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I will pay COPIOUS AMOUNTS of cash to anyone who writes about mbappe taking haaland out on a date in Paris post-ballon d'or ceremony
#im so deadass#yall want this CASH#💲💲💲#PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏#OR ART#I WILL PAY#TIP#TAX#OR WHATEVER#erling haaland#erling håland#kylian mbappe#ballon d'or#my rare pairrrrr
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yall i have a confession to make….i fucking hate slowburn.
#THERE I SAID IT#IM SORRY#I just cant like when it gets too long atp MOVE ON WIT IT#like i get wanting to take ur time i guess#but wtf do you mean yall are makin out every chap#holding hands#youve met the ENTIRE FAMILY#AND yall said i love you#and somehow you still dont know what this feeling is/what you are ??? please.#cus like atp yall jus draggin it#i could talk about my hate for this trope for hours#i have another one i hate but i fear i would be burned at the stake for it so#im keepin that to myself😭#cash confesses#cash is sorry (no she aint)#cash speaks <3#cash rants#cash rambles !#cash is about to ramble
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I have beef with the FIA and the lack of safety they promote within F1.
While Formula 1 is considered the safest its been ever with its current safety measures put in place for drivers, i feel its also one of the most toxic environments for drivers at the same time
Motorsports are a feeding ground for people who are willing to do whatever they can to race and win, f1 isnt the exclusive with this "i will race regardless" mentality (looking at you motoGP), and they certainly wont be the last. But i feel that due to the large amount of fans and media that comes with f1 it is very important to be more open and push for driver safety in both physical and mental aspects.
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I mostly wanna focus on three different things in this: the medical/safety procedures in the case of an accident, the physical health of the drivers, and mental health of the drivers.
This is not an attack on the medical/safety staff that are taking care of the drivers, they are doing wonders and are amazing. I'm criticizing the FIA for the procedures that should be updated or changed in order to ensure greater safety on and off the track.
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1 - the medical/safety procedures in the case of an accident
In the case of an accident in f1 i have noticed that it takes medical and safety Marshalls a long time to get to the scene of the accident due to the location of the safety cars. With the medical cars being exclusively located in the pitlane it takes the cars around 5 minutes, give or take, depending on length of track, location of the crash, and if its the 1st lap, to get to the accident.
In these high speed situations, especially in f1 where they dont have spotters, its incredibly dangerous to let drivers continue to drive full speed for long after a crash. Due to these long periods of time between when a flag is waved and when medical personnel can get to the scene of an accident it is also incredibly dangerous. In many situations that amount of time can greatly increase the chance of injury and heighten the probability of injuries becoming worse like physical wounds, bad concussions, and other cars hitting the already crashed out driver(s).
At one of the practice sessions durring the Indy500 in 2015 James Hinchcliffe crashed into the barrier and was pierced by the car through his leg to his abdomen and was losing a lot of blood. Due to the ability of the safety team to get there in 30 seconds, cut him out, and get him to the hospital so quickly absolutely saved his life.
Compared to an accident that occurs on the opening lap, with the safety car on track, and Marshalls around the track, it still took 2 (two) minutes for anyone to get to max after his massive crash at Silverstone 2021. That is far too long, especially with the caliber and how much speed and G force he encountered during the crash it should have been far more urgent.
Now you might say, "oh but thats only one example in indycar!" Well, Typically the time between the safety car coming to a halt in the crash and the marshals getting to the car it takes between 15-30 seconds regardless on whether its a race or practice/qualifying. 15 TO 30 SECONDS. This speed of arrival also happens regardless of the severity of a crash, seeing as a crash is a crash and is handled as such. This video details how many marshalls are in each car, what they do, and also shows how quickly they arrive at the scene of a crash.
When comparing crashes in terms similarity of the accident in f1 and indy i typically turn to the Fernando Alonso's and Simon Pagenaud's crashes where they flipped over. I find that for as similar as they are the difference in immediate medical attention is wildly different.
Both crashes are incredibly similar seeing as they both hit gravel and did multiple barrel roles the aid afterwards was very different. While Pagenaud needed assistance to be released from his car and Alonso, they both landed against the wall along with landing in similar spots on the track despite the two different locations (and years [Australia 2016 VS Mid Ohio 2023]). Yet it took medical staff half the time to reach Pagenaud compared to Alonso.
