#yall i cant help but laugh everytime

[psychicbluebirdmiracle]

*Worship song has a S at the end of the verse*

*everyone in my church*

[ilovepaigebueckerss]

grocery store shenanigans

(someone help me w these damn names..)

pairing: p.b x fem! reader

summary: inspired by this!!

i dont really like this but i wanted to post something for you guys while i work on my reqs!! the reason why its take me so long is because everytime i write something i hate it🙏😭😭

AS ALWAYS NOT PROOFREAD!!

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you set up your phone in the middle of the aisle causing paige to send you a glare. it was basically a ‘don’t embarrass me’ glare but you decide to ignore it. “okay paige” you say pulling her body into frame. she sends you that same glare from earlier and you laugh, “dont look at me like that” she laughs with you and puts her hands up in defense.

“anywayysss” you say rolling your eyes playfully, “im gonna pretend to be some random girl flirting with you and you gotta just act natural.”

“okay sure” paige says confidently.

you walk away leaving paige, who was pretending to look at cleaning products, in the frame. you walk up to her, “excuse me” you say sweetly batting your eyelashes. paige looks at you and you both start laughing.

“okay wait be serious.” you say trying to stifle your laughter. “okay im locked in” paige says causing you to laugh even more. you walk over to the camera and pause it.

“okay we back yall” you say to the camera. “take 2” paige says holding up two fingers.

you walk up to paige putting your hand on her bicep. “excuse me” you say sweetly, batting your eyelashes. paige backs up and takes your hand off her, “yeah?” she says trying not to laugh.

“i thought you were really cute and i wa-“ you begin before paige cuts you off and says, “i have a girlfriend”

you begin to laugh and walk towards the camera, “she passed yall” you say holding a thumbs up and stopping the video.

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caption: my bsf and lover in one frfr😂

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comments:

@uconnwbbloverr: the caption. im crying.

@ilovepaigebuckets: its the fact they cant even take it seriously😭😭🙏

@kkarnoldisfine: y/n’s face when paige cut her off💀💀

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[strniohoeee]

Salacious

Pairing: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader 🦢

Synopsis: Y/N is sexually deprived, and Matt offers a helping hand 😉. This is for the request I got🫶🏽

Warnings⚠️: THIS IS SMUTTY SMUT SMUT SO MINORS BACK OFF.

Song for the imagine: Some Way- NAV, The Weeknd

⚠️This is a 18+ story, so minors do not interact!!⚠️

I think your girl, think your girl fell in love with me

She say my fuck, and my tongue game a remedy

To say I wasn’t yearning for some good, dirty and sweaty sex I’d be lying. I was so sexually deprived, and agitated. I was currently under the longest dry spell of my life.

I haven’t had sex in a fucking year, but before that I was always getting my rocks off with whoever. But as I got older, and craved that deeper connection I was lacking in the sex department.

I realized that in order for sex to be enjoyable I had to be compatible with my partner. Because I would just grab any hot guy when I was a little younger I didn’t care. But every guy I tried to fuck I simply couldn’t.

It was painful, boring and I faked every single time, so I just stopped. I would just masturbate instead, and it was good of course, but man I’m a fucking human and our bodies crave sex.

I was at my worst when ovulation week started. I was a fucking feral animal who should be chained to my bed. Anything with a dick just set me off. I needed them!

Currently I was ovulating, and every guy I laid eyes on I wanted to tear apart. What made it worse was I was hanging around my friends Chris, Matt and Nick. What didn’t help was that they were all extremely attractive, and my mind was just thinking SEX SEX SEX

I had been a bit crabby leading up to ovulation because I was so deprived, and everytime I masturbated it just didn’t feel that good. My orgasms were not as good as they should have been

Currently I was with the triplets, and we were walking around Target just shopping. As we were in an aisle a guy walked down the same aisle, and I swear I almost passed out.

As he walked by my eyes followed his every move just googly eyes.

“What the fuck was that?” Nick asked laughing m

“He was so fucking hot” I said to him

“Y/N….he was the most average looking man in the word, and I’m a gay man” Nick said

“No that man was so fucking hot” I said still flushed

“Control yourself! You’re like an animal” Chris said

“Sorry” I said shaking the feeling off

We got to the car, and Matt was driving, Chris in the passenger seat, and Nick and I in the back.

I was looking at Matt driving, and I swore I was drooling….why did he look so hot driving??

And then Chris asked me a question, turning around to look at me, and he smirked, flashing his teeth, and I felt my breathing get shallow??

Finally I looked over at Nick, and his hands? His hands looked so good….big and muscular and strong… HES GAY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! I internally yelled at myself

I needed to be sedated or fucked. This was too much for me.

As we were driving home. My eyes kept darting between the three of them, and disgusting thoughts were playing in my head.

“You guys are so fine” I just blurted out

“Y/N WHAT THE FUCK CALM DOWN” Chris said looking at me

“IM SORRY, I CANT HELP IT” I said back to him

“I’m about to get a spray bottle what the fuck is wrong with you” Matt said laughing and his laugh almost made me moan???

“Sorry yall I’m ovulating” I said back to them

“The fuck is that?” Chris asked

“Right before women get their period we go through ovulation, and that causes us to become to sexually aroused we literally will fuck anything” I told him

“MY EARS” Nick said covering his ears

“ITS THE TRUTH! I’m in ovulation, and then yall are so good looking and then combine that with not having sex in a year….im about to burst” I said kind of laughing

“Literally go fuck something then” Matt said

“Mmm it’s hard” I said to him

The rest of the ride we were just laughing about everything, and Nick was scrolling through social media trying to find me potential candidates

I was spending the night at the triplets house, and I always stood with Matt, so I was chilling in his room when he finally came in to prepare for bed

“Yoo” he said as he shut his door

“Heyyy” I said putting my phone down and sitting up

He came in with a pink shirt on and grey sweats that hung low…real low, and my eyes followed his every move

“What you thinking?” He asked me

“Im thinking I need to fuck someone very soon” I said looking him up and down

“Jesus how down bad are you” he said laughing

“Matt it’s torture” I told him also laughing

“It’s just hard for me to fuck anyone now a days. It never works out” I told him as he sat down on the bed

“Want to fuck?” He asked, looking at me. That immediately sent a shiver down my spine

“Me fuck you?” I asked genuinely shocked

“I mean I’m down to fuck. No strings attached. Just fuck buddies” he said shrugging his shoulders

I mean I knew him, he was attractive and we were very compatible

“Fuck it I’m down” I said crawling over to him

Matt had bit his lip before smashing his lips into mine. Immediately starting a make out session. He had pushed us back, so that I was laying down and he was hovering over me.

He pulled away from the kiss

“I’m going to take good care of you baby” he said rubbing his hands up and down my body

“Please” I said sighing

Matt had removed his shirt, and then mine. Started to kiss me again. Going down to my neck and then to my breasts. He immediately removed my bar, grabbing one breast in his hand massaging while sucking on the other one

“Oh fuck Matt” I said moaning and running my hands through his hair. His kissing and sucking had me dripping. This feeling was what I’d been looking for all along.

Matt slid my pants down, and then removed his pants leaving us in just our underwear

He started to kiss down my stomach to my pelvic bone. He got up, and slid my underwear down. My cunt was soaked full of my arousal

“So fucking wet” he said licking his lips

“All for you. I want this so badly” I told him looking up at him

He got back down, and grabbed my thighs, spreading my legs open, and placing them over his shoulders.

He immediately attached his mouth to my clit, and I nearly flew off the bed

“MATT” I practically yelled. He started his attack on my pussy. Sucking my clit, and licking from my entrance up to my clit. Lapping at me like there was no tomorrow

“MATT MATT MATT UH UH UH UH” I said, barely able to form sentences. Pulling at his hair causing him to moan into my pussy. My heels were for sure digging into his back

This didn’t stop him though. He reached his hand up and started grabbing my boob as he ate my cunt. Licking me up and down. Causing the most disgusting sounds to come from my pussy

“I’m going to cum. I’m going to cum” I said pulling his hair harder and starting to tremble

“FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK” I screamed as I came all over his face. He pulled away, and came up to me. His face covered in my cum

Smashing his lips to mine as we sloppily made out

“Matt I wanna fuck so bad right now” I said after pulling away from the kiss

“Okay baby” he said. He reached over to his night stand and pulled out a condom. Immediately slipping it on

He grabbed my ankles and pulled me to the end of the bed

“How do you want it?” He asked as he rubbed his cock up and down on my pussy

“I want it hard. I want to be fucked so hard I can’t remember anything” I told him

“Like a dirty slut” he said and I nodded my head

Slowly Matt slid into me allowing me to adjust to his size

“Okay Matt I’m ready” I said throwing my head back

Without a second thought his hips start smacking into me. Pounding me relentlessly.

