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The corporate wants me to find the difference between these two but they are literally the same pictures.
Like where is the difference they are identical
Do YOU see any difference?
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okay so TYELPE MY KITTO and CHARLES EDWARDS (yass IM AN EEL and won't touch rop celebrbr cuz im ded at rop i wanna survive yet)
you don't see any difference and it's ok cuz:
They both are OLDSTERS HEEHEE but despite their age both keep their form and look nice, more or less.
BOTH LOOK GRUMPY ASF and actually ARE grumpy toads
And THE DIFFERENCE: Monolith Celebrimbutt fits his character PERFECTLY and RoP Celebrimbutt is like--.... heck away im done with that
Dats enough and you better say thank you for at least THAT cuz it's unfair to press on my pain spot🫵
#amazon why#ok the ACTOR is cool no doubt#but he is NOT our tyelpe#hes cool but doesnt fit ykno#yas ye kno#i decided to take revenge on me for playing dirty in boor war??#riskyyyyy#sirtack purrs back#celebrimbor#tyelpe
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note: pollmaker is thinking of the USAmerican lottery system (powerball, mega millions, state lottos, scratchoffs, etc), but poll applies to other countries lotteries systems so long as its still the same concept of "big ol state sponsered gambling shit", but not like casino style gambling. u know what i mean, Lottos.
questions for the tags: how regularly, what stuff you play, if you have limits for yourself, if you feel like its a Problem for you, and for funsies the usual 'first thing youd do if you won the lottery' shit
reblog to have absolutely zero effect on your luck either way. just like, absolutely no change in luck whether you reblog this or scroll past. this is the luck neutral post reblog in the next 30 seconds or dont who give a shit
#buzzy#REMAKING BECAUSE I FORGOT THE FUCKING NO OPTION CHRIST im bad at this#do u ever spend so long thinking about every possible 'OP WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE AN OPTION FOR THIS SPECIFIC SITUATION'#that u forget the fucking 'no' optik#polls#poll#lottery#lotteries#the lottery#gambling#okay to repeat my personal answers: yes but i do only $3 per week and ONLY the texas lotto#i do my lucky numbers and i do a multi draw (does the next ten drawings w the same numbers) so that i dont gotta#pay attention to it for a couple of weeks#which makes it less of A Thing#so im not activelt rhinking about it as much#im ya kno impulsive and in the past it was 'ohh $5 per week and scratchoffs' but that meant too much of a#'oh but this week ill spend an extra $5 ive been good....'#and it was too easy for me to justify going overboard#i know 'not playing at all' is the better option but this scratches the itch just enough that i dont feel tempted to impulse buy scratchoffs#while also being p hands off so im not obsessing over it as much#ya kno?#yeah im consistently wasting money but it keeps me from IMPULSIVELY wasting EVEN MORE money#and it means i can keep lotto winning dreams jn the back of my mind#also first thing id do is go to doctors and find out wtf is wrong w me#well not the FIRST first. first first is probs getting myself a little treat like some dutch bros
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yall have fun w ur headcanons, but the idea of that devil squirming like a virgin and cumming too fast is the thing that endeared me to him so ya kno,,, skill issue lmao
this is a joke. I don't actually care what u headcanon.
#again: this is a joke. pls dont come at me idc what u headcanon#bg3 raphael#raphael x haarlep#not exactly but thats what got me here so ya kno#thank u haarlep for this blessed knowledge lmao#why yes i AM having lots of fun writing my fic why do u ask? hgfhjkhgf
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Redrawing a thing I drew a million years ago (x)
#yes. i am rewatching spn. and i want to take dean winchesters head between my hands and crush his skull#babygirl i will fucking destroy u. for the love of god someone hug him until he shuts the fuck up#its the misogyny of the characters and the early 2000s writing in general. and the cringe dialog. but ya kno#also HOLY FUCK the music replacement#@iguanodonwildman u were not fucking kidding its devastating XD its so bad. but im having fun lol#listen... dean winchester is just a babygirl in my mind but also i wanna watch someone beat the tar out of him... actually that goes for#most of my favorite characters. maybe thats just a me thing#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#fanart
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MAJOR DA:TV SPOILERS BELOW CUT
i have to take a break after that first bit of the ending. i'm not even sure im going to finish it but if i am i need a long break.
