive or legitimately harmful content then like. Keep scrolling.

Idk sorry my brain scrampled egg and I could word this more eloquently if I tried but I wont.♡

[maggielindemanns]

tag nine people to learn about their interests!

TAGGING: @ijzerengels @calumthoodshands @redrattlers @thenervousduck @arzkiya-hai @kritiquer @lesbianearn @sondergf @embeddedinmybrain @vexedtonightmares @tsjernobyl @bandsanitizer @tarcyjonsson and anyone else that wants to! idk who did this or not, sorry if you already did it but you may of course ignore me.

aaaa also thank you @ottelu for the tag! love u bestie <3

MUSIC

fave genre: r&b and pop, for sure

fave artist: ariana grande, halsey, savannah ré, normani, alina baraz, kiana ledé, chloe moriondo, troye sivan, the neighbourhood, bastille, 5SOS (& luke hemmings solo !!!!!! my baby) — basically i love music, we been knew, i have so many faves i can’t pick one

fave song: rn it’s for sure ur best friend by kiana ledé ft kehlani or girl on tv by chloe moriondo

most listened to song lately: according to last.fm, it’s wild side by normani agskdhsk i do wish she released it without cardi tho i’ll die on this hill idc its fine i just skip her part

song currently stuck in your head: you right by doja cat actually and ur best friend i couldn’t stop singing those two at work

five fave lyrics (in no particular order, there’s too many i love omg)

“i know i’ll never meet your expectations / but the picture that you paint of me looks better in your mind” — high, 5SOS

“you don’t believe in one divine / but can you tell me you believe in mine? / ‘cause you’ve been my god, my god / and when you’re gone i’m godless, i’m godless” — godless, banks

“you’re the only one, you’re the only one / i’m so wrapped up in a daze / hoping this is just a phase / but when all is said and done / i know you are still the one” — the only one, the black keys

“i get lost inside all the stars in your eyes, it’s a galaxy / you control the tide like the moon in the sky, you’re the gravity” — more than enough, alina baraz

“standing there, you look at me / understanding everything / yeah, it’s so fascinating / you patch up the blood and the cuts / but our blood got mixed up / so i guess we belong to each other” — love song, yungblud

radio or your own playlist | solo artists or bands | pop or indie | loud or silent volume | slow or fast songs | music video or lyric video | speakers or headset | riding a bus in silence or while listening to music | driving in silence or with radio on

BOOKS

fave book genre: idk i prefer like YA novels and romance i guess but idc really, i just don’t like fantasy stuff like harry potter or . historical fiction?? i guess you could call it?? (tried to read pride and prejudice for leisure ……….. boring as fuck like holy shit) or science fiction like boring boring boring idc no offense to anyone that loves it of course

fave writer: don’t have one really

fave book: aaaaaa i don’t have one of these either !! the one that always comes to mind though is giovanni’s room, but i just love that book, it was brilliant

fave series: mmmm i don’t really like series but caro’s got me into reading trc so i guess that’ll be my fave series once i’m done!

comfort book: rwrb <3

fave book to read on a rainy day: giovanni’s room sgsjdhsj i literally reread it bc it has some of my fave lines ever

fave characters: adam parrish, blue sargent, ronan lynch, gansey but he on thin ice, ari and dante, aiden navarro, alex claremont-diaz, charlie and nick (actually . everyone in heartstopper except the characters that are a plague <3), and more that i cannot think of most likely

five fave book quotes: (again no particular order i love so many)

“My dear fellow, you forget that we are in the native land of the hypocrite.” || “The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.” — the picture of dorian gray, oscar wilde

“topography on the map of you, a world i’m still charting.” — red, white, and royal blue, casey mcquiston

“It is cruel to have made me want to live only to make my death more bloody.” || “I loved him. I do not think that I will ever love anyone like that again.” || “And here my baby came indeed, through all that sunlight, his face flushed and his hair flying, his eyes, unbelievably, like morning stars.” || “And there’s something awful about being at the mercy of a stranger.” — giovanni’s room, james baldwin (ik i cheated so bad w this SHUSH)