“Fuckkkkk” I said rolling my eyes to the back of my head

“Fuck Y/N…you feel so fucking good” he said breathing heavy

Matt was slamming into me at such a delicious pace. I was speechless. My mouth just hung open as my eyes stood shut

Matt picked up one leg and put it over his shoulder allowing him to fuck me at a new angle

“SHITTTTTT” I said clenching my eyes shut harder

“So so good to me” he said as he pounded into me

He then pushed that same leg backwards. Holding it up as he fucked me ruthlessly

The headboard banging into the wall

“HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK” I screamed out clenching on Matt’s cock

“can I ride” I asked in between moans, and Matt nodded immediately flipping us around, so I could straddle him

I leaned over him as I started to grind down against him

“Fuckkkk Y/N” he moaned throwing his head back

I kept on riding him hard and fast. He gripped my ass, and started to suck on one of my nipples

“MATTTTTT” I moaned out loudly, throwing my head back

“Keep going baby, keep going” he said biting his lip and looking up at me

“I’m gonna cum” I said as I started to grind on him faster

“I wanna see your pretty face when you come” he said waiting for me to look down at him

“Okay yes anything for you” I told him out of breath

I shuddered, and then came as I looked into his eyes with a slack jaw. And soon after he came too moaning my name with a slack jaw.

This interaction became normal. I’d jump on him every night I stood with them. Having him fuck the shit out of me. On every piece of furniture, in every position, in the shower, against the shower sink. EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME

But slowly I started to realize that I really enjoyed our sex because I really fucking liked Matt.

This sex went on for two weeks, until finally after one night of fucking I decided to tell him how I feel.

“Matt I really fucking like you, and the sex is great, but I can’t be friends with benefits when I’m falling in love with you” I told him running my hands through his hair

“I thought I was the only one. Y/N I like you so fucking much, and I think I’ve liked you since I’ve met you” he said looking into my eyes

“Are you wanting to be more than just a FWB?” i asked him

“Yes. I would love to be your boyfriend” he said, leaning in and kissing me.

The End

I hope that you guys liked this one! And whoever requested this I hope I didn’t disappoint🥹❤️. Im almost done finishing up all these requests, but the rest will be up tomorrow💋

-J💅🏽

[sarah-bear706318]

Chasing Storms and Finding Love. Chapter 11. Part 1:

Series Summary: When Tyler's baby sister joins him and his team for a season she seems to catch the eye of a certain StormPar member much to her brothers dismay... will she listen listen to her big brother or follow her heart?

Pairing: Scott Miller X fem!reader, Tyler Owens x sister!reader

Chapter Summary: Reader is now awake and learns about the twins. And Scott ask a very important question!

Warnings: Sneaking around, Pissed off Tyler, Love Struck Scott, ALOTS of kissing, A little age gap, Cussing, Drinking, Storms(duh), Falling in love, Slow burn

A/N: Thank you everyone that has been reading and reblogging it means alot! Like I have said before I am new at writing and everytime like comment and reblog i get lets me know yall are likeing it! This chapter is gonna be in 2 parts there is alot of detail I want to add when the reader is in the hospital! Again thank you @nikkicloudie for the ideas and help you give me and always encouraging me to keep writing and not push myself! I also want to apologize for it taking so long for this chapter had some personal things going on, it's not edited the best so I'm sorry for any mistakes!

@nikkicloudie @thespillingvoid @turnerintoabutler @Lindsayjoy444 @glenpowellluver @harrysgothicbitch @ambipom9 @lxaah11

"Scott"

Your eyes flutter open it take a few seconds to adjust to the bright lights but when they do the first thing you see is Scott's blue eyes looking back at you. Things are still very fuzzy and your ears sound a little muffled but you hear the beeping of a machine and Scott saying something you cant make out fully "rusty ashleigh go get a nurse or the dr"

"Scotty" you say again "I'm right here baby I'm here, Rusty and Ashleigh went to get someone" You hear Scott say then you hear another voice "Jellybean Casey is calling mom and dad they will be here soon" You try to lift your head but Scott and Tyler are quick to stop you.

"Where am I? What happened? Is the puppy ok" you ask your eyes looking between your boyfriend and brother and hear soft laughter. "Baby your in the hospital you got hit in the head by a tree branch you've been out almost 5 days you also broke your leg so don't move that either ok" Scott says rubbing your head "but what about the puppy is he ok" you ask again

"Jelly bean the puppy is fine I promise lets get you checked out by the doctors before we worry about the dog ok" your brother says laughing.

All of a sudden a man and a woman walk in and make their way you "hello y/n I'm Dr. Mitchell this is Dr. Teller how are feeling" He says shining a bright light in your eyes "my head hurt alot and so does my leg" you tell him "Thats normal you had brain surgery due to the trauma you sustained and another surgery on your leg both me and Dr. Teller will explain everything"

You listen to everything both doctors tell you about the surgery, the screws in your leg, the recovery and everything else that has happened the last few days you out. "there is one more thing but I think that should come from your boyfriend" the dr says as he steps aside and Scott is back by your side

"Baby after your surgeries we found out you are about 6 weeks pregnant...with twins" Scott says almost in a whisper.

"I'm gonna be a mommy" you ask shocked looking back to Scott and see he has tears of his own "Yes baby were gonna be parents to twins, how you feel about that" he ask kissing your hand "So fucking happy so happy just shocked" then you hear your brother from across the room "we all were jellybean" Tyler says.

The doctors continue their exams while explaining few more things to you "Do you have any questions Miss.Owens?" Dr. Mitchell ask "a few are my babies ok? Can I get something for the pain? and when can I eat I'm starving" you say "The babies are fine and have strong heartbeats, I will order you some morphine for the pain and as soon as you get in your new room you can eat" Dr. Teller says laughing, then both doctors leave the room.

"your parents are on their way your mom said they should be here in 20 minutes but they are coming as fast as they can" you hear Casey say "Casey Ashleigh and oh my God Rusty yall did not have to come all the way here" you say hugging them from your bed

"are you kidding y/n there is no place else we'd be" Casey says "yeah you're our sister the 3rd Charlie's angles" Ashleigh laughs

"Rusty awwwww I haven't seen you in so long come here give me a hug I missed you" Rusty walks over and gives you a hug carful not to hurt you "I missed you too y/n so glad you're awake, all the guys at KT send their love" he says "awwww tell them I said I love them too and tell B he still owes me that 50 bucks" "ok I will" he says laughing.

"You know nobody ever told me what happened to the puppy I saved" you said looking to Scott and your brother

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20 minutes later your parents are walking in your room, your mom makes a b-line for you with tears streaming down her face. "oh my baby you're awake" she says leaning over your bed hugging you, your dad doing the same on the other side. "mama daddy" you say tears filling your eyes as well "how you feeling princess" you hear your dad ask. You take a minute to compose yourself just enjoying being in the arms of your parents.

"I'm very sore the Dr should be in any minute with some morphine" you finally say wiping your tears. "What else did the Dr say about everything sweetie" your mother ask looking around the room. Tyler filled yalls parents in on what was said and how you are waiting to be moved to a new room. You see Scott across the room looking at you with your parents smiling and it makes your heart melt "I love you" your mouth to him "I love you too" he mouths back with a smile

As promised the Dr. Mitchell came in with something for the pain. He says hello to your parents then makes his way over to you, "ok y/n I'm gonna give you a bit of morphine for the pain. Don't worry it's completely safe for the babies" he says with a smile while he takes the arm where your IV is "I'm gonna give it through your IV that way it gets in your system faster. It will make you groggy and maybe even a little sick so I mixed it with antinausea meds as well. You also may feel a bit...giggly but it will mainly make you sleepy" with that said he pushed the meds in your IV. "That should start working in the next few minutes, any questions?" He ask looking at you and you shake your head no "ok if you need me or a nurse press the call button, we should have you in your new room within the hour" he says and walks our the door.

After the doctor leaves you turn to your parents "So mama daddy how you feeling about being grandparents of twins at that?" You finally ask looking between your parents "honey your father and I are so happy we're gonna be memaw and papaw I'm excited it came as a shock but we're excited. The real question is how are you feeling about being a mother" your mom ask

"I'm so fucking happy just still in shock its alot to process. I mean last thing I remember is trying to save a puppy from getting sucked into a tornado then I wake up 5 days later being told I had brain surgery screws in my leg and I'm 6 weeks pregnant with twins" you say to your parents.

A few moments later you start laughing and everyone in the room looks st you like you are crazy and Scott is at your side "Baby why are you laughing you're kinda scaring us" "I think that morphine is really kicking in" you hear Rusty say from across the room, but you continue to laugh calling your brother over.

"Yes my high as a kite baby sister" he says coming to your bedside with a smile "the Dr said I was 6 weeks pregnant right" you say with a smirk to a very confused Tyler "yes jellybean why" he ask "that means the twins were conceived in the driver seat of your truck" you say busting out laughing. "Oh my God y/n why did you have to remind of that" your brother says shaking his head

The whole room starts laughing including your mom your dad not so much...he is looking at Scott with daggers.

You look to the other side of your bed where Scott is and he's pale as ghost completely speechless not believing you said that in front your parents "Baby I know that medicine is making you feel good and I'm very happy you're not in pain but let's keep some things to ourselves ok" Scott pleads with you "ok baby" you say with a doppy smile

"that is something I did not want to know about my daughter" your dad says pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head. Tyler looks to yalls dad and says "well dont let these 3" pointing to you Casey and Ashleigh "get drunk you'll learn a hell of alot more about your daughter that will scar you for life old man" slapping your dad on the back "duly noted son thanks" your dad says

It doesnt take long for you start to doze in and out, hearing everyone in the room talking but you can't make any of it out. The last thing you remember before falling asleep is Scott kissing your lips and telling you he loved you.

