#yandere april fools

[decaf-mother]

Yandere April Fools headcanons? (My girl is underrated and needs love)

Yandere April Fools Head-Canons

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SFW Head-Canons

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Warnings: Violence Mention, Stalking, Generally Dark Content

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She will steal any little objects that remind her of you, she especially loves taking and wearing your perfume/cologne or using your soap/shampoo

She stalks you relentlessly and you can almost always feel her presence looming

Will leave you little 'gifts' aka things she stole off her victims- the victims being people you used to be close to

She can't help but love to toy with you at times, she both wants to be the one you feel safest with and the one that scares you the most- this leads to constant unpredictable behavior

Will be cuddling you one moment and pinning you to a wall and reminding you who you belong to the next

You'll never have a normal life ever again once she's taken an interest in you, she might let you continue to work and such but she'll never be far away

If she ever has to leave you alone for awhile to do a mission of some sort and comes back to find you've run away... She will completely lose it and she will find you.

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[basementstalker]

須賀るか

"W- Why do you say that...? I love you...

I want to be with you even if you don't like me..."

(You shouldn't tell hurtful lies)

[heartfullofleeches]

I am not sucrose anon but I am equally cursed and also a barista and I would like a coffee shop AU where reader owns a popular cafe using coffee sweetened with Sucrose fluids a la Sweeney Todd

I'm gonna drain the bitch

[Warnings: (candy) body horror if you squint. Reader commits a health code violation. (Does it count if they're a person made of pure sugar?) Either way, they commit some sort of crime against humanity and minors dni]

You smile at the next customer approaches the counter. "Hi, what can I get for you today?"

"Hello, can I get a cherry surprise frappe?"

You eye the door to the back, a blur of pink ducking behind the glass. "Oh, I'm sorry, but we just ran out of the main ingredient for that. It's one of our most popular drinks. If you can wait a minute, I'll run to the back real quick to grab another bottle."

Excusing yourself from the customer and the growing crowd, you head to the back. Recollections of your life before the sudden popularity boost of your cafe flood your mind as passive conversation buzzes around you.

"This is the best coffee shop I've ever been to."

"I wake up an hour earlier to beat the morning rush, but now it looks like I'll have to get up an extra thirty minutes before."

Such praise was but a fever dream for you until three short months ago. It's understandable for business to take a while to pick off when you're starting from the ground up, but almost a year in and no sign of major progress would damper just about anyone's spirits. All your troubles and woes changed that fate-filled day - when the kind baker from across the street offered you their special ingredients.

"Sucrose? You busy?"

A breathy, shaken trial at laughter comes from one of the counters; legs twitching at the note of concern in your voice. Busy - what a silly question to ask. As a model baker and business owner, Sucrose prided themselves in having fresh stock every morning and enough to last the entire day. Slaving through the night and lacking a need for sleep left their hands free for the more important things to do during the day, such as the task you'd dumped on them since your merge.

"hehe.. r...right here, gumdrop, same as always. Was starting to get a little long without ya.. Need my assistance?" Sucrose props themselves up on the smooth metal surface, melting, sticky thighs glueing them to place. You hand on their bare chest guides them to a full upright position, thumb and index finger rolling over their hardened buds.

"Not really, besides the usual. We ran out right in the middle of a rush so I have to make this quick."

Sucrose swallows, pinkish saliva trailing down their lips as their eyes fog over. "Y-yes, muffin. I'm still a little stimulated from the last few rounds, but anything for you..."

That drink really was only meant for you. Seeing their favorite human in trouble, Sucrose wanted to help out in the best way their sickeningly sweet heart could muster. Human emotion was still a new thing for them. They were bursting with so much love for that cute barista across the street that it came out in ways indescribable with words. Being sweeter than the average individual, they saw no harm in pouring their love into something to make you feel better, so they made their best attempt at iced coffee with the knowledge they picked up watching you. The look you gave them when you came back for more made it impossible to say no.

