#yaoi dorito

[chai-en-kaadhale]

a triangle and a logic gate enter a bar

((context under the cut if u dont get it))

this is an inverter (circuit/breadboard thing)

if you input something it'll output the opposite

in other words, input "A" and itll output "NOT A"

usually used for conditions like "f B and not A then C"

this is a sign that engineering is taking over my life

send help

[mejkosmos]

my every waking hour nowadays:

[trashboyshoka]

In honor of Bill's Burn Book

[just-an-enby-lemon]

My brain is unable to produce anything but angst.

Like I had this cute fluff idea of Carlos being a Ford fanboy and moving to Nightvale inspired by his favorite scientist going to study Gravity Falls in the 70s/80s. All mostly based on the fact Carlos moved to Nightvale the same year Mabel and Dipper went spend the summer at Gravity Falls.

And it was cute. It was mostly Carlos sending fan letters/reports and Ford reading them and deciding - thanks to Mabel - to answer and making a friend he didn't had a complicated past with (and had a similar love for science).

But them my brain went "Ford would fully assume Cecil was like Bill, right?" I mean from Ford's view there's a paranormal guy who imidiatly is into the scientist? Clearly manipulation.

And at first it was still fine. Maybe Ford helped Carlos own inicial distrust of Cecil. But my brain kept going. To the point it decided that maybe what makes Stan and Ford visit Nighvale after the Weirdmagedon is the news that Carlos is not being cautelos and instead is dating Cecil.

So at this point it was still just a funny au with Ford thinking Cecil is some type of evil charming eldrish god that'll end the world while Cecil is just bonding with Stan and super trying to impress his bf friends.

But finally my brain went: "okay but what about after Ford realizes that Cecil is just an overly dramatic paranormal guy and truly just loves Carlos?". And I realized that while of course Ford would be happy for his friend and relived about the world he would feel even more as if Bill was his fault. Here is Carlos just getting a sweet guy and maybe he was the only one that couldn't see the difference.

And now I need someone to write it and give Ford a hug.

[misckyraining]

hii!

first time posting here! What's up? :b

[eliot-is-dead]

BillFord edit/YouTube self promo :p

Shameless self promo aside, I’m actually really proud of this lmao

[pannyhaspannedyourmomanddad]

Guys help ;-;

Billford has ruined my life, Idk what to do about it.

[nthflower]

Sketchbooks are so stressful and so stress taking at the same time such weird creatures.

[unmeinoniwa]

@minarcana | moved from legacy post (theo's getting smooched)

ㅤㅤ THE archivist found himself clinging tightly onto the other, perhaps out of fear that this moment would end far too soon but when he found himself being pulled along until Urianger’s back hit the bookshelf, he felt his heart flutter from the prospect of indulging a moment longer. He flinched at his partner's teasing response, suddenly finding himself overcome with embarrassment from having been too overeager ( Urianger’s sarcasm was almost deafening in the face of Theodore’s shame ) but for some reason, he wouldn’t have it any other way. “ T - truthfully ... you caught me by surprise but I hope you’ll forgive me for my ... lack of experience. ” He was certain his inexperience seeped in between their kisses but he was at least relieved that Urianger seemed to possess some form of experience because otherwise, it probably would’ve been a clumsy exchange of their lips ( still he wondered just how many people he’s been with prior to Theodore ).

ㅤㅤ He was once again caught by surprise when Urianger wordlessly drew in for yet another kiss but he managed to better prepare himself this time around and let their lips wed anew with ease. This time, he allowed himself to be fully taken in by Urianger’s control, also reminding himself to breathe if their kiss prolonged for a few breaths longer. The kiss started slow but yet somehow a tinge more passionate than the last ( despite the satisfaction of having their lips joined together once more, Theodore felt a desire set alight within him; a shameful desire for their passions to bloom into something more ). It wasn’t long before he gave into his urges and he clumsily drew even closer against Urianger’s form; pressing himself deeper into the kiss as if to satiate the thirst that was consuming his very being. His lack of experience however, prevented him from taking the next step and he whimpered helplessly into the kiss, almost as if he were pleading his partner to give him a taste of what he had been yearning for all this time. 

ㅤㅤ “ Urianger -- ” He gasped breathlessly, fingers clutching onto the fabric at Urianger’s chest for purchase, chartreuse eyes begging for something -- anything more in this moment. 

[weomismeowbackwards]

I NEED TO EAT ROCKS

:3

[dysstsk]

Important (144p) info.

[thepositivefella]

Gotta love how the human!Bill artists have been drawing the guy progressively older since Billford was pretty much canonized and is now widely recognized as toxic old man yaoi.

Ships aside, fuck immortal people who look perpetually in their teens pls keep giving me immortal shape-shifting dorito who actively chooses to look 50 yo.

[creepst-crypt]

Bill cipher x Dorito Yaoi

You can’t posses a chip bag. It’s just not the same. And they suck at sleepovers

[pawssclawss]

love the fact that some people in th gf fandom started shipping dipper and bill so alex hirsch was like "no! i dont want that!" and gave us canon old men divorced yaoi and im absolutely here for shipping an old autistic-coded man with a sentient yellow dorito

i l o v e billford

teehee

[kandy-sticks-zaza-blogs]

Asmodeus Redesign

His OG design reminds me of that curse yaoi body like the head is too small shaped like a Dorito and he isn’t serving CUNT.

I decided to CUNT DEGREE HIM,good to look at properly AND MADE HIM LOOK FRUITY.

Voice claim is Tim Curry or Levi Stubbs

I am tired of this dom daddy bullshit time to get glow up for him.

Genderfluid Male/Abrosexual that goes by any pronouns but still refers themselves as the ‘Prince of Lust’.

His eyebrows always frowns so he would look seductive and innocent looking like they did nothing.

Made his outfit based of the Moulin Rouge and non sexual nudity art on Pinterest.

His other heads are hiding in her hair so he would fool everyone by looking human.

They worked as the boss of the House of Asmodeus like Moulin Rouge and the place based off Missing Marmalade.

Mammon and Asmodeus despise eachother and the only person that will calm him down is her big wifey,Belphegor.

He doesn’t love Fizzaroli she only see them as a puppet to them,doesn’t care about what’s going on in the Lust ring,seduces for fun and dating with Belphegor because they match eachother freak.(They’re Lust related so they would kiss fr)

Asmodeus was born during the medieval time he was raised in the forest surrounded by the Goetia when they grew up she became looking more human but got the bull and ram horns.Stolas got hatched as Asmodeus took care of Stolas like an Older sibling.

Asmodeus fell inlove with Lilith but Lilith belongs to Samael,her husband she felt upset that Lilith only be with him once when they have a Intimacy last night. Asmodeus begin to seduce all the ladies taking away their chasity as they becomes the prince of Lust.

When Belphegor appeared in Hell Asmodeus fell hard for Belphegor but hides it as he hides their feelings for a long time as Belphegor stayed at her place for sleep over cause she is tired to go home Belphegor confessed her feelings in her sleep as Asmodeus confessed as well.

Suggestion Ideas by: @hotter-than-hell-rewrite , @midnighthybrid1 and @dnpanimationstudioclone

[ardentpoop]

on this friday let us thank jared supernatural for enriching our minds w/ his yaoi character features (dorito torso, hands bigger than your face, eyes that can transform him from seme to uke in 2 seconds flat, faye valentine’s nose and mouth and boobs,)