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You wake up a couple hours later in a new room, you look around and only see Scott, reading a book while sitting by your bedside "Scott baby" you whine out. At the sound of your voice Scott lifts his from his book and smiles.

"Hey baby how you feeling" he ask standing up and kissing your lips, and you kiss back deepening the kiss a bit "damn I've missed kissing you baby" he says as he lays his forehead against yours, you just smile and nod your head "where is everyone" you ask looking around.

"They all went to get something to eat baby they'll be back" Scott says brushing some hair from your face "baby aren't you hungry why didn't you go" you asked "I'm ok baby I'll eat when you do I promise. Dr said you can now you still hungry I'll call your brother and ask him to get something anything you want it's yours"

You think for a minute before giving him a smirk "I really want some pancakes and bacon" you say with a smile. At your words Scott shakes his head and laughs "of course you do. There is an iHOP not to far away I'll have your brother go get you some" "thank you baby" you smile up at him before asking "can I get extra chocolate chips and butter please" "Anything for the love of my live and mother of my twins"

Scott calls your brother and tells him what you want and orders something for himself then updates everyone over the phone how you feel.

You watch Scott on the phone with your family, you smile and rub your stomach. You haven't got a chance to talk to your boyfriend about how he's feeling about being a father. Scott gets off the phone and comes to your bed side "Tyler said he will have your chocolate chip pancakes with extra chocolate chips and butter here as soon as possible. Casey and Ashleigh are going to get you a new night gown because and I quote Ashleigh these hospital ones are ugly my ZBZ sister needs something pink" he says trying to sound like Ashleigh "and your parents are gonna be up when your brother come back up"

"Scott I haven't even got to ask you, how are you feeling about the pregnancy? I know it's not what we planned and its really soon and we really never planned on twins and its..." Scott cuts you off with a kiss and a smile "Baby I'm so excited your pregnant! I was shocked when they told me and even more so when they said twins but I couldn't be happier. Yeah it's not what we planned this early but I love you so much and I already love these babies" at Scotts words you relax a bit and smile.

You move over as best you can and pat the space beside you telling Scott to come lay with you. He hesitates for a second not waiting to hurt you but gives in. He sits beside you and wrapping you in his arms, damn he missed this.

"I hope it's 2 girls" you say softly "your brother called it" Scott says with a laugh. "he knows me well" you say

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About an hour later the door to your room opens and in walks your brother and your parents. "we bring food jellybean" Tyler says walking over to you. "Thank God I am so hungry! did you get the extra chocolate chips and butter" you ask your brother "yes I got them"

As you dig into your pancakes and cant help the small moan that leaves your lips "these are the best things in the world" you say with a mouth full of food. Scott laughs as he opens the food your brother brought him. You both continue to eat while plans are bring made for after you are released from the hospital.

The plan that is finally decided on after rounds and rounds of everyone talking...You will go home with Scott as planned, and he will do his work from home so he's there's to take care of you. Tyler will go back chasing with his crew and finish the season out and will stop by as much as possible, after the season he will spilt his time from his place and Scotts place. As far as your parents they will stay in the guest room but will be finding a place to rent near by for a more long term stay. Even Scotts parents were helping, they were going to get the house ready and start making list of doctors in the area for you.

"Scott I don't wait to get into your financial situation but we will cover anything y/n may need for her recovery I don't want you to feel the burden is all on you" your dad says looking to Scott. "That goes for the twins as well we know this was sudden" your mom says

"That's very nice of you Mr. And Mrs. Owens but I have a good savings from my work at StormPar and a trust my grandparents set up for me before they passed and I have not touch either, we will be fine on money. I want to take care of all 3 of them" Scott says to your parents "I respect that son I'm glad my babygirl found a man like you but I will be helping she was my baby first" your dad said shaking Scotts hand.

Your sisters and Rusty come back so your parents decide to go to the hotel so you can spend time with your friends before visiting hours end "we will be back tomorrow morning baby I love you get some rest" your mom's says kissing your cheek followed by your dad "I love you princess I'll see you tomorrow" "I love you yall too".

You start to talk to Ashleigh while she shows you the pink nightgown she got you "Oh that's so cute thank you Ash" you say hugging her "Casey got you a robe to go with it" she says hugging you back. While she goes to pull it out Scott comes to your side "Hey baby I'm gonna walk your parents down and your brother is coming with me do you want anything" "im ok babyI love you" "I love you too"

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Scotts POV:

Scott and Tyler walk Brooke and Troy downstairs to the lobby, but before they can walk out of the hospital doors Scott ask them if he could talk to them. It's now or never Scott thinks to himself.

"Mr.&Mrs.Owens I love your daughter more then anything in this world and I'm so happy to be starting a family with her. I want to be with y/n the rest of my life and I promise to take care of her and love her the rest of my life. I have talked to and asked Tyler already but I really want to ask the two of you as well. Can I have your permission to ask your daughter to marry me" Scott finished and looked to y/n parents.

"Speaking as her mother I say yes Scott, I can tell you truly love my daughter and you are gonna be a great father and husband" "thank you Mrs.Owens" Scott says and the 3 of them look to Troy

Troy looks from his son and wife then to Scott "Well Scott that's y/n is my babygirl she's the most important thing in my life she's had me wrapped around her finger since the moment I met her at 3 years old. That being said yes you have my blessing but remember what I told you before...ever hurt her and I'll hunt you down and they will never find your body got it" Scott nods his hands before replying "yes sir but you never have to worry about that that girl and those babies are my everything and I'll spend til my last breath showing that".

With everything said Troy shakes Scotts hand and Brooke gives him a hug "I'm so happy, you need help picking out a ring or you have anything in mind" she asks "all I have for now is incorporating pink in the stones, I know that's her favorite color not to mention it's ZBZs color and I want to incorporate that for her since it means so much to her" Scott says with a smile. Brooke smiles back at him with tears in her eyes "she'll love it, whatever you pick out"

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Y/N POV:

You are taking and laughing with your sisters and Rusty(well Rusty looks annoyed) when Scott and Tyler walk back in the room, Scott loves seeing you smile and laughing again. "What is with all the laughing and why does Rusty look like he's ready to hit the 3 of you" Scott says as he walks over and kisses you.

"He just found out I know about the crush he had on me his freshmen and sophomore years at UT and that they know he walked in on me changing when i stayed with them Chicago" you say laughing "he saw you naked" both Scott and Tyler say at the same time "only the top half and it was an accident I should have locked the door" you said "a crush my baby brother was in LOVE with your girl Scott even wanted to ask her to the KT formal" Casey says laughing while Rusty turns red and hides his face

"I would have gone with you Rusty you were always one of my favorite people at school, you saved me from that drunk guy at a KT party remember" you say and that makes Rusty smile a bit "what drunk guy at a party I never knew about a drunk guy at a party bothering you Y/n" "there was nothing to tell Tyler drunk frat guy tried to get handsy Rusty saw it and got in the middle and had his brother kick him out" you said rolling your eyes

You didn't know it was so late til the nurse came in to let everyone know visiting hours we're over but said 2 people could stay the night if you wanted. "Miss Owens after your friends leave would you like to take shower get in a fresh gown" you didn't think twice before replying "yes please thank you" the nurse laughs and tells you she'll be back in 10 minutes.

While your saying bye to your sisters and Rusty you see your boyfriend and brother whispering something, what are they up to you think to yourself,then your brother comes over "Jellybean I'm gonna stay a bit longer but I'm gonna walk these 3 down get something to eat for the 3 of us while Scott and the nurse help you shower, text me when your done" then he kisses your head and leaves with the small group.

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About an hour and a half later you are showered, in fresh clothes and eating the food your brother brought up. "I'm glad the 2 of you are getting along" you say looking at Scott and Tyler as you take a bite of your food "we came to an understanding the days you were out baby we're ok I promise" Scott says looking at you with a smile

"Is this for real this time or do I need to plan another zoo trip? Cuz I'll do it I'll roll myself round all day and this time I'll make Ashleigh come and that girl lives for a zoo trip" both boys laugh while they continue to eat before your brother speaks up "I promise no games this time you don't need to plan a zoo trip"

After a little longer of just hanging out with your 2 favorite people talking about random things you start to feel more pain in your head and leg you try to hide it but your face gives you away "Baby you ok" Scott ask "I'm ok Scotty just pain" you try to smile but a sharp pain runs through your head and it makes you wince "I'm going to get the nurse" before you could stop him your brother is out the door

A few minutes later Dr. Mitchell and the nurse come back in with Tyler "Miss.Owens I hear you are in some pain can you show me where it hurts and describe it" he says wile shinning a light in your eyes

You point to the right side of your head just above your temple "it's a sharp pain almost like a headache but more intense, I'm also having alot of pain in my leg" Dr. Mitchell finishes up his exam before explaining things to you "the sharp pain and headache is completely normal at this stage in recovery it can be caused from a number of things but since your exam is normal I'm gonna say it's just from the excitement of the day and your brain letting you know it needs a break, as far as your leg that looks fine. How bout I order another round of morphine maybe this time put a little something to help you sleep" Dr. Mitchell says while looking at you waiting for an answer. " That would be great thank you"

He tells you it's gonna be a few minutes so in the mean time you finish your dinner with your brother and Scott.