"It's almost funny really. I thought we had filled up two bottles alone last night, but they were empty before noon." Dropping to your knees, you roll the baker's apron and skirt up to their stomach, erection peaked and sprouting upwards free from the restrain of the tangled frills. The shaft was that same bubblegum pink as most of their body, head teetering on rouge. Teasing your tongue across the leaking tip produces more of that cherry flavoring so many had come love, but relief for the already frazzled baker was cut brief as you remember you had forgotten something. Sucrose picked up on your mistake the second you fell to the floor - producing a bottle with a funnel before you could go far. Their eyes avoid yours as another weak fit of laughter hits them.

"That... is definitely odd, haha. As you can see I've been in here all day so I couldn't possibly have had a hand in-..ah!"

While you'd love to hear their excuses, you have customers to get back to. Glossing your lips up their shaft as they spoke, you cut Sucrose's speech short as you part them slipping the confectioner's cock into the warmth of your mouth. Sweet as the cupcakes they're famous for, the taste of cherry taffy washes your taste buds coating the walls of your mouth sweetness as you pump your tongue in tandem with each bob of your head. Sucrose was completely over the edge with your speed and all the "preparation" they'd done while watching you from the window. Could there be any turn on greater than seeing your beloved hard at work, and hands deep in product of your own making.

"Oh.. Sweetheart, give a fiend a warning next time...aha.."

Sucrose shoves their apron so far down their throat they would've choked if they had the needs. In the same vein they could feel their cock hitting the back of yours, all willpower bled into keeping their hands on the counter and their moans to a minimum. The fans would cut out most of the sound, but they didn't want to risk anything that could jeopardize their time with you. Sucrose's lust would be the end of your already limited time together as their hands reach down to tangle in your hair. You brace yourself for what's to come by grabbing onto their leg and angling your head in a better position for the brute pace they'd set.

"Y/n... love you.." Throwing their free leg over your shoulder and around your neck, Sucrose fucks your throat as sweet nothing ramble on from their empty head. The whole reason they had gotten caught was due to a similar lapse of control. They wanted to surprise you with another bottle of their syrup and wanted it to be as fresh as possible, commiting their misdeeds right in the bliss of your bedroom. When you found them out, you weren't mad, nor as disgusted as they'd imagined. Why would you be? You're their wonderful little gumdrop who's taught them so much about the human realm. So sweet and addictive, just like the sugary concoction brewing in their loins. You were their everything. Perfection.

"Gumdrop, you're always so good to me... I don't deserve this. I don't deserve you, but I'll give you everything."

Sap-like fluid creating a slug trail down your throat, you tap Sucrose's leg to let them know to let go before it's too late. They pay no heed to your warning as their hips edge off the counter and your nose rides against their crotch; melting digits keeping you in place as they hold you under the force of their high.

"Take it... It's all yours. You're the only one who should be able to have this, but I let you share because I love you so much.. Yours.."

Sucrose rambles on as your palate is overtake by their taste. It's like a mixture of syrup and coffee creamer. That heavy, honey consistency with a creamy cherry filled softness. The type of flavor that was good in small quantities or paired with something instead of being pumped straight into your stomach like what was happening to you. Introducing your teeth to their flesh finally got them to loosen their grip. The pain only prolonged their orgasm, but Sucrose knew by now what that meant. They take the bottle from you and attach it to themselves as you head for the sink. The heat of your mouth melted their skin more to the point you were good on sugar for the rest of the week...or until they were unable to perform on their own again.

"All done!"

Sucrose proudly displays the syrup bottle on the counter beside you. A full eight ounce jar filled to the brim. They kiss you as you come up from rinsing out your mouth, reach back to squeeze your ass as their tongue catches the spit still clinging to the corner of your mouth.

"Make sure to watch your supplies more closely, Gumdrop. See you soon."

Sucrose wonders back to their side of the kitchen to figure out how to pour out the syrup again without you noticed as you head back out to the front - plucking taffy from your hair. After finishing the customer's order and handing them their change, they lean over the counter to whisper something.

