#yandere pein

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Naruto Uzumaki !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Sasuke Uchiha !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Kakashi Hatake !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Itachi Uchiha !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Obito Uchiha !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Madara Uchiha !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Hashirama Senju !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Tobirama Senju !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Hidan !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Kakuzu !

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﹒⪩⪨﹒➼ Pein !

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[animeyanderelover]

Can I request the senju family,indra,itachi,obito,sasuke,neji,pein and madara and what it’s like for the darling to sleep with them,like actually sleeping ?Thank you ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Tags: @shumidehiro @swagenemyartisan

Tw: Yandere themes, toxic relationship, possessive behavior, obsession, delusional behavior, coercion, clinginess, paranoia, abduction, isolation

Sleeping with a Yandere

Indra Otsutsuki

💜It should be known by now that Indra doesn't have any hesitation nor chill when it comes to forcing his darling into anything as long as it pleases his possessive and paranoid side. That most obviously also includes the fact that he abducts you and keeps you from that moment on by his side. You aren't allowed to stray away nor should you ever consider being stupid enough to attempt to flee. He is the ancestor of every Uchiha known today and he has set the standard by being fully committed to burn down entire villages if it means that he gets to keep you by his side forever. That being said, Indra is in need of his own private time because someone who is too clingy would get on his nerves after a while which is strange considering that he still expects you to pay only attention to him. Indra makes it perfectly clear when he wishes to be left alone for some time. Otherwise you are always kept within his vision and always have to stay in the same room as him.

💜​Naturally this will also include that you have to share a futon with him. You are his lover and very soon you two will be united in a marriage. It would be unfitting in his eyes to have you sleep in a different place than he does. You don't really get much of a choice in this. As always. Now, Indra is very focused on his own training to the point where he may forget the time around him until he realises that it's already night which means that he may go to sleep quite late. Whilst he doesn't have a set time where he wants you to go to bed, the moment he lays down he expects you to join him as well. He is very silent when he sleeps but he is also very alert which means that he always awakes the moment you leave as he senses your movements even in his light sleep and he always waits for your return as if expecting you to put your next plan to escape into action. His hair is surprisingly soft and the spiky strands always tickly you when he moves his body closer to yours.

Madara Uchiha

🌑​Madara is not as forceful as Indra is but honestly, he doesn't need to be. He has enough confidence in his own abilities as well as his influence to calmly allow you to walk around freely as he knows that if something shouldn't work out quite as fluently as he wants it to be, he can still always resort to numerous ways to blackmail you. He likes a potential challenge though so before he uses any of the cheap cards up his sleeves, Madara goes out of his own way to court you normally at first. There is still a good portion of his possessive side visible, especially if you fancy someone else or a pathetic fool should try to get cozy with you in which case he will very quickly present to you and others why he is so feared amongst even the strongest shinobi. Otherwise Madara is almost bearable if he wouldn't be such a smug jerk at times who enjoys annoying and irritating you. If you want to force him out of his comfortable zone though by rejecting him, he'll quickly introduce you to the concept of arranged marriage.

🌑​Really intimate acts are frowned upon before marriage, although Madara truly enjoys playing with fire at times. You only officially live in the same mansion as him after both of you are freshly wed and from that day on you have to share a bed with him. Let's be honest here, his hair is everywhere. His long, untamed mane of black hair is always tickling you and you always find some strands of it on your sleeping clothes but he would never cut his hair as it is his pride. He's also really set on holding you in his arms but you aren't allowed to tell anyone about how clingy he can be at times. A tight grip plus his abundance of hair can make it uncomfortably warm for you at times as he really emits some heat and it is even more annoying if you want to get away or leave the futon for a while as he doesn't allow it. At times you genuinely don't know if he's actually asleep or just pretends to lightly snore to annoy you in the middle of the night when you try to wake him up to argue with him to let you go.

Hashirama Senju

🌳​Hashirama isn't forceful per se but he being very pushy with his hopes and affection. Hashirama is a dreamy delusional man who spends a good portion of the day daydreaming about you whenever you aren't around him in that moment. How could he not spend every waking and even sleeping not without you filling all of his thoughts? He has so much influence and abilities and the only reason why you are partially safe is because he is for the most part a very goofy and lovely man who wants to win your love and affection. However, there is a lot of pressure from the public as well as his own clan as Hashirama is very beloved in his village. Obviously the man would never want you to suffer like this but unconsciously he is also guilt-tripping you into agreeing to a relationship with him and it is the same dilemma all over again when he asks you after only a few weeks later for your hand in marriage, too caught in his own delusions to consider that it might be too soon for you.

🌳​After marriage is when both of you are officially expected to share the same home and a prospect that Hashirama is especially excited about is sharing a bed. He is very clingy around you and he is often being criticised for it from his clan as he as the head of the clan and the Hokage is expected to have a certain image. So sleeping with you is one of the few times where he is completely alone with you and can be as cuddly and affectione as he wants without being judged and he spends a good few minutes just showering you in soft kisses as soon as you lay down with him. He has always quite long hair but it isn't as unruly as Madara's hair, although it still gets everywhere. He has his arms always wrapped around you at night and he prefers falling asleep whilst facing you so that the last thing he sees at the end of the day is your face. If you consider his busy schedules, he really savours every moment every moment cuddling with you and starts pouting when you want to leave the sheets before him.

Tobirama Senju

🌊If we are being objective, Tobirama is probably the strictest one from the founders. He takes everything a tad bit too serious and despite being the younger brother of Hashirama, they are quite different. Tobirama can be incredibly manipulative and threatening as the one who orchestrates your potential downfall whilst forcing you to come back crawling to him. That being said, he does opt for the normal route at first which actually includes getting to know you and wooing you. Tobirama is hardcore traditional and he values traditions and doings of his clan that have been done generations before him. You are getting trapped in an arranged engagement and an eventual marriage though if you refuse his courting as Tobirama is actively going to blackmail you in which regard he is different from his older brother as Tobirama is very lucid of his own feelings. As much as he hates Madara, both have little to no shame in using everyting within their power to claim you if you shouldn't choose them freely.

🌊Yet he is actually someone who has another room prepared for you to sleep in as he is willing to give you time to adjust if the wedding shouldn't have been made with your own consens, although you will eventually stretch his patience if you take too long. You definitely have a time where he expects you to get your sleep which is ironic considering that he does stay awake up until early morning at times to finish some important work to the point where it is your job to remind him to sleep. Even then he takes much longer to fall asleep as he is the type to think too much in which case it would be quite relaxing for him to listen to your own breath if you should have fallen asleep before him. He always wakes up so early though and isn't even above waking you up as he isn't as familiar with the concept of just enjoying to lay in bed as you might be since he needs to be productive. He is very quiet as soon as he does fall asleep though and the loose hold he has on your waist isn't a challenge at night.

Tsunade Senju

🐌​Tsunade is paranoid, protective and possessive and as much as she wants to make her darling happy, those different emotions don't necessarily align well with each other. The only bright side is that Tsunade is a sweetheart despite the tough appearance she might put on around others at times. She really cares about your wellbeing but her traumatic past has led her to be very frightened to lose another person she holds so dearly to her own heart. This can lead her to being very overprotective around you and that whole aspect is somehow made even worse when considering that she is a medic. Even if the encounter with Naruto has led her to overcome parts of her trauma, her obsession will definitely awaken some of those scary feelings again. She is very picky when choosing someone to keep an eye on you if she should be too busy and mostly Sakura or Shizune end up looking out for you as those are her students who have Tsunade's trust.

🐌​She shares the same mindset as her grandfather does in a way. Being able to lay down after a long and exhausting day whilst being forced to deal with the old people in the council is her highlight where she gets to be as clingy and as affectione with you as she wants to be. She isn't going to actively force you but you know that you'll hurt part of her feelings and the way she handles that pain can lead you to feel very guilty. Tsunade is a strong woman and she knows that but it is a very rare instance where she actively has to hold her strength back whilst cuddling with you in bed because her grip can get very tight at times. Especially if she has a bad dream involving her dead brother and lover can her grip get very tight to the point where you wake up and have to shake her awake unless she wakes up startled and disturbed beforehand. She is so sweet and soft though as soon as both of you are laying under the sheets together whilst kissing you and telling you how much she loves you.

