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[wormdebut]

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

@hellion-child you did this. Inspired by this legendary post.

‘It’s not illegal to go to the dog park, just to hear hot dads say Good Girl.’

Rating: M CW: overusage of the term daddy and Eddie just being a horny bastard.

——

“You know, this is fucking insane, right?” Chrissy laughs while Eddie lounges on the park bench.

Yes. He’s aware.

He and Chrissy don’t even have a dog and yet—

“Chris. Look at all of these great pet parents, taking care of these little doggies. Look at em. Wonderful. Stunning, very normal.”

Chrissy levels him with a glare. Being on the wrong side of a Chrissy glare is a scary thing, but alas his dog park visits are worth it.

“No. Look, listen. You’ve got all of these doggy daddies taking their lovely pups out for runs and walks and what not and then daddy wraps up his run and takes the precious ones to this here dog park. Woof.”

It really was worth it to Eddie, alright? There is nothing wrong with going to a public dog park to maybe hear a hot sweaty man coo at his dog.

‘Good Boy’

‘Precious Girl’

Bark bark bark or whatever.

Would Eddie ever talk to any of them? Absolutely the fuck not, but a man could dream.

He was bummed though because none of the hot guys were out, today.

Damn.

He is busy scanning the area to see if he missed anyone, Chrissy yapping on and on about how they could just get a dog when someone slows their run to chat.

“Hi!” She says. This woman is tall, short hair messed up from running, she’s got a bright ass orange jacket on, and she is most certainly Chrissy’s type. Thats not fucking fair at all, now is it?

Chrissy’s complaining tapers off. “Hey.”

They smile at each other, and this is truly unfair, Eddie thinks. This whole dog park thing was for him and yet.

“I hope you don’t mind, but me and my best friend just moved to the area and honestly, I think you’re pretty so—I just thought I would say hi.” She hardly makes eye contact with Eddie. So it’s clear who she’s talking to.

Like recognizes like, he supposes.

He can respect the straight forwardness of it all. Chrissy is just kinda staring at her so he speaks up. “Well, I’m Eddie and this is Chrissy, and I can confidently say that she also thinks you’re pretty.”

Both woman turn to stare and him, Chrissy with big eyes and the other woman with a smirk. She speaks, “Well, it must be my lucky day.” She turns back to Chrissy, “I’m Robin.”

The two get talking and Eddie is happy for his best friend, he really is, but where are all the hot men?

He’s about ready to call it quits when he sees a fucking god, running with a ridiculously stunning dog.

Hot people own hot dogs, he supposes.

This guy is—fuck. He’s sweaty from running, and his hair is fucking gorgeous, even after activities. Thats a green flag. Eddie is just shocked.

This is the dog daddy of all dog daddies. He’s wearing tiny fucking red shorts that expose thighs for days and—

“Jesus fuckin’—see?” Eddie doesn’t even care that he is interrupting the girls conversation cause this guys is—god damn. “He could slap a collar on me and walk me like a dog.”

Chrissy balks. “Eddie. We are in the company of a new friend. Robin doesn’t deserves this.”

Eddie simply shrugs and Robin laughs, “No. I think it’s hilarious which guy caught your eye?”

Oh, he likes Robin. “I like her. Get her number—“ He smiles big at Chrissy, before gesturing towards the fucking Adonis in tiny little running shorts. “Anywhozle. That one, look at him. On my knees in a second.”

He ignores Chrissy’s eye roll, and watches as Robin takes in the guy, before busting out in a laugh. “Oh my god—Steve?”

Oh shit.

“I—do you—“ Abort mission. Abort abort.

“Oh yeah, remember that best friend I was telling you guys about?”

She is still laughing, and Chrissy joins her before handing Robin her phone.

Eddie feels like he just got bamboozled.

“Chrissy, babe, I’ll text you. Eddie? I’ll see what I can do.” She smiles at them both before running over to ‘Steve’ and his—their?— gorgeous dog.

“No wait I—“ Eddie tries but she’s already over with Steve who is listening intently to what Robin has to say.

Oh god, oh no. Oh god.

Chrissy is just laughing softly into her hand, which turns into full laughter quick because Steve turns to look at them, smiles and winks.

[arianagrandre]

Your business is yours and mine is mine Why do you care so much whose **** I ride?

yes, and? (2024) dir. Christian Breslauer

[rompirvat]

i love him in a “i want him DEAD.” kind of way

[screechingfromthevoid]

I'm obsessed with Robbie and Liam romancing each other constantly like yes yes good.

But I've also been turning Cerkonos and Lieve'tel in my head because of it.

I know there's a lot of angst when it comes to life spans. Especially when it comes to (half) elves and Ashari leaders.

At some point it'll be just be Keyleth and Vex. And then just Keyleth, right? Like idk if we know how old the ashari can get but she is going to outlive all of vm, right? That's like the point?

But elves live for a long ass time? Lieve'tel is already 381. She has about 360 more years. And Cerkonos is here until further notice it seems.

Sure maybe they don't spend the rest of their impossibly long lives together but like? Isn't it nice to have the option? If they wanted to they could. Together they don't have to worry about time moving too quickly. They don't have to worry about watching the other wither while they stay youthful.

Lieve'tel had a fling with Bertrand and he probably wasn't her first bout of love at 350. But she seems to really have really cared for him? And she was his last words? As a cleric for the matron I can't imagine she has a bad relationship with death but how does she feel when it grips someone she cares about? We know the matron wears the mask to hide just how much she cares for each and every soul she ferries. And perhaps Lieve'tel feels that same way her goddess does about death and those who pass on. Especially with her extended life.

