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#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL
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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
#I mean YES obviously murder is BAD we all know that. but if nobody had ever DONE A MURDER before and you didnt know it would happen#brothers are just like that sometimes man#tw religion
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“This thing is legally dubious and therefore technically unenforceable.” Is not a “useless liberal gotcha” it’s how legalism works in this country. Tying up stupidly worded EOs in court is the quickest way to keep them from being implemented. It is the definition of “doing something.” But it doesn’t usually involve much tweeting so of course a certain type of leftist feels obligated to mock it.
#challenging an EO in court keeps it from being implemented for a very long time and that’s a good thing#not only does it *not get implemented* for usually at least a year as it gets appealed over and over again#it also distracts conservative resources from going full steam ahead because they have to dedicate resources to defending their bullshit in#and the dumber their bullshit is the longer it takes to defend and the less they can get done#this is materially good so yes saying ‘this EO is poorly worded and can be interpreted to mean that all people are now female’#is a valid point to make
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When will someone gently take all the internet food bloggers by the shoulders, look into their eyes, and explain that coconut milk is not a neutral-flavored dairy substitute
#yes this is quite a petty thing to be annoyed by but ????? it tastes like coconut bro#i am all for unexpected flavor combos but just please give some thought to how they mesh together!#culinary adventures#my posts
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B plot where Mabel joins the fireside girls
#yes she gets all the badges but in extremely unconventional ways#my art#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#Mabel pines#isabella garcia shapiro
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i hope (know) this is how everyone who has ever fumbled me feels
#femmeofhearts thoughts#lesbian#certified weird femme#this is totally not about anything specific that i’m still mad about at all wdym#i love nothing more than to haunt people#ooo yes you cannot escape the thought of me oooooo#femme dyke
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three hearts that beat as one | old hollywood throuples anyone???
#old hollywood#classic hollywood#my post#my edit#yes yes they are not all throuples there are some that are 4. but you get the point!!!#btw three hearts that beat as one is a legit tagline for design for living#okay okay so lets get into identifying things. song: 3 - britney spears. films in order of appearance:#design for living#design for living 1933#the talk of the town#the talk of the town 1942#the philadelphia story#the philadelphia story 1940#singin in the rain#singin in the rain 1952#too many husbands#too many husbands 1940#fours a crowd#fours a crowd 1938#its love im after#its love im after 1937#my favorite wife#my favorite wife 1940#you can tell the relative throuple-ness roughly by how much they are featured lol. okay now for my OWN sake i must tag some actors#miriam hopkins#jean arthur#cary grant#katharine hepburn#james stewart#olivia de havilland
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I had to draw something for stir the heart by @weatheredlaw because it's one of my fave comfort jayvik fics.
#jayvik#viktor arcane#jayce arcane#jayce talis#my art#pls go read this fic#and all of weatheredlaw's fics honestly#p&p inspired too? lmao ofc#mr darcy coded jayce yes
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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The remorseful player
#deltarune#kris dreemurr#deltarune player#deltarune vessel#utdr#comics#goomyart#once again tumblr gets it early#my test group befor ei post on twitter#anyway#hi. different player interpretation here#i guess kind of inspired by like#people looking at my prev player stuff and saying ‘id never treat kris like that’#which isnt the point but like Whatevar#its not supposed to be entirely literal#so instead i present to you: the ‘good’ player that would never say those things to kris#and yes kris still cant bring themself to like you#Because you are controlling them. it doesnt matter how good of a job you do#lack of autonomy is everything.#without freedom what’s the point of it all?#‘why arent you happy? your prison cell is so nice!’
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i <3 chef characters
#'koob youve drawn a few crossovers atp and they all involve one piece' yes im aware . and ill do it again#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#senshi#senshi of izganda#crossover#koob art#procreate#digital art#1k#2k#5k#10k#comic
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Do not write fanfiction. One second you're normal and the next you're downloading a calendar from 2004 and tearing your hair out over what specific date every event in your fic happens
#yes this is my current literati fic#gilmore girls#literati#writing#I now know way too many specific dates of things that happened in season 4 & 5#all industriously puzzled out via transcripts and wikis and my own sleuthing skills#what an excellent use of my time i agree
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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License to Kitty.
#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#marcille donato#chilchuk tims#I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!
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My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#telemachus#odysseus#the ithaca saga#the odyssey#the hands that cradled you are covered in blood#but they cradled me yes?#something about odysseus coming home after 20 years only to see men trying to kill his son#yeah I would’ve murked them all too#that’s his baby no one better touch him
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