Pain

🌧️​After Yahiko's death it is very safe to say that Nagato's whole view on the world shattered and emerged as something very dark and scary. The organisation which had been originally created to do good in the world has since become the very definition of fear and terror from the shadows as Pain has killed ever since without any morals. However, the blossoming obsession has brought out a deep-rooted fear within Nagato to lose you, someone he loves so much that he can't even bear it at times. That's why he immediately abducts you with one of the many bodies of Pain and locks you forever away in the tower where his real body resides, even though you don't know that just yet. By using his other bodies, he can't seem to express his feelings quite as he wants or even could which heightens your fear even more and within all of the isolation and terror Konan seems to be the only one who can initially help you to be less scared as well as advice Nagato what he should do to make you more comfortable.

🌧️​I mean, his real body can't really lay down to sleep with you and I doubt that Nagato even sleeps much to begin with which leaves us with the many other bodies he controls. Honestly, this idea never crosses his mind since the remaining bodies of Pain are essentially dead humans he controls and don't require sleep. It is up to you to even bring this up and Konan reassures him that this is a good sign because it means you are comfortable enough around him which makes Nagato quite giddy on the inside. He feels a tad bit disappointed that he can't do it with his body but you're pretty much free to choose anyone of the other bodies of Pain to lay with you in bed. The metal piercings are always a cold shock on your skin though, not to mention that it is quite uncomfortable when the body of Pain gets too close to you and those things jab into your skin. The thing is that the body isn't even sleeping but instead they're watching you the entire time during the night so that's a great jumpscare to wake up to.

Obito Uchiha

🔥​Obito has also been severely broken ever since Rin's death opened up his eyes to how cruel and twisted the world around him really is. He has dedicated himself to fulfill Madara's vision ever since and has lost all of the aspiration and principles he has held close to his heart back when he used to be young and naive. If you give a man who has nothing to lose anymore an obsession, you will fuel a fire until it becomes an all-consuming inferno and that is exactly what happens when Obito becomes absolutely infatuated with you. He is willing to do absolutely anything to protect you and will commit the most heinous crimes all in the name of his obsessive love. Nothing will touch you though, not even the flames that burn down everything around you. You are left with abduction and terrible isolation though as Obito keeps you away from the world that betrayed him and hurt him to protect you from all the cruelty out there. You may not understand and you may beg for freedom but Obito knows what's best.

🔥​His sleep schedule is probably not the healthiest one but he really doesn't care as long as he gets to be clingy and can savour your body held against his own. He is so pushy and doesn't give you any chance to protest as he is instead sickenly sweet whenever you go to sleep and lay down. He wants to take care of you and by extent he is someone who will tell you at one point that you should get some sleep now as protecting you means also controlling your life. Even if your breath, your warmth and your scent should lure him into slumber it isn't very deep to begin with and he wakes up multiple times within an hour as neither his mind nor his heart allow him to rest well. As long as you have a good night of rest though, Obito is satisfied as this is all that matters to him. He doesn't mind staying awake for hours just to watch your sleeping face and feel his heart swelling when seeing you so vulnerable and sweet as it only aids him in his dark determination to protect you no matter what.

Itachi Uchiha

🍡​No matter how guilty Itachi is over what he has done despite being fully aware of the wrongdoings of it, it doesn't change the fact that he has still abducted you and has made it impossible for you to lead a normal life anymore. He tries to make it up to you by being kind and considerate but ultimately he knows that nothing can ever fix his mistake that you have to suffer from for the rest of your life. He allows you the space and the silence though if you should need it as he understands that he would probably only fuel your fear and anger by being too pushy. So he allows you to distance yourself from him even if the loneliness hits him different now that he actually has someone he wishes to spend his time with. He still makes sure to take care of your basic needs by cooking and checking on you from time to time but otherwise he doesn't try to engage with you unless you make the first step by talking to him first. Honestly, you get a lot of time just for yourself though as Itachi has long missions.

🍡​You have a separate room with your own place to sleep in as you aren't forced to share a futon with him at night. That doesn't imply that Itachi secretly doesn't long for you at night sometimes but he always reminds himself to be better than that. Sometimes loneliness still gets the better of him which leads Itachi to silently sneak into your room and watch you sleep for a while which makes him feel simultanously ashamed as well as peaceful when seeing you at least sleeping well despite your troubling circumstances. Sleeping with you will be done with your consens and a part of him feels much more relieved and fulfilled to have you much more willing and open around him even if he still knows that it's partially the isolation that has gotten to you. Itachi actually sleeps better when he has you next to him, although he still wakes up a few times and has a very light sleep. There is an unfamiliar feeling of joy and peace though when he has one arm wrapped around your warm body that leads him into a calmer sleep.

Neji Hyuga

🕊️​Neji is honestly like a dream prince. You are the world to him and he absolutely adores you with every cell of his body. However, he is very delusional and protective due to this infatuation of his and even if he has some moments where he might sober up from his obsessive feelings, he always gets pulled back. He wants to marry you and he wants it pretty soon. He isn't as forceful as some other characters would be but he is almost always trying to warm you up to the idea and as soon as he has made the decision to ask you for your hand in marriage, he is sweet-talking and coaxing you into wanting the same thing as him. This is manipulative and toxic to the eye of a rational person but Neji genuinely believes every word that he says. He believes in all the sweet promises of love and romance because he knows that he'll only ever treat you with utter adoration and love. You should know better but it is hard to not fall for Neji's charm as he is so gentle and sincere about everything.

🕊️​It is the same charm that will lure you into sharing a bed with him as well. Whilst Neji would be considerate enough to allow you your own room, although reluctantly and with some usage of his Byakugan to watch over you even if you're already asleep, he is coaxing you into something once again like he has done always with you. It is hard to not feel your heart flutter though when he wraps his arms around your body, kisses your forehead and listens to all your worries, hopes and memorable moments whilst looking at you with such adoration in his eyes as he's fully invested in everything you have to say. His hair is one of the softest things you have ever touched in your life and he gladly allows you to play with it a little bit whilst both of you are together in bed. Neji prefers to stay awake until you have fallen asleep as it gives him a feeling of security and peace to see you asleep before he himself also closes his eyes and enjoys your body pressed against his whilst also drifting off to sleep.

Sasuke Uchiha

💙​He may not be as extreme as he used to be but Sasuke is fully capable of committing horrific things to ensure that you stay with him. An abduction is also a plan in that because Sasuke doesn't want to settle down anywhere for now so you have to take part on his journey and whilst he may ask you if you want to join him, don't even believe for a moment that he would accept a rejection from your side. He knows that he is doing something wrong but he is too possessive to be fully able to feel the extent of guilt that would be appropriate in this scenario. The worst part is that he is sometimes for days on end the only person you see as the next village may be still away and with that your next chance to be around someone who isn't Sasuke. As you are forced to spend so much time with Sasuke, you are always kept within his vision so he can keep an eye on you in case something happens and to reduce the chances of you doing something potentially stupid. You hate it at times so much.

💙​For some reason, despite your initial impression that Sasuke is more of a distant individual, he insists from the very first night that you two should lay next to each other. Arguing with him can give you at most only a few days where he begrudgingly accepts that you sleep away from him but eventually he leaves you with no choice as he turns more forceful. At times it might actually be wiser to lay next to him because both of you are going to sleep outside a lot during his travels which means that it can be cold and windy which makes his body warmth quite useful and you can almost feel the smug grin crossing his lips when you have to cuddle yourself closer to him whilst goosebumps are covering your skin. Since both of you are outside though, he is much more alert due to being protective over you which makes him quite aware of his surroundings even whilst he is asleep. Surprisingly touchy with you at night too considering that he is much more reserved with it during the day.

[uchihaxitachi]

|| Coincidences | He comes to you after battle, struck with a Yandere Ninjutsu ||

-> A/N: I am a whore for yandere and I wanted to incorporate a whole ass big writing plot for this one. I softened up :( but I had sm fun!

Itachi had decided not to bring up the topic of you and him kissing each other, after noticing that you had already forgotten about it the next day. You were so high and drunk, it was to be expected. Right now? He had only one thing in his mind, getting over this mission to capture a group of Shinobis who were supposedly plotting against the Akatsuki. It’s not their plotting that was the problem, the Akatsuki also had matters with currency which solely depended on the members and their strength. Any contract whatsoever would cause issues if the image of the 12 dangerous S-Ranked criminals was to be hampered. Something which this thug gang, as Pein called them; was triffling around with.

Itachi out of all people? Why? Itachi’s senses played back the conversation that happened in the recent gathering.

