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WALK HIM LIKE A DOG
@hellion-child you did this. Inspired by this legendary post.
‘It’s not illegal to go to the dog park, just to hear hot dads say Good Girl.’
Rating: M CW: overusage of the term daddy and Eddie just being a horny bastard.
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“You know, this is fucking insane, right?” Chrissy laughs while Eddie lounges on the park bench.
Yes. He’s aware.
He and Chrissy don’t even have a dog and yet—
“Chris. Look at all of these great pet parents, taking care of these little doggies. Look at em. Wonderful. Stunning, very normal.”
Chrissy levels him with a glare. Being on the wrong side of a Chrissy glare is a scary thing, but alas his dog park visits are worth it.
“No. Look, listen. You’ve got all of these doggy daddies taking their lovely pups out for runs and walks and what not and then daddy wraps up his run and takes the precious ones to this here dog park. Woof.”
It really was worth it to Eddie, alright? There is nothing wrong with going to a public dog park to maybe hear a hot sweaty man coo at his dog.
‘Good Boy’
‘Precious Girl’
Bark bark bark or whatever.
Would Eddie ever talk to any of them? Absolutely the fuck not, but a man could dream.
He was bummed though because none of the hot guys were out, today.
Damn.
He is busy scanning the area to see if he missed anyone, Chrissy yapping on and on about how they could just get a dog when someone slows their run to chat.
“Hi!” She says. This woman is tall, short hair messed up from running, she’s got a bright ass orange jacket on, and she is most certainly Chrissy’s type. Thats not fucking fair at all, now is it?
Chrissy’s complaining tapers off. “Hey.”
They smile at each other, and this is truly unfair, Eddie thinks. This whole dog park thing was for him and yet.
“I hope you don’t mind, but me and my best friend just moved to the area and honestly, I think you’re pretty so—I just thought I would say hi.” She hardly makes eye contact with Eddie. So it’s clear who she’s talking to.
Like recognizes like, he supposes.
He can respect the straight forwardness of it all. Chrissy is just kinda staring at her so he speaks up. “Well, I’m Eddie and this is Chrissy, and I can confidently say that she also thinks you’re pretty.”
Both woman turn to stare and him, Chrissy with big eyes and the other woman with a smirk. She speaks, “Well, it must be my lucky day.” She turns back to Chrissy, “I’m Robin.”
The two get talking and Eddie is happy for his best friend, he really is, but where are all the hot men?
He’s about ready to call it quits when he sees a fucking god, running with a ridiculously stunning dog.
Hot people own hot dogs, he supposes.
This guy is—fuck. He’s sweaty from running, and his hair is fucking gorgeous, even after activities. Thats a green flag. Eddie is just shocked.
This is the dog daddy of all dog daddies. He’s wearing tiny fucking red shorts that expose thighs for days and—
“Jesus fuckin’—see?” Eddie doesn’t even care that he is interrupting the girls conversation cause this guys is—god damn. “He could slap a collar on me and walk me like a dog.”
Chrissy balks. “Eddie. We are in the company of a new friend. Robin doesn’t deserves this.”
Eddie simply shrugs and Robin laughs, “No. I think it’s hilarious which guy caught your eye?”
Oh, he likes Robin. “I like her. Get her number—“ He smiles big at Chrissy, before gesturing towards the fucking Adonis in tiny little running shorts. “Anywhozle. That one, look at him. On my knees in a second.”
He ignores Chrissy’s eye roll, and watches as Robin takes in the guy, before busting out in a laugh. “Oh my god—Steve?”
Oh shit.
“I—do you—“ Abort mission. Abort abort.
“Oh yeah, remember that best friend I was telling you guys about?”
She is still laughing, and Chrissy joins her before handing Robin her phone.
Eddie feels like he just got bamboozled.
“Chrissy, babe, I’ll text you. Eddie? I’ll see what I can do.” She smiles at them both before running over to ‘Steve’ and his—their?— gorgeous dog.
“No wait I—“ Eddie tries but she’s already over with Steve who is listening intently to what Robin has to say.
Oh god, oh no. Oh god.
Chrissy is just laughing softly into her hand, which turns into full laughter quick because Steve turns to look at them, smiles and winks.
#steddie#worm brain#something something the next time Eddie is at the dog park ALONE because Chrissy is BANNED from joining him#Steve is there with his stupid pretty dog and catches Eddie’s eye.#ends up telling Eddie that Robin told him about a ‘rowdy pup’ that needed discipline or whatever#kinky kinky#puppy play and daddy kink for days#but anyways.#I’m not dead just fucking tired#I’m still here.#Steddie ficlet#bark bark woof woof woof#also confident Robin is a legend and she deserves it#Buckingham#OH ALSO. the dog is a vizsla and her name is maple
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Porter has a pair of silver flame earrings that he wears everyday. These things are never taken out, to the point where Pearl thought they were built in.
