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WAS NO ONE going to tell me that THE picture of tony and ziva was printed and put on ducky's home?????
#tiva#ncis#yall must be JOKING#they took ACTOR'S BTS#and PRINTED it OUT#from 2k13?????????#btw this was my icon for so long#i might pass out#sofia rambles
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"man, every trans woman i meet has a shitty bed and small apartment and no money let's make fun of them for that, let's get self congratulatory assfaces in the reblogs saying they'll buy her a blanket, let's all point and laugh at the poor girl who is systemically discriminated against and therefore more likely to end up poor, unemployed, and homeless, isn't that so funny?????"
you guys talk about our poverty the way conservatives talk about iq
#stop intrinsically equating transness to poorness when you joke#cuz i see you when you turn around and pull 'waaaa hrt is so expensive everyone who has it must be rich and privileged'#straight up fucking fascist rhetoric yall#are we the ultimate oppressor or so weak and economically feeble that you get to laugh at us#fuck off
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Here's my controversial opinion; if you're trying to write Bruce as a non-abusive, good parent, you should also write him respecting his kids' privacy, boundaries, and not stalking&surveying them.
#my dc posting#dc#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#looking thru ur kids phone tracking them giving them no privacy etc etc is deeply damaging#but yall aint ready for the ''stalking is their love language' is super toxic' conversation </3#also can we retire the JL being completely chill about it. 'batman just knows things' not being bothered their secret identities were found#out etc can we. stop coddling the batfam#i just need someone anytime to please just call them out like 'hey dont fucking surveil me' like that is actually extremely unethical#and its frankly not hard to write a batman who doesnt invade his kids privacy n boundaries etc#controversially when reading fic where theyre supposed to be healthy n getting along i want to actually feel like its deserved n good for t#hem#instead of sitting there going 'woo thats toxic' 'oh that even worse' 'why are we passing over all that'. like i dont wanna be thinkin they#should go no-contact when its supposed to be fuffy n good :(#like if you can write away the hitting n other abuse why is this the one thing that just must always stay#like genuinely it aint hard to write a parent not stalking their children. actually maybe i should remind you all that stalking is not good#or funny#like i feel like w all the joking some of us are actually forgetting its not good. ever. like absolutely never dont stalk ppl#eh idk. this is why i cant stay in any one fandom too long bc i start developing Opinions which inevitably make me hostile to like#90% of the fandom's content 😔
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An unfunny comedian and an oil baron walk into a bar, and the bartender throws a file and a gun in front of them...
#buddy daddies#episode 5 has officially given us their fake jobs in the form of kyu chan trolling#edit: yall must really like lame jokes because this post hit 1k wtf
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I swear to god if they pull another foundations on us my heart will straight up stop
#when foundations dropped i was in the middle of a shift and i legitimately stopped functioning for several minutes#spent the rest of the night vibrating out of my skin#and then i finally got to listen in my car in a dark parking lot and proceeded to immediately cry#gerard telling me “you must fix your heart” might have actually altered the course of my existence#im not joking yall lives were CHANGED#the memory is so vivid in my mind#mcr5#mcr5 is real#manifesting mcr5#mcr
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Going through the Nevermore comment section is so funny bc every time Annabelle does something south of the moral compass, there's no shortage of shock and outrage despite her VERY clearly stating that everyone besides Lenore was just cannon fodder to her
#like did yall think she was joking or#everyone loves morally grey characters until shes a woman#how did that tweet go? it must be nice to not have common sense yall seem so happy#or something like that#like im not saying you cant dislike her but why do you have to act so surprised about it#lenore nevermore#annabel lee nevermore#nevermore webtoon
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breaking news: every time you draw a pjo character in a fashionable outfit like they deserve an angel gains it wings !!!