10 minutes later Dr. Mitchell is back with your little pain/sleep med cocktail "These together are gonna work almost instantly" he says as he pushes the meds into your IV, and true to his words just a few minutes later you are dozing off hearing Scott say "sweet dreams I love you"

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The next day you wake up around 6am and see Scott sleeping on the couch in your room, all you can think is how uncomfortable he must be. You really need to use the bathroom but your boyfriend looks so peaceful you don't want to wake him up and you know if you press for the nurse that will also wake up Scott "it's not that far I can make it alone" you say

After sitting there another few minutes you decide it's now or never. You throw the covers off turn yourself and make it to the edge of the bed "now the hard part". It takes several tries but you finally make it up, granted a little wobbly but you did. You hold on to the bed and start to make you way to the bathroom very slowly. You are half way to the bathroom when you hear...

"What are you doing baby" and Scott is jumping up in a panic rushing to you and grabbing your arm "I had to pee and I know you haven't been sleeping alot so I didn't want to wake you baby and if I called the nurse that would have woke you" Scott shakes his head at your need to still be independent "I'm fine I actually slept a good bit last night and even I had I just fell asleep I would rather you wake me then try to do this alone and hurt yourself anymore, plus you're carrying precious cargo". He helps you to the bathroom then back to bed.

Scott gets you breakfast while the nurse does her morning checkup routine "Dr. Mitchell and Dr. Teller will be around soon y/n" she says with a smile and walks out the door.

While your eating Dr. Mitchell and Dr. Teller comes in "Good morning Miss.Owens how are you feeling this today?" Dr.Teller ask making her way to your bed and begins to check your leg. "A little pain but more discomfort then anything" you tell her.

While she's checking your leg Dr.Mitchell comes to check over your head "any headaches, dizziness, confusion, or blurry vision" he ask shinning his little light in your eyes. "Just a headache" you say.

They both finish with their exams and tell you that you're healing well but still have a ways to go and that they want to keep you at least another week that was not what you wanted to hear. "But we do have some good news that might make it better, OB will be coming down and doing a sonogram so you will get to see your babies today" Dr. Mitchell says with a smile.

"Really we get to see them" you ask kinda like you couldn't believe it, you look over to Scott and see he has the biggest smile on his face. "Yes ma'am they should be in within the next hour" with one more look over they order a little something for the pain and leave.

"I can't believe we get to see them" you say looking over to Scott, he just smiles back at you "I know baby I can't wait either"

You text your brother your parents Casey and Ashleigh and tell them and promise your your mom and brother to get a copy of the pictures for them. As your texting with your brother you hear a knock at the door "come in" you tell whoever is knocking. When you look up you see a woman with short brown hair and glasses walk in pushing a machine "Good morning Miss.Owens I'm Dr. Jones I'm gonna check on your babies make sure everything is good and get some measurements on them that ok with you" she ask with a smile "that's great we're excited to see them" you tell her.

"Well since you are not but about 7 weeks now the sonogram is gonna be vaginally with this little wand" she explains holding something in her hand to show you. She goes on and explains how it works and what what you're gonna see then make sure you are OK with Scott being in the room and of course you tell her you are "ok great let's get started, now you will feel some pressure but that's normal and just a warning it will be cold" and damn she was right.

After about few seconds of her moving the wand around you see them you see both your babies "Oh my God Scott look our babies" you say with tears in your eyes, you look over to Scott and see the same thing. Your lost in that moment trying to memorize Scotts face when all of a sudden you hear 2 little heartbeats and that makes you snap your head back to the screen.

"It looks like your twins are gonna be identical" the Dr says looking over to you. "When can we find out their genders" you ask "you can do a blood test at 10 weeks but for ultrasounds it's not til about 16 weeks at the earliest". She continues to take pictures and measurements and explains everything to you. "The babies are both healthy and have strong heartbeats and your are measuring about 7 weeks 2days, I'm gonna get you both a couple pictures" she says looking from you to Scott "can I get 3 extra pictures for my parents brother and his parents please" "not a problem" she smiles

She gets your pictures printed and let's you know she will be back in a few days for another check up, you and Scott both thank her and she walks out the door.

Scott is holding the pictures she gave him looking at it in awe then looks at you teary-eyed and puts a hand on your belly "this makes it more real for me, we made them I'm gonna be a dad, I'm gonna have a family with the love of my life" he says then grabs your face and kisses you with so much passion it made your toes curl.

After Scott pulled away from the kiss you smile up at him "I'm excited too baby"

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An hour later your brother and parents come in your room with big smiles on their faces. Tyler makes a b-line for you but instead of his normal greeting of hey little sister he says "give me my picture of my 2 nieces" you look at him with a questionable look "how do you know they are girls Ty I'm not even 8 weeks" you say handing him his copy.

"Call it a hunch jellybean" he says smiling and looking at the picture.

You then hand your parents their copy and your mom waste no time taking it from you. Her eyes fill with tears as she looks at it "I'm really gonna be a grandma, oh honey look at them" she says handing your dad the picture. Your dad is trying his best to hold back tears but you them, he's not as slick as he thinks but you'll let him have his moment.

You tell your parents and brother what all 3 doctors told you from your longer stay to when the next sonogram will be. "Well I talked to Scotts mother and she has a list of doctors for you and Scott to look over along with orthopedic doctors" your mom tells you while she fluffed up your pillow.

"You talked to Scotts mom?" you ask confused looking to Scott who is just as confused as you "how did you get her number mom?" you ask. "From your phone sweetheart when you were sleeping yesterday" she answered.

"How do you know my passcode"

"Honey it wasn't hard to figure out I know my daughter 7-6-2-8-8 it only took me 3 tries" she's says while going about her business "your passcode spells Scott" he says laughing you roll your eyes at your "Shut up tyler" you mumble.

Your mom gives you the list of doctors to go over and research, while you are looking over the list Scotts phone starts to ring "Hey baby I gotta get this it's work I'll be right outside" he kisses your lips then leaves the room.

"Ty speaking of work aren't you missing alot I don't want you to miss to much because of me"

"Its fine really y/n, my crew is taking over til you are home Kate is also helping and we put out a video to let the fans know I'm taking time off to be with my sister so don't worry, if a storm comes close I might jump in but you and my nieces are number 1, oh and the crew will be back tomorrow they are all dying to see you" he says then kisses your forehead

"You really are the best big brother anyone could ask for TyTy but dont get my hopes up about 2 girls"

A few minutes later Scott come back in the room and walks over to your bed, "Baby I have to go deal with some work stuff I'm so sorry, are you gonna be ok for a few hours" he ask rubbing your head. "Yeah baby I'll be fine I promise I got my parents and brother here plus im gonna look over the list of doctors and I'm thinking of taking a nap soon"

"OK baby I'll make it up to you what about tonight I get us take out and we have a little hospital date night sound good" "Scotty that sounds perfect I love you" you say smiling. He leaves down and kisses you "I love you too baby so much" then he rubs and kisses your belly "and I love the 2 of you so much be good to mommy while daddy's gone". You smile at your boyfriend talking to your belly and you think how lucky you are to have found Scott Miller.

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Scott's POV:

Scott hated lying to you but it would all be worth it tonight when he slips that ring on your finger. The phone call he got was accidentally Ashleigh letting him know things were get up at the jewelry store downtown and he and Casey would meet him there.

As Scott drove through downtown Oklahoma City his mind goes back to the night 3½ months ago when one laugh from across the parking alot changed his world. Scott has had other relationships in his 31 years on earth but if he's being honest he's never really loved any of them, he might have said the words and may even thought at the time he did love them but after hearing one laugh from a girl across the parking lot he knew none of his past relationships were real.

He also thinks about the twins you are carrying and even tho they weren't planned and came as a total surprise, they were truly made out of real love.

At the jewelry store Scott Casey and Ashleigh look at dozens of rings, they are all beautiful but nothing feels right to him. Scott has never shopped for jewelry and hes way out of his element and started to panic. Casey sees his panic expression "OK what's your budget Scott maybe that will help us narrow it down" Casey ask.

He pulls the girls to the side before explaining "I don't have one I was thinking 50 grand?" Is that good?" Scott asked looking at both girls who look shocked at the number he just said "I need this ring to be perfect it has to show her how much I love her. I never thought I'd be shopping for a ring but I love y/n so much I want her to love it"

"OK Scott calm down" Ashleigh says to him "first off that girl loves you more then anything you could get her a ring from a cracker jack box and she would love it and show it off. Second 50 grand is alot for a ring most men spend 4 to 6 grand. But it's your money but I think I have the answer... Princess Diana" Ashleigh says with a smile looking at Casey then Scott

Scott looks at her confused then pinches the bridge of his nose and ask "what does she have to with picking a ring out for y/n"

Ashleigh smiles then finishes "Well y/n has always admired her she has even dressed as her for parties and has always loved the engagement ring Prince Charles gave her and they make rings that look just like it with pink stones, so we can look here if it's not at this store there are dozens of jewelry stores in this city"

"OK that's a good idea Ash" Casey says then looks to Scott "what do you think Scott?" Scott thinks for a minute, he knows your love for Princess Diana. "OK we'll start there" he says and walks away to go talk to the man behind the counter.