“And then I think we all realized what fools we’d been. We might get out sometime, but she was locked up forever in that body.” — girl, interrupted, susanna kaysen

“You and I, we don’t walk the lines. We just follow the echoes.” || “My mother used to say, ‘Don’t throw compliments away, so long as they’re free.’” His face was very earnest. “That one wasn’t meant to cost you anything, Blue.” — the raven boys, maggie stiefvater

hardcover or paperback | buy or rent | standalone novels or book series | ebook or physical copy | read at night or during the day | reading at home or in nature | listening to music while reading or in silence | reading in order or reading the ending first | reliable or unreliable narrator | realism or fantasy | one or multiple POVS | judging by the covers or by summaries | rereading or reading just once

TV & MOVIES

fave tv/movie genres: coming of age, romance (ehhh to some degree), i like indie movies, idk same as books i dont like science fiction, historical stuff, or fantasy im boring okay

fave movie: dont have one tbh

comfort movie: speech and debate or easy a

movie you watch every year: dont have one

fave tv show: dear white people or skam + remakes, i like other ones tho like stranger things

comfort show: skamverse <3 not exactly an answer but mhm

most rewatched tv show: skamverse or dear white people OR THE FOSTERS …. dude …….. i used to watch that all day every day then they took it off netflix …. now it’s dance moms i play for background noise and watch on occasion

five favorite characters: lionel higgins, joelle brooks, olive penderghast, lucas lallemant, eleonora sava, fallon carrington, howie (speech and debate), connor walsh, annalise keating, wes gibbins, archie coleman, ellie chu, beth harmon, lara jean covey (yes here i am overlisting again i’m so sorry)

tv shows or movies | short seasons (8-13 episodes) or full seasons (22 episodes or more) | one episode a week or binging (well …. i don’t binge actually i have a horrible attention span) | one season or multiple seasons | one part or saga | half hour or one hour long episodes | subtitles on or off | rewatching or watching just once | downloads or watches online

[ariereii]

*major 13 reason why season 3 spoilers*

sorry about talking about 13 reasons why, ik everyone hates it but i have my reasons to still watch it, and ive tried to avoid talking about it on here but ive had enough i just need to say..

*seriously don't read this if you don't wanna be spoiled cos i dont wanna tag this cos i dont want people that arent my followers seeing this*

everyone keeps on saying that alex should be arrested for killing Bryce (a SERIAL R*PIST) and that Monty (another R*PIST) SHOULDN'T have been blamed. i disagree.

okay listen. monty was already in jail for r*pe. and now HE'S DEAD. (which im glad about) who CARES if he's now blamed for a murder he didn't commit? now no one is in jail for bryce's murder. it's the better option. i mean, better than clay being blamed anyway. and yeah alex is a murderer but let him free. idc. he only murdered bryce. and only cos he was given an opportunity to push him into water.

and, listen okay, im just gonna say it. and idc how bad i sound. i would've fucking pushed bryce too. and expect everyone to cover for me cos that dude should be dead. idc.

he wouldn't have done it if he wasn't there and given that chance. it's not like a crazy killer is on the loose.

in conclusion: kill all r*pists

[flyingsculptures]

50 Questions Tag

Tagged by @sadienita​, ur wonderful and ily

1. What takes up too much of your time? Stressing about doing things rather than actually doing them lolol

2. What makes your day better? If it’s been a bad day, then coming home and having a massive vent sesh with my roommate

3. What’s the best thing that happened to you today? My coworkers and I all get along, but this morning everyone was in a really good mood and joking around with each other, it was fun!!