Kisame: I really don’t know where Itachi has been these days, almost disappeared.

Itachi: I do not think I must keep you informed of my whereabouts, or the Akatsuki.

Hidan: Right? I totally agree, imagine me fucking a woman and then writing and updating about it to the leader.

Sasori: Can you shut up?

Pein: Silence! I am not here to interfere with anything. We can might as well leave them be. I just don’t want any nuisance that’s all. If anyone wants to willingly take care of this, they can. Else I will.

Itachi: I will.

Why? Because it was simple, taking care of them would prove that he gave a fuck about the organization, granting him more freedom to operate freely and less annoyance on his whereabouts and what he does otherwise.

Itachi just wanted to protect you, a civilian who’s life revolved around the most normalcy he has seen in his life years so far as a Shinobi.

The fight? Pretty easy. Struck them with his genjutsu and tortured them in the Tsukuyomi for what felt like an eternity. It was the very last member, someone who remained hidden while Itachi’s jutsu took focus, and attacked him with a poisoned potion laced knife. Itachi— had been taking various types of poisons everyday, little by little amounts. The evasion from the attack was easy, what was not easy was the scorching pain it landed him in.

After teaching them a lesson, making them traumatized for life as if it meant nothing, Itachi dragged himself out. All he had was some pain, he knew he couldn’t die from this. This was just— a scratch.

What would you have been doing right now?

A scratch that might- make him see hallucinations?

What if you needed him?

Still, just a scratch.

What if you missed Itachi so much?

Nothing too big, he will take care of it.

What if you remembered the kiss?

Pouring rain came onto Itachi, drenched in two things— love and sickness for you. A longing for you he couldn’t seem to satiate no matter how hard he could try. An uncanny and bizzare appeal to protect you burning.

Itachi had never acted out of place once, in the times you’ve interacted with him. Hell he was your safe space for the sake of it. Today? Itachi had knocked your door at 2 am. You weren’t asleep because you sleep late, but a pang of anxiety curled in your stomach as you mumbled, “Who’s there?”

“It’s me.” The quiet, sublime voice of the Uchiha greeted you.

“Itachi? You—” you rushed outside, immediately pulling the door open and glancing at him, drenched in the thunderstorm and eyes glinting happiness when he saw you. This time, Itachi initiated a hug. For the first time ever, the Uchiha’s hands snaked around your waist, catching you off-guard as he tugged you close, letting you collide against his chest. A soft gasp escaped you, unknown to his behavior, you looked up, smiling and bursting into a giggle. “Great, now we’re both fuckin’ drenched.”

Itachi smiled back, kissing your forehead as you widened your eyes, trying to register what in the actual fuck was happening before he let himself inside, taking his cloak off. You had seen Itachi naked, you had nursed him back to health— but still, the clothing stuck against his skin made you feel, weird in the best day.

“I’m going to take a shower, Y/N.” Itachi humbly spoke, paving his way to your bathroom. “Y-yeah.” You blinked, still getting used to what was happening. “Yeah- sure.”

You went into your bedroom to change as well, coming back to cook some soup and some ramen, filled with veggies. You were unsure if Itachi had properly eaten after all. “I can smell the aroma.” Itachi walked out, using the towel to dry his long hair, eyes darting towards your form in a carnal way. Itachi liked making eye contact but never— ever, this intense.

“Yes, wasn’t sure if you had eaten, Uchiha.” You smiled, tapping the wooden surface of the table to usher him closer. Itachi took the hint and sat beside you, breaking the chopsticks and digging into the first bite. “No wonder your business runs so well, my dear.”

My dear.

Itachi— was warm, dangerously warm with his tone. You had never heard him talk like this. “Thank you.” A flush ran through the apples of your cheek.

“How has it been for you? It’s been quite a while.” Itachi asked the next question.

“Uh, you know? The usual. Nothing much, no trouble as such.”

You were vague, as always. This time, Itachi pressed harder. “So nothing significant, huh?”

“Nope, oh yeah- there was this friend I met after a long time. The one crushin’ over me since High School.”

Nope- nope- nope- should not have shared this.

“A friend? Do I happen to have heard his name?” Itachi raised a brow, sounding ever so natural. “Ah nope, you don’t know him actually. It was good though, we spent some time. Reminiscing over old memories.”

What did you mean memories? What was so memorable about someone liking you? Does the man have a death wish?

“I see, happy that the person you met. Unknown to me, and you still haven’t told me the name of— made you feel better.”

You looked at Itachi and blinked, “Well his name is Kyosuke.” You rolled your eyes, “Don’t have to be so petty, Itachi.”

Itachi wasn’t being petty. Itachi was being careful. He didn’t want you to feel scared of him. Didn’t want to burden or scar you. Part of him, the hyper self aware part of him knew that something is wrong with him right now. “Good night.” Itachi got up, leaving half of the food and walking away.

“Itachi it’s still pouring outside, stay in.” Of course he will. He just wanted you to want him to do so.

“I know, I will sleep outside. Please feel free to go inside Y/N.” He smiled, flicking your forehead and making sure you don’t suspect a thing.

How could you really? He was not the master of deception for nothing. Worse bit of it all? When the next day you heard the terrible news of Kyosuke dying via suicide. How naive— if only you understood the depth of Itachi’s abilities to understand the carefully orchestrated murder he did. Why else would a normal guy commit suicide by gauging his eyes out, the same eyes through which he saw you as a potential partner?

Itachi is happy to hug you. Let you sob and cry in his arms while he tells you it’s going to be alright. Maybe even feel guilt enough when the jutsu fades… but then again, Itachi was never someone to shy away from murdering people. Maybe the jutsu brought the real, carnal, dangerous self on the surface, something that had been long dormant.

[kyriolex]

You know, I think Shino may be the only Konoha 11 member who I have never seen anyone Hate

All the others K11, I have seen at least 1 person hate them but never Shino.

Sure you can argue it's cause Shino doesn't get much screentime but how would that explain the hate that Tenten gets?

Shino is truly the best Konoha 11 member. There's literally no reason to hate him

Behold! A non-scientific ranking of the members of Konoha 11, from best to worst, judged solely by the size of their pre-Boruto hate-dom:

Shino Aburame: His blessing and his curse is that he's very forgettable. Not enough people pay attention to him to build a hate-dom.

Choji Akimichi: The manga and anime dunk on him ruthlessly for his weight, but I don't see many fans hating him. He's too nice.

Tenten: She managed to dodge most of the shipping wars, but she's also a feminist, so some trolls will hate her by default.

Rock Lee: He's popular enough to get his own spin-off, and his visibility alone makes him a target sometimes.

Kiba: Let's be honest: Part 1 Kiba is kind of an asshole. He gets better, but his role as Naruto's first rival doomed him popularity-wise.

Shikamaru: His early misogyny did him no favors, but unlike Kiba, he got enough screen time and cool fights to undo his early setbacks.

Ino: Her hate-dom goes out of their way to paint her as a mean-girl type, mostly because she was the Sakura's rival and not because of anything she actually did.

Neji: He was cruel to Hinata in the chuunin exams, but his sacrifice in the war canceled out enough bad karma to save him from the bottom tiers.

Hinata: According to her hate-dom, this girl is a stalker yandere whose fight with Pein was a manipulation tactic to guilt-trip Naruto and steal him from his true love, [insert favorite Naruto pairing here].

Naruto: Naruto went from being a plucky underdog to the reincarnation of ninja Jesus himself, and a lot of the fans never forgave him for going full Chosen One on them.

Sakura: She rejected the protagonist's romantic affections for years, and even when she caved and agreed to date him, she didn't do it the "right" way, which makes her evil incarnate in some people's eyes.

[chanfictions]

Hi, how are you? I would like to ask how yandere Deidara, Pein, Itachi and Sasori would react to a sweetheart who was really sweet (including them) but was extremely intelligent? thanks

Hi anon -- requests are currently closed.

Chan is tired, and her brain is succumbing to the hungry gloom monster. Writing has not been a priority.