#unless its#will solace#THEN IT MUST BE THE MOST UGLY PAIR OF SHORTS AND A SHIRT#on the prettist boy known to man#nico di angelo#percy jackson#hazel levesque#jason grace#leo valdez#lavinia asimov#reyna avila ramirez arellano#annabeth chase#frank zhang#lou ellen blackstone#piper mclean#im done tagging characters i hope you get the point#actually if your just making fanart in general a angel gains its wings#i love yall#<33333333333#pjo#hoo#toa#trials of apollo#percy jackson and the olympians#heros of olympus#pjo hoo toa#this is a joke btw dont send me hate i just apprecate fashion
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#why dont they just sit on each others lap if they constantly jump out of their seats to be closer huh🙄#i must say i find it fascinating how their underwear choices/opinions match!#this new era of highfives is so funny to me😭😭😭 LIKE GIRL JUST KISS OR HUG OR IDFK BUT WHY YALL ACTING LIKE CLOSETED HIGHSCHOOLERS😭😭#(it is still very cute and i am just glad that they can find a way to be touchy)#T: why arent u a celebrity escort?(so i -a celebrity- can take u upon ur services) ((shes like i think K is good enough in bed to do that!)#T: u r so strong. i think u should go back to sucking dick for money bc the world just needs that rn. also i love stubble!😁#T: why arent u at sexparties? (so that u can *accidentally* meet her in one? or like what do u want miss T?)#T: u dont tell ppl u love them? (wait u have told me u love me!) ur facial hair grows in quick? (interestingly enough i find that hot!)#SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH K IS BOTTOMING MORE AND T IS TOPPING MORE? HMM INTERESTING??!??!?!?!? (what)#when T went “ah no good caca!” i laughed so hard that i hurt myself. no joke.#K in Ts clothes save me. save me these ppl sharing clothes. (AND HOW ITS BIG ON HER ARMS AND ITS OVER HER WRIST A BIT IM LOOSING IT)#i have way too many things to say abt this ep.#trixie mattel#katya zamo#trixie & katya#trixya#tbatb#holdy holdy grabby grabby
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Watched the movie today and all I could think about was this. (So spoilers but I’ll try to keep it vague)
Miguel seems to be looking for someone to blame. Someone he can take out and kill to make him finally feel like this wasn’t because of him. Some thing. Anything. To make him feel deserving again. He needs to take out all of these non canon things and people, to fix everything to make him feel better. Miles just happened to me the next thing on his list. Idk maybe I’m over analyzing. Sry about rambling your really cool. Hopefully this doesn’t sound out of character
ALSO I LOVE YOUR ART OF HIM and Mikey. I wanted to tell you cause I wanted to know your ideas and opinions (and your just cool so yeah) I’m rambling again..anyway byeeee
AA THANK YOU SM 🥰 AND NO NO WAIT. YOURE SO RIGHT I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE ANALYZE MIGUEL AS A CHARACTER BECAUSE HES SOO INTERESTING.
talking more abt him under the read more (spoilers!)
I think so too!!! Miguel is definitely Extremely guilt ridden by making a whole universe get destroyed because of him (also adding a parent grief depression to the mix). And we can totally see how he actually gets out of his way completely to help by the sheer fact that Miguel is the one who created the spidey society in the first place. He does that out of sheer guilt.
Miguel doesn't want anyone going through what he went trough if he can help it, because he Knows what someone would live trough if they are the sole reason a whole universe perishes because of them. And that's where the problem arises.
The problem is that everyone in there, Miguel included, have all grown emotionally numb to their own trauma and grief.
After seeing the pattern of All spideys losing someone beloved and important over and over and over again countless of times it just kind of makes it seem like that's something that Has to happen. Right?
So until then (before Miles appears where he shouldn't be) everything as it is works, because Miguel hasn't actually met with anyone that came close to what he did. He might be aware of other universes being in jeopardy and maybe even disappear completely but he's still disconnected from it because he decides which problems to intervene.
Until Miles appears out of nowhere in front of him. And I just Know he literally saw himself in Miles. He saw Miles being determined to stop how things Should go. He's seeing himself being selfish again right in front of him. So he decides to take it all out on Miles. All the blame and guilt and grief he feels about himself and how unfair it all is, he took it all out on Miles and blamed him for it.
Because there's truly no one else to blame but himself, but I think he's aware of that. And he doesn't want to forgive himself. at least not yet?