"Um, hey, not to be rude, but you have something pink on your.. back pocket. It kinda looks like a handprint."

[zhongrin]

*taps mic* yes hi hello is this working. ahem ahem. testing one two three.

ah yes. we're back to normal now lol

..... were yall surprised ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )

long story short, i just wanted to do something for april fools… last year albedo made an appearance, so i thought of doing the same this year... but i felt like it would be repetitive. so given the recent developments and future events, this idea came up lol

in any case, it's the truth that i've been warming up to neuvillette.... i've been writing more for him, and if you saw my 2023 wrapped post you probably saw him as a 'runner-up'... and i really do mean it when i say he's been kinda occupying the back of my brain since last year hskdljfklsd at the end of his story quest... his tone when talking to kiara.... sobsob ueueue

however, i'm honestly still unsure if i can/want to have an actual selfship with him (ó﹏ò｡) i can't figure out how it'll work out yet... it just feels like with neuvillette's canon personality, he wouldn't even think of glancing my way in the first place, given the circumstances…. and zhongli... what do i do about him.... ough....

maybe he'll be a separate ship (e.g. zhongwrinth is one au, wrinlette in one au) on his own… maybe rinvillette will be a 'pining but not actually dating' kind of selfship.... idk..... on that note, i really should be making a selfship post huh lol

also, he's rerunning in less than 24 hours (like. 19 hours-ish for me) and i hoped this would be a sufficient offering for the hydro dragon to come home early… i'll play him twinkle twinkle little star on my guzheng while pulling or something, since it should arrive tomorrow afternoon lmao… i hope he likes the instrument that 'sounds like flowing water' hdlshdls

in any case, thank you for interacting in the short little event! it was more of a spontaneous decision on my part, but i hope you all had fun and i didn't butcher neuvillette's character too much, he's so hard to muse orz <3

lil doodle bonus of what could have been:

[digenerate-trash]

April fools anon here sorry if I haven’t said anything (been busy with work) anyways

let’s move onto the non DoL off topics (maybe a little bit of DoL and DOB)

So DoB bailey will be the opposite tbh probably be a mix between normal bailey and regular yandere bailey he “hates” you but also wants to protect you in a way and if PC is pregnant he can’t even hold his excitement and tries his best to act like he wants to do an abortion to PC but when he remembers that he will need to take PC to Harper he just breaks character and refuses to do the joke ever again.

Avery won’t care he doesn’t give a fuck about the whole town being “normal” he just wants PC to stay inside his mansion and never leave nothing special.

Normal DoB (no Yan let’s go)

So I feel like DoB bailey can’t last a week without human meat as he needs it forced to eat regular food instead of the perfect meal of organs and freshly butchered humans he ends up going in a rampage or something idk.

Morgan

Murdered never again NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR

Stardew valley

So uhh… everyone loses just becomes one big cat and dog fight over the farmer

Yan Dob Bailey would be pretty normal. But if you're pregnant your 100% right. He's not holding it together well. The joke lasts about an hour. You mention getting rid of the kid once and he's picking you up and dragging you back to his room. He can't handle even the idea of you not being his family. He squeezes the air out of you for the rest of the day. Clingy fucker.

And you know what- dob Harper is absolutely game to fuck with you. Gonna hide his yan tendencies for a bit. Going to be the perfect doctor for you. Gaslight the fuck outta you. And when you still insist that he's acting wrong he sends you to the asylum ward to keep you. He's the only one that takes the joke too far. Going past April Fools.

For normal dob Bailey, I think his diet of human meat is born out of necessity but now it sustains him. Regular food is just kinda... blah. It's like drinking Diet Coke for so long that normal Coke is weird now. Too sugary. I think he won't be able to last either.