Scott was starting to lose hope they are about to walk into their 6th jewelry store of the day, hoping this would be the one that had the ring. He walks to the woman who was standing behind the counter crossing his fingers they had the perfect ring. "Good afternoon sir how can I help today" the woman says with a smile.

"Yes ma'am I am looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend, I have been to 5 other stores and I am really hoping you have what I'm looking for" Scott explains to her.

"I can help you sir we have alot of styles cuts and stones, what are you looking for" She ask "I'm looking for a replica of the same engagement ring that Princess Diana had but with a pink stone" he explains to the lady

The lady just smiles and nods before saying "you are in luck sir we have a few of those 2 of them are in pink. One a darker pinker and the other a lighter pink, I'll bring them both over for you to look at" then walks away after Scott thanks her a dozen times.

A few minutes later the sales woman returns with 2 rings. Scott takes one look at the lighter pink one before blurting out "That's the one, I'll take it" before the sales woman can give him any details about it. "Thats great but don't you want to know the price sir? As beautiful as this ring is it's on the pricer side, it's a 3 carat pink diamond on a white gold band with 20 white diamonds around it and due to it being a pink diamond it's around $38,700" she says looking at Scott.

Scott pulls out his wallet and grabs one of his credit cards and hands it to the woman "that's fine put it on the card". The woman looks at Scott, she hesitates for a second before grabbing the card "yes sir give me just a few minutes"

"Y/n gonna kill you when she finds out how much you spent you know that right" Casey says "Yeah I know so let's keep that under wraps for awhile" he says looking at her.

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Y/N POV:

Your sitting in your bed watching some Gray's anatomy reruns on the small hospital tv, your brother and parents left about an hour ago leaving you alone. Your waiting on Scott, he's been gone all day and you were missing him like crazy even tho it's only been a few hours. You rub your belly and start talking to the twins "yall know I love your daddy so much! Yall wanna hear how mommy and daddy met...you do ok story time" you go on rubbing your belly and talking to your babies about how you and Scott met, your first tornado in your brothers truck, and a few other stories.

"So then mommy and daddy went..." you were interrupted by the door opening, you look up to see Scott and you beam. You look to his hands and see a beautiful bouquet of flowers.

"Hey babygirl" he comes to your bed side and leans down and kisses your lip then hands you the flowers "Scotty these are beautiful thank you so much" you say then kissing him back.

"How are my 3 babies doing" he ask rubbing your belly. You look at him and smile "we are all doing good, watching some McDreamy and telling the twins stories". Scott smiles at that. "So I was thinking about getting you out of the room for a bit to have our date and eat dinner down in the court yard it's nice out. How's that sound?" You look at him and smile "that sounds amazing Scotty Blue" Scott helps you out of bed and into a wheelchair then you are off for your hospital courtyard date!

If you only knew what surprise was waiting for you downstairs!

Once you make it downstairs to the little courtyard you are left speechless with what you see. A beautiful table sitting in the middle of the small garden area covered in fairy lights, the table is candle lit with flowers. "Oh my God Scott you did all this for me" you look to him with tears in your eyes. He smiles down at you leans down and kisses you then whispers "yes I wanted tonight to be special for you"

He gets you to the table and helps you sit, the plates are covered so you don't know what he has ordered, there is also champagne flutes with sparkling cider on both sides of the table.

Scotts across from you and fills your glass with cider "you ready to see what I ordered for dinner" he says with a smile "yes please hospital food is not so good" you laugh. Scott opens the lids and you see a plate of your favorite pasta and your mouth starts to water.

As the 2 of you start to eat and you tell him about your day then ask him about his day and you notice he gets tensed and nervous and you look at him with raised eyebrows. "Baby are you ok your getting really tensed and its kinda freaking me out" you tell him reaching across the table to grab his hand.

"I wasn't working today" Scott blurts out. "If you weren't at work where were you all day then" you ask trying to think the worst, but the longer Scott says nothing the more your thoughts go to the worst. "Scott answer me please if you werent working where we're you for almost 8 hours?" Instead of answering Scott stands up and come over to you.

"This is not how I pictured ever doing this..." Scott says then turns your chair around and gets on one knee "Y/n Y/m/n Owens I never thought I would ever settle down I never really wanted to I was content on chasing storms and being single the rest of my life. Then one night from across a parking lot I heard the most beautiful laugh then saw the most beautiful girl and I knew I loved you then and that love has grown a million times stronger by the day. I can't picture my life without you or our babies. so babygirl will you do my the honor and become Mrs. Miller" Scott opens the ring box and you see the most beautiful ring you have ever seen.

"Yes oh my God Scott yes I'll marry you" you say through tears then grabbed his face and kiss him. You both pull away after a few minutes and he slips the ring on your finger and you are just in awe then it hits you "Scott is this a pink diamond replica of the engagement ring that Princess Diana had" you ask looking at him speechless. "Yes it is baby"

You grab his face again pressing your lips to his in a heated passionate kiss then whisper "I might not be able to have sex but there are plenty of other ways to celebrate me becoming Mrs.Miller" you wink at him "oh really what did you have in mind baby"

"Well come help me shower and I'll show you then we'll move to my bed and ill show you more" you wink silently asking for him to help you get up.

Scott just smiles and takes your hand "well have I ever turned down a shower with the my baby"

[crushedsweets]

What is Jeff and clockwork’s relationship in your au how do they act around each other? Are they close?

OK I COULDNT FIND MY OG POST FOR THEM. SO I'LL JUST TALK. IF THIS DOESN'T LINE UP WITH MY OLD POSTS, SORRY I CANT FIND THEM . .

THEY ARE CLOSE AND HAVE A SIBLING RELATIONSHIP!

so they met when clocky was 18/19 and jeff was 16/17. they were both pretty sick with O/S syndrome, with both of them killing their family in 2014. clocky immediately ran to alabama, jeff took a few months murdering along the east coast. both were crashing at random buildings, stolen cars, trailers, etc.

when jeff gets to alabama, he tries to lay low and stops doing his 'signature kills'. usually disguises his murders as robberies gone wrong, so cops arent on his ass in the area. but he starts noticing natalie, bumping into her - cuz the operator (unbeknownst to them) guides them to the same victims. she was violent, rude, nasty, completely out of it - but everytime she attacked, the operator would give her headaches or make her pass out.

and everytime, jeff thought she was cool. she was this tall badass strong killer chick (WHO ALSO HAD A COOL SMILE) with a freaky clock eye and she was mean as hell and he just KNEW she was sick with the same stuff he was. admittedly, he didn't know that she didn't LIKE to kill, but still...

so he'd help her, drag her out of the crime scene and somewhere safe. splash some water on her face, laugh about it, leave her a hotdog and chips he stole from gas stations. her memories of this were foggy but she eventually came to accept him as an ally. eventually she woke up and he'd be sitting there with some beer and hand her one and they'd sit and drink together, before she gets up and leaves without a word.

jeff had been crashing at the barn in slendy's forest for a bit, cuz BEN told him about it. so when the proxies purge the operator from Clocky's system, tim/brian insist she can stay there . and she does. and she realizes jeffs there. and it genuinely makes her feel relief, to have a familiar face.

so they're roomies for a while and have an incredibly sibling like relationship, till clockys 22 and jeffs 20 and she moves into an apartment. they argue and bicker a lot, but they also drink and watch movies and carve shit into the barn walls like art.

things do get messy when nina gets involved with clocky, but clocky was friends with jeff before her and warned nina plenty of times (and has seen nina's own toxicity) so she brushes a lot of it off as 'yall are made for eachother its not my business leave me alone'

eventually their relationship gets pretty strained cuz of jeff going too far(making nina dispose of bodies for him, stabbing her) but... they all have such a warped sense of morals and violence and relationships and whatnot. its complicated and really hurts clocky, but she eventually withdraws from jeff, deciding its not worth it. he wont change

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[gnoccigon]

Leo Valdez Friends to Lovers headcanons asf 😍😍 pt. 1

i luv the idea of leo having a friends to lovers trope. like it’s so cutie and makes me feel safe ig idk bruh

okie anyway

yes this mans is constantly flirting w people and wants to be a PLAYAH, but his intentions were never rly serious (until he met u 😏)

cuz ya know, abandonment issues :(

from the first time he saw you, he thought you were incredibly pretty

Leo brain: new girl at camp… new girl cute… hope not Hephaestus kid… she smiled at me… *passes away*

but from then you’d hang out with piper a lot and leo would be loitering in your guys’s general vicinity, until eventually you were introduced by her

cuz of that you became friends quick, which he cherished and didn’t want to ruin by pursuing you

but i meannn, let the shameless flirting begin. yall would throw pick up lines back and forth like there is no tmrw

the more outrageous, the better.

but it was also a genuine friendship you guys created; as well as being very honest with each other

a genuine friendship full of THICK sexual tension and longing… but real nonetheless :D

imagine: one time you, leo and ur friends went swimming and were hanging out on the dock

people were running around and splashing in the water

you were sitting on the edge of the dock with leo. he was messing with a fishing pole, trying to make it automatic w whatever scraps he found lying around (lil genius mechanic) and you were j observing him

and gods, did he look good.

he was shirtless, and after spending all day in the sun he had a light bronze glow to his typical tan.

a few more freckles dusted his face and shoulders

and his curly hair, dried from sun and the sea salt, gave it this messy beach vibe. he was focused on his project, blessing his face with the cute concentration expression he makes whenever he is working.

there was no denying that you found him attractive, but in that moment; the mix of spending such a fun day with him, thinking about how much you like him as a person, and just looking at him shirtless–

it was like he was magnetic

“you look really good right now” you say out of the blue

despite him being focused on his fishing rod, he turned to look at you in surprise.