[arypurple]

DL - Résumé foireux S01.ÉP12

Ça commence bien avec une musique hyper triste alors que les frères se plaignent que Plante Verte ait décidé de s'embrocher elle-même dans l'espoir de cesser tout ��a (ce qui n'a pas fonctionné, malheureusement). Ils ont un sacré culot de critiquer alors que personne ne s'est bougé le cul quand elle pointait ce putain de couteau dans sa direction ! Le tonton a décidé de fuir par les tunnels souterrains, affirmant qu'il n'a pas le droit de mourir. Désolée Richter, mais j'attends que tu te décides à crever ! T'es chiant, inutile et même ta voix viole mes tympans. Du coup, alors que les frères ont l'air de se faire chier, que Tsundere Simulator s'amuse à staber des roses blanches et que le Butler réfléchisse à un moyen de se débarrasser de cette saloperie de MST Cordelia, le tonton inutile a largement le temps de visiter le manoir entier en tachant tout avec son sang avant de débarquer dans la chambre rouge de Christian Grey et... merde, je me suis trompée de scénario, là ! La robe est encore là à dégouliner de sang. Oui, sa robe dégouline encore de sang et je plains sérieusement la femme de ménage ! Laito qui voulait profiter de la chambre rouge débarque. Il dit à Richter qu'il n'avait rien remarqué... dude, t'es en train de dire qu'en tant que vampire, t'as jamais remarqué qu'une robe toute dégoulinante de sang traînait depuis dix-sept ans dans le manoir ?! Idem pour tes frères !? Pendant ce temps, Plante Verte devient assez blanche pour ressembler à Michael Jackson... tiens, il ne lui manque plus qu'un nez bien relevé et des cheveux noirs !

Heureusement, Laito a tout le temps du monde devant lui pour se taper la discute avec son oncle. Prends ton temps, Fedora-chan ! Après tout, c'est pas comme s'il y avait une fille avec la poitrine transpercée qui repose sur le canapé ! Ensuite, le gamin demande si elle va crever. Bien sûr qu'elle va crever si vous restez plantés là à discuter ! Vient enfin le Butler qui a trouvé la solution miracle afin d'empêcher leur casse-croûte préféré de mourir. Monsieur arrive avec une petite fiole, affirmant que c'est une potion capable de la faire disparaître l'autre pouffiasse. J'espère que t'es sûr de ton coup, parce on les connaît les effets de tes potions 🙄.

Malheureusement, la potion ne peut être achevée que si on a un bout de la personne que l'on souhaite tuer... et intervint la facilité scénaristique lorsque Yandere King arracha la tête de Teddy (ça valait bien le coup de le protéger, tiens !) pour sortir une fiole avec les cendres de sa chère môman. Je ne vous dirais pas la passion de Kanato pour les cendres de ses victimes... ah merde, c'est dit ! Reiji mélange le tout et la potion est prête. Durant ce temps, Laito a eu la meilleure idée de tout l'anime: buter son oncle. Oui, il était grand temps que quelqu'un le fasse ! Sauf que... je ne suis pas persuadée qu'allumer un grand feu dans une pièce du manoir soit une brillante idée, même si c'est un noble de geste de calciner ce gars. Mais bon, advienne que pourra, je suppose ? Durant ce temps, Oréo-sama, qui a la potion en bouche, embrasse la princesse dans son sommeil pour lui faire avaler. Rapidement, Plante Verte reprend des couleurs et comme par magie, je suppose, sa blessure semble avoir disparue ? Non, mais je dis ça parce qu'il y a peu de temps, elle s'est stabée elle-même en plein dans la poitrine et alors qu'Ayato l'appelle par son prénom pour la toute première fois, elle s'assoit sur le canapé comme si elle n'avait jamais été blessée ! Mais bon, il faut se montrer super gentil avec elle pour mieux pouvoir la maltraiter dans la prochaine saison, voyons ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Le suspens vous avait manqué ? Parce qu'à peine vient-elle de s'asseoir, Yui fixe les garçons avant de déclarer qu'elle a soif. S'ensuit alors le générique de fin et les frères qui proclament chacun un discours, tous plus malaisants les uns que les autres. Inutile de m'étaler sur la scène où Oréo-sama trouve Plante Verte sur le balcon pour lui donner son chapelet et que Claude Faustus verrouille de nouveau la pièce où se trouve la chambre de l'autre traînée. Sur ce, je vous dis à la saison prochaine ! Je sais pas si ce résumé foireux sera à la hauteur de vos attentes, mais j'ai fait de mon mieux, surtout que je voulais vraiment finir la première saison et que ça doit faire plus d'un an que je travaille dessus.

[yandere-romanticaa]

𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝔸𝕜𝕒𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕚 𝕪𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟:

Special thanks to anon for the helpful suggestions!

Aries: Hidan

Taurus: Konan

Gemini: Suigetsu Hozuki

Cancer: Kisame Hoshigaki

Leo: Karin Uzumaki

Virgo: Kakuzu

Libra: Deidara

Scorpio: Pein

Sagittarius: Juugo

Capricorn: Sasori

Aquarius: Itachi Uchiha

Pisces: Tobi

[mayullla]

Title: Wonderland King of Hearts

Character(s): Pein/Nagato (Naruto)

Summary: When an Alice leaves wonderland (Be that they died or managed to escape the place), a new Alice falls from the rabbit hole. Faith strings pull and look at your memories and thoughts and decide how the residents of wonderland would look at the new Alice. The first Alice was loved and cared for, after they died many grieved their death. The next Alice was hotty, spoiled and uncaring they died because they were abandoned by the residents. The next died becoming an experiment of a resident they too were not loved and the next and the next and the next. The residents adopted the idea that whenever a new Alice comes they would experience a horrible faith in the end... well that is when you came along. A small 10 year old child.

Today you will meet the King of Hearts.

Warnings/tags: Fem!reader, young reader, purely platonic, yandere themes, kidnapping

“Hello uh… mister…”

Pein stared at you quietly for a long time before finally speaking. He was surprised to see how a young child like you be the Alice but he also felt a little bit of pity towards you. He is the king of hearts after all. Although he may be a bit cruel (By that, that means alot) he always had a soft spot for kids.

“How did you come here, Alice?” Pein asked curiously, you blinked at the man who you found in the middle of the greenhouse, right before this you were outside helping the other servants Peint the roses white to red.

“I was helping the gardeners paint the roses in the garden.” You answered with an innocent smile. Pein huffed a bit looking at how drenched you were. “You are going to catch a cold like this.” You looked down at your clothes, a light blue dress with an apron drenched. You really might catch a cold like this but you are a child and you didn’t care, the point here is that you had fun.

“I will be fine!” You said cheerfully hoping that the man in front of you won’t nag you like your mother will every time you return home after you played outside in the rain or fell into the pond (most of the time on purpose).

Pein shook his head at your antics but chose to follow you to his amusement. “Well then if you are so insistent, take a seat, Alice. Do you drink tea and cookies?” he was having tea when you waltz in here.

You nodded furiously, hungering for something to eat. Taking the empty seat “Thank you very much” You said politely, taking a cookie from the plate but you looked at Pein again with curiosity. “Mister my name is not Alice but ____. Why do you and others call me Alice?”

Usually, Pein would have already had the person who tried to correct him off with his head but he let you go, now that he got a closer look at you he noticed your innocent eyes and felt more forgiving. “That is because you don’t belong here, Alice. This isn’t your world but wonderland, you are an outsider.” Pein explained.

You pouted at the man who never made a reaction to tell what he was feeling right now. The man had a poker face that would intimidate any other kid and even make adults pee their pants. But not you, you were either brave or a fool, or so that is what Pein thought when he heard you mumble that your name was not Alice but ____. But he didn’t mind it too much, finding it rather peaceful compared to when he was with advisors or other nobles. (Mad Hatter somehow always manage to get under his skin)

“Mister, why are you wearing a crown?” You asked curiously.

“That is because I am the king of hearts. I am the ruler here.” Pein explained you nodded at his explanation. “But you can call me Pein if you wish.”

“Ohh!! Mister is a king? I have never met a king before!”

“Call me Pein, I will allow it Alice.”

“Mister calls me Alice so I am gonna call you Mister.”

“....”

“Mhm~”

“... ____.”

“Mister Pein.”

“....”

Pein looked at you, raising an eyebrow which made you burst into giggles. He watched you as you laughed, endearing and free from the terrible things of this world, your laugh sounded like bells to his ears and unknowingly he smiled quite amused by you.

Suddenly you sneezed and it brought him back to reality, he looked at you and realized something... weak from just a bit of water, how would such a child ever survive in such a cruel reality. He looked at a servant, calling them “Have ____ showered and changed her clothes to something else. The queen must have a few clothes that she kept when she was young. Give her one of those.”

