#april fools anon

[digenerate-trash]

April fools anon here sorry if I haven’t said anything (been busy with work) anyways

let’s move onto the non DoL off topics (maybe a little bit of DoL and DOB)

So DoB bailey will be the opposite tbh probably be a mix between normal bailey and regular yandere bailey he “hates” you but also wants to protect you in a way and if PC is pregnant he can’t even hold his excitement and tries his best to act like he wants to do an abortion to PC but when he remembers that he will need to take PC to Harper he just breaks character and refuses to do the joke ever again.

Avery won’t care he doesn’t give a fuck about the whole town being “normal” he just wants PC to stay inside his mansion and never leave nothing special.

Normal DoB (no Yan let’s go)

So I feel like DoB bailey can’t last a week without human meat as he needs it forced to eat regular food instead of the perfect meal of organs and freshly butchered humans he ends up going in a rampage or something idk.

Morgan

Murdered never again NEVER AGAIN I SWEAR

Stardew valley

So uhh… everyone loses just becomes one big cat and dog fight over the farmer

Yan Dob Bailey would be pretty normal. But if you're pregnant your 100% right. He's not holding it together well. The joke lasts about an hour. You mention getting rid of the kid once and he's picking you up and dragging you back to his room. He can't handle even the idea of you not being his family. He squeezes the air out of you for the rest of the day. Clingy fucker.

And you know what- dob Harper is absolutely game to fuck with you. Gonna hide his yan tendencies for a bit. Going to be the perfect doctor for you. Gaslight the fuck outta you. And when you still insist that he's acting wrong he sends you to the asylum ward to keep you. He's the only one that takes the joke too far. Going past April Fools.

For normal dob Bailey, I think his diet of human meat is born out of necessity but now it sustains him. Regular food is just kinda... blah. It's like drinking Diet Coke for so long that normal Coke is weird now. Too sugary. I think he won't be able to last either.

Avery. Stingy fucker. He's the one who encouraged the joke. Everyone puts their instincts aside for a day and tries and convince you they are normal. Even putting up a cash prize for the one who lasts the longest. It's chump change to him but it's enough to make Bailey and Briar scramble. Only to then kidnap you for the entire day and keep you trapped with him. He has no intentions of playing. He doesn't care who wins. He just wants you to feel neglected enough to finally give in to him.

Morgan is dead ✨️👋😄👋✨️

I feel like the Stardew singles would have tried to set up an April Fools thing. But yeah It's a big fight. And since usually they act so normal around the other towns folk everyone is a little weirded out while you go about your daily business un-accosted for once while the unruly hot singles in the area are hurling insults and fighting each other in the streets 

[insertsomthinawesome]

[requests are closed] Anon i'm sorry this is so late I finished these months ago. I meant to draw more but never got around to it UUUH. SORRY SLDKJSLDGKJSD I love them so much. I need to draw them more. ;;v;;

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

[swsource]

Turn on the boops. Let us boop you. Please. May the boop be with you.

we'd actually let u boop to your heart's content but we don't know how to turn it on for a sideblog sdfjlskdj 😭😂

[sketchy--akechi]

why tf do people ship shuake they literally hate each other? have yall not played the game 🤣🤣🤣

[sammy8d257]

The royal advisor is gonna be hit with my metal chair. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

"AND HERE COMES THE METAL CHAIR-"

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alksjlgds

Yah know, originally I wasn't going to draw anything for this but the mental image was just too funny for me to not

This is the consequences for being devious Purple

[The Royal Advisor image]

[operationlove]

Eggman has captured her to get all the Tea, like girl, you can’t just say Sonic loves someone and not tell who like 🙄🙄🙄 that’s the hero of mobious bestieeeee like c’mon , this stays between us girlies 😔💅🏼💕

They should spill tea... we coulda had it all

[asterthemegadisaster]

Would you do headcannons Cullens x reader and how they would react if you broke up with them as a prank?

Okay, honestly doing a full-fledged fic would be a LOT of brainpower, and today's a minimal spoon day (sorry I tried to do it in a day and I just couldn't lmfao), so I'm just gonna format this as a textpost with reader's breakup message and then how I think each Cullen would react.