“what?” he said, not really comprehending your words.

“I saaaid you look really good right now.”

and for a few seconds, he just stared at you with his mouth agape.

“i- um… thank you?” he said, keeping his same shocked expression

you kind of broke him in that moment, he couldn’t process that you thought he looked good. he thinks you’re out of his league by miles (no bby ur gorgeous) and couldn’t 100% tell if you were making fun of him or not… buttt

“i’m just being honest you dingus” you said to him, laughing lightly

“your hair is extra curly right now, it’s cute.”

twirling a stray curl around your finger, giving him an adoring look

“welp, i’m gonna go grab a drink, brb” you say getting up and walking inside

Leo was left sitting on the dock, stunned and red from something else besides a sunburn.

piper: hey! earth to leoo, did you get sun poisoning or some shit? you’re all red

leo: …

piper: percy can u help me with this?

percy: i gotch u

*tsunami wave* -drenched asf leo

moving on…

you and leo would randomly say what’s on your mind

more time spent together, more small habits abt each other you would discover and treasure

at that point, leo couldn’t deny it anymore, he might have developed a lil crush on u (cough the bigggggest crush on u cough).

He didn't know how to go about it though, so of course he confided in piper.

“i mean at first i thought I just admired her as a friend yaknow? like a super sexy hot friend who i wanted to be with all the time, but keeping our relationship as just friends.

BUT NOW IDK WHAT TO DO I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE SHES LITERALLY TOO PERFECT AND I WANNA BE MORE THAN FRIENDS. IM FREAKINGNOUT EVERYTIME I SEE HER SHES SO FREAKING CUTE AHHHHH” -leo

Piper listening, definitely finds this whole situation funny. you guys are so painfully obvious, but also so fucking oblivious at the same time.

but in response to leo’s rant: “leo, i know”

“omg how did you know!?” 😦😦 he says genuinely baffled.

but as they talk, he makes piper promise to keep it a secret, even though she tells him that you’re interested too and pretty much everyone can tell.

alas, leo does not want to ruin anything, and decides to suffer in silence and keep talking about you to piper.

[vampiremiffy]

when people talk about islam in a bad way because is anti women, or extremists in general i cant help but laugh because a lot of the time this critic comes from christians

"oh but in (insert islamic country) women are forced to dress all cover up" i wish i could get pay everytime i've seen female evangelicals in public all cover up despite being 35°C, and not even in light weight fabric but thick, winter-like one and men wearing light fabric, shorts even

"but what about them not being allowed to get help in an abusive relationship" despite living in an open minded country, people still are weird about divorce or even couples therapy, their solution is to suck it up because "what god marry cannot be separated by man"

the biggest example is to literally read the Bible, yall cant pick and choose that it was "another time" because people still believe that

women are inferior

women should be killed is they are unfaithful

women are nothing but house-slaves/reproductive-slaves

and a shit ton of stuff because religion, in this case, christianity as led them to believe that this is OK

[screampied]

oh you posted ANOTHERRRR toji fic?? demon timeeee, no power 😛 READ THE TITLE RIGHT THIS TIME N IM IN FOR A TREATTTT

did he just kiss my ankle?

no way

NO FUCKING WAY

MEWOWWOWOOWOWOWWO ITS THE FIRST PARAGRAPH LAWD WE ALREADY DOING HUBBY SHIT IM ACC GONNA MARRY HIM AND PUT A RING PN IT

“sheeny parted lips” CANON. toji luvs his girl with lipgloss on no question “course ya can” IS IT HOT IN HERE?? “hold on to my arms sweet girl AGSHDHDHDHD IM ILLL IM SICK HELP ME

the “heh” in your fics NEVER fail to make me laugh bc I can hear it and it reminds me of my ex bf who would always type heh and I’d laugh like a hyena LMFOAAOAOOAM😭

i cant take the dialogue seriously today THE MHM REMINDS ME OF THE BLACK DEADHEADS W THE TORONTO ACCENT IN PORN VIDEOS GIVIN BACKAHOTS GOING “MHMMMMM, YEAH, OH SHITT” LFMAPAPAPPAOAOA

the detail didn’t come to play.. Colleen hoover could never

“listen to her-” MEEEEOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IM GONNA LISTEN TO IT ALRIGHT, HAND ME A STETHOSCOPE WE GONNA HEAR IT LOUD N CLEAR GOOD FUCK sorry i go a bit rabid when they say that in fics.. movin on :3

vegas I’m crying STOP WITH THE HEH KMFOAOAOAOOAO ITS NOT EVEN WORDS BEFORE IT ITS JS A STRAIGHT UP “heh.” STOPPP 😭😭😭 wait hes just breathing.. LFMOAOAOAOA WHY HE BREATHE LIKE THAT

“might have to propose to this sloppy pussy” I TOLD YALL ID MARRY HIM I MIGHT ACC BE ON MY WITCH SHIT IM TOO GOOD !! pussarius drunkarios is the best spell in the book, do not play with the CATTTTTTT DIANA KNOWS WHAT SHES DOIN

“gimme that arch again baby” YES SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i love that arch shit but awe its over ☹️☹️☹️☹️ that fic was full of giggles from both lips Idnc LMFOAOAOAO I LOVED THAT ONE

— pearl anon <3 !

LNAOOOO THANK YOU PEARLY FOR READING LIKE ALWAYS you’re too sweet 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💓

idk everytime i look at toji he’s just a “heh,” kinda dude he’s just so smug n annoying pls. it reminds u of ur ex ?? BYE

the toronto accents 😭😭😭 now that’s all i’m gonna hear w toji dialogue FACK

IM SORRYI CANT HELP IT. my version of toji’s always gonna be a cocky son of a bitch 💔💔💔

pussarius drunkarios kills me everytime ☠️

[beastking-golion]

I feel like this is the worst possible thumbnail they could’ve chosen, it looks like she’s ripping ass so hard she’s exploding the room

[shuchu]

hana you drive me crazy EVERYTIME you talk about shu just going "hmm yeah? gonna cum baby?" "uhuh go ahead cutie" I JUST CANT I'VE BEEN ON MY SHU BRAINROT THESE DAYS AND DAYUM

Talking about shu, what do you think about sleepy sex with him?? Maybe after a late night stream where hes just really tired and want to relax with you or after waking up where yall are horny and needy ;w;

my brain is melting so i cant elaborate more but i still wanted to say that im a whore for sleepy sex (⋟﹏⋞)

-🖋️

>:) you're very welcome 🖋️ anon

hmm sleepy sex... many scenarios, thoughts and images popped up in my head while thinking about this so...

enjoy this mini fic lovelies hehe ♡

nsfw, minors dni

shu exhales, finally done with work for the night. he walks over to your shared bedroom and when your eyes land on him you smile.

"hey babe, done with work?"

"yeah, finally," shu says crawling onto the bed and wrapping his limbs around you, spooning you. "i'm so sleepy..." he mumbles into your hair and he yawns right after, further proving his point.

you nibble on your lower lip and shift around a little to get comfortable, your behind brushing against shu's crotch. you hear his breath hitch and you giggle internally.

while waiting for shu to be done with work, you were actually getting impatient. you missed his touch and the way he felt in you. you tried playing with yourself but it didn't do the trick.

after a few moments of silence, you wiggle around again, this time eliciting a low grumble from shu.

"babe, what are you doing?"

"i'm trying to get comfy."

shu mumbles something in reply and silence fills the room again. a few minutes pass and you feel his hard on poking you from behind.

you let out a breathy laugh and whisper, "you need a little help with that babe?"

shu groans, "yeah i do but i'm really sleepy..."

you turn around his shu's embrace to face him, your hand moving down to palm him through his shorts.

you pull his pants and boxers down in one swift motion and start pumping his length, making him let out a soft mewl.

you push him gently so that he's lying on his back and you get on top of him, slowly lowering yourself down onto his dick.

you rest your palms on his chest and lift your hips before slamming it back down. you mewled from how good it felt to finally have his length in you.

shu looks at you with heavy-lidded eyes and smirks, "you enjoying yourself babe?"

you nod, unable to form words.