So Bertrand dies, she doesn't watch him wither, but she knows when he passes. She is given a dream of it. I wonder how she mourns. How long she mourns. If shes still mourning.

Then, by the same string of fate that brought her and Bertrand together, she is brought to Cerkonos. A man similarly endearing. A little bumbling. Definitely intimidated by her. Sweet.

And he ages like her. Maybe a hair faster.

Maybe that's why Cerkonos shows absolutely no interest in Vesper. In Pike. Their mortality is written all over them.

Robbie made a joke about him "retaining his seed since 28" and like fucking lol first off but also. Keyleth was 23 at the beginning of VM? and she was on her aramente? So depending on how long it took for him to set out on/finish his, has he been celibate this whole time because of the fact that anyone he falls for, anyone he would truly care about, would die in front of him?

Idk elves have a long life span and I'm sure Lieve'tel has had her trists with other elves. But it really is a socially awkward human man that gets her heart. Again they don't have to live their whole lives together, and they probably won't. They each are very important. They have very important positions.

But it must be nice to be able to part and say "until next time" and not really have to worry about how far next time is. Will it be ten years? They haven't aged a day. Will it be a hundred years? Oh, you've gotten slightly gray. Three hundred? My dear, I can see all your smiles I've missed in all these years in the lines on your face.

[rozeliyawashereyall]

I've returned!

Kinda.

I'm still gonna be absent but you'll see me just a bit more active! Maybe.

Just an update on what's going on in my life rn tbh

God, what a funeral week that was.

Broke my leg again after falling down a flight of stairs, broke the casket but got it fixed, multiple family members fainted, the entire village showed up so it was extremely crowded as if it was a concert rather than a funeral, like 4 bomb threat alerts, funeral home was almost blown up from said bomb threats, and the only seemingly good thing that occurred was family bringing really good traditional dishes on the last day but it was kinda weird since we ate like, outside of the funeral home. Oh, and I emptied like 3 boxes of tissues because I kept getting nosebleeds.

I feel like an Ao3 writer—

But anyway, I'm officially back! Everything is fine now, thankfully. I may even be starting therapy, maybe. Though, I may still be just a bit inactive for the rest of the week since I'll be visiting family and friends.

Can't wait to see what i missed, and to show you all what I've got in store! Oh and of course— thank you so much for the kind messages and being patient with me, appreciate you all <3

[theskyisthelimit06]

So uhhh, I remember this discussion on that discord server i used to go at abt how Ayrton used to be an embarrassing person and how he used to crash into Alain's house. This is exactly what I hope happened that day/night:

[samioli]

OMG I love your fics! Your characterization and dialogue is on point, I always love what you write. Oh, not your more kinky stuff of course. I don't read your freaky shit. You're totally free to write it but I don't read it ^^ It's definitely weirder and out there so I just need to make sure you know I don't read that kind of stuff. I only read your normal, pure, regular smut. Have I made it clear that I'm not a weirdo freak like you? Love your work!!! Can't wait to see what you do next <3

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

and that's that!!

[overhual]

kai's tattoo. overhaul has one tattoo, acquired after getting more authority - but before becoming the head of the shie hassaikai. the project itself began as a show of discipline and perseverance to pops. true to traditional japanese tattoos, the art covers a majority of his back, and was done by non-electric elements. each session was hours long, and incredibly painful. the entire project took months. there was outlining, time for that to heal, some coloring, time for that to heal, and so on.

oftentimes, he took hari and/or pops along with him. occasionally, some of those he was intending to bring on as his eight precepts were brought as well. this would test their patience, manners, and to see his show of perseverance.

the artist is an old man who's been working with the hassaikai for a long time and a personal friend of pops. he's aware of kai's needs, and the workspace was kept incredibly clean and sanitary for his appointments. to assume tattoo parlors are unsanitary/unclean is a stereotypical/outdated ideology to begin with - however, kai was always allowed the place to himself. the artist was paid incredibly well for the work, and the hassaikai provides protection to him even after overhaul takes over.

the design is a very traditional dragon with a winding, spiraling back. the tail ends over his right hip, and spans upward, across his back, and the head ends at his left shoulder. tendrils of smoke from the nostrils span almost to his elbow. small clouds and flowers take up the space around the main design. dragons represent wisdom, strength, and protection. all things he hoped to have and represent as the next head of the shie hassaikai.

[taxman-talkman]

vesser being both self aware that the way the corpus teach personal “worth” and all being bullshit but also. finding himself again and again trying to find a way to make saving his life and putting up with him being a dick “worth it”.

he needs to be great to make up for everything. no one else, but he does.

[todayisafridaynight]

You know what I noticed you like series that with older men as protags Yakuza, Dragon ball I feel like you’d like Golden Kamuy

ive seen many rgg fans also be a fan of golden kamuy so this is probably an accurate assessment

however, i havent watched anime or read manga sinnnnccceeee.........

[the-kipsabian]

posting on tumblr is really just on a whole different level to me cause like

im being a big kip sabian advocate on social medias where he can freely see me and i know he uses (and vague searches) and interacts with and such

vs me sitting here in my special safer fandom space posting about how i would let superbad spit in my mouth

so like

[tarastabz]

Gale is taking their daughters to see a movie, but they're angry because one wanted to watch oppenheimer and the other Barbie.

[lezbianz]

not interested in ai art discourse as far as i’m concerned it’s a micro-issue that obfuscates greater discussions about capitalism and how people value art & artists

[loderlied]

my strategy to cope with the creative horrors? if i tell myself that my gortash stuff isn’t an insane deranged ass pull/that it makes sense within the lore enough maybe i’ll believe it one day lmao