I'll work on a part 2 with the Cullen women at some point, it may take me a bit though. But for now, here is how I think the Cullen men would react to you breaking up with them as a prank

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As you stand in front of your lover, you fight to push down the smile threatening to reveal your farce, instead trying to evoke tears to make your words believable. "I think we should break up," you say, a dramatic tear rolling down your face; trying to imagine it's real, more tears begin to fall as you continue, "I haven't been happy for a while now, and I don't want to hold you back. We can coordinate exchanging our things later, but right now I think I should just go." You stand there, tears streaming down your face, waiting for their response.

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Emmett: He paused, thinking carefully over your words, a small smile formed on his face as he said, "I don't believe you. Nice tears, though!" "How did you know??" You cried, not expecting him to see through you so easily. His laughter boomed as he doubled over, holding his belly. His voice took on a mocking tone as he said, "I dOn'T wAnNa HoLd YoU bAcK," he stuck his tongue out at you, "you would never say something like that, plain and simple." He paused once more, "It's also April 1st," he said with a smile.

Edward: "I knew a monster like me could never be loved," Edward said to you, tears running down his face rapidly. You reached out to him, but he was gone in a flash, leaving you standing there, jaw dropped and stunned to silence. Edward didn't return for a week and wouldn't talk about where he'd gone off to when he got back, only that after Alice had texted and called him countless times, he relented and came home. You slowly walked up to Edward, your eyes filling with tears, "Oh, God, Edward," you said, rushing to his side and taking his hand, "it was just an April Fool's prank." You stroked his smooth cheek gently before continuing, "You know I love you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you so much." Edward met your eyes and spoke softly, "I deserve this pain, you're too good for a soulless demon like me."

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Carlisle: Carlisle just stood there, unmoving for a few moments, as if he was unsure of what to say. When his eyes met yours, they were sad but set; his response came gently and level-headedly, "If that's your choice, who am I to stop you? Would you like anything before I take you home?" You stood, unmoving for a moment, the sight of a single tear rolling down Carlisle's cheek broke your heart in two, and you couldn't help but confess to your facade. "I love you, it was a bad prank, I'm so sorry," you said, your words blurring together as you tried to get them out before the tears spilled out of your eyes. "A prank?" Carlisle said in disbelief, "How could you be so cruel?" And in a flash, he left the room.

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Jasper: Jasper just stood there, unmoving, the glaze over his eyes making it clear he was overwhelmed by the smell of your blood. His frame relaxed as you moved to the couch on the other side of the room. He took a measured breath before he responded, "I can tell you're lying." He met your eyes as he continued, "Why are you saying this?" "It was just a prank, it's April 1st," you replied, ashamed of your actions. A wave of calm washed over you, no doubt caused by Jasper. "I'll get you back for it later," he said with a small grin.

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[ahappydnp]

i'm pretty new to the phandom so sorry if it's a dumb question. but did they really get their fish from a rescue? where did they talk about it?

not a dumb question at all!

(x) instastory where they announced they were adopting a rescue fish they also mention at the end that they hope no one else has adopted the one they wanted while they were preparing the tank

[screampied]

one more angst and I’m gonna send 1M centipedes to find you

why did i read centipedes as creampies at first omg

[pjsk-headcanons]

i have a hc(au?? idk if i’d go that far) that if Honami never got back together with leo/need, she would have fit unfortunately well with n25. i feel like the anxiety over trying to please everyone would cause her to isolate without support and she’d get that similar desire to disappear.

but also how awesome would n25 songs with a lot heavy drum be

-⚓️ anon

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[oifaaa]

Is this a Tim Drake ask blog? Cause this is the most in-character blog ever.

This isn't a Tim drake ask blog but you know what is a Tim drake ask blog

[digenerate-trash]

April fools anon dead

2023?-2024

ill miss them. rip.

maybe ill take up a hobby

perhaps necromancy

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I've been stickered once again!

[ut-poppy-askblog]

Space Poppy, Have you ever encountered a Space Core? It only speaks or yells the word [SPACE!].

[pcktknife]

what do you think of miss april monster prom?

clown and a mimic that's a win for me

[project-sekai-takes]

i honestly cannot bring myself to like fantasista squad

idk their units and friendgroups seem to match them more. though this might just be me

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