#im very normal about him so normal#I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS LIKE. HES SUCH A COMPLEX CHARACTER.#depressed old man my beloved#also i think being around spidey jokes 24/7 must be so fucking tiring lmao hes tired of them at this point#miguel you should retire and live with a certain turtle i think you guys would go along nicely and heal together and retake yall's silly be#ask#miguel o'hara
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i am never doing a long branching backstory conversation like this again - I, a known liar, say -
#ill probs do it again at least twice and thatll be an issue for future!libra but#LORD#yall better play more than 1 occupation or deal i s2g (half joking)#i do it to myself tho bc im already drafting a new occupation+deal so thats just adding onto this#new backstory/personality is secondary to actual ch2 content ofc but its THERE in my BRAIN it wont go away !!!#i must write it out even if its a little bit at a time !!#libra says stupid shit#might delete later
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Everyone stop eclipse posting pls i wasnt anywhere near where u could see anything and i feel excluded. Thanks <3
#THIS IS A JOKE#im mainly just bitter that last year i was DIRECTLY under the path of totality but. it was cloudy. and u like. literally couldnt tell#im happy for yall tho. must be nice to see an eclipse
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someone should give me 1 million bucks
#im cooked#curse you legends of avantris#plushies#and a campaign#yall must hate me#jokes#anyways#im gonna start selling clothes#at this point#im in the trenches#all lighthearted#i just like complaining
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kinda crazy that a nonwhite nonbinary author would take so much effort to write something healthy and realistic and i already saw a post from someone (which i believe has since been deleted) about how utterly abusive will solace was. like i think you might have a skewed ass idea on what abuse actually entails. i think you might be a bit too immature to realize someone you deeply love wont always get things right. and that it takes deliberate two-way communication to facilitate getting to a better spot with said person.
#tsats spoilers#im not about to get into discourse day 1. not interested. but it must be said LOL#but another post joked about racial dynamics between will & nico & its like ooooooooooh yall pissin me offfff#the disrespect to a nonwhite author from some of yall!!! i see it!#it is very strange to me!!!
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I can only assume these certain cured AUs appear in timelines where Dipsy didn't murder a whole building of people.
Only a few days ago I started thinking about this.
Like I believe Tinky wouldn't be so hateful and angry if one of them killed him. (Maybe sad, scared or confused that he upset them in some way) But apparently this friendship isn't equal.
And I also think about how Po, Cave, Laa-Laa, and lake Dipsy have normal monster screams (I'm not sure what I would call Yeti's is but Arrow like growls) but Tinky's to me sounds like a person. *We don't talk about Tinky Tank but that's still just the scream slowed down*
Bruh why do I keep finding things that make me sad-
#slendytubbies#sometimes I joke the three of them were just like “we knew he was going to snap one day”#“What do you mean he was just infected” and anxiously wait for the day where Tinky's patience snaps#Like yall don't make Cave hate Arrow why are you making Dipsy Laa-Laa and Po hate Tinky?#Half of the fandom's logic must be goddamn based on Slendytubbies 1#Slendytubbies 1 is not canon to Slendytubbies 3#Tinky didn't even kill Po in the first game (you know the joke game-)#I need to breathe before I chicken out
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#I didn't have enough characters. so had to include ocs again#I will like to mention that I will be participating in artfight this year. Will be drawing a lot of beyblade ocs then.#but uhhhh *if you wanna pick Avery yknow*#my girl just likes girls. she aint dating. she dont got the competence for that. but yknow. girls. maybe... maybe shell meet someone...#yknow at the world championships... as you do...#I dont remember who told me to include lesbian demure but ig lesbian demure is here#I had many gender and sexuality revelations about reiji in this poll making process. I must turn them all over in my head#though. if we're being honest here guys. look into my eyes. yall know who im voting for#i have 1 brand in this fandom#wow I wrote a lot of tags this time. welp. girls#beyblade#beyblade metal fight#mfb pride fight#sometimes you just add a joke option. just for you.
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i know you people like to twinkify elias but in my mind he looks like this
#im only half joking really#i think i first imagined him as some weird vaguely unsettling 40-50 year old corporate freak#like marcus cutter but fantasy instead of sci fi#and tbh that hasnt changed a whole lot. except now ive seen him drawn hot and ive never been the same#“why must yall twink the monsters” type situation#but i fw it#if i were to draw him he'd probably have fanon and twink elements ngl#idk. im rambling in my own tags#tma
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