When watching these clips I've also noticed the amount of time/what flags are waved in the occurrence of these accidents. With Pagenaud it was an immediate red flag within seconds, where as Alonso was a had a yellow flag that was announced ~40 seconds after and at the same time the marshalls got to him.
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2 - physical health of the Drivers
both sports have incredible care of their drivers and make sure to care for their drivers in the case of an accident, i feel that the mentality and enforcement of post-crash or post-injury care is far too lax in F1.
In f1 i find that the mentality is that of a toxic marriage. Sort of.
They take the "in sickness and in health" very seriously and will drive regardless of the state of their own body. And while its a good mentality to be willing to do as much as you possibly can, there is a limit to what they can and should be doing.
Starting with the OGs, Niki Lauda racing with literal fresh burn wounds and (a separate time) with broken ribs. Mark Webber racing with pins in his broken shin. Lance driving with his broken wrists and toes. Max driving with his concussion (2021). Alex driving 2 days after coming out of a coma from appendicitis. Carlos driving days after the surgery of his appendicitis. QATAR 2023 AS A WHOLE. I can go on and on about different times and instances where drivers are not healed or well enough to drive, yet no one thinks to stop them???
Yes they are adults and they can do what they want as long as their doctors clear them, but there should be a limit, right?
f1 is all about pushing the limit, but should that limit be the physical health and well being of the people driving the cars?
how many possible concussions and injuries get ignored simply because a crash was "small" and didn't set of the G-Force monitor?
And i dont know if its the difference in American VS European culture that allows the drivers in Indycar to seek out help and understand their limits, but its truly amazing seeing how well drivers take care of themselves in Indycar compared to f1.
Not to say f1 drivers dont take care of themselves, they just dont allow themselves to be injured/ill even if they are.
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3 - driver mental health
The stress of the drivers in both series are intense, but wildly different.
Ive found that diet culture is very different in f1 and indycar. Again maybe its the difference of USA vs Europe but i think the main thing is how important weight is in f1 compared to indycar.
Every gram, ounce, and pound is critical in an f1 car and by extension: the driver. Thats why the drivers are always so thin, have lean muscles and are on super strict diets.
Ive brought this up with my family, but when looking at drivers in f1, especially the taller ones like Ocon, its incredibly disconcerting and scary to see men who should be at least 200 pounds being 140. It's even more scary when you hear George Russell talking about how he needs to lose weight in order to get faster.
Its horrifying listening to interviews where drivers talk about weight or food in terms with getting faster. The interview that makes me just absolutely distraught is the one of Nico Rosberg talking about how he "won the championship" becusse he lost weight to gain seconds. He stopped doing things he loved (biking) because he needed to lose muscle weight. He took as much weight as he could off his helmet to get lighter.
Then there is Alex Albon talking about the goal is to lose the most amount of weight possible while still being functional enough to do the race. While he isnt saying it as something bad, comparing it to a boxer losing weight before match, its still insane that they cannot eat/drink as much as they want without "costing" the team time and money.
Its almost on par with models and their diets.
Where as in Indycar many of the drivers talk about going to get burgers, getting beer, eating hearty foods and just gaining muscle without fear or worry is amazing. Not to mention it also seems more normalized for the drivers to talk out and be more open on if they are struggling or generally not having a good time.
Maybe indycar just have more available drivers at hand that they can sub in if needed, but they are also racers and want to drive as soon and as much as possible. Yet in indy they lack that mindset of complete disregard of ones self, for some reason.
