#april fools anon

[digenerate-trash]

April fools anon here sorry if I haven’t said anything (been busy with work) anyways

let’s move onto the non DoL off topics (maybe a little bit of DoL and DOB)

So DoB bailey will be the opposite tbh probably be a mix between normal bailey and regular yandere bailey he “hates” you but also wants to protect you in a way and if PC is pregnant he can’t even hold his excitement and tries his best to act like he wants to do an abortion to PC but when he remembers that he will need to take PC to Harper he just breaks character and refuses to do the joke ever again.

Avery won’t care he doesn’t give a fuck about the whole town being “normal” he just wants PC to stay inside his mansion and never leave nothing special.

Normal DoB (no Yan let’s go)

So I feel like DoB bailey can’t last a week without human meat as he needs it forced to eat regular food instead of the perfect meal of organs and freshly butchered humans he ends up going in a rampage or something idk.

Morgan

Murdered never again NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR

Stardew valley

So uhh… everyone loses just becomes one big cat and dog fight over the farmer

Yan Dob Bailey would be pretty normal. But if you're pregnant your 100% right. He's not holding it together well. The joke lasts about an hour. You mention getting rid of the kid once and he's picking you up and dragging you back to his room. He can't handle even the idea of you not being his family. He squeezes the air out of you for the rest of the day. Clingy fucker.

And you know what- dob Harper is absolutely game to fuck with you. Gonna hide his yan tendencies for a bit. Going to be the perfect doctor for you. Gaslight the fuck outta you. And when you still insist that he's acting wrong he sends you to the asylum ward to keep you. He's the only one that takes the joke too far. Going past April Fools.

For normal dob Bailey, I think his diet of human meat is born out of necessity but now it sustains him. Regular food is just kinda... blah. It's like drinking Diet Coke for so long that normal Coke is weird now. Too sugary. I think he won't be able to last either.

Avery. Stingy fucker. He's the one who encouraged the joke. Everyone puts their instincts aside for a day and tries and convince you they are normal. Even putting up a cash prize for the one who lasts the longest. It's chump change to him but it's enough to make Bailey and Briar scramble. Only to then kidnap you for the entire day and keep you trapped with him. He has no intentions of playing. He doesn't care who wins. He just wants you to feel neglected enough to finally give in to him.

Morgan is dead ✨️👋😄👋✨️

I feel like the Stardew singles would have tried to set up an April Fools thing. But yeah It's a big fight. And since usually they act so normal around the other towns folk everyone is a little weirded out while you go about your daily business un-accosted for once while the unruly hot singles in the area are hurling insults and fighting each other in the streets 

[insertsomthinawesome]

[requests are closed] Anon i'm sorry this is so late I finished these months ago. I meant to draw more but never got around to it UUUH. SORRY SLDKJSLDGKJSD I love them so much. I need to draw them more. ;;v;;

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

[swsource]

Turn on the boops. Let us boop you. Please. May the boop be with you.

we'd actually let u boop to your heart's content but we don't know how to turn it on for a sideblog sdfjlskdj 😭😂

[sketchy--akechi]

why tf do people ship shuake they literally hate each other? have yall not played the game 🤣🤣🤣

[sammy8d257]

The royal advisor is gonna be hit with my metal chair. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

"AND HERE COMES THE METAL CHAIR-"

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alksjlgds

Yah know, originally I wasn't going to draw anything for this but the mental image was just too funny for me to not

This is the consequences for being devious Purple

[The Royal Advisor image]

[operationlove]

Eggman has captured her to get all the Tea, like girl, you can’t just say Sonic loves someone and not tell who like 🙄🙄🙄 that’s the hero of mobious bestieeeee like c’mon , this stays between us girlies 😔💅🏼💕

They should spill tea... we coulda had it all

[screampied]

one more angst and I’m gonna send 1M centipedes to find you

why did i read centipedes as creampies at first omg

[pjsk-headcanons]

i have a hc(au?? idk if i’d go that far) that if Honami never got back together with leo/need, she would have fit unfortunately well with n25. i feel like the anxiety over trying to please everyone would cause her to isolate without support and she’d get that similar desire to disappear.

but also how awesome would n25 songs with a lot heavy drum be

-⚓️ anon

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[oifaaa]

Is this a Tim Drake ask blog? Cause this is the most in-character blog ever.

This isn't a Tim drake ask blog but you know what is a Tim drake ask blog

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I've been stickered once again!

[pcktknife]

what do you think of miss april monster prom?

clown and a mimic that's a win for me

[digenerate-trash]

April fools anon dead

2023?-2024

ill miss them. rip.

maybe ill take up a hobby

perhaps necromancy

[ut-poppy-askblog]

Space Poppy, Have you ever encountered a Space Core? It only speaks or yells the word [SPACE!].

[nedseii]

LMAOOOO YES 😭😭😭

[bitterlycursedstars]

DMC Questions Anon here!

How does the DMC cast respond to April Fools day? Do they participate? Have they ever participated? Will they? What sort of pranks do they play?

Hello again!

Dante and Nero definitely prank Vergil the entire day, while he gets increasingly more confused and angry as they take advantage of the fact that he knows nothing about the holiday.

He sits down to read his book? Opens it up to find suggestive pictures in it instead and blushes violently while Dante and Nero are laughing their asses off in the next room.

He goes to make a cup of tea? Dante replaced the loose leaves with dried broccoli and cinnamon powder.

He tries to slick his hair back? Nero replaced his gel with slime.

He wants to listen to his classical records? They both replaced his records with hard rock ones.

[kiwinatorwaffles]

Is there a limit to being weird on Tumblr, asking for advice

actually yes. if you reach the weird threshold tumblr will send you directly to hell. that’s why they call it the hellsite