4. What fictional place would you like to go? King Kai’s Planet in dragon ball z, that shit looks peaceful af

5. Are you good at giving advice? sometimes, depending on the topic

6. Do you have any mental illness? I do, issues with depression mostly, but anxiety as well, but things have been SO much better since I’ve gone to therapy and started medication

7. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? YEAH BRUH SHITS SCARY

8. What musician inspired you the most? this is gonna sound lame af, but debussy. i’m a classically trained musician and playing his pieces shaped me

9. Have you ever fallen in love? i’ve been in love with someone once, but they didn’t love me back the same way. it hurt but i’m glad i’ve experienced what it’s like to feel that way about someone

10. What’s your dream date? tbh i’m a sucker for coffee dates, but only if i know the other person at least a little bit. otherwise, maybe a museum?

11. What do others notice about you? i dunno, you’d have to ask them i guess, but i’ve been told i can be stubborn and that i care too much

12. What is the annoying habit you have? sometimes i can run over the end of peoples sentences in conversations, i think. i promise it’s only bc im excited

13. Do you still talk to your first love? lol NO

14. How many ex’s do you have? two my dude

15. How many songs are on your playlist? binch which playlist, i’m a playlist QUEEN. I think my biggest one has over 300

16. What instruments can you play? i’m a classically trained pianist, started when i was 4 or 5. because i have such a solid theory base, i can usually pick up most things, at least a little bit

17. Who do you have the most pictures of? i have a ton of pictures on my phone rn of my parents when they were super young, but otherwise maybe my roommate?

18. Where would you like to go before you die? i would want to go back to ireland, but i would want to go with my family

19. What is your zodiac? both moon and sun in taurus, ascending in leo *finger guns*

20. Do you relate to it? I don’t know how much i actually believe astrology, but i do know i’m stubborn as hell, and fairly grounded

21. What is happiness to you? watching other people be stupid happy, like not in general, but experiencing something that just makes their face light up

22. Are you going through anything right now? all day erryday

23. What’s the worst decision you’ve ever made? trying to do what made my parents happy instead of what made me happy

24. What’s your favorite store? a local store called Stick it in Your Ear, they sell records and cds and stuff

25. What’s your opinion on abortion? Pro-choice, i can’t tell anyone what to do with their own body

26. Do you keep a bucket list? mmm not really, i don’t like putting that stress on myself lolol

27. Do you have a favorite album at the moment? i listen to playlists rather than albums these days tbh, so i can’t think of any

28. What do you want for your birthday? to see my KC friends, i miss them :(

29. What are most people’s first impression of you? i’ve been told i’m really intimidating when you first meet me, but once u get to know me you’ll just realize i’m a bit different (i’m NoT lIKe oThER GurLS)

30. What age do you seem according to most people? I get told a lot that i’m an old soul, whatever tf that means, i feel like i’m a living meme

31. Where do you keep your phone while you’re sleeping? my mattress is on the floor, so plugged in next to my head

32. What word do you say the most? ”listen”, i tend to start sentences with it

33. What’s the oldest age you would date? probs, like, 26? so about 3, 4 years older

34. What’s the youngest age you would date? i’m gonna be 23 this year, so 21 would be my limit. any younger and they feel like a baby to me

35. What job/career do most people say would suit you? what would SUIT me the most? ur asking me about the thing i’ve struggled w most in my life, IDK

36. What’s your favorite music genre? pretty much anything that isn’t stadium country or absolute shrieking is a genre i’m cool with, but i really enjoy post punk revival, like modern baseball (and then of course kpop lololol)

37. If you could live in any country in the world where would it be? i don’t think i could permanently live anywhere else, i’m too attached to my friends and family

38. What is your current favorite song? Making Breakfast by Twin Peaks

39. How long have you had this blog for? oh goodness, im not sure (i just checked and holy shit i’ve had it since aug 2012, dam)

40. What are you excited for? im not sure, it sounds sad but nothing much right now. i’m kinda just coasting and keeping my head down, which isn’t bad

41. Are you a better talker or listener? i think both, but since i’ve broken out of my shell i tend to do a lot more talking which i’m not super pleased about

