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a triangle and a logic gate enter a bar
((context under the cut if u dont get it))
this is an inverter (circuit/breadboard thing)
if you input something it'll output the opposite
in other words, input "A" and itll output "NOT A"
usually used for conditions like "f B and not A then C"
this is a sign that engineering is taking over my life
send help
#gravity falls#bill cypher#breadboard#circuits#logic gates#engineering#electrical engineering#yaoi dorito#this has so many errors but i did it instead of hw so idc#my art#my comic#art#annnnnd post!
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my every waking hour nowadays:
#please this gay ass scientist and his situationship with a floating dorito has somehow captivated me mind body and soul#the ever loving struggle of trying to get mej a job#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#them. that's the post#all hail loser bill cipher#my trademark tag now it's canon#please the fact that they're canon#HE WAS LITERALLY TRYING TO SEDUCE FORD. THIS IS CANON.#bill your gay is showing#toxic old man yaoi goes wild#mej's favs
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In honor of Bill's Burn Book
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My brain is unable to produce anything but angst.
Like I had this cute fluff idea of Carlos being a Ford fanboy and moving to Nightvale inspired by his favorite scientist going to study Gravity Falls in the 70s/80s. All mostly based on the fact Carlos moved to Nightvale the same year Mabel and Dipper went spend the summer at Gravity Falls.
And it was cute. It was mostly Carlos sending fan letters/reports and Ford reading them and deciding - thanks to Mabel - to answer and making a friend he didn't had a complicated past with (and had a similar love for science).
But them my brain went "Ford would fully assume Cecil was like Bill, right?" I mean from Ford's view there's a paranormal guy who imidiatly is into the scientist? Clearly manipulation.
And at first it was still fine. Maybe Ford helped Carlos own inicial distrust of Cecil. But my brain kept going. To the point it decided that maybe what makes Stan and Ford visit Nighvale after the Weirdmagedon is the news that Carlos is not being cautelos and instead is dating Cecil.
So at this point it was still just a funny au with Ford thinking Cecil is some type of evil charming eldrish god that'll end the world while Cecil is just bonding with Stan and super trying to impress his bf friends.
But finally my brain went: "okay but what about after Ford realizes that Cecil is just an overly dramatic paranormal guy and truly just loves Carlos?". And I realized that while of course Ford would be happy for his friend and relived about the world he would feel even more as if Bill was his fault. Here is Carlos just getting a sweet guy and maybe he was the only one that couldn't see the difference.
And now I need someone to write it and give Ford a hug.
#it does not help that I fully belive Cecil - and some nightvale citzens - can read Bills language#and sees Ford tattoo and is Cecil so he tries to gossip about it thinking is just a healthy kinky thing#only to that be the way Ford discovers his tatoo says “if lost return to Bill” and Cecil is like “holy shit I fucked this situation badly”#while Ford needs a hug even more#also Cecil does a broadcast being very petty about Bill and now nightvale all is very angry/petty about Bill#i love my dorito but i specially love when he cringe fails#wtnv#welcome to night vale#gravity falls#standford pines#ford pines#billford#look i have three modes about billford and it is “yummy toxic old man yaoi”. “let ford heal”. and lol this is so funny#i do love aus with them being healthy and the jokes#but also i like it as toxic and i like it as ford heals#also love rehabilitated bill but just cause he is a better person and sry does not mean ford has to forgive him#cecil palmer#carlos robles#carlos the scientist#cecilos
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“My muse” △ x 6
#comic#fanart#webtoon#gravity falls#ford#ford pines#bill#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#billford#toxic yaoi#toxic relationship#please read my comic it has nothing to do with this#muse#dorito x old man#i have a question#is toxic yaoi counted as proship?#because you know its bad for both he characters?#ship
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hii!
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first time posting here! What's up? :b
#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#bill cipher#gravity falls#fristpost#old man yaoi?#the book of bill#evil dorito#bill cipher human#Stop! Get help
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BillFord edit/YouTube self promo :p
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Shameless self promo aside, I’m actually really proud of this lmao
#bill x ford#the axolotl#grunkle stan#gravity falls comic#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls edit#he fucked the triangle#And now the Dorito won’t leave him the fuck alone#he saved the town (I know what that means now and can’t go back)#billford#BillFord edit#toxic old man yaoi#lgbtqia#disney#i literally suck so bad at tagging#if you’re reading this hi how’s your day been?#Youtube
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Guys help ;-;
Billford has ruined my life, Idk what to do about it.
#EMBRACE THE DORITO FORD EMBRACE IT!!!#toxic old man yaoi#Alex what have you done ;-;#Gravity falls#Gravity Falls bull shit#I'm not gonna survive this ;-;
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Sketchbooks are so stressful and so stress taking at the same time such weird creatures.