You looked at the man and pouted “But I need to go back home soon” “You can go back when you change, you will really be sick if you don’t.”

Your cheeks puffed even more but as you followed the servant you turned to Pein and grinned at him. “Thank you Mister Pein!”

You didn’t know that Pein didn’t have any plans on letting you leave. You are staying here where he could protect you from the cruel world.

“If she gets a cold, have the servants who let her paint the roses heads cut off.”

[cozymoko]

Hey, I was wondering if I could get some headcanons with yanderes Hashirama, Kakashi, Pein and Konan with a reader who maintains a diary and writes down her feelings and stuff. Like how she never told anyone about some random dude flirting with her or how she's stressed about things lately and wants it all to end

Hashirama Senju • 千手柱間

🌳 God he feels terrible for snooping but he just couldn't help himself. The small journal seemed too tempting. The man could only imagine how many secrets reside in that small book. Even the former Hokage couldn't resist temptation.

🌳 Simply could not keep a smile off his face, reading over the things you did today, the people you've met, and the time you've spent with him. Making small jokes about his kindness, how sweet he is made Hashirama's heart flutter. How did he ever get such an Angel, a masterpiece in itself?

🌳 Though his smile soon drops, scanning over what seemed to be approximately a week's worth of pages. All with constant stories about the same man, one that seemed to be plaguing your mind and emotions. The stories of him following you, making an effort to touch or grab at you. He didn't notice his hands tightening around the fine pages, though his face remained calm. It was unintentional indeed, he in no way meant to leave tracks of his being but so be it.

🌳 Will promptly linger behind you until telling you to, "Go on without me, I'll meet you there, okay?" Giving you an oh-so-sweet kiss and walking towards the direction of the man. Approaching him in what seems to be seconds, getting a rather ear-piercing scream from the terrified man. "I've always been a generous person," He started, lips twitching into a smile. "But I don't think I can be right now..."

Kakashi Hatake • はたけ カカシ

📚 Reads every last page in its entirety, chin resting in his palm as he hums a soft tune to himself. There was more than what meets the eye, far more than he had assumed. After countless months of stalking you, you had, even more, to offer that he somehow didn't know. How perfect can you be?

📚 What's there to hide? As your protector, he should know any and everything about your being. The things that make you happy, sad, anxious, angry; all of it is far valuable than one would think. Since it holds more things he could perhaps use against you in the near future, essentially forcing you to stay at his side. Selfish, yes, but I assure you it isn't too bad. Yet you'll have to see it with your own two eyes.

📚 Quirks a brow when he comes across a specific sentence. "...And to top it off this idiot keep flirting with me but I'm not interested! I don't know what to do and I couldn't possibly tell Kakashi..." It read. But he stopped there, closing the book with his mouth squeezed shut.

📚 "What a beauty, huh?" He grins, placing a hand on the strange man's shoulder. "God I'm so happy they're mine, all mine." The man peered over his shoulder into the Jonin's kind eyes, shivering under his lengthy gaze. "You're quite the troublemaker, terrorizing my partner, leaving them in distress, how inconsiderate." He sighs, tightening his grip. "...and for that, I cannot forgive you."

Nagato Uzumaki • うずまき長門

🌧 Opens your diary quite abruptly, surely feeling no remorse for looking through your belongings. You have become one, in mind, body, and soul; things like this are mandatory, there should be no need for such formalities.

🌧 Eyes scan every last page, word for word, sentence within each paragraph. All until he reaches the end, present day. The small pattern of the last few pages didn't go unnoticed with you constantly complaining about a certain man, one you couldn't seem to shake off. Although looking calm to the naked mind his mind was racing, heart caving in on itself at the idea of another man even breathing the same air as you. This simply will not do!

🌧 Pein won't bother confronting you with his new information. Instead sticking to your side or having someone watch over you more often. After all, he has bigger issues like finding out who this infamous man is. All while keeping himself updated on your little diary, you hiding it won't do you any good, dear!

🌧 Intends on leaving the man disheveled. Clothing tattered, blood soaking the thin material. Eyes filled with tears as he pleads for mercy at his feet. But he shall not grant him death, no that is far too kind. Instead, he tears the man apart, limb by limb, slowly torturing him for each and every day for all the times he's made you cry.

Konan • 小南

📄 The most hesitant to look through your belongings. In a way, it feels as though she's betraying your trust, which she is and the outcome frightens her. The simple idea of you despising her is unimaginable itself. She couldn't possibly live with the burden of that. How could her one and only ever hate her? Nevertheless, curiosity killed the cat did it not?

📄 Konan sits there, heart hammering against her chest, hands shaking violently as her eyes searched the page. Though she cannot help but wonder how long this has been going on. Why didn't you tell her sooner she wonders; did you not trust her? Why haven't you told her about this? Do you find her to be useless? Plentiful of questions that you might be able to answer I presume.

📄 You are her beloved, the one who saved her, the one she looks up to; for that she must ensure your happiness. Konan wasted no time trying to find this pest, soon deciding on following you to stay out of sight. Once spotting the man in action Konan feels an overwhelming pain surge through her chest. While she takes in his features before hurrying back to her previous tasks.

📄 Their death will be fairly quick, depending on their words leading up to it of course. Feeling proud of herself she will present you something of theirs. Something that will make your memories flood back to you; something that will make it all, click. Whether this is a good or bad thing is up to you, though I'm rather curious about your reaction!

[sweeter-sins]

The kind of YANDERE Naruto characters are

word count: 494

Warning this has Yandere themes in it.

This has Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, kakashi, hinata, kiba, shino, kurenai, shikamaru, ino, choji, asuma

Akasuki are next (itachi, Pein, konan, kisame, sasori, deidara, Tobi/obito, hidan, Kakuzu,

Give me a character from Naruto, Demon slayer, Attack on titan, MHA and I’ll tell you what yandere they are

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Naruto

Worshipper/harmless

Honestly you lucked out on the fact that he won’t hurt you. He’ll treat you like a God if you accept his feelings. If you don’t well he won’t force you too or hurt your partner if you have one.

Sasuke

The trainer

Don’t think your safe for even a second with him. If you don’t at least pretend like you love him you’ll most likely end up end. Sasuke is a man with a lot of pent up anger and trauma. You rejecting him will make him violent, but you’ll learn eventually.

Sakura

Delusional

She’s probably convinced herself that you love her and have confessed to her. No matter how you treat her she’ll think your being mean because your embarrassed of your feelings, if you cry,It’s cause your overwhelmed. She’s super sweet to you so that’s a win unless you break a rule that is

Kakashi

Monopoly type

This is one of the most common types. He’s super protective of you and doesn’t like anyone you hang out with even Guy. If/when he kidnaps you don’t expect to leave the house a lot. Maybe for a reward he’ll allow you to go out for a date.

Hinata

Harmless

She will try her hardest to become your lover but honestly she’d be content with being someone you consider a friend. Expect small gifts from her and please take them

Kiba

Monopoly

Kiba is another monopoly type but this sits on his insecurities. He’s not the strongest or the prettiest or the smartest. He would be absolutely infatuated with you obviously not in a good way. Akamaru is the only other person/thing aloud near you.

Shino

Worshipper and harmless

Shino isn’t violent at all. As long as your happy and safe everyone else will be too. He wouldn’t kidnap you on the sole basis that he doesn’t want you too be scared off him.

Kurenai

Delusional

Funny how the genjustu user is under a delusional. She won’t hurt you but when it comes to those who do? Well you’d be surprised about the torture that genjustu can cause.

Shikamaru

Trainer

Despite how lazy he is he does have brains. Shikamaru most likely has some kind of blackmail on you in order to get you to do what he wants. You can’t trick this man. Pretending also wouldn’t work.

Choji

Harmless

Choji wouldn’t do anything to harm you. In fact he does everything in his power to do the opposite. Whether it be sharing his food or training with you. Obviously your probably also friends with shikamaru. Overall if you were to have a yandere after you hope it’s someone like choji.

Ino

Dependent

She lives for you. She will kidnap you In Order for her to be happy. It’s in your best interest and everyone else’s that you don’t leave her.