42. What is the last productive thing you did? TAXES HELL YEAH MURICA

43. What do you want for Christmas? time, just time

44. What class do you get the best grades in? in high school it was english, college it was design and media classes

45. On a scale from 1-10, how are you feeling right now? a 6 i guess, a bit stressed atm

46. What can you see yourself doing in 10 years? bruh i aint got the foggiest, i didn’t think i’d make it this far

47. When did you get your first heartbreak? i thought it was 18 bu the first genuine heartbreak was 21

48. At what age do you want to get married? idc as long as it’s before 35 tbh

49. What career did you want to have as a child? i thought it was fun to say a marine biologist lolol

50. What do you crave now? falafel. mmmmmmmmmmm 

this was neat, it was almost like a diary entry lololol, i want to hear more from @captainlokispeople @abbyarrgh @verngyu and @cult-of-time tho of course if you don’t want to or don’t have time then all is well!!

[wndibro-blog]

OKAY HERE YOU GUYS GO. I’M TOO LAZY TO REWRITE THIS AT 12AM SO I’M GONNA DO THAT LATER. THIS WAS THE BIG HEADCANON I HAD PLANNED, BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SO I GUSHED ABT IT W MY BEST FRIEND KAT. ( who u probs know as @hotsaucechrsmscake​ )

below the cut is the long long long chat abt how it all ties together! and “it” is in reference to how the fuck all the ud kids know each other, because i know how high school works and i have no fucking clue how they turned into a friend group lol ....

kat-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

oh trueok so. how would josh and him become friends

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

thatsa good questionwhat were my hc's aginin howmike ties into the group

kat-Yesterday at 11:56 PM

i kinda see mike as a lowkey third wheel to josh and chris

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

LOLmike being the junior while josh and chris are seniors lmaobc fuck the whole chris age mix up™

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

???

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

u remember my rant about how the ages dont make sense

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

about how josh and chris are older?

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

yEAH

kat-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

or is chris not as old as josh???

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:57 PM

CHRISISNTASOLD AS JOSH FOR SOME REASON

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

!!!!

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

ON WIKIITS LIKE

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

hes really smart right?

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

HE'S 18-19

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

maybe he skipped a grade!

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

in 2nd grade lol ?

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

...........loluhm maybe not

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

they knew each other since 3rd

kat-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

xDhmmmm.........wowi cant believe they fucked that up

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:58 PM

continuity ™josh is canon the oldest so it's like idk if the prank happened on febuary 2nd of 2014 and then the reuinion happened on febuary 2nd of 2015

kat-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

i can just see everyone getting josh to buy them booze since hes legal before the rest of them

just joshin ya-Yesterday at 11:59 PM

oF COURSE

just joshin ya-Today at 12:00 AM

bc they're in canada whats the legal age in canada again 

19 

lol so josh definitely is the one who brought the booze on the first party

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

19 ! yes lmaooo

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

considering every1 was 18 and he was the only 19 year old

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

dude wtf matt is young af

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

HOW YOUNG IS MATT

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

he was 17

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

SLKDASKLD;JASKLDJASKLD;JA MATT

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

how the fuck

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

WAIT THAT THROWS EVERYTHING OFF

kat-Today at 12:01 AM

im so confused WAIT

just joshin ya-Today at 12:01 AM

WAIT THEN EMILY IS DATING A YOUNGER GUY

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

JESS WAS 17 too

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

ASKLDJAKLDJALSKDJASLKDJALKDJ

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

MASNDAMS LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

WAIT

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

jess and matt are the same age

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

SO THAT MAKES JESS AND MATT THE SOPHMORES EVERYONE ELSE THE JUNIORS AND CHRIS AND JOSH ARE THE SENIORS

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

but how did they all become friends im so????

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

KDASKLDJASKLFJD;ASKLDJASKLDSD;DLKASJD FUCK UNTIL DAWN

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

i mean i guess ppl from different years can be friends

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

I HATE THIS GAME

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

just

just joshin ya-Today at 12:02 AM

I HATE LIFE

kat-Today at 12:02 AM

so strange LOL IVE BROKE SHAWN

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FLIPS THE SPIRIT BOARD POINTER OFF THE BOARD

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

OH GOD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

IF YOU THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME DEAL WITH MY GRIEF IM DONE YOU'RE FULL OF ITI DONT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

oops

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

SORRY THOSE ARE JOSH LINES WAIT U JUST SAID A JOSH LINE

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

;)

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FUCK

kat-Today at 12:03 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:03 AM

FUCK

kat-Today at 12:04 AM

u gunna b ok? XD patpat

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

LETS GET THIS DOWN.OKAY.