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This probably isnt gonna be the last you hear of me on this topic, but i just wanted to put this out there. If theres anything ive missed or didnt cover well enough/incorrectly lmk and ill edit it or make a new post ^^
#f1 is all about pushing the limit#but should that limit be the physical health and well being of the people driving the cars?#Yall driver safety is a need idk why its such a crazy thing to want in f1 😓#it makes me so angry that we could have this level of safety in f1#all we need is to spend more money on medical cars and people#but you know how it is#cash is king#formula 1#f1#indycar#indy car#fernando alonso#max verstappen#george russell#alex albon#alexander albon#esteban ocon#nico rosberg#lance stroll#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#mark webber#niki lauda#lewis hamilton#james hinchcliffe#pato o'ward#mental health#health and wellness#health and safety#health & fitness
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#art#digital art#procreate#homestuck#solnep#sollux captor#nepeta leijon#had very comfy vibes with this song so wanted to do a little something with it#also apologies well in advance i havent attempted to animate anything in the slightest in a very long time#last time i animated anything was back in high school soooo yea#wanted to do something small#i just love drawing these two with comfy sleepy vibes#also will i ever have a consistent art style?#absolutely not i like messing around with brushes too much for that#and style experimentation every now and again#so getting to do that through ship art is cash money#honestly didnt mind doing extremely sketchy style for this i thought it didnt come out super horrible#enjoy yall
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I must gatekeep beabadoobee from Rob
#leave her alone !!!!!!!!!!!!! no more bea mentions from this man !!!!!!!#SKSKKSKSKSKS hj but not really#Rob wants to be out of this show so bad he is so nothing serving nothing every single time#guys I caught up to this in like 4 days I am ill I have so many thoughts yall don’t understand#kordell and Serena winners iktrrrr#also LOve Kenny and JaNa and Leah and Miguel tho pookies!!!!!#can’t wait for the finale when my babes get their cash!#love island USA#love island
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Mutuals…. The love I have for you is so outrageous…. I hope you all are drowning in happiness today
#GRAH I LOVE YOU GUST#all of y’all are so smart and nice it hurts#the stuff all of y’all reblog?????? GOLD#I DONT EVER SEARCH THAT MUCH ANYMORE YALL HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT#GRAH give me ur Venmo or cash app and I’ll give you 5 bucks#I’m crazy about you guys
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Im going to be completely honest with you guys when I say that mcr’s new tour feels like a cash grab to me sorry
#a limited run tour where they only play their most popular album#with dynamic pricing on all of the seats#and NO PRESALE#feels like a cash grab sorry yall#they could have as much cool marketing and aesthetics as they want In still rly dissapointed in mcr here#and btw mcr had the ability to opt out of dynamic pricing and they DIDNT#which really makes me question their motives here
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I'll be here forever
#brother got me an eshop gift card 4 my birthday so i got a game thats been on my wishlist for like. 2 years#but AUGHHH#2 more years b4 its done downloading#also i rlly wish u could like. cash out giftcards bc i want more physical copies of my games#unless yall know how to port games 2 cartridges#elliot rambles
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Hey girly, I was wondering if you are going to a make part 2 or maybe 3 of wild? I’m hooked on it ..
Hey beautiful 😍
I am *over the fn moon* that you love Wild. I am overwhelmed by all the love and support you've shown that fic! It has brought so many new ppl into my orbit and I juss get giddy thinking of it all 😍
Im not sure if you're new or not, but i did answer this a little bit in my latest update post. WIP Tuesday
I am floored by the response but unfortunately, I juss cant make a part 2 to everything or a series. Ive got 11 already and I already feel bad about adding another one soon. Involving our very sexy muse, Terry. 😏😏
If I write "the end" at the end of a fic, im not open to writing another part. Some things need to live as is. I try to keep the endings open so you can imagine where they came from, where theyre going, or whatever else! (And I'd absolutely welcome any and all theories/headcannons etc in my dms, asks, or in the comments/reblogs) I love talking to yall!
Im not done with Terry, I promise! There will absolutely be more. Lemme juss get this book settled up first 🥹
#megaminds asks#megaminds updates#terry richmond#terry richmond has my entire heart#i aint done with that man#you unfortunately found me after too many pt 2 requests and not enough interaction to justify it#if its not a planned pt 2 then it feels like a cash grab without the cash to me lol#i want yall to have fun on my blog#i dont wanna overstay my welcome or do too much#i got anxiety dammit#but this series???#baby#ima hurt myself on that one
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cannot stand yn in fics that be doin alot..like yall get what i mean ?? like you just gotta sit there n think "ugh girl you doin tm.."