Asuma

Trainer

I can’t see him as anything but a trainer you probably give into him easily. He’s a high ranking jonin. Love him back and he can protect you from anything.(except hidan)

[cecil-marethyu]

So, I’ve been exploring the various Sakura ships for a few months now and I was curious to see how many fics there are of each ship on ao3 as of December 12, 2020. I also wanted to see what the main type of fic written for each ship is because some are more inclined to one-shots or more plot intensive fics. This definitely won’t be all of her ships because I won’t put it past myself to forget one. The only disparities present in the numbers should be that I forgot I had the language filter set to English and it doesn’t factor in whether the ships are the main focus of the stories or only a side ship. Anyways, let’s see how this turns out.

45. Chojuro: 1 This spot could be held by several different ships, but I’ve actually read one-shots that include this guy, and I’m weirdly partial to Kiri-nin. Moving on

44. Jiraiya: 3 Includes a Jiraiya/Sakura/Kakashi smut shot if anyone is interested, I obviously was

43. Zabuza: 5 I’ve been trash for this man since the first time I saw him, so my wish fulfillment desires more regardless of how illogical it is, but I’ll take what I can get

42. Haku: 6

41. Fugaku: 6 Some of you may be wondering why there are six fics pairing Sakura with Sasuke’s dad. The real question is why not?

40. Asura Ootsutsuki: 6 Don’t know anything about this man, but I am reading a fic called halcyon days

39. Suigetsu: 7

38. Kimimaro: 7 Highly recommend Marrow

37. Kabuto: 8 Personally wouldn’t touch this man with a 39 ½ foot pole, but what you read isn’t my business

36. Zetsu: 14

35. Tsunade: 16

34. Konan: 16

33. Orochimaru: 17 This one physically pained me to look up, but you know what, read whatever the fuck you want.

32. Indra Ootsutsuki: 17 Once again, I’ve only ever read halcyon days

31. Shino: 20 A guilty pleasure to be honest

30. Kakuzu: 21

29. Izuna: 21 I’m absolutely trash for A Stitch in Time. It’s 440K+ of slowburn Founders/Sakura, and it’s not finished yet.

28. Pein: 22

27. Temari: 28

26. Yamato: 28 Honestly… a lot hornier than I was expecting the first time I looked it up. Apparently, he has bde, and we all know what that leads to. At least two one-shots that include Kakashi and Genma as well. Lowkey wish there were more story based fics out there

25. Hashirama: 37 Once again, A Stitch in Time

24. Hidan: 41

23. Tenten: 42

22. Obito: 47 Another guilty pleasure I have no explanation for

21. Akastuki: 48 I’m honestly trash for anything that includes Akastuki and Sakura being roommates. Neither one is finished but I really like And they were roommates and Inkful. Sweetheart (frat house Akastuki and sweetheart Sakura) is intriguing because I know jack-shit about Greek life. Pink Clouds is my shit

20. Genma: 49

19. Minato: 55

18. Kiba: 70 Another weakness of mine

17. Deidara: 71

16. Kisame: 77 I’ll reiterate that Pink Clouds is my shit. Also, a set of connected kisasaku and itasaku oneshots starting with Never Let Me Go is very precious to me.

15. Tobirama: 85 Opposite problem I have with Yamato. The perv in me wants more smutty one-shots, but its been a while since I looked through the tag, so I could be wrong

14. Neji: 85 A guilty pleasure I have no explanation for. Shikasakuneji is a thing, and I have no idea where it came from, but I fuck with it

13. Sai: 104 Got a soft spot for this one

12. Shisui: 174 

11. Sasori: 183

10. Rock Lee: 198

9. Hinata: 202

8. Gaara: 259 Quite a few fics that have over 100k words. Can’t think of anything off the top of my head, but I love Gaara.

7. Shikamaru: 284 Surprising reoccurrence of yandere Shikamaru? Like, it probably only shows up in two or three fics, and is probably more prevalent in other ships, but I was still surprised by its presence.

6. Madara: 286 Honestly need to explore this ship more. Homeward though

5. Itachi: 510

4. Naruto: 842

3. Ino: 859

2. Kakashi: 1566 The ship that got me into this mess to begin with

1. Sasuke: 3660

This is... useless information and was not a productive use of my time, but it exists now for any who are curious. It was kind of cool to see how the numbers compare though

[animeyanderelover]

Hello🎀Can I request Tobirama,Madara,Itachi,Shisui,Sasuke,Pein,kakashi and Obito with a darling that tries to escape often?Thank you 🧸

Tw: Yandere themes, possessive behavior, obsession, delusional mindset, clinginess, paranoia, gaslighting, controlling behavior, mind break, violence, punishment, isolation, abduction, death

Tags: @shumidehiro @swagenemyartisan

Darling tries to escape often

Madara Uchiha

🌑​Whilst Madara could easily put a stop to those futile and silly antics of yours, he decides to entertain them instead. Much to the dismay of the elder of his clan who can only view your impudent behavior with discomposure as the spouse of Madara Uchiha should know to behave better. If other clans would find out how little respect you show your own husband, they would surely laugh at the lack of discipline Madara gives you yet he is aware that only a very brave or stupid soul would dare to say such words within his earshot. When the eldest of the Uchiha clan confront him about his lax behavior and question him desperately why he encourages those outrageous shenanigans of yours, he reveals laconically that you'll never be able to run away, no matter how hard you may try. He could easily crush your silly attempts to escape him but that would be so awfully boring. Isn't it much more entertaining to let you run around to entertain your little hope of freedom only to stop you within the last second. His confidence to never prevent your attempts is ultimately just a flex of the power he holds. He assures the elder though that if you were to ever step out of line, he will see it through to correct your attitude.

Tobirama Senju

🌊​Tobirama finds himself quickly reaching the end of his patience due to your troublesome defiance. Yes, he understands your frustration and he knows that the abduction isn't something pleasant yet he expected more from you. How long do you intend to keep this childish attitude up? Your behavior is unfitting for someone he plans to marry. The frustration grows whenever he receives a new report from the Anbu that they had to stop you from escaping once again, visibly dragging his mood down for the rest of the day. If you refuse to behave, he will treat you accordingly as more and more restrictions are placed on you until you are forbidden to leave the building he keeps you in. You ridicule and embarrass him with your exhausting antics to the point where he doesn't want to introduce you to his own clan. You don't listen nor do you want to settle for any compromises. One day he eventually just snaps when he receives another report of the Anbu with the most reckless attempt you have ever done to escape. As soon as he returns to the Senju compound, he berates you harshly. Yet it isn't until he threatens you that your family will bear the consequences that you truly listen in horror to him.

Pain

🌧️​Pain is unforgiving against anyone who stands in the way of his goal, merciless against anyone who goes against him. Nagato's clear paranoia to lose you results in Pain desiring control and obedience from your side yet your stubborn behavior clashes with those demands on multiple levels. If you would have been anyone else, you would be dead. Whether that is something to feel relieved about or not is up to debate though. Even Konan who expresses more kindness and empathy for you can't save you at one point as you never give up in your attempts to flee from the tower you are held as a captive. She still tries to somehow convince Nagato to go easy on you yet a threat just snaps as you do it again and again. He has been going too easy on you. Otherwise you wouldn't attempt an escape as easily as you do. He will teach you what happens from now on so that you will consider the idea the next time much more carefully. From broken bones to psychological torture to eradicating the people you hold dear to your heart, there are many ways for Pain to force you into obedience. Whether you see him as a monster or not for what he is about to do, just remember that you are responsible for it.

Kakashi Hatake

📖​Kakashi has neither the time nor the patience to deal with your reckless and unwanted stubbornness. You seem to enjoy giving him a constant headache, don't you? He didn't know that you wanted to have him play pretend with you by acting like an immature kid. If you insist on acting like a brat though, he will do you the favor and treat you like one. Whether he locks you up or has to use chains or ropes to constrict you, your fierce determination to remain a troublemaker remains. Kakashi is far too possessive and protective to let you ever leave him though and his ninken are constantly summoned to detect your smell and track you down. If he wouldn't be so busy as a Jonin and later on as a Hokage, perhaps Kakashi would show a tad bit more patience but time is a luxury he cannot always afford. He has to find more effective ways to force you in line, even if he knows that this will only alienate you further away from him. He gives you one last warning though before his patience completely crumbles, his Sharingan staring through your soul as he reminds you that there will be consequences if he catches you again. Would you prefer a broken leg or the vision of a genjutsu?