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

THATS U AS FUCK

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

LOOKING AT THE FACTS .DJK;ASKLDJASKLDJALK THATS JUST ME ALL THE TIME OKAY FACTS FACTS FACTS FACTS I WONT BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITHOUT FIGURING THIS SHIT OUT

kat-Today at 12:05 AM

OKOKOK

just joshin ya-Today at 12:05 AM

OKAY JOSH KNOWS CHRIS FROM THIRD GRADE. FUCK THE AGE THEY GAVE CHRIS I DISREGARD IT. SAM KNOWS HANNAH, HER BEST FRIEND. WHICH AUTOMATICALLY LINKS HER TO BETH AND JOSH. SAM IS A BIG PART OF THE GROUP. BETH IS BEST FRIENDS WITH JESS. JESS IS BEST FRIENDS WITH EMILY. EMILY IS DATING MIKE, WHICH BRINGS HIM INTO THE GROUP.ASH LIKES CHRIS, CHRIS LIKES ASH.CHRIS BRINGS ASH INTO THE FRIEND GROUP*ASH HAS NO SIGNIFICANT FRIENDSHIPS WITH ANYONE BESIDES CHRIS, AND SUPPOSEDLY JOSH.BUT SHE KNOWS JOSH THROUGH CHRIS.

kat-Today at 12:07 AM

matt likes hannah??? thats how he fits in???

just joshin ya-Today at 12:07 AM

MATT LIKES HANNAH. HE'S THE SWEET BOY, SHE'S THE SWEET GIRL. THIS IS BECAUSE

kat-Today at 12:07 AM

he and ash seem to be friends!

just joshin ya-Today at 12:07 AM

HANNAH NOTICES MATT FIRST OUT OF ALL OF THEM. WHICH COULD BE TAKEN AS IF THEY WERE CLOSE FRIENDS.AND YES! ASH AND MATT ARE FRIENDS. DUDE

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

IM SORRY

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

LMAOOOONO THATS HILARIOUS

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

THINK ABT IT

just joshin ya-Today at 12:08 AM

IM COPY AND PASTING ALL OF THIS ONTO TUMBLR THOUGH SO THERE'S JUST GONNA BE A GAP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

kat-Today at 12:08 AM

ok dont do that move on omgggggggggggg

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY

kat-Today at 12:09 AM

about thinking abt it u can copy past idc xD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

I WILL THINK ABOUT IT A LOT A LOT

kat-Today at 12:09 AM

FFFFFFok

just joshin ya-Today at 12:09 AM

OKAY SOTO REVISE.SAM + HANNAH = SAM + HANNAH + BETH + JOSH.JOSH + CHRIS = ^ + CHRIS.HANNAH + MATT = ^ + MATT.CHRIS + ASH = ^ + ASH.BETH + JESS = ^ + JESS + EMILY + MIKE.OKAY SO.MIKE FITS IN BC OF WHO HE'S DATING.EMILY IS FRIENDS W JESS AND JESS IS FRIENDS WITH BETH SO THEY ALL TAG ALONG.BUT ALSO MIKE AND CHRIS SEEM TO HAVE A FRIENDSHIP TOGETHERBC OFTHE LINE CHRIS SAYS"LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON OUR DEAR FRIEND, AND CLASS PRESIDENT, MICHAEL MUNROE!"

