#yamaguchi incorrect quotes

[fattuccini-afraido]

Daichi: I heard Yamaguchi's in jail?!

Tsukishima: Yeah, from something he didn't do.

Daichi: What didn't he do?

Noya: Run fast enough.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

*after Karasuno has been separated for a few years*

Daichi : So what have you been up to recently?

Ennoshita : Leading a revolution with Kinoshita and Narita.

Noya : Good for you tree! Me, I've joined the mob.

Tanaka : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Yachi : Right?! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Tsukishima ?

Yamaguchi : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Hinata?

Kageyama : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Suga?

Kiyoko : Cult leader.

Asahi : Yeah, that sounds about right.

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Yamaguchi: waved at a man today because I thought he was waving at me

Yamaguchi: turns out he was waving at someone else, so to not seem awkward I kept my hand up for a taxi which is now taking me to the airport

Yamaguchi: if you need me, I'll be in Finland starting my new life

[yiiran]

here's the rest of the text posts that didn't fit into the first part, lol

[im-just-a-gurl]

Tsukishima: This was a 100% successful trip!

Yamaguchi: We lost Hinata.

Tsukishima: This was a 100% SUCCESSFUL trip.

[fos-tis-zois]

Tsukishima: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Hinata: What if it bites me and it dies!? Kageyama: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Hinata, learn to listen. Yamaguchi: What if it bites itself and I die? Nishinoya: That’s voodoo. Tanaka: What if it bites me and someone else dies?! Tsukishima: That’s correlation, not causation. Sugawara: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Yachi: That’s kinky. Tsukishima: Oh my God. Hinata: What if I bite myself and nobody dies? Tsukishima: You're just stupid.

[echogeckomc]

Hinata: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Kageyama: *blushing* I—

Yamaguchi, butting into the conversation: Tsukishima is perfect, thanks for asking.

[xypheris]

Bokuto: dramatically throwing himself on the floor Life is pain, Akaashi! Akaashi: stepping over him You stubbed your toe, Bokuto-san. Get up. Bokuto: clutching his foot IT STILL HURTS THOUGH!

[dellalyra]

Suga: *about Tsukki and Yamaguchi* They make a cute couple, huh?

Kageyama: They certainly are standing next to each other.

[stellar-haikyuu]

haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 1)

Daichi: welcome to the chaos

Suga: i think coach is gonna lecture them, wanna watch?

Asahi: i hate waiting in the hallway THE ANXIETY IS KILLING ME

Kiyoko: i want to be more participative... but i also don't want to be perceived all the time

Tanaka: what if i don’t want to follow the call time

Ennoshita: I literally show up to all of my classes Nishinoya: what about physical education? Narita & Kinoshita: shhh that’s not included

Kageyama (and literally all of Hinata’s rivals): god, the chokehold that tiny ass things have on us

Hinata: i was fighting for my life trying to remember the english word for rice

Tsukishima: so apparently, i have a spotify niche mix called Murder Ballad

Yamaguchi (on his friendship with Tsukishima): nothing bonds people more than talking shit about someone you both dislike

Yachi: my inner graphic designer has AWAKENED

Takeda: they're coach ukai antis? i will change their minds.

Ukai Keishin: there’s a crazy old man next to me. he literally just told his buddy on the phone “fuck him, i want to punch him so bad”

Saeko: GUYS you will not believe this... i ran into all our coaches hanging out

masterlist || part 2 →

[fattuccini-afraido]

Yamaguchi: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Hinata Will and will not eat.

Suga: Grass? Yes!

Yamaguchi: Moss? Yes!

Suga: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Yamaguchi: Shoelaces: Strange, but true!

Suga: Worms? Sometimes!

Yamaguchi: Rocks? Usually nah!

Twigs: Usually!

Suga: Oikawa's cooking? Inconclusive!

Daichi: How did you test this?

Suga: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.

Daichi: ...I don't know how to feel about this.

Asahi: Is that where all my shoelaces went?!!

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Yachi : Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Tsukishima : It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Yachi : Three of us saw it, Tsukishima! How do you explain that?

Tsukishima : *points at Yamaguchi* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kageyama* Paranoia. *points at Hinata* he's just crazy.

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Yamaguchi: tsukki was getting on my nerves today so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow

Yamaguchi: there's nothing special about tomorrow

Yamaguchi: but there is something special about watching his face as the panic sets in

[theholyprocrastinator]

Incorrect quotes of Friday

[im-just-a-gurl]

Yamaguchi: I need a 6 letter word for small.

Tsukishima: Hinata.

Yamaguchi: . . .

Yamaguchi: It fits.

[blueberrysunflowers]

yamaguchi: kageyama really is the whole package, huh?

yamaguchi: handsome, sporty, athletic, tall, a good listener, attentive to the people around him… is there anything he CANT do?!

tsukishima: pass an exam.

yamaguchi: jesus christ, tsukki—

hinata: participate in “bring your grandfather to your match” day

yamaguchi: JESUS CHRIST, HINATA?!?!