#i love just drawing whatever in them hidden from world#but after that looking at what i draw i wanna burn whole book#like most beautiful things i ever did in my life next to Doritos yaoi face
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@minarcana | moved from legacy post (theo's getting smooched)
ㅤㅤ THE archivist found himself clinging tightly onto the other, perhaps out of fear that this moment would end far too soon but when he found himself being pulled along until Urianger’s back hit the bookshelf, he felt his heart flutter from the prospect of indulging a moment longer. He flinched at his partner's teasing response, suddenly finding himself overcome with embarrassment from having been too overeager ( Urianger’s sarcasm was almost deafening in the face of Theodore’s shame ) but for some reason, he wouldn’t have it any other way. “ T - truthfully ... you caught me by surprise but I hope you’ll forgive me for my ... lack of experience. ” He was certain his inexperience seeped in between their kisses but he was at least relieved that Urianger seemed to possess some form of experience because otherwise, it probably would’ve been a clumsy exchange of their lips ( still he wondered just how many people he’s been with prior to Theodore ).
ㅤㅤ He was once again caught by surprise when Urianger wordlessly drew in for yet another kiss but he managed to better prepare himself this time around and let their lips wed anew with ease. This time, he allowed himself to be fully taken in by Urianger’s control, also reminding himself to breathe if their kiss prolonged for a few breaths longer. The kiss started slow but yet somehow a tinge more passionate than the last ( despite the satisfaction of having their lips joined together once more, Theodore felt a desire set alight within him; a shameful desire for their passions to bloom into something more ). It wasn’t long before he gave into his urges and he clumsily drew even closer against Urianger’s form; pressing himself deeper into the kiss as if to satiate the thirst that was consuming his very being. His lack of experience however, prevented him from taking the next step and he whimpered helplessly into the kiss, almost as if he were pleading his partner to give him a taste of what he had been yearning for all this time.
ㅤㅤ “ Urianger -- ” He gasped breathlessly, fingers clutching onto the fabric at Urianger’s chest for purchase, chartreuse eyes begging for something -- anything more in this moment.
#minarcana#✦ RECORDING the fates in the stars. (theodore ic.)#ur tags on ur last post still absolutely KILL me LMAOOO#i cannot deny that theo is indeed a wet cat yaoi protag#whats that one art meme that circulated around twitter with the yaoi base#the guy with the big dorito chin and his uke with the UWU EYES LIKE 'kya...'#thats them#anyways sorry for taking like 2839489234 years#theyre finally sucking face again#thank god
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Important (144p) info.
#susanoo yaoi hands#Tsuku is so fucking W I D E with that Dorito jacket#Video by @Falcrus on Reddit#I just cropped and tried my best to fit their heights#Ama is small and it makes me angry#smite#smite game#this is not a hc btw#this IS canon#fun thing is: Tsuku got a very snatched waist on his skins lmaoo#okay enough stupid posts for today#tsukuyomi#amaterasu#susanoo#shut up dos#shitpost
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I NEED TO EAT ROCKS
:3
#the book of bill#book of bill#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#gravity falls stanford#ford pines#gravity falls#gravity falls bill#i need to eat rocks#I NEED T O TEAT THEM\#I NEEFD TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF HIM\#YAOI!!!#\YUMMY DORITO!!!!!\#YAOI!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#flash warning
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WE GETTING LIT TONITEEEEEE YES GODDDDDD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌟🔥🌟🔥🌟🌟🔥🔥🌟😝😝🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🔥🗣️💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#og post#we arent.#we never will.#but it's good to have dreams#back to reading my yaoi slop....how i wish i had the motivation to finish two digital wips..#and start planning on my ap art projects#if i really wanted i could buy some weed from my friends... but i like to take the suffering art causes me sober#you know what i do have?#MANGO JUICE AND DORITOS FLAMAS🔥🔥🔥BOOM SHAKALAKAAAAAA THATS ALL I NEED IN LIFE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Gotta love how the human!Bill artists have been drawing the guy progressively older since Billford was pretty much canonized and is now widely recognized as toxic old man yaoi.
Ships aside, fuck immortal people who look perpetually in their teens pls keep giving me immortal shape-shifting dorito who actively chooses to look 50 yo.
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love the fact that some people in th gf fandom started shipping dipper and bill so alex hirsch was like "no! i dont want that!" and gave us canon old men divorced yaoi and im absolutely here for shipping an old autistic-coded man with a sentient yellow dorito
i l o v e billford
teehee
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"They're all just silly games you play on the computer! I can show you one at some point if you want, my personal favorite Gakuen handsome. Everything about that game is great, I just wish it'd had an official English translation but that's just how the cookie crumbles sometimes, ya know!? None of these games are ment to be taken seriously."
Expect I am bread, that shit was Streber's elden ring when he was eighteen.
"The kids these days clearly don't respect the shitpost game classics like Pom gets wifi, Paca Plus, Sonic dreams collection, Gakuen handsome, I Am Bread, Goat simulator, Sunky dot Jpeg, or the fucking bear simulator!"
"And let's not forget toilet in wonderland!"
#green-x-reaper#stuck on mobile#he's doing his best 😭#Gakuen handsome is comedy gold watching someone get stabbed with the the yaoi brand doritos chin ™️ is great:^)#Verse: Post tender treats
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