"yeah? would you like it more if i did this?"

shu grabs your hips and starts thrusting up into you right after saying that, making your eyes roll back and your tongue loll out.

"ah! fuck- it feels nghh- so good."

"mhm? you like that?"

you nod, "i- i'm gonna cum!"

"oh yeah? cum for me babe."

you let out a loud moan as you come undone on his dick. shu grunts and he comes undone as well, hips still thrusting to help the both of you ride out your orgasms.

you flop onto shu, trying to catch your breath. a few minutes pass and the both of you fall asleep, all tired out.

[mikasuxxx]

hii!! short hc rq—been thinking about 141 + friends with an aggressively american reader like. specifically british people with words like “y’all” and “aint” [harassing them with “y’aint” sounds funny as fuck] and idk teasing them ab the war like. it’s been on my mind all day

Lol i love that. Bet! Also sorry i couldnt do more characters im kinda tired rn so I'll do them later! Thanks for the ask anon!

Soap

would find it funny as fuck

every time you say "yall" or "aint" he cant help but giggle

He laughs whenever youre talking shit about brits and bringing up the revolutionary war

ESPECIALLY if you bring up the (dead) queen. Bro is already on the floor

Tries to put on an american accent. Ends up sounding southern. Seeing this, you try to put on a scottish accent. But fail miserably

Plays the eagle sound effect whenever you enter a room, thinks its the funniest shit ever

Is entertained by watching you argue with price over "soccer" vs "football"

Price

oh he's so done with your shit

Whenever he's winning an argument with you and you KNOW hes winning, you'll switch to a bri'ish accent. Works everytime

Lowkey flinches whenever you say "yall". flinches harder when you say "y'ain't"

Alternativey when youre in an argument you just say "Aint yall's queen dead? Yeah. thats what i thought" and he just gives you a look

Or the revolutionary war.

as mentioned before hes gotten into an argument with you many times over whether its soccer or football

"Its football. You literally kick the BALL with your FOOT." "Okay well its still called soccer idc" "...."

oh hes REALLY not looking forward to seeing you brag in his face after the US vs UK world cup game

"ITS CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏈🏈🏈"

"NOBODY EVEN SCORED"

You had him try american beer/alcohol brands in general. He said it tastes like piss

Gaz

Hes also amused by it

buys you cowboy boots as a joke. You end up unironically wearing them all the time

Paid you $5 to say yeehaw as loud as you could. wouldnt stop laughing for like 10 mins after

You taught him how to sing the national anthem. Now whenever hes drink he sings it

Is weirded out but also interested in the different words americans have for random things

challenges you to point out every european country on the world map you challenged him to point out the queens burial sight on the map of england

He started saying yall and aint from being around you for so long

Yall mock each others accent too. all in good fun

Ghost

is annoyed by you

generally doesnt like americans

Really doesnt understand some of the shit americans do/say

will never admit it but he sometimes finds those british slandering jokes kinda funny. like he'll huff out some air

He kinda likes some of the food. you cant blame him tho british food sucks

he thinks there's too much fat and grease in most of the food tho

Tolerates you because you dont slander him as much as the others. And overall on missions you get the job done. so its fair game

[brelione]

New Years Eve (Ikaris X Reader)

yall should send in New Years Eve themed requests

The thing about being 7000 years old is that things cant be as enjoyable as they would be for humans

Like new years

However

Decade and century parties? Yall could get down with that.

And Sersi decided to host the decade party this year

And all of you being the way that you are, it’s usually just you, Sprite, Sersi, Kingo and Ajak. Makarri too sometimes.

Even if she just dropped in for a second to take some food home

And seeing as you had a few days until the New Year- well, a week and a half, you got in your car and started driving

Which included driving over the ocean, obviously.

And stopping halfway through your drive to go pick up Phastos and his husband for the party

Phastos made a big thing of mac n cheese that you kept trying to eat in the car, much to his dismay. “This is for the party.” “Oh, like the three of us arent gonna be the only ones there.”

You were right, of course. Sersi greeted you at the door, explaining the guest rooms and introducing you to her fiance, Dane.

Its three in the morning, you sitting with Sersi with your third glass of wine when you seee shining lights outside, a rope ladder dropping to her patio. Kingo with his dramatic entrances, again. “Ahhh! I’m so happy to see you guys, I brought some wine!”He says. He waves off the helicopter, making himself at home and taking off his shoes. “Where’s Sprite?”He asks.

“Somewhere off at Target, maybe she’s robbing it.”You say. It’s like you’ve summoned her, a green car coming in front of the house and an older gentleman stepping out. He’s got red hair, ah Sprite in disguise. The car zooms off, leaving him with his bag. As the car turns the corner, the man shrinks into your friend. “New years is next week.”She says, putting down her bag to hug you. “Well you know, I cant mind my business for long.”You reply, messing up her hair.

Slowly but surely, the Eternals gathered in London. Complaints from the neighbors were common but you guys couldn’t help it.

Especially when Ikaris came along and brought all his drama with him

It was a rude awakening when Kingo came and woke you up to tell you that “your boy is here”

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Ikaris flew in”

“You’re kidding”

“Im not”

So lets just say things got awkward

Everytime Ikaris walked in the conversations died

You even considered getting a spray bottle for when he got too close to you

But eventually you turned back to old ways, him leaning over you to grab something, lingering touches when you’d hand him a drink, standing a little too close.

And new years eve finally came along

Watching sitcoms, drinking some wine, Phastos sticking to water and his fiance having a glass of wine as you shared old stories. Diving into pasta and chips and dip as you all laughed.

And then came the countdown at eleven

11:30, you put on an episode of Schitts Creek

11:45 your heart started pounding

You took a few shots, blanket pulled over your lap as it began to snow

And at 12, Ikaris kissed you.

That was interesting

And based on Kingos gasp, you figured the others thought that was pretty interesting too.

“I thought we were past this?”Sprite asked. You shrugged, not knowing what to say.

"Are we past this?"He asked you later on. Four in the morning, the others had finally calmed down, leaving a mess to clean up tomorrow. "Hmm, I'll tell you later."You replied.

He took your answer, going to bed. He woke up extra early at 8 in the morning, eager for an answer. But you had already left, leaving a note on his forehead

See you next decade <3

@uwiuwi

add urself to my taglist

[keiruvieg]

so i watched ep.24 of jjk and let me just say i had no idea who choso was and now i cant stop thinking about him. could you write hc's for him? thanks!

red moon

random Choso headcanons!!

a/n: i've been waiting for this😩😩 HE LOOKS SO FINE IN THE ANIME LIKE SIR? i didn’t put any manga spoilers either and just put in some hcs i could think of. this is so random i didnt classify it also so umm yeah

-uhh hcs with a lil bit of scenarios ig

warning: there’s some grammatical errors please forgive me for that

word count: 976

First of- his voice I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE THAT DEEP- but his morning voice just hits different darling,imagine a deep but also rough voice? And the way he calls you in the morning to😩 it'd be so deep darling.

"Goodmorning bub" his voice resonates the room. It feels so good waking up to this guy "Goodmorning Cho" u smiled at him. He gets up out of the bed while rubbing his eyes. You just looked at him with so much admiration. " How was your sleep?" He asked you while rubbing his chest through his shirt."'twas good" you smiled at him which he gladly returned to you

heart eyes

He smells good tho!!!!! Like idc if he's a death painting or someone who come out of the curse womb but he smells really good!! Idrk how to describe it but yall know that musky smells with the hint of chocolates in it-i cant help but imagine he smells like tht

He likes bLACK COFFEE I DONT MAKE THE RULES-you always make sure to prepare him some too specially when he's really tired.

"Cho! Welcome back" your voice really reached him once he entered your shared apartment. He smiles really gently at you. "Im back darling" he says walking directly to you-towards your livingroom in which you make sure was clean and you really made sure that he got his coffee the moment he comes back. "Darling?" He called out to you "Hmm?" " Thank you" he directly said once he heard you hum in which confused you but at the same time warmed your heart. The two of you just bathe in each other's warmth in which a routine for the both of you whenever he gets home.

You!! Make!! Sure!! You!! Do!! His!! Hair!! Everytime!! If it aint you- he doesnt want it. Just the way your gentle hands brush on his hair with much caution not to hurt his scalp just make him melts so much he loves it

He loves your clips, he just find it amusing

He probably cracks his fingers and neck a lot bitch tht so hot

he! HAS!! DEFINED!! ABS!!

sad to say he always wins at uno games, he's really good with chess too!!

Man's really smart- being the oldest must've been hard to him because he needs to make decision not only for himself but also for his siblings to looked up too

Lovesss pet names!!!

He once heard it when he was prob roaming around

Now he calls you darling,bub,honey,baby.

Really good at deep talks too

He probably viewed alot from his 150 years of existence and just like to talk abt it i thought its really cute

Really reallyyyy protective

This man doesnt like to yell at all

Lots and Lots of patience

(being the older sibling kinda gives him that)

His sleeping position varies from him looking like a dead person to him facing a side to him having his arm in his eyes while rubbing his stomach and lastly to him laying on his stomach

He either wakes up early or late, no in between

Really really caring (prob an older brother intuition)

Loves chocolates!!

