#yall should be embarrassed

[nerdby]

Incels are just going out of their way to embarrass themselves today. Alan Cumming said X-2: X-Men United is the gayest film he's done so far because of the political subtext and the fact that the X-Men are a metaphor for marginalized communities, and there are just a million dudes saying he's insane. Meanwhile I'm sitting here wondering if we're all watching the same movie.

This scene is a direct reference to Bobby Drake/Ice Man coming out as gay in the comics and as a queer person, yes, I have absolutely been asked similar questions in real life.

[themilfking]

I think we should euthanize people who find Nick Kroll funny

[bruciemilf]

Talia: Hello, Detective. Owner of my heart, half my soul, my world, life giver, my hope, father of my children, beloved husband and lover.

Bruce: Hello, Talia.

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

"shipping saiki is aphobic because he's aroace!"

stares at you with my demiromantic asexual in a committed relationship eyes then looks at the camera like im in the office

[ginnmann]

this was what it was all for, this is what it was all about.

[crystallizsch]

a thunderstorm woke me up and now my veins are running on pure caffeine and (unfortunately) i have jamil on the mind.

so now i'm thinking about what if yuu has an extreme fear of thunder

imagine there's a thunderstorm in the middle of the night.

you've just been weirdly anxious, and when jamil inquired, you begrudgingly admit that you're afraid of thunder.

it's embarrassing. why would you be scared of thunder, they're just loud sounds. it’ll pass.

jamil had to stop himself from making a judgmental remark. even if jokingly.

he’s deathly afraid of bugs, he literally has no place to make fun of you for it.

at least with bugs you can get rid of them, but you can’t just fight the weather unless you’re a powerful mage.

so the least jamil can do is to comfort you.

maybe listening to music sharing headphones.

or make you focus on his voice instead so you don’t pay attention to the loud noises. either by chatting or reading a book together.

of course, maybe he could also use snake whisper on you so your mind would effortlessly cease those fears.

jamil would if you asked. but he’s not going to offer it himself.

(besides, it’s a bit weird if he’s using his unique magic on you again, considering whatever your relationship is at this point.)

and it’s not like that idea would even cross your mind when all you could think about was the agonizing dread of oncoming thunder.

plus it kinda sounds crazy knowingly asking someone to put you under mind control.

every time thunder boomed you found yourself clinging to jamil's clothes. burying your face in his chest. as if you were holding onto him for dear life.

he'd laugh if he knew you weren't deathly afraid of it. so he'd make soothing gestures instead.

the thunder was still unbearable, but eventually you found comfort in jamil’s warmth.

it really helped to drown it out. at least mostly.

this seemed to be a better outcome anyway than forcing you to just forget about it.

and it would’ve been easier, sure. but how many times could you get the chance to cozy up to jamil

and on the other hand, jamil kinda wanted this moment to last. how many times could he have an excuse for "relaxing" with you.

as much as it makes you suffer, him wanting this moment to last longer meant wishing for the thunderstorm to last longer as well.

jamil hopes you can forgive him for being selfish in that regard.

[arresiive]

sturniolo police cleared by nick once again

😝

[midnightmah07]

Why is this popping up around my feed-

Im gonna be real im not even emberassed by the past Lilia x Daisy art but I'm so possessive with daiggie that I look at this and I go why is he holding her. Why. Get off. Out. DON'T TOUCH HER YOU'RE NOT RUGGIE.

[ratshells]

Genshin devs after making the same pasty ass characters but doing enough research to give them names related to the cultures they’re supposed to represent

[mappingthesky]

Do you know what happened with Q?? I’m seeing people talking on Twitter but idk what happened

at some point while onstage & filming bring back my girls, Q got out of her seat and pulled/ attempted to pull PJ’s plastic tummy out of her outfit & mildly fucked up her look (she was kinda covering it from that point on). pj looked pissed (and honestly, i don’t blame her - it was completely unnecessary & and lil invasive tbh??). an ‘argument’ ensued in which Q called plane ‘a shadow on the season’ and other reads :/ not great!!

[eunique]

If I had a dollar for everytime a cis man in their 20s I know made being depressed and/or an edge lord their personality, I'd have 2 dollars

Which isn't a lot but it's weird that its happened twice

[thenon-fictiondays]

Behold, my newest flag of degeneracy (read: I recently learned pin banners exist and decided to make a custom sasamiya banner to relieve my OTP ita bag of its excess of ssmy merch)

[youngpettyqueen]

sure youre a revolutionary trannydyke genderfag but are you normal about people who dont want to be called queer.

[naamahdarling]

Man, life online got so much better for me when I decided that I don't actually need to give even a fractional fuck about people's spelling and grammar. Should have come to that conclusion sooner. It literally doesn't matter as long as it is understandable to someone of the intended audience's dialect/language. And even when it isn't? Not a moral or intellectual issue. Just leave it alone.

[thebest-medicine]

I finished 2 more tickletober fics today! they’ll be up in the next day or two

[sunbratz]

no but genuinely where are yall hiding. where are the mtalocalypse discord servers. i have nothing good to contribute but im kind of funny sometimes (i am batting my eyelashes at you) ((yall are all so cool let me be friends with you))