#its like..okay girl#when they be too overly embarrassed like where tf do you thiink you are ??#this is not a shoujo manga bro like i cant not rn like JUS FUCK HIM#cash rants#cash speaks <3#cash is just talkin'#cash is rambling !#cash is mad#cash is tired#TIIIEEEED#OR LIKE A SPECIFIC YN that like#cares way too much about what the love interest DGAF ABOUT#like he dc that yall r friends why should you FUCK FUCK FCUK#he just told you he wants to marry you and you still worried about this 'but youre my bff for ever :(((" bullshit like AAAGAHAHAH#like i kinda get it but bitch also idgaf just fuck him LIKE YOU'RE DOIN TMMMMMM#its like yall do all this couple shit but the only thing ur missing is the label...WHO CARESSSSSS#its lowkey my guilty pleasure tho i don't ACTUALLY hate this tho#..SLOWBURN ON THE OTHER HAND--
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just fyi in any verse where jyn's a bounty hunter or mercenary-type character, she's not accepting contracts on the everyday, run-of-the-mill criminals, even when she's desperate for money. in her post-ot sw verse, she's hunting imperials in the new republic. in any other verse, it's the Big Criminals, the people who are actively hurting others, not someone who's stealing to eat because she's been that person and always will be
#i'd make her a vigilante ..... but she does actually want the cash that comes with it#sorry yall she's not selfless she needs to survive too!#a career vigilante....perhaps....
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i need to keep building back up my savings. No More Silly Little Treats, i keep getting distracted when i Need to spend money on stuff and then getting myself a silly little treat and forgetting im supposed to be saving and shouldnt be doing that a bunch
#got paid today and it was less than usual cause i left an hour early twice in a row and then did one full day then Burnt My Fingers#and couldnt work for two days#i didnt spend a bunch of last paycheck cause i got cash and a gift card for a thing and used that for things. i rounded this paycheck up-#and put it up in savings and im gonna take out like 50 cash to pay for snacks at work and Not Touch my card til next paycheck. i gotta.#espc after i paid so much for our trip i still gotta get my savings back to where it was and i keep FORGETTING to#by next paycheck my comms should be open and that will help too#i want to get chomp stickers to sell cause i know yall will love them#theres a wide audience of ppl who like biting and its getting closer to halloween so itd be Themeatic#but ill wait til after my first comm back cause one will pay for the cost of those#anyway !
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i went to the fair today !! and i DIDNT get sunburnt !!! THANK YOU MOM FOR THE SUNSCREEN !!!!!!! and thank you to chiro and their sibling for taking me it was so awesome. i almost died. singing all american prophet on the scrambler. yeah. @chiroeclipse
#i love the fair#this was my first time at the fair#it was fun but also kinda scary sometimes#i wore my i love nerds t shirt and i got called a nerd for not wanting to bu beef jerky and also this guy wanted me to do his carnival game#which i wouldve done it#next time ill pull out cash from my bank account#30 dollar ride bracelet like dude you gotta be pulling on all my legs#yall ever been to the fair ?#there was a petting zoo#and i got a picture with a camel#did you have fun today?#thank you to chiro again!#all american prophet
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Me anytime I have to listen to someone talk about Custer's "last" stand
#d.ont reblog#no one cares!!!!#hes only deified bc his wife wanted a cash grab#he deserved what he got!!#stop acting like some dumbass white guy with 210 was going something going up against 1500 -2000#native americans that LIVED on the lanx#my god yall make me exhausted#skywarpie talks history
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bumper sticker that says “this machine kills tourists”
#emma shut up#i fucking hate ppl so fucking much#got stuck behind slow assholes all the way to work#then the guy in front of me when i stopped to get coffee at the grocery store wanted to argue with the cashier abt the price of his cabbage#anyways @ INGLES MAKE FUCKING SELF CHECKOUTS THAT TAKE CASH#I HAD TO MOVE MONEY AROUND TO BUY A FUCKING MUFFIN AND A COFFEE BC OF YALL#anyways this is all bc i hit a rabbit after nearly swerving off the road to avoid it 🙃 i hate today
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damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get nintendo tattoos anymore
damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore
#fixed it#imagine slobbering over nintendo's cock like theyre not as litigious as disney#like theyre not any better because you like their games and theyre japanese????? Like theyre still corporate ghouls#they still only want your cash#which is why theyre pumping out annual sequels to the 2 franchises they own#BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YALL KEEP FUCKING BUYING AND POSTING ABOUT THEM#nintendo could release pokemon peel off your fingernails and pokemon cut off your leg and people would buy it
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