There was this time you made him chocolate milkshakes and he fucking loves it,now he ask for that everytime

As much as he loves coffee- he cant say no to hot chocolate either

I feel like this guy knows how to bake🤩

He once wear a gray sweatpants and a plain tshirt with his hair down aND YOU CANT HELP BUT STARE AT HIM THAT TIME AND HE JUST LOOKS BACK AT YOU AND YOU GUYS JUST GO ON WITH A STARING CONTEST

His hands are really big, but at the same time really rough

But this guy gives me gentle vibes

Swears alot!!

Prob just some basic fuck,shit,damn it when something doesnt go his way. AND HE ALWAYS SAY THAT WITH A LOW VOICE

You once offer him a tongue piercing- and he just looks at you bewildered

HIS LAUGH IS SO SOFT YET SO FUCKING LOW ITS SO ATTRACTIVE

This man knows how to paint nails too!!

You prob ask him if he wants to cut his hair and he was like sure ill do it but you felt guilty abt his long hair so you'll just be like no❤️

This man is so mature to the point you cant even argue with him anymore

He prob likes to read at some point when he isnt doing anything

He doesnt like swimming at all he just doesnt find it fun

Kinda seeing him liking alcohol too

when..u..ask..questions..he..raises..his..one.. eyebrow..or..he..hums...

Dandelions by Ruth b. kinda gives me relationship vibes with him because he’s so caring and that song suits him so well

He’s a decent cleaner also, expect him to have your apartment//house clean

love language will always be physical affection and reassurements!!

he’s a really good friend too!!

he’ll probably be the one to know all your problems first soo yeah

this guy is a good listener too

he probably hums or sing you to sleep

just imagine a very low voice singing to you

movie nights with him are the best!!

he likes fries alot too

like any typa fries that any fast food can offer

ketchup? ketchup

you gave him a ketchup tshirt one time

he wears it whenever he’s home now

i feel like he like fall the most( the season ok)

and summer too( the type to just chill around and not swim yeah that)

overall this guy will probably the most sweetest person you can think of-the bestest of best friends-most reliable person-most hottest person too-this guy fits the brother//boyfriend//husband//friend type alot so yeah he the best i love him

[ateezgf]

i took ss so it wld be easier on me to go through and block ppl and like,, there was so much hypocrisy 😭 someone started their tags w "some of yall need actual help" and then went on to say they feel like punching skz minho everytime they see him; one of the ppl who said jongho "screeches" stans beets,,,; "that eunwoo guy cant act" made me laugh bc iirc hes considered to be one of the best idol actors..

yk what all of them sound like the twt stans who actively hate on and suddenly become expert vocal or dance coaches or wtv to "criticize" (hate on) idols they dont like instead of focusing on the ones they do like ,,, how embarrassing 😭

but yeah all in all its just. a vile post and its a good way to show how many kpoppies dont see idols as people.

RIGHT like how can you say people need help and shouldnt act that way and then go ahead and say the same thing 😭 like it isnt even equivalent to when people are like "oh theyre so cute i just wanna smush his cheeks" or whatever like .. it isnt even the same train of thought. it's also definitely the same people who preach on and on about how "idols (their faves) are humans too!!" & "mental health matters!!" but turn around and laugh at other idol's mental health and wish poor things on them or even their families 😐

when it comes to ateez, i just think it's so funny when people try to discredit them as if well-known and respected names (lia kim, psy, rain, etc.) haven't praised them for being a refreshing image on what a performer is in kpop. people calling them nobodies as if they didnt just sell out two tours? they even sold out a world tour 3 months after debut like sorry but i'll take a professional performer and the korean govt.'s word over samantha from michigan who's angry posting because she doesnt like the way they dance/sing.

honestly like the one good thing that came from that post was giving a list of people i dont want to talk to if they think disliking someone is free pass to harm them.

[undercoverangell]

thinking about pok lives and goes on spring break au heres everything in my brain atm

Pok gets enough money working for the government to get a new house so they no longer live in an apartment and instead are in like a nice lil 2 bedroom 2 bathroom house and the bad kids come over freshman year bc riz is like "oh my dad should know something about these palimpsets i feel like he'd know about them" and he's not of much use but like. to give yall some perspective on how i imagine pok in this au he's like this goblin w huge scars covering him who is like?? kinda athletic?? and he is also still a spy and still goes on missions so when they first meet him hes in this fairly nice house in like a button up and cardigan w plaid pants and has his hair like tied back (bc i think he would grow it out) in a low ponytail drinking coffee. and they've never met Riz's dad but suddenly just everything about Riz makes sense this guy is his fucking dad?? and he works for the government as an accountant?? dude this guy is cool as hell wtf.

He's just very eloquently spoken and seems to know a lot about things accountants shouldn't care about (why did riz send us to his accountant dad to look at a palimpsest why would his dad know anything about this?) and so thus begins the convincing riz who knows what his dad does that his dad is in the mafia.

also doesnt help that they do have a thing in the gukgak household about bringing new people directly to the house bc obviously pok does have a bunch of like secret rooms and drawers in the home and so the very first thing he says around them is "Kid you know how i feel about strangers in the home" and riz just goes "yeah yeah sorry i know we can meet at Basrar's or something next time-" "okay well im assuming its an emergency or something important if you brought 5 people over that i've never even met so what's up?" and its immediately weird bc... wtf.. hi ig??

"dude like why is he so like ..... that. like?? dude hes not an accountant i know that at least." "guys my dad is just some dude who works in accounting hes not a member of the mafia" "the ball im so sorry your dad has been lying to you he is a member of the mafia. does your mom know?" "i dont know?? probably??" "poor woman..." "oh my god"

theyre all so confused as to why he is so casual not knowing that like since he was 13 riz has known his dad is a spy and does missions and stuff and everytime they see pok literally just getting a coffee they confront him immediately even if riz is there

"so mr.ball....whats in that coffee???"

"vanilla. some cream and milk."

"theres no mafia secrets????"

"no. i got it with two shots of espresso."

"....weird....."

"if you want me to buy you a coffee you can just ask like a normal person."

"i dont need your MAFIA COFFEE....."

"okay, the coffee here is really good though."

".....maybe i would like just a small coffee with two shots of vanilla."

**hands them 10 bucks** "go ahead."

obv pok cant just tell his sons friends he barely knows that hes a spy so he just continually insists that he "works for the department of foreign affairs as an accountant. i work in accounting kids. thats it." and they all get it HORRIBLY WRONG and are like "oh yeah kalvaxis rlly wanted to eat an accountant JUST SAY UR A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA AND GO KINDA SUSPICIOUS THATS UR WIFES A COP ARE U TRYING TO MANAGE THE POWER SYSTEM SO U CAN GET AWAY W UR CRIMES???" and he just straight up "....YEAH IM A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA! YEAH U GOT IT RIGHT. IM A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA." and riz finds it fucking hilarious bc as hes busting out laughing his dad is going "riz the mafia is serious business u know this idk why ur laughing about it : (" and the bad kids think theyve cracked the case!! theyve done it!! (they have not!)

pok and garthy know eachother very well bc pok has been sent on numerous missions to Leviathan and so there's like little hints as to what pok does "oh you're still working for the department of foreign affairs! you been moved out of accounting yet?" and the bad kids are like "garthy he works for the mafia. sorry we had to break it to you...." and garthy who knows for a fact pok is not in the mafia just goes "....oh?? the mafia?? that's new! i cant imagine the wife likes that very much!"

Pok and Riz have a little moment in Leviathan where they just sit and talk and Pok assures Riz that he's cool and his friends like him and that he wouldve kill to be as cool as riz is when he was his age. Riz falls asleep on Pok and his dad is just glad hes getting some rest. he also sees the tattoos and goes "if your mom asks you got those when i was asleep and i didnt know."

He absolutely hates fallinel but hes been there on so many missions he is just used to high elves and their bs. "Ah.... Pook GikGuk..." "Mhmm. you got it right buddy." While there he just constantly looks so done with just about everything bc he has seen this place so many times there is like no "ooo new place!" value in it is literally just "yep. high elves and their high elven shit." he tells riz if he ever becomes a spy (which he definitely would btw i will die on the secret agent riz hill) to just. get used to this bc he is going to have to deal with this a lot.

In the nightmare forest he finally is like "guys im not apart of the mafia im a spy. i dont work in accounting lol u think my wife would marry some fucking accountant when shes as cool as she is??" and they're like "???? but... u admitted... u were in the mafia.. why would u lie..." "im a spy i literally lie for a living also i barely knew you guys except when you would come over to our house sometimes and stare at me suspiciously while I scrolled through twitter on my laptop" "MAYBE U WERE LOOKING AT UR MAFIA MEMBERS TWITTER" "WHY ON EARTH WOULD MAFIA MEMBERS HAVE TWITTER" "I DONT KNOW?? THEY WANNA LOOK AT MEMES!"

everything for this au is under the "pok lives au" tag bc i have. so many ideas. i am more than willing to take drawing ideas for this please ask me about this au (srs)