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

AND ALSOMIKE SAYING

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

SO CHRIS AND JOSH PROBABLY ACCEPTED MIKE AS ONE OF THEIR OWN

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

"DUDE REALLY? YOU SHOULD KNOW ME BETTERTHAN THAT"

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

KSKALDJASDKJA;DJASKDLJASKLDAJDKLASJD OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT

kat-Today at 12:11 AM

just joshin ya-Today at 12:11 AM

THATS SUCH A GOOD POINT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BUT ALSO ANOTHER WAY MIKE TIES IN IS BECAUSE HANNAH HAS A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FUCKING CRUSH ON MIKE. THEREFOR, JOSH BEING THE AMAZING BROTHER HE IS, FEELS INCLINED TO INVITE HIM MORE OFTEN AND SUCH. MIKE IS OBVI A BIG PART OF THE FRIEND GROUP AS WELL.JESS STAYS DESPITE LOSING BOTH OF HER FRIENDS, ONE BEING DEAD, THE OTHER BEING EM, WHO SHE'S NOW DATING HER EX BOYFRIEND. BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT THATS A LATER DETAIL okay so who am i missing oh wait how did jess and beth become friends lol considering jess is younger than beth

kat-Today at 12:13 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmdoing yoga(edited)

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

probably some high school shit idk

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

or like cheerleading or like

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

oooooooHH YES OH

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

yeahxD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT HOLD UP

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

waits holds up

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

THE PHONE IS FUCKING RINGING

kat-Today at 12:14 AM

what am i holding up

just joshin ya-Today at 12:14 AM

PICKS UP THE PHONE WHO'S CALLING IS THAT

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

destiny?

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

CLOSE

IT'STHE BONE ZONE.

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

JOHN CENA

oh

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

KASJDD;JAKLDJ

JOHN STAMOS

SORRY ANOTHER VINEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA BLOWS WHISTLES W NOSE

kat-Today at 12:15 AM

LOL

just joshin ya-Today at 12:15 AM

LMAO ANYWAYANYWAYWNANYWANYWANYWAANYWAY

kat-Today at 12:16 AM

OK WHAT ARE WE HOLDING

just joshin ya-Today at 12:16 AM

JESS HAD A CRUSH ON JOSH

kat-Today at 12:16 AM

OUU DID SHE?

just joshin ya-Today at 12:16 AM

BECAUSE I KNOW JOSH IS LIKE JOKINGLY PERVY BUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WAY HE IS W JESS AND THE WAY JESS WAS LIKE!!!!!!!!!! I THINK JOSH WAS FLIRITNG W ME :3 AND THEN MIKE IS LIKE DO U WANT TO INVITE HIM UP W US LOLAND SHE'S LIKE !!!!!!!!!!! :D WAIT REALLY ??????

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

her dream come true

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

WHAT IF SHE HAD A CRUSH ON JOSH

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

but honestly like m mine too

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

BECAUSE JOSH IS HER BEST FRIEND BETH'S OLDER BROTHER !!!!!!!!! KIND OF LIKE DARIA W JANE'S OLDER BROTHER SORRY THATS A SHOW

kat-Today at 12:17 AM

idk who those ppl are xDbut OKXD

just joshin ya-Today at 12:17 AM

ITS A CARTOON THINGYAND ITS SO EXACT ESPECIALLY BC DARIA IS A BIT TOO YOUNG FOR JANE'S OLDER BROTHER AND THE OLDER BROTHER IS KIND OF THIS STONER GUY WHO'S SUPER "COOL" AND SHIT AND HE'S LIKE HAHA I MIGHT'VE DATED U IF U WERE LIKE A YEAR OLDER BC HE'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN THEM SO JESS BEING THE YOUNGER OF THE GROUP AND JOSH BEING THE OLDEST !!!!!!!!!!!!! DARIA HAS PROVEN MY THEORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay so.summary time because i'm losing track.sam is han's friend who is the twin sister of beth who is friends with jess, jess has a crush on josh, and josh is the oldest brother of han and beth therefor knowing sam. josh has a childhood friend named chris who he's best friends with, undoubtedly hangs out w him a lot and therefore becomes friends with jess, beth, han, and sam.han is friends with matt, and so he joins the group emily is dating mike, and mike is friends with chris and han has a crush on mike and therefor josh has two reasons to know mike not to mention emily is jess's best friend meaning that mike automatically comes along more often which means beth also knows mike which means han gets time with mikechris is best friends with ash which brings ash into the group, and ash being the nice one #2 after hannah, she is undoubtedly friends with matt as well she treats him kind of like a little kid in the telescope scene now that i think about it THERE WE GO MYSTERY SOLVED I THINK I DID IT I'M SORRY FOR THIS RANTok but jess and josh has suddenly become so cute what have i done KAT ARE U AWAKE