yes i get that it's realistic or whatever for people to die in a war-type setting, but killing Davrin AND Assan and potentially Bellara based on two single unclear decisions... what the fuck. would it have been Harding and Neve if I clicked the other buttons? or are we just killing the only elves. and you know, the baby endangered animal. yeah he loves his davrin but jesus christ. That's some bad writing shock factor death right there.
and it's not even like mass effect 2's ending because that one was well done. you had to understand your companions and their abilities in order for them to live. This game, it's "oh, well Davrin is a Grey Warden and there's darkspawn and shit. He could lead." Then he SURVIVES and the game is like. You inspired him to sacrifice himself by making him the leader :) also the cute lovable animal is going down with him and there's nothing you can do :) and then Bellara it's fuckin' like. Do you think the ancient elf magic expert should take down the ancient elf barriers or neve? Ok Bellara then, this is her thing. Well idiot she just got kidnapped
ok i just googled it and it is either davrin or harding dying. One of them has to die. like what the fuuuuuck. i just know they want you to pick davrin to die. he thought he was going to die earlier in the game. he's a grey warden and they're made for that. Harding is essential for dwarves reclaiming their culture, so let's kill the black dalish elf. at least i'm reading bellara can come back if you did her quests. sure the fade bit was cool but the cause was dumb. i'm not even mad about varric because i knew he was done for they set that up after bianca became woodchips.
sum of this is, these weren't even well written deaths. there was no satisfying part of it narratively. i keep comparing to m.e. but like, mordin dying? Upsetting, but had purpose, fit great with the narrative. This is just... there. The only emotion I felt was this rant on tumblr dot com.
#sorry i had to get that off my chest#i continue to be glad i didn't spend money on this game#yes ive been enjoying it ignoring all the glaring flaws but. ya kno#dragon age#da:tv spoilers#da:tv critical#dragon age spoilers#veilguard spoilers#carly commentary#carly complains
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i finished my family tree for corlys/house velaryon/dragon twins AND i used that to solidify one for my “freya hightower” au which i decided to combine with my “ned finds out he has magical kids” au for shits and giggles. Catelyn deserves a crazy Hightower mom to queen out with alright!
Who wants to hear me ramble for like 5k words on the Summer Isles’ diaspora and the way the various cultures in Westeros mesh together.
#getting on my soap box#finding that many mixed actors was a bit of a challenge but i did it#altho once again i gave up for a martell-valyrian match like there’s only so many north african and palestinian actors in the world ya kno#and since this was an exercise in ‘how do we make show corlys fit into the book canon story’ obviously i was thinking more about backgrounds#then i do with like. wish fulfillment ndn starks or giving rhaenyra & daemon a vietnamese trans child akskdkdkd#yes i did throw in several sapphics AND hightower witches. there should always be a hightower woman doing insane stuff!!
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im very confused is beta wally his orginal design that was made before clown settled on the current? his personality seems widly off?
Oh uh-
Yea! Beta Wally is just his old design that's no longer canon to WH. But ya kno, fandoms being fandoms he has his own fanon personality which, for me, leans into how most people ASSUMED Wally was before this first big update.
That kinda secretly dangerous vibe. Most people have him being a bit moody, i like to think he has that pretend niceness. But ya kno. Like with everything, everyone interprets characters different. Especially one where it's a lot of fanon.
#ask#text post#suppose i could be explaining this very wrong but ya kno#shrug emoji#just another wally#theres millions haha#but ye does that??? help????#idk sorry if im no help in explaining this is just how it seems to me!!!
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They gave us a New Angle!!!!
On the iconic Sasuke Hanging Over Naruto In The Rain scene.
The original, of course, being this one
All the other flashbacks have been similarly horizontal. But this time, we got a diagonal to Really drive the point home
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#'the point' being the gay pining and heartbreak etc etc ya kno#the diagonal is from naruto's flashback while talking to nagato. which yes i have gotten that far. 😭
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yo,, my voice allowed me to stealth in a convo today whilst cosplaying a female character!!!