They used to be Mommas. They were her lucky charms before she went into her races, and they never let her down. In all the pictures of her old racing days on the walls, you can always see the small charms on her ears.
She gave them to him when he was younger before his very first race, telling him they might give him the luck he needs in the races to become the next "Red-Hot McCoy."
While they most certainly didn't help in the racing side of things, he's been known to fiddle with them after something good happens- an easy run with Slick, a day off work- you know yourself. It brings him luck in other areas.
He's planning on giving them to Hydra if he sticks with the racing. While "Green-Hot McCoy" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue as nicely, he thinks he's earned his place in the family at this stage, and there's no better way to welcome him in.
#anyways.#is this anything?#i just had a bowl of icecream and my hands are shaking cause its so cold#but#porter stuff#yay!!#hes an awful racer and he probably has some anger issues#but he loves momma and his siblings#im sorry i know harrison said he thinks lumber is the eldest but i just cant see it-#id settle and say that they're twins so they're both technically the eldest but. porter is just too older brother coded. i cant explain it.#maybe its cause of the “she should not be pulling freight” comment#but anyways.#starlight express#stex london 2024#porter the coal truck#momma mccoy#hydra the hydrogen tanker
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okay, but like. would you guys still love me if i changed the httyd2 ending a tiny little wee bit? so that in the battle against drago, håkan/hiccup challenges him directly and kills him by his right of vengeance (holmgang)? because haha drago killed his father! despicably, no less! håkan has every right to demand blood for blood according to medieval scandinavian customs. and i, for one, think håkan should be allowed to go fucking berserk and honour his father's death! for him to experience violence, for him to retribute it! but also... him feeling the blood hot on his hands? feeling relief? he is the son of his father, alright. god, let him kill him. bats my fucking eyelashes at you. well then. would you still love me. would you. can i make this silly dragon movie bloody and dark and violent and horrifying? can i. would u let me. please? please? please i just need (1) teeny tiny enablement.
#ㅤㅤ〞ᛡᚤᛂᛁᛐᛆㅤ\ㅤ𝖣𝖱𝖠𝖦𝖮𝖭 𝖤𝖭𝖳𝖧𝖴𝖲𝖨𝖠𝖲𝖳 ㅤ⨳ㅤooc.#death /#war /#just in case!#but anyways.#listen.#i know hes a diplomat and a pacifist and i love that about him so much!!!#but i think we all know that peace doesnt come unstained#and he learns that on that day#and its not that he is Uncapable of killing#he is! he explicitly says that he COULD have killed toothless#he just CHOSE not to#and i think! me. personally. lil old me#i think hakan has earned this little treat#no? just me?#ue ue ue eue
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Your business is yours and mine is mine Why do you care so much whose **** I ride?
yes, and? (2024) dir. Christian Breslauer
#ariana grande#soulmate#gif**#ag*#yes and#userpcultures#userbbelcher#ganjacat#userjaelyn#usercee#userkalina#chewieblog#YALL I FORGOT WHO TO TAG SJHFJDNKL#BUT ANYWAYS.#LOOK AT THE MATERIAL!
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i love him in a “i want him DEAD.” kind of way
#WHAT A LOSER!!!! *scoffs and kicks stone in the path*#i think i’m forgetting how to draw#i could not for the life of me decide what to write up the top#nor how to shade his eyes#but anyways.#cuphead#cddwtd#cuphead dont deal with the devil#cuphead game#the cuphead show#cuphead fanart#the cuphead show fanart#cuphead show fanart#king dice#king dice fanart#digital art#rompir-art
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I'm obsessed with Robbie and Liam romancing each other constantly like yes yes good.
But I've also been turning Cerkonos and Lieve'tel in my head because of it.
I know there's a lot of angst when it comes to life spans. Especially when it comes to (half) elves and Ashari leaders.
At some point it'll be just be Keyleth and Vex. And then just Keyleth, right? Like idk if we know how old the ashari can get but she is going to outlive all of vm, right? That's like the point?
But elves live for a long ass time? Lieve'tel is already 381. She has about 360 more years. And Cerkonos is here until further notice it seems.
Sure maybe they don't spend the rest of their impossibly long lives together but like? Isn't it nice to have the option? If they wanted to they could. Together they don't have to worry about time moving too quickly. They don't have to worry about watching the other wither while they stay youthful.