Obito Uchiha

🔥​As much as Obito's delusional infatuation wants to reject the reality, a part of him is unable to deny that it is your fear of him that has led you to attempt to flee multiple times already only to be swiftly stopped by him. It breaks him mentally and spiritually to witness those fearful eyes looking at him yet he knows that it isn't your fault. It is the world and the people inhabiting it that have brainwashed you to believe that he is the bad guy you have to fear so even throughout his shattered insanity, he remains sickly sweet to you whenever he catches you and brings you back. The sweet kisses of comfort only make your chest tighter with growing panic though. Black Zetsu suggests that he should punish you for he is making a fool out of himself by being so lenient to you yet Obito warns him coldly to never mention such an outrageous idea again in his presence. He could never hurt you after all. Although perhaps it wouldn't be a bad idea to show you what might happen to you if you would run away from him. The genjutsu he puts you through from that day on tear your mind apart yet this is reality he is showing you so you can see the world and the people for what they truly are. Do you understand it now?

Shisui Uchiha

🍂​Even if Shisui is the one who is quite tolerant and lenient under normal circumstances, his attitude changes after you have seen behind his facade. He has to be more careful with you from now on and your defiant behavior only makes the situation worse. He is regarded as a natural talent, works for the Anbu and has to serve the vilage. This means that it could take weeks for him to finish a mission and he knows that you would never sit back and wait for him. You would use that chance to escape as far away as you can. It is already a bit of a challenge to keep the current situation a secret from other people whenever he has to catch you quietly in yet another failed attempt of yours to run away and he can't even remember how often he had to have a stern conversation with you, the normally light air around him gone and replaced by silent tension. Eventually he finds himself considering to use Kotoamatsukami on you, his Mangekyo Sharingan ability. Shisui is fully aware that he would manipulate your mind by using it. On the other hand you would never know that and it's not like he would actively influence your feelings for him. It would merely be a little push to make everything less difficult.

Itachi Uchiha

🍡​For Itachi the situation is quite difficult to handle because he knows what would happen to you if you were to be caught by someone. The connection you have with him would never allow you to live normally again as there would always be someone who would come for you to lure him out. It is solely his fault and he harbors guilt for it and will most likely do so for the rest of his life. Yet you are still here, abducted by him because his desire was stronger than his guilt. He as taken a lot of time to explain everything to you in hope that you would understand yet your stubbornness also seems to be stronger than everything else. Itachi finds himself silently giving way to despair because he knows that the next mission of the Akatsuki is only a question of time and most disheartening of all is that you know it too. You're just waiting for him to leave so that you can escape for good. Even if he knows that he has no right for your love, a part of him still feels hurt by the fact that you wish for his absence as much as you do. He can't let you run away though. It is too dangerous and he is far too selfish. Don't think that you will have a chance just because he will leave for a mission.

Sasuke Uchiha

💙​Sasuke has little to no tolerance for the defiance you put up as you do literally everything to escape from him. He is fully aware of his unbearable behavior and possessive attitude that smothers to the point where you feel like you can't breathe but he doesn't care. He just wants you. His attitude is condescending and his words are hurtful and sharp whenever he yanks you back harshly as he has stopped you from yet another unsuccessful escape attempt, his grip tightening with each plea and whimper of yours to let go. You really want him to hurt you with the way you get on his nerves, don't you? You could have just said so to begin with instead of failing so miserably in your poor attempts to outsmart him. Sasuke will put you very quickly back into your place and he does so by using violence and fear as nothing else seems to work with you. He doesn't feel guilty about it either when he spills your own blood and scars your skin and breaks your leg so that you won#t be capable of running away from him to begin with. Stop your crying, he'll be responsible enough to take care of you afterwards. He does hope that you have learned your lesson though.

[chanfictions]

How about reader being a skilled and master escapist and always managing to escape from the place somehow only to just go grocery shopping and try cooking new dishes for yanderes Pein, Konan, Itachi and Deidra?

This one is a bit more light-hearted and fluffier than the norm. Hope you enjoy!

Culinary Escape Artist

Characters featured: Pein, Konan, Itachi, Deidara

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With a curious quirk of his brow, Pein paused mid-step during his walk through the base's relatively empty halls, halting his conversation with Konan upon discovering a breeze softly whistling in from below the closed door as they approached your room.

"Pein, what's the matter?" She inquired softly, stopping beside him as he took a long, intense look at the knob.

"There's a breeze coming from her room," he stated in a low rumble. Slipping a hand into his pocket to rummage for a key, he unlocked the door with a solid click. As expected, when it creaked open and he stepped into the room, he was greeted by an open window and a tangle of sheets slung through the frame, forming a rope that dangled to the ground below. "Our darling pet has taken herself for a walk again," Pein's deep monotone wavered with a quiet annoyance as his ringed eyes shifted about the room, seeking an answer as to how you had yet again managed to get past the sealing tags that should have rendered your room inescapable.

"I'll send Deidara after her right away. She couldn't have gone far--"

Pinching the bridge of his nose in a brief display of frustration, a growl roiled in Pein's chest before he formed an answer. "No. Just set the table."

Konan balked, blinking as she stared at him in confusion. "What?"

"This is the third time she's managed to leave this room without permission. She came back on her own the last time, and the time before, Deidara found her at the market shopping for ingredients to cook dinner. She will undoubtedly return again, likely with some new ridiculous recipe to try. Remind me to remove those cursed cook books from the library. These ventures of hers are getting out of hand," Pein flexed his jaw as he spoke, staring out into the clear, blue sky through the open window. "See to it that the kitchen is clear."

"Of course--" Before Konan could fully finish speaking, Pein swiftly stormed out with a stony mask firmly concealing the depth of his irritation. With a brief glance into your room, she softly shook her head before making her way through the winding halls to the base's shared kitchen.

"Is there a problem?" Itachi's deep, smooth voice carried from behind as she stood in the center of the room, looking a bit unsettled.

"She… escaped again," Konan said carefully after a long moment of silence.

"What?" Deidara blurted loudly from beside Itachi.

"...to go shopping," Konan continued with an anxious bite of her lip. "At least, that's what Pein believes."

"Hm," Itachi hummed, seeming rather unbothered by the development.

"I'll go get her," Deidara declared firmly, digging a hand into his pack of clay.

"No, that won't be necessary," Konan shook her head, reaching out and touching his arm softly.

"And why not?" The blond demanded, his face quickly contorting with annoyance.

"Pein's orders are to… set the table," she explained after a breath of hesitation.

"Set… the table," Deidara repeated flatly.

"Do we know which cookbook she was reading this time?" Itachi inquired coolly over his shoulder, stepping toward the cabinets to begin rifling for the appropriate dishware.

"I… I think it was stir fry."

"This ought to be good," Itachi mused with a quiet smile.

"Are you two seriously just going to stand around and do nothing?" Deidara's voice climbed urgently, cerulean orbs shifting accusingly between the pair before him.

"You're allowing yourself to get worked up over nothing," Itachi waved his hand dismissively, removing a stack of bowls from the cabinet and setting them upon the table with melodic clinks of glass. His dark eyes drifted up to the clock on the wall, and a knowing curl pulled at the corner of his mouth. "Let's see… she should be back, oh, right about now."

As if on cue, you peeked quietly around the refrigerator, clutching a brown paper bag of goods to your chest with a nervous heat burning your cheeks. "I'm home," you chirped with a quiet smile.

Konan's eyes brightened upon hearing your voice. She turned quickly to face you and swooped in to take the bag from you, setting it aside and wrapping you in a firm hug. Burying her face against your hair and cradling the back of your head with a gentle hand as she squeezed you tightly, she breathed an audible sigh of relief. "Y/N, you can't keep disappearing like this. We were so worried."

With embarrassment steaming your face, you pressed yourself into her warm embrace, inhaling the subtle scent of flowers that clung to her skin. "I'm sorry, Konan. I just… wanted to make something nice for everyone," you mumbled quietly into her cloak.

While Konan held you in fear that you might vanish into thin air again if she let go, Itachi hummed quietly to himself as he unpacked the collection of ingredients you had gathered during your adventure to the market. "So, what is it you're planning to make this time?" He inquired smoothly.

A wide smile slowly pulled across your face as you partially untangled yourself from Konan's arms, gazing proudly at Itachi with a soft tilt of your head. "I found a recipe for this fantastic lo mein stir fry. And the market had the most amazing fresh noodles," you prattled excitedly.

Deidara huffed while Itachi chuckled softly, holding an arm out invitingly as he stood in front of your delightful array of fresh ingredients. "I suppose you're going to need a second set of hands, then?"