Avery. Stingy fucker. He's the one who encouraged the joke. Everyone puts their instincts aside for a day and tries and convince you they are normal. Even putting up a cash prize for the one who lasts the longest. It's chump change to him but it's enough to make Bailey and Briar scramble. Only to then kidnap you for the entire day and keep you trapped with him. He has no intentions of playing. He doesn't care who wins. He just wants you to feel neglected enough to finally give in to him.

Morgan is dead ✨️👋😄👋✨️

I feel like the Stardew singles would have tried to set up an April Fools thing. But yeah It's a big fight. And since usually they act so normal around the other towns folk everyone is a little weirded out while you go about your daily business un-accosted for once while the unruly hot singles in the area are hurling insults and fighting each other in the streets 

[feral-yhs-fan]

This is my favorite episode!

[susartwork]

Happy birthday Sci! (and happy April Fools)

The prank ended up turning bittersweet for goggles guy.

Yandere Sci belongs to @ask-yandere-sci HT!Wiz and art by me

[thecittiverse]

We're proud to announce the long awaiting crowdfunding campaign for Dank Midori: The Game! Midori has the details on just what we have in store in Dank Midori #225!

Let me know what feature you're most excited for! What isn't a joke, however, is that this will be the last Dank Midori for awhile as I work on other projects. Thanks for supporting this brief revival run! I do not own Yandere Simulator, this is only a fan parody. Like Dank Midori? Read 'em all here!

[biribaa]

I'm so mature!

Yandere!Lois x reader

1 april haha

TW/CW: Yandere behavior, blood, gore, knives mention.

I'm so mature!

I'm so mature!

It's been three years since you befriended Lois, a mature red-haired woman. She always had your back through anything and was always on her side, to the point that she became a comfort point for you.

I'm so mature I got me a therapist to tell me theres other Peetahs!

In the second year of your friendship, Lois became a widow, with the mysterious death of her romantic partner, Peter. Unfortunately, the killer was not found. And just as Lois was a comfort to you, you become her confort.

I don't want another Peetah, I just want Y/N

And the same year Peter died, you ended up becoming Lois' current romantic partner. Everything she ever dreamed of! You were perfect for her, that was something Lois was 100% sure of.

Her children found the new entrant in their mother's life strange, but it wasn't as if they could protest their own mother's passion. Not when there are several knives in the kitchen.

If I can't have Y/N no one should I might.

But Lois became rigorously jealous of sharing you over time. Every time you showed too much comfort with someone else, Lois would interrupt, commenting that she needed you.

You tried to investigate your girlfriend's sudden change in attitude, and decided to investigate her room. You found a secret door to some kind of basement in Lois' bedroom, and without thinking twice, you went down the cement staircase of the dark area.

You grabbed your cell phone, turning on the camera light to investigate the location, only to have your body freeze to the thing in front of you.

Hundreds of pictures of you, some you were aware Lois took and others you didn't even know she took, like you sleeping or at the mall.

You heard the basement door open, and by reflex you pointed your cell phone at the staircase.

There was Lois, with a knife in hands.

And that explains your current situation, bloodstained clothes, and your stomach stabbed so many times even you couldn't count.

I might kill my Y/N, not the best idea.

His eyes stared at the woman with the drops of life you had, they showed nothing more than the look of a person completely mad with passion while she was covered in blood as if the blood was some kind of kid's toy.

"Love, you are even more beautiful inside!"

Joe and Quagmire's next, how'd I get here?

[dullorangepulp]

today is the 10th anniversary of yansim

yandere simulator has been in development since april 1st, 2014, and is still in development today, on april 1st, 2024.

i think it (and its developer) should honestly get an award for being the longest running april fools joke of all time!

[cardiac-arresting-sweetheart]

i'm so lonely without you, my darling.

so empty without you --

like you pulled the strings of my heart 'til it tore open my chest.

please... make me feel less lonely.

i need you, so my heart will start beating again.