Like!! I got to just be a man who was dressed up in a costume!!!
This person thought I was a cis man just from my voice!
#the makeup made him a lil unsure so he asked and I said I was a man#and like !! both are great#good makeup and also jfjdjd yes!!!! my voice is helping me pass!!! IM PASSING!!!#oh man maybe soon I can stealth more regularly#I do love being a visibly queer person but sometimes it would easier to just stealth ya kno#and the opportunity to do it is so exciting!!#jaxy babbles#yippie yippie hooray!! I’m passing more and more!!! I’m so happy!!!!!#trans masc#transmasc#transmasculine#I’m !!!! passing!!!!!!!!!
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chocolate from a moon lady — yes or no ? 🌙🍫✨️
aka this an inbox call for- you guessed it, valentine's day! :3c or just to get chocolate, if ur muse doesn't celebrate! multis pls specify for my indecisive ass 🙏❤️ !
#&&. out of#LIKELY TO BE PRE-EST if our muses havent interacted.. bc h.akuno's da type to put a lot of thought into gifts ya kno ! ✨️#tho a first meet where she gibs ur muse chocolate wouldn't be out of the question 🧐 she'd offer u chocolate#or just sweets in general if u looked a bit down - tis her way of trying to cheer you up! 🤧💓#BUT YE#i think most ppl prefer things being pre-est so uvu 💕#ALSO TSUN IF U SEE THIS; UR GETTING ONE. (MENACING) (AFFECTIONATE)#i see ur ask in my inbox and I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS I CRYYY /POS
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very tired of ppl on this site using the boar's head recalls as justification for voting against trump when biden's admin was Also directly responsible in cutting USDA testing ahead of the listeria outbreaks
im not gonna discourage anyone from voting for harris tomorrow esp those in swing states, but this is why it's important for your politics to be about policy rather than blindly trusting politicians bc theyre "blue." if we only fight back on bad policies when it's a republican pushing it, but not when it's a democrat, we will never be able to stop our government's continuous ratcheting towards fascism
#anyways if u havent seen harris' most recent cnn townhall then u prob missed her voicing support for finishing out trump's border wall#or her backpedaling on fracking#and medicare4all#or going ''states rights!'' when pressed on gender affirming care#there's valid reasons to advocate for a harris presidency such as blocking trump from increasing the conservative supreme court majority#but. and i feel like i really shouldnt have to say this but that doesnt mean her or biden are free from criticism#if u need to obfuscate an admin/politician's complicity on an issue in order to get ppl to vote for them#maybe the problem is said politicians and not. ya kno#voters who want them to be more electable#ANYWAYS down ballot voting will arguably impact ur daily life far more than the presidency so yes pls go to the polls and RESEARCH#who is running in those races + ballot measures#text#uspol#void.txt
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But wifi, how many times are you gonna make the same cake?? Well. Its different this time. I'll use a different pan, theres gonna be layers, not quadrants... whole new thing.
SO THE THING IS, we had an accident at the mutant turtle cake factory. YIPPEE [explodes]
[ID from alt: 1. A bundt cake in orange, blue purple and red, from above. The top of the cake is uneven and torn. The different colours form almost concentric blobs. 2. The bottom of the cake pan, with the top of the cake that broke off. Its mostly orange and blue. 3. The cake with a neon green glaze. 4. A slice of cake, the colours are wild swirl. END ID]
So anyway. Happy late 4 weekiversy, and/or early one monthiversy for the mutant mayhem trailer. However you prefer to count.
#some shit#tmnt#[waves] i only make weird fan works...#<- ill just reuse that shall i. im back!!!!!#i just. really like cake u kno???#i tired a different colour mixing process this time.... didnt work so i just. had to go back to the way i did before. oh well.#i forgot to take photos of the batter cause of that too.#but anywayyyyy. yes if you actually want to make a layer cake in one tin btw you should particaly cook each layer. just so u know.#I CHOSE CHAOS. and laziness... [<- person who made a whole 4 colour cake for funbrhdhdh]#i was. delighted to see it exploding in the oven honestly. lol.#also btw btw. the red IS IN THERE. i would never forget. it was the top layer. so. thus the bottom layer.#ans in photos it can look the same as the orange. but its there!!! if ya squint.