With a gleeful squeal, you clapped your palms together as Konan giggled, all but skipping over to where Itachi stood. "Really, you want to help?"

"Of course. Every chef needs skilled assistance in the kitchen," Itachi chortled with a warm smile as he began producing the additional pans and dishes you were going to need from the cabinets above.

"Konan, Dei, what about you?" Your bright eyes fell upon them as you spun around.

Deidara crossed his arms, annoyance wrinkling his brow for a moment as he considered your request. Before he could formulate a protest, Konan floated to your side, chattering happily with you and Itachi as to what creating this latest dish would entail. "These hands are not for cooking," he scoffed, deciding that the kitchen was already too crowded. "Besides, someone has to tell Pein you haven't flown the coop before he loses his temper."

You chewed your lip nervously, the cheery excitement beginning to drain from your features as the realization dawned on you that you would likely be in a heap of trouble for your latest transgression. "Right," you murmured, eyes slowly falling to the tiles beneath your feet.

"Don't worry," Itachi's smooth voice and warm hand upon your shoulder cut through the thick silence that hung on the tail of your admission. "He won't be angry after you bring him a bowl. But perhaps you should simply ask permission next time you're inspired to get creative in the kitchen. And speaking of which, how exactly did you manage to bypass the seals again?"

Perking back up with a cheeky smile playing at your lips, you gazed at him over your shoulder with a mischievous wink. "If I tell you that, I might not be able to make your favorite dish next time."

[venusdere]

Yandere Obito Hcs!

CW: yandere, manipulation, abuse, noncon, mind break, breeding, daddy kink, toxic relationships

Okay, so Obito would be extremely delusional. He’s already decided that you belong to him the second you showed him the kindness he’s gone so long without. After Rins death, he was convinced he could never love again, that no one could be as perfect as her. Then he meets you one faithful day. To be honest you vaguely reminded him of Rin, but a version of her that didn’t have the chance to exist.

He would stalk you for a bit of time, but ultimately decided to kidnap you for your safety. This cruel world took Rin away from him, he couldn’t allow it to take you too.

Oh boy, this man will manipulate the hell out of you for literally anything.

Obito knows that he can get the most attention from you by taking advantage of your kindness and empathy.

“You probably think im fucking hidious, aren’t you glad I wear this mask? I bet you’re ashamed to call me your lover.”

“Why were you looking at that man? I’m not good enough for you huh? I already hate the way I look, you don’t have to remind me that i’m a monster by staring at other men.”

He’s not even THAT self-conscious about the way he looks, but boy does it tap into your empathy well.

He would keep you locked up for the majority of the time. He doesn’t want the world to take away the only thing he considers precious, can’t you see that this is for you? You’re safer in this cold, dark, basement than you would be anywhere else. Why can’t you accept it!

He would let you out on a few occasions to let you think you have more freedom than you do, maybe for a date on a special day, but don’t even think about running away! He would most likely keep you in Ame. In case you try to run away, Pein would alert him almost immediately and put you back where it’s safe.

He would convince you that everyone who has ever claimed to love you lied to you. They were all going to hurt you, none of them could appreciate your beauty like he can. Babydoll, why cant you see through their charades? None of them would do what he does for you, they would all leave you to the wolves the second they could.

He plays into your fears as well, do you have abandonment issues? He already noticed, and waits until stockholm syndrome sets in to really take advantage of any issues you have. “Maybe i’ll leave you alone here in this basement and never come back. You’d love to be rid of me wouldn’t you?”

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As soon as Obito kidnaps you, he’s already forcing his body on yours. There’s no reason to wait, he doesn’t bother trying to romance you since he just wants to keep you safe and alone. In fact, in his head he considers this romantic. Saving his little darling from the cruel world and keeping them away from any and all danger. It’s perfect! He can provide for you and in return you birth his children and let him fuck his pain away.

Of course, you didn’t see it this way at first. As soon as he had your back on the only bed in the room, you started crying and panicking. Obito has both of your arms pinned together over your head with one hand, but you still struggled to get out of his tight grip. You attempted to kick him over and over again with no avail.

“I’m doing this for us babydoll. Don’t worry, daddy’s gonna make sure you feel amazing in a little bit. Awe, you’re so excited you can’t even sit still!”

You whimpered as he cut off your clothes with a kunai, begging him to stop. Your pleas fell silent on his ears, and he quickly ripped off his own clothes.

He’s gentle in the beginning, letting you adjust to his massive size, but he quickly gets tired of not having you the way he wants and pounds into your pussy, well, his now.

He doesn’t stop fucking you after the first round, no. Why would he do that? This is the first time in so long that he’s had decent human-touch, why stop now? Why stop when he can keep on wrecking your soaking pussy with his hard cock?

He doesn’t stop until you have the most adorable fucked-out look on your face. You’re left a babbling mess with drool coming out of your mouth and cum seeping out of your cute, used cunny.

Whenever stockholm sets in, he practically has you wrapped around his fingers. You’d do anything for his attention now, you don’t have a choice anyway. It’s not like someone else would care for you. He’s all you’ll ever have and you feel disgusted when you crave his intimacy. It’s okay darling, that feeling goes away soon. You’ll be nothing but an obedient cumdump for him, and he can’t wait until that day happens.

On one particular day, he comes back home after several days of leaving you alone. He walks up to the bed and sees you naked and asleep, cuddled up next to a stuffed bunny he got you for your birthday. “God, she’s so fucking cute.” He thinks to himself. He gently wakes you up by kissing your face all over. Your eyes open and see his face, smiling down at you. You immediately smile and pull him into a hug, “Daddy you’re home! I missed you so much. I hate being alone, please don’t go again daddy, please.” you whispered the last part into his ear.

Obito grinned, content with your desperation and loyalty for him. How cruel is he? To leave his poor baby alone for so long? No. You deserve better.

“Baby, are you tired of being alone all of the time? Daddy can fix that.” He held you tightly, your warm, naked body against his felt like heaven. He lets go of your body and takes off his own clothes while you eagerly waited for him to finish.

Out of nowhere, he kisses you roughly and has you laying down for him. “I’m gonna cum in you so many times tonight, your body will have no choice but to get pregnant. You’ll never have to worry about being lonely anymore princess.” He growled against your ear, his hard cock aching to be inside of you.

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Ah- hello! You came just in time! How are you, it has been a while~ I just laid out the snacks and drinks on the blanket and was just gonna get something from the house. I kinda forgot the sugar cookies haha... You go on ahead, the picnic blanket should be under the cherry tree.

Hello everyone! It is finally here, a little event for you guys as a small thank you for helping me hit 1000 followers I am so happy that you like the things that I post and hope you continue to read them! *sweats* The event ends at June 30 2022 so watch out for that! Well? get going now! Follow the path and maybe you will meet a certain fellow!

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How to send an ask~

You will be given three questions and from there you can pick what you want from the options listed below. (Send a hi too would also be nice!)

Example: I will pick the road to the lake and there I will meet Kaeya we will head to the picnic with roses and I will have cotton candy. Or you can just say: Cottage + Lily + Kakashi + Apple juice

Walking through the path of the garden the path ended up going two ways. In front of you was a sigh point where the paths go the first one goes to a small lake while the other one goes towards a small cottage. Which road will you pick? (pick one)

Go to the lake if you want gn reader Go to the cottage if you want fem reader

You noticed how many beautiful flowers there were but there were two that caught your eyes. You picked one.

A lovely Rose ;; Romantic Yandere (10/15 request) A pretty Lily ;; Platonic yandere (6/15 request) A bundle of Lavender ;; Romantic (8/8 request) A single Daisy ;; Platonic (2/5 request) So that I don't get too much of one type there will be limits. If they are somewhat even I will start increasing the limit.

Choosing your path you passed by pretty flowers and cute garden decorations you soon reach the destination the sign pointed to and see? (pick one)

Genshin ;; Zhongli, Venti, Thoma, Childe, Ayato, Kaeya, Diluc, Albedo Platonic only ;; Xiao, Chongyun, Xingqiu

Naruto ;; Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Itachi, Shisui, Obito/Tobi, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Pein, Kakuzu

It seems that they have been here for a while and ask if they could join you to your picnic, maybe they were lost and could not get out of the huge garden, maybe they were just hungry or maybe they just wanted to spend time with you. In the end, you finally reached the picnic place, taking a seat you saw all the food laid out on the blanket and you wondered if Mayu may have overdone it a bit. (pick one only!)

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