kat-Today at 12:23 AM

yes XDIt all makes sense now

just joshin ya-Today at 12:24 AM

i have literally everything copy and pasted but yes have i done good lmao literally all of this is based on one liners and those dumb stats on the menu

kat-Today at 12:25 AM

LmaoooI say it’s pretty good

just joshin ya-Today at 12:26 AM

i could rewrite this and make it all pretty but  n a h   this is how i do hc's now

kat-Today at 12:27 AM

Lmao omg Oh boy Starring: Shawn! Guest starring: Kat! & a blank that shall not be named

just joshin ya-Today at 12:28 AM

LMAO THE BLANK IS THE BAD JOKE RIGHT LOL

[nctsolar-remade]

💖Let's play a game! Choose some mutuals and tell me who you think they're most like in NCT personality-wise!💖

i was wondering when it’d come to me :-( and i hate doing these things bc i get so nervous n anxious but !! im gonna!! do my best- hopefully i dont forget anynoe n ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh anyway !!! i wrote all of this without my glasses btw so im literally not editing PLEASE. dont hate me im Blind. awoeifnawoeifwaneif and !!! also :-( this iS VERY FUCKING LONG. so i apologize in MAD ADVANCE for that aaaaa i tried to keep them short but when u love ur friends that shit is hard. :-((( 

@fingerstoe​: is literally who god decided to model Clowny Boy Yukhei after. idc what anyone says- Kween Karen is the Kween of Komedy and no one can out wit her- not even the meme lord mr yukhei himself. she’s honestly so funny n nice and ahhhhh no one could fioawnefoiawenoi outdo that HUMOR. im sorry. the comedy award this year (and every year) goes to miss karen, miss fingerstoe. its karen’s world and we’re all just living in it. 

@xuxies​: aaaaaaaa ok………… i swear……. i always tell ivie that i love her and :-( u kno i fckin do u BIG BEANIE BABY. but honestly, she’s … just like… john the man. john john john!!! u kno how i have a constant loop of his name running in my head instead of white noise? thats… thats.. also happening with “ivie ivie ivie” she’s so dorky n funny n cute :-(((( n just like mr. seo she makes me smile like a dummy !!! she’s always rootin for everyone n probably one of the nicest ppl in this fandom and she remains all softie  n humble :-(( good person just like the big giant teddy bear :-( 

@thotaeyong​: isra!!! miss isra!! the lovingest kindest :-( i’d have to say she is much like mr. nakamoto !! a king :-( he acts all tough n like he could be mean n aggressive n cool n tough n secci (that last one he definitely is)- but he’s also :-((((((((( oooooo my god so cute n giggly n soft?? and we present Miss Isra?? who is all tough n all Leo n cool but :-((( under all of it… just a cute (sessi) bih.. soft to the CORE. good person who just wants to make everyone laugh and smile oh…. has her heart in the right place. 

@kunqians​: zen is basically ten and doyoung combined into One Person. much like doyoung, they would…. fight anyone who spoke badly about those who are most important to them :-( they have their heart in the right place, and a good head on their shoulders!!! and much like ten, they constantly have the wii music playing in their head… or at least im p sure thats whats going on ://// but !! much like ten !!! just a very good person who is LOVING and KIND and just … the BRIGHTEST human i… i love :-( zen so much oof. 