[decaf-mother]

🥀Bride April Fools with Yandere s/o. (A music inspired by Mary on a cross perhaps?) April Fools is beautiful and yet deadly.🥀

"Twisted Vow"

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April Fools x GN|Y/N

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Warnings: Violence, Death, Yandere, Kinda Fluff?

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It was true that both you and April Fools were sick and twisted, madly in love in the most horrific way possible.

There she stood dressed all in white, faint blood splatters along the skirt of her magnificent dress.

And she was all yours.

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A man made the grave mistake of flirting with YOUR girlfriend in the underworld. His attempts at gaining her attention obviously failed, but you still weren't about to let it slide, no no... Not ever.

You laid in wait outside the bar for when he left to go home, surprising him with a swift stab to the throat. You didn't care if he didn't really deserve it.

You never cared about anyone but her.

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"Darling?"

Her voice awoke you from your trance, a smile gracing your lips as you saw her excited expression.

"What were you thinking about?"

She questioned in that teasing tone of voice, she knew fool well that your mind was on her. However you answered anyway, taking her hand into yours.

"You."

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Earlier that day before the wedding, a guy made the major mistake of spilling coffee onto your clothes. You were mad- but April was PISSED.

It was safe to say that guy would never see the light of day again, his blood staining her dress. However she just chuckled and offered you a grin, both of you stained now- though by two very different liquids.

"We match."

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Hands joined with one another at the alter, gazing deep into the others darkened soul, a sacred vow was exchanged that day.

A beautiful but deadly couple, joined in unholy matrimony.

"I Do"

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{AHA- I had no idea what direction to take this. Hope this is okay. Fair warning: If y'all request yandere fics expect most of the time for it to be dark.}

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[basementstalker]

須賀るか

"Uhh... Don't say stuff like that, even if it's a lie.

... Just kidding."

[crossflux]

IS AMY ROSE A YANDERE?!

[emorainer]

happy April fools day!!! I hope you all message your partner a joke just as I did (my love if your seeing this I was joking I do not actually want to break up pookie please)

[brittle-doughie]

Going to outright admit it, this is my first time doing a request, but here goes:

This request is based on an April fools event in a game called Nikke: Goddess of Victory.

https://youtu.be/l1pWg-ujU-o?si=GKV12WISdeGSsluR

The above link may seem 18+, it’s not lol, it’s April fools and thus it’s simply chaos happening due to a harem of jealous women. (Although yanderes DO butter my toast very nicely.)

Basically my request goes:

Y/n pranking legendaries by sending letters to said legendary figures. Beasts, ancients, dragons, you can add whoever you want, just pls add Elder Farrie I am STARVING for content of this faerie fella, Y/N is terrified by the sheer amount of powerful cookies busting through their door, ceiling, etc etc, but also goes “welp, I’ve come this far, if I die, I’ll die with a bang” and pranks the godlike cookies because ✨CHAOS✨

Apologies if I seem too formal, too vague or just plain weird by the layout or wording of this request, it’s my first time and due to a change of events in my life, I’m currently very giddy and wish for chaotic joy by sending a request to my favorite reader x cookie run writer, thank you brittle!

I saw you mentioned two characters specifically, so I’ll focus on them.

Elder Faerie would’ve shook his head at your attempt of a prank. You know how risky it is to send a message like that to the entire Legend Chat, cookies with not so pure intentions could’ve gotten to you first and had done unspeakable things.

You were lucky he was quick to prepare his attire and weapon as well as making it here on time. If you had simply wanted some time with someone, you should’ve just brought the matter to him only and he would’ve came over.

Why he was in the Legend Chat when he’s a Super Epic was beyond you.

Xylitol Nova Cookie would show similar concerns when it came to just messaging something that outrageous in the board. Having to be alone with cookies Like Timekeeper or even one of the dragons would’ve been bad, you’d have to be decontaminated from head to toe!

It just so happens that he had been working on a security system that will ensure that nothing short of a Beast will be able to break through the made defenses. Of course, he’d have the clearance to enter the room unopposed if you ever messaged seriously about being lonely again.