Lieve'tel had a fling with Bertrand and he probably wasn't her first bout of love at 350. But she seems to really have really cared for him? And she was his last words? As a cleric for the matron I can't imagine she has a bad relationship with death but how does she feel when it grips someone she cares about? We know the matron wears the mask to hide just how much she cares for each and every soul she ferries. And perhaps Lieve'tel feels that same way her goddess does about death and those who pass on. Especially with her extended life.
So Bertrand dies, she doesn't watch him wither, but she knows when he passes. She is given a dream of it. I wonder how she mourns. How long she mourns. If shes still mourning.
Then, by the same string of fate that brought her and Bertrand together, she is brought to Cerkonos. A man similarly endearing. A little bumbling. Definitely intimidated by her. Sweet.
And he ages like her. Maybe a hair faster.
Maybe that's why Cerkonos shows absolutely no interest in Vesper. In Pike. Their mortality is written all over them.
Robbie made a joke about him "retaining his seed since 28" and like fucking lol first off but also. Keyleth was 23 at the beginning of VM? and she was on her aramente? So depending on how long it took for him to set out on/finish his, has he been celibate this whole time because of the fact that anyone he falls for, anyone he would truly care about, would die in front of him?
Idk elves have a long life span and I'm sure Lieve'tel has had her trists with other elves. But it really is a socially awkward human man that gets her heart. Again they don't have to live their whole lives together, and they probably won't. They each are very important. They have very important positions.
But it must be nice to be able to part and say "until next time" and not really have to worry about how far next time is. Will it be ten years? They haven't aged a day. Will it be a hundred years? Oh, you've gotten slightly gray. Three hundred? My dear, I can see all your smiles I've missed in all these years in the lines on your face.
#silver sending stones#lieve'tel toluse#flamespeaker cerkonos#i am YAPPING#and im yapping out of my ass.#i dont know lieve'tel like that#but i love her already#(i dont know her so much i cant even bring myself to call her lieve)#but anyways.#i think about life spans a lot and they hurt me. a lot.#so this is juicy#Lieve'tel seems to like an older man because no. in fact. they are not older.#idk#i think theyre neat#i think theyre interesting#cause youd think the solution to something like this is “just fall in love with an elf”#but thats. not really how love works#love is messy. love it random. love is hard#love does not care that you will not age together#love only cares about the heart of the other#and it seems very obvious in liams characters#that love is a wild thing that cannot ve tammed or controlled#even the gentlest of loves. like oryms and dorians. was uncontrollable. they fell for each other without any effort#love is inate#love is inevitable#oh fuck#cr spoilers#cr 3 e 113
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I've returned!
Kinda.
I'm still gonna be absent but you'll see me just a bit more active! Maybe.
Just an update on what's going on in my life rn tbh
God, what a funeral week that was.
Broke my leg again after falling down a flight of stairs, broke the casket but got it fixed, multiple family members fainted, the entire village showed up so it was extremely crowded as if it was a concert rather than a funeral, like 4 bomb threat alerts, funeral home was almost blown up from said bomb threats, and the only seemingly good thing that occurred was family bringing really good traditional dishes on the last day but it was kinda weird since we ate like, outside of the funeral home. Oh, and I emptied like 3 boxes of tissues because I kept getting nosebleeds.
I feel like an Ao3 writer—
But anyway, I'm officially back! Everything is fine now, thankfully. I may even be starting therapy, maybe. Though, I may still be just a bit inactive for the rest of the week since I'll be visiting family and friends.
Can't wait to see what i missed, and to show you all what I've got in store! Oh and of course— thank you so much for the kind messages and being patient with me, appreciate you all <3
#personal#what a hectic week this was#for the confused—my cousin passed 2 dahs before the leaving post. hence a week#well#almost a week#but wow#this was very chaotic#but anyways.#just wanted to give yall an update <3#my art
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So uhhh, I remember this discussion on that discord server i used to go at abt how Ayrton used to be an embarrassing person and how he used to crash into Alain's house. This is exactly what I hope happened that day/night:
#and nope I'm not in that server anymore#i've learned my lesson#and i wish to move on#but anyways.#if i were to break in someone's house i'd take food with me. hehe.#ayrton senna#alain prost#f1#formula 1#classic f1#vintage f1#mclaren
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OMG I love your fics! Your characterization and dialogue is on point, I always love what you write. Oh, not your more kinky stuff of course. I don't read your freaky shit. You're totally free to write it but I don't read it ^^ It's definitely weirder and out there so I just need to make sure you know I don't read that kind of stuff. I only read your normal, pure, regular smut. Have I made it clear that I'm not a weirdo freak like you? Love your work!!! Can't wait to see what you do next <3
#its petty hours fellas#dont mind me im just getting it out of my system#fic writing#smut writing#pro kink#but fr like#to be clear. you dont have to read my kinky shit#you dont have to like it#it can squick you out#thats all fine#but i just truly dont understand why some people feel the need to announce it#this has happened multiple times!!#but anyways.