@jonisuh​: U KNO ABSOLUTELY FULLY CAPABLE MARK LEE??? WE GOT MISS ABSOLUTELY FULLY CAPABLE JENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like u know how hard working mr lee is??? miss jennie??? just as !! fucking hard working!! just as kind and cute and funny and GOOD. such a GOOD HEART. literally single-handedly healed my dumb ass with her genuine kindness?? mark lee would be PROUD. :-( honestly jennie has one of the BEST hearts ive… just… ever…. experienced im so lucky to have her in my life, and :-(((( mark is the same way- good heart. good personality. always laughing n being THE BRIGHTEST LIGHT IN MY WHOLE LIFE. :-( 

@sichenges​: a mixture of :-( taeil and doyoung! like taeil she seems SOFT n INNOCENT at first but we uncover the ass eating leo beneath. The Center of My Heart. much like a leo should be. but yeah :-( taeil walks into a room n BRIGHTENS the whole fckn thing- like haleigh. and doyoung, bc shes got a sharp tongue and calls me a furry (fck u ok. im not) and like both of them: comedy kween (but dont tell her it’ll get to her HEAD. we dont need that happening.) 

@pawjohnny​: u kno how… winwin can be very quiet and shy sometimes :-((( but then is quickly THE FUNNIEST NCT MEMBER? thats what sabrina kinda reminds me… of…. just… SUCH A SOFT HUMAN !!!! gently hugs her forever?? thats a Mood. but yeah :-((( she is so fcking cute n soft n good?? but also :-((( her posts where she makes a point are clear and concise like mr. king winwin himself!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatta guy!! whatta girl!!!!!!!! honestly :-(( good ppl who i love wholeheartedly!!! 

@nerds-ct​: ez is an angel who acts like :/// they dont :/// care .. trynna be Tough… not wORrking my dear. they’re really funny n cute and just :-( v talented and genuinely always there for me!!! for this reason, i’d have to say its a mixture of mr yuta n mr taeyong! yuta bc :-( like hales, they’re always acting like theyre a toughie but :-(( just a BIG WEENIE. and mr ty track bc they’re so hardworking and always doing the most so that they can be better?? and i admire that a lot!! is always friendly and warm and patient, like our dear grandfather ty so :-) 

@gomarklee​: fjjfjoawe mash!!!!!!! is!!!!!!!!!!! like haechan and !!!!!!!!!! renjun !!!!!!!!!! and !!!!!!!!!!!! also jaemin!!!!!!!!!! and also doyoung???? like v sassy, v funny and humorous??? just a pinnacle of humor and comedy!!! kween!!!!!!!!!!! but also lowkey :/// soft…. she doesnt want u to know this but she has a BIG heart hidden beneath a BIG HEAD. (just like mr mark the man she loves-) but yeah- like doyoung and renjun, she’s kinda sassy and very WITTY. but like haechan and jaemin and honestly renjun and doyoung… soft… good.. cute… genuinely a SOFTIE. i love her… :-( 

@myfirstandlast​: miss megan?? i think ive already addressed this MANY TIMES. but :-( miss megan is like mr haechan… mr sunshine sunflower cute ass bby bean!!! they’re both so cUTe. and soft n GOOD. and aaaa my heart~~ but she’s also a lot like?? mr. ty!!! just very much there for everyone?? always soft. always kind. always good. and much like our soft gay king mr. jungwoo, just doing her best, trying to be gay n soft n kind, and successfully managing wow an angel? i love her so much and she just :-( aaa i love love love megan she’s so good :-( easy to chat with, like i imagine jungwoo would be so.. i have to say a combo of hyuck and ty and jungwoo, but MOSTLY jungwoo!!!! 

@27nct​: ahhh :-( jung jaehyun whooooooo??? much like jaehyun, she is so quiet n soft?? just FULL OF ALL THIS LOVE !!! she rarely says anything but whenever she tags me in stuff my lil dumb WORMY heart goes !!! and always refers to me as WORMY. n i feel like jaehyun would also b the kinda dude to give silly cute nicknames to every1 :-(( he does weird things (like put his hands in haechan’s nose idk ?) anyway, she’s also like :-(( always being cute? like mr. jung jaehyun ….. the sfotest bread couple of the century lads.