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watched the first two episodes of the live action one piece last night and, and
a. regret to inform u that in spite of it's terrible tumblr marketing campaign it is an actually entertaining show that displays a love for its source material (and respects the silliness of it) while making smart & reasonable decisions for an adaptation to a different medium, cannot fucking believe they broke the bad live action anime adaptations curse with ONE PIECE, also the production value is rly incredible honestly the sets and costumes are cool as hell,
and b. buggy truly the most insufferable theater kid, like he feels like he desperately wanted to play hamlet all his life but has had to do comedy so long that he is now incapable of not doing funny things. like if a thing is funny he HAS to do it and he will hate it the entire time. terrible guy. excellent character work.
also they rly love to put zoro in situations huh. every day he is getting tied up.
#algie watches one piece#it's a pretty good show with good writing (pay ur writers netflix) and excellent acting (pay ur actors also!!)#and lovely sets and costumes and stuff (set design n costumes not on strike but pay them ya fuckos)#cannot believe that this is how they break the bad adaptations streak but somebody had to do it i guess#it's obvs not a 1 to 1 faithful adaptation of the anime or manga but that is so obvious and clear for a live action adaptation#i am hoping that once the strike is done they get more seasons and also that netflix stops fucking cancelling shows after two seasons#but it would also be sensible to end each season on if not a true ending at least an okay wrapping up point. u kno.#bcos the anime is in fact so goddamn long and i do not expect them to cover it fully...... u get it#also i have not consumed all of the one piece anime or manga. some of it yes but it's SO long. u see.
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#so my mom's wake thing was today and that was a lot. not in an emotional sense but in a im standing here talking for 3hrs#to ppl i dont kno or barely kno. ya kno? but it was good bc so many ppl showed up to talk abt her#so many people. my mom made a huge impact on the school system. so many ppl relied on her. she encouraged at least 2 ppl to get their#master. for one person to specilize in helping the dyslexic after her experience advocating for 3 dyslexic daughters. she wrote and was#awarded a 10000 dollar grant for special needs and intervention curriculum. which will affect so many lives.#everyone loved her. she's gonna get a track meet named after her and a scholarship created in her honor.#she was an amazing person and she affected a lot of lives and im glad she was my mom. and she raised at least one jem in my littlest#sister who is so sweet and is a great teacher. god but there was some weird stuff too. were pretty sure her old boss was in love with her.#and there were some weird comments abt her being a strong woman or this woman doing so much and its like hm y do i detect a note of sexism#y not say she was an amazing person? y the surprise? weird comments about how pretty i looked. which yes i looked great lol. my funeral fit#was cute. we did bright colors bc it was a celebration not a dower event. and im sure it was ment well but it was a lil weird. and then#everyone was telling my grandma what a great job she did raising my mom and like god fuck off she didn't do jack. my mom was great despite#her terrible mother. ugh. but altogether it was good that everyone was able to express their love for her. it was def a day that was for#them mostly. i mean partly for us but mostly for them. none of us even cried. ay but we have 2 more parties in her honor#bc everyone loved her so much we have to do one in her hometown too. plus a personal friends get together. ugh. im so tired#i wish i wasnt the most awkward. eye contact avoidant person in the room but like ya kno. what can ya do?#unrelated
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should probably rework my pinned to include that my blog's 10% gushing and 90% bitching.
#☆.txt#yes i have crushes on fictional characters and yes i still blog abt them plenty#but i also take great joy in talking my shit ^__^#oops! all complaints!#for the record i DONT breach the boundaries of those who dont want to see discourse or personal posts on their dash#i respect that whole-heartedly. but i do want to make it clear that i treat this as my personal blog and not JUST an oc/canon blog ya kno
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