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#a lot of sasaro lately. they’re kind inseparable to me#i think i just drew this as an excuse to draw rosho with chest hair#but anyways.#(runs away into the woods never to be seen again)#hypmic#rosho tsutsujimori
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kai's tattoo. overhaul has one tattoo, acquired after getting more authority - but before becoming the head of the shie hassaikai. the project itself began as a show of discipline and perseverance to pops. true to traditional japanese tattoos, the art covers a majority of his back, and was done by non-electric elements. each session was hours long, and incredibly painful. the entire project took months. there was outlining, time for that to heal, some coloring, time for that to heal, and so on.
oftentimes, he took hari and/or pops along with him. occasionally, some of those he was intending to bring on as his eight precepts were brought as well. this would test their patience, manners, and to see his show of perseverance.
the artist is an old man who's been working with the hassaikai for a long time and a personal friend of pops. he's aware of kai's needs, and the workspace was kept incredibly clean and sanitary for his appointments. to assume tattoo parlors are unsanitary/unclean is a stereotypical/outdated ideology to begin with - however, kai was always allowed the place to himself. the artist was paid incredibly well for the work, and the hassaikai provides protection to him even after overhaul takes over.
the design is a very traditional dragon with a winding, spiraling back. the tail ends over his right hip, and spans upward, across his back, and the head ends at his left shoulder. tendrils of smoke from the nostrils span almost to his elbow. small clouds and flowers take up the space around the main design. dragons represent wisdom, strength, and protection. all things he hoped to have and represent as the next head of the shie hassaikai.
#the things he does for pops man.#one day ill talk about how he believes everything he does is for pops. THAT sort of loyalty.#but anyways.#META.
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vesser being both self aware that the way the corpus teach personal “worth” and all being bullshit but also. finding himself again and again trying to find a way to make saving his life and putting up with him being a dick “worth it”.
he needs to be great to make up for everything. no one else, but he does.
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#coworkers decided to do an impromptu happy hour today and must have made this decision while i was away from my desk at lunch.#bc i got back and they were just. all gone. and i only found out bc our boss swung by my desk before he left and told me.#and i know it wasnt intentional (at least i don't think it was) but idk man! just feels kinda shitty! yall could've left a note or something#but anyways. boss was like you should come! but i. did not go. partially bc im kind of a little sore about that actually?#but also they went to a beer place and i. dont drink beer. and like yeah yeah go for the people not the place but also. idk just.#it's cold and rainy and today has kind of sucked too so like. im not really in the mood#(which HONESTLY was probably the point of going out bc NO ONE is in the mood)#but. ugh.#now im going to spend the whole weekend trying to think of what im going to say when someone inevitably asks me why i wasn't there#and they all probably think im antisocial or whatever#esp bc like. im pretty quiet at work too. like. i feel awkward just jumping into conversations sometimes bc like.#im still the newbie on the team. like i just got moved to this one at the end of august#but these people have been working together for like years now.#so like they all know each other!!! theyre all super comfortable with each other!!!!#but im still new im still getting to know them all!!! and like idk. just feels awkward to insert myself into those conversations#even if im probably allowed to. so i just. dont.#and ugh. its a vicious cycle i know. 😔#but anyways.#wow that was so much oversharing how embarrassing#whatever. what is the internet for if not embarrassing amounts of oversharing 🤷♀️#N E WAYS.
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You know what I noticed you like series that with older men as protags Yakuza, Dragon ball I feel like you’d like Golden Kamuy
ive seen many rgg fans also be a fan of golden kamuy so this is probably an accurate assessment
however, i havent watched anime or read manga sinnnnccceeee.........
#snap chats#erm. uh. LOL#im lying. ive read manga lately uhhhhhhhh fuckinnn our dining room table. blood on the tracks. that one magical girl corp manga.#none involving older men ..... a tragedy..... the corp magical girl manga is good tho i wish i remembered it LOL i just read the first issu#IDK i just dont watch things in general. only movies i can pirate off twitter or kissasia#also i like dragon ball being listed which- true !!! but damn you just forget everyones like 40-50 at that point 💀💀 they dont look it ...#tbh now that i think of it those are the only two series i like with older men as protags. bar comics but we dont talk about that#if anything my fave characters just tend to be Older Men LOLOLOL#but anyways.
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posting on tumblr is really just on a whole different level to me cause like
im being a big kip sabian advocate on social medias where he can freely see me and i know he uses (and vague searches) and interacts with and such
vs me sitting here in my special safer fandom space posting about how i would let superbad spit in my mouth
so like
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